I guess you can see why my friends and all the dads love when my mom shows up to the games looking like this. My friends goofed on me all day long about how the reason why my mom wears such low cut tops like this is because she wants guys to think about jizzing on her enchanced cleavage. On a day like this, sometimes I think they'e right.

When my mom wears this way low cut top with the added help of a push up bra that puts her perfect cleavage on display, it makes me think she enjoys being a tease. Don't you?

Here's mom coming home from work as a private realtor and wearing one of her short tight skirt suits.

What my mom wore to my last soccer game. Too busy being bitchy to the coach to notice me take this pic. Her visible thongline showing through the thin white material of her beyond tight pants only enhances her reputation in the community as the attention seeking hot mom.

Celebrity MILF: Lisa Ann. The perfect example of my mom's style. Tight pink halter top that obviously shows she isnt wearing a bra and the shor jean skirt always shifting higher up her thighs whenever she walks. So annoying and embarrassing as she comes into my room without knocking when I'm hanging out with my friends. While she asks me some question about something, I can't help but see how my friends check her out while she doesnt notice.

My mom always has to take a selfie before she leaves the house. All I can think about when I saw her was that if I could see her nipples pressing against her tight top, others she encountered that day must have noticed to... and yet she seems unaware of it. Or does she...? I dont know which would be worse

Typical example of what my mom wears to my soccer games. Always on her cell and clueless how my friends take pics of her like this.

Tipsy and dizzy, unaware of how much her clingy little dress was moving up her thighs, Darlene didnt know what to do as her sons friend came toward her...

Yo, Tommy! Saw your mom on her way into Whole Foods today.I don't know what's hotter: her rack or that ass!

Another example of one of the hot mom/MILF outfit. Notice the similarities to the previous one I posted? Bonus points for the one of the standard wardrobe staples of any hot mom/MILF: the tight white stretch cotton tank/halter top. (model: Denise Milani)

Another classic example of a hot mom/MILF look and outfit that my mom has: teased out hair with different blonde highlights, full makeup, tight clingy tank top (with the outline of her bra faintly showing through the thin material), figure hugging semi low-rise designer jeans. No wonder all of the other moms in my neighborhood are jealous of and hate my mom! (model: Kelly Madison)

(Here's an example of the type of pics of my mom my friends take on their cell phones when they see her somewhere and then send to my cell phone with their comments) "Hey Tommy, saw your mom today! Got MILF? LOL!"

Mom's idea of business attire leaves little to the imagination. Needless to say, she is the top Realtor in the area.

The typical hot soccer mom outfit: the thin white cotton stretch halter top (bra optional) with the short little jean skirt and heels. None of the other moms in the neighborhood have the fashion sense or figure to wear this outfit which is just one of many reasons the other moms hate my mom

I guess you can say my mom has been feeling "perky" ever since she and my dad divorced and she got her new "fakeover" which included highlighting her hair, some botox here and there, her lips done, and of course the classic hot mom/borderline porn star boob job

Typical example of how my mom looks and dresses and spends time in the mirror