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fabuloustrash05 · 2 months

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[Goku and Vegeta are arguing over who came up with a joke]

Goku: Bulma, you have to help us decide who’s joke this is.

Bulma: Why do I have to decide?

Vegeta: Because you’re the only one that can be fair.

Bulma: I can’t be fair. You’re my husband.

Goku: Yeah, but you and I have been friends since we were kids, and friendship is the most important thing in the world.

Vegeta: Don’t try to sway her!

Vegeta, to Bulma: I want another baby ;)

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lilfunnyquotes · 2 years

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Zeno: You have to do what I say or else you’re under arrest! Great Priest! Great Face! Great poopy, poopy butt!

Dai: You may be the- Don’t you ever fucking call me that ever again, I’ll kill you!

[one ass beating later]

Dai: (wheezing)

Zeno: Not if I kill you first!

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ap-kinda-lit · 3 months

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Goku: You wanna go to McDonald’s, son? I’ll get you a happy meal.

Gohan: Dad, I’m 25.

Goku: So you don’t want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?

Gohan: …That would be nice, actually.

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marksandrec · 9 months

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2572

They'd be in cahoots; they're always in cahoots. (Dialogue from AIapalucci on twitter.)

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thisisnotawendys · 11 months

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#bulma #vegebul #vegeta x bulma #vegeta #dragon ball #dbz #bulma briefs #dbs #dragon ball z #prince vegeta #dragon ball super #incorrect dragon ball quotes

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midday-darkness · 9 months

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#zamasu #goku black #bulma #blamasu #dragon ball super #dragon ball #dbs #dbs memes #dbz #incorect quote #incorrect quotes #text post meme #gay #my posts

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inkdheart17 · 5 months

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Trunks: if I dye—

Goten: I'll kill myself

Trunks: —my hair blue...

Goten: OOOooohhh 😬

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karinakamichi · 1 year

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Pet names

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fandom-trash-xl · 4 months

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Another Incorrect Quotes Handful, but I feel like some of these would do better as audios

Vegeta, during the Granolah arc: Leave us alone, Frieza, you're supposed to be dead! Frieza: (turning into Black Frieza) SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE! Vegeta: NO NO NO NO!! (proceeds to get 1HKO) --- Cabba: No offense, but how can you afford all this? Frost: None taken, and I can't. (referring to Hit) It's kind of a... sugar daddy situation. Cabba: :) Sugar what? Frost: ... Cabba: ... --- Frieza: And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us! Frieza: ...they burned my eggs. --- Yamcha: My son was so cute today. He asked me: Kuriza: Dad, are clouds candy? Yamcha: I told him they were water. Then he asked: Kuriza: Dad, what's Earth's defense system? Yamcha: Then, I remember I don't have a son, and he asked again, his eyes now piercing red- Kuriza: What is the defense system, father?

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incorrect-frieza-force-quotes · 10 months

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[Talking on the phone]

Cooler: Remember how I said that Frieza and I were gonna have a calm conversation for once?

King Cold: Yes?

Cooler: Well, we’re in jail.

King Cold: *hangs up*

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galacticrainbowsaz · 7 months

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Shenron: I AM THE ETERNAL DRAGON. STATE YOUR WISH AND I WILL-... you again... *Sigh* What do you want this time

Sampo: *presses play on his boombox*

Boombox: MONEY MONEY MONEY~! MUST BE FUNNY, IN A R-

Shenron: *eternal sigh*

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fabuloustrash05 · 1 month

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Goku: I'm here!

Vegeta: You're late. No matter how hard I try I can't get you to understand the importance of being punctual.

Goku: Maybe you should just give up and accept me for who I am?

Vegeta: No, I will break you. While you were out being tardy, I was hard at work devising a special punishment. I've crafted an intricate personal high five with everyone, except you.

Goku: What?! But you hate high fives.

Vegeta: Yes, every minute of it was HELL. But it'll be worse for you.

Vegeta: You’re all dismissed. Goodbye, Gohan.

[Vegeta & Gohan high five]

Goku: Salute into a fanny waggle?

Vegeta: Goodbye, Krillin.

[Vegeta & Krillin high five]

Goku: The snake charmer!

Vegeta: Goodbye, Piccolo.

[Vegeta & Piccolo high five]

Goku: That's a butt bump…

Vegeta: Goodbye, Tien.

[Vegeta & Tien high five]

Goku: Double fist bump reverse explosion into a Pete Townsend strum?! *sighs in relief* All right, that was terrible, but it's over now, and I made it through.

Vegeta: Goodbye, Yamcha.

Goku: WHAT?!

[Vegeta & Yamcha high five]

Goku: No, nO, NO! YAMCHA TOO?!?!

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lilfunnyquotes · 2 years

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Mule: I think if you spread your buttcheeks far enough, you could potentially unleash a fart powerful enough to destroy a black hole.

Everyone: wtf

Belmod: You had one job and that was shutting the fuck up. WHAT HAPPENED.

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ap-kinda-lit · 5 months

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Bulma, throwing stuff at Goku: How could you do that!? You left! And you left us in the hands of *points to Vegeta* HIM!

Bulma, to Vegeta: No offense, sweetie.

Vegeta: No, I’m with you.

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almond-joyous · 7 months

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Champa: And if it wasn’t you, they’d just hire some other bim-

Vados: Some other what? Bim-what?

Champa: ……bimportant person.

#incorrect dbs #incorrect dragon ball quotes #source: monk #champa #Vados

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otakuradiance97 · 6 months

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Grand priest: And that concludes our meeting

Grand priest: Now, let’s see how much you guys were paying attention

*Kahoot music starts playing*

#dragon ball #dragon ball super #dbs #incorrect quotes #grand priest #el grande padre

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