I love how I just think about my evil ships chilling at home together when they're not out plotting and doing dastardly things; like if they "got away with it all" they'd just have this happy fairytale ending where they're all domestic with each other in some cozy wholesome setting.
Meanwhile here's freaking Goku Black and Zamasu actually legit canonically fr no fanfic bs chilling at home sipping tea together in their lovely mountain side cabin and it's hilarious.
Like these are super powerful super destructive gods you'd think they'd go for some evil lair or purpley dark setting they retreat to because they're villains and whatnot but they choose this nice ass cabin with a nice ass view for their tea time as husbands of justice and retribution.
Zamasu, finally embracing his homosexual cravings for Goku himself.
Who wakes up first?
Zamasu because he desires to be submissive and breedable for Goku Black's mortal body needs more rest and he must take care of it and cook breakfast for him.
Who is more protective?
Both, equally.
Who sings in the shower?
Both are cringe gaylords.
Who cries during movies?
Both cry like bitches.
Who spends the most while out shopping?
Both are big gay spenders.
Who kisses more roughly?
Both kiss rough equally.
Who is more dominant?
Zamasu insists to be submissive and breedable. Both are totally equal switches.