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Feeling a little crazy <3
Just applied to go to college or whatever 💅🏼
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How are we feeling about part 4 ✨
Got me feelin zesty on the google doc rn
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i would actually kill for a trey x reader x matt
Ask and you shall receive 🪷
CW: 18+, smut smut, MDNI
(Gonna use this to connect for part 4 kinda)
The rest of the shoot had gone relatively well given the circumstances. No one really said anything, mostly due to Trey playing it off for you both. Something you couldn’t thank him enough for, even Matt seemed thankful. The events from lunch hadn’t seemed to bother anyone else and luckily it didn’t mess up your scenes with Matt and Trey either. If anything it made your chemistry with Matt more believable, cuddling up as directed in the script.
Still, the day of shooting eventually had to end and this meant going back home. Away from your new favorite fling, and bored to death with no roommates. As you packed your bag to head out and the crew was putting away their equipment, Trey and Matt approached you.
“Hey, what’re your plans after this?” Trey asked, holding his backpack on his shoulder. “Yeah, what trouble are you gonna get in?” Matt teased you, earning a polite chuckle. “Well I’m going to see my TV and probably order some pizza, or whatever is cheap.” You shrugged, putting your bag on. Matt and Trey shared a look back at each other for a moment before Matt spoke again. “Do you wanna get some dinner together and we could run lines? There’s a few parts of the script that Trey wants to change and we promise it won't keep you up.” He smiled, Trey in the background giving some prayer hands.
You thought for a moment, biting your lip. It would be nice to have some company, but also you didn’t want to be up til 3 again. However if Trey was wanting to work on some parts, it would be helpful to get it done early. You nodded, finally answering “Yeah, but y’all are paying for dinner.” You teased with a chuckle heading out with them.
They smiled, excitedly following behind as you drove home. Pulling into the driveway you found your script laying in the grass, going to pick it up as they pulled in behind you. Following you up to the door as you unlocked it, allowing them in. “Well, there it was.” Matt laughed, walking in behind you. Trey set his bag down on the floor next to your recliner, looking through the phone book to find a good pizza place.
In the meantime you headed for your room, Matt following behind. “So, you’re just gonna creep on me?” You rolled your eyes and he smiled, “I can leave if you want, but I know you don’t.” “Whatever.” You laughed in response, beginning to undress from the day. Matt’s eyes glazing over your body, laying back on your bed. “God, you look so good.” He sighed dreamily, watching you.
“Oh shut up, Treys right down the hall.” You teased, removing your top and turning to face Matt. “So what? He already heard us earlier.” Matt smiled, gently pulling you into him. “I guess..” you whispered, leaning in with him again. The door for your room wasn’t shut, but it wasn't at the top of your mind. Matt’s lips connected with yours as you leaned over him, removing your pants quickly, him pulling off his shirt. He pulled back, leaning into your neck, leaving trails of kisses down to your chest. “Matt..” you sighed happily, reaching to palm his erection as he kissed.
“U-Uh.. do you guys want-“ it was Trey. The surprise caused you both to jump, quickly covering yourselves. Matt shrugged as a wide eyed Trey spoke back into the phone before hanging up. “I'm so sorry.” You groaned, apologizing to Trey. “We should’ve locked it, but I-“ Trey cut you off, eyeing your body. “It’s okay, I shouldn’t have just walked in.” He shrugged.
You looked at Matt, getting an idea, you called for him as he was about to leave. “Trey, um..” you blushed looking down as you walked over to him. “Would you wanna maybe join us?” You looked up to him as he turned around, nodding as he leaned in to kiss you. “Are you okay with this?” Trey was basically asking both of you, looking at Matt as he nodded and you returned to kissing him in response.
You pulled back to walk back to the bed, laying down as you finished removing your clothes. Matt leaned in to kiss you, Trey leaning into your neck, leaving little marks as he worked down to your chest. “Fuck..” Trey whispered, removing his pants, palming himself as he licked your chest. You gasped into Matt’s mouth, your face pink as you couldn’t believe it. Matt and Trey with you, both exploring your body as you laid back, relaxing into their touches.
Trey leaned back up to kiss you and Matt trailed down between your thighs, looking up at you. Trey worked off his boxers, continuing to kiss you as Matt leaned in. Licking a line down your slit, earning a moan from you. “Matt..” you whispered. Trey smiled, beginning to jerk himself off to the sights. Matt continued to lick between your legs, causing you to gasp and moan as Trey moved to position his dick into your mouth.
You smiled up to Trey, quickly pulling his length into your mouth. Repositioning himself again, Matt had pulled back to slowly push himself into you. “You look so good..” Trey groaned, feeling your warm mouth, taking him deep in your throat. “So perfect..” Matt joined, finally filling you up with his own cock. “P-Please use me..” you blushed red, not even able to look Trey in the eyes as you spoke. You weren’t sure why you had gotten so submissive for them, but it felt great.
Matt and Trey chuckled, Trey quickly rutting into your mouth as he let out whimpers of your name. Matt joined, slamming into you at a godly pace. You could feel their eyes on you, and even as Treys orgasm built up, he kept your name in his mouth. You gasped, calling out their names as your own pleasure began to peak, tightening around Matt and moaning on Trey's cock. Without warning however, Matt whimpered as he came into you, riding out his orgasm. Trey wasn’t too far behind, finishing with a load coating your cheeks, stroking himself.
Gasping for a moment, everyone was trying to catch their breath. Eventually Matt pulled out and Trey was quick to offer you a towel for your face. “Thank you.” You smiled, cleaning your face as Matt worked on your thighs. “You’re the best bosses ever.” You teased them, watching Trey get dressed as the food had arrived.
#rat rites#matt stone#matt stone x reader#baseketball#trey parker#matt stone smut#trey parker x reader#trey parker smut#sorry I’m rusty yall
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W A I T DONT GO I HAVE A PART 4 POSSIBLY BREWING
PERHAPS EVEN A ONESHOT
MAYBR EVEN A MF TREY X READER X MATT
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Anyway part 3 was kinda cornball but if y’all liked it I can work on a lil oneshot blurb ofc <3
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Let’s go part 3 of Matt x fem!Reader
CW: 18+, lil smut, lil fluff, lil plot maybe?
After your interesting dream you couldn’t help but keep watching Matt’s lips as you practiced with him. “I feel like I can’t get this one right.” He groaned, annoyed with the writing. “Here, let me try it and maybe you can help me, help you.” You offered, reaching over his hand to take the papers from him.
“We can try it, I guess.” He shrugged, sitting more upright and watched you perform the line. You felt blush on your face as he stared intently at you, his green eyes now focused on you. “Say it more like you’re kinda pissed off.” Matt offered, raising a hand to his chin as he watched you speak again. You repeated the line, adding a bit of annoyance to it. “Is that better?” You shrugged looking back at him, he had leaned back on the couch at this point. “Yeah, hmm..” Matt hummed looking down as he thought about how to improve upon the script.
“I can leave if you need.” You chuckled, “I need to throw this trash away anyways.” Starting to stand up and gather your garbage, but before you could get too far, he grabbed your hand gently. “Wait.” You turned to him, pink flushing back to your face. “Yeah?” You smiled slightly, enjoying the contact. “Well, can we try running over one more scene and then you can ditch me?” He smiled back, looking up at you from the couch.
“Okay, but you’ll have to give me overtime.” You teased him, sitting back down again. “Which scene?” You asked, raising a brow as he flipped through the scripts. “Um, we could try this one?” He showed you the scene, it was the part where the team gets back together, reuniting ‘Coop’ and ‘Remer’. “Let’s try it, we can do it a few times if you need.” You offered, beginning to read the scene with him. It wasn’t particularly romantic but the way it read sure was. “Remer.. you can’t just give up on us.” You began, slightly following the scene directions, reaching out to hold his hand. “Dude.” He sighed, “I guess I just let the money get to me.” Surprisingly returning the gesture. “Exactly. That’s not the Remer this team knows..” you trailed off as you stared into each other’s eyes. “I-I just let it get the best of me, dude.” His eyes looked slightly glazed over as you began to read your line but got cut off as Matt leaned in towards you. This time it was real.
It was even better than your dream, his lips even softer than you remembered. You leaned in with him, his hands moving to hold your back. “Are you sure you wanna do this?” Matt pulled back, looking down as he asked. “Yes, I-I know I do.” You smiled, choking on the words a bit, nerves getting the best of you. “I really want this.” You leaned back in, climbing onto his lap as you continued to kiss. Feeling a bulge forming through his trunks, grinding on him as your hands moved to the back of his neck. “Matt..” you moaned into his mouth, feeling his erection poking between your thighs. The way he was moving his hips was heavenly, grinding back into you just the right way and getting his own pleasure from the contact.
You could hear him making soft groans and grunts into your kisses, pulling away from your lips to kiss down your neck. Matt’s hands moved once again, this time to grab your ass as you curled slightly against his lips. “Fuck, I really need you.” He practically growled. You gasped as he gently bit down on your neck, attempting to leave a mark on you. “Then let’s do this.” You almost sounded annoyed at the teasing, falling back from his kisses onto the couch. Readjusting as he crawled over you.
Matt gently pinned your arms above your head, checking your expression to make sure it was okay. He leaned back in, this time trailing one of his hands down to your bikini top, pulling the little string in the middle. “God, you’re so beautiful.” He groaned, beginning to play with your breasts as he leaned in to kiss again. Somehow even more passionately than before. Your mouths connected only pulling away slightly to catch your breath. Matt’s hand began to trail down further, tugging at the hem of your bottoms.
“Say you want it, please..” he whispered into your ear, earning a flush of pink to your cheeks. You’d never heard of him acting like this, but it was amazing. “I want you. I need you so bad right now, Matt.” You obliged, fluttering your eyelashes as you wiggled slightly against his grip on the hem. He smirked, tugging off your bottoms quickly, pressing his finger against you. Moaning at his touch he bit his lip, pleased with his work. “You’re so wet..” he hummed, pulling down his trunks. You smiled back at him, watching as he pulled it out, taking a few strokes as he looked at you. “Put it in, please..” you begged, spreading your legs more for him. Matt leaned in, kissing you as he pushed in. Earning an even louder moan, causing him to cover your mouth. “Shh.. we don’t want everyone to know..” he teased, moving slowly at first, watching your expression contort in pleasure from his movements.
“F-Faster.. please.” You whimpered, reaching up to hold his curls as he rammed faster into you. “Like that?” He chuckled, looking over you, watching your chest bounce as he seemed to get faster. Making you cry out again as he was just right for you, the pressure and his speed was heavenly. Matt covered your mouth again, but unfortunately it was too late. As you reached your peak, you could hear the rushing of Trey and other casts, running to the trailer. “Fuck..” he gasped, suddenly overcame by his own pleasure. The door had a few knocks as you came in unison, him holding you even closer as he hadn’t pulled out. The knocks and jiggling of the door handle continued as you panted, realizing what you’d just done.
“Oh shit.” You groaned, feeling him pull out, leaving a mess behind. “Hey, are you guys okay!?” Trey called, finally breaking in. Matt quickly covered you and himself with a blanket, but it was too late. “Y-Yeah?” Matt answered, his sweat still fresh on his body. Treys eyes widened as he noticed you, before bursting into laughter. “Oh my god!” He laughed, a blush on his cheeks as he left. Telling the crew it was nothing, you looked up to Matt. “So much for not wanting everyone to know.” You chuckled teasing him as you went to clean off in his shower. He smiled, watching you get up from the couch.
#rat rites#matt stone#matt stone x reader#baseketball#trey parker#doug remer#doug remer x reader#matt stone smut
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Alright y’all are getting part 3 later today ✨
MATT TREY NATION COME GET YALL JUICE
soon ✨💕
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So how are we feeling about a part 3 or continuing?
Or if y’all have any specific requests I can try making them happen
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MattTrey nation, COME GET YALL JUICE 💕
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Part 2 of my Matt Stone x fem!reader story
(I still don’t have a name but if you have an idea drop one)
CW: 18+, a touch of smut, boner alertz
Throughout the rest of the shooting for the scene, you had been smooching up with Matt for what seemed like hours. His own lips had even started to turn a light shade of pink from your lipstick. Trey was the one who had kept resetting the scene, getting in some good shots. You weren’t gonna complain, you would happily sit on Matt’s lap all day if needed.
“Hey, when are we getting lunch?” One of the background actors had asked, “Um, how about we do one more take and then we can break for now.” Trey looked at Matt who nodded in agreement. The crew nodded and set to take their last shots. “After this, we should run some lines during lunch.” Matt offered, once again wrapping his arms around you.
His fingers felt so plush against your skin, fitting perfectly around your bare back. “Yeah, would you mind sharing your script with me though?” You blushed in embarrassment looking down. “I must’ve dropped it earlier..” you sighed but Matt chuckled and nodded, “Of course. Let’s finish this strong.” He smirked getting into position with you.
This time as your lips met, you could feel his stubble rub against your face. His eyes were fluttered nearly shut as he pulled you closer into him, even moving his hands to your arms to hold them. The moment Matt had broken away to speak to ‘Coop’ you missed feeling his warm lips on yours.
The kisses he left on you this time felt more genuine, had some more passion. You sunk deeper into his lap, suddenly feeling something that poked your inner thigh. You couldn’t ruin the shot though, especially not wanting to embarrass Matt either. His kisses trailed a little lower on you chest as you leaned into him, giggling in character. “Cut!” Was called once again and it was finally time for lunch.
Trey politely called for a robe for you as you sat on Matt’s lap still. “Hey, you might not wanna get up yet..” you basically whispered it to him, gesturing under the water. Matt’s eyes widened and his face really went pink, “Ugh, I’m so sorry..” he groaned, hiding his face for a moment. “I didn’t say I was uncomfortable..” you smirked, teasing him as you put on your top under the water.
Matt rolled his eyes waiting a moment after you got out. Taking the robe and putting it around yourself, “Whatever, I’ll meet you in your trailer.” You chuckled, leaving to get some lunch before heading to his room, walking in and seeing it was empty. Shrugging as you set your food on his trailer's table and sat on the couch, waiting. Soon enough Matt was in there to join you, still in his swim gear.
Your robe laid loosely on your body, revealing more than you expected but still teasing Matt a little. “H-Hey..” he smiled seeing you on the couch, walking over to join you. You didn’t even need to say anything back as he leaned in with you to meet lips. “Are you okay with this?” He asked, pulling away for a moment. You nodded, “I’ve wanted this for a while..” you confessed and quickly removed your robe. Matt smiled at your response and leaned back in as you pulled his curls. His kisses trailed from your lips down to your chest, causing you to shudder in pleasure.
“Matt..” you breathed, his green eyes peaked up at you, his tongue starting to lick a line from your neck down to your breast. “Yeah?” He smiled at you, starting to kiss your breast as you whimpered under his touch. “I want you to fuck me.. like really fuck me.” You couldn’t even look him in the eyes as he chuckled nodding. “I think we could do that..” Matt leaned back up to kiss your lips, now trailing his hand down to your thighs. Feeling his hand gripping your thigh, his nails slightly digging in made you gasp.
Unfortunately this also caused you to choke on your own spit for a moment, suddenly opening your eyes to an empty room as your throat cleared. It had been some sort of messed up dream, but it had still been exciting. You groaned, checking the time and seeing you’d only been out for a little while. “Are you ready to run some lines?” Matt had finally entered, just in time to share the rest of lunch with you. “Yeah, what took your goofy ass so long?” You laughed, ignoring the lingering wetness between your thighs and coming back to reality. “Long line, gotta make sure the crew eats, duh.” He joked back, sitting next to you on the couch. “How sweet.” You smirked and leaned in with him to start going over some scenes, bumping shoulders as you practiced.
#rat rites#matt stone x reader#doug remer x reader#matt stone smut#smutish#sorry I’m advance for the lazy writing#it’s been a while lmao#matt stone#trey parker
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Alright, looks like I gotta make part 2 ✨
Probably gonna have it posted by tonight ✨
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Idk kinda random matt x fem!reader
CW: 18+, suggestive themes
(If y’all like this I can actually make it into a fic and give it a proper title)
Your phone's alarm rang to wake you up as you sighed and rolled over to turn it off. You groaned, rubbing your eyes as you finally saw the time. “Shit!” You threw the covers off yourself and hurriedly got ready to go to set.
You had been filming for a new movie ‘Baseketball’ or something like that, and you had been lucky enough to book a nice size role. The only downside was having to be there at the crack of dawn to get makeup and hair done. As you scurried out the door to get downtown, you had dropped your script in the rush. Not even realizing it as you headed down the street, already a few minutes late.
Fortunately for you, the traffic had been light and the parking situation hadn’t been too terrible. You scampered to the makeup trailer, robing up and taking a seat. In the chair next to you was one of your co-stars “Hey, what’s up with being late? Long night?” Matt smirked and teased you, rolling your eyes at him in response.
“Yeah right, we were up till 3 am last night, be thankful I even came in.” You teased him back giggling a bit. The past few days on set, you’d been asked to film some intimate scenes with Matt, this often caused you to have to do multiple takes. Sometimes it would be you that would laugh and other times it would be Matt cracking in the scenes.
“Well, did you hear what we get to do today?” Matt leaned back in his chair as the makeup crew came in to apply foundation and fix his curls up. “No, what?” You raised a brow, getting your own hair done as he let out a mischievous chuckle. “The Hot Tub Scene.” Your face heated immediately after he spoke. “Oh God,” you sighed, cringing at the thought of being topless in front of everyone.
“Hey, we can figure something out if you don’t wanna.” He offered, genuinely trying to help. “Well, I don’t mind under the water.. but I don’t know about being seen by everyone.” You looked over at him, raising a brow. “Well, we can have you in a bikini top if you want and then you can take it off or not.” He shrugged, “I just wanna make sure you’re comfortable.” You smiled at his response and nodded. “Yeah, I’m fine with that.” You almost saw a pink forming on his own cheeks, but that might’ve been his makeup.
The tension felt thick as your conversation switched from talking about your scene to talking about your plans after work. After about an hour in the chair’s, the two of you headed to film. Matt walked off to go speak with Trey and other crew members as you entered the hottub, slowly sinking in and adjusting to the warmth. It was nice after having to be on your feet all day yesterday.
“Mind if I join you?” Matt sunk in next to you, scanning your face. His brows furrowed a little as he spoke again, “Are you sure you’re okay?” He smiled. “Of course.” You smiled back, reaching behind your neck as you undid your top.
“Oh shit!” He jokingly cheered, trying to hype you up as you blushed and rolled your eyes again. “Whatever, let’s get through with this.” You giggled, getting into position for the take. It was still a bit awkward but you were comfortable with Matt and trusted the production crew. You and Matt locked eyes again as you began the scene, his arms wrapped around your back, pulling you in for a kiss. You returned the affections, slightly sitting on his lap as he pulled away to speak to ‘Coop’. You bit your lip while he trailed more kisses on your neck and shoulders, half speaking.
“Cut!” The scene was called for a moment and you reset with Matt. “If I didn’t know any better I’d think you might actually like me.” You teased Matt, watching him bite his lip. “Oh whatever.” He chuckled, but you could feel his heart speed up with your hand resting on his chest.
#rat rites#matt stone x reader#baseketball#doug remer#doug remer x reader#matt stone blurb#matt stone
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Danzolewis godonerz
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i love that in the first scene we see the riddler unmasked he giggles like a teenage girl and goes “you tell me X3!” That man is a terrorist
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“Your honor, my client just got a little too silly, a little too goofy, a couple hours in time out is more than enough punishment”
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