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Kenji: Just because you had ONE BAD DAY at camp doesn’t mean you get to ruin MY experience!
Ben: I fell off a monorail and was attacked by PTERODONS
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Camp fam incorrect quotes again, but with some ships
Kenji : But what about Ben? He was my SOULMATE!
Darius : You said that about a ball of yarn once!
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Kenji : You can track Darius ?
Ben: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.
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Darius : And here we see Kenji and Ben in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.
Kenji : Gaelic bread.
Ben: Grueling brad.
Kenji : Ha ha, glamorous beans.
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Yaz : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Ben: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Kenji walks in*
Ben: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Kenji : Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Ben: I wrote you a poem.
Kenji , already crying: You did?
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Kenji : Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Ben: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Kenji : ...
Kenji : You mean ring bearER, right?
Ben: ...
Kenji : Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Kenji : Hey, Ben, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Ben: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Kenji : No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Ben: Can't really say I have.
Kenji : You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Ben: Sorry, Kenji . For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
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Kenji : I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Ben: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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Kenji : I think I'm falling for you.
Ben: Then get up.
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Ben: What’s up? I’m back.
Darius : I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Ben: Death is a social construct.
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Darius: *sneaks into camp fam house after being late w Dinos*
Ben: *turns in a swivel chair* care to explain where you here?
Darius: I was with… Uh … Kenji!
Kenji: *also turns in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Ben- I can’t stop the chair-
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Yaz : Why is Brooklynn crying?
Sammy: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Brooklynn : IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Yaz : Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Brooklynn : AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Yaz : NO, NOT THAT!
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Brooklynn : Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Yaz : Bet you I can!
Sammy: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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Brooklynn: Can you cut me some slack, Darius? I’m sort of in love.
Darius: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Brooklynn: I’m in love with you.
Darius: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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Darius: You have to apologize to them Brooklynn.
Brooklynn: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Darius: So what’s for dinner?
Brooklynn , staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Darius: Bro-
Brooklynn: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Brooklynn: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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Yaz: I didn't drink that much last night.
Brooklynn : You were flirting with Sammy.
Yaz: So what? She’s my girlfriend
Brooklynn : You asked if she were single.
Brooklynn : And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.
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Brooklynn : Ooh, somebody has a crush
Yaz: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Sammy I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Yaz, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Darius Bowman: *walking into his house* Hello people who do not live here.
Brooklynn: Hey.
Kenji Kon: Hi.
Yasmina Fadoula: Hey!
Ben Pincus: Hello.
Darius Bowman: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Sammy Gutierrez: We were out of Doritos.
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Ben: I have been diagnosed with Chicago
Brooklynn: you have mental Illinois
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Kenji: That's ridiculous. Ben doesn't have a crush on me!
Yaz: Yes he does.
Brooklyn: Yes he does.
Ben: Yes I do.
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Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous Textposts
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Brandon: Bet you can't make a sentence without the letter "a".
Darius:...You thought you did something, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
Kenji: FUCK YOU :D
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Kenji: So, what do you want for Father's Day ?
Daniel, touched: Father's Day ?
Kenji: Yeah but ask for something small and simple cause you haven't behaved good lately.
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Brooklyn: I told Yaz her ears turn red when she lies
Darius: Do they?
Brooklyn: No
Darius: Then why did you tell her that?
Brooklyn: Because I can do this
Brooklyn: Hey Yaz, do you have a crush on Sammy?
Yasmina, covering her ears with her hands: No...
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Kenji: Okay, Darius and I are both drowning. Who do you save?
Ben: I don’t know, both of you?
Kenji: No, you can only save one
Ben: Well then Darius I suppose because he can’t swim that well and you’re an excellent swimmer
Kenji: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?
Ben: Why don’t you just let go of the anchor?
Kenji: It’s a family heirloom
Ben: I’m leaving
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*The camp fam is over at Kenji's house*
Darius: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Kenji: ... N-No...
Kenji, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Darius, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Yaz: I see a-
Kenji, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Darius: Oh, well I-
Kenji: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Kenji, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Sammy: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Brookyn: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Kenji: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Kenji: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Kenji, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Kenji: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Ben, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Kenji:
Darius: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Kenji:
Kenji, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Kenji Kon: *about Ben* He’s not listening to you.
Darius Bowman: I know.
Kenji Kon: This is a really bad idea.
Darius Bowman: Yes, it is.
Kenji Kon: You should listen to me more often.
Darius Bowman: Nah, I shouldn’t.
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Darius: what time is it?
Kenji: i don’t know, pass me that saxophone
Kenji: *plays saxophone extremely loud and out of tune*
Yaz: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING SAXOPHONE AT THREE IN THE MORNING?!
Kenji: It’s 3 am
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Martin: Oh, hey, I didn’t see you come in! You should have come by and said hello!
Jon: Oh! Yeah, I uh...
Jon: Didn’t want to bother you.
Jon: Or talk to or listen to or be around you.
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Kenji: Dad l'd like you to know that me and Ben are now dating.
Daniel: You're disowned!
Kenji: ...
Daniel: Not because you're dating a boy.
Daniel: But because it's the jungle boy. You could do better
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