me watching spanish tv shows when sb curses:

I love that as a collective the Sandman fandom has decided that sweet, puppy dog Hob is also secretly a mobster mastermind, broadsword badass, longbow ninja, and can wield magic strong enough to rule as regent of the Dreaming and/or capture Nightmares to bind to him. Amazing. 10/10. Never change.

not gonna lie jayroy can be kinda fun when you don’t have a bitch in your ear complaining about it

thanks to seb’s instagram i like to imagine (haha) is precisely what goes through his head before causing a little bit of chaos

spouse is listening to the Harrow audiobook

bonus, my response:

i always imagine that stan accounts look like the person they are staning, so the fact that you are not a hispanic teenage guy is very confusing to me

i legit got white woman jumpscared

boo!

*tarantulas voice* but your honour i was just stimming. i’m literally neurodivergent and a spider. you wouldn’t throw a silly guy like me in prison would you? clear me of all charges

I want to have the most mind blowing legendary wet sloppy autism sex with patrick. I want to hold him down and fuck him into the mattress until hes drooling and cross eyed and cannot form a single thought. Id go for hours and hours until both of us could barely even move <3

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I keep opening up new tabs on my computer and just searching for a word that I want to incorporate into my vocabulary, so I have a tab dedicated to that word as a "reminder". and I'm so scared to close the tabs cause then I'll immediately forget the words, but they're adding up. my firefox window is cluttered.

phil saying "amorngus" and "less than pog" he's the funniest mf in the world actually

underrated moment from the jwcc interactive episode that i loved: sammy watched yaz enter ✨ road rage mode ✨ and was like "that's enough of that" and gently steered her girlfriend bff away from the situation

As a transgender individual I can confirm that this is The Most Transgender Movie Ever Of All Time (also I cried) (go watch it!!!!)

as a sidenote, my therapist started watching 911 because I talk about Oliver and Buck like half the time for various reasons lmao anyway she referred to him as "the guy with the *mimics half a devil's horn over the left eyebrow*" and it made me giggle so much I can't stop thinking about it

insulting to the senses

Thought u would appreciate me and my sisters conversation regarding the tournament

tell your sister i love them parasocially

no one:

me: maybe if I came out as genderqueer/something under the trans umbrella to my family they would stop bringing up how they thought adding the option of "diverse" (non-binary) to applications and forms to be inclusive went "too far" and maybe my step sister's annoying ass military fiancé would shut his fucking face in general and stop making transphobic comments and I could finally experience peace and tranquillity during family dinners

me: no that's ridiculous

also me: ......unless? 🤔