Moot 🥺

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season 3 starts. normal pan of The Street in soho. Nina is bussing tables. Maggie is opening a shipment of records and excitedly sorting them. Muriel is answering the phone, and while they’re wearing markedly more human clothes than we previously saw them in, the conversation they’re having with the other end of the line is unsurprisingly cryptic and/or misunderstood. We see a pale hand with a black sleeve take the phone and hear him mutter something along the lines of “fuck off” before slamming the phone back on the cradle. there’s an immediate cut from his hand to a startlingly similar one- but with a white sleeve instead. he’s tracing a familiar black car parked on the curb with tentative fingertips like he’s trying to summon a memory.

The bell to the bookshop rings and the door closes absurdly loudly in the silence. “Hello!” Muriel cries, reaching for the man behind them. He’s turned away, arms full of books that don’t really need to be moved but it gives him something to do.

“We’re closed,” he says vaguely, adding quickly “Indefinitely.”

“That’s a shame.”

Crowley drops the stack. The books clatter to the floor in a deafening heap. Muriel makes a noise like it physically hurt them

Crowley turns to face Aziraphale. It’s an awkward, stumbling moment of silence.

“I suppose you’ve come to take me to heaven, then.”

Aziraphale smiles. “No.”

“Why not?”

“I don’t think you’d like it.”

Source - naruevernett

Lazy day 😴

I will not tolerate any Aaron Minyard slander

the neediest, whiniest, most pathetic moan i just let out oh my god

Skyphos number two! Inspired by the very talented @hellenhighwater ‘s Minotaur sculpture, a painting by Flandrin, a sculpture by Paul Cabet, and a very handsome charolais bull from Google images.

Other skyphos here

jordan being nervous abt doing anything with you in fem form at first because they don’t even know if you like girls and you’ve only kissed or hooked up while they’ve been masc as of yet but then one night all it takes is two drinks and a couple puffs off a joint you split with andre at a group outing and suddenly you’re begging them to take you back to their dorm and sit on your face 

“you can literally use me however you want, please?”

-🪻

its the one time you manage to make jordan blush, shiver going through them as they swallow, "yeah? gonna let me fuck that pretty mouth?"

they're so eager to get you home after that, barely getting naked, tank still on, jeans haphazardly kicked off and boxers hanging off one of their ankles as they straddle your face and lower thier warm cunt onto your tongue. "fuck." any doubt immediately leaving their body with how you whine into their mound stuffing your face, such a sweet fucking girl for them. letting them use you like this. "you're so fucking pretty like this-" they groan, rocking their hips flared lips of their pussy splitting around your tongue as they rub their wet slit all over your lower face and lips. clit bumping your nose. "-good girl. oh fuck you look so good." they're losing their mind over how hazy your eyes look blinking up at them all innocent as you innocently suck on their pussy. you get them so wet. sticky all between their thighs and cunt all puffy from humping it against you for so long.

when they pull off you tongue, they groan at the string of saliva that connects you to their flushed pussy, thighs jerking when you whine at the loss. they hush you, knee walking down your body a little. "shh sh, s'okay, baby, was gonna cum-" they're by your hips now and they reach back to grip one of your thighs, hitching it around their waist. "-and as much as i wanna squirt all over that pretty fucking face i really need to be inside you."

they shift then, and you swallow at the sight of their hard cock bobbing between their legs, flushed and - oh god - wet. your mouth waters. your thighs coming up to hug their waist.

"okay-" you nod, as if it was ever in question. "okay, yeah. yeah - want it - want it inside, please."

"so good to me." they praise you, shifting until their cock finds your hole and pushing in slowly. groaning at the wet clutch of your cunt immediately squeezing and hugging their dick "so fucking good to me. god, this pussy -" they cup your cheek, fingers parting your lips and slipping inside your mouth as they come down over you, moving inside you at a quicker pace. "- this fucking mouth."

"all yours," you whine around his fingers. "all - all yours."

"yeah." they agree, huffing and grunting as they pump hard into you. already close to coming from your mouth on their cunt, you know it wont take long before they're filling you with their cum. painting your insides with it. "gonna cum inside - gonna fill you up - "

Source - Yuuko891 (NSFW account nude version here)

(Artist's Bluesky)

like my nails?

deer healing

daniel ricciardo ahead of the chinese grand prix | 📍shanghai international circuit, media day | 📸 dppi

a dom walking up to me while I'm reading just to say "baby I have a treat for you" when I ask what it is they say next "It's a surprise, now close your eyes and open your mouth for me sweetheart". I find a little strange but obey their command like a good boy, next thing that I know I feel something hard and warm pushing inside my mouth. They grab the back of my hair and say next as they pull my head towards them fucking my mouth slowly"Yes baby, keep it open just like that... Fuck, now be a good boy for me and suck it really well so I can give you my treat faster".

puppets can be considered arthropods

like i don't know how to explain to people 'gerard way is very clearly gender nonconforming and has been openly for years and you should respect and acknowledge that if you are a fan of their work' and 'using she pronouns for gerard way is disrespectful as he has specifically said that he prefers he/they pronouns and until he specifically changes them you should respect that, especially as doing otherwise kind of shows other nb/gnc people that you don't respect their pronoun choices' are two statements that can and actively do coexist.

How does Blinky eat? Like a waddle Dee of course!

Imagine a silly crack Au where the Lords in Black are trapped in their little doll forms and they’re limited to what they can do as little tiny abominations.

It’s like taking care of five cats that can walk on two legs or extremely spoiled toddlers.

They all don’t need to eat (except Nibbly of course) but, they can. And Blinky despite not having a mouth, just kinda… vaporizes it?