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lazycranberrydoodles · 8 months

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through a cruel twist of fate, the brocade immortal escaped again!! and now it is ESSENTIAL to the PLOT that they wear maid dresses. follow for more clownery <3

HUA CHENG IS NOT TAKING THE MAID ROLEPLAY SERIOUSLY!!! relatedly go read the practical use of good stamina by @fullmetalpotterhead its hilarious

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lokh · 26 days

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yall what it mean when u are trying to make dango but it wont stay in a ball.

#did i not mix smth properly.....#importantly ive never had it so i had no idea what the texture was meant to be like 💀#i wont show a pic becos frankly. im ashamed #its like when the try guys tried to make boba without a recipe #and some of them ended up making the. the fluid #the newtonian fluid..#its not quite that bad Lmao but its not. ideal.

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camels-pen · 7 months

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consider sanuso bodyswap where Sanji is of course "admiring" Usopp's body and Usopp is trying desperately to keep himself from getting worked up so that he doesn't light himself on fire.

Luffy and Chopper are not helping. They are in fact doing the opposite of helping. They've ramped up their pranks and are doing anything possible to get Usopp angry so that he combusts, freaks out, and then dives into the ocean to put himself out. They think it's hilarious.

Nami and Brook are Also not helping, since they're conspiring with Sanji to put on a fashion show with Usopp's body. Sanji called it "not wasting a precious opportunity to get him in something other than overalls". Usopp called it mutiny and he was gonna- dive into the ocean, holy fuck Sanji why is it so easy to catch fire?!

Best part about this is that Sanji assured him, several times, that his body doesn't get hurt by catching fire. Usopp still jumps into the ocean every time.

Robin pipes up at one point, asking if Sanji was immune to just his own flames or all flames. Sanji just kind of shrugs and said it depends. Franky, having just been leisurely watching all of this gets an idea. Would his Franky Fireball hurt Sanji's body or just give him more fire to work with?

He tries to coax Usopp into agreeing to test it out and, somehow, he manages it. Albeit, Usopp is all knocking knees and chattering teeth, a very odd sight from 'Sanji'. As part of the deal though, he can only shoot a fireball the size of his hand.

Usopp meant his small hand. The one Franky used for tinkering and fine detail work. He did not, however, clarify this.

So, when a fireball the size of Franky's big hand comes out, well. Usopp runs for his goddamn life.

It takes him a few moments- and the voices of his friends sounding distant and below him- to realize he hadn't, in fact, run to the men's quarters, but rather into the fucking sky.

And oooooh, boy he is gonna kill Sanji one of these days. Why was his body's first fucking instinct when running to go up, what the actual HELL-

Usopp lit himself on fire again.

He curses out Sanji as his Sky Walk fails in the same moment and he plummets towards the deck.

#one piece #sanuso #nemotime #usopp the first time he lights himself on fire: WHAT THE FUCK WHAY THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL OH GOD OH F-#oh ndvdggdvdv okay listen. listen. omagine Zoro's been asleep this whole time. and he misses the memo that there was a bodyswap.#and he wakes up to 'Sanji' kicking him abd immediately goes into fight mode... and then is really fucking spooked #bc 'Sanji' is blubbering about Zoro going to kill him and that he couldnt die this young and Zoro's just. Still as a statue.#Literally cannot compute.#and then 'Usopp' comes up to him. threatening him and calling him names the way he was expecting from 'Sanji'#Brook: oh dear he mustve slept through all the commotion. Zoro-san! Usopp and-!#Nami covering Brook's mouth: No wait i smell a money making opportunity #shes gonna con him. idk how or with what yet but shes definitely gonna con him #hes gonna be sooo pissed when he finds out she conned him but his usual outlet for physical violence is currently indisposed so. lol. lmao.#i like making zoro suffer idk why its just funny #wait wai what if Usopp didnt trip on him what if when he plummets to the deck he lands on Zoro lmfao #also Franky's standing there like 'Why did you dodge it?!' and Usopp is right back to trying not to light himself on fire again lol #oh n Jinbei gets roped into the fashion show stuff #where he incurs 'newbie's first debt to Nami'#damn now im thinking about him slightly concerned about all this spontaneous combustion and then Robin saying something to make it worse lol #ANYWAY MORE IMPORTANTLY the real tragedy of this post is that because Usopp's constantly worried about Combusting #it never really sinks in how blatantly Sanji is checking out his body + enjoying doing that fashion show #and because of Sanji 'enjoying the view' he never notices the brief moments where Usopp quietly does the same #before being interrupted by Luffy and Chopper coming out of nowhere wanting to roast marshmallows on Usopp's leg #okay im done were done im good its bed time gnight gmorning gday to all

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stardial · 5 days

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school is over……. im free once more

#im so so so excited for romania #the gay sex will be great but more importantly i feel like it’s gonna be so fun to get to try drawing with ramas tablet #ALSO i bought a new leash and i’m getting rama a collar that matches mine. it’s gonna be so cutes #arambles #oughhhh and i’ll finally get to keep working on my refs for artfight…. again. if i get to use rama’s tablet that shit’s gonna be so fun

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watatsumiis · 3 months

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you know when you see pics of older people from when they were in their early adult-hood years and and turns out they were BANGIN’ hot. like they-definitely-had-a-line-of-lovers type of sexy. Pierro.

YOURE SO SO REAL FOR THIS LIKE GENUINELY. Like. Pierro is that brand of old man crunchy where like.. he aged like a fine wine most certainly, but its so easy to tell that he looked like a greek god in his youth - chiseled jawline, striking eyes, that easy confidence that comes from a life of having pretty privilege thrust upon you from pretty much the moment you came out--

Like.. i feel like he wouldve looked like the grunge aesthetic young adult they slap on the front of album covers where he looks sunken and tired but in a totally dashing way, with wind-tousled hair (honestly i never even thought of his original hair colour until now. i just imagine it white/grey because thats SO him. i could see it being brown, maybe blond?) and eye bags that look like they were dabbed on delicately with eyeshadow and a brush.

but even with all of that i do also just see him looking like he was just straight up carved from marble with his broad shoulders and the confident way he stands. Like he was drop dead gorgeous, the folks of khaenri'ah swooned over him, most everyone assumed he would go on to become a knight simply because of the whole 'dashing knight in armour' stereotype.

He's the sort of guy you see playing someones grandpa in a film and you're like "wait hes so hot though. now i wanna see what he looked like when he was younger" and then you get mad because HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO GORGEOUS THEIR ENTIRE LIVES HUH. HOW IS THAT FAIR.

I feel like his looks are not really something he openly acknowledges or even really realises - I guess this ties in to my oddly specific Pierro headcanons ((gives that old man a million mental illnesses and refuses to elaborate)) but i imagine he gets really really caught up in the minor details and just sort of passively sees himself as very just .. 'whatever', despite just how many people have always told him how handsome and beautiful he is.

Like, of course he'll thank them for the compliment but in his head he has like 90 rebuttals and genuinely convinces himself that theyre just saying it to be nice/polite/to get in his good graces/whatever. man has imposter syndrome out the wazoo .

I think he definitely aged very finely and gracefully, all things considered, but his obsessive fear of aging physically makes him feel like he hasnt. but to me . old man pierro is the most gorgeous . perfect.

#you know.. people always told me i was beautiful... but i never really FELT like it.#not until i met you.#asks #(trying so hard not to be an old man simp on main)#ALSO a tsarierro idea uhh something something type beat @ the tsaritsa .#like idk exactly how you imagine the narrative but i think theres something really special and unique about them both finding each other at #a later stage in their lives. and instead of mourning their youths and the times they couldve had together. they enjoy every moment they #have in the present. and keep moving forward. (and very importantly age fucking gorgeously. power couple.)#i feel like pierro is a big baby about the whole “we didnt meet until so late” but tsaritsa is a “we met when we were meant to. im glad tha #we have each other now" truther.#tsarierro #pierro #pierro headcanons #general barks #general howls #my writing #the tsaritsa

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quietwingsinthesky · 3 months

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if supernatural was any good, they would have had mary and lucifer sleep together in the apocalypse world. this would have solved zero problems with the show, but it would have created a hundred more interesting ones than they already had.

#they could have done this. for me.#it should have gone really well too. for mary and lucifer i mean.#because that would be 1000x worse for everyone else involved. if mary enjoyed herself and bonded with him.#doesn’t even have to be much of a bond but like. just enough that when sam and dean are there. it’s so incredibly uncomfortable.#sam like :) this is the second time my mother has slept with someone complicit in torturing me. i feel normal about this and its not #messing me up so bad im going to scream. this is fine.#dean would freak the fuck out about it though. openly and loudly. it’s *lucifer*.#which. of course. trying to tell mary that she’s not allowed to do what she’s already decided she’s doing because dean doesn’t want her to.#yeah. im sure that’ll go well.#lucifer doesn’t even have to do anything to drive a wedge between them besides sit there look pretty and eat mary out until she screams.#easiest job in the world #and most importantly: it would have been hot. literally just let someone walk in on mary pinning the devil himself to the floor.#why not give me this one thing huh

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abirddogmoment · 1 year

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Better photos to come later but Mav finished his open title and won a stuffy in a draw!

#maverick #ribbon photos #A M A Z I N G searches #unparalleled focus from the maverick #he was so good and so thorough super impressed with him!#unfortunately in excellent levels there is a hidden food distraction and he was very convincing in his alert on cheese #so we nq'ed both our excellent runs #but who can fault the man for following his heart??#we will try again tomorrow!#im super proud of him #even with the cheese mishaps (2) he was really really impressive to watch. beautiful solid alerts on all counts. amazing searching.#most importantly: big tail wags and giant heart eyes

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scribefindegil · 7 months

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I don't have a plot yet but I think it would be very funny to write a fic where I somehow zap the Lower Decks crew to Real-Life Riverside Iowa.

#it's star trek anthyding could hadplen #i feel like im 50+ years they must have done *some* kind of weird meta storyline about out universe #or idk maybe they left all that kind of meta to Galaxy Quest #anyway it would obviously be a sappy narrative about the power of science fiction to inspire humanity #but it would also feature:#Tendi trying to fend of questions from overeager cosplayers about how she got such even coverage with her body paint #Boimler having an existential crisis #Rutherford hotwiring some large piece of industrial farm equipment #and Mariner freaking out because yes they're back in time yes this is a universe where Starfleet isn't real #but most importantly they are in IOWA and they need to get OUT OF IOWA none of you are paying attention to the REAL problem here!#if i write it i will probably also find some way to incorporate the University of Iowa's fanzine collections because of course i will #lower decks #to boldly split infinitives

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darabeatha · 3 months

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/ My goal for this year is to draw more handsome anime men and most importantly, FINISH THEM👹

#;ooc #ooc #OUGH OGUGHGHGHHGH #so long story short; i'll be applying to sell merch at my first convention #and im trying to find drawings that arent chibi or simplified- AND ITS ALL WIPS ARGRHGRHGRGRGHHGHHHHH #MY REPUTATION OF WANTING TO DRAW HANDSOME MEN BITING ME BACK #ALL WIPS; TERRIBLEEEEE IM IN SHAMBLES #i literally only have like; two finished drawings; and it doesnt showcase a consistent style AT ALL #ONE DAY HANDSOME MEN DRAWINGS.... ONE DAY-#its the perfectionism that prevents me from finishing a single piece #my c.amazotz or a.esop would have been bomb to showcase but- NOT FINISHED #and i dont really have time to finish a whole serious drawing; like at this point im sending stuff to get pri n t e d #and then i see my older drawings and i cringe so i cant add them im imim im im #LIKE NOOO A.RJU I CAN DO BETTER FOR YOU MY KING #art is so much man like; balancing getting a 'style' while learning fundamentals is sooo much #its like overwhelming frfr #E N O U G H. after this i HAVE to step out of my comfort zone even more even if i end up cringing at the results #and most importantly; learning to let go of drawings; otherwise i get too overwhelmed with the perfectionism

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shkika · 10 months

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Hey hi and hello!

Quick question (I’m sure you have been asked this many times so you don’t have to answer)

On average, how long does it take you to make these comics? I’m quite curious as you pump them out like wild fire while you have me making comics twice a month XD

Love ur art btw❤︎︎

Ok I skitter away now

I actually haven't been asked many times! A few here and there and not in my inbox haha

Making all those comics was VERY time consuming with each comic taking up from 4-8 maybe hours to make flat out removing all breaks and such I've had. For example my Spearmaster and Suns comic was long so that one was haard to make.

I have to cut corners a bunch here and there in order to make it work with an ask-blog around as well. It does not mean I put less effort though, more so I don't go for perfectionism in my art as long as it sells the point. I make everything with a lot of love and excitement, but I am slowing down a little in order not to go crazy hehe

I'm glad you like them!

#my next moonie update is FIVE pages (which is why im taking so long..)#if i treated them with the care of an illustration ud get an update every blue moon (pun intended)#so the art isnt perfect but im glad people like it #not perfect is still good!#and most importantly its more fun #ask #weepinglilvessel #take your time with art!#rushing isnt good and im trying to take my advice here <3!

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pcktknife · 1 year

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do you have any tips for a first time art fight?

not really well other than 1) dont expect a revenge attacks back for every attack you do and 2) the other side of that dont expect yourself to do revenge attacks for every attack you might get. some people do but not everyone can and you might burn yourself out <:3 take breaks if u need👍🏾

#daiiya #asks #if its ur first time maybe only add a few ocs you dont have to but i know some ppl do so others arent overwhelmed by choice #uhhhh you can specify/organize which ocs you'd prefer to get attacks for if you have preferences #and say thank you and you're welcome :] im kinda bad at that one cause i forget ppl cant read minds over the internet but at least try #and most importantly have fun #i dont have any good tips sorry lol

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sherbovania · 3 months

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look at my new personal best time in side order boy. seven minutes one second i’m a certified Brain Genius

#and most importantly i didn’t whiff my fucking shots before i got the aimbot perk. mostly #skill issue resolved now it’s just me fistfighting the RNG for a sub-7 #during casual runs i get a little annoyed at all the bulk between levels #but i kinda like it in potential pb runs bc it gives me a moment 2 breathe and not make my heart explode #im gonna try n see how low i can get a time w/ each weapon. ik sniper is the fastest but methinks it would be fun #also #my octoling is blk in side order bc that’s the default skin tone they give her n i think it looks nice #txt #sploon

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sheepalmighty · 1 year

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It’s been too normal in the ace combat tags lately. Have some drawings of my HC Gryphus 1 and Crux / Eugene from last year that I’ve cleaned up. Ace Combat X is definitely near the top of the list

#ace combat #ace combat x #ace combat x skies of deception #sorry for any inconsistencies in the uniforms and badges #and the ready room too #i didnt know that there was an actual picture of rick until checking for refs #and what he's wearing definitely doesnt line up with what i ended up using #but never mind im just happy to see THE rick you know #love the characters the air physics the story the plane line up the music the humour and most importantly the voice acting #'tis mine #playing using an emulator and pad makes it control just like the console games so give it a try if you can

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qeyond · 9 months

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I strongly support all of these "Death Note characters as animals" posts and they're so well done!! but the lack of bobtail representation is very u_u

Making B an American Bobtail so he can go crazy stupid, yell forever, be incredibly hardy, built like a tower, and be completely bone-less on the floor at any given point.

#qeyond sucks #im very bias as frankie is an american bobtail #he never shuts up. he is built like a tank. he can jump so good. he loves to skitter and be a creature #and most importantly if i try to pick him up he has NO bones. he is LIMP AS HELL.#i pick him up and sling all 20lbs of him iver my shoulder like a sack of rice #he does not fucking care and will not make an effort to be anything but blobby #he LOVES to hunt. but he is very bad at kill. he use to bring me mice and release them in my room when i was sleeping #(our house was old and had mice in the basement)#and we also use to get bats in the basement that he couldnt catch (thank god)#but damn did he use to jump SOOO HIGH #he loves to eat grass and will yell and wail and scream pathetically downstairs if i dont take him out on his harness #for grass eating time #and then 50/50 chance of him frowing it up all over :) but he loves it #also bobtails have this back arch thing going on because their back feet are so fucking big and kicky #so it just makes sense u w u

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theygender · 5 months

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Does anyone have any good book recommendations that talk about transmisogyny in a way that would be entry level to like. A 50 year old cis lesbian

#especially ones that talk about the ways that our society primes even trans allies to view trans women in a negative light #my mom is trying but i think she could use some help understanding in a way that i dont think i could just talk her through #she seems to think my gf is more like standoffish than she actually is and she thinks my gf is being rude when shes emotional about smth #and im talking her through it from the perspective of like #'as a human being and as someone who is all too familiar with homophobia please understand what this is like from her perspective'#but i feel like. theres some unconscious transmisogyny going on here and i really wish my mom could understand that #but i dont think shes ever even heard of transmisogyny before. she has no context #i cant try and talk her through it from that perspective bc she would need a lot of background to understand what im saying #and i dont think trying to explain transmisogyny theory in the middle of an argument would be helpful #if i could recommend her a good book under the context that it would help her understand me and my gf as trans people #and if she read through it and took the time to understand it which i do believe she would #i feel like it might help her to kind of analyze if the thoughts shes having are influenced by transmisogyny and start unpacking that #and also importantly i feel like she could look at what my gf is going through not just from the human and lgbt perspective im asking her to #but also from her perspective As A Woman #bc i feel like theres a missing piece there right now. my mom supports us and respects my gfs gender #but i dont think shes looking at these situations in context As A Fellow Woman #idk #rambling

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hella1975 · 5 months

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i understand you so much with the piercing debacle. i grew up and still am in a evanglical mennonite-influenced community where majority of people view earrings as a sin. and ive literally been going back n forth over getting my ears pierced for 2 years internally. like my parents are fine with it but i will get so much backlash from my extended family.

im such a fucking hypocrite bc my first response to reading this was 'your body your choice you should be able to do whatever the fuck you want to it! piercings dont have to be permanent anyways! live your truth!' and then im here whining like a baby bc i dont want to upset my mum

#what im thinking about doing that you could try is getting a fake piercing? that way i can see that i like it #but more importantly i can gauge reactions and figure out if it's worth it. could be helpful?#ask

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