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did i spend 1 hour and 40 mins watching scraps of ellick? yes, yes i did.
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December Prompt 3: Miss
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Dec 3, 2021
Percy wakes up on the couch with Charlie spread eagle on his chest. Her head is tilted up, like she fell asleep looking at him. Her mouth is ajar, the dark circle below a reminder that she is her father’s daughter.
Annabeth is in the kitchen making breakfast. He can hear her moving around behind him, and after laying the baby down and barricading her in with throw pillows and blankets, he joins her.
“You’re making breakfast?” His inquiry is tentative, he watches her hurriedly slice a banana into thin rounds.
‘Yeah.” When he doesn’t say anything she adds, “It’s instant oats, asshole.” The microwave dings and she steps away to pull it open, retrieving the bowl of the hot aforementioned oats and setting it next to the saucer she’s using as a cutting board.
He’s up before her on any given day, but for the last few days, Charlie has refused to sleep without being rocked and held. Despite her small, eight-month-old body, she does call the shots, at least with him. That means he's walking up and down the hall in their apartment, singing whatever song he can think of at 4am. Last night, it had been Nickelback.
Annabeth picks up the plate and adds the sliced bananas to the bowl of cooling oats. It makes a small clink when she sets it down before she moves to the refrigerator.
“You want some?” She calls over her shoulder as she reaches for the blueberries.
“No.” He grabs a spoon and helps himself to a bite.
When she drops some washed blueberries into the mix, he helps himself to another bite.
She picks up the bowl and takes the spoon from him, turning to lean back against the counter as she eats her breakfast.
He steps closer to her as her mouth closes around the spoon.
She doesn't react when he cages her in, her feet between his, his arms braced on the counter behind her. She offers him a bite of her food though, which he takes.
“I missed you.”
He cocks his head; there's a bit of oat in the corner of his mouth. Her eyes focus there, he notices and swipes at the spot with his thumb but misses.
“I missed you,” she repeats, running her spoon down his center, her knuckles brush the tie of his pajama bottoms.
“No…” He appears stricken.
"Maybe don't fall asleep on the couch next time.”
"I’m gonna cry.”
He lowers his head to her neck but she uses the bowl in her hand to push his chest away.
"I'm heading to work.” She sets the mostly eaten breakfast to the side.
He knows that. She already has her coat on. Her legs look a mile long in her trousers and block-heeled boots. Those boots click against the floor when she steps toward the kitchen table where she'd set her messenger bag earlier.
“Hey,” he catches her wrist. “We can-”
“I can't talk right now,” she lifts the bag to her shoulder, “but I'll be upstairs, tonight, around 10?”
He follows her and she turns, brushing a kiss to the corner of his mouth. “Let me know if you'll be able to make it.”
#mypjofic#ima's annual december prompt fail#percabeth#percy jackon and the olympians#percy and annabeth
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Au where Hatter is running a dating service on the Beach.
So after he has done the speech and gone over the rules.
Hatter: And now with the boring stuff out of the way. Are you single?
Newcomer: *hesitantly* Yes…?
Hatter: Excellent
He has a form prepared with different questions and an album with every member of the Beach.
Mira is responsible for taking photos with a Polaroid camera( she takes her job very seriously)
So when the player has answered the question, he looks very focused through the album
A profile looks like this:
And then tells the player who they got closest too. Also he’s the only one who can understand how his system works. Kuzuryu tried to look through the album once but got a headache.
Does any of the combinations actually work out?
Some did but there was also the Niragi and Chishiya incident.
That was one of the few days that Aguni was drunk on the Beach.
#alice in borderland#aib#ima wa no kuni no alice#chishiya shuntaro#aib hatter#danma takeru#aguni morizono#aib au#kuzuryuu keiichi#mira kano#there is a betting pool going on#Ann is running it#will this couple work or will They fail
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I am,,,,,,in my last stretch of finals and trying to drop out of accounting lmao
#pepsi. | big dick is back in town#im gonna FAIL#i cannot#do math#goodbye back to my 5:30 am panic attack ima draw cookies
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I’m going to fail this presentation oh my god
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Since F1 suck at doing their job I might as well do it for them
May I present: F1 STORYLINES THAT THE PEOPLE (me) ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT
Ferrari: Leclerc vs Sainz
It is no secret that Carlos Sainz is out of a seat for 2025, and this will be his last year with the Scuderia many people are wondering how this 2024 season will pan out. Before the season starts many fans are already questioning what will happen. Will there be inner-team rivalry? Will Sainz ignore team orders? Will Leclerc be favoured (more than he usually is) and will Carlos be left on the waste side? We will have to wait to find out.
Mercedes: Hamilton vs Russell
Now we have the reason Sainz does not have a seat for 2025. In a shocking turn of events Lewis Hamilton is moving from Mercedes to Ferrari at the end of the 2024 season. This has left many fans excited but also questioning what will happen on track between the 2 teammates that have already come to blows last season. The main question on everyone’s mind is, “who will be favourited?” The man that won 6 championships with the German outfit or the man who is touted as the future of Mercedes.
Will the other teams catch up?
It is no secret that Red Bull dominated the 2023 season. And all the teams especially Ferrari, McLaren and Mercedes are now playing catch up. But will they even catch up? All the teams reference is the RB19 and not the RB20 that Red Bull spent last year developing. So will the RB20 be better than the RB19 and if so will teams catch up for the 2024 season (I hope the other teams catch up)
McLaren: Norris vs Piastri
Piastri had a rockstar rookie season getting two podiums and a sprint win. That has undoubtedly put pressure on Norris to perform. And of course Norris will be favoured but Piastri will only improve from the 2023 season. So McLaren will need to monitor both drivers and make sure they don’t come to blows on track.
The Back of the grid
Toro Rosso (RB), Sauder (Kick), Williams and HAAS made up the back of the grid last year. And many people are curious if any of them will improve. People expect Toro Rosso to improve as they are taking heavy inspiration from their sister team, Red Bull. But many people want to see where all these teams will finish at the end of the year.
The Red Bull Dilemma
Everybody knows Red Bull like revolving through driver. And this year will be no different. With Perez’ arse on the line and having to perform, at any moment Red Bull can take away his seat and give it to someone else. But who is in contention for that second Red Bull seat? Both Toro Rosso drivers are in contention, with both drivers also racing to stay in Formula 1, as Liam Lawson came in for 5 races (replacing an injured Ricciardo) and lit up the grid, and was promised a seat for 2025. But there are also outsiders who have been rumoured for that second Red Bull seat, with Alex Albon, Fernando Alonso and Lando Norris all rumoured.
Who’s going to get that second Mercedes seat?
There are a lot of people available for that second Mercedes seat in 2025; some of the people in contention are:
Alex Albon
Fernando Alonso
Carlos Sainz
Esteban Ocon
How is Fredrick Vesti not in this conversation?
Kimi Antonelli
It would not surprise me at all if Toto Wolff throws Mick Schumacher in the car
Doriane Pin (in another universe aka my ideal universe)
Will Lance Stroll have a seat in 2025?
Lance Stroll did not have a spectacular 2024 season with many people wanting him out of that Aston Martin seat and Felipe Drugovich to get the seat. But Lawrence Stroll owns Aston Martin so Lance can’t loose his seat. But wait theirs more to the story (😱) Aramco (Saudi Oiler Company) now own a stake in Aston Martin and if Lance Stroll doesn’t improve Aramco might have to force Lawance Strolls hand and kick Lance out.
#please forgive my poor grammar and spelling 🙏#I tried to make this sound as professional as possible… I failed 😞#I’m sorry I refuse to call it VisaCashappRB ima call it toro rosso#same with kick f1 or whatever it’s called I’m calling it sauder#is my biases showing in this? maybe??? I’m not to sure#f1#formula 1#carlos sainz#charles leclerc#ferrari#lewis hamilton#george russell#mercedes#lando norris#oscar piastri#mclaren#red bull racing#aston martin#cecilias vroom vroom car post
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Wish there was a wide hipped femboy here to stuff me full of Italian food till I'm whimpering before he forces his cock in my mouth
#i saw this cute boy at the vape shop 2 days ago and when he handed me my receipt my hand was shaking a bit so i failed to grab the receipt#4 TIMES#before i finally got it and exclaimed#IM HIGH AS FUCK SORRY#i was extremely sober and buying delta 8 cbd#ANYWAYS#cute man like 5'8“#his hair looked fluffy#and ever since i just cant stop thinking about cock#apparently im more gay than i thought#im uncomfy cause i thought i was secure but apparently not? shits weird but ima get it all figured out
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Who’s awake when?
Mari: Usually awake from 6 Am to 10 Pm, though may stay up until midnight, meaning she awakes at 8 Am during those days
Sunny: Inconsistent as fuck LOL!
Hero: Horrible sleep schedule, stays up until 1 or 2 Am, and wakes up at…… 5 AM! Only in weekends does his sleep schedule look somewhat okay, sleeping from 9 Pm to 8 Am.
Kel: Wakes up at 5 Am and sleeps at 9 Pm. Actually takes good care of himself on that front.
Aubrey: Awake at 6 Am and sleeps at 8 Pm.
Basil: Same time as Aubrey now… as the two of them cuddle sometimes at night.
Kim: Wakes up at 3 Am to watch dinosaur shows and passes out asleep at 7 Pm.
Mincy: Same sleep schedule as Kel.
Cris: Same sleep schedule as Kel.
#out of character#ask emori pals#emori ask blog#emori au#emori#omori mari#omori sunny#omori hero#omori kel#omori aubrey#omori basil#omori photobomb#omori kim#omori mincy#omori cris#Ima be honest I’m trying to keep things authentic but failing#Because the blog is set in the eastern time zone but I’m in fucking Poland rn LOL!#It is literally almost 9 Am for me rn
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#i have an appointment tomorrow with doctors and i cant wait to tell them nothings changed with my chronic illness and im still fucked up#and sickly. i actually wont be surprised if they hospitalize me or something because i suck with managing my fuckass disability like so bad#im so fucking cringe fail . NOT feeling good tonight ima die one day fuuuckkk
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bro i need my mom to wake tf up so she can help me w my school work😭
#im not happy rn#this was due last friday and if i don’t finish it this friday i get a zero which means i might fail science this term😭#im gonna cry#it’s so boringggg and i have so much to do😭#like i think science is cool but what im doing rn is so fucking boring#someone help pls#if i go to jail will i still have to do this#if i don’t ima go commit arson or sum#burn down some rich kids house or smth#or a fire station lol#school#struggles of a student
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I'm running on 5 hours of sleep, strong urge to scream and toasts and I'm ready to fight our mathematician
OR BECOME HIM
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speaking of streams i just got an email from my prof sayin i dont have class tomorrow so 👁️👁️ Halloween Stream goers do you guys still wanna start at 2PM or wanna do the usual 3:30PM
#snap chats#prof sent an email like 'we'll reconvene back in class next week' like aw hell yeah. i can be goofy with the lads longer :]#he was also like 'here's the midterm be very careful or ill fail you' and its the easier test ive ever taken in my life. anyways#ima finish a comic i started last night bye
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December Prompt 5: drink
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this one comes with a soundtrack
Dec 5, 2015
It’s Saturday night and they’re in a hole-in-the-wall in Tennessee. There’s live music and a lot of friendly drunks. Annabeth is one of them.
The semester will end in a week and they’re in the wrong timezone. He blames Frank, who was always too quick to volunteer them in service to the gods. As far as Percy is concerned, next time someone steals a mythical harp and hides it in Nashville they’ll need to call someone else.
Here they are though, despite logic and his best intentions to finish his last year of school on the straight and narrow. The harp has been returned; they’re in a honky-tonk hole-in-the-wall in Tennessee surrounded by too much leather and tassels, sharing a booth with some drunk twenty-somethings, they’ve lost track of Frank, and the shaggy looking guy on the microphone sounds like Chris Stapleton.
The impromptu trip down south had initially soured his mood, but somewhere between the pancakes they ate for breakfast today, the shrine-ish record shop, and his tangy drink, he had started to enjoy himself.
Percy shares that out loud and Annabeth misses it. He repeats himself and she leans closer because she still can’t hear him.
“What?” Her hand drops to his upper thigh to steady herself when he pulls her to him.
“Dance with me.” His fingers rub into the skin of her arm before dropping to her elbow to pull her to her feet.
“Is that alcohol?” She reaches for his drink, like she’s decided to see for herself.
Annabeth’s shirt is blousy and embroidered and her jeans are tight and his eyes have hardly left her all night. His hands even less so. Add in the cowgirl boots she’d acquired (borrowed– stolen??) at some point this afternoon, it was a look that was definitely getting filed into his favorite fantasies folder.
“No.” He holds the drink out of her tipsy, grabby reach. “Just dance with me. Come on.”
He guides her from behind, hands on her hips as they navigate into the stomping, swinging mix of groups and pairs and solo dancers. She lays her hands over his and there’s an interchange, she’s turning to face him, she’s tugging him to an open spot on the dance floor, he’s falling into the circle of her arms, face in her neck, damps curls and lemon and sweat, his hands overlap low on her back. He lets her easy rhythm guide them in a simple two-step, side to side. She cups the back of his neck and the way she’s looking up at him is almost definitely not fit for public.
Or maybe it is and it’s all in his head (his other head) because the guy on the mic is singing about someone helping him “trim this tree” and he can’t be the only person hearing an innuendo in there.
Annabeth’s face is flushed and her smile is pure joy. “You’re dancing with me.”
Hardly. But he gives a nonchalant shrug and says, “When in Tennessee.”
It’s hard to think about his footwork when he wants her this much.
“Yeah?” She steps back from him, she’s left enough room for Jesus and a disciple between them, their hands are their only physical points of connection. “Got any moves, cowboy?”
It’s probably the alcohol in his system, but he'll tell anyone who asks that the hip-thrusting, finger-gun-pointing move he busts out was just to hear her laugh.
She shrieks. “Percy– oh my gods.” She two-steps back into his personal space, closing the distance between them to nothing as she laughs.
He makes a noise that's both pain and relief at the sudden contact. His hands grab her hips on instinct, thinking about other kinds of contact and rubbing and rhythm.
She turns her back to him and he has no choice but to hold her by her waist and hope she won’t give him that hard of a time.
She doesn’t verbally tease him. She does reach back for his head and kiss him, sweet at first, before parting her lips, catching his bottom lip between hers, he groans when she sucks it, then bites, her tongue–
“Merry Christmas from Nashville!” Someone knocks into his side. It's a lady from the bar’s staff, she’s bobbing and two-stepping to the twangy melody, she’s also holding a cowboy hat out to him. They’re passing them out like party favors.
He’s a little bewildered but he takes it, squishing it onto his head until it feels a little less than absolutely ridiculous. The one she gives Annabeth is pink with fur trim. Before Annabeth dons her own accessory, she twists to kiss him, chastely this time, murmuring, “Definitely your look.”
She settles back against his front, resuming the casual side to side sway they had started with. He can tell she’s distracted though.
He lowers his mouth to her ear. “What are you looking for?”
“Frank.”
He laughs. “You ready to go?”
“I think both of us are.”
#mypjofic#ima's annual december prompt fail#percabeth#percy jackon and the olympians#percy and annabeth#this is the closest i've come to writing crack fic i think#maybe a little bit knot safe 4 werk
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Forgot to update since I was so brain fried BUT FINALS ARE FINALLY OVER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#I FAILED A STATISTICS CLASS FUUUUCK#but it doesn't really surprise me honestly#I had a good cry abt it and my family reassured me#my mom told me abt how she failed a music class once#which is rlly surreal considering that she's good at like everything#but ye I'll retake it in the spring or summer#and get this fuckin degree#but for now#ima chill#TIME TO CATCH UP ON THIS FUCKIN FANDOM (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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uhh so top 10 or top 5 worst grades? :> (my cousin is judging my garden from last year rn and she is like "how did you fail art??" :<)
hey bestie okie so do you mean my personal worst grades or is this abt uefa high, asking cause ive gotten a lotta uefa high related asks recently hehe
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