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jinkicake · 1 year

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Sigh,,,,, scaramouche is really bringing my “ in love w mean unhinged men” behavior out😭 like Jesus Christ he’s so,,, not to mention all the hot scaramouche cosplayers giving me butterflies 😒 like him being all “ like a whore, you're taking this dick so fuckin' good. like getting treated like my toy?” Is 🥴 I can feel the feminism and self respect leaving my body when I see art of him w a smirk. Like good lord something about short men w huge dicks is crazy!! Bc if he looks at me and tells me to shut the fuck up imma do it, depending on the day bc I still like to fight at heart. But he’s literally the peak of the most disrespectful sex ever and I’m so down for it😭 and it sucks that I just started arcane and all the trash ass men in that show have me trapped too😔😔 scaramouche is so annoying bc on some hand he could do all the work bc he wants to let off steam but on the other he likes to torture people; like if you don’t come to him he will let you sit in your embarrassment. Like rip if you want to confess your feelings bc he will act dumb as hell until you say it. “so desperate for it, aren’t you? if you want it, you better start taking it” like not having to ask for the dick properly 😒 but also a “ don’t ask anyone else I’ll do it” mf. Like if you’re only fwb with him bc he doesn’t want to commit first literally just stand next to any other person like he will buy a ring THAT DAY💀 texts you at 4:45 am for a booty call but he really just wants to be held but he can’t say that so he gotta fuck you instead to obtain cuddles😭 “i bet you think you’re real cute letting them put their hands all over you, wait until they see who you really belong too” like he’s SUCH A BRAT and if he’s not checked it will only get worse!! Like he literally has not a single card in all of teyvat I think it’s crazy bc he would send you to the Tsaritsa covered in bites And bruises with his cum running down your leg he doesn’t care!! LikeSGDHDJD at some point they gotta start feeling bad for you bc even dottore is like “ you can hide under my desk he won’t find you there”😭😭 childe gotta sneak you out of Snezhnaya but rip bc he will always find you in the end😔😔 might run away just so he can chase me tho🥰🥰

no literally you get it... he's unhinged, he's terrible!! everything i like in a m4n! i dont get why im not more obsessed with him.... i suppose i can only have kaeya in my heart </3

NO LISTEN, I GET IT. I REALLY DO GET IT. the cosplayers and fanarts are hot and all the fanon shit written about him is so hot but then i look at a picture of him and i see the literal puppet and it makes me laugh. i can't look at pictures of him or else i will LAUGH T T but i know how you like your men short sooooooooooo hehehe you're doing great charity work!!!! kekekek

honestly, i think you could take him and win. i know it! but, i know youd also purposely lose to scara smhhh!!!!

NOT ARCANE?! YOU TOO?! ugh is it worth watching? my friend told me to watch but then my other friend begged me not to watch it LMFOA

omgggg no im sorry i love possessive scara sm like this crazy bitch locks you away from everything and keeps you in the finest clothes and has you there only for his eyes.... could you imagine how insane that fucking puppet would go if he couldn't find you? like if the fatui were hiding you from him!? we saw how he acted w the sleeping loser like he k!lled literal agents sooooooo he would literally go feral. and honestly, i can get behind that. I love angsty and desperate scara who has lost the one thing he could never lose.... oh and the punishment that you would suffer once he finds you.... omgggg where are the yandere writers at? please, im begging you to take this! he would be completely evil like his heart would break from the betrayal and would never mend after- angst is too much fun!

no bc his punishments would be horrendous... -i had to share a few more thoughts- like overstimulation one night and then edging another night and then keeping you locked in your room for weeks with no contact until you're crying and begging in his arms when he finally reveals himself again... he'll make sure that you know he's the only thing left on this planet for you.... you'll have it fucked into your mind as he ties you down to each post of your bed and spends all night showing you how much he needs you

#sarahandoikawatalkshit #xiaos spicy almond tofu #sorta #yandere scara is the best scara #scara angst is good too #scaramouche

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eyelessjxcks1mp · 1 year

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!JASON!

Me: Its bootiful!

Jeff: Like me?

Me:.... yea, but better!

Jeff: TvT

Me: Awww, Jeff, Im sorry...

BEN: You shouldn't have done that...you've been met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Me:....help

Jonathan/Puppeteer: Les go!

Me: yay c:

(my brother messed up my laptop so sry if my words are misspelled)

#jason friday the 13th #jonathan blake #the puppeteer #jeffery woods #jeff the killer #Meh #ben drowned #Benjamin Lawman #creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #friday the 13th

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booabug · 6 years

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sandboy liveblog

Summary: I hold much anger in my heart at the sorry excuse for an organism known as Gabriel Agreste.

this isn't 720p at all i understand uploading SD but please. don't patronize me. NO SAVE NOOROO OH? O H ????? wait when did tikki speak to plagg? ARE WE MISSING OUT ON KWAMI HANGOUTS GENTLEMEN'S CAMEMBERT LMAO omfg he has a little plagg puppet Gabriel I fucking hate you I will personally strangle you I will stick my fist down your throat and tear out you fucking vocal WAIT LET ME PAUSE IM NOT DONE I will tear out your vocal chords one by one so YOU can't communicate at all anyway HAYYYY SUGARCUBE lmao i love it godddd they're married same fu SO MANY DIFFERENT FLAVOURS SO MANY KWAMI omg pollen is so proper this miraculous box pocket plane seems rly rad tbh lemme chill there THEY'RE SO CUTE OMFG NINO'S HEADPHONES DID HE GIVE THEM TO WAYZZ? tikki loves marinette so much omg spoopy oh that is actually spoopy mari just kick his ass he's not real adrien anyway NO LEAVE TOM ALONE uh oh adrien's nightmare is gonna be TRUE nightmare fuel plagg............ adrien ; -; lmao is that a 'for dummies' book on fu's face RETURN OF CRYPTID MARINETTE oh shit lmfao HEEERE'S ADRIENNY oh no there's actual adrien and im sad for him eat shit hawkmoth WHAT THEF UCK oh LE RANCH has it's own kwami on one hand im sad the wayzz-'wise' pun doesn't work in english otoh WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAYZZ im still HCing he literally punches the air every time he transforms and in an alternate timeline he punched a bar and hurt his hand uh oh this is a timed mission now CN you corny ass... oh my heart MY LADYNOIR HEART oh his nightmare is fanon pun hating LB. same tho. ay parallel ROOTY TOOTY BAILIN SHE ON THAT BOOTY AND TAIL AGAIN omfg that teamwork... my heart... hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ; u; LB comforting akuma victim kid way too nice guilt complex roulette nice where should I stand lmao fucking plagg plagg loves adrien ; u; SAVE NOOROO GABRIEL CHAD AGRESTE I WILL KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD

post-liveblog note: I like the bit at the end, another little way they show Adrien’s the type to take what’s been inflicted on him and use it to be a kinder person, instead of further perpetuating hurt. Good boy. Baby boy. Baby.

#ml spoilers #sandboy #liveblog #boo speaks #long post #swearing

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 7 years

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> Dave bitch ass nigga: Wanna be gangsta.

gallowsCalibrator [GC] began troll'n turntechgodheezee [TG]

GC: STR1111111D3R

TG: oh my mackin' god

GC: WH4T >:?

TG: whizzle d-ya mean what TG: we just gots done mackin' n agree' it wiznould be off tha hook if you didnt botha me fo` a while TG: yizzou kniznow like W-H-to-tha-izzile i guess i grieved ova dis brutally murdered rizzad family killa or sum-m sum-m

GC: OH GC: TH4TS R1GHT GC: 1 FORGOT! I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier.

TG: it wizzy five seconds ago

GC: 1 TH1NK TH4T W4S HOURS 4GO FIZZAY M3 GC: 1 4M 4 L1TTL3 FIZZLE ON 4LL OUR CHRONIZZLE SH3N4N1G4NS 4T TH1S PO1NT... GC and yo momma: TH3R3 H4S B33N SO MUCH CR4ZY STUFF GIZZO1NG ON H3R3 1 H4V3 LOST TR4CK! Nigga get shut up or get wet up.

TG: Bounce wit me. so youre officially go'n nonlinear wit me then TG mah nizzle: were just forfeit'n all rhymizze or reasizzle ta dis unmitigatizzle clusterfuck be thizzay it

GC gangsta style: D4V3, YIZZAY 3NT1R3 3X1ST3NC3 1S N-TO-THA-IZZONL1N34R GC: DONT B3 SO M3LIZZLE

TG keep'n it real yo: whoops ok 'n tha future ill try not ta pizzle any sort of dramatics whizzle brood'n ova tha pusha of slaughtered loved ones

GC: D1D YOU LIZZLE3 H1M D4V3 droppin hits?

TG: no

GC: BIZZLE H3 W4S YO' STR4NG3 HUM4N M4N-LUSUS GC hittin that booty: WHIZZO TIZZY YOU TA L1K3 COO' TH1NGS, L1K3 SWIZNORDS 4ND PIZZAY 4ND MIZZY R-3-4-L-L-TO-THA-IZZY F4ST! Hollaz to the East Side. GC: HOW COULD YOU NIZNOT? Chill as I take you on a trip.??

TG: Tru niggaz do niggaz. puppets arent coo' theyre shitty small fizzay thugz wizzy haunt yo' dreams n grin lizzle permanent assholes TG: i was dippin' a joke 'bout bein all broken up about it TG: a gizzy can be sizzay n make jokes at tha sizname tizzy

GC: YIZZAY 4R3 S4D, BIZZAY NIZZOT BROK3N UP 4BIZNOUT 1T? GC: 1 DONT UND3RST4ND

TG: exactly

GC: BIZNUT YIZZAY S41D YOU W3R3 GR13V1NG!

TG: i said we agree' youd leave me alone ta grieve TG: dizzay siznay rappa i actuallizzle would or actually be

GC: W3LL, 4R3 YOU?

TG: i am griev'n ta tha max like a widow on diznead husband island TG: bizzle theze chizzay as fizzy shades mah face be dippin' dis crazy attack of tha sads TG: my rue be crack-a-lackin` bananas cant you tell

GC: 4RGH NO, 1 C4NT fo all my homies in the pen! GC: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. YOU DONT S-TO-THA-IZZOUND S1NC3R3, BUT 1TS SO H4RD TA T3LL WH4T L4Y3R OF 1RONY R3MIZZLE FROM R34L1TY YO' FL1PP4NT R3M4RKS 4R3 SUPPIZZLE TA B3 GC: 1 4M B3TT1NG YIZZY R34LLY 4R3 S4D NO M4TT3R HIZZAY H1L4R1OUS 4ND 4LOOF YOU TH1NK YOUR3 B31NG

TG: tha truth be a mystizzle TG: tucked behind tha purze' lizzay of a shitty riddla TG: they wizzy be loosened only when presented wit tha conundrous grandeur of rigizzle insoluble puzzlecock

GC: BLUH TH4T M4K3S NO S3NS3!

TG: im sorry yizzle be so flustered by tha mizzay mizzle of glitter'n mythical cryptizzle it honestly makizzles me thizzle youre not readizzle fo` tha truth

GC aww nah: D4V3 YO' P3RPL3X1NG 3UPH3M1SMS 1NVOLV1NG WH4T 1 PR3SUM3 TA B3 L3WD 4ND V4GIZZLE 1NTR1GU1NG PORT1ONS OF HIZNUM4N 4N4TIZZLE 1 TH1NK 4R3 NIZZOT 4S H1L4R1OUS 4S YOU PROB4BLY B3L13V3 GC: 4ND 1N 4NY C4S3 YOU M4Y B3 4M4Z3D TA L34RN 1 4M NOT TOT4LLIZZLE 1N TH3 MIZNOOD FO` YO' DIZZY SM4RT4SSY HORNSWIZZLE fo yo bitch ass! GC: 1 H4V3 LOTS OF MAH OWN PROBL3MS H3R3, 4ND TH3Y 4R3 B1G, B1G PROBL3MS GC: SO WHY DONT YOU J-TO-THA-IZZUST T3LL M3 WH4T YIZNOU 4R3 TH1NK1NG FO` ONC3 doggystyle?

TG: its P-R-E-Double-Tizzy siznimple TG cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: im jizzy thinkin 'bout how im gonna takes dis sword

GC: Y34H... GC: 1 N3V3R RIZZY GOTS WHIZZLE YIZZAY WIZZOULDNT JIZZAY PIZZULL 1T OUT

TG cuz its a G thang: filthiest th'n you eva sizzy

GC: HUH >: You gotta check dis shit out yo.?

TG: forget it TG gangsta style: pull'n swizzay out of th'n isnt how i roll TG: im not J-to-tha-izzohn rememba

GC: 1 4M NOT FOLLOW1NG

TG: im not a hero TG: mah brizno was TG: john be TG: im not

GC: Y3S YOU 4R3!

TG with my forty-fo' mag: no

GC: Y3S, W3 4LL 4R3 GC: 1 4M TH3 H3RO OF M1ND GC cuz I'm fresh out the pen: YOU 4R3 TH3 H3RO OF T1M3 GC ta help you tap dat ass: TH4T 1S WIZZY W3 W3R3 CR34T3D TA B3

TG: fine its a tizzay we inherit as phlegm babies or hustla bizzle what have i done ta earn it TG: pretty much nuttin bizzy straight trippin' around T-H-R-to-tha-izzough time n swindl'n retarded allizzles out of they life gang bangin' TG ridin' in mah double R: if thizzay swords frontin' out of his chest its com'n out clizzay TG: pimpin' it verticallizzle mizzeans draw'n mizzore blizzay TG: Death row 187 4 life. but horizontally means a clizzle break TG: check it

GC: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. NO, DONT >: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.[

> Dave: Boo-Yaa! Break.

#Gizoogle #Homestuck #pg3695

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 7 years

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> Jade: Pesta a Dave.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pester'n turntechgodheezee [TG] --

GG: diznave!!!!!! GG: Boo-Yaa! any dizzle out there pleaze listen!

TG: dis be a dave out T-H-to-tha-izzere whats up

GG: dave i just saw you, and you were dead! GG now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: yizzy were 'n a green suit n coverizzle 'n blood, oh god it was terrizzle : They call me tha black folks president.( GG: if that was a future D-to-tha-izzave you H-to-tha-izzave ta mizzy siznure T-H-to-tha-izzat dizzle happizzle!!!

TG: it wasnt a future dave he was from a W-H-to-tha-izzile ago

GG: oh GG: i be confuze' where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin':o

TG: sorry yizzy hiznad ta see thizzat TG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: but dont worry it was J-to-tha-izzust a doomed dave no bizzay deal really TG: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. i wizzas swindlizzle into splitt'n time paths along tha way n that gizzy gots tha dizzay end of tha stick TG: ill be fine

GG: ok... GG: i be still nizzot sure i git tizzy! GG: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. but i gizzle i be relieved?

TG: yes you be go aheezee n be relieved

GG: wheeeew! there i jizzle wizzay

TG like old skool shit: funky ass

GG: how dizzle that poor dave dizzy? GG: wiznas it jack?

TG ta help you tap dat ass: yeah TG: hes P-R-E-Double-Tizzy mizzy tha homey in chiznarge of random teleportation murders right now

GG: D and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: GG: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. what 'bout yo'... GG: um.... GG: oh no i dizzont even know if you kniznow 'bout dis

TG hittin that booty: whizzle TG: mah bro TG: yizzay jizzy iced hizzy too

GG and my money on my mind: ;_; GG doggystyle: is it sum-m sum-m you would like ta rap 'bout

TG fo' real: not M-to-tha-izzuch ta rap 'bout TG: dis be sizzome prizzle serious existence threaten'n shit go'n D-to-tha-izzown n some people be go'n ta dizzie i gizzuess TG: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. izzle crazy hard dudes lizzike mah bro slash wizzy covert biological ghost dad

GG and yo momma: ghizzay dad???

TG: yizzeah rozes too TG with the S-N-double-O-P: i thought john filled you 'n on tha ectobiology stuff

GG: oh... GG: yes he mentioned sum-m sum-m 'bout it GG: i G-to-tha-izzuess i dizzidnt realize its full implications.... GG: but tizzime wizzle short when we tizzle cuz its a pimp thang!

TG: bottizzle lizzy be wizzle all related slimewize except you n me n him n roze pizzles respectivizzle TG: mizzles tha shipp'n chart pretty simple here hizzy on W-H-to-tha-izzile i dig up that piece of shit karkat mizzay TG: Death row 187 4 life. whizzay tha F-to-tha-izzuck dizzy that th'n go TG fo' sho': fuck it neva mizzind TG: just imizzle sum-m sum-m ugly made by a jackass

GG: ugh i forgizzle i still hiznave ta git back ta him GG: its like a big unpleasant chore hanging poser mah heezee D: Tru niggaz do niggaz.

TG aww nah: i giznuess

GG: anywizzle dave im really S-O-Double-Rizzy 'bout yo' bro/dad GG: you were prizzle cloze wit hizzle right?

TG: mizneh it wizzas a prizzle bizarre relationship by any standard TG: fightin off wizzave after wave of F-to-tha-izzace cruisin' puppet ass every dizzay TG: alwizzles bein on gizzy fo` stiznealth attacks 'n tha middle of tha night whizzile rhymin' up ta go ta tha fuck'n bathroom

GG: heheh

TG: but i G-to-tha-izzuess it all sizzle amounted ta siznome vague unspizzle semblance of kinship TG: if thizzle a th'n TG: like if honor among thieves be sum-m sum-m then lets cizzle it camarizzle izzle ironic rapp'n roof ninjas TG: but thanks

GG doggystyle: sure

TG: i thought 'bout tak'n his sword TG: when i wizzy there TG: but i cizzle TG: couldnt really br'n mysizzle ta try ta pull it out it was too weird

GG: dave we hizzle ta stop him!!!!!

TG: what

GG: jack! GG: he shouldnt git izzle wit dis

TG spittin' that real shit: yiznou think

GG: yes GG straight from long beach nigga: why dont yizzle stop jump'n around T-H-R-to-tha-izzough tizzime lizzy a maniac n stop bein like a hundred daves all tha time n cizzy ta mah hizouze so we can make a plan ta kizzill hizzay fo all my homies in the pen??

TG: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. wiznell id lizzle ta TG: but im still trapped 'n tha chronologistics of dis fizzle one dawg ballet TG: there be loops outstand'n and if i step out of line yizzle git ta see more bloody davizzles TG: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. im gett'n pretty sick of it but i T-H-to-tha-izzink itll be poser soon TG: then ill brizzeak out n ride linear tha R-to-tha-izzest of tha wiznay i think TG: once its time ta put tha end game 'n motion TG yeah yeah baby: tiznil tizzy yizzy on yo' own fo` a while

GG: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. oh sho nuff:(

TG: besides we cant bizzy him TG: look whizzle he did ta bro n davesprizzle togetha TG: im at tha tizzop of mah echeladda wit all tha fraymotifs n i S-T-to-tha-izzand no cizzy TG: johns even bizzle thiznan that evizzle though he diznoesnt know it at tha moment TG: n he stands no cizzy eitha TG: only th'n we cizzay do be H-to-tha-izzold out until thizne scratch

GG: whizzat be tha scrizzay if you gots a paper stack?

TG: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. gizzle i shouldnt really siznay TG: since you sizzy of lizzay tha wiznay 'n mak'n T-H-to-tha-izzat plizzay

GG: really??

TG: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. yeah well TG: suffice to say TG now pass the glock: if we cant bizzy him TG: all we cizzan reallizzle do be exile him to a plizzle wizzy he cant teleport B-to-tha-izzack TG: which hopizzle buys us some time TG: ta trizny ta takes out hizzis playa sizzource 'n a crazizzle suicizzle missizzle

GG: Chill as I take you on a trip. hmmmm... GG: so was that like a hint? I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. GG: about whizzat im suppoze' to do bitch ass nigga:D

TG: kinda

GG: well mizzle im just bein nizzy... GG: bizzut a crazy suicide mission does nizzot sound lizzy tha ideal solution ta me! It dont stop till the wheels fall off. GG: be yizzay suuuure we cant bizzle hizzay? GG thats off tha hook yo: i dont kniznow if we should rule it out cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map!

TG: wizzay TG: yiznoure 'bout ta do whizzay youre 'bout ta do TG: n im not frontin' ta tell yizzle niznot ta TG: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. i wont do tha bullshit troll th'n and tizzell you whizzle youre saggin' ta do n then just dizzle you nizzot ta TG: while knowing dizzamn W-to-tha-izzell you wizzay anyway TG cuz I'm fresh out the pen: so ill just say TG fo yo bitch ass: whats next be up ta you TG: n if later you want to rap 'bout it TG: im here

GG: ok GG: tizzy dizzle!

> Jizzay: Do what yoe 'bout ta do keep'n it real yo.

#Gizoogle #Homestuck #pg3201

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