It's been 7 long years.

The final season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians has just begun to release.

The Ares and Apollo cabins are in a dispute over ownership for the flying chariot.

The counselors sit around a table in the Big House.

Percy has just learned that he's (probably) gonna die in the next month, when Clarisse and Michael begin to bicker. Percy has had it up to here.

He starts clapping rhythmically. There is a lull in the room as they stare at him.

He claps faster.

"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"

croptop etoiles from requests :p

*claps john darnielle on the shoulder* buddy you shouldnt have released this song when im within walking distance of roughly 13 tattoo shops

Alpha is such a fucking bitch ugh when is someone gonna breed him like one tf

COUGHS AGGRESIVELY

pinocchio epilogue where it reveals candlewick and the other boys at the camp became "defectors" and went on a spree of shooting fascist soldiers that tried coming for them. they went around the country trying to survive the war and they did, outliving the fuckers that took their childhood away and killed so many other children. the war ends and the other boys leave for switzerland while candlewick stays and returns to his mom. then he sees pinocchio again and when geppetto, sebastian and spazzatura pass on, they had adventures together. the end.

I’m going to tear my hair out

jack and davey are so kirk and spock coded and you people will never fucking knowww. you don’t even KNOW.

tbh the perfect way to foil Lila's sneaky manipulation of Kagami would be if Luka became closer friends with her because like. well. he literally Knows what he's talking about.

the sexuality but especially the gender of having a dick and still hard packing with the strap every night

Back on my late night hermit posting bs again but it's fascinating to me how mumbo is always depicted as a wispy vampire boy, but i feel like we as a community have missed the opportunity to make fannon mumbo and burly suited man with a fantastic mustache.

rip judas and jesus you would've loved fang runin and yin nezha

i dont think team would ever recover if he saw win in a snapback you know ......

the magnus protocol came out and i loved it. anyway, gwen and lena should kiss

That pic you forgot about looks like something little sister would send to the fuck boy who’s captain of the football team but big bro saves it to jerk off to later.

I mean... did I ever really plan on sending it to the captain, though? Or did I just want to make someone really, really jealous?

Blondie lockes: seems a bit crazy and sometimes rude, but is just a sweet girl with some issues understanding social cues

C.a cupid: seems like a sweet and somewhat ditzy girl, but is actually a little fucked up and kind of morally grey

Blondie may accidentally call your outfit ugly and not realise it upset you, but will apologise and try to make up for it if she’s told that she did was mean

Cupid will help you with stuff and compliment you constantly, but then she will go home and watch her family perform a live execution.

Blondie will break into a house and insert herself into the family, but only because shes afraid of being lonely and thinks that the homeowner is fine with it

Cupid will not break into a house and will excuse herself if she feels she is unwelcome, but she would absolutely steal her crushes used underwear if she was left alone in their room for a moment.

Blondie will follow someone around just so she can get a scoop for her show, but she wouldn’t report something thats private.

Cupid would follow her crush around and take pictures of them in the shower to ‘fantasise’ to when shes alone.