ascensions lian

one of my favorite things about rereading tgcf is finding little bits of info where MXTX showcases how crazy strong xie lian is. like in the PROLOGUE we learn that if people trying to ascend fail their Heavenly Tribulations they either die or are (socially? physically?) ruined. like, nevermind the rigors of cultivating to ascension, the act of ascension itself is lethally dangerous.

and XIE LIAN

this motherfucker ascended for the first time IN HIS SLEEP. the second time he was so busy pummeling bai wuxiang that he didn't even notice it!!! what the hell!!! what the hell is this guy on and how do i get some

This is He Xuan's true personality, change my mind

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Congratulations on your milestone 🫶🏾🫶🏾 How about IJOK with Draken

[ i ]: intensity - how intense is the sex? what’s his pace like? sex with draken can go one of two ways: it can be slow and lazy, or it can be passionate and intense; there's really no in between. when it's the latter, he demands you maintain eye contact as his hips collide with yours. the intensity of his aura saturates your senses until it's all you can feel. until you two are the only two people in the world— or dare he say, the whole goddamn universe.

[ j ]: jack off - how does he masturbate? he usually jerks off in the shower after a long day of work. he'll fuck his fist after scrubbing off all the dirt and grime from the shop, head tipping back and low groans rumbling up from his chest while he works his hand up and down his length.

[ o ]: oral - how skilled is he at oral? does he prefer giving or receiving? draken plays your body like a finely tuned instrument and the act brings him even more pleasure than you dropping down on your knees for him. his tongue dips into you in a dizzying rhythm, calloused fingertips spreading your folds open, baring all of you to him so no part goes untouched. he feels at home between your legs, and he knows it's a cliché to say, but he could spend hours with your thighs wrapped around his head.

[ k ]: kinks - what’s a kink or two of his? he likes when you suck on his fingers while he fucks you. pressing his middle and index fingers against your lips, you automatically open your mouth and let them stroke against your tongue. if you ever want to tease him in public, all you have to do is wrap your plush lips around his digits and he'll be dragging your ass into the nearest restroom for a quickie.

nsfw alphabet

If a kid can take quirks, he's not exactly quirkless, is he?

if a kid can take quirks, he's not exactly quirkless, is he? by iJoke

The first time Izuku used his quirk wasn't on his mother.

It wasn't on Kacchan, who Izuku was around near constantly. It wasn't his classmates, his teachers, nor was it anyone he saw on a regular basis.

No. The person Izuku first used his quirk on was his quirk doctor.

Who had an anti-aging quirk. ———— get rekt garaki

Words: 1888, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of midoriya has afo but i can't write anything but crack

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Garaki Kyuudai | Ujiko Daruma

Relationships: Midoriya Inko & Midoriya Izuku, Garaki Kyuudai | Ujiko Daruma & Midoriya Izuku, Garaki Kyuudai | Ujiko Daruma & Midoriya Inko, Midoriya Izuku & Sensei | All For One, Midoriya Inko/Sensei | All For One, Garaki Kyuudai | Ujiko Daruma & Sensei | All For One

Additional Tags: Midoriya Izuku Has All for One Quirk, Sensei | All For One is Midoriya Hisashi, Sensei | All For One is Midoriya Izuku's Parent, Crack

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48634507

The First Round is Always the Worst Round: A Biography by Shinsou Hitoshi

the first round is always the worst round: a biography by shinsou hitoshi by iJoke

“On the left, the only student for General Education to make it this far, Eraser's personal favorite-“

“Hizashi.”

“-the boy with a mystery quirk yet to be revealed, Shinsou Hitoshi!” Mic-sensei finishes to a roaring crowd. Hitoshi can almost see his homeroom teacher's grin. It isn't comforting.

“And on the right, the kid with too many quirks for it to be any sort of normal and Mic's personal favorite-“

“You know it!”

“Midoriya Izuku, aka, the bane of my existence,” Aizawa finishes blandly. “Quirk: Quirk Attraction. Figure out how it works yourself.” ------ yay sports festival time. u dont have to read the rest of this series for this to make sense but i recommend to cause im the author and i gotta

Words: 1530, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic

Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic

Additional Tags: Mentioned Sensei | All For One, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Midoriya Izuku Has All for One Quirk, Sensei | All For One is Midoriya Hisashi, Midoriya Izuku Has a Quirk, Midoriya Izuku Has Multiple Quirks, Shinsou Hitoshi-centric, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Training Shinsou Hitoshi

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48980509

I can give you some post-canon orv recs but there is a high chance of having spoilers in them,,,

There are definitely more I love but here are the few I can think of right now (spoiler warning for all of these)

The cough that won't go away. by your__isgayrights : hanahaki fic but as a comedy? it's very fun

The Terrified Squid and the Girl Who Happened to Find It by iJokes : kdj and yjh run a restaurant together, outsider pov, absolutely hilarious

let's get married by sunwarmed : yoohankim gets married, short and sweet (and funny)

Ohhh, thank you! I don't think I've picked up any of these yet (I've been pretty focused on trying to find YJH/KDJ first) and I don't mind spoilers, my need for resolution and things going nicely for the characters pretty much outweighed my desire to remain unspoiled this time around. AND I AM ALL FOR FUNNY FIC, yes, I need to laugh at how ridiculous these characters are because they have had enough tragedy, TIME FOR HUMOR. 💖😂

Phoenix with his hair tied up (and also sunglasses) :D

Inspired from Turnabout Enter Pun Here a chat fic by iJoke (check it out it's amazing)

The First Round is Always the Worst Round: A Biography by Shinsou Hitoshi

the first round is always the worst round: a biography by shinsou hitoshi by iJoke

“On the left, the only student for General Education to make it this far, Eraser's personal favorite-“

“Hizashi.”

“-the boy with a mystery quirk yet to be revealed, Shinsou Hitoshi!” Mic-sensei finishes to a roaring crowd. Hitoshi can almost see his homeroom teacher's grin. It isn't comforting.

“And on the right, the kid with too many quirks for it to be any sort of normal and Mic's personal favorite-“

“You know it!”

“Midoriya Izuku, aka, the bane of my existence,” Aizawa finishes blandly. “Quirk: Quirk Attraction. Figure out how it works yourself.” ------ yay sports festival time. u dont have to read the rest of this series for this to make sense but i recommend to cause im the author and i gotta

Words: 1530, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic

Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Shinsou Hitoshi, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic

Additional Tags: Mentioned Sensei | All For One, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Midoriya Izuku Has All for One Quirk, Sensei | All For One is Midoriya Hisashi, Midoriya Izuku Has a Quirk, Midoriya Izuku Has Multiple Quirks, Shinsou Hitoshi-centric, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Training Shinsou Hitoshi

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48980509

Does Midoriya is Alien? It's More Likely Than u Think

does Midoriya is alien? it’s more likely than u think by iJoke

midoriya's an alien and doesn't know it. mina's an alien and definitely know it. cue the hijinks.

Words: 1213, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Ashido Mina, Midoriya Izuku, Ashido Mina's Parents

Relationships: Ashido Mina & Midoriya Izuku, Ashido Mina & Ashido Mina's Parents

Additional Tags: Crack, its not even taken seriously good lord, Sensei | All For One is Midoriya Hisashi, Midoriya Izuku Has One for All Quirk, Ashido Mina is a Little Shit, Alien Ashido Mina, Alien Midoriya Izuku

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47738800

ijoke about it a lot but muffin badboyhalo genuinely evokes some sort of sleeper agent within me itcame on immediately aftter i listened and related to creep and i just primally screamed into my pillow for the first two minutes sometimes theres no words for a situation sometimes youre just thinking thinking about you muffin

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The One Where Phoenix Discovers How Annoying Con Men Can Be

The One Where Phoenix Discovers How Annoying Con Men Can Be by iJoke

In all honesty, it's not the weirdest case he's ever taken.

Like, how could it be? He's defended an orca, he's been in two trials where the prosecutor got arrested for the murder of the person whose murder incited the fucking trial, and then there's whatever the hell the fucking Khura'in was, though that's something he does NOT want to think about.

But here he is. Investigating. With a con man following him. ~~~~~~ Mob gets accused of murder and Reigen, determined to get him the best lawyer possible, seeks out one Phoenix Wright.

Words: 1566, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney, モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Reigen Arataka, Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright, Kageyama "Mob" Shigeo, Itonokogiri Keisuke | Dick Gumshoe

Relationships: Kageyama "Mob" Shigeo & Reigen Arataka, reigen arataka & phoenix wright

Additional Tags: Case Fic, i cannot tell u how much idk how to tag this, just. theres going to be more. at least for characters and relations, serizawa's showing up ik that, so's edgeworth, probably maya, Minor Maggey Byrde/Dick Gumshoe

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43922508

Names generated from backwards Japanese forenames, excluding the letter "H"

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