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theoldkyokodied · 3 months

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"what if we shot a RPG and stared at the explosions like new years fireworks and then we lay in the long grass and maybe for a moment we were in love in the way the long grass loves sunlight and not in love in the way a rocket loves to explode" -Kath, who got to see this piece earlier than anyone else, who's words stuck with me like they tend to do <3

This is my piece for the iasip Valentine's zine over at @its-always-ziney-in-philadelphia ! :)

#macdennis #macden #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #dee reynolds #charlie kelly #frank reynolds #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #happy valentine's day :) happy 'cause i know you man' day :)))#i sent hem the rocket so they can all be mesmerized by big explosion <3 #i watched videos of people shooting rpg's for this one fgdkfgkagfkas #kath sent me a dennis 'let me demonstrate my value to you valentine' card. yall WISH you were me

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yescking · 6 months

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gg

#dead plate #indie game #rpg horror #dead plate game #me art #check it out PLZ anyways i was so sure the matches were for him. LLOOOL

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tothesolarium · 5 months

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Mourning Cloak is a normal mech that nothing bad could happen to "If you roll the same number on all three dice, you disappear until your group rests, at which point you reappear nearby."

WHERE DID THEY GO

#lancer #lancer rpg #lancer ttrpg #making mechs is a joy #could spend hours on compcon #i have moments were my little story breaks pretty far from the lancer universe #but then the mechs are just- lancer mechs expect for a few Real Unique ones that are like- you meet One somewhat early and the rest...#rn only move if like a Bad Ending happens #which i have drawn cuz its Pretty but- death

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vexwerewolf · 15 days

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#lancer #lancer rpg #lancerrpg #lancer-rpg #in golden flame #mecha #furry #fursuit #i tried to write this as if it were a tumblr conversation #do you think i did a good job

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sealsdaily · 1 month

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what are the different kinds of seals im curious

There are many different ways to categorize seals/pinnipeds, but we'll be focusing on the most integral to Seal Gameplay.

There are three families in your cast of playable characters: earless or "true" seals, eared seals, and walrus. These are then further split up in subfamilies, tribes, and genera. I'll sum up a brief overview of each subfamily's character class and the species within.

Phocinae: DEFENSIVE SUPPORT

These are the most common earlygame party members, and their support for the DPS can make or break a playthrough. You start the game with a Harbor seal along with your first party member, it needs no introduction. Some of these also splinter off into healing as well, but the Baikal seal also has an offensive supporter edge to it as its massive Perception stat lets it easily expose enemies' weak points and lower defenses. The Ringed and Ribbon seals are also very popular picks, they're simple but very effective at raising stats (ringed raises speed, ribbon attack)

Monachinae: DPS / ATTACKER

The bread and butter of any pinniped party. There's not much i can say about DPS seals, they do big damage! The most popular of these, of course, is the Leopard seal: It's a late-game add, but very worthwhile as it has the highest base attack stat, with good HP. Elephant seals are also a popular pick and synergize well with many fur seal species. Monk seals also have some support qualities, but it seems they're not used that often.

Otariinae: HEALING

Sea lions tend to range on a spectrum of focuses on either all-in-one healing or over-time healing. It's not as picked, but i often use an Australian sea lion in my party compositions for the over time healing, since it works really well with Spotted seals' shielding and DEF mechanics (walruses as well). Overall though, a Steller sea lion can work with mostly any party due to its simplicity.

Arctocephalinae: OFFENSIVE SUPPORT

You wouldn't believe just how much offensive status effects a fur seal can have up its theoretical sleeve. There are many subcategories under this character class such as focus on STUNs, enemy vulnerabilities, DMG over time, etc. Guadalupe fur seals especially are a hot topic: a lot of newbies tend to get intimidated by their risky and RNG-reliant strategies, but the more i've used them the more i can say they can absolutely be worth the risk.

Walruses: TANKING

Walruses are the only species in the Odobenidae family, so if you want a reliable tank there's just one pick. For what it's worth i don't really use tanks but i can definitely see the appeal in their shielding and DEF stats. They're also the only species that can redirect damage from an ally onto them.

Hope this helps!

#If you were talking about stuff like taxonomy wikipedia has a lot of info on that!! E.G. the cladogram on the main page for pinnipeds #I just wanted to do a funny cause ive been doing a lot of RPG stuff lately #not daily #asks #mod ribbon

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criticalamityz · 4 months

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old yttd zombie au stuff ^_^

#your turn to die #yttd #kimi ga shine #kimigashine #rpg horror #rpg maker #rpghorror #rpgmaker #shin tsukimi #sou hiyori #kanna kizuchi #keiji shinogi #qtaro burgerberg #i originally wasnt gonna post some of these at all but i feel bad that they were just sitting in my files #i had like a massive twd interest over the summer kinda miss it #zombie au #my art

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taffywabbit · 1 year

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man, they weren't lying..... those Super Lesbian Animals sure can Role-Playing Game

#SLARPG #SLARPG fanart #melody amaranth #allison goleta #claire higsby #jodie caldwell #super lesbian animal rpg #SLARPG spoilers #?#<- i don't think this REALLY counts as spoilers personally; there's nothing overly plot-relevant here #but i did draw them wearing/using late-game equipment (cuz i'm a sucker for that sorta thing) so i'm covering my bases #anyways this game rocks. if you were on the fence i'm begging you to check it out #furry art #taffy art

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alish-artie · 5 months

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I’m having fun so far playing Super Mario RPG !

(Also I didn’t expect Mario to be absolutely ready to punch a kid just because he doesn’t think highly of him-)

#smrpg spoilers #super mario rpg #mario rpg #smrpg remake #super mario #smrpg #mario #mallow smrpg #geno smrpg #(a bit)#smrpg fanart #my art #right now I’m at Booster's tower !#I wanted to talk to two snifits who were discussing but by doing so I accidentally engaged in combat with one of them and beat them up #after that the remaining snifit fled to cry in a corner and I felt SO BAD #okay I beat up the other snifits later on but that’s beside the point-#hope you guys enjoy

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probablybadrpgideas · 9 months

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Jokes on you! The dragon took out a massive Adventurer Insurance claim! Every time you loot its hoard you just make it richer!

#rpg #roleplaying game #d&d #fantasy #enemy idea #it shares the proceeds with the other monsters #that's why the gnolls were wearing monocoles and eating caviar

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mayasaura · 1 year

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Going into Alecto, I think it's important to expect that the series won't conclude with a clear lesson. Either about morality—what makes a good person, evil getting their just desserts, ect—or a thesis on decolonization. It's not that kind of story.

Deep down, this series is two drunk girls bearing their souls in a dark corner of the bar. An hours-long conversation that wheels wildly through pop culture, past trauma, theoretical physics, dreams and aspirations, global warming, hairstyling, friends, family, gender, personal insecurities, world history, favorite foods. It has a lot to say, and a lot of it profound, but it's not trying to teach anything. At the end of the night, the point was how fucking cool that girl was, and the potent electric potential for something lgbt to happen

#the locked tomb #alecto the ninth #ofc this is just my perspective #but I've been thinking of how the author said that the way she stays true to her story is by giving herself permission to not be a teacher #and that one of the driving forces behind her writing is the rpgs she played as a kid #and how everyone online made fun of the girl characters like they were weak and not good for anything #when she had played the game levelling them up and properly equipping them and beat the boss with them #and how she wants to be able to tell those stories where girls are just really fucking cool and get to have the adventures #so I'm kind of nervous about the idea that tlt is about the evils of colonisation or about taking on God as a symbol of the patriarchy #bc.... I think it might be exploring all that while really being about how girls are really fucking cool #and I'm worried about the potential fallout if a large portion of the fandom goes into the finale expecting those priorities to be reversed

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missd476 · 28 days

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Some more Showtime shenanigans with my boys.

#super mario rpg #mallow #geno #princess #peach #showtime #swordfighter #patisserie #detective #where were you on the night of June 6th?

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another-rpg-sideblog · 1 year

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If I Were a Lich, Man is a trilogy of funny Jewish roleplaying games about creative resistance against authoritarianism. The villains in the stories of our oppressors become the heroes in our play.

Written and illustrated by a team of avant-garde Jewish designers.

Recommended for fans of What We Do in the Shadows, Russian Doll, and Young Frankenstein.

IF I WERE A LICH, MAN

Players: 4

Time: 1 hour

Tone: Tense; Tragicomedy (think Fiddler on the Roof meets Waiting for Godot)

Especially Fun For: Activist Groups, Debate Clubs, Friendly Game Nights, Families, Hebrew School

Summary: A family of Jewish-coded Liches debate strategies for community survival against the murderous lawful good paladins. Inspired by Dungeons & Dragons and the Passover Seder.

Gameplay: Roleplay as one of four Lich siblings, Gantz, Shtel, Halb or Nisht. Spin a dreidel to determine the character that will commence the Lich community debate on phylacteries and the paladin threat. What fate will you decide for the Lich community?

Wooden Dreidels with Metallic Red Foil

SAME BAT TIME, SAME BAT MITZVAH

Players: 7-13

Time: 1 hour

Tone: Goofy

Especially Fun For: Parties, Drama Groups, Hebrew School

Summary: On the way to Ruthie’s Bat Mitzvah, a guest was bitten by a vampire bat and is transforming into a vampire during the formal reception.

Gameplay: Roleplay as Ruthie or one of her guests, celebrating her Bat Mitzvah, coming-of-age Jewish ceremony. During the reception, guests start to act strange... stranger than typical awkward thirteen-year-olds at a dance party. Some might say thirsty? Will you be able to stop the mishigas before the night is over?

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Bat Cards

GRANDMA’S DRINKING SONG

Players: 4

Time: 2-3 hours

Tone: Happy; Melodramatic Musical Comedy

Especially Fun For: Friendly Game Nights, Families, Drama Groups

Summary: A singing game about a matriarchal Jewish family of bootleggers during Prohibition. Inspired by Lucian's family’s true stories.

Fill-in-the-blank drinking song.

Gameplay: Role play as Bertha, the booze boss, or one of her 3 teenage grandchildren: Harriet (a reckless flirt), Yetta (ambitious and moody), Or Marvin (awkward, impulsive, and secretly gay). Throughout the game, you will gradually create a family drinking song together as you take turns roleplaying a series of scenes. With emotions running high, what kind of mischief will you get up to while creating your familial bootlegging song?

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Who Are These Games For?

This trilogy is an offering to Jews, but everyone’s invited to play regardless of cultural or religious background. Players from other marginalized communities are especially encouraged to join the fun. Come to play with a willingness to engage with Jewish culture’s ancient tradition of using humor to address serious topics.

The gaming style is improvisational and collaborative, with a unique blend of tabletop and live action systems. There are no winners or losers, in the tradition of freeform and drama games.They can all be played at home, in a classroom, in a theatre, or online, and require between one and three hours. They don’t need a separate facilitator or game master; everyone can play a character. For ages teens and up.