#if i had a nickel for everytime i run into a character that looks like aris i'd have two nickels.
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me: idk i just feel like aris doesn't really need a backstory. he can just be a dude who is just very touched by peoples stories who come by his office, living through others, etc.
brain: youre literally just making st//ahl fire e//mblem. you do realize that right
me: :D ah.
#aris u3u my beloved#i was thinking about aris and sam's story again and like. sam's got a wad of backstory#aris on the other hand is just there :D asldkjfashl and hes like one of my fave ocs#LORD KNOWS WHY I HAVE NO IDEA EITHER TBH#actually. you can come out of my drafts while im cleaning ASJDFHSLKJH#for aris#my ocs#if i had a nickel for everytime i run into a character that looks like aris i'd have two nickels.#ok hes my fave oc i think bc hes just a dude trying his best LAKSJDFASLDKH#snow speaks
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RTC characters as quotes my friends and i have said
Mischa: "Go get your ears hear-ed."
Constance: "Today I got out of my mom's car and I fell and I said 'weeee' before I fell."
Penny: "And they sit in the windowsill and just stay completely still and they stare."
Ricky: "How giant… is the Uno."
Noel: "Meh."
Ocean: "Meh? What does that mean?"
Noel: "Its like shrugging, but with my voice."
Penny: "If I had a nickel for everytime I swallowed a nickel, I'd have exactly one nickel."
Ricky: "Everytime a phone rings, nitrogen gets its wings."
Mischa: "Too fast for the eye movement."
Constance: "I think that's legit the flavor."
Ocean: "Flavor? Do you EAT your handsanitizer?"
Penny: "I do."
Constance: "Dont threaten me about my socks! You almost gave me a heart attack!"
Ricky: "Careful there J.D."
Mischa: "Who's that?"
Ricky: "You dont know who J.D. is?"
Mischa: "Isn't he from Warrior Cats?"
Noel: "You have the IQ of soft toast."
Penny: "I'm not a criminal, I'm just a drug dealer."
Mischa: "If I'm an idiot, then you're a ghost."
Constance: "You're not stinky."
Noel: "He’s like a very Italian pepperoni pizza. But british."
Ricky: "I'm shoving my gay up my pants."
Mischa: "Everybody gangsta till they tongue starts feeling weird."
Ricky: "Imma great mafia talk. Meow shmeow."
Penny: "3 people voted. God is dead."
Ricky: "Homosexual bad grr"
Noel: "I am not fucking watching Glee."
Ricky: "Remember: When fire strikes… Gay out and slay out!"
Noel: "They're still gnomes, I don't care if they're gay."
Ricky: "Happy Birthday, here's my AIDS."
Constance: "Chocolate MILF? I like women."
Ocean: "What's under my eyes? That's right. Abstinence."
Mischa: "I will only shake my ass for the POPE!!"
Ricky: "Run me over with your car, oh baby."
Ocean: "Give me your paper, you infertile gold digger."
Noel: "You're the one staring at my donut like a pedophile staring at a playground."
Penny: "Its not vandalism if it's fun."
Mischa: "Do you wanna check out my ass? For one second?"
Constance: "Straight people can be kinky too."
Ocean: "I'm literally a lobster. Lobsters don't have airpods."
Ricky: "Another day, another slay."
Mischa: "Don’t pull up on me. I'll pull up on your mouth."
Penny: "I know where your heart is."
Ocean: "You want my life to be miserable because you won't give me a penny?"
Penny: "I can feel every fiber in your body."
Noel: "Do as I say, not as I say."
Penny: "Does your fish want to paint? Woop woop woop."
Ricky: "Do you guys like my ring? Just kidding it's a pink monkey."
Mischa: getting choked "That was good form."
Ocean: "Let me put my hand in your pocket and show you I'm not gay."
Penny: "I always make people look away. Whether it be with my face or my actions."
Constance: "Little donuts on my math paper make me anxious."
Penny: "I've been craving water since 2nd grade."
Ocean: "Turn on your brains. Turn on your ears. Cause it sounds like they're not on."
Penny: "So health or religion?"
Ricky: "Communism."
Mischa: "They word in such a way that words should not or should word."
Mischa: “Wait Stuart Little is Shakespeare?”
Noel: "You know how much I'd kill myself??!??!"
Penny: "Yep that's some high quality cocaine."
Noel: "Youre pissing me off."
Ocean: "You're pissing me on."
Ocean: "You're gonna end up on an episode of forensic files."
#ride the cyclone#rtc musical#ocean o'connell rosenberg#noel gruber#mischa bachinski#ricky potts#jane doe#penny lamb#constance blackwood#ocean rtc#noel rtc#mischa rtc#ricky rtc#penny lamb rtc#jane rtc#constance rtc#incorrect quotes#rtc incorrect quotes
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Man, if I had a nickel for everytime a godly/divine group was called colonizers that deserves to die primarily by a niche of people trying to justify the morally questionable/lacking decisions of a fan fave character, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird it's happened twice right?
That's been playing on a loop in my head ever since all this kicked up. (Especially relevant given the lunatic who's been running around claiming the Nabatean genocide was good and that all white people should die and then pulling Schrödinger's Joke when called out.) Fortunately, Imogen is a genuinely compelling character played by a real human woman rather than a cobbled-together mess written by a group of conservative corporate men who desperately want her to appeal to adolescent boys—but the "I support women's wrongs <3 unless I actually have to deal with their implications in the narrative" fan crowd functions the same for both.
And I know you didn't really ask about my thoughts on Imogen (TLDR: I enjoy her in canon a million times more than in fanon), but I had some:
To be clear, I like Imogen a lot! She's kind-hearted and irritable; caring and withdrawn; moral and cynical; clever and impatient; protective and ruthless. She does everything in her power to keep her friends safe, but she still looks at their murderers and wonders (in front of her friends!) if they have a point. She wants to keep innocents out of harm's way, but she doesn't seem to clock that the people of Gelvaan might be wary of her because she almost killed some of them. She never asked for her powers and is sometimes afraid of herself because of them, but she's also intrigued by what they can do and won't hesitate to use them for what are sometimes, in the scheme of things, rather petty reasons.
All of that is good—not because her unpleasant actions are excusable, but because they say something interesting about her as a person. And in order for unpleasant actions to actually say anything, they have to have actually been unpleasant, rather than handwaved away under mountains of blorbofied excuses.
It's the same with Percy, where in order to engage with him fully as a character I have to actually acknowledge that he's both a deeply flawed and deeply virtuous person who helped resurrect a child he'd never met and knowingly gave a cursed sword to his friend. Or, to bring it back to FE3H for a second, I wrote this meta a few months ago about why I find Claude to be more compelling than Dimitri, and the summary of it is that I actually enjoy the moments where Claude acts like kind of a dick because they're very grounded and it fleshes out his character—but I have to actually acknowledge that Claude was acting like kind of a dick before I can really appreciate that facet of him.
Plenty of criticism aimed at Imogen is just thinly-veiled misogyny, but some of it is also criticism that's been leveled at Percy, Vax, Caleb, and Fjord, so that's clearly not the only reason behind it. A fair bit of the complaints we're hearing (Main Character Syndrome, why is it all about them, [player] is hogging the spotlight, etc) are, at the end of the day, usually more rooted in "well why isn't it about my blorbo/escapism experience!". Ultimately though, the difference between the good- and bad-faith criticism is that every single person I've seen actually engaging with realistic implications of Imogen's flaws absolutely loves her and isn't at all shy about saying so.
I mean, y'know, people can engage with fandom however they want—but if you're only willing to grapple with negative emotions as far as "oh i made myself sad :(", you're going to have a very difficult time when someone else's choices make you a lot more than sad.
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Since someone already stole Vector from me /lh
I will say Espio and Sonic!!
Espio first!
Sexuality Headcanon: Bisexual! We've seen in Sonic Rivals 2 he definitely likes his men, but I'm not convinced women are off the table for Espio.
Gender Headcanon: Who cares about gender when you're a fucking ninja! 😂 He's like Silver, he/him's kinda the default, but I don't think Espio would get mad if you called him a they or a she.
A ship I have with said character: Espilver!! And Espave and Knuxpio and Espighty and Shadpio and Sonpio and-
A BROTP I have with said character: Him and Vector, as previously discussed. Him and Charmy is also quite sweet... 😭 Also I like to think he and Rouge could be fun. They're friends, but Rouge would pursue him in other ways if he was interested (and he's made it VERY CLEAR he's not LOL)
A NOTP I have with said character: 🤔🤔🤔
A random headcanon: He's such a mood killer sometimes LMAO I love him.
General Opinion over said character: I love this cranky wet sock ninja boi. *Pats his head*
And Sonic!
Sexuality Headcanon: Is he gay? Is he aro/ace? He's definitely not straight, that's for sure.
Gender Headcanon: I'm so used to Sonic being trans I get confused when I look at official art/renders of him and his top scars aren't there. 😂 YOU DID THIS TO ME! *shakes the Sonic fandom*
A ship I have with said character: See, I don't think Sonic's a committed relationships guy. I can't see him settling down and having a family with anyone. A relationship with Sonic would be he turns up, you engage in athletic shenanigans for a while, and then he runs off again.
My favorite is SonJet, but there's several ships I could see working with this formula.
A BROTP I have with said character: Him and Tails... The brothers!!! 😭
A NOTP I have with said character: I mean, Sonadow's been a little ruined for me, but I don't know if I'd fully call it a NOTP... 🤔
A random headcanon: There's no brain cells anywhere when the world isn't in danger. If I had a nickel everytime Sonic started the locker room shenanigans in my fic When the Day Met the Night, I'd have MANY NICKELS-
General Opinion over said character: He's a Creature. Admittedly not my fave, because we spend so much time with him and so I like to explore his friends more because we see them way less, but I do like him.
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Sleep
Leon Kennedy x fem!reader
Word Count: 1.3k
Warnings: injuries, trauma but like comfort for trauma
Author’s Note: These requests complimented each other very well so I put them together so we could all just enjoy soft RE4 Leon together <3 This is my first Leon fic so I hope you all enjoy!
Requested: by anon, i am begging you to write something about soft RE4!Leon 🙏
Requested: by anon, Here’s another request for you: soft RE4 Leon coming home and just. Desperately needing some comfort from S/O
Summary: the requests
Genre: fluff
I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director/creator
(not my gif) (yeah, he <3)
If Leon had a nickel for everytime someone had tried to kill him on this damn job, he would have enough nickels to never have to work again. It was like the world was making it as hard for him as they possibly could.
He was exhausted but at least he had done his damn job well enough. Ashley Graham, the President's daughter, was safe. He was safe. He couldn’t say much for the damn cult that had taken him captive but hey, at least he got out of there alive.
He could already imagine what you were going to say. You had an innate hate for his work but you respected his wishes. Still, you hated when he left on important missions like this one. You had to sit at home like the rest of the world, staring at the TV hoping not to see your boyfriend's death along with the rest of the world. Every phone call made you jump. Every knock on the door got you worried.
You wanted to pick him up from the building where they were briefing him and checking out his vitals but no one would give you a direct place to go. You were stuck waiting at the hose impatiently, patting down the bed, stocking the fridge.
Leon complained essentially the entire time he was being checked up on back at base. Nurses and doctors swarmed him, making sure that everything bad was out of his system and that he wasn’t going to bleed out.
“My girlfriend can do this with a first aid kit,” he muttered quietly. The nurse that was stitching him up laughed gently. She had a mask over her face and protective goggles over her eyes.
“Is she a doctor?”
“No but at this point, she could be,” he muttered. “Eta on when I can get back to her?” The nurse leaned back and looked him over. He had a couple good stitches, enough bruises to make his body more purple than white and tests were still being run on his blood. But that look in his eyes. He had shaken hands with the President and couldn’t even go home after doing the guy a favor.
“Soon. I’ll check on the tests right now myself,” she told him. He let out an exhausted sigh and nodded. She walked away. There was obviously no service at the base in fear of things getting out but he checked his broken phone anyway. Still nothing. He waited impatiently as the nurse came back.
“Well?”
“There’s a car waiting for you out front. Tell her she’s lucky you came back in one piece.”
“Oh if I say that she’ll never let me leave again.”
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You sat on the stairwell, bouncing a ball back and forth as you caught it and tossed it. You couldn’t even watch TV. You just waited for him to get home. You had thought maybe busying yourself would help out a bit but it didn’t. You would just wait for him to get back and then you could finally let out the breath you had been holding in for God knows how long.
You caught the ball and stopped, listening to the sound of a car pulling up out front. You stood up quickly and left the ball on the ground helplessly, walking to the front door. He hasn’t even been gone that long, you thought to yourself. You could live alright without him but not when you thought he might be dead somewhere in a remote area. You swung open the door just as Leon was getting out of the car. You let out a sigh of relief.
One piece. He was in one whole piece. You almost weeped just at that.
When he saw you his shoulders lost their tension and a serene look came over his face. He didn’t even care about the agents in the car. He practically jogged over to you and threw his arms around you. You held him tightly to you, breathing in his scent, listening to him sigh. You blinked away the tears in your eyes.
He pulled away and looked into your eyes, wiping the few tears that had fallen.
“You’re not supposed to be crying, I went through the trauma,” he muttered laughing. You chuckled.
“I’m sorry! I was so worried,” you said honestly. “Come on, let’s go inside.” He nodded and followed you inside, his hand still remaining on your arm as you closed the door behind him. “Any injuries I need to look over? Do you want to shower? I have your clothes laid out but I wasn’t sure what you would want to wear and so I put together a couple different-” He cut you off by shaking his head gently, putting his hands on your upper arms.
“I’m going to change. You lay down.”
“I’m supposed to say that.”
“Go lay down,” he said. You nodded skeptically. He changed out of his annoyingly uncomfortable work clothes quickly. You laid down on the couch and got out Leon’s favorite blanket. He came back to you quickly and you saw the exhaustion on his face. You hadn’t asked about the job on purpose. He would tell you about it in time. And when he did tell you about it he would just talk in short sentences for like an hour about everything that went down. You could wait for him to come to you.
“Why am I ly-” you started but before you could finish he crawled onto the couch with you. He put his head on your chest and curled up with you, his arms around your waist. You held his head gently, running your hands through his hair. You kissed his forehead gently.
For the first time in what felt like forever he was able to just sit and breathe. You didn’t even turn on the TV. You just held him close to you so that he could wind down a bit. You thought he might want to have a moment to himself but you were rather happy with this arrangement.
“I was stabbed,” he muttered.
“Am I laying on it? Do you want me to move?”
“No. I was just letting you know.” You scoffed a bit and kept your lips on his forehead so you didn’t laugh too much.
“Everything else okay?” He nodded gently.
“Bruises and bumps. The need for a drink.” You shook your head a bit and was grateful he couldn’t see your face. You would rub his shoulders later that night and probably see each and every scratch on his poor chest and back.
“Still got your pretty face though,” you whispered.
“Gotta save that for you.” You nodded a bit and closed your eyes gently. You could feel him fall slowly to sleep in your arms. You held him tightly to you so he didn’t fall off the couch and just let him sleep. He could tell you about the rest tomorrow. You would check out each of his injuries and he would act like he was okay but you would worry anyway.
Right now though, sleep.
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DiGiornos, Delivery and Desperate Measures:(SnowDice’s Cuffed Universe.)
So @snowdice has a comfort series of mine and so I wrote fanfic for it. Here’s an AO3 link to the original series. (x)
Anyway, there’s a running gag that Logan and Remus are the reason why Virgil keeps getting fired from deadend jobs. So I wrote a bit with it. Enjoy!
Fandom: Sanders Sides, SnowDice’s Cuffed Universe.
Characters: Virgil, Logan, Remus
Relationships: Platonic(?) Virgil/Logan/Remus
Additional Tags: Food mentions, locking someone in a closet, Sexual jokes
Word Count: 1421
Summary: Virgil delivers pizza to the wrong house. Everything from there goes downhill from there.
AO3
Virgil honestly had lost count at this point at how many jobs Logan and Remus had indirectly made him lose. Or directly in the case of the art shop and Target.
But nothing could go wrong with delivering pizzas for Dominos. Nothing. He’d been doing this for two weeks now and nothing had gone wrong, which was a bit of a record at this point and so when Virgil got a delivery slip for some place on the other side of the city, he thought it was weird, why order from this location when there was another Domino’s closer, but whatever.
Yeah, he was really wrong on that part.
…
Virgil rang the doorbell, as per the instructions on the receipt and when the door opened, he was greeted by a confused man.
“Dominos for Hatcher?”
The man blinked and Virgil sighed. “There was a pizza asked to be delivered here, can you just take them and sign the paper? They’ve already been paid for.”
“I think you have the wrong address.”
“Fuck.” Virgil turned away and the man’s hand clamped down on his shoulder before he could move away.
“Maybe you should come inside.”
“I’d rather fucking not.” Virgil responded as the man tugged him back.
He probably would have gotten away if he hadn’t been holding three pizzas. Unfortunately for Virgil, he was dragged inside and the door was slammed shut.
…
From the car that he had been in for the past day, Remus cursed. Virgil really had the worst case of luck. He’d been watching this house to hopefully see a deal go down, after all, he’d been following this trail for a few weeks now, but now he had to add abducted pizza deliverer to the list.
…
Logan was pulling DiGiorno's out of his hideout’s oven after the first pizza that he ordered hadn’t shown up, which was aggravating, but he shouldn’t have trusted Dominos. Either way it didn’t matter, because he was heading out tomorrow morning to the next job he had. He didn’t have any plates here, so he opted to fold some paper towels and use that.
He was on his second slice when the doorbell rang. Logan got up with his pizza slice and meandered to the door, idly wondering if it was the Dominos order.
He opened the door.
“Remus. You said a forty two hour truce. I still have fourteen hours.”
“Yeah, yeah, I’m not here to arrest you, scoot.” Remus pushed past him and entered the bare house, Logan closing the door as the officer made his way to the kitchen and stole a slice of pizza.
“Why are you here?”
“I was on a stakeout, mostly waiting out the truce time and I saw your dumbass of a ex boyfriend get pegged.”
Logan blinked. “I’ve never had an ex. Why are you watching porn at work?”
Remus sighed. “Oh my god, how are you somehow the smartest and the dumbest person I know? I was doing a stakeout, and I saw Virgil trying to do his job- he delivers pizzas now- and the person who ordered it dragged him inside and he’s probably still in there.”
Logan’s eye twitched. “Okay.”
“Wanna help me get him back?” Remus took a bite of Logan’s pizza and nodded. “This is good.”
“Why don’t you just arrest them?”
“They technically haven’t done anything illegal yet, that’s why I was watching the place.”
“I can’t even come up with the words to describe what I want to do with you.”
“Kinky.”
“Nevermind, I want to acquaint your face with a chair. Repeatedly.” Logan muttered.
“Still kinky.”
…
“If I had a nickel for everytime I got tied up and locked in a closet, I’d have two nickels.” Virgil said cheekily as the nameless dude handcuffed him to a shelving unit.
“Shut up.”
“I mean like, you really didn’t have to drag me in here. I’m really tired of people getting me fired for doing my job.”
“I will not hesitate to gag you.”
Virgil shrugged. “You would not be the first.”
“Looks like I’ll be the first to make sure you don’t get out.”
Virgil froze. “Woah, hold up. I’ve been through some shit, please just let me go at the end. I’d really rather not die in a dusty closet. I won’t snitch.”
The man said nothing, but he shoved a handkerchief in Virgil’s mouth and then tied a rope around his head, effectively making it so he couldn’t work out the gag.
Remus would probably find this hot. Virgil thought miserably as the guy left, shutting the door and throwing him into darkness.
…
When Remus and Logan pulled up a few houses away from the one that Virgil was apparently in, Logan sighed.
“Are you serious?”
“What?”
“I had a job over here.”
“You’ve got to be kidding me.” Remus thunked his head against the steering wheel. “I swear if we get Virgil fired again…”
“Our current problem is that we need to make sure that he’s fine. Minimum wage jobs aside, I move that we wait for them to leave, see if they take him with them and if not, we go in and search to see if he’s still there. If they take him, you can charge them with abduction and my job will be done.” Logan pulled out his most recent laptop as Remus looked at him incredulously.
“Aren’t you worried they’ll kill him, they’re drug dealers.”
Logan didn’t bother to look up. “No. I’ve been tapping money from these guys for a while, they usually just leave people behind to die of natural causes.”
“What.”
“I make sure they’re found before they die. I’m a criminal, not a monster Remus.” Logan snapped.
…
Virgil lost track of time, but he was dead exhausted by the time the closet door opened and he looked up to see Logan.
“Remus, found him!” Logan called out the door before turning and crouching in front of him. “Are you okay?”
Virgil glared and Logan blinked a few times before realizing why he couldn’t speak.
“Sorry. One moment.” he untied the rope and Virgil spat out the handkerchief.
“Why is it always you two?” He hissed out and Logan sighed.
“I am sorry that you keep getting caught up in our escapades.”
“I’m tired Logan. Really, really tired. Can you guys just unlock me and leave so I can go get fired again and also sleep. I don’t know how long I’ve been stuck here.”
“About a day.” Remus’ voice interrupted before Logan could answer as he crammed himself into the closet to crouch next to Logan. “Nice place you got here.”
“Remus.”
“What Lo? It’s better than some of the other places we’ve left and found Pizza Man.”
All three of them shuddered.
Remus reached forward with some sort of key, unlocking Virgil’s handcuffs and freeing him from the shelving. Virgil rubbed at his wrists and shook his arms to get some of the feeling back.
“I didn’t even see either of you this time, how the fuck did this happen?”
“Logan was stalking them.”
“Remus, you were here first. And to be honest, neither of us directly had a part in this. You were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
Virgil sighed and rested the back of his head against the shelf that he had been handcuffed to. “God, kill me.”
“I’d rather not. Do you need to be carried out?” Logan gently asked as he brushed a bit of Virgil’s hair from his face.
“Nah, I may be exhausted, but I should probably drive the Dominos car back to the place before I get charged with theft.” Virgil waved his hand, prompting Logan and Remus to stand and take a few steps back so he could get off the ground.
“I didn’t really like the blue anyway, but I’m not really ecstatic to have to go job searching again. I’m starting to run out of places that’ll hire me.”
And with that, he pushed past Logan and Remus, exiting the house and leaving the pair to stare at each other.
Remus scuffed at the floor with a toe. “So, uh… I’ll give you fourteen hours?”
Logan shrugged. “Sure. I’m going to make sure that Virgil gets home without falling asleep.”
“Okay. See you next time we inevitably cross paths and get Virgil fired again.”
Logan nodded, took a half step towards Remus, decided against whatever he was going to do and turned, leaving the officer to close the closet door.
#Cuffed Universe#sanders sides#sanders sides fic#snowdice gift#virgil sanders#remus sanders#logan sanders
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OH BOY OH BOY DO I HAVE SOME HCS FOR YOU (mainly gonna be sbi or bench trio bc them,, *gently holds*
Ler!Phil
I don't see this much but Phil using his beard to tk,,
Not only dies Phil use his wings to tk he also uses them to trap the lee, like a little ball they can't escape >:)
I've seen designs of Phil with sharpish nails and I'm just like
*e ye s e m o ji*
Mainly does light tickles unless provoked alot or told otherwise
Lee!Phil
If I had a nickel for everytime Phil has accidently tickled himself w/ his own wings I'd have, way more than nickels, which is quite alot and honestly it's not surprising that it's happened so often
Tinyinnit would sometimes use Phil's feathers to tickle him, ofc Phil would always get him back because he always feels the feathers getting plucked
Honestly doesn't try to escape much unless in a ler mood because Dadza doesn't have the heart to push his chilren away
Lee!Ranboo
This enderboy is too ticklish for his own good
Holy shit
He wasn't really used to physical contact so whenever he and Tubbo platonically cuddled he'd always giggle and pull away bc Tubbo's hair was tickling his neck and he was kinda confused at first but he finally asked about it and was relieved when Tubbo's face lit up
Enderman chirps and purrs while being tickled, that's how you tell if he's comfortable and happy
PAW PADS. EXTREMELY SENSITIVE. His hands do the little twitch thing cats do in their sleep when you touch them, it's really endearing
He now initiates tickle fights for the sake of physical affection
He rarely wins ofc
Which is kinda funny bc
Ler!Ranboo
LONG LANKY MAN
TALLBOO
His arms are really long conpared to his body and the just barely touch the ground if he hunches over (which is all the time in his current house)
Far reach, can stop the lee from running easily
Two tails pog? Prepare for trouble, and make it double? Fluffy tips? Can latch onto stuff in addition to having long arms
Half the time he doesn't even mean to tickle the lee but when he does
Uhoh
He can be evil if his knows the lee is comfortable with it. Especially if provoked
He makes really dry puns in between teasing, sometimes will ask genuine questions and make conversation as if he isn't wrecking your shit—
(Exp: "I can't beLEEve I didn't know this sooner." "I didn't know you were ticklish here. You hidin' stuff from me [lee name]?" "Wanna name any other spots for me? Or do I need to find out myself?"
[If the lee names a spot]: 1. "I forget, did I already try that? It seems you'll have to name another spot." 2. "Really now? I never knew that~."
[If the lee doesn't name a spot/tells him to shut up]: 1. "Well that was rude. I guess I'll just have to keep looking. Are you ticklish here? What about here? Oh I think here~." (He'll keep moving spots each time) 2. I can't think of a number 2 LABEUIS onto Tubbo hcs, apologies if I'm rambling alot
Lee!Tubbo
Chaotic gremlin child, usually gets tickled to take him down a peg
It usually works
Usually.
Tiny horns, long goat/ramlike ears that flick whenever they get tickled
If the base of his horns get tickled he'll most likely shake his head at rapid speeds so be warned
Well, anywhere on his head really
(noooooo I'm not projecting I swear/s)
He definetly snorts, though he'll deny it to the day he dies
If somethings tickling him he'll only let you know if he thinks it was an accident, which isn't the best idea bc the ler just immediatly looks like '>:)'
Will definetly run, but he honestly enjoys the chase, even if he never makes it very far because he's SHORT/lh/hj
Good at hiding, like holy cow, he'll literally be in a tiny little crevice and just stare at the ler, that is until he giggles and they turn around and see a tiny ram boi staring at them
And the chase is on again
Ler!Tubbo
Remember when I said usually in the lee hcs?
You'd better hope usually is all the time
Tubbo is a man of revenge
Evil revenge indeed
He'll just deadpan stare at the former ler and do one of the two things
1. Reach out his hands for cuddles, but the cuddles are a lie! You've been fooled! Absolutely outplayed! Now get wrecked!
2. Stand up and say "Run." You already know what's coming :)
Will have existential crisises™ while tickling the now lee (aka the sleep deprived conversations we see on Ranboo's streams) and the confusion just makes the lee laugh harder
(Exp that totally isn't me projecting my 4am thoughts: "You know, I've always wondered why children cry the second they're born, do you think humans live a life of constant pain and decay since they're born, but as we get older we just get used to the constant turmoil? Do you think that whenever we 'get hurt' so to speak, the pain just intensifies?")
Whenever the lee laughs harder during his dilema he'll say something like "Hey! Are you laughing at me? This is an important discussion! Do you think tax fraud should be legalized?!"
I HAVE SO MANY MORE FOR THE REST OF SBI BUT I FEEL LIKE AN ANNOYANCE AND THAT I'M RAMBLING SO I'M GONNA LEAVE IT HERE SHSYSS/gen -Vio
OHHHH wow ok theres a lot to unpack here *eyes*
phil using his beard to tickle,,,,,,,,thinks about it
lee!phil. so true
i’ve seen the headcanon the ranboo makes enderman chirps when tickled and it’s just. *gently holds him*
the concept of ranboo being an evil ler....mmmm i like that :0
tubbo shaking his head rapidly and snorting while tickled <3333
TUBBO HAVING RANDOM CONVOS WHILE WRECKING SBDJJDKDJ THATS SUCH A FUNNY CONCEPT
THESE WERE ALL SUCH GOOD HEADCANONS. thank you vio!! although, can you maybe split these into multiple asks next time, like one for each character? i just don’t want people to have to scroll down such a long ask to get to the next post on their dash bshsjdnkdkd /nm!
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fluff alphabet. || ( john constantine )
A/N: hey there, i’m jinxie and this is my dc imagine / appercation blog. it’s still a bit new but feel free to have a look around. anyway, i’m starting off with something fluffy for one of my favorite assholes, john constantine. no gifs belong to me as they belong to their respectful owners, please tell me if you want yours put down. requests are open, feel free to send them in. masterlist / / what i do and don’t write.
anonymous requested: Fluff alphabet w/ John?
A - Attractive (what they find attractive)
john is attracted to many gorgeous men and women alike, but your witty tongue and teasing just let him begging for more.
B - Baby (do they want a family?)
family, is rather a very tough subject for john in general since his father abused him and what had happen to astra during newcastle. so in most cases, he doesn’t want to have a family, he couldn’t deal with putting you or them at the risk of what he does.
C - Cuddle (how they cuddle)
cuddling isn’t a common thing with him unless it’s usually just the two of you. but he usually switches from being the big and small spoon depending on the day.
D - Dates (what dates with them are like)
a rare bit in most cases but it’s mostly you to remind john that you two have a date. he’ll play it off saying that he remembered. though there’s some date surpises from john.
E - Everything (you are my…)
“you’re my better half, luv.”
F - Feelings (when they realise that they love you)
feelings were a bit hard for john, he just doesn’t realize them sometimes but his feelings were found after he saw you with someone else. he got jealous but was a bit glad when you two broke up before he came clean about it.
G - Gentle (are they gentle?)
john constantine? gentle? a little hard to believe but yes, he can be gentle but again like pda, it mostly happens between you two. though if you do happen to get badly hurt or after doing an exrocism of a demon inside of you, he’ll run up to make sure to cradle you. checking everything to be sure you’re still with him.
H - Hand/hold (how do they hold you? Do they hold hands?)
hand holding isn’t really his thing though there are moments where he’ll lace them together if he sees you feeling anxious, sometimes giving the back of your hand a kiss. but nothing too much.
I - Impression (first impression)</small
he was in a loop when you two first met as you were zatanna’s assistant and learning under her since you discovered your abilites a little late. but there was no way that you went easy on him until later.
J - Joker (do they pull pranks?)
pranks don’t happen often since you have to be serious for the job though there was a few. however the unlucky victim happened to be chas who was very much unamused by you both.
K - Kisses (how they kiss)
there’s the soft sweet kisses to the very rough kisses depending on the situation and your moods. there’s a few in between but it’s not often. though he’ll snog you if he catches someone looking at you for too long.
L - Little things (what little things they love)
john doesn’t notice too many small things since he can be forgetful or he simply didn’t listen to it. though he does try to remember things that you liked such as flowers to bring you when you’re mad at him. though he’ll double check with chas if it’s the right ones.
M - Memory (favourite memory together)
there’s a lot of memories you both shared but one would have to be where everything was calm and you two just spend the day in peace for as long as you possible can since you know, you gotta go hunt demons and other supernatural ghoulies.
N - Nickel (do they spoil?)
spoiling comes in different form when it comes to john. you don’t get the fancy diamond rings or anything like that. john sometimes spoils you by finding a bottle of scotch or some booze you really enjoy. or when you two are alone, he spoils you in rather different ways if you get what i mean.
O - Orange (what color reminds them of you)
for some reason, it’s a purple that reminds him of you. perhaps it’s when the jl dark team and him saw your eyes glow to do your full strength that shined a purple glow to defeat your enemy. so now everytime he sees purple, it reminds him of you and not to piss you off to that length.
P - Petnames (what petnames they use)
petnames are rare with him, though sometimes he simply calls you ‘luv’ or 'sweetheart’ but there’s not much of petnames in your relationship.
Q - Questions ( what are the questions they’re always asking?)
they are mostly “are you sure you want to do this? or "why do you choose to stay?”; almost always some type of reassurance questions.
R - Remember (their favourite memory of each other)
funny enough, john doesn’t have very fond memories but his favorite memory of you is when he first saw you up on stage doing a solo act. he couldn’t believe that he had gotten lucky to have someone like you in his life even though he swears you can do better than him.
S - Sad ( how they cheer themselves/others up)
john tends to drink his problems away, least that was before he met you. he drinks still sometimes but you make him talk to you first before you two go out.
T - Talking ( what they love to talk about)
it’s hard to find something that this man loves to talk about besides his booze and the shit he has done but there are times he’ll ramble about you and what a lucky fella he is.
U - Universe ( a metaphor)
“and the world was their stage as their played many characters throughout their life.”
V - Very ( thoughts about each other)
honestly you think he was an ass when you two first met, well there’s some of it still there but you have grown to love some of his mannerisms and learned some british slang from him. john’s thoughts are a bit more sadder than yours. he always think you can do better than him and is scared that you could be taken like astra though sometimes he feels incredibly lucky to have someone like you to keep him grounded.
W - Why ( reasons why they love you)
you keep him grounded like mentioned above plus you bring out the good in him that is still there. like yes, john can be an ass but he does still have a heart that you remind him of.
X - Xylophone (what’s their song?)
ENDLESSLY - the cab that includes both of you.
Y - You (what you are to them)
you are the other piece of him that he didn’t know he needed until you came into his life and now he needs you in it.
Z - Zebra ( what pet they want to have)
it was you to suggest it but it was a black cat that you decided to dub as 'sebastian’ though he is now more of your cat than john’s but john doesn’t mind it too much. though sebastian became sort of like salem from sabrina the teenage witch by accident.
#dc comics imagine#constantine imagine#john constantine imagine#dc comics x reader#constantine x reader#john constantine x reader#fluff alphabet#( jinxie writes. )
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I posted 32.400 times in 2021
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I added 465 tags in 2021
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Longest Tag: 127 characters
#me seeing this guy cosplaying raine: sir i am looking respectfully and father forgive me for the things i just thought on doing
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
Lumity is very cute, but tbh, that was all for me, very good for kids, very good for rep and it all, but it’s raeda that got me! Older queers falling in love? Relationship ending even though they love each other? A chronic illness getting in the way of a healthy relationship? Being emotionally responsible even despite your feelings? This feels so much more relatable for me in so many ways, because I am aro and most of this lovestruck stuff doesn’t sticks for me, like, it’s very cute to watch!!! But it’s not relatable for me like 2 queer adults falling in love, when both have their lives pretty much figured out, and I c r a v e seeing older queers being normalized like that
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#4
If I had a nickel everytime Grian put Mumbo into a position of power without Mumbo’s consent I would have two nickels, which isn’t much but it’s weird that happened twice
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#3
HC that like glyphs, bard magic also draws magic from the island, and gets boosted by their user's magic, and that's why Eda, even cursed can make magic even with her curse but the magic gets all messed up. We see Raine use no magic circles (that presumably come from the magic bile sac) as well as the other bards, except for summoning their intruments, so this made me come for this conclusion.
I came up with that because of that Dana pic of Hunter playing guitar and because I am a sucker for Raine adopting Hunter, I would like very much for Raine (maybe even magicless, if rescued from Belos, after their coven tatoo gets destroyed to free them) teaching him how to use bard magic, or even just reaching him how to play an instrument and bounding with Hunter
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#2
The reason that the Boiling Isles are well, boiling, is because it’s an decaying corpse. Decaying stuff gets pretty hot, sometimes surpassing 70ºC (158ºF), so would make sense for a island that’s made literally from a dead body to be pretty hot
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#1
Raine telling Eda "I don't know what you running from" hits different now. Because that's the Eda they're used to. The Eda that runs away from people because she's afraid to be a burden, the Eda that tries to hide how she's feeling or how tired she is. The Eda who pushes people away afraid of being a burden. And the Eda who was ready to die because she thought her kids didn't need her anymore.
This also hits hard because she was finally ready to accept help, she was finally reunited with someone she loved but she pushed away because her curse, and now her curse wasn't in the way, it was helping her to connect with Raine. And she once again lost them, after being ready to accept help for once.
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Answer the following questions in-character.
Then tag three people.
Feel free to add some questions of your own.
TAGGED BY: i stole iiiiit
TAGGING: my brain is fried
1) WHAT GENDER ARE YOU?
“Guess.”
2) WHAT IS YOUR AGE?
“Uhhh . . . Nineteen?”
3) DO YOU WANT A HUG?
“Noooo . . .”
4) DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABITS?
“Oh I’m sure. Don’t ask me what they are, though, ‘cause, like, hell if I know.”
5) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
“‘M not gonna say shark, ‘m not gonna say shark---”
6) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
“Ice cream? Fuckin’ . . . It’s so sweet, I ain’t had it in ages. Whichever.”
7) ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
[ Turns a light blue. ]
8) HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE?
“I swear to God, ‘f I had a nickel for everytime someone fuckin’ asked me this.”
9) DO YOU HATE ANYONE?
“Listen: Marie can go bleed to death in a ditch thinkin’ no one’s gonna miss her. Which I, for one, won’t. Just sayin’. Callie, like, the same, but gets run over wit’ a truck before she bleeds out, so it’s a bit quicker.”
10) DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?
“Literally, who the fuck doesn’t?”
11) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
“God, I --- okay, summer is so fuckin’ hot, but I love the feelin’ it’s got with it. Spring is super green and nice enough. Winter is the best temperature andja get t’ throw snowballs at people, but it’s also kinda borin’. So . . . Not-fall.”
12) WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)?
“That’s class -- i -- fied.”
13) WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?
“I ain’t Ness, I ain’t about t’ talk your ear off. Jus’ go take look at my library; it’ll tell y’ enough.”
15) WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
“Oh, Adonis said, uh . . . April? No one remembers the day.”
16) WHAT AGE DID YOU DIE?
“. . . Fourteen.”
17) ARE YOU NICE OR MEAN?
“Not for me t’ decide.”
18) ARE YOU SOCIAL OR SHY?
“Social; I got a social job. Some fucker likes to think I’m shy, but he’s just weird.”
19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
“My . . . ? I --- I ain’t thought about ‘um in ages. Mom was nice . . . I let her down. Still feel bad for her, I guess . . . Same with m’ dad . . . though I guess ‘s useless wit’ how fuckin’ long they’ve been gone.”
20) WHAT’S YOUR WEAKNESS?
“Oh, fuck you.”
21) HOW LONG CAN YOU STAY UNDER WATER?
“Y’know, I’ve never tried. Water’s hard t’ adjust to since it’s fluid as us, so I don’t go in it much.”
22) WHAT DO YOU DO ON A REGULAR DAY BASIS?
“You’re a shitty excuse for a stalker if y’ can’t even figure that out.”
23) DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?
“Not anymore.”
24) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF?
“What the fuck?”
27) EVER WORN A DRESS?
“Eugh.”
28) WILLINGLY?
“I was like, five.”
29) WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER FUN IN THE DAY TIME?
[ Thinks for a solid minute, before shrugging. ]
30) AT NIGHT?
[ First blinks, then opens her mouth, then closes it, and, finally, shakes her head. ]
31) EVER KISSED ANYONE?
“Yeah.”
32) …OF THE SAME GENDER?
“Mhm.”
33) IT’S CLEAR YOU’RE GAY.
“Not what most people’d say, but I’ll go with that.”
34) WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO TOUCH?
“I really do not appreciate these questions, okay? Like, what the fuck kinda one even is this? You really gonna sit there, like, fuckin’ strokin’ somethin’ and think to yourself oh, yes, this is my favorite thing to touch? What the fuck?”
35) ANYONE LOVE YOU?
[ Cracks up laughing. ]
36) WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
[ Smushes their tentas into their cheeks. ]
37) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
“You know well as I do, buddy.”
38) DO YOU HAVE A PET?
“Nah. Ain’t got time.”
39) WHAT ARE YOU?
“Wh . . . What? Am I? That’s kinda rude, don’tcha think?”
40) WHAT’S YOUR NICKNAME?
“Sodapop t’ most! Yin calls me Bubbles, and Navarre calls me firecracker.”
41) DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A HAPPY OR A DOWN PERSON?
“Happy. Gotta be.”
42) IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO, YOU’D BE…?
“That stuff’s Ness’ business, not mine.”
43) WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT OCCUPATION?
“Sorta hard to explain --- I’m th’ face’a Cuttlegear, and a lotta stuff goes through me for approval, since I’ve got amateur practical battle experience. Which is niche, but it’s an important middle ground between professional and Turf Wars, so like a militia, so the higher-ups gotta know what works. Then Squidforce has me keepin’ unwanted people outta Inkopolis, though I don’t bother wit’ that much; they’ve got me monitorin’ the domes. So I’m like, a mix of police and military, but I use my fame t’ do things the normal ones can’t.”
44) WHO DO YOU KNOW THAT BUGS YOU?
“Fuckin’ everyone.”
45) WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
“Not. Fucking. Calamari. Inkantation.”
46) DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A WARRIOR?
“I consider myself a weapon.”
47) HAVE YOU ‘DONE IT’ IN THE PAST MONTH?
“Done --- done what?”
48) EVER THINK ABOUT GETTING MARRIED?
“A lot. Dunno who, though.”
49) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SLEEPOVER WITH SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
“I . . . think so? Don’t quite remember.”
50) WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU ‘DID IT’?
“Seriously, did what? Killed? I’unno, like, when I was fourteen???”
51) DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS ANYWHERE?
“Navel.”
52) ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
“Not’s far as I know.”
#you can really see that#i studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid effect in here#SDFHBHDVJ#✧┊ ▐ dash games.#✧┊ ▐ here is what you left for dead (hc.)
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ryan beaver; verse tags
Under the cut you’ll find a list of otp/ship tags, verse tags, character tags, short character quotes, headlines, graphic quotes, etc. from Ryan Beaver’s RX album. I’d appreciate if you like or reblog if you use! ♥
first comes the rain then comes the pain
sirens scream i don’t give damn
twister coming; i keep on drinking
let the lights go out in this town and in my heart
bring it on
i ain’t afraid of the dark
this ain’t my first fight with lonely
before we met i lived for the night
i admit i like it; loving you only
we both know you and i were just a matter of time
shadows dancing in front of me
got a bad case of the used to be’s
you used to be my love
i keep on shaking
sometimes i just wanna feel it burn on your lips
sometimes you just wanna hold something beautiful
rum and roses
poison and thorns
we won’t regret until the morning
some nights you just wanna feel something comfortable
the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t
some nights you know you’re gonna hurt anyway
you give into your weakness for a little something stronger
we’ll say it’s over until the next time i show up with rum and roses
one makes the room look redder; one makes the world look better
some things just go together like rum and roses
we go together like rum and roses
here we are; just you and me
i like the way you aren’t afraid of whiskey
you hate the way the glass looks in your hand when it’s empty
say something risky
i like the way your wild is showing
normally i wouldn’t be the kind to come on strong
something tells me that you’re the kind of girl that likes the kind of guy who knows what he wants exactly
what i want is looking like she sees what she wants looking at me
churches and the bars are all full tonight
preachers and the poets say the end’s in sight
when this world ends they say it’s coming
when this world ends and the sky starts falling; it’s gonna get lonely out there
i’ll love you until the end i swear
i’ve made mistakes in the past
i’ve got a good feeling you and i are gonna last
let’s go out there and burn the whole thing down
jesus was a capicorn
long hair beard and sandals and a funky bunch of friends
everybody’s gotta have somebody to look down on
if you can’t find nobody else then help yourself to me
a guitar full of songs nobody wants to hear you sing
whiskey stained lonely nights
drunken words and barroom fights
you can’t hide a poet’s broken heart
tortured in a hotel room
morning sneaking up on you
counting nickels for a pack of cigarettes
burning luck and chasing stars
wondering who the hell you are
knowing deep down in your heart this may be all you get
and the tears run when the truth falls from your tongue
tough as leather hard as steel
it’s all been said; it’s all been done
honey here you are again
same old tears in your eyes; just a different day
why can’t love stay like it is when it’s brand new
you’re gonna leave; you just haven’t
you ain’t packed up yet; but you will
i ain’t saying that you’ve got a habit
but don’t it feel like the last time
you say he’s a good guy; you say that everytime
honey i believe you
if you want the real thing you’ve gotta stick around
i hope you find what you’re looking for
what happens in vegas doesn’t stay in vegas
you play to win but you lose
you bet it all but your ace don’t fall
the bank ain’t all that’s breaking
forever dropped me like a stone
felt a bullet from the cold steel
had a judas kiss from an angel
had the devil lying in my bed
aint nobody ever done me like you did
you always had your pretty finger on the trigger
i thought i’d been about as low as i could be until you came along and dug a deeper hole for me
i drank every drop of your poison; you served it up in such a pretty cup
it should be illegal; your love’s just plain evil
i swear you keep a shovel in your trunk
you chiseled out my name in stone
left me for dead and all alone
i’ve had this heart a long long time
i tell myself it’s mine all mine
lock every lock; close every door
what am i pretending for
still yours; still yours
the voice i miss when i’m alone
what am i supposed to do
i feel like my whole world belongs to you
there ain’t a place that doesn’t sting
i feel your name on everything
there ain’t a street that you don’t own
i don’t want you anymore
two for one on a marquee sign
you can waste the night in half the time
fools like me just can’t help but try to find holy water in a whiskey well
it takes a little more medicine that it used to take
it takes a little more of the highs to chase the lows away
it takes a little more of the night to make it through the day
she’s a looker looked over one too many times
she likes the boys that don’t really try
she sleeps in a bed that’s never made
she tells herself one day they’ll stay
we’ve all got things to get us by
i can’t judge
no such thing as a perfect drug
in the end it’s never enough
it’s strange thing we do
a compromise between the two
somewhere along the road i just did what i was told
lost the map to all my dreams
watched that trail run cold
i’d ride straight back to innocence and the promises i made
i’d right all the wrongs
with a pistol by my side i’d get back to being brave
i bet things would change if i had a horse to ride away
we were good at robbing trains
but life does it’s thing and imagination fades
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