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#if gjh has 10 hates i am one of them#if he has 1 hater it's me#if he has 0 haters i am dead#father.#aesthetic.#oOOHHDSAFOIJASDOIPFJOAPDSIFJ i got so much inspo for this i cranked this shit out fast but god i love it so bad
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y'all can all cancel me (again) for this, but if there's even a SHRED of 'who should I pick?' from Penelope in season 3, I am tuning out SO fast because like. . .sorry not sorry, there IS no choice. Debling is some crusty OC suitor she barely even knows and Colin is a man who she has been so supposedly in love with to the point where she'd ruin her entire family's reputation to have a potential love story with him. Penelope and Colin have background, years of knowing each other, intimacy that few people in the Ton can boast of having (letters, conversations about purpose, fights and arguments and makeups) and her and Debling have. . .a dance or two at a ball because he's a rebound for Penelope's broken heart. he means nothing. he has no nuance, he has no weight to the story, he is such an afterthought to me. either I wanna see Penelope going 'you know what? I don't even LIKE this dude. he's. . .fine, but I don't care about him even a shred as much as I care about Colin' or the INSTANT Colin's like 'you know what? we should get married' if it's not an immediate 'say less, you're already my husband, try returning me without the receipt, Debling whomst?' then I don't want it!
like. . .it's just so frustrating to see all the 'I hope Debling sweeps her off her feet and she rejects Colin's proposal and she makes him work for it and and and-' nonsense from the fandom and it's always tagged and no matter how many times I block it, it just keeps popping up. I go into the Polin tag for POLIN. I don't give a SHIT about a male love interest other than Colin. Not one. Not a shred. Not an iota.
and also. . .Debling has the 'benefit' of not having depth, or character traits, or HISTORY, so peeps can project onto him however they want, but I'm calling it now, there is NOTHING he could do or be that would make me like him more than Colin. Colin will always hit different, and I will always love him more. and if Pen's not on that same page? lol bye
you want me to believe Penelope and Colin are soulmates and it's romance for her to hem and haw about how difficult a decision it is for her to marry a stranger who knows barely anything about her. . .
when Marina was out here dropping banger lines like 'You were the only man with which I could see myself being happy' and 'I do not care about any of these men, where is Colin?'? like hello??? and she wasn't even fully in love with him!!!! but we'll demonize her until the cows come home in our fandom and make her the villain in Polin's love story for DARING to get in between Polin, yet Debling, a white man, is a darling dear perfect prince for getting in between Polin? existing in our fandom solely so Penelope can be like 'lol, Colin ain't shit, let me entertain any and everyone else'?
if that's the direction it goes then, ten toes down and on my mama, she doesn't deserve Colin and she can move because I'm on my way to court him my damn self
and that's that on that
#you know what? lol it's been a bit since i've posted a controversial opinion#tagging it#polin#sorry not sorry i ship polin. . .so i wanna see. . .polin. . .and i'm getting damn sick and tired#of all the bullshit pen/oc pen/other dude theories and stories in the polin tag#and i don't want polin to lose screentime over a frankly bleh male oc#you can't change my mind#if i don't see at least marina's 'you've seen him with the little bridgertons!' level of squee and 'i only want to talk to colin'#levels of devotion then i don't fucking WANT IT!!!!!#yeah definitely try out the marriage market#realize that NO ONE has a good time on the marriage market#try to get over him w/ whomstever#but then be like 'i don't even LIKE this dude where's colin i miss him' about it!!!!!#because otherwise i am not here#i am asleep#and i am courting colin in your place pen#i'm coming for your man#anti debling#if debling has 100 haters i am one of them if he has 10 haters i'm one of them if he has 1 hater i am the hater if he has 0 haters i'm dead#it's incredibly obvious that 'pebling' is half rooted in a revenge storyline fueled by anger at Colin and his complexity#and half a projection of wanting Penelope to have 'choices' because she is a representation and manifestation of the fans themselves#and so people think an OC that can be 'perfect' for them- whoops I mean Pen (because he doesn't have any real depth or interest)#he's a cardboard cutout we can throw whatever you want onto#so we can make him 'perfect' instead of the much more meaningful storyline of pen and colin both being messy and loving each other more#and part of it is bitterness over Polin not being insta-love#which. . .if it was i wouldn't like them as much as i do#anyways y'all ain't slick#and it's fucking WEIRD to be in a fandom that's like 'i ship this couple but i hope she gets with ANYONE else'#maybe you. . .don't ship the couple??#like. . .to the point of wanting her necklace to be from debling. . .and her wearing it everywhere??? WHAT??
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sonic the hedgehog tumblr dashboard simulator
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got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward
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ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho
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he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr
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@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk
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NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????
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that you know of
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what
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saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado
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ok and??? you're not special
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THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY
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sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here
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being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"
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being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"
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being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"
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you said it my mans
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hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus
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dont question him
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hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic
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op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again
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ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history
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someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system
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what the fuck is a public school
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are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish
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OP'S WHAT NOW
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ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea
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bitch that's what the internet is for
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"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby
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everybody on this site has brain damage
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yeah. from the radiation
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if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment
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Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3
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do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived
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shadow fixed it it's fine
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yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on
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kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh
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THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????
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yeah. move over gayboy i'm boutta be shadow's new dad
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starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006
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why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this
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tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere
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so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me
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the virgin tweeter "if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word 'cream' you get obliterated off the site" vs this chad site of "i want to put knuckles back in a microwave"
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ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3
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why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"
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Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!
I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!
Formally,
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SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--
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do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao
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didn't eggman invent this site???
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THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM
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Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!
Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D
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what's not clicking
#long post /#sonic the hedgehog#sonicverse#sth#sonicedit#mine#unreality /#unreality#long post#<< trying different tags here cause ppl are telling me the first attempt wasnt working
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im such a nishiki hater like that man opens his mouth and im like: SHUU..KILL HIM
#If he has 100 haters i am one of them. if he has 1 hater it’s me. if he has 0 haters im dead#tg gunk#gunk
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if shane has a million haters im one of them. if he has one hater it's me. if he has 0 haters im dead. if the world is against shane I am with the world, if the world is for shane I am against the world.
it's the prayer i say every night before sleeping... hating shane aint easy work... but it's good honest work...
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Lady Dior and the Seven Dilfs
Chapter 8: Easier Done than Said
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You silently jumped down from the tall gates and prowled your way near the building. Seeing a half opened window, you slid it open silently and rolled yourself inside. "Shadow 0-1, this is Dior 141 speaking. Building infiltration begins now." You took out your knife that Ghost gave you. "Dior 141, Shadow 0-1 speaking, Continue mission accordingly. stay silently alert, there are guards in night shifts." He said before tuning off.
"Solid copy, let's show these bitches how it's done." You smirked and glide your way to the hallway of the base. peeking one eye out, you saw a guard walking in front of you with their back facing you. "Visuals on a hater." You sneaked up at him, muffled their mouth and slashed their throat. "One down." You dragged their body to the room where you first entered- or break in.
"Message from the bad bitch." you strangled another guy to death.
"141, Sit your ass down!" you stabbed someone's throat from behind.
"Kill streak boo! I'm the alpha the omega everything in between." You teabagged another dead guard on the ground with a puddle of their own blood.
You paused as per hearing the radio buzz in the earpiece, "Price speaking from 6-7 to Dior, I am genuinely concerned with your kill confirm callouts." Price's comment made you roll your eyes. "Your concern-" You stroked another guard to death again. "is my relieve, Captain. five down, visuals on indoor security room." you breathed out, looking down at the dimming light from a specific room below you.
From the second floor, you gripped the railing before jumping down hanging your weight over before you can confirm the whole first floor is clear. after checking corners a few times, you decided to let go and landed with a soft thud.
"Shadow 3-4 this is Dior Speaking, the main entrance and indoor security is clear." You rotated your radio and began walking towards the huge door in front of you. "Say again, Dior?" a faint man's voice lingered again in your earpiece. "I said-" a soft creaking noise is heard from your right side. "Fuck, cancel-" you inhaled sharply at the sudden click of an open door.
you quickly jump back and rolled behind a pillar. taking a peeking risk, you saw someone. the guard seemed to be on his phone and you can see him in a video call with a little kid. you don't understand Arabic but you could tell that the little kid on the tiny screen was probably his kid.
watching closely from behind the pillar, you felt slight jealously scrubbing into your mind. comparing a terrorist guard and your civilian dad, you wished he would do that to you. hell, you would pay any amount of money just to feel loved.
your heart aches as you took out your compound then aim the sharp arrow to his head. he seemed to notice a slight tense atmosphere around him and cautiously looking around. as you descended from the dark revealing yourself, he finally saw you with parted mouth. the two of you locked eye contact with wroughted up emotion.
You hesitated to shoot, and so does he. he spoke something in Arabic to his phone still maintaining eye contact with you. The sound of the kid cheering could be heard from his phone. "I love you," he said to his phone before turning it off. You sharply glared at him, stretching your arrow tighter.
he places his hand above his head in defeat, "Go on, do what you have to do. I've said my goodbye." he said in a raspy voice with a hint of Arabic accent. You swallowed your saliva, realizing he's just a citizen who worked under a terrorist for his family. you never felt this way before, you suddenly had a wave of empathy washes over you. it felt so wrong but it's simply your duty. he could've draw out his gun in his hips if we wanted to, but he didn't.
"Why don't you fight me?" You knitted your eyebrow, locking your aim right through his head. "You look young, I am not. I have lived my life, My time has come." He said with a desperate voice. You have no idea why would you be talking to a hostile person at this point, you don't know what's making you holding back but before you could say anything, you saw a bullet crashing his head.
"Dior, what the fuck was that? move!" Ghost jumped down from the window across you, opening the main gate and letting the rest of the shadows invade. Soap and Ghost ran towards you but the mohawk entered the room by your side.
"Hesitated for a fuckin terrorist, you're out of your mind, sergeant?!" he shouted at you whilst drawing back your compound. "Lt I-" "Enough bullshit! Soap!?" Ghost tilts his head to the security room. "3rd Floor, turn right, at the end of the hallway," Soap exclaimed from the inside. "Roger. This is Ghost speaking, Soap confirmed hostage's location." He said yelling at his radio. "Let's fuckin get 'em." Graves clucked his shotgun.
You were hazed for a few moment but you found yourself running behind Ghost and Graves anyways. there was a few guards coming down from the stairs but you shot them with your arrows through their heads before Ghost and Graves drew out their guns. "Dior, save your energy. we'll cover your back and you make the run, yeah?" Ghost threw a knife toward another guard while giving orders. "Solid copy, Lt." You place your bow to your back with the magnetic field.
You jumped over a few dead bodies with your heels, making the run towards the room that Soap claimed to be the hostage's place. upon arriving at the door, Graves and Ghost are still behind shooting down the few remaining guards. you got on your radio to get in contact with Captain Price.
"Dior speaking with Commander and Lt holding. visual on hostage's room, waiting for objectives, over." your heart beats rapidly waiting for an answer. "Dior, this is Price from outside. open or break the window from the inside so I can zip my way up to you, get the hostage out alive. 10-4" You took out the Mini Uzi Graves gave you clucking it quickly, and tuned to the radio.
"All stations, this is Dior engaging hostage in three..." The sound of guns shooting from the distance mutes your ear "..two.." you glided your ankle to the ground getting ready to kick down the door. "One!"
as you ravaged the door frame, you accidentally kicked a guard unconscious at the same time. you aimed your gun side by side to make sure there are nobody inside but darkness. with the mini uzi, you shot the limping guard in the stomach just in case. "Six!"
you saw an unconscious girl tied to a chair but her chest is still raising. sighing in relief, you clock into your radio one more time. "All stations, I got eyes on hos- g̷̳͒r̵͔̍A̸͚͛G̸͕͐H̶͖̊ " You feel your body thrown across the room breaking the window with your back. "...welp, at least the window's opened." you muttered and grunted in pain.
Your eyes widened at fucking large-ass Iranian guy that is three times taller as you breathing heavily, you swore you saw clouds coming out of his nose like a bull seeing red. You were frozen in shock trying to register what are you seeing.
"Dior, I saw the glass broke from the inside, give me a situation report." Price's voice buzzed into your radio. the Hulk walked towards you with heavy footsteps, you gained your thoughts twisting the radio rapidly. "Theres a fucking Hulk!" You screamed and hold on the window frame for life because your back is exposed from outside. you could fall for your death. with quick reflex, you took out your knife and threw it his stomach, thinking it'll kill him. (which was stupid)
he groaned in pain and grabbed you by the jaw. the palm of his hands is so big you nearly saw your mother. he wrapped his finger around your neck and jaw, squeezing the life out of you. you choked in pain and felt the air stuck between your mouth and lungs.
You dropped the mini uzi and held both of your hands to his wrist whilst he brought you against the window, pushing your whole body outside with his hand hanging your neck like a dead dangling goose. You managed to get the tip of your heels sticking inside so you wont fall completely. You could hear multiple people screaming your callsign from below your feet, followed by tears forming in the corner of your eyes. you could feel your face turning blue.
'Is this really how I'm gonna fuckin die, bruh. this is stupid' You choked your last breath before your eyes turned firefly.
You heard a gunshot from behind the Hulk and another gunshot from your back, seeing the humongous bigfoot thats choking you had a hole in his forehead. your eyes rolled to the back of your head as you feel yourself falling forward back to the room. you had your whole lower body dangling outside but your stomach and head inside. you probably accidently flashed everyone outside with your ass but you managed to crawl inside with all thats left in you.
You look up with your arm holding your whole weight just to see Ghost with his rifle freshly shot a bullet towards the brute. it seems like an overwatch has shot the brute from behind you and he shot another bullet to make sure. you weakly dropped to the ground, rolling away from the dead hulk that just choked you. Ghost got on his knees to check on you but you drew your revolver freezing him in place.
"Dior." He coldly warned you, holding his palm up trying to tell you to stop. "...Friendly fire is strictly forbidden." your high-pitched wheeze made you cough, he was frozen. you aimed your revolver right at his head, you could see his eyes widened when your trembling arms tried to pull the trigger. he could've detained you from killing him but hes hesitating.
'BANG'
you pulled your trigger on him, your revolver falls from the grasp of your hand before you collapsed completely. Ghost paused for a few moments trying to think if you killed him or not. but a loud thud from his back is heard as turns out you killed a guard that tried to kill Ghost from behind.
he watched all the bodies in front of him drawing fresh pool of blood with a metal scent. You, the brute, and the last guard down. he got to his radio buzzing it on, "All shadows this is Ghost speaking, I need immediate backup in the 3rd floor, right, end of the hallway. over!" You sighed for the last time to the ground as you lay down there with your eyes close. you heard multiple footsteps surrounding you.
you could hear a few muttering and mumblings of the shadows around you and the sound of a zipline from the window. you heard someone buzzing into the radio confirming the hostage is safe and medic backup is needed quickly. but afterward, you felt something nudging your sides and foot, there were a few sighs heard after that.
"Sergeant Dior, K.I.A."
"ASSIGNED F.B.I." You shouted and wheezed oxygen down to your squashed lungs, scaring the shadows that spoke.
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Medics were called because the teams aren't allowed to retreat before the whole building are stated safe, you sat in one of the back of the ambulance leaning your head to the door. in the distance, you see Price walking towards you.
"I saw you dangling up there, we thought we lost you." Price sat beside you and rubbed your back comfortingly. "Yeah, a fuckin brute wanna cook foei gras out of a swan." You frowned at the memory. "I think you look like a goose, Dior." Price chuckled at you.
a nurse inside the ambulance covered you with an orange blanket and left. Price covered your fronts with it and patted your head. you huffed in annoyance, "Why have I got this blanket, they keep putting this blanket on me." "Yeah, it's a shock blanket, you're in shock, Dior." He puts a strand of your hair behind your ears before sitting next to you again. "But I'm completely fine? I got six killstreak." "Dior, you were strangled in the neck from 3 stories high up by a Hulk." Price reassured.
There was a slight pause between the two of you. Price and you were watching other people taking notes, talking, and going in and out of the building on the deserted island. It was crazy that the operation actually went well. you were right, the kidnapping and the phone call weren't so much important for them. It was just a threat.
"I heard you hesitated in there," you turned to Price's question and flinched. "...Your heard nothing, ignore that." Price knitted his eyebrow and faced you. "what?" "Ignore that. Nothing happened, I-" You got up and he grasped your arm. "Dior, talk to me. I understand about...feelings and decency, the thought of killing-" You pulled your arm away slowly, "what now? Captain, Theres nothing happened back there. whatever you were told, that's just your imagination. I'm in shock. look, I've got a blanket." Your remarks concerned Price.
He looks at you straight in the eyes as his ':<' expressions from his mustach...sort of melted your heart. You faltered for a moment and sighed in defeat, heading back to sitting in the back of the ambulance with his hands rubbing your back. "He got out of the security room when I was trying to open the main gate, just like the plan. it went well, captain." You received a hum from Price. "But when he got out, he was..in a video call. with...I don't know, his daughter? So I just aimed my arrow at his head and watch him closely." your sturdy voice softens.
"You felt sorrow?" He asked in a comforting home, "A little. poor kid doesn't know his dad works for a terrorist." Your face slightly drops in sadness. "It's okay, Dior. that's our job, stopping war. so innocent people won't have to kill each other under a corrupted command." He lets you lay your head on his shoulder. "For the first time in my life, I felt empathy." you closed your eyes. "but, I'm mad that Ghost took my kill though." You muttered.
"Captain Price," a shadow went up to the two of you, you had one eye open. "Commander Graves would like to speak to you." Price exchanged looks with you before replying. "Where to?" The shadow talked to his radio for a moment. "North, black truck." He saluted and left. "We should get going." Price shrugged his shoulder. you followed him from behind with your shock blanket. upon arrival, Price knocked at the dark-tinted car window and Graves opened the door from the inside. "We found something, capt." Graves let Price in but frowned when you were about to enter.
"Oh, no no no, men only. You're dismissed." Graves tried to close the door but you overpowered him as your knee holds the door open. "You let me in, or I will throw this thing inside your car and lock it from the outside, yeah?" You threatened him while hinting the grenade in your vest. "Now, now, Graves. I think Dior can come in because she's the reason this mission went smoother than expected." Price said in a reassuring tone. "Fine, get in." Graves defeatedly said. you walked to the other side of the car, open the door, got in, and squashed Graves against Price making him yelp.
as you sat with your legs crossed, he glared at you and then took out his phablet. "Long story short, they are backed up by a cartel in-" "Graves." Your ears perked up as you heard the familiar voice over the radio. "Laswell?" You smiled at the radio in the rear of the car. "Hi sweetie, I heard you signed your name already, Dior was it? how creative, my love." she cooed from the radio. clearly softens after she heard your voice. you squeeled in excitement.
"Okay, what's the deal, Laswell?" Price gestured you to be serious, so does Laswell's tone from the radio. "We've got a bigger problem. the kidnapping was a distraction. the real threat is they're on the missiles." The three of you looked at each other. "How did they got those stuff from?" Graves shooted a question that you thought only he and Laswell knows the detail.
"Possibly from the Russians." Laswell's voice buzzed against the radio. "Do you think they're making a come-" "Not now, Dior. Where do you think are they now?" Graves cuts you off and this sparks grudges to you.
"You don't speak like that to my children, Graves." You crossed your arms to your chest as Laswell warned Graves. He sighed in defeat. "Aside from Hassan, there's only one person who knows where to find them." she continued.
"Whom?" Price rotated his radio.
There was a silence hitting the atmosphere. Laswell's sigh is heard through the radio, "Dior, sweetie. could you give us a space, my love?" You huffed your cheeks and tapped your finger on your knee a few times.
"Laswell, I defeated your little task force in a deathmatch training and I killed about ... 6 people in this mission. I deserve ice cream. not a stupid shock blanket." You said opening the door and exposing your foot to the ground. "I'm always proud of you, Dior. ever since you joined the FBI, you are a talented gifted girl." Laswell's voice on the radio made you smile.
without saying a word, you got off the car, threw your blanket at Graves and slammed the door close, receiving a yelp from Graves inside. you searched for your team forces, wanting to chat with them. You noticed a few ambulances and cars had left, there were only the upper-ups. Two familiar men waved at you. excitedly, you walked up to them. "Dior." "Soap." You both high-fived. "Heard you were choked," Gaz rested his hand on your shoulder. "I'm fine, thanks to Ghost." You smiled.
"That looks nasty." Soap pointed at your bruised neck. "Is it?" you softly run your fingertips around your neck, it still hurts. "You're fine, Dior." the three of you looked back to see Ghost walking towards them untouched. "Pretty much, Lt..." You said rubbing your nape. "So.." Gaz cooed, "So?" Soap replied. "It's not over, is it?" Ghost and the other two turned to you.
you look dumbfounded. "I uh... I wasn't allowed to hear the combat aftermath for some reason," You pointed at Grave's truck. "Price and Graves are talking to Laswell there."
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Inside the car, Graves and Price were taking orders from Shepherd and Laswell. "Yes general. we'll send a few Shadows, Lt Ghost, Sergeant Soap, and Sergeant Dior to Mexico." Graves cracked his knuckles as Price wrote down some notes. "Gaz and I can go find the intels in Europe. Just contact the Mexican Special Forces." Price closes his small notebook. "Rog, signing off." Laswell and Shepherd disconnects from the call.
"I hope this goes well like today." Price tilts his head to Graves. with confidence, the blonde man looked at Price "We'll get the missile easy and...goodness lord, Price. what the fuck is wrong with your kids. MY WINDOW!" Grave's determination drops when he saw you, Soap, and Gaz pressing each other's face to the car window behind Price. the glass fogs and moistured from the breathing you, Soap and Gaz pressed into.
Price turned around in shock after seeing creatures looking through him.
˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
"We're going to Mexico! Woohooo!" You threw your last duffle bag into the combat boeing plane. you walk out of the plane to say goodbye to Price and Gaz. "So, we're seeing each other in about..?" You place your hand to your hips. Price patted your head and smiled "six-to-nine days." Your jaw drops and repeated what Price said, "SIXTY NINE DAYS?!"
Ghost walked up to your side and shook hands with Price whom smiled at your reply, "See you on the other side, Captain." Price smiled and turned to Soap that stood beside him. "We'll be back in one piece, like last time, yeah?" Soap fist-bumped Price's shoulder.
"Take care of the kid for me, Lads. she's both of your responsibility." Price pointed at the two of the men now beside you. "I can be on my own." You held your head high. "Listen to your Lt, Dior." Price ruffled your hair. "Take care, yeah guys?" Gaz shows up to Price's side. "Gaz!" You fist-bumped him. "Alright then, we're off." Ghost flicked the back of your head with his finger.
you jumped your way back to the plane, waving goodbye at Price and Gaz. The plane closes its ass (idk plane anatomy). and as the three of the task forces sat and wait, the plane took off after a few moments.
two hours went by, the three of you were resting in ease. you were sharing earphones with Soap as Ghost was watching the two of you across. Your knees were touching with Soap's, you leaned your forehead slightly close to his shoulder, and his foot was tapping to the beat of the music.
"What's this one called?" he opened one eye to see you, "Tame Impala." you softly said. "Ooh... I see, I like it." He smiled between his words closing his eyes, enjoying the moment you shared with him. Ghost was just staring right into your soul without saying a word. You moved your head to see him, which made Soap startled.
"Would you like-" "No." His solid rejection made you knit your eyebrow. "Then I expect you not to stare anymore, Lieutenant." He gazed at you again, "Don't call me that." You raised an eyebrow, "So I should call you Casper again, no?"
He grunted in annoyance and got up, walking towards the back. you looked over your shoulder and unplugged your earphone and got up. Soap's head falls to your seat since he had nothing to lean on when he's sleeping. "Casper, where you going?" You approached Ghost. he remained silent, watching the skies from the small window, "Hey, don't ignore me." You got to his side.
He watches you with the corner of his eyes and your frown was mixed with indistinction. "What is wrong with you? Are you mad because they don't have a window near the seats?" you knitted your eyebrow together. "What's wrong with you." He walked up to you, you were startled at this gesture, and you walked backward. "What- wrong, what's wrong with me, what do you mean?" You look up at him trying to fight the concern out of yourself.
"Why did you hesitate to kill that security guard?" He rested his hand on the plane wall behind you which made you realise that you are now caged by him. "Well, I, he was-" "He was what?" His chest was inches away from your face.
Now you're having flashbacks about that one damn night with Keegan. "You fuckin look at me when we're talking, yeah?" He grabs you by the chin, forcing you to look up at him. "Hesitated over a terrorist, that ain't FBI shit." He looks down at you, shifting his thumb to your cheek and then your lower lip. "That stunt you pulled on me earlier... was that to impress me, hm? tryna make me think you want to kill me so bad."
You whimpered at his touch and turbulence happened for a few seconds, it made you grasp his chest as he held your waist around and towered over you. he placed one knee in between your legs which made your breath hitched. "So sensitive under my touch, huh?" he presses his body to you, "Is this what you feel to Keegan last time, Sergeant?"
With one knee between your leg roughly edging you, his thumb now pressing against your tounge and his other hand choking your neck, he leaned to your ear and whispered, "don't wanna get too loud, yeah? can't get your little boy-friend to wake up and see you like this under my touch." You let out a soft coughed moan to his chest.
Satisfied with the lemon he gave you, he ripped himself out and left you weak by the plane wall. "Flush that empathy down the drain." He flicked your forehead and walked towards his seat.
#mw2#task force 141#modern warfare 2#captain price x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#soap mactavish x reader#task force 141 x reader#cod mw2
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And here it is, the list of my fav Iron Widow moments! Enjoy?
As always feel free to discuss with me or share your favorite moments!!
It's below the cut bcs spoilers
- chapter 5, I figured that I could note my fav moments of this book as well XD
- starting on not the best note, I fucking hate Yang Guang, I hate him so much, I want to rip his guts out,
- chapter 8, the fight was so epic!! I love how MC just kinda forgor about the whole dying thing and went with the flow
- and that she killed that motherfucker! I didn't have to tolerate him for too long >:D
- it's honestly quite funny that Qin Zheng was killed by pox (I hope I'm getting the name of the illness right lol, I'm reading this in Polish translation and have 0 knowledge about any medical terminology in English)
- just a note but it's harder for me to keep up with those notes for Iron Widow than for Qian Qiu. I think it's because 1. its pace is faster 2. its chapters are shorter. so anyway
- chapter 10, Wu Zetian just needs to scream 24/7 and I respect it so much
- chapter 12, idk, Li Shimin is kinda cute
- I also like strategist Zhuge but that may be just because he has a fan
- chapter 13, those qi power statistic are so untrustworthy lol. I wouldn't be so happy to have so much higher qi stats than the average if the margin of error is like 17k
- chapter 14, damn, I miss Yizhi...
- chapter 19, oh my god, Yizhi is back!! T^T
- I absolutely love all the tiny historical details in this story. I'm probably missing a lot but those which I can catch are amazing (and satisfying, good to know that I know something about Chinese history after all that learning)
- chapter 20, OMG YIZHI IS BI?? IS THIS FINALLY SOME GOOD BI REP??
- ZETIAN IS ALSO BI?? AM I IN HEAVEN? WHAT'S GOING ON??
- omg Gao Yizhi grabbing Li Shimin's leash is one of the things I need to draw, damn, it paints such a clear picture in my mind
- chapter 21, Sima Yi is just a hater by nature and I start to enjoy it,
- chapter 23, Yizhi screaming "you can't shoot me I'm rich!!!" I love this boy
- chapter 29, god, Yizhi, Shimin and Zetian are sooo cute
- also "one traumatized Xing Tian", that made me laugh out loud
- "usually adding qi of a third person only strengthened the dissonance (...) no one knows why we succeeded" yeah I wonder why, hmmmmmm
- chapter 30, MY BABYGIRL LI SHIMIN GOT CALLED AN ALPHA MALE I'M DYINGGG
- I kinda like Gao Qiu. I know he's probably bad news but damn, he's fun
- also a Wu Zetian fan nr1, seeing his reaction I'm surprised that he didn't ask for an autograph (I forgot that he's sexist af)
- tho, tbh, I think he's more afraid of what he can't control than purely sexist; interesting guy, I want to dissect him,
- I wonder if anything happened between LSM and GYZ during that party at Gao's, hmm,
- chapter 31, OUR THIRD PARTNER YIZHI, AWWW
- chapter 36, I actually think Sima Yi might be one of my fav characters? come on, the guy came to the wedding just because he wanted to support his little dumdums
- chapter 39, YES FUCK AN LUSHAN
- damn I didn't think they'll actually kill him. oh well. he won't be missed. judging by his character, even his son won't miss him
- Yizhi is the wife in this throuple, isn't he /jk
- OMG THE TRIANGLE IS FINISHED, THAT WAS SO CUTE!! WAAH
- chapter 42, I like how Wu Zetian's reaction to something not going well is just "maybe we should burn ourselves alive actually", relatable queen
- Sima Yi just lost his good guy badge. he better have a damn good excuse for abondoning MCs this easily,
- chapter 44, QIN PIERDOLONY ZHENG, już zawsze będę go tak nazywać 🫡
- chapter 46, is Qin Pierdolony Zheng playing snake with hunduns instead of apples¿?
- I still can't believe that Shimin is actually dead. Like. Dead dead. Super dead. Human marmalade dead. How... why him T^T
- chapter 47, I love how among all this death and destruction the worst problem Qin Pierdolony Zheng has is inflation,
- epilogue, DID SHIMIN BECOME A GOD PLS TELL ME HE BECAME A GOD
- Qin Pierdolony Zheng has a beef with gods, I think he's the most rel character now
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h*rry styl*es hater YOURE SO RIGHT <33333333 yelling pumping my fists in the air jumping around in glee
syd you too?! 🤝🤝🤝
if h*rry st*les has a million haters, I’m one of them. if he has 100 haters, I’m still one of them. if he has 1 hater, it’s me. if he has 0 haters, i am dead. if the world is with h*rry st*les, then i am against the world😤😤
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For the first time what's past is past
For the first time, what's past is past
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by queeriocheerio
“Henry.”
An icy voice floated in through the door. Henry froze and turned his head toward the sound. His grandmother had appeared in the hallway. “What do you think you’re doing?”
“I, um,” Henry stuttered. “Just playing with Beatrice, Grandmother.”
His grandmother huffed. “Don’t be ridiculous.” She walked over to the two of them and snatched the doll from Henry’s hand. “Boys don’t play with dolls. Especially not princes.”
Or, 3 times Henry was stopped from being feminine and 1 time he wasn't.
Words: 2749, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Pink is Pretty
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Alex Claremont-Diaz, Queen Mary (Red White & Royal Blue), Philip Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Beatrice Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Catherine Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor
Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Henry Pov, Toxic Masculinity, if queen mary has 100 haters i am one of them, if queen mary has 1 hater i am that hater, if queen mary has 0 haters i am dead, 3+1, Traditional gender roles (ew), Flashbacks, Fluff, Banter, cursing, no beta we die bc i wrote this in like a day instead of doing my work, Title from a Taylor Swift Song
via AO3 works tagged 'Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor' https://ift.tt/WcNLahS
November 29, 2023 at 08:25AM
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I have an anti Bram rant that is literally going through my head 24 hours a day.
First of all, in season 4 when Brittany said something about the "lesbian bloggers," I dont know if that was aimed at Brittana fans, like we would be mad that Brittany dated a guy. I want to clarify that I do not hate Bram because she was dating a guy, I just hated them.
• I mean the most obvious thing is that Brittany and Sam had absolutely 0% on screen chemistry, which is literally what Brittana was built on. Just something about Bram was so stiff and hard to watch. It's like Brittany looked miserable every scene she had with Sam. I don't know if that was an acting choice or if if was accidental, but it happened.
• Sam said that Santana never liked him because she knew he had a crush on Brittany. Which was a definite lie seeing as he had spent the entirety of season 3 obsessing over Mercedes and trying to break up her and her boyfriend.
• I shouldn't really view Bram as a threat because they weren't. I mean Sam vs Santana, the choice is obvious. I always saw it as like the ad break during your favourite show, usually people go on their phones and pay no attention to the tv during the commercial break. It's an inconvenience because it interrupts your favourite show (Brittana) but it is a thing that had to happen and it is inevitable that the show will come back on afterwards.
• I know this is mean but I don't think Chord Overstreet is that good of an actor. I know this is an unpopular opinion so I'm sorry. His acting was always cringey to me, even in season 2, he just seemed boring.
Just everything about it seemed so wrong to me and every time they come on the screen I turn the tv way down and go on Instagram to look at pictures of Naya Rivera 😂.
I'm trying to get over it and not be such a drama queen because they are fictional. Also if they seemed like a better fit then I would be in a way worse situation, however, because every scene they were in together was dead and the acting/chemistry was awful it's not too bad.
I am still and out and proud Bram hater, and I will not deny it to anyone that asks me.
Ps. Santana has better abs than Sam.
She does indeed haha.
I approach Bram from a bit of a different pov but I always love an anti Bram rant so cheers, I'll drink to all this. That stupid joke was indeed aimed at Brittana fans, as far as I know, and that makes me want to commit violent crimes.
Maybe it could have worked as an okay midgame ship but everything about its execution was just so skin crawl-worthy, from the "jokes" aimed at fans (punching down much?) to the writers' only tool being bringing other relationships down to elevate Bram because they weren't willing to put any actual effort into it. They threw Samcedes just as much under the bus as Brittana and that's just so nasty.
Much love to Hemo and nothing against Chord but neither were what I'd call the best actors on the show, or even particularly... good, in general. I think Hemo was better than she often gets credit for and improved immensely in both singing and acting, but that stiffness could very well come from both being on the weaker end of acting. Just what happens when there's no Naya to sell the story, I'm afraid. And little to zero effort on the script's part. This isn't a huge factor in why I personally dislike them as a couple but a noteworthy point anyway.
You're in good company with the anti Bram sentiment. I don't care about them that much but I'm (kinda) currently rewatching season 4 and some of it is hard to sit through. They're just annoying lol. Most midgames I just don't care for (except for Wildebrams!!! justice for them) but Bram was actively hostile against fans and that's what pisses me off the most. Ryan Murphy chose violence by punching down so I won't hesitate to shit on this frustrating pairing. I also dislike it when people hate on Bram because they just hate Brittany and think Sam deserved better but that's another topic entirely lmao.
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if Debling has 1000 haters, I am one of them. If he has 100 haters, I am one of them. If he has 10 haters I am one of them. If he has 1 hater, I am the hater. If he has no haters, I am dead.
But Colin?
If Colin has 1000 fans, I am one of them. If he has 100 fans, I am one of them. If he has 10 fans, I am one of them. If he has 1 fan, I am the fan. If he has 0 fans, I have perished.
#Polin#colin bridgerton#I called it didn't I fucking call it? All this attention on a stupid fucking oc#I will never forgive Shonda and I will never forgive this fandom for doing my baby boy dirty like this#Colin my sweet prince you deserve better#I'm courting you myself as we speak#Also lol fuck Debling#All my homies hate Debling#Anti Debling
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Current fave responses
[ID: six screenshots of Google form responses. The first says “I wish Sean Connery had died sooner”. The second says “I don’t actually know most of these actors but if they’re white they couldn’t possibly be good.” The third says “Ben Affleck: good writer + people just wanted to fuck him”. Beneath that it says “I need Ben Affleck to kill himself”. Beneath that it says “m working my fuckinf gay shift at home depot rn i didn’t even think ab any of the answers i just hate men”. The fourth says “I am. Robert Patterson hater. If he had 10000 haters I'm one. If he has 100 haters I'm one if he has 10 I'm one. If he has 1 I'm it. If he has 0 I'm dead”. The fifth says “i think ieanue jusr said his lines and went hole like a popy sorry my phone is fucked up WHY DID IT JUST TRU TO AUTOF FILL MY PHONE NUMBER”. The sixth says “I want brad pitt inside me”. End ID]
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2019 vs. 2024 hot takes exactly 0 people asked for (now with opinions on the dr3 characters!)
and because im mentally ill im elaborating below the cut because at least i’m cognizant of how few people share this illness with me ❤️
first of all. some categories were edited (+added). we shall address them all in due time 🫶 but just for posterity before we begin: top of the category is the one that best exemplifies the category title and it moves in descending order; so as gonta is my #1 my GOAT, pedo udg guy is the one i want to kill himself most. understandable? ok 🫶
2019 top 5-tier is slightly unfortunately named but other than that changes in 2024 are somewhat minimal. as is perhaps obvious if you have seen even one (1) danganronpa post from me: gonta is My character hes mine spike chunsoft dont get him like i do. AND i love sdr2. nagito is my very very close second i am so incredibly mentally ill about him Oh if you all could see the hundreds of thousands of words ive written about that fucking guy. also true of hajime. still true of sonia (<3 i love u girlie) and fuyuhiko but to a lesser extent (i have written so much sdr2. its a problem. we persist). they are characters we see a lot of and in that same vein give SO much to build upon in further character exploration. and boy do i do that. holds the five of them In my arms i love you babygirls
S tier excellents again prove i am an sdr2 enjoyer. i think it also showcases how much i REALLY love the v3 characters while absolutely hating the plot they were stuck in. kaede and shuuichi are SOOOO special 2 me u dont understand…….im going to have so many thoughts and be So mad when i replay v3. kokichi is VERY interesting and my thoughts on him are endless (hi evan) and there is soooo much there even if i also have to fundamentally hate him somewhat because of 3-4. also a wide array of sdr2 characters are here of course……on my most recent replay i have come to really appreciate imposter (better sexier byakuya ❤️) and ibuki . and i was kind of surprised how high some of the dr1 characters are (besides chihiro who has consistently been my dr1 #1) but sorry dr3 made me love the makoto/kyouko/aoi trio sooooo bad.
lots of variety in the A tier which are all characters i enjoy, they just arent my Favorite barbie dolls to mash around u know. so many very unique personalities like mahiru, angie, tenko, and ryoma that weren’t explored as well as possible in canon, so its harder for me to personally invest in them. junko is iconic and she gets worse as the games go on but god. dr1 was craaaaaazy so she and mukuro have to be given props for that. im ignoring e-girl junko and v3 entirely <3 also again in watching dr3 while replaying sdr2 i really came to appreciate natsumi and her dynamic with hajime :[ rip girl i miss u. also also i liked koichi way more than expected LOL it must just be cuz hes hot but his death was sick as fuck and i liked his thruline with jin (the weird flirting with kyouko aside……)
B tier! bit of a mixed bag, from characters i like very begrudgingly (byakuya, sorry, i latched onto him as my rich terrible boyfriend when first playing years ago and the fondness kinda stuck 💔) to ones i do genuinely like, but they were not given much to do in canon (ryota) or their arcs fell flat (kirumi). also here are dr3 + udg characters i didnt mind or were just somewhat nice to makoto (also chisa, who is very interesting but i very much disliked how her character ended off) so shout out them (they are all dead) (or orphaned like monaca and kotoko).
C tier is basically my ‘i barely remember’ tier sry……i did not finish udg so i have so very few opinions on most of the characters. chihiro aoi and yasuhiro’s parents are chill tho shout out. not much to say tho
and now we enter the hater zone with D tier……look. some of these are hot takes and some arent. as much as i love sdr2 i just cannot ever make myself like hiyoko and teruteru. theyre kinda fucked from the getgo theyre never treated as especially serious characters but their glaring flaws are so bad i cant bring myself to care when the rest of the cast is SO GOOD. i also do not like kazuichi LMFAO as a sonia ride or die just as i cannot look past teruteru’s sexual harassment NEITHER CAN I LOOK PAST KAZUICHI’S ‼️‼️ yes i think he can be fixed but sonia needs a restraining order + when she was hoping he was the ch4 killer i was cheering. everyone else this category are just mid ass dr1 characters and the dr3 characters i found actively annoying. also monokuma. hes cringe but iconic and doesnt fit anywhere else
not much to be said about F tier. i did not finish udg but i know enough that i need haiji towa to die. i need the asshole who beat up hajime to die. i need the asshole who tried to kill makoto to die. i need that stupid old fuck heading the future foundation to die. the monokubs are fucking annoying. the only like Real characters here are 1) miu because she is written terribly and her cool talent is wasted, treats gonta like shit, isnt funny, is just nasty perv bait and her most meaningful contribution is to be fodder for the 2nd worse written case in the game. and as for NUMBER ONE WORST: tsumugi mostly just symbolizes my hatred for v3’s ending because outside of her role in 3-6 she has very little impact on the story before her reveal. also got my girlies kaede and rantarou killed God i hate the end of thisgame
and finally: oh my poor sweet bastards. why would they do this to you. these characters are either underutilized in a way that is DEVASTATING (izuru 💔) treated like shit as joke characters their potential is totally squandered by dogshit writing (everyone else — sdr2 you could have been so much better WHY!!!!!!). mikan and korekiyo’s motives are dogshit and make the ch3 double murder so much weaker. nekomaru and akane are played as jokes essentially their entire screentime and akane is especially egregious because shes a survivor among characters like FUYUHIKO!!! like SONIA!!! like HAJIME!!!!!!!!! AND YOU SQUANDER HER LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! kaito suffers from really flip-floppy writing and he sucks a lot of the time Especially pre-localization but ive adopted him a little bit in writing him and i love my construction of him in my brain.
ok thats it. im so mentally ill. give me ur thoughts or do the tierlist urself. now pointy objects lockdown time 👍
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i just made my hellofresh meal and I AM SUCH A FUCKING CHEF
I CAN BEAT BOBBY FLAY AND GORDON RAMSEY
yeah
that’s my life goal. beat those men.
i hope frat peter knows that. i have serious beef with them. and i’m in love with gordon.
don't ever talk about bobby flay on my page. he's blacklisted.
hearing his name in my head as i type it makes my blood pressure rise. if bobby flay has 0 haters i am dead.
i could write a fucking dissertation on my distain.
fuck u for bringing him up. i'm angry now.
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If Pablo Picasso has a million haters, I'm one of them. If he has a 1000 haters, I'm still one of them. If he has 1 hater, it's me. If he has 0 haters, it means I am dead. If the world is against Pablo Picasso, then I am with the world.
FUCK that guy.
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OF COURSE!!!! I'd say you're hella close to it!!! Definitely closer than I am XDD 💖💞💝💕💝❤️💕💕❤️ A G R EED /hj XDD
Yeah ;w; oohh that sounds super interesting!! I can understand not pursuing a story tho, stories are d i f f icult-- XD fun, but difficult, and you need an attention span for them! (Why do you think I only write one page stories??)
OMS yessss that's so accurate tho-- like I haven't changed much if I'm being honest (I spend a LOT of time inside.. XD) awww-- I can understand that- in japan we didn't have a backyard, so I stopped going outside much at all-- occasionally I biked to convenience stores or walked to vending machines, that was cool, but no backyard :/ having no backyard sUCks, like where am I supposed to scream into the void?? INSIDE?? /j
OMS-- CRYS XDD what a Mood™ tho- "oh I'm gonna continue this thing!!" *does something else entirely*
XDD It was done Against My Will™ (get Against My Will on the album I Haven't Awoken Well Rested Since I Was A Child by the band The Bags Under My Eyes Aren't Makeup! XD) MOOD-- I spent the quarantine summer doing nothing but staying up until the sun rose and sleeping until it was at its peak- where did the time goooo
I AGREE HOW DARE HE- LIKE EXCUSE?? YOU TINY HEATHEN??? anyways now I'm trying to go back to squirting him with a squirt bottle to startle him(even tho he's a fan of water, the harsh spray startles him) but anyways thank you crysss I'm never getting a cat in my life now bc of this rude child (dogs are superior anyways /hj)
(and now time to reply to the OTHER ask cause I'm efficient and not going to send two separate asks to respond to things that can be responded to at the same time.. ....why did I even ramble about that wtf henry(huh I never refer to myself by name that felt weird))
Okay!! No worries dude, you can always take your time with replies, I just don't trust tumblr XD 💞❤️💕💝💝💖💕❤️💖 of course!!! Thank you!!! 💖💕💕💖💞💕
Oooh!!! That sounds super fun!!! Man I miss hanging out with my friends-- but my closest friend(lives in my neighborhood) has a parent who works in other people's houses, so high risk, and the rest live several hours away :)) but anyways yeah that sounds hella!!!! I love that y'all were just like "okay well. we're gonna hang out anyways." XDD
Aww-- I'm glad you are!! My brother and his bf were supposed to come but I think we have to postpone that cause someone in his workplace tested positive for covid :( YESS FOODDDD-- oooh cheesecake?? I've never heard of having it on Thanksgiving!! Usually we have pumpkin, cherry, apple, and pecan pies!! (We're having pumpkin and cherry ones this yeah!! Two pumpkin pies, a cherry pie, and a cherry cobbler--) I... Have never heard of pineapple pie in my life! Sounds like it would make pineapple-on-pizza haters burst into tears tho--
YOURE WHAT-- CRYS YOU HEATHEN IT IS NOVEMBER!!!!! /j I can't stand Christmas music, being a choir student made me not be a huge fan of it-- too much Christmas music.. ugh. (Straight no chaser is tolerable at least. And Pentatonix. And covers by artists I like. But if I have to hear Jingle Bells ONE MORE TIME--) YESSS BESTOW UPON ME THOU'S PRESENCE AND PRESENTS... Ooh nice!! Pfft XDD Yess- I have multiple on my wishlist-- mostly for the switch-- OMS I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T ASK FOR THSC-- MAYBE IM THE HEATHEN--
Okay, it's January 5th! Literally not even two weeks after Christmas-- Feel free to scream happy birthday at me :3 XDD now I'm curious, what's yours?
awhhh thank you ;w;; 💕💞💕💞💞💕💞
and legiT- and omg- also what i do a lot is thinking i have a story all in control but then i realise that i only focused on the main parts and nOT the transitions and all that shit and then i end up last minute thinking them- XDD and ngl one page stories sound SOO much better- imo- not just for writing- but for reading as well- whenever i go to see a fanfic I always read the ones that has one chapter- dunno how to fully explain it- possibly cause its satisfying to see a story actually have its end other than a long lasting series that will never end- XDD oneshots are my FUEL
buT WoW omg this topic has now made me realise how i barely go outside- XDD i wish there would be other thingd around my neighborhood other than a "park" that has DEAD GRASS and the sprinklers go off like every hour for some reason- duNNo what the builders were thinking but i guess i dont mind- i stay in my house a whOLELE lot xD
and YESS IT GETS ME EVERYTIME- "hey lets draw-" *-WRITES-* XDD AND ABHAHAHAHA (NOW ON YOUR LOCAL MUSIC STORES- XDDDD) and omG MEEE- the times i would usually sleep would be around 3 am to 6 am- ironically my mom has a more screwed up schedule than i do- and SHE STILL HAS- last night she told me that she hasnt slept in 48 HOURSSS- MaMAAA PLEASE SLEEP
GO AWAY CAT HEATHEN- XD and omG a squirt bottle of water yes XDD and awh i definitely understand now how youll not get a cat- sounds like a hecka pain ;0;; i never even had a pet before (or not that i would recall- oh wait i think i had fish but i have an embarrassing story that made my mom ban fish from the household- OH MAN the shame)
and yeahh oh man- i hope you are okay with all these topics XDD and thank you!! 💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💞
awwhh i see- i wish you can hang out with your friends without it being too risky! that reminds me of that one time where my friend said "hey so uh you guys can hang out at my house since at my parent's workplace someone was positive for covid" and then immeadiately after they were like "SO WE NEED TO GO TO ONE OF YOUR GUYS' HOUSE" and Im LIKE- UH- NOO??? nOt AfTEr you just say THAT- nuh uh- thankfully we didnt hang out that day- better safe than sorry xD
and omggg those pies sound AWWESOMEEEE- i always wanted to try pumpkin pie before but when i asked my mom that she was like "nO iTS diSGusTing" and im like "*visible confusion*" and lOwKEY SAME- pineapple pie just sounds a bit off but my mom was really hyped to make it xD i'd actually say its not that bad! but im still not a fan of pineapple so uhhh xD (aNd YEAH IT DOES feel like it would make those haters cry-- XDD)
and PFHAOHFA IM A LIVING HEATHEN- XDD omg at this time of year- it gets CRAZYY for me- first off- Tree is a true filipino- right when it was the first day october- youd hear them say "FUCK HALLOWEEN"(and id just whine to them like "BUT HALLOWENENENEN") and then their family set up a whole christmas tree and over-the-top decorations- and omg- if you hate christmas music- you would despise the philippines sO MUCH- when the FIRST day of SEPTEMBER hits- CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON ALLLLL THE STORES- it will drive you WILDDD ( yeah its actually a normal filipino thing- not that i ever went to the philippines myself at tHAT time of year- but my friends and family tell me all about it- filipinos are the true christmas maniacs XDDD)
and awhhh choir must be a pain ;0;;; that would remind me how on one concert- the beginners class of choir screamed on purpose even though they werent supposed to- the teacher got so pissed XDDD and YESSS PRESENTSSSS- and awh man- i actually dont own ANY consoles at all- so the only things i can ask for is steam games- last year for christmas i got just shapes and beats- which was WORTHHH
and oo YAY- now i shall mark that on my calander- XD and mine is february 7!
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