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#Colin my sweet prince you deserve better
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if Debling has 1000 haters, I am one of them. If he has 100 haters, I am one of them. If he has 10 haters I am one of them. If he has 1 hater, I am the hater. If he has no haters, I am dead.
But Colin?
If Colin has 1000 fans, I am one of them. If he has 100 fans, I am one of them. If he has 10 fans, I am one of them. If he has 1 fan, I am the fan. If he has 0 fans, I have perished.
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onlymexsarah · 3 years
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Can we please get more Prince Friedrich? Maybe meeting his family
Prince Friedrich | The sweet taste of sin
I had few informations so I let my fantasy take the control. I hope you like it, otherwise write me and I’ll do something else for you😘
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Summary: Kinda the Sequel of “Prince Friedrich | Jealousy” Prince Louis Charles and Duchess Frederica of Prussia come at the end of the season to see their son and meet y/n Bridgerton, the lady who had taken the heart of the Prince, but there is more…
Pairing: Prince Friedrich x Bridgerton!reader
A/N: so I made some researches about our lovely prince Friedrich and I found out that he never become a king because he was the cousin of the actual King, and now everything makes sense to me. Also, I’ve learned that the Prince’s and Duchess’ marriage wasn’t a happy one, because they didn’t love each other :( Prince Luois Charles should be dead, he died three years after Friedrich birth, but it would be too much complicated so we are going to pretend that we sucks in history and none of us knew it, alright? ;D
warnings: my english :)
PREQUEL 1 - PREQUEL 2
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Here we are, the end of another scandalous London season.
Surely, it has not been boring for everyone. We had found out the diamond of the season, and found out that sometime a pearl can take the most requested heart.
The Duke and Duchess of Hastings are organizing evrything for the last ball of the season, how many scandals it will bring to us?
There are rumors about a separation between the two; was their love just a flame that with the first rain had been turned off?
Well, what we know is that the Duchess’ sister, Miss Y/n, is still enjoying her newborn love with her Charming Prince, and I am more then happy for them.
It seems that Duchess Frederica and Prince Louis Charles of Prussia are coming to visit our lovely Queen Charlotte and their son, Prince Friedrich, is this the only reason? Lady Y/n Bridgerton had been seen quite nervous in these days, fear to meet your future father and mother in law, dear?
What I know far now is that the Prince hasn’t proposed yet, and this could bring doubts in the mind of a young Lady in love. Instead of walking between the streets of the city, the Prince had invited her to see the Palace’s garden more often, but don’t be surprise if you find yourself in front of them; it must be remember that Lady Bridgerton is still one of us, she can’t stay away from her normality too much.
I ask myself what the Royal Family will think about that...will they accept her or they will take the Prince away to return in Prussia and found themself a wife for him?
When it will happen, I’ll be the first to find out. But no need to worry our future Princess, you will charm the Duchess and the Prince as you had charmed Prince Friedrich.
“‘Normality’? Now being normal it’s bad’“ you said offended looking the paper in your hands.
“I am sure she meant nothing bad, my dear.” said your mother sweetly sit in front of you. You were drinking tea at the park all together, your family and Friedrich. He insisted to spend time with them to know all your brothers and sisters, and you couldn’t be more than happy. There were times when Hyacinth and Gregory weren’t polite and quiet as all of you, but he didn’t mind instead he started to play with them or just listen what they had to say.
“There is nothing to worry about, Y/n. In this months I learned to ignore Lady Whistledown’s words if they are not nice things toward someone.” Friedrich said resting his hand on yours that was on the table. You smiled to thank him turning to focuse on the paper resting now on the table in front of you.
“Lady Whistledown had written only good things about you two, sister. I think she likes you, together.” Colin said standing behind your mother chair looking the children in the park.
“Yes, I know...” your voice was a whisper and yu weren’t sure if he had heard you, but you couldn’t move away your eyes from Lady Whistledown’s words. Will Friedrich’s parents accept me? I am not a princess, how can they like me?
Since you knew about their arrival the doubts started to hunt you day and night. The dram of thr last night kept repeting in your mind; you had arrived at the Palace to meet Friedrich, but in the Great Hall you had seen him and Cressida getting married telling the guards to take you away. You knew she would be a better princess then you; she had the behave and the submission that you had never had. You couldn’t deny thet they would be a perfect couple together, but yet he had chosen you and the fear that he might see the mistake he had done when you’ll meet his parents scared you.
The Prince saw a shadow crossing your face while everyone started talking again. You were in your own world with the eyes focused on nowhere and an empty smile on your face.
“I would like to take Miss Y/n for a walk, if you agree Miss Bridgerton.” said Friedrich kindly. Hearing your name woke you up from your trance looking him first and then your mother.
“Of course you can, Prince Friedrich. Y/n is not the one who likes stay sit for a long time.” she said happy. He had always made sure to have her approvation for everything you did together; he valued her thoughts as much as Anthony’s.
“You are right, mother. I find the walks very healthy, indeed.” you took Friedrichìs hand that was kindly offered by him to help you to stand up. Intertwining your right arm with his, you started to walk hearing the footsteps of his guards behind you. They never left him evem when you had lunch at your house, but you didn’t mind, it was for his own safety and you didn’t want anything to happen to him.
After a while, when your family was out of hearing, he took an orange lily at his right and raised it in front of your face. “A flower for your thoughs.”
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You took the beautiful flower in your hand with the first true smile of the day. “Thank you, my Prince. I am sorry if I’ve been revelead to not be a good company today; just...”
“Thoughs.” he finished your sentence understanding. It had already happened sometime that the two of you finished each other’s phrases; it was lovely for the other people and funny for you. “They might be about what Lady Whistledown wrote? When you call me ‘my Prince’ means that something if wrong.”
You brought the flower at your nose to smell its perfume. “Well, I like how it sounds, my Prince.” you smiled amused seeing him lowering his head and laughing. “But it’s not just that. Lady Whistledown had been in our life since months now, I’m used at her words...” you took a breath looking around. “Your father and mother are coming... They might expect that the one who took the Prince’s interest is at least a princess as well, but they are going to see that I am just...me.”
“I stop you here, dear.” he stopped in the middle of the little bridge of the park bringing you in front of him. “They don’t expect nothing if not what my letters said about you, and you know who they are going to see?” he took the flower from your hands breaking the stem and slowly putting the lily in your hair over your ear. His hands made you feel butterfly in your stomach; you didn’t know what your body desired, but you were sure that the little few times he had touched you weren’t enough. “They’ll see that the woman who took my heart is the most clever, beautiful and wonderful woman in the world. Because this, my dear Y/n...” he brought your hands to his mouth kissing them sweetly making you blush with a shy smile on your face. “is who you are.”
“I do not know what I did to deserve your heart, Friedrich, but you took mine long time ago, and I know there are no safest hands that could hold it.” you both stepped closer at the same time finding yourself with only few inches between your bodies. Your chest were almost touching, his breath a little above your lips and your hands still in his big ones. His big blue eyes didn’t leave yours, looking for few seconds your sweet smile.
“I promise you that I will take care of it as you are taking care of mine.” after a while still looking in each other’s eyes, you started to walk again laughing and joking and at the end of the day you felt more relaxed.
You slept all night, and when in the morning Mary, your waitress, came to wake you up you had almost forgotten Lady Whistledown’s words and you were ready to see Friedrich and apologies for the behave you had the day before. You were worry for nothing, even when Mary dressed you and styled your hair who you saw in the mirror was a Lady who looked like a swan in her dress.
When you entered in the living room all the eyes were on you; your brothers stood up quickly while your mother hid something behind the pillow of the couch. “Is everything alright?”
“Yes sister.” “Nothing wrong.” “You look nice in that dress.” they said almost at the same time nervously.
“You are odd.” you said shaking your head and walking toward your mother. “What is happening?”
“I have to tell you something, my dear. Sit down, here.” you sit on the couch beside your mother still confused by the reaction of everyone. “You see, we had found out a thing...you don’t have to-”
“The Duchess and the Prince are here in London!” yelled Hyacinth excited. Your breath froze, the air seemed to be stone because you coudln’t move and all your eyes could focus on was your mother in front of you who now was yelling at your little sister.
“Mama, tell me they are not the Duchess and the Prince of Prussia.” she looked at you sorry trying to find the right words to calm you. “Brothers! Tell me they are not.”
Benedict and Colin ran away from the room closing the door behind them and blocking Anthony with you. He turned around with a nervous smile on his face studying your body language. Impossible. You have grown up hiding your true feelings, with a smile on your face and ready to nod whenever you didn't share the same ideas of your interlocutor because you were a woman, and you had to appear polite not smart. But in a family like yours you couldn’t care less, indeed Anthony could see the bright light of the fear in your eyes.
“Yes, dear sister, the Duchess and Prince of Prussia are arrived tonight. Lady Whistledown talked about it in her morning paper.” he said walking toward the couch that was in front of the one you and your mother were sitting on.
“S-so they’re here.” you looked your mother terrified. “Friedrich said that they would have spent the first few days at the palace or around the city, so I don’t need to worry for now.”
The door opened and one of your manservant enterd in hurry. “Lord Bridgerton, Lady Bridgerton, Miss Bridgerton...” he bowed to all of you. “Prince Louis Charles and Duchess Frederica of Prussia have requested your presence tonight to dine with them at the Palace.” your eyes got wider froze on your seat unable to say something. “And...Duchess Frederica had requested your presence personally, Miss Bridgerton. She wish to know you better and...talk.”
His and your mother’s eyes were fixed on you while Anthony looked in your direction with the corner of his eyes trying to not laugh at your terrified face. “Tell them we will be there.”
The manservant bowed and walked away closing the door behind him. That day all the housemaids, waitress and waiters had the orders to help Anthony, Lady Violet and you in any ways possible to male sure that you would be ready for the dinner with the Royal family. No one questioned your absence around the house, they were all to busy to notice it.
You were in your room, sit on your bed looking the wall opposite of you with Mary beside the mirror waiting for your orders. Nothing was worse than think that all your time with Friedrich, all your laughs and your conversations could be swept away just with a worng word, awkward movement or with the wrog dress.
The fear of losing Friedrich was more painful than you expected. It wasn’t because he was a Prince, no you couldn’t care less about his title when there were just the two of you together. You liked his company, his humor and you had a thing for his voice; sometime happened that he told you thing in german making you loose your mind. You felt save around him, and it wasn’t because the guards always with him, but you knew that he would never let something happen to you; he would protect you with his own body if neccessary. And then, there was the physical part; you liked his eyes, his curly blonde hair, you liked his being taller and muscular than you, you liked when his big hands took yours or when he would put his hand on your wait during a dance. He made you feel strange feelings in your body, feelings you could not tell anyone about.
You..you loved him? What was love? Love was the one that shared your father and mother; love was the feeling that kept together your family; love was Simon who married your sister to not let her fall in a scandal; maybe love was Colin who would refuse to dance with any ladies to dance with Penelope... you were sure that love was the smile on your mother’s face at the wedding of Daphne and Simon.
Was love the flower in your hair? Was love the book on your bedside table that had a sweet note from Friedrich? Was love the fact that he forbide to you and your family to bow when you meet? Was love the shivers you felt on your back everytime you were extremely close to him? Or when he spoke in your ear?
You weren’t sure if what you felt was love, maybe the love arrived after the marriage, or maybe after the first child, but something strong must precede it, right? The same strong feeling you felt inside your chest all the time you thought about him. If it was love, if there were a thiny little chance that what you felt was the true love that mother used to talk about then you had to fight and keep it. No Prince, no Duchess and no Queen could take it away until you said so.
You stood up walking in front of the wardrobe opening it and then turned around to look at Mary whose eyes were already on you. “Mary, I want to look like a princess, tonight.”
“I promise you, Miss Bridgerton, you will be the most beautiful Princess that the world had ever seen.” she said smiling and starting to search the right dress among the ones that your mother made you buy from the modist.
“I’m fine with just the England and Prussia.” you smirked slyly.
Hours passed and finally you were ready to take the carriage with your brother and your mother. Benedict spoke to you before your departure, complimeting your beauty and reassuring you that everything would be fine.
He was right, you were beautiful. Your dress, long and bright blue Bridgerton had gems on the top and the bottom was simple but elegant. You didn’t want to wear to much jewerly, they weren’t your type, so instead you decide to wear a necklace choker with a small diamond in it. Your long arms were free and around your shoulder was a shawl of a colour little more lighter than your dress.
When the door of the throne room opened in fron of you the nervouness made you almost faint. Sit on the thrones were Queen Charlotte and a beautiful woman you suspected to be the Duchess; Friedrich was standing beside the Queen and his father beside his mother.
“Your Majesties: Lady Viole Bridgerton, her son Lord Anthony Bridgerton and her daughter, Miss Y/n Bridgerton.” the guard announced you. You three walked toward the throne smiling even thought you didn’t know who to look at, so you watched the Queen and the Duchess until the end and then, before bowing, you looked at your Prince who was already looking at you and both of you smiled at each other.
Staying bowed in front of the Queen felt like the day you’ve got present to her along with Daphne, but this time Prince Friedrich was there and coming to your side he offered you a hand. You took it and stood up smiling at him. Even thought you charmed him with everything you did, he didn’t want to see you bow in front of him; it seemed like everytime you did it a wall grew up between you two.
“Your Majesties, it’s a honor to all of us to meet you.” said your brother raising up beside you with your mother.
The Duchess stood up and with her husband walked toward you. You couldn’t read their expression at all. The Duchess was a beautiful woman with long blonde curly hair and the Prince was as tall as his son with white hair and a kind face.
You smiled trying to relase your nerves, they both seemed kind and Friedrich spoke about them a lot so yoi kinda knew that they weren’t difficult people, but still their looks made you feel a bit uncomfortable.
“Friedrich didn’t give justice at your beauty, sweetheart.” the Duchess said smiling allowing you to leave a breath of relief.
“You are too kind, Your Grace.” you smiled shyly. You didn't know what to say or what to do, should you say a compliment as well?  
"It's a pleasure meet you, Miss Bridgerton. My son talked a lot about you, all good thing of course.” said his father smiling and kissing your hand.
“I’m flattered, Your Grace. I hope Prince Friedrich didn’t lie too much.” they laughed and invited you and your family into the dining room. You and Friedrich walked together behind your brother and his father and in front of your mothers while the Queen led you through the halls.
“Prince Friedrich?” he asked looking at you with a eyebrow raised offering his arm to walk closer.
“They are the Duchess and Prince of Prussia, I cannot call their son by his first name. It’s inappropriate!” you said amused intertwining your arms together, enjoying that little touch.
“Are you nervous?” he asked kindly giving a quick look behind; your mothers were speaking together whispering and looking at the two of you.
“Why should I? There is my brother, and there is you at my side. I have everything I need right now.” you miled seeing his face light up.
“Then I promise you I will never leave your side until you order me so.” he took your chair like a gentleman helping you to sit and then he sat beside you.
“I think you will have to keep your promise for a long time, Friedrich.” you gave him a sweet smile before looking the others at the table.
The Duchess was sit in front of you beside your mother, you were between Friedrich and your brother while the Queen and the Prince were at the two heads of the table. You offered a smile to everyone noticing that the Duchess’ smile never left her face while you spoke.
They made you questions, what you liked to do, where you met Friedrich and the Prince asked you to tell them about your travel with Colin leaving you surprise by such kindness and curiosity. Friedrich took every chance to speak with you and your mother, wanting to make both feel comfortable, but the Duchess commited herself in a lot of conversation with you.
Once the dinner was ended you hoped that you and Friedrich could have time to walk away like usual, but the Duchess surprised you again.
“Miss Bridgerton, can I have the honor to walk with you a little?” she asked making your eyes grew wider. Friedrich tried to say something but his mother sushed him. “Don’t worry Friedrich, I only want to know her without you men around. Come sweetheart, you can show me the garden.”
You gave a smile to Friedrich trying to reassure more yourself than him. You walked with the Duchess out of the dining room with two guards behind you. “Your Grace...just know that the honor is mine...” you said shyly trying to break that silent.
“Please we are alone, call me Frederica now. My husband is the one who follows the rules.” she took your arm kindly, but you could feel that it was different from when was Friedrich the one who took it.
“I am not sure if I can do it, Duchess.” your sincerity made her laugh.
“Friedrich told me that. You are really a sweetheart, aren’t you?”
“I hope so, You Gra-F...Frederica.” you got out into the garden. The moon was full illuminating all the flowers and the fountains.
“You learn fast! Come, sit down with me. Here, good.” you sat confused starting to wonder the real reason of that walk. “Now, I wished to speak with you alone for a long time.” you nodded to let her keep going. “My son is a charming man, and many women fell for him even before knowing his title. Hi’s handsome, I’m aware of that, but still his heart is kind and big and it’s my duty as a mother to make sure that it will not break for the wrong person. So, I can trust you and leaving his heart in your hands?”
“Of course you can, Your Grace. I have no desire to make Friedrich unhappy or even break his heart. I would never, never do such thing. ” your heart was beating faster and faster afraid that one wrong word and the Duchess would walk away forbidding you to see her son again.
“Good! You can come back to my son then, I’m sure he is worried for you. I’ll stay here to enjoy this beautiful night.” she said relaxed looking the sky. You watched her astonished...did she really believed you? Didn’t she need a speech or a proof?
She seemed so in peace with herself, like that was the happiest moment in her life. You could run away, you could return to your Prince and spend time with him. It was what your body wanted, indeed your legs made you stooding up and walking away. Few steps and your consciouness made you stop, you couldn’t leave her there with just those words.
“Your Grace...” she looked at you like she was already expecting it. “My father died when I was little...I don’t have many memories with him, he was a busy man, but I knew he loved all of us.” she smiled sweetly taking your hand to make you sit again. “I grew up with the stories of my mother about how much they loved each other. It was my favorite tale when I was little and my biggest dream now...you see, I don’t know what is love, I don’t know how to recognise it, but I promised to myself that I would have married for love, the same love that my father felt for my mother and vice versa, the same love that keep my mother waking up every morning alone in the same bed she once shared with the love of her life.” the Queen had tears in her eyes with a hand in front of her mouth. “In your son I found a friend, I found someone with who I can share interests and hobbies. He makes me feel above the moon, and I hope I do the same at him...I don’t know if this is love, but I assure you that nothing will change my feelings for him and could God never forgive me if I will break his heart.”
She hugged you, strongly and warm as your mother was used to do. It didn’t feel strange that the Duchess of Prussia was hugging you, it felt like a second mother. “My marriage was not for love, but I made sure that Friedrich knew the meaning of it. My biggest desire is that a day he would have what I didn’t, and I think I can trust you, dear Y/n.” she smiled wiping away the few tears she had on her cheeks. “Go, we have made my son waiting enough.” you returned inside laughing with the Duchess leaving all of the people inside the living room speechless. “Oh, hi honey. I’m sorry if we did late, you two will make up for the lost time in these days. Now it’s late, should we going to sleep?”
“I agree, Your Grace. Come Y/n, it’s quite a long journey.” said your mother standing up from the couch looking for Anthony who was speaking with the Prince.
“At this time the street are dangerous, Lady Bridgerton. Are you sure you don’t need some guard with you?” asked Queen Charlotte concerned.
“Thank you, Your Highness, but I have to refuse your offer.” Anthony said bowing and taking his hat.
“Such nosense! The Palace has hundreds rooms at least, you could stay here for the night.” Prince Louis suggested looking Anthony for his approval.
“It’s too much, Price Louis. We don’t want to disturb Your Highness even more.” he said polite looking the Queen.
You and Friedrich shared a confused look, what if you would spend the night there? You could see him in the morning and maybe he would walk you at home to stay together longer.
“In some way or another Lady Bridgerton we are destined to be family...” the Queen said looking at you and Friedrich quickly making you both blush. “So I don’t see any problem to let you sleep here for a night. Prince Friedrich wuold never forgive me if something happens to you.”
With astonishment in the face of all of you Bridgerton, the waitress showed you the rooms where you would stay. All the three of you got separeted at some point and you had no idea where were the rooms of your brother and your mother; you didn’t even know where you were.
Your room was huge, full of paintings and books. There was a canopy bed in front of you, the blankets were white, pure as a flower that must be took yet; just like you.
You let your hair free from all the haripins, the long waves caressed your back while you let the dress fell down. You took the corset away, breathing again like you had been drowing; you would sleep in your petticoat that was of the colour of your dress.
Once the curtains were closed, you were ready to go to sleep when you heard someone knocking at your door. Sure that it was your brother or your mother you went to open it before gasping in surprise. Friedrich was in front of you, not in his usual uniform, but with a simple beige shirt and black pants.
“Y-your Gr...I mean Friedrich. I didn’t expect you to come here.” you were afraid; afraid of how easyly seemed in that moment to fall and commit a sin without being seen, and you couldn’t let it happen.
“I know, I am sorry to disturb you. I wanted to make sure if you were ok...I don’t know what you and my mother talked about...” he said smiling. You let out a breath; of course he wasn’t there to tempt you, his intentions were true and it wasn’t his fault if you felt such strange feelings inside you. He wasn’t aware of the battle your body was having with your mind.
“You are so kind, Friedrich. I am more than fine, your mother is really the sweetest person I’ve ever met.” you offered him a smile. “I thank you for your though, but it would be not appropriate if some one see us here alone...”
“I-I know and it was not my intention to insult you in any way coming here. It felt strange being in the same place but not being together...I missed you, Y/n.” you felt your heart melt at his words making you close the door behind you so that you were in the desert hall together.
You took his hand bringing it to your cheek. You close your eyes for few moments enjoying his warm against your skin. “I missed you too, Friedrich, but I had to assure your mother with some business.”
You smiled to each other while he came closer to you with a step. You had never imagined that being at the same distance as when you dance would be different if you two were alone. There was no reason to stop, there was no reason to compose yourself if no one would be able to see you, and you were scared that there was nothing to hold your body to take what it craved so much.
He kissed your hair letting your forehead restin on each other. You noticed that his breath had got heavier just as yours and you had to close your eyes to focus on the situation and not on his lips so close to yours.
He cleared his throat caressing your cheek with his thumb. “A proper gentleman would leave, wishing you a good night and telling you he would wait the morning to come so he could see you again.”
“And a true Lady would thank you for your words and praying to the morning to come faster so that the hours spent alone wouldn’t be too much.” you whispered taking big breath. You felt something tickling inside your stomach, your legs shaking and shivers were emanated from his other hand that now was gently rested on your hip.
“Can...can you hear someone approacing? Listen carefully.” both of you staied silent trying to control your breaths so that you could hear better.
No noise arrived at your ears, only the whisper of the night that brought sinful suggest. You shaked your head slowly, not wanting to break the silent that was hugging you, hiding your bodies from the people out there.
He opened his mouths few times, trying to say something but the words died in his throat. He was distracted by so many things...your skin under his hand, the blush on your cheeks... he was drunk of your parfume and your breath on his lips was like a magnet to him; a magnet too strong for his own soul.
He brought his lips on yours, slowly and kindly, leading you on the street of the pleasure. Your body was completely under his control; your hands went to caress his hair while his hand that was on your cheek lowered slowly on your neck. His thumb kept moving on your skin while the hand went on the back of your neck, knowing that you would not be the first to break the kiss, but keeping your body hypnotized by his touch.
He kept his movement slow even when the kiss got deeper. You were sure he knew what he was doing, because when you felt your legs shaking even more he made your back rest on the door closed behind you.
Your body knew what to do, your lips moved with his like it was something you had done every day, and oh god you wished you could. Now that you had tasted him, now that you were feeling his lips on yours and his hands touching your body like he never did, you wanted more. You were sure that you couldn’t have enough of him from that day on, because once you know the sweet taste of a sin, you can’t stop.
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thekatebridgerton · 3 years
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An offer from a Gentleman quick review
So I re read An offer From a gentleman today. and here are my thoughts.
Benedict is still a clueless himbo, seriously, we love him for it, but he’s oblivious to Sophie being the woman in silver and that will never not be funny. This book served to remind me of one thing about Ben tho: he’s got a temper for all he’s the perfect prince charming. We might all forget that he can get angry, but when he does, it’s kind of fun. 
Sophie, you guys know what I think about Sophie, she’s one of the most perfect Bridgerton heroines, she’s strong and corageous and so hopeful despite having the most tragic backstory of all the Bridgerton characters. You just want to root for her and cheer her on because she’s been trough so much and she deserves to be happy. Sophie is just so precious, really. I may not gush that much about Sophie out of respect for all the sit she went trough in AOFAG but if you guys want to talk about her, I’m a fan. Super mega fan. Sophie is and will always be the best suggar bun ever. She needs to be protected and loved and cuddled like the gem she is. girl needs more appreciation.
Also, it was so cathartic when Sophie punched Araminta!. I mean all the book you just keep thinking in your head, Araminta deserves to get a punch in the face, Araminta is asking for a punch. that when Sophie actually does it, you feel so triumphant. yayyy for Sophie punching Araminta!!  if someone can please fanart it I will pay you in aesthetics or fanfic.
Benedict is lucky Sophie loves him because he’s not likely to find anyone better and he knows it. That’s why he’s so eager to marry her. And that’s ultimately, why I forgive Benedict for being a classist jerk for most of the book. At the end of the story he learns from his mistakes and picks a life with Sophie away from the ton rather than a life in the ton without Sophie. It’s a pretty big sacrifice and it speaks about Benedict’s growth as a person.
highlights of this book that aren't Ben and Sophie:
Violet: She plays favorites among her sons and Benedict is obviously it. This is the book where we see Violet at the height of her most maternal moments. 
Penelope: As you know in AOFAG it’s the book where we get the infamous scene where Colin declares he will never marry Penelope. What I’d forgotten was that Penelope in her Wistledown sleuth sense managed to recognize Sophie as the lady in silver before Benedict did. So that was a fun Easter egg. 
Colin: So sweet when Benedict and Colin are talking and they tell each other I love you. that’s just so pure so bright. 
Posy Reiiling: Awww Posy, you earned a little place in my heart for always trying to be kind to Sophie. As far a stepsisters go, Posy tried her best. And I’m glad she later ended up happily married and away from Araminta as mentioned in TSPWL. 
Conclusion: As the Bridgerton book with the most tragic themes, this one goes is in my #4 favorite out of all the 8. It was well written, well paced, the characters had depth. I loved it, even if I was crying #JusticeForSophie during most of the book. I think from now on Benophie will figure more in my funny memes because honestly I don’t give them enough attention as it is.
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killian-whump · 3 years
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Game Night! [Liveblog #4]
I’m gonna try to finish up the last game and the end of the video in this post, so we better get right to it!
The last game they’re going to play is called Quiplash. Okay, they’re going to be given a prompt... and whoever finishes the quip in the funniest way wins. Kat warns that she’s a master at this and that everybody’s going down. Colin seems impressed by her bravado, but incensed to win nonetheless. “Here we go,” says Sam unenthusiastically 😂
AND THE GAME IS ON!!!
...or it’s meant to be on. Sam’s not joined the game yet. Seems to be having some sort of technical difficulty. “You scared of losing, Sam?” Colin asks helpfully. “All the rest of us got in pretty easy...”
Sam has joined. His name is now Colonislosin 😂 It’s hard to see exactly how it’s spelled. I don’t think any of them can see it that clearly, either. Sam has to tell them what it says.
“We’ll see,” Colin says. “We’ll see.”
The game begins. “It’s more like Col-on is losin,” Sam says. “Col-on.”
The audio is breaking all up in this segment, and Josh even comments on “Low internet signal. We’re doing great.” Hmm. I paid $10 for this, you damn well better find a stronger internet signal.
ROUND 1! The first quip is: We can all agree that... The two answers are: “Covid sucks” and “Josh... is... hairy” “Covid sucks” wins ~ and Colin gets all the points.
The second quip is: A terrible name for a funeral parlor. The two answers are: “Happy Times Palace” and “We put the Fun in Funeral” “We put the Fun in Funeral” wins ~ and Kat gets all the points.
The third quip is: “Knock Knock” “Who’s There?” The two answers are: “Me DUH” and “Get the fuck away from my door” “Get the fuck away” wins and Josh gets most of the points. Colin gets some too, I think, for his answer, because Sam voted for it.
The fourth quip is: “Something that would make a creepy replacement for the horses on a merry-go-round.” The two answers are: “Mini Josh’s” and “Creepy Princes” AREN’T THOSE THE SAME THING?! 😂 “One and the same,” says Sammy. “You don’t want to sit on a mini Josh, do you?” Sam ponders. Josh forgets to even vote, and Sam gets points for “Mini Josh’s”
At the end of Round 1, Sam is in the lead, with Kat and Colin tied for second.
I wanna take this moment to apologize for how BORING this post is so far. During the games, all five people (the three stars, Josh, and Sammy the producer) are in these miniscule windows on the far right of the screen. You can barely even see them. And during this game, there’s little to no conversation going on between/during the quips. As much fun as this game might be to play, it’s not a lot of fun to watch. The last one was better, but even that tended to DRAG for the audience at home. Josh really needs to work on the games he’s having stars play if he plans to keep charging $10 a month to watch this stuff. Also, the audio keeps breaking up in this segment, so even when they talk, some of it’s hard to decipher.
“I respect that Colin is doing this instead of reading bedtime stories to his children tonight,” Josh says as everyone’s entering in their answers for Round 2. “[That’s] how committed I am,” Colin replies. Kat says something that is so broken up, I can’t even begin to figure out what it is. Something about bedtime stories and Colin’s kids. It’s probably funny. 🤷‍♀️ I’m getting mad about my $10 gift card being gone again.
Alright. Round 2.
Quip #1: It never ends well when you mix ___ and ___. Answers: “poo and oatmeal” and “Sam and Josh” Okay, that second one is gold. Who did that? Apparently Colin did “poo and oatmeal” and Kat did “Sam and Josh”. Bless her. Colin gets the points with more votes, though.
Quip #2: The worst car feature that ends with “holder” Answers: “penis” and “diaper” Sam is just blinking rapidly. Now he’s laughing. “How does that work?” he asks. No one answers. “But I wanna know,” he says. “How does it work?” Josh wins the points with his “penis” answer - which Colin voted for, by the way - but no one cares now. “Does it move?” Kat asks. “Or does it just-” “Don’t ask too many questions,” Josh says. “What kind of size is it?” Sam asks. “Is it stationary or is there a motor feature?” Kat asks. “Maybe it’s a good idea...” Sam concludes, as Josh laments the kind of dreams he’s going to have now.
The third quip is literally happening in the background now, as everyone talks about the penis holder. Colin is noticeably silent on the topic XD
Quip #3: Something upsetting you could say to the cable guy as he installs your television service. Answers: “you smell like fart” and “want to see my murder room?” I’m sitting here going, “don’t be Colin, don’t be Colin” while simultaneously knowing 100% that Colin absolutely typed “you smell like fart” into his phone and... Yeah. Yeah, I’m right. That was him 😂 And he got 0 points. “Oh, boooo,” says Colin. Honey... Honey, I’m sorry, but that was bad.
Quip #4: The name of the reindeer Santa did not pick to pull his sleigh. Answers: “ohdeer” and “tipsy” Neither of these are very good. I hate this game. Kat gets the points with “tipsy”.
OH WOW, YOU GUYS. The final points are tallied and...
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WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY?! Colin is LOSING?!?! I mean, I know “you smell like fart” was bad, but this is unbelievable! I call shenanigans!!!
Colin is literally sitting forward in his chair now, lmao. The determination is intense, you guys. I once again cannot handle him right now. I wish he wasn’t in the teeny tiny window so I could show you guys better, but look at him getting his fucking game face on:
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This man is a peanut and I love him with every fiber of my being. Look at him being a competitive little somesuch in last place. I can’t, you guys. Bury me here, etc, etc, I’m just a goner for this ridiculous man.
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O’DONOINTENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last Round: Quip: Strange side effect to hear during a drug commercial. Answers: “cream cheese will come out of your butt” “seeing double horowitz” and “the screams of baboons” - there’s only three because Kat didn’t get her answer in before the time was up. Aaaaaaand the sound’s breaking all up again 😣 Josh is wondering what the point is of voting, if all you’re doing is giving points to your competitors. “Do you have to give all three votes?” Colin asks. “See,” Josh says. “Colin is thinking strategically, like me.” “Well, I’m not entirely sure the other two, I think, deserve any more than one point.” But it’s... it’s the WAY he says it, OH MY GOD, lol. Lemme... I gotta... Okay, I screen recorded it for you guys.
That O’Donosass is actually almost worth $10, you guys.
Which is good, because the audio is getting worse and worse on this and it’s starting to piss me off. Anyway! Everybody’s got a lot of points, because those were ALL good answers (Colin’s was “the screams of baboons” which I quite like). Let’s see the final tally...
Josh is the winner! But Colin managed a come-from-behind close second, so I’m really proud of him :D Sam mentions how Josh invited them all there to play games and then BEAT them. Josh is closing out the show, saying he hopes everyone enjoyed it... “I enjoyed it,” Josh says "But maybe that’s just 'cause I won at the very last second.” “No, well, you won ONE,” Colin cuts in. “You won ONE game.”
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SERIOUSLY. BURY ME RIGHT THERE 😂😂😂
“Colin won the first round,” Josh says.
“...and then we have these two other people.”
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Incidentally, I wish everyone’s webcams were as clear as Kat’s.
Anyway, now there’s some sweet summing up... and Josh hawking everyone’s current projects... (gee, it’s like this is promotional content or something) and the show closing down and-
“Can I win next time?” asks Sam Heughan.
~ The End ~
I hope you guys had fun reading this. I gotta say...  this one video isn’t worth $10. I can see if you’re a huge fan of Josh’s or really into celebrity culture, $10 a month might be a fine price to pay for a bunch of this kind of content... but for a one-time video when your fave happens to show up on his channel? Nah. He really should have a “one time access” fee available for individual videos that’s a LOT less. Like, I’m talking, like... $1 or 2. This is literally a zoom call... and as such, the quality’s only as good as his guests’ webcams and audio and everyone’s internet connections. Also, I found the game format enticing... but ultimately boring due to the games chosen. The Would You Rather was the most fun of the three, because we actually got to hear from the stars and get some banter going. The games relied too much on the stars interacting with their devices instead of each other or anyone really engaging the audience. Honestly, if it was any of my faves other than Colin in this video, I might not have even watched the whole thing. Colin’s adorable competitive streak and eagerness to win play games is what kept me watching. The idea is cute, but it needs some work. And the price is too high - especially with the audio issues in the last ten minutes or so. That’s my final verdict.
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Morgana was my favorite character on Merlin. I just want to thank you for putting into words all that I never could. I was so angry about what happened with her character but Katie SOLD it so well. It's one thing to play the pompous prince who grows in2 this legendary king mostly due to the emotional labor of others, or this meddling magician who carries the weight if a fantastical world. None of the characters were 1 note, but Morgana was just--so beyond in my opinion. And I hated her ending :(
I absolutely had zero complaints about Katie McGrath's performance. In fact, she's the reason I'm asking "what happened to make her this way???" and not "who are you and what have you done with Morgana."(Also, Morgana collected stabbings the way Lena collects head trauma. She deserved better.)And I don't even really have any complaints about Arthur, either. He showed a lot of growth that developed naturally with experience, and I had no difficulty accepting him as the legendary king. (He's charming and sweet and receptive to criticism, despite a life as manipulated as Morgana's. They would have made excellent co-rulers.)It's Merlin I abhor. Not Colin Morgan, but Merlin. As a character he consistently fucked up everyone's lives and didn't see an ounce of comeuppance or growth from it. Even at the end, when he's condemned to an eternity alone, we're supposed to empathize with him, and *not* see it as his just reward. (And also FUCK Merlin for being able to influence Aithusa away from Morgana. I wanted Aithusa to say fuck you and singe his eyebrows off in defense of Morgana.)
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you can do all the questions, but I am especially dying to know the anti-otp/notp for Once
hahaha this will be fun, i am now remembering that i have (and have had in the past) some strong and controversial opinions about this show lmaoooo. i did have fun watching (most of) the show. don’t get me started on ouat and male rape as a plot device -- we will be here all day if i start to talk about how salty i was, and honestly, weirdly, still am about that. without further ado
my favorite female character: Emma Freaking Swan, my bitch love her and her determination and her passion and her everything honestly. she had so many shitty life experiences 10/10 deserved a better childhood than the one she got.
my favorite male character: Killian Jones. my boy! he of the angst, eyeliner, secret soft heart and terrible adaption to modern technology. he also had such a tough life and a shitty childhood and 10/10 deserved better. i was (and still am, on the DL) a huge CS shipper. im still so happy they found each other and that they got married!
my favorite book/season/etc: oh wow this is tough, can i just say the 2 part episode where emma and hook end up back in time minus the maid marian returns subplot??? cause uhhh that’s it. also the neverland arc; that was super well plotted and the point in the show where i felt the most sympathy for rumple, who i later just couldn’t stand. he should have stayed dead after his redemption suicide death at the end of the neverland arc, send tweet idc if this is a controversial opinion lol
my favorite episode (if its a tv show) see above “cs the movie” the ball scene, hooks “prince” outfit. snow turning into a bug and charming recognizing her, emma and hook kissing for realsies, emma “im uhhh princess leia” swan, peak rumple sass, “i’m in the book now” guhhhhhhh regina and robin bein’ cute af together. the belle/rumple wedding scene with their vows paired with scenes of all the other canon pairings shit woooo boi i die. let’s pretend the marian “im actually zelena” shit never happened shhhhhhhhh!
my favorite cast member: Colin O’Donoghue, he just seems so upbeat and fun??? also big love to ginnifer goodwin and josh dallas who became like, actual real life snow/charming and are very obviously very in love.
my favorite ship: captain swan full stop. my babies! wholesome, full of soft romantic moments! both hot af! i still, on occasion go on some serious CS fic reading binges because the CS fan community is full of fun people and frankly AMAZING fic writers whom i love dearly. so many, good AUs which i am a huge sucker for ....
a character I’d die defending: Emma! *Puts on the “Emma Swan deserves happiness and love today and always” t-shirt and wears it always.*
a character I just can’t sympathize with: rumple, but only, like, in later seasons. he just ... keeps fucking stuff up and never learns it was ... aggravating. i felt like after they made him suddenly not dead the first time they couldn’t figure out what to do with him so they just .... used him as a bland chaos agent, which was honestly a disservice to his character which in seasons 1-3 had real development, good plots and was well crafted as a morally-grey edging on immoral dude!
a character I grew to love: ??? this is, like, weirdly hard for me?? i think i just, liked the characters i was gonna like from the get-go and ended up disliking some characters that i originally liked in the beginning. does it count if i say elsa and anna? i was not super about the fact that they decided to basically shoe-horned in frozen at all because i was kinda irritated over the whole huge frozen hype, so i was kinda expecting to be just mildly annoyed by the frozen characters being in once, but i ended up not really being because they were just ... kinda sweet?? especially anna.
my anti otp: lol definitely sw@nqueen. no one can change my mind. outside of the fact that i just don’t like this ship (though i can see why there were a bunch of people that saw it/shipped it) so many of the people in that ship were just ... awful to like, the actors and to the people in the captain swan camp and i was not here for it -- like i have to say that was definitely the big influencer in making me like, be super anti-sw@nqeen when i had just been pretty low-key not a fan of the ship. also, i just don’t think as a relationship in practice it would be a healthy or good one. plus ... uhhh i know @rockford-peach​ you really like regina, but post, like season 3 i kinda got tired of her, even though i really wanted to like her for a long time. i think it was largely because she got the shitty character non-development from the writers, which is honestly a damn shame because she started out so compelling??? i was, uhhh kinda mad about it at the time i think.
it’s been a long time since ive been really into once, but i had some very strong opinions that got me All Fired Up about that show for a long time that i have mostly zen-ed out about now. lbr i had a lot of fandom opinions that really Fired Me Up as a teenager that i have zen-ed out on since becoming one whole adult person. typing this out gave me war flashbacks lmaoooo. wowie this got looong.
also i love u and hope you are holding up ok in these trying and frankly shitty times. virtual hugs! this was a wild (but fun) time!
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I see Klaus as moving to town to explore new scents, and the wildly different flowers that grow in the 3 towns that promise so many possibilities. Lisette, being the local Expert on flowers, would be his first stop for information, and his guide around town to show off where the best flowers grow. they’d work out a system to sell his perfumes in her shop and see each other regularly ether when he comes to pick up certain flowers, or to drop off the next batch of perfumes to sell. over time he would explore the other towns, meeting the people and learning more about the kinds of scents they enjoy, the types of flowers they have, and other interesting scents that make each town unique.
(Do yourself a favor and read all of it.)
once he feels comfortable enough with his familiarity around each town, he would invite Lisette out on her days off to explore, showing her the various flowers he’s found and listening to her tell him all about their meaning and history. soon seeing them wandering about the towns every Tuesday and Thursday becomes a regular occurrence, looking like a proper couple right out of a Jane Austin novel to everyone but themselves, with the only exception being bad weather, when Klaus still comes to see her anyway. instead they share tea and stories about their pasts, how they got into their professions, and their hobbies. Especially Lisette’s, with hers on full display around her home. it’s here that they learn of their mutual interest in fairy tales. Lisette may coyly comment on how princely he looks, so dapper and gentlemanly (and in her favorite color to boot!). he might teasingly reply that he’s far too old to be a prince, like the ones in her stories, and warns her that she should be careful who she shares such sweet, innocent smiles and kind words with, lest a big bad wolf comes to gobble her up. Lisette might not entirely know what he means by that, but does know she’d like to see what that’s like, if only from him.
from then on they’re completely smitten, but refuse to admit it. Lisette a little too embarrassed and shy to just come out and admit her feelings for him, and Klaus too self-conscious about his age to doom her to such a life, on the off chance she, heaven forbid, actually return his feelings. she is still so young and innocent after all, and deserves someone closer to herself in age to be her prince, like Wayne, who certainly knows how to make every girl feel special.
but that doesn’t make their interactions any less awkward. they still want to spend as much time together as possible, even if neither one will admit it, and their jobs allow for exactly that. and neither can help themselves, teasing each other on their bi-weekly walks around the towns to collect new flowers. her flirty hints in the hopes of encouraging him to admit any feelings he may have for her always only resulting in an equally teasing flirty quip, but nothing more.
at least until their banter distracts her one day while she’s pulling flowers from a rosebush and she’s stuck by a thorn. she cries out in pain and surprise, and he rushes to her side suddenly beside himself with concern. but it’s only a small thorn, and he pulls it easily from her delicate little finger.
and as he’s holding her hand gently between his own, it’s now that neither one can deny how they feel. not after a display like that. yet neither still can find their words. his panic is still causing his heart to race. or perhaps it’s the look on her face. surprise, awe, and love, framed by the same warm pink as the roses she was attempting to pick dusted across her cheeks. or perhaps it was even the way her delicate little fingers have begun to curl around his, every little movement sending electricity down his spine.
instead, they simply lean closer, unbeknownst to ether of them until they’re inches apart. her eyes are half lidded, begging him to close the gap between them, and finally, he does.
word gets around instantly of course. doesn’t help that Wayne saw the entire thing while doing his rounds, as did Colin and Noel who were playing by the pond with Dessie when the two walked over to the rosebush in the first place. with those three, of course everyone knows, even in the other towns! (thanks Wayne)
Lisette is ecstatic, of course, but also embarrassed whenever they get knowing smiles from the people they pass on their beloved walks, now with their fingers ever laced together. Klaus is also a bit bothered by it, mostly because he was worried about their age gap, but it seems he’s the only one concerned with that. everyone else seemed to think it was about damn time!
it’s on one of these walks that he comments to Lisette that the weather on Lulukoko’s beach makes him want to go horseback riding, as he used to do in his younger years. Lisette is completely enthralled with the image of him riding atop a horse like the dashing prince that he is in her eyes, and he promises to take her on a ride should they get the chance. he can’t promise her a white horse, but he will do his best to treat her like a princess anyway, even if that wasn’t something she adored, as he simply can’t help himself. but this of course is one of the many things she loves about him. 
she has also begun to really love the rain. at least when it rains on her days off, as when it rains on those days and they stay inside, he finally makes good on all his teasing promises to sweep her into his arms, share gentle kisses and sweet nothings, without the worry of being overheard and all their private business being the talk of the town again.
that is, until one day, Klaus comes by to drop off the day’s inventory of perfumes, and notices a young man in the shop. he’s inviting her to tea, and she laughs her sweet laugh, and then agrees! Klaus, overwhelmed, quickly ducks back out the door and down the path back home.
Lisette follows, shocked by his sudden departure, but she’s much shorter than he is and is unable to catch up to him until he’s already in the middle of town. she’s so distracted trying to catch up with him that she doesn’t notice a horse coming right at them! Klaus, the ever quick thinker, manages to sweep her into his arms and pull her out of the way of the panicked animal. the nearby vender apologizing profusely as she chases after the poor thing right out of town.
Klaus immediately begins scolding Lisette for being so reckless. she could have been seriously hurt! but Lisette doesn’t care. she wants to know why he left, and why he refused to answer when she called out to him.
Klaus is quiet for a moment, before he admits that seeing her with that young man gave him…doubts. she deserves someone her own age, and someone as popular as her could have her pick of any of the young men in town.
“To be frank, you are so friendly and popular that I have to wonder if you truly want to be with an old man like myself.”
Lisette only smiles, though it is a sort of sad smile, and pulls him into a tight hug.
“There is nothing we can do to shrink the gap in our ages, and no matter what that gap is, I still want to be with you. So instead of worrying over who "looks like” a better match for whom, I trust you when you say that you love me.“
he can only stand there, holding her tightly in return, too overwhelmed with conflicting emotions to speak. Lisette then takes the opportunity to inform him that the young man in the store is in fact already married, and the offer of tea was with his wife who is also Lisette’s age, as she loves the flowers he buys from her and thought they would make good friends. finally, he begins to relax.
"But if it does get to be too much, neither of us should hold it inside. We should open up to each other and discuss it. If you ever grow unsure of my feelings say so. I will tell you as many times as you with to hear it.”
of course, being in the middle of town, they’ve become quite the spectacle once again. Noel is gawking at them like the little romantic she is, eyes sparkling and barely containing her giggles. the couple quickly hurry back into her shop before the prying eyes become too much.
months pass and Klaus becomes more accustomed to her more flirty customers, secretly taking delight in the fearful looks he gets when he enters the store, clearly intimidating the young men into more proper behavior for a lady of her status. he has even become more bold, leaving soft kisses across her temple or cheek right in front of them whenever he gets the chance.
and though it embarrasses her to no end, Lisette also absolutely loves it.
but of course, the tables turn when Lisette invites him to join her at one of Miranda’s concerts. now it’s her turn to feel jealous and self-conscious, as she watches as he’s completely enthralled with her voice, just as everyone else is.
but true to their word, she pulls him aside, and informs him of her feelings. she feels childish and selfish, becoming jealous of her dear friend Miranda, but Klaus just thinks it’s cute, and he’s glad she feels she can be open with her feelings. she doesn’t appreciate being teased, but he persists, informing her of how happy he is to have such a cute princess and kisses her cheek, before they return to the concert.
it’s around this time that Lisette begins to feel more and more lonely the longer they’re apart. she decides one night to make some herb cookies and  make her way down to his home. he’s shocked to see her, out so late and so far from home, but here his love is, with a basket of freshly baked cookies and asking to enjoy them together under the stars. how could he possibly refuse?
they go to one of their favorite spots, a clearing full of flowers but tucked away from prying eyes. and it’s now when they’re alone, blanketed by the night sky, that she begins to spill her thoughts to him. before they met, she adored her fairy tales, daydreaming regularly of her own fairy tale romance where her prince would come and sweep her off her feet, taking her away to a world filled with only happiness and love. but now that she has Klaus, she’s realized she was in love with a naive idea of love, but now she understands. love is complicated, and has its ups and downs. love can have insecurities and fears, especially if it’s a bit unusual. but through dedication and love, and communication, they’ve made it through.
and speaking of communication, it’s time she admit something. the late night snack was just an excuse. while she did wish to reward his hard work, she’d begun to miss him terribly, and the cookies were just an excuse to spend the evening with him. those lonely nights can be so hard after all, but she still felt like she needed an excuse to come and see him so late in the evening.
he reminds her that the road is dangerous at night, it isn’t safe for her to be wandering around alone. she laments that they can’t be together more often, and he agrees. to be the first thing he sees first thing in the morning and the last thing at night would be-
he cuts himself off, the embarrassment of what he’s admitting to catching up with him, but she’s caught his meaning anyway.
she lets him know that, if he truly feels the same way she does, that she will wait for him to be ready. still embarrassed, he agrees, and they spend a few more blissful hours sharing sweet kisses under the stars before he escorts her home for the evening.
and a month later, after a much-anticipated proposal in a certain hot air ballon at a particularly romantic festival, they are finally wed.
after so many years, Lisette finally gets her happily ever after with her dear prince charming.
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Pre Song Activity in J’s eyes
God I am so sick of these activities. I watch as Harry eats them up. I am so sick of the 4 eyed weirdo fuck. It used to be fun but everything is just the same and expected. Watching his wanna be friends all the time is driving me nuts. I rather hang with G. G for fucks sake.
“I am gonna go with Sasuke and Aerith because over thick and thin they have stayed together and I think thats really awesome.” The yellow haired demon boy actually had an articulate thought go figure. 
Why do people keep voting for them? Does a ps2 controller dating a helium balloon count as a couple? 
“Hmmm I wanna go with Joni and Noah for this. I just think they seem to work together besides not having sex and thats like a big fead if you can be together without fucking.” 
Hmm least with them I haven’t watched them into the depths of hell like all the cool kids. I can use this vote to justify to harry watching them. Wait fuck him I don’t need to justify shit to him and his narcissistic eyes will go for it so he doesn’t seem weird to say no. He’ll probably even somehow say it was his idea. Why do I hang out with him? He didn’t used to be like this. He wasn’t so bad, we had fun. When the camp was smaller and younger this was more fun. Now he’s an asshole and longs to be one of the cool kids it fucking embarrassing. He keeps stealing grays jacket which I assumine he thinks by wearing makes him super awesome when really its just fucking pathetic. 
“I vote for Squall and Cloud hands down.”
Do they even count as a couple? I notice they both look uncomfortable and move a little away from each other. I could see Harrys eye glaring, people aren’t taking this serious enough for him. He pauses the screen. 
“JJJZEEEE they are being stupid!” He pouts out his lips and makes me want to punch his smug stupid face.
“What do you want me to do?” 
“Drug the next person to say a couple like hmmm.” He pauses like he doesn’t know what hes going to say when I know full well he fucking does. “Lana and Marcus.”
“You just want to fuck Lana so you want people to talk about her, they are barely a couple so that be weird.”
“Ewwee No! Harrys weewee doesn’t think that way.” 
I hear Paige in the background asking if he really did just refer to his penis as a “weewee”
“Fuck sorry I forgot your virgin ass doesn’t know how to fuck”
“I had sex with ginny thank you very much!” He does his head back and forth tilt that makes me want to strangle him 
“Having sex 500 years ago doesn’t count.”
“Nope Harry wins. Hmm hmm!” The head tilt again
“ARGHHHHH just keep watching I don’t want to drug people maybe someone says it.”
Harry looks disappointed but obliges. 
“Ummm I gonna go with Joni and Noah also. There's just something sweet about them that I admire.”
I look around and notice that Gray seems pissed over this. “Hey Harry look at Gray” I zoom in on him. 
Harry at the sound of his crushes name perks up and leans in to look. 
“Heehee he is! We should drug Joni to come on to him and then just when they are about to fuck make her stop! I bet he’ll rape the stupid cunt!” Harry continues to laugh at what I am guessing he thinks is a very funny joke. 
I sigh and play around doing a quick zoom over the rest of the people in the circle. Most look bored or stoned. Thank god Harry and me started not allowing everyone to participate in these or it would take all fucking day. 
I look over at Thomas and Memo both happily doing what they want to do. How I envy them. I have been doing this so long I don’t even remember what I used to do for fun. 
Tifa is finishing up talking about why she voted for Colin and Terra. A couple so genuinely happy people seem to forget about them. Everyone seems so fueled by drama and they aren’t entertaining enough for people. I look around and notice they didn’t make it to activity. I click around and find them playing in a river together. Laughing and happy. Colin picks her up and spins her around. Kissing her gently before setting her down. Sigh. I look back at activity. Holy fuck the bitch is still talking. Someone musta interrupted her or does she really not know when to shut the fuck up. You’d think getting raped so many times would put her in her place but no it empowered the dumb bitch. Harrys eyes are glued to the screen in a gross possessive way. He looks like a torturer watching his victims scream for help. A douchey smile playing on his face. I hate him. 
“Shut the fuck up you cow, I have better things to do”
Thank you Sasuke
“Like what jerk off.” Tifa sneers back
“Sure jerk off and cum right in my girlfriends face. She uses it as moisturizer.” He winks at Aerith and she lets out her bimbo laugh “oh Sasuke!!” 
Harry bounces in “OKAY NA-EXT!”
Oh fuck its Jenn. Why did we put two shitty people next to each other?
“Harry can we skip her?
He clicks around “Done and Done hm hm!”
Aiden is next okay good hes usually quick and entertaining. 
“I think you all suck ass and no one deserves my vote” He crosses his arms definitely. 
:”Umm no thats not how this works” Harry chimes “Pick.”
Aiden glazes around looking for someone to target. “Fine. I vote Sasuke and Aerith they deserve each other.”
“Sasuke! Look we won!”
“We didn’t win you dumb bitch what do you mean we deserve each other” I see Sasuke turn on his sharnagin. 
“Oh you know your both shitty and shitty fucks deserve each other.”
“Your talking big game for someone who couldn’t handle a lil break up. Did Booboo lose his mind over that? JENN DON'T GO I LOVE YOU BAM BAM. YOU’LL ALL I HAVE STAB STAB. Does booboo need a hug.”
Aidens eyes also goes red and he stands up grabs Jenn and starts walking away 
“Umm no you can’t leave the activity!” Harry whines at them.
Aiden doesn’t look back and Jenn has a look of a scared doe but also like my prince is saving me. 
“Just let them go they already went”
Harry begins to protest but Rikku starts talking before he can
“I think the best is me and Zack”
Someone yells they aren’t even dating anymore. Another yells how they didn’t know you could vote for yourself 
“I’ll allow it” Harry says. This is the only time he has power and he loves reminding people of whose in charge. 
“We were so cute and awesome and we are they best! Okay I am done!”
I look around and count only a handful of people left. Thank God 
“Imma say my fav is Yorichi--- ----------
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