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yoyokslut · 2 days

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Oh he looks so cute wrapped 'round my finger.

Mason Mount x reader

a/n: i was getting ready for a birthday party and idk why but i just started to imagine how would it be like with mason being there lol so enjoy i guess

Okay imagine you're getting ready to go out either by yourself or together

You're doing your makeup just focusing on leave it as perfect as you can

And he's just sitting on the bed, leaning on the headboard with his hands behind his head watching you

Baby boy literally has heart eyes while staring at you and thinking how lucky he is to have you in his life, how lucky he is to love and be loved by you, how honored he is because you allowed him to be your boyfriend out of all men in the world, you choose him

And sometimes he would think out loud

"your beauty is out of this world" "so you're telling me i pulled all that" "love, you are so beautiful i can't stop staring at you" "you are glowing" "i'm definitely the luckiest man on the planet"

You would be blushing like CRAZY

And guess what? Yes

He'd be teasing non-stop

"babe, stop" you'd say covering your face "look at you, my little red tomato" he'd remove your hands from your face and stroke your cheeks with his "more like a strawberry because you are the cutest" and he would place kisses all over your face

He would ask for every product you use and what it does

"what's that for?" "to get rid of shine" "and that?" "to give shine"

He would end up more confused and would just limited to watch your every step

He would also help you get dressed if you're wearing a dress or corset or help you put your heels on

"i can put them on myself, babe, no need to bother" "no, you don't need to bother, my pretty princess doesn't need to do anything by herself when i'm around"

He's so smitten he would do anything ANYTHING for his girl

And just because he loves teasing and getting you upset or frustrated (bc it's his favorite hobby)

After you put lipstick or lipgloss he would be kissing you so you have to reapply it because he's messing it up and he's just laughing about it

"you jerk! Mason, stop!! We're gonna be late" you say trying to get away from him but he holds you tighter so you can't escape while he makes fun of you "it's not funny" a little giggle would escape you "then why are you laughing?" he says while arching a brow "i hate you" "i love you too, baby" he'd whisper before joining your lips in a tender kiss

#mason mount #mason mount x reader #mason mount fluff #mason mount headcanon

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tiyanasfantasy · 3 days

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He’s Mine ❦.

wussupp 😼!

i’m bored and i was watching this tiktok and it had this sound and i wanted to write something for it soo, yea

im still getting used to writing again so don’t expect nothing too good, ALSO TY FOR THE LOVE ON MY LAST POST 🥹!

i jus wan 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽..

EREN x Blackfem!Reader ❦.

Warnings: Language, not proofread,Yall a lil toxic,

enjoy ❦.

you and connie broke up everyday, this was nothing new.

y’all had got into an argument today because some girl had responded to his story on instagram saying “#NeedThat” and this boy thought it was funny and started entertaining it, even tho he was mostly trolling and you and him both know he’d never cheat it still made you mad cause… wtfk??

“bro yn you overreacting, you know ion want that btc, you actin like i was asking her on a date or sum shii, ian even say nothing that indicated i wanted her.” he said while he was waving the phone around in your face trying to show you he had blocked her.

“ion gaf bout you blocking her, why tfk you texting her back and entertaining her anyways?? you know how embarrassing ts is for me?”

eren lowk knew he was wrong and that he should just give in and tell you he’s sorry, but the nga so stubborn and sassy that he just had to win the argument.

“you know what yn, ionc no more you wanna be mad, be mad, im tired of yo shii.”

he walked over to the dresser and put on a shirt, then grabbed his keys and started walking towards the front door.

“so you just leaving ? like you always do when you know you wrong, it’s not that fucking hard to apologize instead of acting like a lil btc about it.”

one thing about eren, he don’t play that b wrd shii.

he turned around and looked at you (he was muggin real hard 2)

“bro, keep running yo fkin mouth, see what happen” idk who he was feelin like, but he was pointing all in yo face n shii.

“boy you better gtf outta my face”

he scoffed and started walking to the door again, before he left out he said “we done” you rolled your eyes and said “type shii”

like i said before, this wasn’t nothing new. you knew he was gone be back in the next 24 hours (or less)

time skip: 4 hours later, it’s 8:30.

eren was at a party (hoin, ofc) and you seen on his story that he out was showin out?? he had girls dancing all on him and shii, ouu girll.

so ofc, you bein you, had to show him how to really act bad. you fixed yo hair, made sure the lace was melted honey, did yo makeup and got dressed, you called sasha, mikasa, zar, and jatavia and told them what the move was.

when yall got to the party, first thing you see, this ho ass boy getting twerked on, you ain’t really care tho, he wasn’t really touching her so you didn’t mind that bad, but that was still yo nga so it pyo a little bit, but once again, you bein you, you went yo to jean and started throwin downnn.

Jatavia started laughing “Girl he gone getcho lil ass” “he doin the the shit, idc.”

girl lemme tell you, when eren looked up and seen ts he was ready to crash out damn near, but him, bein the sassy lil princess he is, had to 1 up you.

he grabbed this this girl byyyy her neck and kissed her??? not only that he was making eye contact with you while he did it.

then then he pulled away from the kiss and lead the ho out the door ..

ts blew yo whole mood, but you didn’t let it show ofc, you left the party like 20 mins later tho.

the next day

you were getting ready to go to another party ony was throwing, you and Jatavia were getting ready to meet sasha, mikasa, and zar there.

15 minutes later yall get there, yall having a good time, you really only went out tn to get yesterdays events out of your head.

sure yall not together “technically” and eren could do what he wanted but that’s wasn’t the point. it’s the principle of the situation.

after dancing for a bit you went into the kitchen to get something to drink, when you walked in you seen Eren, Armin, Connie, Ony, and Jean passing the splif around.

“hey yn” connie said nodding his head up at you smirking as he looked back and forth between you and eren.

“don’t piss me off rn” you said while you were digging through the fridge. “ony where all yo good drinks at damn?” you pulled a capri sun out then leaned again the fridge.

“fuck is you staring at” you looked at eren and mugged him when you seen him staring at you.

“i’m sorry ma, you straight?” you rolled your eyes “you kissed that ho infront me and everybody else, then proceeded to take the bitch hand and go somewhere and fuck her? you dead to me.”

Ony, Armin, Jean and Connie was sitting there being messy sayin shii like “he said her shii was trash” “he miss you tho” “ok but he diddd say sorry”

“first off” he walked in front of you, leaning on the island.

“i didn’t touch her, i was just doin that to get a reaction out of you, then you was twerking on jean??”

“only cause you was letting that bitch twerk on you”

as you were talking, that same lil ho walked into the kitchen.

“girl you just mad i took yo nga, everytime yall into it he be with me, beating shii down.” she stood next to eren and crossed her arms, you looked at him with that “dpmo” look then back at her.

“ma, she lyin i swear, only thing i ever did with her was kiss, and i only did it once, which was yesterday.” eren said while moving away from her and going next to you.

the girl rolled her eyes “you just gone sit there and lie?, tell her the truth.”

(this story alr corny but here come the cornier part 😂)

before eren could defend himself you spoke up…

“He might be doing you, but he's thinkin' about me so, baby, think about another lover, and go find another brother”

then here go connie “Period sis, clock it.”

the girl rolled her eyes “girl boo, that’s not yo nga. he fa me.”

“I know he's my man, he's all in my hands, It feels good when he calls my name, Don't you wish you had the same? Feeling disgust working your stuff 'Til he thinks about mine, Now he's feeling real high, You ask why? cause he's mine.”

she was getting a lil mad too, then connie and them in the back being messy tb “she clocking you boo” lil sassy tails. then eren just sitting there laughing at them.

“that’s not what he saying last not tho. “ooo to shii so fye, the bets i ever had.” he love me suh, i love him too.” she said with a petty smile on her face.

erens eyes widen at this, this was really delusional?? “nihh wtfk?? on everything i love i wasn’t witchu last night, after i took you outside i got in my car, by myself, and went to connie shii.”

“Tell you something that just ain't cool, Never fall in love with a man who don't love you, oh, I wouldn't waste my time telling you something wrong,You've been with him one night, and now he's coming home.”

connie:”I know that’s right”

He's mine, you may have had him once, But I got him all the time, Went out on a date, wasn't out too late, Took you to a room, and you gave it up too soon, Played you like a trick 'cause you let him hit, Now he's coming home to a lover that is strong, I got all his love, baby, don't try to take it, You wanted a piece, you were mistaken, 'Cause he belongs to me, Baby, can't you see?

eren pulled in you for a kiss making eye contact with the girl, “i’m sorry ma, shoulda never did that. i love you.” the girl shook her head and walked away.

“you fucked her eren?” he sucked his teeth “you know ian fuck her, this to dck, i promise ian touch her.”

you looked up at him, you know he didn’t do nothing with her. you pecked his lips.

“let’s go home.”

YALL this so cornyyy wtf 😭… also i rushed the end cause i got bored + i ran out of ideas so sorry if it seemed rushed or youn like it .

but ty for reading!

gimme some requests on some songs yall wanttt !!

bye bye

kisses 💋. gn ilyy ❦.

#Spotify #aot x black reader #aot x reader #black reader #connie x black reader #eren x reader #eren x black fem!reader #eren x black y/n #attack on titan x black reader #aot x black y/n #onyankopon x black y/n

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3un015 · 2 days

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A funny head-canon that I've had for a while

So you know that one girl from the first episode of The Owl House? You know, the one that has the pink streak on her hair and kinda sort of looks like Amity?

I remember it being a really popular head-canon (or it could still be floating around, idk) that Luz had a crush on her, before coming to the Demon Realm and meeting Amity.

Well, here's my little spin on that head-canon:

Luz and this girl met for the first time in high school when they shared classes together (or they were in the same general class, I don't know how American schools work).

Luz thought that this girl was the coolest person she had ever met, meanwhile she saw Luz the way everyone saw her: a weirdo who does nothing but bother everyone and be annoying.

At some point, Luz works up the courage to ask her out (with a cheesy, over-the-top confession), only for her to turn her down and making fun of her, embarrassing her in front of the school.

This interaction would also give additional context as to why Luz was so mortified at the thought of Amity seeing her as lame and cheesy and going as far as to try and tear down Hooty's tunnel of Love in "Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Hooty's Door"

Alright, now picture this:

Luz is back in the Human Realm after "King's Tide", and she's a lot more moody and serious than she use to be before the events of S2B.

What if, that girl saw Luz in this state, and started to have a crush on her?

I can imagine that, especially after the classroom scene in "Thanks to Them", this girl saw Luz and all of the sudden, she was so fascinated by her, catching feelings.

I can see her going up to Luz and apologizing (and asking her out), only for Luz to be indignated like "Are you kidding me right now?!"

(Damn, now I wanna write a fanfic about this)

#not art #eunoia's ramblings #the owl house #toh #luz noceda #gravesfield #the owl house season 2 #toh s2

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evansbby · 1 day

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i don’t get ur ick of men dating women extremely younger than them when you obsess over fucking ari who is like 40, not saying it’s a bad thing it’s just ironic considering your fics/acc so i don’t get that one lol

do you just selectively read stuff? 😂😂😂 bc you know I’ve said numerous times that it’s funny how all I write about it age gap fics when really I get such an ick with age gap relationships irl. And the truth is that the older men that I write and read about are WRITTEN BY WOMEN and that’s why these fics are so good, that’s why characters like Ari are so attractive in my head. But in real life, older men who go for younger women are 9/10 times pathetic and can’t handle a woman their own age and so go for younger women. The fictional older men are perfect bc fanfic that I consume and write is set in a perfect world CREATED BY US, but this is never the case irl. It’s a simple concept. If you can’t understand that then idk what to tell you.

#anon #not the hot take you think it is since we’ve discussed the irony of this on my blog forever lol

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littlemissmoodswings · 2 months

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cooper howard would have loved the cowboy carter album.

but the ghoul would not.

does that make sense???

#cooper howard #the ghoul #fallout prime #fallout tv show #cowboy carter #idk why this was so funny in my head but it was

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larphis · 9 months

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For some reason I just can‘t stop imagining Ed defeatedly crawling into the auxiliary wardrobe to wallow in his sadness, alone, only to be met with a familiar voice saying „well, well, well“ and as he turns around Lucius is leaning against the door frame as wet as a poodle and sassily says „Look who went back into the closet“

#ofmd #ofmd headcanon #our flag means death #idk why BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME #I have thought about this like 5 times already and anytime it pops into my head I just die of laughter #lucius spriggs #Lucius is the king of sass #Blackbeard #Edward teach #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ofmd season 2

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emry-stars-art · 2 months

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@vivireshar they kiss 🤲

#pspspspspsp kevneil ppl #in my head this is in fact a continuation of the actor au #bc them being funny and dramatic with each other sends me #’okay now you can stop accusing me of teasing you by ‘leaving you hanging’#‘every time YOU mess up your lines.’#but also canon andrew being just on his phone or smth just off screen is very good as well #idk you guys can just go wild #Kevin day why do you have to be so tall #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #kevin day #kevneil #kisses

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hime-bee · 9 months

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So, I suddenly had this thought and I just HAD to draw it 😂 I don't think Leumin could survive a cup of what Ray orders, he'd probably die from one sip alone, bless his heart Major shoutout to @concreteparasite for making Ray, I'd forfeit all mortal possessions over to him in a heartbeat 🥺

#idk why this was so funny in my head #their coffee orders are SO different #Leu loves fraps the most and that's what he usually orders #Binary Star Hero #bshvn #inclement idée fixe #Leumin Holiday #Binary Star Hero Ray #yandere male #yandere #male yandere

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paint-it-dead · 5 months

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sooo *twirls hair* berserk has everything-

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kozzax · 7 months

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Niche Homestuck Trope that I'm so in love with: Karkat, in a non-sgrub au, leading a revolution and not knowing he's the leader. He just keeps getting in the middle of shit and he gave up on being the leader of his group of friends when he was a kid. What do you mean 'the rebellion leader'. Yeah he's involved but there isn't a leader it's a group effort. He's just some guy with a loud mouth not a leader. Just because he's in everyone's business because he's a nosy busybody doesn't mean he's the rebellion leader. Who the fuck is this mysterious leader people keep talking about and he's never met. Okay guys we get it haha karkat's the leader of the group effort rebellion this joke is very old. I never ever see it but it brings me so much joy. Oblivious fucking Karkat who just. Does not realize that he's leading the whole ass rebellion.

#me vibing #homestuck #karkat vantas #i just think it's REALLY FUNNY #and also it feels right #for the karkat in my head at leas #karkat whos mellowed out and isnt a leader doesnt need to be a leader hes a fugitive #and whos a leader because he's. well. because he's kind and actually pretty smart #statements like that are why you're our leader #a line repeated so very much in homestuck. a line that lives in my head rent free #idk i just think karkat who leads a rebellion without knowing it because of his will to Help #i think it's interesting

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leefyberrybread · 9 months

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Sad Hot Dog looking at you withf big ole eyes

(Please click on the image for better quality )

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iamhereinthebg · 2 months

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I will never be over the fact that tbhk really takes place in 2015

We know that AidaIro published the first chapter in December 2014

The Yugi Twins were in the 66th Festival in 1968 and the curent present have the 113th Festival.

On this panel, it's written that the 1st of September was a Tuesday. The closest years to the manga airing having this date being either 2009 or 2015.

Bonus:

Which means: the 1st year (Aoi, Akane, Nene) were born in 1999, Teru in 1998 and Kou and Mitsuba in 2000.

#toilet bound hanako kun #tbhk #jshk #jibaku shounen hanako kun #that's a mini stuff but my timeline heart lover is happy #I fcking hate tbhk bc their timeline is a mess #makes no sense and It makes me wanna cry #Teru and Akane's meeting make no sense (probably just errors during the creation of the panels #so it's fair) but it stresses me out sm #yashiro nene #aoi akane #akane aoi #they are born the same year as me I am in tears help #they are ten times younger than me in my head #we knew it was probably either 2014 or 2015 but lil hints are always fun #since I had a big lost of interest in the festival arc (and I don't like the Yugi twins backstory) I didn't connect the dots help #I did with the date :'))#2015 really explain Teru's horrible fashion sense #but in the end the manga has tons of anachronisms but it's normal the date is not that important #it's just funny #the last image is badly edited and translated bc it's in french at first idk why I couldn't find an english website with this

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miusato · 3 months

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This is why I shouldn't be near any media because I will find a way to put my ship into different clothes and possibly in different au 😤😤😤

#i was entertaining myself the idea that theyre in those cheesy 00s american teen drama yknow like #which is so funny because why tf are they in america? i am not even american???#but shh mom said i can be cringe on the internet today lol so anyway kotone is totally the popular girl #while shinji is an outcast that skips school to smoke weed #aki is idk some nerd i guess? hall monitor??? but he also in the boxing club because he gets bullied often back in primary-#so he wants to be stronger?? idk this is really just a crack idea in my head #i shouldnt be drawing this tbh i really need to do my homework zzzzz #asukart #sketch #persona 3 #persona 3 reload #persona 3 portable #persona 3 femc #kotone shiomi #minako arisato #shinjiro aragaki #shinjiham #foolmoon #00s highschool au

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mysteryboy1249 · 7 months

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Y'all who was going to tell me that the "Subaru" in "Okiya Subaru" is legitimately the same kanji as the car brand? And while in disguise, Akai drives a Subaru??

Imagine Akai needing to find a name after faking his death, and a la "Edogawa Conan" naming style, looks at this new car he got for his cover and is like excellent that's my name now. This headcanon now lives rent free in my head.

#silver bullet solidarity at being real fucking bad at creating fake names for themselves #I don't care the real reason he is named okiya subaru is because of the voice actor this is wayyy funnier #the amount of jokes people could make at a man named Subaru driving a Subaru #ain't no way furuya didn't make the connection and constantly bully him for it whenever he's not full of angst and rage towards him #idk why I find this so funny but it makes me cackle so much #the ghost credit imma buy a subaru vine already lives in my head rent free whenever I see a Subaru irl and now this will also pop up #detco #dcmk #akai shuichi #okiya subaru #detective conan #headcanon

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humming-fly · 11 months

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Congratulations to the Diablo team and Inarius and Lilith for making/being the most divorced couple of all time

(for the record drawing these i was picturing them Pre messy breakup because it's even funnier for me to imagine them just being utterly awful right from the get-go)

#I've never played any diablo games before but i saw that snazzy cutscene from diablo IV #and was struck with the urge to learn more about these horrible horrible people #the easiest way in the world to get me to draw someone is to have 1) a cool character designs and 2) be funny to mock #apparently there's a book trilogy that includes some early-sanctuary info but to be perfectly honest #the version of these two that's in my head is already so funny i never want to learn anything new #diablo #diablo 4 #diablo iv #inarius #lilith #my art #doodles #idk why i ended up drawing inarius from the back three times in a row but given he doesn't have a face not like we're missing much

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clover-46 · 1 year

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the writers on here making the miguel fics need to remember his fangs inject paralytic venom hes not a real vampire it was just a joke in the movie 😭

oh but i still want him to bite me don’t get me wrong idgaf if they have venom 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

#the copious amounts of smut i’ve seen with this man and the fangs is crazy #y’all need to tone it DOWN wheres the fluff omg??#there’s like so many smut x reader fics clogging the miguel o’hara tag and people can express their creative liberties or whatever but it’s #getting CRAZY #like why is almost nobody talking about his character and writing an analysis on him #AND WHY ARE SO MANY FICS WRITING HIM TO BE SOME FERAL AND MEAN BEAST #firstly it’s feels racist to write a brown latino man that way.#second it feels fetishiz-y with how people only sexualize the fuck outta him and talk about nothing else when it comes to him #to add onto that people are drawing him with a MUZZLE on #at first all this didn’t really register in my head as bad but after seeing so much i see it 😭#also some spanish speakers have said people are using incorrect spanish when writing dialogue for him and thats kinda funny #don’t use google translate please 💀#miguel o’ hara #spiderman 2099 #across the spiderverse #i also saw someone say miguel would not be a good partner or something and i just know you didn’t pay attention #and i wont go into why because its spoilers but we have seen him be soft and happy with someone he cares about it’s just trauma that has #made him mean and depressed #he was obviously projecting onto miles in the movie when he acted like that let’s be fr #why am i writing a novel down here idk i just wanted to talk about it a little #i love the smut (trust me) but pleaaseee don’t start being fetishize-y

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