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#idk who to tag for these π§ββοΈ#to1#together as 1#*bbietent#to1.bie. β‘π#to1. β‘#heyven!#hiszabina#hijaehyukkies#userstarr#@ other to1tuals β¦ idk who else is fjfbfdb
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This is gonna be a long thing to explain.
Characters From Left to Right: Tigress from Kung fu panda, Vitaly from Madagascar 3, Morning Frost from once upon a witchlight (though he is squished in the back for scale), Shira from the ice age movies (who I force on two legs) and Diego from the ice age movies (who I also forced on two legs)
Iβve noticed a trend that in shows and movies I like or liked as a kid that if that show/movie had an anthro Tiger character there was a 100% chance said anthro tiger was my favorite character and I have no clue why π§ββοΈ I thought I would be silly to draw them together and as I started I realized that they kinda give silly dnd party so I shot them with the dnd ray (not tigress cause sheβs perfect and not frost cause heβs already a dnd character π§ββοΈ) and I ended up with this line up.
We have Tigress as a monk, Vitaly as a barbarian+bard multiclass, Shira as a Rouge+Fighter multiclass, Diego as a fighter, and Frost as the ONLY non-martial as his silly Sorcerer flavored to be like a mystic type deal.
The Autism demands I donβt stop drawing them until I explode so youβre gonna see a lot of them. I have no clue what their adventures will be other than indulging 6 year old me (and maybe fighting the bbeg Tony the tiger /j)
Anyways Iβm gonna be so cringe yall donβt even know it.
#PLEASE INDULGE MY CRINGE OR ILL CRY#IDK what to call this#Crackhead crossover campaign π«Ά#Thatβs shall do#These tags are about to be fucking wild so strap on in#Once upon a witchlight#ouaw#Morning Frost#Kung fu panda#Kfp#Kung fu panda Tigress#Madagascar#Madagascar 3#Vitaly#Ice age movies#Ice age 2002#Ice age continental drift#Diego Ice age#Shira Ice age#Do Madagascar and ice age have fandoms ?#Who am i kidding itβs tumblr of course they do#SORRY FOR INVADING YOUR TAGS YALL π§ββοΈ
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πππππ ππ ππππ in which pierre is dating everyoneβs favorite singer! ౨ৠpierre x female!singer!reader
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yourusername hellloooo everybody!!!!!!!! new single out in a few days (yay) itβs called βdance with youβ π
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PIERRE OH MY GOD
WHY WOULD U β¦
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I MEANT TO PUT IT ON MY CLOSE FRIENDS I SWEAR
i mean ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE DIDNT ALREADY KNOW..??
YN π
well YEAH.. but I wanted to tell my fans myself π
BAEB ππ€
iβm sorry π
at least your single comes out in a few days .. ??
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i forgive u π€π€π₯π₯
BAEB ππ€
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#πΌ landitolover#κ© my writings#f1#f1 fanfic#formula one#f1 x reader#female reader#smau#pierre gasly#pierre gasly x reader#pierre gasly x you#alpine#beabadoobee#motorsports#f1 x female reader
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Biting the Hand That Feeds au FAQ (Vampires + donor au)
Any general content warnings for bhtf au?
Yes. A normal amount of fnaf warnings, a normal amount of vampire warnings. For someone who doesn't know I elaborate... For vampire stuff, the most obvious ones are blood, hypnosis, bites, and animalistic behaviour. Less obvious - slightly suggestive themes. For fnaf - fnaf's usual violence, dark themes, a drop of gore and murders. The lore is uh. Very dark. I will try to decrease the amount of all of the cruelty but man. People who know, know how hard it will be. But I will tag everything properly so don't worry.
Is there a fic for your au?
No. And currently, I'm not even planning on writing one.
How do I find the story?
For now, we have two comics that are directly connected and one that doesn't have a specific place in the story but is about canonical lore.
[ 1 ] - [ 2 ] - [ x ]
In future, we will have more and I probably absolutely will forget to update this post so I recommend checking the tags. Here's the tag list
Tip: don't click the tag. Tumblr hides half of the results. Type it in the blog's search instead :)
Are the comics the only canonical thing about au?
No! I answer asks and draw a lot of doodles with bhtf au all the time and 90% of them are canon. You can, yet again, find everything in the tag list linked in the previous question.
Can I draw/write fan stuff for your au?
Yes, please!! I'm always happy to see fanart and fan writings and literally everything that you do! Just tag me when you post and use a fanart or fanwriting tag for au specifically so I don't miss it!
Can you include my characters in your story?
No, unfortunately, I cannot. The story is already written and I don't have any "space" for background characters either. Maybe it will change but currently, things are like this.
I asked a question with an interaction with my characters and I never got an answer, why?
I don't accept such requests. I'm not ready to spend my time drawing other people's characters for free(if I personally don't want to, of course)
Is there any limit to how many questions I can ask?
No, not at all! You can ask all you want just please make sure your question wasn't answered before. There is a big possibility I will just simply delete it if it was answered beforehand many times. Check the ask tag for it.
What about limitations? Any boundaries?
Please no questions about ticklingπ§ββοΈ I got so many of those it already makes me uncomfortable. And for some reason, a lot of people send asks that include violence towards my characters and while I don't really feel uncomfortable with this I just idk what to answer and why are you even doing this lmao
What questions I should avoid?
Well, not really avoid but I will mention it anyway.
The things I have planned to draw right now:
- Sun and Moon and y/n's first meeting
- The creation of Sun&Moon
- Why S&M are sensitive to light and darkness
- How they hunt
So no need to ask me about these. I will show it, I promise.
What about sexual themes?
I understand that I post a lot of suggestive stuff and it may appear I allow such a thing but no.
You can create content with it tho, I don't mind for the most part. Just be ready that I may not reblog it, as my Tumblr is a SFW place. It's always 50/50.
Romantic themes?
I do draw some kisses and cuddles when I feel like it and you of course can send ideas for cute interactions but in the story we're very far away from it lol.
My question gets ignored even though I followed everything that you mentioned here. Why?
Answered in main FAQ.
Can I share the ideas for your au with you?
YES!!! Yes, yes and yes! I'm very open to that, like yes! The only thing that I definitely want to mention - you should expect that I actually can take your ideas and use them. Some people are protective of their ideas so if you're like this you probably should not share them with me :)
The information that you're using for your au is wrong.
Happens sometimes yeah. I know nothing about any medical stuff for y/n so I usually improvise. After all it's an au about robotic vampires man, this information is absolutely wrong. But! You're free to drop feedback/constructive criticism in my inbox!
Will be updated later
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this request was inspired by someone else who wrote it with Adam but idk I canβt find the post I think they may have deleted it or smthnπ
anyway- reader x Lucifer , Adam, and mammon (romantic, seperately) who plays that βbest brother ever β prank on them in public? i just think itβs really funnyπ if you donβt know what Iβm talking about this is what I mean: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLevxYyu/
"BEST BROTHER EVER"
notes: STOPP I SAW THIS ITS SO FUNNYπ this trend kills me everytime omg
also hours after posting this i realised it was flopping cause i didnt add any tags someone bury meπ
warnings: adam and mammon being themselves (assholesπ); mammon being a bitch (kinda nsfw for him? idk you'll be the judge of that); not proofread
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Lucifer π β
okay so for all 3 lets say your relationship isnt out to the public yet, but people just kinda figured it out already
poor baby was so cluelessπ
i dont think hes very up to date with pranks/trends/all that
THOUGHT YOU WERE FRIENDZONING HIM FOR A SECOND????
"well youre not an angel NOT LIKE THAT youre TECHNICALLY not an angel so we cant really be,, siblings,, BUT im glad you think of me like that i just thought we had more going on???"
if you keep the prank going he'll gen be hurt
you had to sit down and explain the joke to him
all you got out of him was a nervous chuckle and a "oooohhhhhhh..."
give my man some time ok hes old as hell (pun intended) π§ββοΈ
Adam πͺ½ β
first of all how DARE you
hes usually the one pulling the pranks on you
bro was flabbergasted π
he gives you that stare he gave lucifer after he said "and now i am going to FUCK you >:)"
second of all he kissed you back ok but when you said THAT???
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE????
"dont say that, you crazy bitch."
"i love you big bro, cmon."
he pushed you after that one okπ₯°
after you tell him you were jk he was like "fuck was that for??? you wanna ruin MY reputation???? do you know who i am" bla bla bla
hes not gen mad just a little pissed at best
Mammon π β
"what?????"
"youre the best big bro ever!"
his reaction is fairly close to adam's imo
except hes not mad and actually plays along
"you into that stupid ass roleplay thingy now, eh?"
shit got heated for a secondπ¨
"nononono ITS A PRANK ITS A PRANK"
"is it now?"
had you genuinely panic
that horny bastard istg!!!!!!!
he saw the trend already so he knows youre just playing
the kiss kinda threw him off tbh, he didnt want your relationship being public yet (cause he outed asmodeus and fizz and didnt wanna be seen as a hypocrite etc)
#hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#mammon helluva boss#helluva boss mammon#helluva boss#lucifer morningstar#lucifer x reader#adam x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#helluva boss x reader#adam hazbin hotel x reader#lucifer hazbin x reader#selfishmachinez
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π§ everyone thinks pedri should stop pining for you because you 'don't give a f*ck' about him but they don't know what your actual relationship with the footballer is.
π pedri gonzΓ‘lez x fem! joao felix's bff! reader (social media au)
π cw : pedri being a total simp, cheesy pick-up lines, translated spanish & portuguese sentences, timelines don't matter
π author's note : this is for my beloved pookie @leclercloml ! ilysm <3 idk if the ending parts make sense but please just bear with it π
instagram π₯
yourinstagram
π new york city, usa
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pedri πππ
pedri eres la chica mΓ‘s hermosa que he visto en mi vida.
pedri i ought to complain to spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single
-> spotify complaint received π
-> user59 oh spotify's definitely on the pedri x y/n agenda
pedri do you happen to have a band-aid ? i just scrapped my knees falling for you
-> yourinstagram deserved fall down again
-> user80 HELPDHSHDHSHDH WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS
-> user44 poor pedri but this is kind of funny π
jennaortega my favourite girl (β Β β Λβ Β β Β³β Λβ )
mikkykiemeney π«Άπ«Άπ«Ά
saraguendogan gorgeous !!!
user45 the way two of the most popular barΓ§a wags are in her comments.. joΓ£o really must've introduced her to everyone in barΓ§a by now π
joaofelix79 minha linda melhor amiga π₯°
-> yourinstagram te amo joao π«Ά
user33 babe wake up pedrizz gonzΓ‘lez is in the comments of y/n's post again
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π ibiza
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yourinstagram i love pink <3
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pedri and i love you π₯°π
-> yourinstagram ew
pedri ΒΏdΓ³nde has estado toda mi vida? π
pedri if beauty was a crime, you would've been sentenced for life in prison
-> user11 omg this is actually so good y/n please accept his love π
emmamyers π©·π©·π©·
ferrantorres β€οΈ
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joaofelix79 my prettiest girl π«Ά
-> yourinstagram joao best boy !!!
user34 pedri should just stop trying to win y/n's heart man she clearly has no interest in him he's just wasting his time..
user50 i want a friendship like y/n and joΓ£o's π₯Ή
user96 is something going on between y/n and ferran ?? π€
user23 wait i'm a new barça fan and i came from x after seeing a post about pedri commenting on this girl's post.. who is she exactly ?
-> user22 she's y/n l/n, an upcoming model and also the bff of joΓ£o fΓ©lix ! ^^
-> user23 ooh she's so pretty i get why pedri wants her lol
user82 huh ?? wasn't y/n in new york like literally yesterday ? how is she already in ibiza π
-> user25 queen's working so hard fr π
user75 pedrito i know you'll get the girl of your dreams someday i'm rooting for you !!!
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π lisbon, portugal
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pedri quisiera ser joyero para poder apreciar un diamante como tΓΊ todos los dΓas π€
-> yourinstagram bro please stop before i block you π§ββοΈ
-> user77 pedri i think you should listen to her y/n can be absolutely ruthless π
pedri ok but why did joΓ£o get invited and i didn't ?
-> yourinstagram bc you're not one of the girls ???
-> pedri and joΓ£o is ??
-> yourinstagram yeah !!! βΊοΈ
-> joaofelix79 i was forced to tag along against my own will, hermano π
mikkykiemeney had so much fun with you, love ! π«Ά
annalewandowska thanks for inviting me, angel β€οΈ
joaofelix79 who's the best tour guide & chauffeur ??
-> yourinstagram you are !! π₯°π₯° thanks for making this trip fun and memorable, amor π«Ά
-> joaofelix79 yeah yeah i accept thanks only in cash and credit
saraguendogan ππ
taia_belloli mi novia π₯°
user23 AHHH Y/N WITH THE BARΓA WAGS
user81 OMG THOSE POOL PICTURES OF Y/N AND SARA ARE SO PRETTY
user43 wait does this mean y/n is a barça wag ?
-> user19 i don't think so but i also won't be surprised if she's dating one of the guys
-> user01 nah, i think she just got really close with the wags because of fΓ©lix
user99 MOTHER IS MOTHERING !!!
user45 MY WIVES π
user55 can pedri please just give up on pursuing y/n.. she's CLEARLY not interested in you bro
-> pedri π
-> user39 shut up man he clearly doesn't give a fuck about what people like you are saying
user26 no bc are we sure joΓ£o and y/n are not dating ?
-> user34 yep pretty sure
-> user84 they sure are sus for two best friends who call each other 'amor' and say 'ily' to e/o all the time
-> user07 i'm sure it's just in a platonic way, man
-> user02 what ? can't two people of the opposite gender say ily and still be only friends ? this is just a healthy friendship bro
user43 y/n please notice pedri and treat him properly challenge ππ
user46 AHHH i hope joΓ£o showed them all the best places in lisbon β€οΈπ΅πΉ
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π paris, france
πΌ my love mine all mine : mitski
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yourinstagram bts for the photoshoot of a new magazine cover for vogue ! oh, and i got some flowers today ;) π
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joaofelix79 nice flowers
joaofelix79 who's that man though π
-> yourinstagram idk you tell me π«£
jennaortega already omw to pre-order 1000 copies of the magazine
-> yourinstagram please i love you ππ«Ά
gigihadid perfection π«Ά
-> yourinstagram love u gigi
heidiklum π€π€
konichan7 π₯°
adrianalima xoxo π
_ferminlopez π€
-> user77 ariana what are you doing here
user34 some of the biggest names in the modelling industry are here in the comments... y/n really has come so far i'm so proud of you girl π₯Ή
user27 here for y/n's famous era !!!
user97 our prettiest princess !!! we love you y/n π
user36 SIS IS THAT A MAN I SEE BEHIND YOU π§
user05 don't be shy y/n show us a picture of the man in the second slide
user72 the song... the picture... the flowers... HAVE WE LOST Y/N TO A MAN ???
user55 um guys where's pedri ?
-> user78 EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
-> user40 WHERE'S OUR GOLDEN BOY AND HIS SHITTY PICK-UP LINES
user95 pedri's @ is not there in the likes...
user33 no cringey pick-up line comments from pedri and he's not in the likes either.. what's happening..
user67 i'm guessing that man must be her bf ??
user15 well ig at least we all know that the man with her is not pedri since he's nowhere to be found π€·ββοΈ
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π barcelona, spain
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yourinstagram hi barcelona
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joaofelix79 what are you doing here
-> yourinstagram came to visit you bestie π₯°π₯°π₯° i missed you sooooo much
-> joaofelix79 what a liar π
oliviarodrigo love u girlie
alejandrobalde π€
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taia_belloli you are glowing, sis !!!
jennierubyjane pretty in white β‘
alexiaputellas ππ
user13 my sunshine !!! πβοΈ
user04 what's balde doing here π§
user82 BALDE ??? HELLO ????
user75 pedri in the likes but still no comment...
user16 what is happening with y/n and the barça boys
user30 damn i kinda miss pedri's comments π
user27 has pedri finally stopped trying to rizz y/n up ??
-> user08 i hope so.. he doesn't deserve her she seems so annoying
-> user89 how exactly is she annoying ??
-> user08 she's always dismissing/ignoring his comments and being mean to him what a bitch
-> user89 i don't think she's actually being mean though.. and if he isn't bothered by the way she acts then why are you ?
-> user75 please stop calling y/n names and trying to make her a villain she's an absolute angel
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user66 the way we see different barΓ§a players comment on her post everyday π§ββοΈ guess today's man of the day is balde
user05 THAT DRESS IS GORG SIS
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y/n's dms π·οΈ
β joaofelix79 replied to your story !
husband ??? π°π±
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yuh
β user56 replied to your story !
HUSBAND ???? QUEEN WHO ???
β user69 replied to your story !
please tell me that's just a beyonce reference and you don't actually have a husband.. π₯Ή
twitter π«
imessage π¬
mi esposa π
i think it's time
mi esposo β€οΈβπ©Ή
wait really ? are you sure about this ?
mi esposa π
yeah 100% sure i'm ready
mi esposo β€οΈβπ©Ή
alright then
mi esposa π
it's been a good run, hasn't it ?
mi esposo β€οΈβπ©Ή
it sure has...
3 years ain't that bad
mi esposa π
frfr !!
we're a bit too good at this π€
mi esposo β€οΈβπ©Ή
i second that
mi esposa π
i'll drop a head's up now
see you on the other side π«‘
mi esposo β€οΈβπ©Ή
let's go give the world a shock, mi amor π«Ά
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π tenerife, canary islands
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yourinstagram i'm guessing this wasn't the type of news y'all were expecting, huh ? jokes on all of you bc pedrito and i have actually been together for three years now. we were just a bit too good at hiding our relationship π€ anyways happy three years together, mi amor, and also happy 6 months of our marriage ! te amare por siempre, my golden boy π€
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pedri my gorgeous girl
pedri te amo, mi vida π«Ά
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pedri te voy a denunciar a la policΓa por robarme el corazΓ³n
-> yourinstagram oh no ! i can't be behind bars now β i've got my whole life ahead of me ! π°
joaofelix79 ahh finally !!! keeping your relationship a secret was probably the hardest thing i ever had to do in my entire life
-> yourinstagram you're the absolute best joΓ£o thank you π«Ά
-> joaofelix79 as i've said before, i accept thanks in only cash and credit
-> yourinstagram sending you some money rn
-> joaofelix79 πππ
jennaortega my favourite couple !!!
-> yourinstagram my maid of honour π₯Ήπ«Ά
pablogavi β€οΈ
gigihadid still in awe over this look of yours you really are the prettiest bride
mikkykiemeney πππ
annalewandowska my babies π₯Ήπ₯Ή
fcbarcelona the best couple π«Ά
ferrantorres β€βπ₯
user81 .... girl what
user90 WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUVK
user12 three years... THREE YEARS ?????
user04 not only have you been together for three years but URE FRICKING MARRIED ????
user24 HOW TF DID NO ONE KNOW ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP
user46 HUHHHHHHHHHHH π§π§π§π§π§π§
user57 we are all fvcking clowns
user68 another day of blaugrana being an entire circus
user38 THREE YEARS ???? but félix joined barça only this year.. huh how did you guys meet i'm confused
-> yourinstagram pedri and i have actually known each other for a long time now π most of you may just know me as joΓ£o's bff but only some people know that i'm friends with pedri's brother hehe so we got to know each other through fernando :)
user72 HOW DID YOU GUYS HID YOUR RELATIONSHIP FROM US FOR THREE HECKING YEARS ? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?????
user01 HOW DID THE MEDIA AND PAPARAZZI NOT CATCH YOU WHAT
user07 goodness idek how to react to this
user29 wait so you were just pretending to hate pedri in your previous posts... but why ?
-> yourinstagram oh it was just a bet we made when joΓ£o joined barΓ§a this year. most of you knew me only when joΓ£o joined barΓ§a and pedri and i had already been working on our marriage plans by then. we've hid the facts about our relationship for three years now but marriage is a huge thing and there was no way we could hide our wedding for years so we just wanted to see how long it would take for the paparazzi to catch up on the news lol. to help hide our marriage a little longer, we just pulled an unrequited love act on my instagram posts and i pretended to ignore him irl too for fun π€
-> user57 this is absolutely insane... you guys are geniuses
-> user80 OKAY BUT WHO WON THE BET THOUGH ???
-> yourinstagram technically no one since we both thought the news wouldn't get out until next year but we're spending our honeymoon in barcelona rn and we just got a bit too bold in public and sadly got caught π
yourinstagram ok correction you guys we never really hid our rs tbh i guess you guys just never knew me or like paid much attention to things so it just got really easy to date him without having to deal with the media π€·ββοΈ
-> user03 now that i think about it... i feel like you've appeared in a few of the gonzΓ‘lez family photos, y/n π€
-> yourinstagram yes i have ! but if i remember correctly, most people just thought i was fernando's gf or sumn π
-> user99 omg we were so fucking blind π§ββοΈ
-> user67 well we just never expected pedri to have enough rizz to pull a beauty queen like you ig
-> pedri HEY
-> yourinstagram LMAO FOULLLLLL
user44 i love how y/n just spilled the whole tea to us π₯Ή she's so iconic
user12 GOD I LOVE Y/N SO MUCH FOR THIS LITTLE STORYTIME UNDER THE COMMENTS
user06 THEY'RE SO FUCKING ADORABLE I LOVE YNPEDRI
user55 SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING DRESS π€
user21 what is with joΓ£o and money though LMAO
-> joaofelix79 if barça doesn't have enough money to buy me, then i'll provide them the money instead
-> user02 I'M IN TEARS THIS IS SO ICONIC OF YOU JOΓO
-> user74 LMFAO WHAT A LEGEND
user23 PEDRI IN THAT FOURTH SLIDE DAYUMMMM
user16 i hate you both so much for lying to us for so long but also congratulations on getting married !!! π₯Ή
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pedri feliz aniversario, mi vida π€
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β‘ translations of pedri's pick-up lines !
βeres la chica mΓ‘s hermosa que he visto en mi vida.β
: you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen in my life.
βΒΏdΓ³nde has estado toda mi vida?β
: where have you been all my life ?
βquisiera ser joyero para poder apreciar un diamante como tΓΊ todos los dΓas.β
: i would like to be a jeweler so i can appreciate a diamond like you every day.
βte voy a denunciar a la policΓa por robarme el corazΓ³n.β
: i will report you to the police for stealing my heart.
Β© LILIRARI, 2023 β
#πͺΌ lili's verse β§βΛβ©ε½‘#football#futbol#fc barcelona#barΓ§a#spain nt#pedro gonzΓ‘lez lΓ³pez#pedri gonzalez#pedri#p8#pedri x reader#pedri x you#pedri x y/n#pedri fanfic#pedri imagine#pedri fluff#pedri smau#pedri blurb#pedri one shot#football x reader#football x you#football x y/n#footballer x reader#football fanfic#football imagine#football fluff#football smau#football blurb#football one shot
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why is it so scary talking to new people
like i saw this really cool series on tumblr and i want to be added to the tag list but everyone who is on there already knows the person and im scared to ask π§ββοΈ
SAME THING WITH REQUESTS
IM GENUINELY SO SCARED
most (KEYWORD MOST) ppl on tumblr r pretty nice ! idk worst case scenario is they say no
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Fic tag game
got tagged by @fangeek-girl β€οΈβ€οΈ
How many works do you have on Ao3?
I have 7 works but 3 of them are fanfic lol
2. What's your Ao3 word count?
1896 words total. Your girl is definitely one for brevity LOL
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Wednesday, that one drabble I made for The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, and I've been writing for Star Wars (though I haven't posted anything yet) and Mrs maisel (i wrote a whole short fic for that almost a year ago but I forgot about it completely until I found it in my notes apps, I should get around to posting it) Β
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
I don't have 5 fics total but here's my current count in order:
1-Lies
2-The world's a little blurry
3-Pretend
5. Do you respond to comments?
Yes always! the fact that people are READING my stuff and taking time to comment has me π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
My writing ao3 isnt linked to my main email adress though so sometimes it takes me a while to respond because I wont see it until I periodically check my fic stats
6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
.....Probably The world's a little blurry let's be real (I'm going to fix it it in the next one in the series, I promise!!!)
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
akdadhjgsjgd hard to say all my shit is angsty, I guess Pretend?? kind of, it's less of a downer than the other ones. The final part of Come a little closer will have a happy ending though I promise! (already finished writing the end, I just need to write the beginning lol)
8. Do you get hate on fics?
No β€οΈ I don't think any of my stuff has gotten enough attention for that lol
9. Do you write smut? What kind?
NO my ace ass has no experience with that so I wouldn't know how π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ(I might need to in some future project, fortunately a lot of my friends are perverts (affectionate) so I could probably ask for some guidance if it comes to that LOL)
10. Do you write cross-overs?
No, I'm not a big fans of crossovers in general so certainly have never felt compelled to write one.
11. Have you ever had a fic translated?
No
12. Have you ever cowritten a fic before?
No
13. What WIP you would like to finish, but doubt you ever will?
So many ugh I cant even choose, it's more rare for me to actually finish something than the opposite, that's why I'll never post anything unless the whole thing is finished (only exception is my current series, but that's because I felt like each fic making up the series were self-contained enough that they didn't need to follow up immediatly to work? if that makes sense - plus the first one was a one shot and only thought of how to follow it up after posting it)
14. What's your all-time favourite ship?
ANIDALA MY BELOVED
15. What are your writing strengths?
I think I'm really good at imagery and emotion (being a poetry writer goes brrrrr)
16. What are your writing weaknesses?
DESCRIPTIONS oh god I'm so bad at it. My fic are vibes only lmao, what are they wearing? where are they? what movements are they doing? NOT IMPORTANT how about I offer you 12 metaphors on how this character is feeling instead. (though I'm forcing myself to work on it haha)
I also struggle with any longer story arc... there's a reason all my stuff is so short lol
17. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
If it's in french it would be pretty fun since it's my β¨first languageβ¨ hehe. For other languages I'd see if one of my friends speak it but otherwise idk if I'd include it bc I don't want to butcher another language, I've seen too many english authors put french through the ringer it's painful π
18. First fandom you wrote for?
I guess Julie and the Phantoms? I never posted it but I had a pretty advanced fic for that. unless you count the 13 reasons why fic I posted on wattpas when i was early teen but we dont talk about that
19. Favourite fic you've ever written?
right now it has to be The world's a little blurry, I just love how it came out hehe
20. What fic would you want to rewrite one day?
none right now.
Anyway tagging @nonamemanga @beri-allen @unlifeira @realmermaid333 @suchaladyy @witchysith @king-crimson-works @theycallme-thejackal and anyone else who might want to do it!
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Why do you support posts like this?
anon, this is the original post. this is a perfectly good post. this person is not supporting child murder or violence.
idk wtf this person thinks is violent about either of these comments either. neither of those people are defending or advocating anything of the sort.
and if we continue we find she just straight up calls every women and girl a liar if they talk about the sexual assault and harassment they experienced as girls. huh. um. π§ββοΈopinion fully discarded there
finally she reveals her actual problems with this post and where she's finding "violence against children"...in the tags. so not only is that not a post advocating for violence against children, it's not even a reblogged addition being sent around that is upsetting. its the tags. and not just any tags!
she most likely has a problem with the "KAM" tags and like a handful that are graphically violent. she had to cherry pick the vast vast majority of the tags bc the comments are people sharing similar stories of abuse and harassment as kids (something op seems to think is a lie and these women are liars) or similar vague tags of misogyny and shock at the current standing of young girls in our society being treated this way. she could barely find enough actual violent tags to fill up more than a few spaces in these collages, so i challenge you anon to pad through the rest of the 900 notes and show me the real ratio of normal tags to graphic violence π
if she had a problem with the KAM thing and people expressing some geninuely graphic and extreme violence against children around radblr, she could definitely have made a general post about it being a problematic theme. hinging it on that other person's post is stupid and ignores the message of the actual post which is a very good post and making it seem like her and everyone who liked and reblogged it are all advocating for child murder which is the biggest load of bullshit ever anon. both you and her can kindly fuck off and reeval that position youre hanging yourself to.
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Get to know me <3
thanks for the tag @unmellowyellowfellow you can find theirs here
rules: answer the questions and then tag people to answer them!
last song i listened to: true crime podcast burn it - agust d
currently watching: soo many things actually but mainly gilmore girls and do revenge (started do revenge two days ago but got sidetracked)
salty/sweet/spicy: spicy all da way and also savoury
relationship status: taken :3
current obsession: crocheting!!!!
idk who to tagπ§ββοΈ
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Tagged to play by @pinkished π I like this version because you can just make a separate post!
rules: search "your name + core" on pinterest, post the first six photos, and tag 6 more people
Tagging: @iamhelenoftroy @dahldahlbills @kentoangel @jelliedoodles idk who else to tag so we're stopping at 4 π§ββοΈ
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sims ask game π
Tyy @ravensccfindssβ for tagging me this was fun π
1.) What's your favorite sims death? Β
Iβll have to go with cowplants, theyβre just so cute
2.) Alpha CC or Maxis Match? Β
Both π
3.) Do you cheat when your sims gain weight? Β
No I really dc
4.) Do you use move objects? Β
Is that even a question
5.) Favorite mod?
UI cheats fs be saving me
6.) First expansion/game/stuff pack you got? Β
Island Living, Sulani will always be a fave
7.) Do you pronounce "live mode" like aLIVE or LIVing? Β
aLIVE, is that right idk??
8.) Who's your favorite sim that you've made?
I have a new favorite like every week but Oliver has got to be the one π€
9.) Have you made a simself?
Yea I have π§ββοΈΒ
10.) What sim traits do you give yourself? Β
Geek, Cat Lover, Socially Awkward and BookwormΒ
11.) Which is your favorite EA hair color?
The newer light blonde swatch
12.) Favorite EA hair? Β
...no
13.) Favorite life stage? Β
Young Adult π€·ββοΈ
14.) Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay? Β
All of them but I spend most of my time in cas
15.) Are you a CC creator? Β
No making cc sounds really stressfulΒ
16.) Do you have any simblr friends/a sim squad? Β
Hell yea I love these guys
@ravensccfindss
@rhdweauni0
@loafysimsβ
@pikaburr
17.) What's your favorite game? Β
ts4 and also the last of usΒ
18.) Do you have any sims merch? Β
No...
19.) Do you have a YouTube for sims? Β
Also noΒ
20.) How has your "sim style" changed throughout your years of playing? Β
Definitely omg π I feel like my reshade is a big factor for that but my sims look better now fs ππ also maxis mix now
21.) What's your Origin ID? Β
DizzyScabiosa
22.) Who's your favorite CC creator? Β
If it were to come down to a few itβs definitely @sims3melancholic,Β @obscurus-sims and @helgatishaΒ
23.) How long have you had a simbIr? Β
I think since 2021??
24.) How do you edit your pictures?
I donβt π
26.) What expansion/game/stuff pack do you want next? Β
No idea I already spent too much money on this game
Tagging: Anyone who wants to idc π
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idk if u follow the devils but they played against the kings tonight, while in the penalty box jack (hughes) says βpeople pay to see me playβ like all angry and pissed off yk and IMMEDIATELY i went βhockey au chris frβ like a call doesnβt get called when itβs obvious and chris gets pissed and like starts going at it with another player and ofc his cocky pretty boy nhl superstar fucking ass goes βpeople PAY to see ME playβ LIKE U SEE THE VISION?!?
idk if u meant it fr or like a joke but fr if write a bratty chris fic and iβm 100% sure the sky would get clearer and bluer frfr ofc not holding u to it like WRITE THIS N E O W cus ik ur inbox is PACKED i got a little dizzy scrolling until i found my (hehehe my π€)tag also talking about my tag i have a fraud case that i must bring to the strawberry nationβs supreme court βπ»NOW IKΒ
D A M N well someone isnt stealing my identity as the π©° anon π€¨ cus i didnβt send the βwe should totally be best friendsβ π§ββοΈcus bee is my gf like cmon now anon π/j HOWEVER if there is already a π©° before me then i do apologize but iβm pretty sure, cus i checked, that it wasnβt taken before me so idk π bringing this up to let the anons know like to ask for an emoji yk like so it doesnβt get confusing/so bee knows who sheβs talking to cus i fr thought i telepathically sent it LMFAO
-π©° (THE REAL ONE!!)
this is definitely the first time this emoji has been used so no worries babe, someone trying to pose as you i fear
also i was busy watching the kraken game otherwise i would have been watching the kings (kraken beat the bruins 4-1 and i know chris was watching heheheheheheh)
i'll def write a bratty chris story i just need some ideas
love you babe
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Idk who's under the binch tag but she cute as hell. She taken?
She single as fUCK π§ββοΈ
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15 qs / 15 mutuals
thank you @achingly-shy for tagging me π₯°
are you named after anyone? i'm named after italian filmmaker Sergio Leone's daughter! my father was a film buff like me π
when was the last time you cried? i don't remember!
do you have kids? no
do you use sarcasm a lot? yes, a lot
whatβs the first thing you notice about people? idk the amount of eye contact they give? ποΈπποΈ
whatβs your eye color? green but gringos would say hazel i think π
scary movies or happy endings? i like both but i'm a bit of a wuss so... π
any special talents? i know a lot of random trivia, that counts? π€
where were you born? southeast of Brasil, near the city of SΓ£o Paulo
what are your hobbies? is watching movies/tv a hobbie? besides that it's gifmaking, writing, drawing/painting, playing The Sims πΆ
have you any pets? a pomeranian named Evie πΆ
what sports do you play/have you played? back in high school we used to play handball and volleyball a lot. i hated and still hate both of them. i have practiced jiu-jitsu and swimming as well, but those two i like π₯πββοΈ
how tall are you? 170cm π§ββοΈ
favorite subject in school? a tie between history and literature/"english" π
dream job? filmmaker, (screen)writer, anything artistic and creative π
tagging (but no pressure!) @natalia-dyer @stonesandswords @deniisu @pegsccarter @wexler-mcgill @kenshivrome @behindthelabels @adoredamianos @howlscastle @cobbbvanth @eddiediaaz @claytonsdani @scullyblr @brw @sersi and anyone else who wants to do it! π
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AUUUUGHAHJAJWMWMEMEJRJJRJRJRJRJRJRJ HIII OMGπ§ββοΈ
TYSM FOR LIKING SO MANY OF MY POSTS REBLOGS OR NOT AND ALSO YOUR ART??? ik I've rambled like 50000 million times in ur tags and I will do it again but... . . .. idk it's so pleasing to look at like EEEK OMGπ I love ur john stuff it's so cuteeeeeee
OMG HI THERE π³ππ
OH AHAHAH I HAVE-
a bad habit of stalking those who like or reblog my posts because they genuinely make me happy and I wanna send my love to them too by liking their posts since I canβt exactly go and randomly message them hehehe..π¦
It sometimes ends up with me spam liking their posts as a sign I just came by to stalk π§ββοΈ
I SWEAR ITS NOT INTENDED TO BE CREEPY BUT ITS JUST A WAY OF SAYING THANK YOU π
BUT YES I SAW, YOUR REBLOGS ON MY POST AND THEY MADE ME GIGGLE, TYSM TO YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO LIKES/REBLOGS MY POSTS, I LOVE YOU GUYS SM πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
#HAPPY SQUEAKING#i love tumblr sm#if yβall ever get spam-liked by me then this is an explanation for why I do it#cherrii.txt
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