15 Questions

I was tagged by @ivorydice, thanks!

Tagging just... whoever. I don’t feel well and I don’t wanna think lmao

1. Are you named after anyone?

Well, I took "fayth" from Final Fantasy X because I adore the fayth so much and to me it's a gender neutral name. It started out combined with zanarkandfayth as a username idek when, late 2000s, and then just gradually evolved into me calling myself fayth. My legal name, no. My first name was apparently just easy for my dad to spell and my middle name is french because my mom likes the language. I hate both names and they can fuck off lol.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Uhhh... I have a hard time crying these days even though I want to. Almost did last night because surgery recovery has been a bitch, does that count?

3. Do you have kids?

Nope. Don't want them. I'm not even capable of taking care of myself, why would I want to be responsible for another human being? And I did not win the gene lottery and the world sucks, I'm not inflicting this miserable existence on someone else.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Yes, though less than I used to because even sarcasm is effort and I'm tired.

5. What sports do you/have you played?

I liked basketball as a kid, and baseball, though I wasn't any good at either. I used to like to run. Uuuh I also did taekwondo as a kid for a couple years? idk if a martial art counts as a sport though.

6. What's the first thing you notice about other people?

Hair... idk it's usually the most noticeable thing to me. Except that guy who came through my line at DT once who was about seven feet tall, I definitely noticed his height first.

7. Eye colour?

Mine? Boring brown. Will forever hate it.

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings. I used to like/not mind scary movies when I was younger, but now I need the feel good chemicals. Also I don't watch movies anymore. Legit could not name the last movie I've watched at this point.

9. Any special talents?

Making my readers cry lmao. No, idk. What's considered special? What's considered a talent? I don't want to stand out.

10. Where were you born?

Southern US, the same miserable state I exist in now, good ole Tennessee, though I'm now at the opposite end of it from where I was born/grew up. It's worse on this end for sure.

11. What are your hobbies?

Writing, video games, cooking... I'd say reading but I don't do that as much as I used to. The guilt of not having the energy to comment on fics gets to me and so I just don't read at all instead :/

12. Do you have any pets?

A shithead named Max. He's a flamepoint siamese cat that an old neighbour rescued from where he'd been abandoned on the side of the road and me and my ex ended up taking him in. My ex named him (after mad max apparently and I hate his name lol) but he attached himself to me so when I kicked the ex out a couple years later for being an abusive cheating narcissistic asshole, Max stayed with me. He turned ten this May but he still zooms around the house like a kitten. I love him but my health problems have made it increasingly hard to take care of him so he's going to be my last cat.

13. How tall are you?

5'2, forever sobbing

14. Favourite subject in school?

English was the only one I really enjoyed just because it was so easy. When I did university for the third time (the one I actually graduated from lmao), I also really liked most of my sociology classes, enough to make it a second degree, and I liked my scottish history class. If I could afford a third degree it'd probably be in history.

15. Dream job?

At this point? Nothing. Being a stay at home husband (with no kids, yes), or being an eternal university student just taking classes and getting degrees for the heck of it would be my ideal. I would also like to try my hand at making my own video game, but a) I can't art for shit, and b) chronic fatigue makes even starting on learning coding too daunting. I don't even have the energy I want for my current hobbies.

me: man, i wonder why for the past few weeks i’ve been in this intrusive thought spiral where i keep thinking really horrible words and ideas that are really fucking distressing me, and are ones that i’ve never experienced before? and i wonder why i’m so agitated and irritable, so panicky and taking everything so personally, feeling intense paranoia over how everyone else perceives me? what the hell???

me literally just now: *doing research because it has been non fucking stop with this shit and i am so upset and unwell* hmmm. okay, how about “understanding intrusive thoughts,” maybe that will get me what i need here... hmmm... “...due to an underlying mental health condition...” hmmm well what do i have... *goes through the list of multiple disorders including multiple panic disorders* uh huh... huh. Wait. WAIT. IT’S BECAUSE I’VE DECREASED MY FUCKING ESCITALOPRAM. MY MAIN ANTI-ANXIETY MED. HOLY FUCKING SHIT SO I’M NOT GOING CRAZY AND AM SUDDENLY A HORRIBLE PERSON, OH MY G O D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Self reminder (jus feel like ranting)

To never EVER go on vacation with someone who has little Earth in their chart. 😭I have never been so baffled at the lack of planning and inability to make a decision based on common sense, holy fuck. All of my female Scorpio friends are boy crazy as fuck and are willing to ditch their friends at the first sign of possibly hanging out with a guy but my Scorpio friends both have earth moons so they still get all of their ducks in a row before making a move but this bitch (who I met through my Taurus best friend who went too) is a Libra rising and Aquarius moon... let me tell you why that's the most annoying shit tho. The Libra rising makes her beautiful and charming and good at being fake as hell which is the PERFECT mask for a demon Scorpio lmao. She swore up and down during the planning of the trip that she's been wanting to hang out with us forever and misses us and couldn't wait to have a girls day- even going as far as to rent a car! What a friend right? Wrong the fucking Scorpio had been planning this all along because she has some Taurus boy toy down in that direction and she just didn't want to go alone. And then here's the kicker.. she took the car and left me, my 9 month old daughter, and the other female stranded at the beach for hours while she was like a 30 minute drive away at the guy's house, and didn't give one fuck because she's an Aquarius moon with her own agenda. 😒Then we finally met the loser and he looks EXACTLY like the husband of hers that she's currently divorcing... moral of the story is, sun and moon in the 8th people need to start listening to themselves because WE KNOW WHAT THE HELL WE FEEL WHEN WE MEET PEOPLE! I'm just also a Pisces moon so I try to blind myself so I won't see the bad in people. The first time we hung out I was scared as hell but didn't know why and then ever since that day she's brought so much drama to my life without so much as a twitch of sympathy for anyone smhhh. I find it so interesting though also because the Taurus female that went with us is also an Libra rising, Aquarius moon. Sun sign astrology is real bro because they have the same emotional responses internally and greet the world in the same way but they're differences in sun sign flavors it. The Taurus girl uses her Libra rising to nurture everybody honestly, it makes her less reserved as a Taurus and I guess the double Venus makes her hella selfless but almost everything she does is done for the good of the whole group. She pays attention to the needs of everybody around her and she always uses her Aquarius moon to come up with great ideas that benefit everyone, yeah her sun is in the 8th house so she lives on the edge so people judge her but I like that she still cares about the safety of others before her desires. The Scorpio on the other hand 😒😒😒 (lmao I know I sound like I'm hating on Scorpios but it's actually one of my favorite signs 😂) she uses her Libra rising to make people think she's nice and then acts like such trash secretly. Everybody has a fake side but hers is malicious and selfish and that's shit I just can't deal with. I wonder what house her sun is in? Whatever, it just kinda makes me mad because the Taurus girl gets judged for her openness with her fast life and sexuality but is an AMAZING person to friends and strangers but the Scorpio dresses modest, wears glasses, and has adorable little curls so nobody realizes that she's been orchestrating their Dmn demise the entire time! The same kinda thing literally happened last month when we went to hang out with some guy friends and ended up waiting in the car forever so she could fuck one of the guys, which would have been no big deal if we had planned this and it wasn't almost 4 in the morning. I guess I just hate when people have no problem inconveniencing others for their own desires. Also, another thing my female Scorpio friends have in common is that they have ZERO respect for Gemini males lmao (funny because my baby's father is a Gemini and he got his heart broken by a Scorpio earlier this year lmao). They literally hate them yet a lot of Gemini guys have big dicks (in our experience 😂) so they literally just use them for sex and talk behind their backs smh so it's even more annoying that the guy she left us in the car to fuck was a Gemini and she started talking shit as soon as she came back. 🙄😒saying how she'll never take a Gemini seriously and shit.. then why you was so hype about spending time with him??? Bruhhhhh see this rant about to be even longer cause I just have too many thoughts on this now. 😭😂 like also, back to the boy craziness! This bitch acts like she's sooo mature and above everybody but you should see her dumb ass when she's about to see a boy. 🙄🙄🙄 she literally starts vibrating and gets giddy as hell and starts talking soooo fucking much which is the worst icing on the cake to me. Don't keep rubbing your bullshit in my face after pissing me off. Ironically, she was talking about Taureans yesterday because her sister is one and was like "I don't get why you guys never say how you're feeling! Like I can't read your mind so why y'all never express when y'all mad?" And then her behavior yesterday literally answered her question. Taureans like fun but we don't like fucking drama but it seems like Scorpios BREATH drama so while we're trying to keep the trip stable, this bitch is flying around life not making and iota of sense! And what do taureans do when shit stops making sense? We sit our asses back, shut our mouths, and endure until the ground is stable again. That's why when she got back we were quiet the rest of the trip because like.. anymore surprises? We HATE surprises. I guess that's why Taureans get quiet during emotional upheavals? Me and the other Taurus were BOILING but we shut our fucking mouths when she came back around because opening our mouths to talk while in extreme emotion makes oUR VOICES COME OUT UNINTENTIONALLY LOUD AND FULL OF HATE BECAUSE YOU KEEP THROWING SHIT OUR WAY AND WE CAN NO LONGER BREATH THE EXTREME NEGATIVITY THROUGH OUR NOSES! WE DONT TALK WHEN YOU'RE UPSETTING US BECAUSE WE DONT WANNA BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE REALLY THIS TRASH SO WE SHUT UP AND GIVE YOU CHANCE AFTER CHANGE TO CORRECT YOURSELF THEN BLOW THE HELL UP WHEN YOU KEEP RUBBING IT IN! I know it sounds childish to not say what you're feeling but we just expect everyone to have common sense and KNOW as a fucking adult what's rude/stupid/nonsensical, so we sit our asses back and reevaluate our relationship with you. It's something air dominants don't really understand though because my sister is a Gemini sun, Aquarius moon (ugh I'm surrounded by Aquarius moons 🙄) and she didn't believe that I was actually having contractions and took forever to take me to the hospital when I had my daughter because I wasn't showing any emotion when I'd tell her I was in pain and wasn't saying much. My baby's father is a Gemini sun and Mercury and he literally rambled through our daughter's birth and has to talk while she's getting shots because he gets through high levels of any feeling through distracting his mind with random words. Ugh I actually love it because you know when you've made him nervous when his rambling Gemini twin starts coming out even though he's a Scorpio rising who likes to portray himself as all dark and mysterious 😂. Anyways! Taureans just prefer to lay low and endure.. until it gets real, then the rest of your chart comes out. Like when I was having contractions, I quietly endured them the whole time like a Taurus... until it was time for her to come and they got worse so the Pisces moon came out! I like the description of the moon sign being who you are when you need your mother." I literally started reaching for my mom, everyone else in the room faded away, and I kept whining to her and asking "is there any drug that can knock me out so I won't have to live through this pain?? I don't want to live though this. I don't want to experience this." While shaking my head, attempting to wake up from that nightmare 😂 I'm literally an escapist in the highest form! I find it interesting that my moon house also played a big part because I remember during the contractions that I was being a Pisces moon and trying to imagine myself in the place I'd rather be and I closed my eyes and imagine myself in a casket, and then I felt like that wasn't enough and I imagined myself burning I hell and was slightly satisfied lmao the 8th house moon is such a trip. *Sigggh* but leave it to an Aries MC person to be this annoying and off subject during a rant but whatever, I've accepted that I'm nothing but a Taurus sun version of Kanye West. 😂 But I only have "fun" friends I don't have "emotional outlet" friends so I have nobody to talk about my suppressed rage to. 🙃

Enjoy your dinner - Wanda Maximoff x Reader

Summary: Wanda misses her girlfriend and she won't wait for Clint's birthday dinner with the Avengers to be over. / Special request

Warnings: (+18), public smut, softdom!wanda, sub!reader, fingering, smut, teasing, establish relationship, a brief of teasing with magic.

A/N: I guess i'm writing smut instead of my series. This is short and sinful, but i hope you enjoy it.

Words: 1.093K

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You were having trouble paying attention to Steve's words about a story from his army days.

This was entirely because of the tingling sensation in your thigh, which you knew very well who was causing it.

The Avengers were all at Clint's birthday celebration, and Tony decided to organize a dinner party at a very fancy and expensive restaurant downtown, and he rented out the whole floor for a little privacy.

At the moment, you were all sitting at the long table covered with a white lining, lots of silverware and an impressive diversity of dishes, while you all talked among yourselves about the most diverse subjects.

Because of your disorganized routine this week, you barely had time to spend with your girlfriend, and to say that you missed her was an understatement. The last time you had a decent conversation was almost ten days ago, and you could only remember the last time you had been intimately with her because the bruises on your neck or breasts had not yet completely disappeared.

Wanda seemed to miss you in the same way. When you arrived at the restaurant, the avengers were already seated, and after casting an apologetic glance at them for being late and saying happy birthday to Clint, you greeted Wanda with a quick kiss, and sat down next to her at the table.

Everything went well for the first thirty minutes, as you helped yourself to some juice and food, and laughed at Thor's jokes and Natasha's sarcastic comments, but when you began to pay attention to Steve's story about the time he jumped on a grenade, you choked slightly as you felt the tingling in your inner thigh, clutching your fork harder than necessary, but managing to disguise the sigh as you cleared your throat quickly.

Out of the corner of your eye, you noticed that Wanda had her elbow on the table, resting her chin on her hand as she stared straight ahead, apparently paying attention to the captain's story. What was relevant was the hand in her lap, the red magic between her fingers.

"Wanda, please, we are in public." You warned her in your head, but she didn't even look at you. The tingling sensation is still there, hovering over your skin.

"I miss you, moya lyubov." She retorted tenderly, her magic rising a little on your thigh, and making you shiver in anticipation.

You cleared your throat again, settling uncomfortably into your seat, and closing your legs. Wanda gave you a little corner smile, and the sensation stopped.

You thought it was over, and even had time to laugh at Tony's comment about how Steve's stories were always about war, when you felt Wanda's hand on your thigh.

Your body tensed immediately, and you looked at her. But she held your gaze for just a second, an innocent smile on her lips, before she looked straight ahead again, as if paying attention to the parallel conversations. The table was a complete noisy mess, and no one would notice the lack of your or her participation in the talk. But still, you were in public. Your friends next to you. That idea was complete insanity.

"Wanda. Please." You asked in your mind again, and bit your lips to keep from sighing when she squeezed your skin before slowly moving her hand up, making your heart race.

"Babe, but you're so hot." She mentally retorted, settling herself next to you so that the table cloth covered her hand and your lap completely. You closed your fist tightly as her fingers caressed you over your panties. "And look at this, so wet for me already. And I haven't even touched you yet, Printsessa.”

"Fuck, Wanda." You mumbled softly in embarrassment, feeling your neck warming up.

Wanda pushed your thigh slightly so that you spread your legs for her under the table.

"Just be quiet for me, lyubov." She asked in thought, and you squeezed the seat cushion with your fingers tightly, Wanda's hand moving so she could caress you over your panties before pushing the cloth aside, and her finger touching your swollen clit. "Oh, baby, you always feel so good." She whispered in your mind, looking as pleased with the touch as you were.

A low sound escaped your throat, and you hurried to disguise it as soon as you noticed Nat's curious gaze on you, but your lopsided smile was enough for the red to believe that you were just bored with Thor's narrative about the honor of the hammer or whatever it was he was talking about. Your attention was firmly focused on Wanda's fingers inside you, making your body tremble and a familiar tightness begin to grow in your stomach.

Wanda began to make repetitive movements against your clit, and you needed every control not to moan. When she penetrated you with her finger, as deep as that position would allow, you almost knocked the glass of juice onto the table.

"Are you sure you want to stop?" She teased in thought as she pulled out of you, noticing how wet and slippery you were. You were going to tell her to fuck off, but she inserted two fingers into you next, and you had to shut up or you would have whimpered with pleasure.

The way her fingers were inside of you, touching all the right places as she moved in and out and made sure to squeeze on your clit against her palm, was really making it hard to stay quiet.

Your body was burning hot and trembling, and the growing pleasure in your core made your head spin and your mouth go dry. You needed to escape this before the whole team witnessed you crumble into Wanda's fingers like a whimpering mess.

"Wanda." You warned in your head. "Stop. I can't hold it.”

"I know." She retorted, a little smile at the corner of her lips. You were almost moaning her name when she rotated her fingers inside you, hit that sweet spot that almost brought you to the edge, but the next moment she withdrew her fingers completely. She wiped your wetness on your thigh, and turned her face to you.

"Babe, I'm going to the bathroom, will you excuse me?" She asked innocently. You had to blink a moment before you moved your chair to the side, giving her passage. She was already standing as you tried to normalize your breathing when her voice invaded your mind again. "Are you going to keep up with me or do you want to go without cumming tonight?"

With trembling legs, you didn't even mind the insinuating glances you received from Nat as soon as you stood up, hurrying to accompany Wanda to the bathroom.

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hey. i was strolling through your dean studies tag and had to close it bc i was going INSANE but it also got me thinking of something. i've never taken a gender studies class and sometimes tbh i feel like i can't keep up with yall's discussions, i'm just a simple she/they biologist, but i thought i'd give my two cents from my field bc i can't stop thinking about this (in a submission bc it got long, sorry. idek if this makes sense).

there’s this book by Matt Ridley called “The Red Queen: Sex and the Evolution of Human Nature" that goes into sexual selection, the mechanism through which females choose the males they mate with (usually) in the animal kingdom, which is tied to natural selection, and how that has carried onto humans. and it mentions male peacocks’ tails as an example of a very curious thing (this is gonna make sense). 

flashy and exuberant tails are favoured by females and there are two theories for this, literally called the sexy-son and the good-sense. sexy-son says females want sons what will attract more females (ouroboros), good-sense says flashy tails denote health. but the thing is the flashier the tail the more susceptible to predators they are. and one male can mate with several females but each female can only mate with one male. so the need to mate necessarily subjects males to violence, either at the hands of predators or amongst themselves in competition, and it’s a vicious cycle. the need to mate leads to violence and participating in the violence leads to better chances of mating. and the book argues that this is stil true in humans and our minds are the equivalent to the peacock’s tail

and i can’t stop thinking about that in terms of gender and specifically in terms of dean. he hyperperforms masculinity to the point where other men notice he’s compensating, making himself more vulnerable in an attempt to increase his chances. masculinity the way dean sees it necessarily implies violence against the world, either through aggression or projection, and subjecting himself to that violence too, and he keeps doing it, he keeps making his tail flashier, [denoting] his presence in ways where it would in theory be better for him not to be seen, because he has to keep doing it.

he overperforms bc if he doesn’t his tail won’t be flashy enough to compete with his peers (heterosexual men he needs to convince) or get him the attention of women, but because he overperforms his tail is too flashy and he gives himself away to predators (heterosexual men who see through his bluff). predator and peer are the same and dean ultimately fails his performance bc it consists of copying them, but which one is he copying? does it even matter if they’re the same?

first off even though i know it’s like a scientific term you putting dean winchester and the sexy son hypothesis in the same sentence is SENDING MEEEEEE so thank u for that

but yeah also it really is like he necessarily subjects himself to and resigns himself to violence. because the violence is not just some arbitrary result or cost of performing his masculinity, but a necessary mechanism through which masculinity is recognised realised and produced. it’s ALL about the peers

15 questions 15 mutuals

thanks for tagging me @ur-prfctlywrng (i love you mother, thank you for virtually birthing me) & @matchamendes (MY FAVOURITE)

1. are you named after anyone?

i mean yea if there's someone named disappointment

2. when was the last time you cried?

on my birthday because i felt ✨ ugly ✨ and my self esteem went to shit again

3. do you have/want kids?

the other day i accidentally washed my hair with moisturiser what do you fucking think

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

what's sarcasm? never heard of her!

5. what’s the first thing you notice about people?

probably their sense of humour because i don't have one and so i tend to pick up from people around me

6. what’s your eye color?

it's a very dark brown

7. scary movie or happy ending?

a lot of people don't know this but i'm literally the biggest fucking sucker for scary movies like i am always, always up for them. sometimes idek what movie i'm watching as long as someone's dying or blood is being spilled. i don't believe in happy endings (as is obvious from what i write) & so pull up with a chainsaw and watch me drip in excitement lmao

8. any special talents?

🤠 pushing people i love away 🤠

9. where were you born?

gujarat, india. can't speak gujarati still but kem cho mane marvanu bauj shauk che hehe

10. what are your hobbies?

creating anything, basically. writing, all sorts of art, photography, cinematography, poetry, all that jazz. you can call me 😌 jack of all trades master of none 😌

11. do you have any pets?

i'm the saddest bitch in town do you think that would be the case if i had a mf dog to greet me every time i come home? i just keep petting all the strays on my street uwu. holler at me catching rabies on the way to class

12. what sports do you play/have you played?

i played badminton growing up and then football (soccer for you american fuckers) religiously for a while but my mom diagnosed me with Stupid Bitch Disease in sophomore year so i had to stop because sports take way too much time & i barely studied. so now i gym and inhale eggs & chicken like nobody's business. i guess it's true when they say

13. how tall are you?

tall enough to kiss your mom 🤣🤣🤣

14. favourite subject in school?

i'm doing arts so literally all of them tbh. except entrepreneurship that bitch can get FUCKED. i love political theory & art history the most i think

15. dream job?

again, anything where i'm creating something. i love love love writing but i see myself pursuing either art or cinematography in the future. fingers crossed though because with my luck i'd be fortunate to be flipping burgers at a knock off mcdonalds chain smh

tagging literally anyone that wants to do this please expose yourself on the internet and join me in making the terrible decisions that we all wish i didn't 😊👍😍

all of the asks? I'm a dick :3

Omg okie

lol I’m assuming you’re the same anon that asked me for all the questions those other times

Im gonna put it under the cut 

The meaning behind my url: lol idek, one of my old college frens was hobovampire and I wanted to do something along those lines idk

A picture of me: It won’t let me add one but here http://the-emophoenix.tumblr.com/post/161402700146/i-was-tagged-by-spookyowlfren-idek-i-had-to

How many tattoos I have and what they are: I don’t have any yet

Last time I cried and why: Death of my favourite character in Lost

Piercings I have: Technically two ear piercings but they’ve closed up, I’m planning on getting them redone over the next few weeks

Favourite band: TOP, Linkin Park and Fall Out Boy

Biggest turn offs: idrk I’m ace asf but being a dick make me wanna be as far away from someone as possible

Top 5 (insert subject): you gonna need to give me a subject bruh

Tattoos I want:  I want an Undertale heart, the TOP skeleton keys and a watercolour owl

Biggest turn ons: again idrk, but just be nice to everyone and you’ll see people wanna spend more time with you

Age: 19

Ideas of a perfect date: idk bruh

Life goal: Just be happy and safe, and I wanna complete my comic too I need to actually start tho

Piercings I want: I wanna get gauges in both ears and maybe a cartilage piercing too

Relationship status: Single as a pringle my dude

Favourite movie: My inner nerd will always love Transformers and Avatar but Kingsman and p much any Ghibli are my faves

A fact about my life: ummmmm idk lol

Phobia: Falling lol, I’m okie with heights but I panic when I feel like I’m falling, like in planes when they cut the engines for a moment or big rollercoasters, I can’t stand those mental fairground rides

Middle name: Bruh I have 3

Height: around 5′6 I think

Are you a virgin?: Yeeeee boi

What’s your shoe size?: 6 or 7 UK size, depends on the brand

What’s your sexual orientation?: Def asexual but romantically  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?: I drink sometimes with the gang but never enough to be drunk

Someone you miss: my family mostly

What’s one thing you regret?: Leaving home without waking mum up when my stepdad told me to, he isn’t talking to me now because of it

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: Chris Hemsworth or Chris Pratt?? idk I love the marvel bois

Favourite ice cream?: Vanilla and mint choc chip ^w^

One insecurity: I’m worried I’ll never be able to live up to what others think I’m capable of, I’m worried others are gonna leave me too

What my last text message says: I’m proud of you 

Have you ever taken a picture naked?: Ew nah

Have you ever painted your room?: Yeee of course

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?: Nah

Have you ever slept naked?: bruh if you live in a country that normally wet and windy and normally around 15*C and for one week it shoots up to 36*C and you’re telling me you sleep in jammies for that week I wanna see proof

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?: I don’t think so lol

Have you ever had a crush?: Nah

Have you ever been dumped?: No but I dumped someone else cringe

Have you ever stole money from a friend?: Hell no, why on earth would I steal from my buds?

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?: No stranger danger!!!!! I think I did once tho when my frens were with me and they knew them

Have you ever been in a fist fight?: I think when I was like 7??? I don’t remember but I was v anger child

Have you ever snuck out of your house?: Nah the old man would’ve caught me cos he’s a really light sleeper, I’ve had no reason to either, my parents house is tiny anyway

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?: Nope, I’m starting to see a theme with these, wow my life is boring

Have you ever been arrested?: Nah

Have you ever made out with a stranger?: Ew no

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?: sorta ech cringe

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?: Fuck no! I would’ve been kicked from here to next week

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbour?: Well because all of my neighbours have been creepy weirdos or people I still haven’t met yet since moving into college nahh

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?: Yeeee, We finished all our assignments and we had no reason to go to class anymore so we went to the park for an entire day

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?: Sleepovers with the gang of course but not like slept together 

Have you ever seen someone die?: No and I hope I never have to

Have you ever been on a plane?: yeyeyeye multiple times, mostly to see family in Sicily, but I’ve been to Greece and Pompeii too

Have you ever kissed a picture?: yeyeyeyeyeyey

Have you ever slept in until 3?: bruh p much every day

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now?: I love my frens and family equally and I miss the ones I’ve left behind and the ones I can’t be with when we need

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?: yeyeye of course

Have you ever made a snow angel?: Dude snow is my fave

Have you ever played dress up?: Not for a long time lol

Have you ever cheated while playing a game?: Probably???? not for a v long time I think but I can be v competitive 

Have you ever been lonely?: All the time rip

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?: haha yees

Have you ever been to a club?: yeyeyeey it was good fun but its not really my thing

Have you ever felt an earthquake?: Well I slept through the two I was in when I was younger and some of my classmates swear they felt one when we were in Italy

Have you ever touched a snake?: Gimme the snek!!!

Have you ever ran a red light?: Nah I don’t drive yet

Have you ever been suspended from school?: Nope, I’ve never gone that far

Have you ever had detention?: Many times, and always for stupid things cos my school was way too strict, mostly for missing homework tbh

Have you ever been in a car accident?: Yeee, only a small one tho

Have you ever hated the way you look?: Yeeeeee, I feel way more confident in myself with short hair now

Have you ever witnessed a crime?: I don’t think so, If I have I probs didn’t know it was happening

Have you ever pole danced?: Nope

Have you ever been lost?: Mum driving down to London and many times since leaving home

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?: Well I’ve been to Land’s End and Norfolk, but I haven’t been further north than Snowdon, does that count???

Have you ever felt like dying?: Yeep and I came v close to actually doing it during my last month or so at home, my frens were the ones that kept me going, I made a promise

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?: yeee, Unfortunately

Have you ever sang karaoke?: yeee when Mamma mia came out and Abba was a thing again

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?: Yeeep

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?: Yep and its cos my lil brother did the exact same thing

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?: Nah 

Have you ever kissed in the rain?: Nope

Have you ever sang in the shower?: All the time yeyeye

Have you ever made out in a park?: No am virgin bruh plus ew cringe

Have you ever dream that you married someone?: I think maybe once after going to my cousins wedding

Have you ever glued your hand to something?: I superglued my hand to my shoe while trying to fix a hole in said shoe

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flagpole?: No but I dared a fren to and laughed

Have you ever gone to school partially naked?: No? are kids in America okie?

Have you ever been a cheerleader?: Nah, none of my schools have had big enough teams for that

Have you ever sat on a roof top?: Nah but it would be nice to watch the stars from the roof

Have you ever brush your teeth?: Well I’ve been on this planet for nearly 20 years, it would be kinda worrying if I hadn’t yet lol

Have you ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?: Alien, I haven’t been able to watch it all the way through, my mum scarred me lol

Have you ever played chicken?: I think for a school trip into Dartmoor to see who would jump off the highest rock into the gorge pools, I failed lol, I didn’t even want to climb up see Q18

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?: Yep, my swimming club were arseholes

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?: A few times but its mostly when dickheads say it to make me uncomfortable, yeee those guys

Have you ever broken a bone?: I think I fractured my thumb when I was smol and mum thought I fractured my back when I got knocked out for the first time

Have you ever been easily amused?: yee course, thats just me lol

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?: Everytime with @spookyowlfren and too many times with the gang

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?: probs when I was smol

Have you ever cheated on a test?: Nope, if I have it was never one that mattered

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?: fuck yes, thank good for name tags

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?: yeyeeyeye and I love them to bits, its always a weird experience meeting with them IRL cos I’m so used to listening to them, its like meeting an old fren you haven’t seen in years even tho we talk every day

Have you ever give us one thing about you that no one knows.: Idrk… I’ve always been really honest with you guys