Ickle by Samuel Raison Via Flickr: Ma ferme des animaux

you're laughing. dennis has a system for seducing men that's his name backwards and instead of it ending with separation it ends with trying to fulfill the man and it involves dennis' mommy issues/kink plus it actually fucking works and he's been giving mac anal orgasms via remote controlled extra large vibrating anal beads and you're laughing.

okay but nesta asking this because she grew up mortal where women are married off young and just have babies and tea parties - but mor acting like it's a deadly insult

then when they return from the battle in summer court and mor still has a stick up her ass

POV ur doctors are gay and insane

snowjanus week: ‘literature’

Probably gonna color this more when I get home from school ^^

Just wanted to draw the SILLIES the OOKIE POOKIESSS

so crazy how jamie had a breakdown and quit his job and basically blew up his career to go be a slut on national tv (which made him miserable) 😭 and then he was like uhhh what do i do and went to his ex for advice 😭 oh baby i felt so bad for him even though he was a huge prick he got knocked down so many pegs and tbh i wish they explored that more like how bad must it have been to go back to his dad after getting some freedom from him to the point that he almost ruined his career

God I knowwww. I joke but I really think a lot about how LCA was actually such a dark time in Jamie’s life

Like. The real reason he left Man City was that he couldn’t tolerate the abuse anymore. He tells Ted that. He had a few months (presumably) at Richmond where he wasn’t being (physically) abused for the first time since childhood, and even in that short period of time, his life changed so much. Like by Two Aces he had already started confronting his trauma and learning from Ted and opening up and kind of sort of getting close to actually making friends and then he just. Woke up one morning and had it yanked out from under him. Just had to go back to his house of horrors in Manchester like nothing had happened

And obviously he tried to reacclimate and go back to what he was used to and just forget everything but it’s like. Growing up in a cage is one thing but being caged after you’ve been free is fucking torture. Obviously he was going to jump at the first chance he had to get the fuck out of there and set out on his own

And THEN he got kicked off LCA and City wouldn’t take him back and he had no one. Literally no one. For the first time in his life he didn’t have teammates and he didn’t have a coach and his relationship with Georgie was in a weird place and he didn’t make friends at Richmond because he was an asshole to everyone and he didn’t have friends at City (sat alone and sad on the bus) and Keeley had left him because he was an asshole to her and James would never take him back so like. He had no one to turn to and no prospects and his career was over it and it was entirely his fault and there was nothing he could do to fix it and so he just went to Keeley as a last ditch effort

sebastian vettel | 1st place | silverstone 2009 | podium no.5

Taking one tentative quarter step into Raya Lucaria like

Media Day at the Qatar GP | 5 October 2023

I mean the whole reason Dennis hated Mac for years was because he wasn't taking care of Dennis anymore like that was a pretty significant plot point and now Dennis is staring Mac in the face after vibrating his hole to completion and telling him "I like it when I can call men Mommy and be called Mommy in return" like Peel my apples baby boy and carry me home pls can you do that for me yeah who's mommy's special man

from my parents but not together (modern) cynonari au