Dans ma vie, j'étais Monique Gibeau un pute de France.... Mais dans mes rêves, j'étais... Noel Gruber au Canada ......Un employé gay Taco Bell dépressiiiiiffff💔
Monique's lament (just her wanting to be Noel is a funny concept)
Translation:
In my life, I was Monique Gibeau a hooker in France.... But in my dreams I played a different role, i was... Noel Gruber in Canada........ A gay depressive Taco bell workeeerrrrrr
I have a new ninjago au. it's Lloyd centred this time
okay so. Lloyd is a medium/psychic/person who can see ghosts. and the ninja are ghosts who have haunted and taken care of him since he was little. there are two versions for how it goes once Lloyd grows up: one, he forgets about them and assumes they were imaginary. he finds out they were not imaginary when he wakes up to Kai staring at him like some sort of demon. the second option is that he remembers them and sorta ends up the weird cryptid kid who talks to himself. I haven't decided which version to go with yet so you get both. this au is mostly fluff
love watching period movies where the english shit talk the french and think they're immeasurably hotter shit. like if the topic of discussion is which indistinguishable in the ways that matter aristrocratic colonial empire is the best at the elitism game, maybe start with acknowledging france has an actual sun and better food and incredible fashion, those being the whole substance of the Period Drama discourse and the only concerns of the nobility and landed gentry. how are you gonna live your life obsessed with balls and hunts and estates and connections and still diss the one shit country that was doing it so much better than you just because they allowed themselves to laugh out loud and have facial expressions lol
Lore summary spoiling the entire plot of Rain World. You have been warned. Now, without further ado, my summary of the Rain World lore.
FP dehydrates LTTM causing LTTM to peek into FP's bedroom giving FP super mega dementia cancer, to which FP responds by using the evil pressure washer to push LTTM down a flight of stairs rendering LTTM permanently unconscious until NSH gives a rat cancer because NSH fucking sucks at making rats and gives the rat a green brain cell to give to LTTM so LTTM can peel their face off the pavement and then cry in a corner with 5 brain cells until another rat comes along and steals FP's life support after the first rat died of cancer and turned into dementia as FP gets more and more cancerous. This other rat gives LTTM the batteries stolen from the cancer patient causing LTTM to begin repairing themselves. As things begin looking up, literal Jesus comes along and smites LTTM and sends them to purgatory.