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lxkeee · 3 months

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⋆.˚ ⭒˚FLY ME TO THE MOON ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚

—part two

pairing: lucifer morningstar x fem! archangel raphael! reader

fandom: hazbin hotel

genre: friends to enemies, so it's angsty

notes: hehehehe idk yeah, this is now a series of sort 🤯 also, eat well simps /affectionate. I'll be basing off the seven virtues' appearance off from esbellesantos' Fanart but I wouldn't like fully follow their headcanon personality and make a different personality for them.

Part One | Part Three | THE SEVEN VIRTUES

So many years have passed after Lucifer's trial, during those years [y/n]'s gigantic and majestic wings finally grew. Three pairs of majestic wings now prodding on her back, a golden halo on top of her head. The [y/n] that was just a background character has now risen up the ranks, God seeing her potential and granted her the title of archangel, now one of the seven virtues of heaven.

[y/n] who was once upbeat and cheerful has now grown cold and mature as she took the responsibility god has placed upon her shoulders. Heart closed to other immortal beings but opened to the mortal ones.

She rules a specific area of the skies, as the seven virtues are tasked to watch their own territory and to make sure to maintain peace and order with the heavenly beings.

She sat on the chair just by her balcony, a small table in front of her. A cup of steaming coffee on the table as she read a newspaper containing some daily heavenly news. A gold wedding ring on her ring finger. She stared at the bright, white, and blue scenery outside her home. Clouds all over the place, other lower ranked angels flying around.

She lives in a huge mansion by herself despite being married.

“Darling I am here~!” a male spoke as the sound of the door to the living room was slammed open. Speaking of her husband, familiar footsteps tapping on the pristine white and gold marbled tiles as the person arrived to the balcony of the living room.

“Azrael, to what do I owe you the pleasure?” [y/n] asked, gently placing back down her coffee cup on to the table. Tilting her head to look at her husband. Tall, slender, mischievous.

Don't get her wrong, she and Azrael don't like each other romantically but they are more on platonic. They only got married... Well... Because of boredom and they did promised each other to marry each other if they remained single even when they've reached a certain age. They promised to divorce each other if they find the one that is right for them. Despite their odd friendship, the two trust each other a lot. Azrael was one being there for her when Lucifer fell from grace.

“I just have some news to share with you, I think this will catch your interest dear.” Azrael winked at her, leaning against his black staff. Eyes half lidded as he awaited for her reaction.

[y/n]'s eyes stopped moving along the words of the paper she was reading, tilting her head to look at the taller angel with curiosity, eyebrow raised. “Really now? Tell me dearie.” she says with a smirk, lifting her coffee cup and bringing it to her lips.

“Lucifer apparently wants to have a meeting with heaven. He wanted to propose another idea of his.” Azrael says with a smirk, his smirk widening as he watched [y/n] choked on her drink.

She clears her throat, getting the caffeine out of her esophagus. The revelation brought back so many memories that it caught her off guard.

“I'm sorry, what did you say?” she asked again, eyes blinking. Having second thoughts whether she heard him wrong.

Azrael crosses his arms and smirks, “You heard me, he's coming up here to tell us about his plans for the wayward souls down there.”

“Really now?” [y/n] asked with a scoff, wiping her lips with a clean white cloth. She lost her hope in humanity, she believes that the people who didn't properly use the free will gifted to them by Lucifer, shouldn't be given another chance as they wasted that opportunity to live a good life.

“I doubt that the others would agree to whatever plan he has to show.” [y/n] says, sipping her coffee once more.

Azrael laughs, wiping a tear off his eye. “My, you used to agree with his views. To see you disregard his plans before even hearing is just too cruel, [y/n]” he says with a mischievous smile on his face, a sing-song tone in his voice.

“They got gifted free will and look what they have done with it. I believe those souls are better off staying down there and looking back at the times they could've done better.” [y/n] says coldly.

Azrael shrugs, the smirk never leaving his face.

“Well, I don't really care about mortal life that much considering I am the angel of death. My duty is to guide them to the afterlife.” he says, shrugging. Walking to the railings of the balcony and leans his back against it.

“Well, that's the only reason I came here. I have duties to attend to and the meeting will be happening in a few days. I'm sure it would be quite a lovely reunion with all eight of us.” Azrael says with a smirk, excited how the meeting will go with all seven virtues plus Lucifer in the same room. He can tell it would be tense and chaotic.

“Good luck in your work.” [y/n] says with a lazy shrug making the taller angel laugh.

“Adios~” he says before disappearing in a puff of sparkly black smoke.

Turning back to the world outside her home, dull [e/c] eyes looking over the blue horizon. She sighs, closing her eyes as she sighs.

“A meeting huh, it's been awhile since I've last seen him.” she mutters, eyes opening. Cold and calculative. “This should be interesting.”

Timeskip to a few days later...

Lucifer paced back and forth inside his room, a guest room heaven prepared for him. The meeting would happen in two hours and he is beyond nervous. It took so much time to convince them to listen to him but they finally agreed because he persisted.

He expected that it will be only Sera to judge his plans, the anxiety and fear he felt when Sera told him that the seven virtues themselves would grant him an audience to his plans for hell.

He doesn't know much about the seven virtues as it was only implemented a few years after his fall but he knew that it consists of powerful angels that kept the order and peace of heaven. He can list a few angels that are probably one of the seven virtues.

But despite all this, his heart has been aching. He's in heaven, he's standing on the same ground as [y/n]. He misses her, so goddamn much.

Did she miss him too? Probably not.

Remembering how bad their goodbye was, there wasn't any to begin with.

Lucifer sighs, patting up his dark pink suit to ease up the creases. Despite the years that have already gone by, [y/n] never left his heart. He never forgets, every detail of his world no matter how miniscule it is... He can't help but think, [y/n] would've loved this, this is her favorite color, her favorite food, and etc.

He loves Lilith but he also loves [y/n] (more even!) and he knows it's too late to admit that and he's afraid to admit to himself that... He may have made the wrong choice of ignoring her advances.

His gloved hands moved to his collar, adjusting it. “Don't think about her Lucifer, you have a meeting to do and this is for the sake of your people and family.” he says to himself. Taking deep breaths to calm his fast beating heart.

He is ready to propose his plan on making a hotel to redeem sinners.

The seven virtues of heaven sat in a u-shaped table, all seven virtues wearing a mask that hides their faces. In front of them stood a very nervous Lucifer.

Not a single one of them aside from Lucifer talked, they listened to him talk about his plans for hell.

It is a good plan but without proof, it is useless.

“With the hotel, I am sure sinners would find a way to redeem themselves and join you guys here in heaven.” Lucifer says, a nervous smile on his face as he ends his presentation. Standing in front of the seven virtues is a real nerve wrecking. He can sense the power emitting from each and every one of them. One wrong move and he's done for.

“The idea is cute and all but without evidence, this... This is completely useless.” Gabriel says, a bored tone in her voice as she lazily held the folder filled with the details of Lucifer's plan and letting it fall into the table with a loud thud.

Lucifer flinches from her remark and the sound of his hopes and dreams of his people hitting with a loud thud on the table from Gabriel's actions.

“I agree.” Michael says, removing his mask. A mischievous smile on his face. “Lucifer, you don't know what these mortal souls are capable of. How can you be so sure the hotel would work if you yourself aren't sure they wanted to redeem themselves in the first place?” Michael asked, voice filled with authority, eyebrows raised as he asked the question, looking down on his twin brother, Lucifer.

Lucifer flinches, starting to get nervous.

“Well... We wouldn't know if we'd tr—” he says but getting cut off.

“You've never seen the horrors and atrocities these mortal souls commit with their free will. War, corruption, death, murder, drugs... Anything you can name it. What makes you think these people would want to make themselves better?” Jophiel says, his voice shaking. A laugh escaping his lips as he remembers the horrors he's seen on earth, a mocking laughter.

“They're truly terrible, these souls don't have a place here in heaven.” Michael sneered.

Azrael just smirked as he watched the scene unfold, [y/n] keeping quiet beside him. His hand intertwined with hers to comfort her.

“But they're souls, human souls just the same with the one's up here in heaven.” Lucifer defended, clenching his fists.

“They are not the same, the souls here in heaven have earned it.” Camuel says with a smile, finally removing his own mask.

“Ugh, the work I have to do carrying each soul to their destination is quite tiring. Annoying even. Especially when a soul curses at me for bringing them to hell when they only have themselves to blame.” Azrael says with a groan, smirking as he removes his mask. Looking at Lucifer challengingly.

Lucifer's eyes widened at the cruelty of their words, six virtues now staring at him face-to-face, aside from one virtue who kept quiet.

“Well, each one of us already said our opinion aside from Raphael here... Or should I say, [y/n]? Do you have something to say?” Azrael says, a teasing smile on his face. [Y/n] glaring at Azrael as she slightly squeezed his hand.

Lucifer's eyes widened, heart beating faster than ever before when he heard the name. Even more so when the last virtue removed her mask.

Cold, bored, calculative, and dull.

No longer the bright sparkling [e/c] eyes Lucifer loved before.

“Is this even necessary? All of you had already said what needed to be said.” [y/n] says, removing her hand from Azrael's as she leans her elbows on the table. Putting her chin on her knuckle. A lazy and bored look on her face. A shiny gold band on her ring finger, a wedding ring.

She's married? He asked himself but that question isn't too important as he is focused on something else. How cold she is. That something Lucifer isn't quite used to.

The others looked at [y/n] expectantly making the woman sigh, “Very well then, I would have to agree with the others.” she says coldly.

This isn't his [y/n]. Where was the [y/n] who used to be so kind, bright, cheerful, and had hopes for humanity? What happened to her?

Lucifer stood in fear, not knowing how to act now that [y/n] is revealed to be one of his audience.

“Humans. They are selfish and vile creatures. Destroying the planet our creator had given them, killing and hurting their own kind. Poverty, hunger, corruption, death. If you haven't given them the apple, they would be living in peace and harmony and with no worry in eden but you took that away from them and now they're doomed to suffer.” [y/n] coldly explained. “You cannot see it personally and that is your burden to carry, your punishment.”

Lucifer can't speak, mind blanking as a loud ringing was heard on his ears. Hands shaking, he couldn't breathe.

Where was the one person who believed in him? Did he fucked up so much to even lose her too?

“You're really mad huh?” Azrael says, placing a hand over his cheek. A similar gold band on his ring finger. Lucifer's eyes widened.

Azrael is married to her. Lucifer thought. Defeated.

“Well, this court finds no evidence that this hotel would be effective. I suggest you leave now or you'll face the consequences.” Michael says, voice is booming and filled with authority. The other virtues glaring at him. Halo's shining down on Lucifer as if to mock him, to show him that they are in power.

Why do you still look so disappointed in me? More so even?

Lucifer asked, looking at [y/n] who avoided his gaze.

Azrael showing off his wedding ring to him with a smirk on his face, making Lucifer's eye twitch.

“This meeting is over.” Michael says, glaring down on Lucifer. “Leave or else you'll suffer the consequences.” Michael says, angelic weapons now aimed warningly at him.

Fear coursing through his veins, Lucifer left. Despite wanting to stay and talk to her, he couldn't. Poofing away in a cloud of sparkly red smoke.

“You okay?” Azrael asked beside her as they flew back to their respective territories. Passing by many clouds, the skies now have a dark shade of blue as the sun has set a few hours ago.

“Nope, but I will eventually.” she says with a sigh making the dark haired male smile.

“You know, I didn't expect him to be so small. You used to be the same height but now you're taller than him.” Azrael mutters with a small laugh.

“They don't have the sun there, Azrael. They don't have the necessary vitamins to grow taller.” [y/n] says with a small laugh. The joke making the male angel laugh hysterically.

“HAHAHAHA! Since when did you make such jokes [n/n]? A really dark one too!” he says before winking at her, “No pun intended.”

The unintended pun making the girl chuckle. Azrael smiled, happy he got to make her smile after that stressful meeting.

I based off the seven virtues here aside from Raphael and Azrael image.

Also, I based this off from the "more than anything" song that Lucifer tried to look for ways to help his people and also based off from that one panel of an episode (I forgot which one) where he was wearing the same outfit Charlie is wearing, the pink suit? Yeah, I imagined he did the hotel concept and told Charlie about it.

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sirclitoressa · 7 months

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Gwendoline Christie Meme Masterpost

since this is my fixation now, and there are definitely more coming. most of these have 6ish pics but i have named each after one in its set. i am very meticulous in my choices (very arbitrary and just sitting here chuckling) <3 enjoy!

ps if you aren't looking for something specific, i tag them all #shitpost

Lucifer Morningstar

born to die world is a fuck

pronouns

blood orange

mazikeen is a simp

semper ubi sub ubi

weird kinks

right in front of my salad,,,

mouse peepee

move im gay

farts

original sin

i eated god

gay sex

nullae puellae?

devils doorbell

i love lucy

Larissa Weems

larissa is a menace

valentino bag....will to live?

road work ahead

im feel so normal

poor little meow meow

boob

are straight people ok

eldritch rage

you...don't do that?

👁️👄👁️

behold my balls

wee(m)zer

anons

birthday

what i dont have tumblr

live laugh lonely larissa

particularly skanky

they don't know i'm a lesbian

wednesday miscalculates

lavender oat milk latte

um well im british

charge ur vibrator larissa

beep beep bitch im gay

Jane Murdstone

in a way that matters

gay sex you say?

hate crimes

Jan Stevens

im ovulating

Captain Phasma

star sign

Miranda Hilmarson

germanic warrior with helmet

uppy mommy

Multi

explain yuri to larissa (larissa, lucifer, jan stevens)

misc part 1 part 2 (lucifer, jan stevens, larissa)

no thoughts head empty (larissa, lucifer, jane murdstone, miranda hilmarson)

i camt read (larissa + lucifer)

safety first (larissa x lucifer)

ever since i was a little girl

valentines

#im so funny teehee #gwendoline christie #larissa weems #lucifer morningstar (the sandman)#jan stevens #jane murdstone #captain phasma #miranda hilmarson #shitpost

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symbioticsimplicity · 21 days

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Tumblr, I have like...the weirdest question to ask you all. And I don't exactly know how to phrase it.

What...no, I think where exists the sexual being threshold for clowns?

See yeah no I don't know how to ask this, let's--

Here, visuals can only help us:

Here we've got these guys. They have all the classical halmarks of being a clown. Colorful face paint, big red nose, off-putting clashing outfit, the works. On most people's Sexy Meter or whatever, they're rating pretty low. Might even hit creepy for some folk.

But then we've got like, I dunno, this fuckin dude:

Definitely still a clown, and creepy as all hell arguably. But. BUT. There are plenty of people who want to fuck him, I know it, I've seen the fan art.

Could be the monsterfuckers I hear you say. You're probably right, but that's not the only flavor of clown I see folks wanting to get freaky with.

I think I've figured out my actual question now, the pictures helped.

How many clown traits can something have and still be sexy? And which ones are they??? And just maybe, what the fuck is it about a handful of clown traits that makes people lose their shit???

So. We have a baseline. Normal ass Bozo lookin headass clowns.

Now, lets shuffle to the far side of this horrible, horrible scale I need to make.

I would be remiss not to mention her for a question like this:

Arguably Harley has the least amount of clown traits while still being associated HEAVILY with clowns. Previous iterations of her have leaned harder into the clown theme, although she's more of a jester but fuck it same circus.

Regardless of her clown genus, Harley is arguably the best example of the Clown Sexiness cross over bullshit I'm talking about. She was also built with the intention of making her sexually appealing and she happens to have the least actual clown traits.

Now is that...related??

Recently I've been watching a lot of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss (which is probably what triggered this whole clown sexualization crisis nonsense). There are a LOT of characters in that series who resemble clowns heavily and are also still considered to be sexy.

On the lower end of the clown scale we have:

The Morningstars. Both Charlie and Lucifer’s faces resemble clown makeup strongly enough to immediately make one think of clowns. Lucifer is dressed like a fucking ringmaster and both of them are very silly MOST of the time. They're both considered attractive.

But then you've got these bitches:

They are VERY clown. Pretty sure they're based on clownfish even. They SING about being clowns.

Still hot!

But Symbi, I hear you groan, they're traditionally attractive women, of course people think they're hot. That's why. It overides the clown. That's it.

EXPLAIN. HIM.

This fucking dude is AGGRESSIVELY clown. He probably has the highest quotient of clown traits of the regular Helluva Boss cast. He's a weird little gremlin and I KNOW people want to fuck him real bad.

Is it because they've minimized the obtrusiveness of the clown? Moved away from the traditional and into stylization and thus transcended the barriers of clown? Is it cause they're all skinny and white?

I'd probably pack it up there with that as an explanation if I hadn't had to sit through THIS FUCKING DUDE taking over my dash for weeks:

I don't know a goddamn thing about One Piece but I know everyone was so fucking horny about this clown for...just a long ass while.

Now HE has even more prominent clown traits than anyone since Pennywise tbh. He's serving classic clown cunt like he's the last circus in Clown Town. Surely he should have been in the same camp as the baseline guys.

And yet. AND YET my very vivid memory of the fever dream that was watching a chunk of the internet simp for him tells me that's not the case.

So. Where the FUCK is the line?? Where do we stop wanting to fuck clowns? Why do we START wanting to fuck clowns?? Where in the god bedamned hell do ICP fall on this... clown fuckery scale. Please don't answer that one.

I don't know the answers to any of it. I just noticed that people find it sexy when people do the big lipstick with the points at the corners and that shit looks like stylized clown makeup. Now I'm drowning in clowns and questions.

Help.

#clowns #i dont know what the fuck to tag this??#harley quinn #pennywise #habin hotel #helluva boss #one piece #i guess???#this probably made no sense I don't know what I'm on but SOMETHING is going on here

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pastel-rights · 6 months

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whats the most iconic/memorable thing abt ur friends

what ISN'T memorable about my friends tbh. /lh

hmmm.... let me think.

Tae - Well in light of... recent events!! Tae trying to give me roses is right and present in my mind!! /lh/pos

but for most memorable... shit, there's a lot tbh. If I had to choose something though... I'd have to go with either "Move it, pretty boy!" or the day she told me Morningstar can't count/do basic math.

Oh and whenever I hear "I Love You Like An Alcoholic" or "This Day Aria" I will think of you.

Sam - "Is it Sammmmmuelllllll?" [ thanks for that one, mama!! /j ]

There's also the day me and Sam learned there's a KFC dating sim and we just lost our shit. Or them on their [ fake ] marriage counselor/priest/divorce attorney arc.

Or Dan the Divorce Deer!!! We still have tea sometimes, they're the best!

Or Immortalpheus with the questionnaire. Now THAT is the funniest shit I've ever been subjected to.

Navi - I always think of how Navi had that train conductor crisis and giggle. It's just so... Navi!! /lh

Fifi - Timothy has severely traumatized me.

Pins - YOU CALLED ME A FURINA KINNIE IM IN TEARS. IM NOT A FURINA KINNIE!!!! is this how Tae feels when she gets called a Light kinnie /j

Oh and your Jade musing arc was also pretty memorable to me!! Your Jade is so funny /pos

Clown - Clown's stepparent shenanigans are so fucking funny, and I never thought I would have a muse to accidentally become a part of them. /pos

Orange - Anytime Orange would entrust me to be their anon crime messenger was pretty funny yknow I think Orange is funny as FUCK.

Boris - the fool's gold simping arc. But I also giggle whenever I see their art, it lives rent free in my head it's SOOO good.

Klai - I always will think of Narrator Phineas when I think of Klai. I don't know what it is, but Klai loving Narrator Phineas as much as they do fills me with a warm and fuzzy feeling. /pos

Beth - i

i'm so sorry

the tram beth. the tram /lh

But I also will always and forever think of the commission of Susannah and Beth you did for me!!! And the next commission will go right next to it once it's finished🫶I want to get them printed out and put on my walls, will update you if I ever get to it. /gen

Marioguy - Brendan trying to murk Hare the moment they met will never NOT baffle me. congrats.

Emma - "only one monster lover can exist in this server. GET EM!"

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chrism02 · 1 year

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So, I noticed we're both on a Gwendoline Christie and Alfred Molina kick (which is weird that personal tastes run so alike!). Do you have any other actors you simp hard for? Asking for a friend who wants to expand her obsession towards other characters.

Weird? Nah. A happy occurrence. You should have seen me when I discovered that I and @omgbrainstorming like some of the same characters. Or how happy I was when I saw that you liked Molina as well. 😊

Well, for actors:

Mark Sheppard - as Crowley (SPN), James Sterling (Leverage)

2. Michael Sheen - as Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aro Volturi (Twilight), Martin Whitly (Martin Whitly)

3. Anthony Hopkins - as Hannibal, Stevens (The Remains of the Day), Frank Doel (84 Charing Cross Road)

4. Lana Parrilla - as Regina Mills (OuaT), Rita Castillo (Why Women Kill)

5. James Spader - as Raymond Reddington (Blacklist), Alan Shore (Boston Legal)

For characters, I was tagged in a fandom tag game once, so I'll put that:

The Librarians: Jenkins

Harry Potter: Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy

The Devil Wears Prada: Miranda Priestly

GoT/asoiaf: Tyrion Lannister and Brienne of Tarth (obviously 😁)

BBC Sherlock: Mycroft Holmes

Agatha Christie’s Poirot: Hercule Poirot

Hellsing: The Major, Walter C. Dornez

Avatar: Dr. Grace Augustine

Daredevil (TV series): Franklin “Foggy” Nelson and Wilson Fisk

Pirates of the Caribbean: Hector Barbossa and Cutler Beckett

The Sandman (2022): Lucifer Morningstar (does it come as a surprise? 😁)

I'm sure there are others I can't recall just now. 😅 And you know I like Jafar from the animated movie since your fics are the ones I read repeatedly. 😊

#ask #thank you for the message!

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restlesscrybaby · 1 year

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WELCOME TO MY ACCOUNT!!!

-- I'm Reilly!! ( RestlessCrybaby <33 ).

-- Panromantic and pansexual! She/her or any pronouns!

-- I've got a lovely bf! @dumby-elf !! The biggest Death simp, you guys should go and draw his self insert and Death together <33

-- I've got amazing friends!!

-- I'm a huge artist and writer <33!!

-- I'm multifandom!!

-- My birthday is March 3rd, I'm a Pisces!

-- My favorite color is rose gold... I really love pink.

\/ \/ MORE INFO. \/ \/

× WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE. ×

The basics. ( p3dophilia, vore, proship shi, etc )

Sadly, pregnancy and children stuff!! ( personal reasons. )

... More, but that's the basics.

× RULES FOR WHEN I WRITE ×

Please, give me time! And some things will be rushed, I try to put it out there as quick as I can ^^!!

If I don't get to your request, please give me time! Unless I post something stating to resend it, as my tumblr has a habit of deleting my inboxes.

Please, do not be offended if your ask isn't done like the others, I have countless reasons as to why it may not be done like that <33

And in general, have fun with my writing! I try to make sure you guys have enough creative room to let your minds roam free!

Pretty much the same for drawing!!!

♡ SOME OF MY INTERESTS! ♡

☆ Big ones marked with a star!

Writing ! ☆☆☆

Drawing ! ☆☆☆

True crime ! ☆☆☆

Movies !

TV shows !

Anime !

Poetry! ☆

Psychology ! ☆☆☆

Femme fatales! ☆

Vintage cartoons!

Horror! ☆☆☆

♡ ( SOME ) FANDOMS I'M IN! ♡

(( not all! ))

Puss In Boots: The Last Wish,

MHA

Beavis and Butthead,

Lucifer,

Danganronpa,

Grinch,

American Horror Story,

Beauty and the Beast,

Who Framed Roger Rabbit ( ♡♡♡ )

Pizza Tower,

Tusk, ( ♡♡♡ )

Human Centipede, ( ♡♡♡ )

Chucky,

IT,

Killer Klowns from Outer Space ( ♡♡♡ ),

Goosebumps.

Baldi's Basics.

FNAF.

And more!!

× (( SOME )) CHARACTERS I SIMP FOR!! ×

(( not all!! ))

Jack Horner ( PiB: tLW. )

Katsuki Bakugou. ( MHA. )

Hawks ( MHA. )

TeruTeru Hanamura. ( Danganronpa. )

Mondo Oowada. ( Danganronpa. )

Karl Heisenberg. ( Resident Evil. )

Lady Dim. ( Resident Evil. )

Doc Ock. ( Spider-Man. )

Syndrome. ( The Incredibles. )

Peppino Spaghetti. ( Pizza Tower. )

Tate Langdon. ( AHS. )

Wallace Bryton. ( Tusk. )

Bill Boss. ( Human Centipede 3. )

Martin Lomax ( Human Centipede 2. )

Jang Deok-Su ( Squid Game. )

Slappy the Dummy ( Goosebumps. )

Rodrick Heffley ( Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies. )

Chef. ( South Park. )

Lucifer Morningstar. ( Lucifer on Netflix. )

Sweet Pete. ( Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers. )

The Riddler. ( Batman , 2022. )

Bruno Madrigal ( Encanto 2022. )

Bradley Uppercrust. ( An Extremely Goofy Movie. )

Chucky. ( Child's Play. )

Pennywise. ( IT. ) (( I really love clowns. )

Ayato Aishi ( Yan Sim. )

Peter ( Your Boyfriend. )

John Doe. ( John Doe. ) (( obsessive men :3 ))

And many more.

And I mean many.

× FINAL NOTES. ×

This will be updated every now and again, but for now.

Enjoy.

- Restless Rei's.

#reillyposts #introductory post

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cringely-kinniesimp · 2 months

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Oh No-

Welcome to my kin and simping blog, inspired by @deluzional-simping-time!

Kin list (spiritual btw): Lucifer Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel, Natsuki from Doki Doki Literature Club, and Candi Cotton from Toppat Tomfoolery. No, I'm not revealing who I simp for in the intro, you find out yourself

My kin tags are #kinnie madness (kin ramblings) and #feel good kin stuff (reblogs that remind me of my kins)

My simp tags are #simping madness (simp ramblings) and #reblog now simp later (reblogging stuff that makes me blush)

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#intro

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friendlylifecherry · 2 years

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Idea: God has died somehow and the angels are naturally in massive chaos trying to figure out they should do now and in mourning. The demons took this as an excuse to rampage through the human realm in a weird celebration, with the Demon Brothers leading the way. MC is going with Simeon, Luke, and Solomon on the way to stop them all. Each brother joins you after you beat them, so there's at least that. (BTW, I'm into Persona/SMT, and I have no idea how obvious it is, but that's not just you overthinking it)

In order from youngest to oldest:

Belphegor: he utterly hates humans, so he is just getting them killed in a whole lot of ways, mostly through freaky dreamscape powers [I have no clue if he has those powers, I just started this game]. First boss.

Beelzebub: He's eating his way through a massive buffet line and forcing anyone unfortunate enough to get caught by him to cook nice food for him, with being eaten as the punishment for not bringing food or not cooking well. Second boss and where the difficulty starts kinda kicking your ass.

Asmodeus: Well, you think a mass perma-orgy would be fun. And it is, for the first few times, but then you start getting tired or dehydrated, and the cubi and other lust demons don't let you rest or leave. And in the center is Asmodeus, doing all kinds of stuff that can't be shown in anything other than incredibly detailed porn, hypnotizing the humans in the circle to never leave and always worship him. Third boss and man, does the difficulty spike here!

Satan: As the kid born after the Fall and pretty much has never heard anything good to say about God, he's just wandering around, reading, petting cats, and watching dramas on TV before joining in on a classic post-apocalyptic gang as the scary as fuck leader. The fourth boss and his fight is pretty weird, difficulty-wise since he's not much angry but getting him upset makes the fight 3× as hard as it should be

Leviathan: He's taken over Akihabara and is making everyone serve him. The humans trapped by him need to make routine sacrifices of rare figures, merchandise, collectibles, and other Otaku products, or they are very likely to get eaten or thrown to be fed to Lotan. Hell, he might do that if you make Levi jealous anyway. Fifth boss and man, the dude does not pull back his punches.

Mammon: Frankly, being stuck with Mammon isn't that bad compared to the others. At the very least, you have very low chances of dying because you made Mammon mad or anything. Mammon's running a glitzy casino/hotel, staffed by greed demons and humans who had either been gambled away or gambled themselves away. It's a pretty good place to be a customer, but it will drain you of everything you value, and Mammon ain't letting you go once you start playing. Sixth boss and I hope you got your shit together because he will kick your ass if you aren't prepared.

Lucifer: As the one with the most, shall we say, complicated relationship with God, he is really not taking the old man dying very well. He's pretty much making himself the new God, forcing any humans he catches to worship him and build him a shrine grand enough to offend the heavens, with his brothers as sort of junior divinities. Next to him is Diavolo, who has somehow become even more smitten with how utterly gorgeous Lucifer has become when he's so beautiful and cruel, the Morningstar's glory so utterly radiant that it puts the sun shining on him to shame (simp). Final (not really) boss, both against Lucifer and Diavolo, and this is even worse than Mammon.

There's a recurrent theme of loss, sadness, and anger, like how most people would react when an estranged parent has suddenly died, drowning themselves in vices and hurting themselves and the people around them. Rage, grief, and this throbbing undercurrent of despair. And well, there's a true final boss, as there always is.

Lilith: Or at the very least, the resentful ghost of her angelic power, acting as an all-consuming Avatar of Despair. With the death of God, the entire Celestial Realm, half the human realm, and a good chunk of the Devildom, including her brothers, has fallen into existential despair, which has given her the power to try consuming pretty much everything and everyone in a desperate need to make everyone feel the same way she does/did and to fill the emptiness inside her from the removal of her soul to be reincarnated. The actual final boss and this one just pulls out all the stops on her terror's grandeur and sheer scale.

Finally, Lilith's resentful ghost is defeated, and since there's been a lot of damage to the human realm, MC convinces Barbatos to rewind time to before God died, so none of this ever happened, and all it was is a very terrible collective nightmare. Though God does get a nagging feeling to make a will just in case

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me leviathan #obey me diavolo #dialuci #obey me dialuci #obey me god #obey me lilith #long post

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