jeremy swayman saying “fuck she’s a good girl”

HIII SMOOCHES! I’m going on a dottore brainrot rampage and I’ve been craving zandy content like I just want to pinch his cheeks and protect him at all costs! BUT imagine if like, the segments pissed off reader one day because they’re so busy that they kind of stopped paying attention to them, so reader decides that instead of spending time with them they will instead spend time with zandy 🥺.

AND LIKE imagine if (in revenge) they just bake cupcakes and keep them all to themselves knowing that the segments have like this sweet tooth but they won’t get any cupcakes! 🧁Like imagine if Zandy tries to remake Webttores mask using white and black frosting on a cupcake but it just.. looks bad😭 I can just imagine how cute I’d be! Like one cupcake has too much blue frosting and sprinkles so it’s very sugary while one barely has anything because the frosting was finished. One cupcake has tiny eggshells in it because zandy didn’t crack the egg correctly 😭So like- while the segments are busy with their lab stuff there’s just reader and zandy making treats behind everyone s back.

IMAGINE IF A SEGMENT WALKED IN ON THEM ABD JUST STARED LIKE:😦 because they thought Zandy was busy studying or something and taht reader was possibly in one of the labs BUT instead they just see the kitchen being an absolute mess, flour everywhere, a bunch of dishes are also dirty😶 and they’re possibly wondering where did the sprinkles come from because they were sure they didn’t buy any sprinkle NOR FROSTING- what would the segments reaction be? Would they get jealous or let it slide because Zandy is a kid and stuff

Im sure you did something close but I’m missing Zandy content and I’m also craving cupcakes- I’m pretty sure I saw a post related to baking and stuff so I got inspired Sorry if there are any mistakes because my English is not very good😓 by the way can I be 🪭anon, pretty please ?

(x) With how many lovers you have, you'd think that you'd never be left wanting for attention... however, much to your dismay, that is incorrect. Even you, their darling, can be pushed aside for their experiments/research/work. And look, you're a pretty patient person, you understand they can't always pay attention to you, and you understand that. You've endured a lot of their Dottore-ness, and can cope pretty well, but this is far too much! When was the last time you were showered in their attention and kisses! Well, if that's how they want to be, then so be it! You'll deny them of your affection too! And instead spend it with someone who actually appreciates you, little Zandy of course! Doing what, you ask? Baking, of course! Making his favorite treats for being such a bb!

Although Zandy is sad watching you be sad that the other segments are neglecting you, at the same time he's happy because you're paying so much attention to him! The other segments always try to barge in and steal your attention... it's not fair... but not today! ZANDY TRYING BUT FAILING TO DESIGN THE CUPCAKES AS THE SEGMENTS IS TOO CUTE. After the first botched cupcake, you just laugh and then put your hands over Zandy's much tinier ones, directing and guiding him to frosting the cupcake properly. You definitely make more with the other masks, his earrings, the other Harbingers, etc!

The segments found you because of how much you two were giggling and having a grand old time without them... And to answer your question, it doesn't matter who or what is hogging your attention... if it's stolen for too long, they will get grouchy and annoyed... but the catch is that they can't get mad at Zandy because you will raise hell if anything mean was said to your precious baby. So they have to settle for pointed glares at you two instead as you hog all the cupcakes. Needless to say, they've learned their lesson.

HELLO DANIEL, how ya doing today? i’ve been reading your mercs headcanons for the last, uh, two days and they ARE SO SWEET, SO AMAZING, I’M COMING BACK TO MY TF2 BRAINROT BECAUSE OF YOU 😭

anyway, i'll get right to the point: i was watching the episode of bluey where bingo and bluey go to the cinema with their dad, and i was thinking, "how would each merc act on the cinema?". you'll get it if you watch the episode, but how does each class act in the movies? if you are unable to respond right now, please do not worry. i just wanted to express my admiration for you. alright, i’m leaving 😭🙏🏻

Scout: he either is the worst person to watch a movie with, or the others completely forget he's there because he was so quiet the whole time. there is no in between. if it's not something that catches and holds his attention, he'll be that obnoxious person people complain about the whole time. but if it does, he's glued to the screen. he constantly says horror movies don't bother him but the others see he leaves his lights on at night after seeing one

Soldier: he's banned from the local movie theater after receiving too many noise complaints. it doesn't stop him from showing up however. and every time he's reminded he can't enter, he goes on a long speech to the poor worker while they direct the line to just go around and ignore him. he just doesn't stop shouting at the characters about how poor their decision making skills are

Pyro: snacks galore. it's almost as if they just cleared out the entire concession stand. they always make sure they have one of the seats next to them as well to put all of their snacks.. that they won't be eating until they get back to the base and to their room

Demoman: he's super picky about seats. he wants fourth row and center seat. if he can't, he may be a bit grumpy during the whole movie. don't ask him why he's that serious about his seating, it always ends with him going on a rant about how he's tested every section of the theater and that's just the best

Heavy: he loves going to the movies, for any kind of genre. he has things he likes and dislikes about each. he mostly prefers going with at least one other on the team rather than by himself, but he will if he can't find anyone to go with him. he's usually the only one who can consistently get Scout to shut up and sit still during a movie

Engineer: he prefers hosting movie nights on the base rather than going out to a theater. it feels more like a group activity that way, rather than a stressful outing where they have to pay way too much for snacks and then everyone sits all around the theater rather than in a group anyway. he hosts weekly movie nights during the summer and they rotate who gets to pick what movie each week

Medic: he frequently gets invited to - and agrees to - going to see movies with the others. mostly Sniper to go see horror movies together because he wants to hear about how bad the gore is from a medical standpoint. the problem is, he forgets every single time and then busies himself and can't go. the only time he watches movies is when the whole team gets together to watch things on the projector together

Sniper: he frequently goes to the movies by himself. however, he always plans it on days where he knows there won't be that many people. both so he can happily prop his feet up on the seat in front of him, and so he can avoid dealing with people other than the concession staff. he isn't afraid to pelt the back of someone's head with popcorn kernels if they won't shut up during a movie

Spy: he prefers watching movies on the base. that way it can be paused and he can go step outside to smoke, or he can open and window and do the same while he keeps watching. if he really wants to go to a theater, there's always a point where he gets up and leaves for a few minutes. the others assume it's to have a smoke break, which is only partly true. the real truth is he's buying himself one of those jumbo bags of popcorn to take to his car and hide in the trunk for later

I feel so bad it took me forever to get to this I'm so sorry. I really appreciate that you enjoy (enjoyed? lol) the blog so much!

Admittedly, I'd just had a huge stint of hyperfocusing on my sideblog, @ask-the-tf2-mercs lol. It got a lot of attention all at once and I was getting a fuckton of asks over there so I neglected this blog to focus on keeping up with asks there. C':

But seriously, thank you and everyone who still enjoys this blog for enjoying it! It makes me happy that people like my goofy lil headcanons.

nine people you’d like to get to know better

@luxurycatscratchpost bro i didn’t even know i got tumblr email notifs but somehow this made its way into my inbox lmfao

last song: Warsaw by Lovejoy - also just listened to Exitlude by the Killers bc it’s been a year today :(

currently watching: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997).

currently reading: honestly don’t think i’ve read an actual book since like, January when i had my heart absolutely torn to shreds by the Half Bad trilogy, then read Daisy Jones and the Six to try to get over it (and prep for the series since that was coming out). I’ll read a fanfiction the length of two books in one sitting every night but can’t seem to pick up a real book lmfao. I’ve read like a million scripts tho, for school and for the youth community drama program i’m in the process of developing :)

current obsession: combined with the song question this is so embarrassing but i have been binging QSMP vods recently. like i SWEAR this isn’t my only personality trait 😭 also been getting back into needle felting since i finally dug my supplied out of storage after leaving for uni. and, obviously, ofmd and pirate brainrot is still thriving a year later.

@yegreatdragontamingpiratecaptain is like the only person i’ve contacted semi-recently on here lmao so anyone else who wants to do this go for it :)

hello moonie! i know it’s been a while but i just finished my current semester so i’ve finally got time to login heheh anyways i’m here to share my very recent brainrot that’s been eating up my brain for 3 days but i had to put aside bc of deadlines (ofc it’s kyun related) so 1, i was re-reminded at how strawberry is his fav fruit [https://twitter.com/96x1x26/status/1621118201643020294?s=46&t=7K5GlOWER2OJ1YwGhr2e2g] and 2, [https://twitter.com/everlasting1m/status/1704098850464846198?s=46&t=7K5GlOWER2OJ1YwGhr2e2g] this recent behind look for his photoshoots

ok so idk what to call this a fic idea?? it’s a p specific scenario¿¿ blurb?? in my head, so imagine this: it’s anniversary day, the day has been great, good date, good dinner he gets y a real nice flower bouquet blabla all the love and romance from our resident loverboy. you guys get home, ask him to start a bath for u while u do some light cleaning and put the flowers in a vase and all, but him being him the sweet little romance man he goes over and beyond to somehow find the time to not only set it up w a nice bathbomb, but also rose petals and a candle. kyun even finds the time to wash and prep fresh strawberries in a bowl for you to snack on (gasp how does he do it was it all a big plan??), and he uses this as leverage to allow himself to sit on the floor next to the tub saying he needs to “feed you” or “share it together” but he just wants to spend more quality time w you. so as you’re on your phone or watching a show or reading a book, you miss how he’s looking at you with his starry boba eyes like you’re not real and he’s so in love and this was not in the flow of plans but suddenly he’s just taking whatever was in your hand away, flustered as you watch him step into the bath with you, still clothed as he pulls you in for a kiss. his shirt and pants are wet and it’s sticking to his skin and his slacks look so tight poor loverboy couldn’t wait until after shower time he’s wet whining and begging to let you fuck him in the bathroom so you let him and he’s just extra lovey today constantly professing his love for you and worshipping you like the goddess you are and it’s just so new to you bc he’s usually so dominant you’ve never really seen him so desperate and whiny… and maybe afterwards you bring up how you were gonna show him this new set you planned to wear post shower if he didn’t take you then and there and he gets all pouty asking you for a show and you comply and round 2 that was supposed to be round 1 happens in bed, (but the thing is kyun swore for this years celebration to end in a more domestic and soft fluffy way bc he wanted both of you to relax as you’ve been both busy, so your plan to show up in a set was supposed to be the big surprise, but he ended up winning that game, unintentionally too)

the way my thoughts are so long and detailed but i don’t have the mental capacity nor skill to write a proper piece i can only jot this down as if i’m recalling a very detailed dream i woke up from HSHSDH anyways i did my best to communicate the vibes i was having in my brain thank u for reading til the end if u did… idk why my brain does this but these thoughts usually flash thru my mind in a sequence of still images anyways hope u have a good rest of the week love!!

- 💐

the thought of fully clothed kyun climbing into the bath to make out is something i didn’t know i needed this bad 😭😭😭 that’s so hot??? and he would just be so passionate about it, that’s what’s driving me insane 😵‍💫 like water is def splashing up and out of the tub, he’s got your face cupped in his hands, and you’re gasping in shock but he doesn’t care. he’s using that as a means to run his tongue through your open lips. god i need him so bad 😩❤️‍🩹

I’m about to finish Psych today and I’m absolutely heartbroken

This has literally been the only thing I’ve watched this month (I started binging on the 1st). I haven’t been in any other video platforms since, and the YouTube playlist I made for all the videos I’ve missed is over 50 videos long so y’all know I have a lot of catching up to do.

The brainrot is so bad here guys 😭

I’m so sad I don’t want it to be over yet it’s too good 😭

it’s my first time doing this haha (but I’ve been a follower for a while and love your thang girly 💗)

n e ways lately I’ve been thinking a lOT about yeonjun fucking me in his studio and him recording the moaning (consented obviously) and just all the dirty things that we both say

maybe he’ll just keep it to himself, maybe he’ll try putting it in a song idk but I feel like it’s such a confidence boost for him, like him going back to the recording and listening to all that moaning he can make out of me 🥵

now I’m hORNY 😫🤌🏻

omg thank you so much for sending this bestie bc the yeonjun brainrot has been so bad today 😭😭

and oh my god. this is so hot and he would LOVE this. i think yeonjun would love dirty talk in general, but recording it??? oh my god it would boost his confidence so much 💔 and he would encourage you so much too like "come on baby, let them hear how fucking pretty you sound" even though neither of you are sure who they is. and what he decides to do with it is part of the fun!! i could definitely see it becoming a regular thing, making audio sex tapes with each other to listen to when you're apart. but who knows? maybe you'll end up sharing them with the world, through the internet or through a song 😌❤️

omg yes!!! thats the reason i love thanks! its has that weird emotional attachment to it and it gets you overwhelmed in the good way and makes you reflect on a lot of emotionally wonderful things in life blah blah blah lmao

the lyrics of fallin flower is one of the most beautiful ive ever seen TT

svt is like that band which has so many genres and you are like struggling to choose ONE fav song but you end up picking many 😭😭

no but svt's choreo is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i find bands which have a lot of members but can coordinate their dances like this godly because the sync??? is so??? crazy??? like bro i used to learn dance before and i think our group dance sessions were the worst. svt's choreos are more than enough to be an mv hahahahaha

i did listen to heaven's cloud and i loved it a lot!!! and ooh yes, i would love to have a few song recs I really dont know much TT

dwc is an okay okay song for me not my favs but its enjoyable. hahahah our experiences were so similar

oof e2l huh? im sorry i just cant write it at all TT i was in a fic exchange event a few months before and i got nct's winwin+e2l AND OMG THE TRAUMA hahaha the fic got delayed by 5 months almost and it had so much drama to it, it nearly got me into a sad fight with a moot TT

ooh but angst and magical au they are one of my favs too!!! i think i have an idea of what to write for now hehehehehe

school is going horrible TT today they just informed us we have finals next week and we just finished one set of exams two weeks ago and also they just dumped practical exams too and i havent written anything TT

what about you? hows yours?

ooh i also wanted to ask you, do you stan any other band? any other ult biases or biases?

and i'm ist!!! wbu?

- secret carat admirer

HIII CARAT ADMIRER HOW ARE YOU ??? im sosososo sorry that i didn’t answer your ask quickly ;; a bunch of end of semester deadlines dropped on me and I was stressed trying to get everything done on time :”) bUT IM BACK TO ANSWER YOUR ASK <333

that. is the most accurate description of thanks that ive read- anon u might be onto smth 🧐 the lyrics of fallin flower are my absolute favorite of svt’s so far. certain lyrics are plastered almost on anything I can customize 💀 svt is sincerely one of the best, if not the best, group at versatility like it’s insane. with also each experimentation of different genres, they still make the song sound seventeen, despite it being a new territory for them and i admire that a lot :]

THE SYNC IS TRULY CRAZY LIKE :O their choreos are rlly captivating and beautiful and i could really just watch it by itself for a long time tbh BDJDNDM (cough me with the dance practices cough) aAAHHH you used to learn dance omg :o i used to learn my cultures traditional dance, but i gave it up for competitive swim :,) now tho, i would love to learn hip hop dances and maybe maybe contemporary bc i find it resonates with me the most :>

im glad you loved heaven’s cloud !! hmmm more song recs include: fallin for you, 2 minus 1 <3, to you, don’t listen in secret, run to you, and network love :D i hope you like the recs <33

ITS ALL GOOD !! e2l isn’t the only trope out there B) and im sorry you had such a bad experience with it D: hmmmm im very feeling pining school fluff rn bc im in that situation CRIES- I’ve also been in a swimmer svt brainrot it’s so bad 🧎🏻 woozi as a swim captain and his speciality strokes being butterfly and freestyle 🧎🏻 i will eat anything and everything up 😋 and im glad you have an idea for a fic now >:]

omg i hope your exams went well ;; don’t feel stressed to write aaaaaa mental health first 😵‍💫 i used to write before shifting to just gif/gfx creations ahahaha- i want to get back to it but I just simply have no more time bc of the program and clubs im in at school :,) school for me has been,,,, usual ? usual amount of crazy ? idk ive just been trying to get through the days and get enough sleep 🧍🏻

I DO IN FACT STAN ANOTHER BAND >:D my ult group is actually ateez !! my ult of ults of ults is choi san <333 i also semi ult yeosang but honestly i love them all and care them <3

im est !! ,,, does this perhaps mean 👁 fellow desi 👁