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strawberry-cowmilk · 2 years

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what shoes the brothers would wear

-> side characters here

a/n: I have to wait two weeks for my exam results, I am too lazy to do work and I have an unhealthy shoe addiction. Put 'em together and you get this. This is just for fun and my opinion/hcs, so please don't take it seriously. Also, I didn't really look closely at their canon shoes for this, I feel like that must be said. In this post, I will be roasting some shoes. Again, this is just my opinion and it's totally okay if you do like them.

I own none of the images used, I just put them together with an editing app.

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Lucifer

mostly formal shoes, one pair of oxfords and a pair of loafers

he also has this ancient pair of high-top dress shoes he rarely wears anymore

honestly doesn't own many shoes, but the ones he does own are made of high-quality material so they can last long

not much else to say

Mammon

the closest thing to a formal shoe he owns are combat boots

he owns a pair of fake jordans, but tells everyone they are the real, expensive thing and will argue with whoever claims they are fakes

also for some reason I see him wearing vans, but not the ordinary black ones

gucci slides, he brought the real ones but lost them so he went on akuzon and got dupes but the second the dupes arrived he found the real ones again, so mammon decided to throw the fakes out but he made a mistake and threw one fake and one real one away

Leviathan

I'm so sorry, levi stans

he buys 99% of shoes on akuzon, so when he bought the jordans for 20 grimm, he still thinks they're the real deal

levi owns a pair of those water shoes for some reason, and proudly wears them in a jacuzzi

he also thinks the water shoes count as formal wear

he owns flip flops in multiple colors and wears them when it is hot, with gym shorts.

Satan

look me in the eye and tell me satan doesn't wear converse

he has this pair of old hiking boots but he replaced them with timbs after the sole fell off

he owns a pair of formal dress shoes but they look like the love child of clown and bowling shoes

he, like lucifer, doesn't own many pairs as he spends his money on books

Asmodeus

I feel like asmo isn't somebody who would buy something a lot of others own too (like white air forces) but he still needs a pretty sneaker, so he got these fancy black and white ones

asmo surely owns a pair of heels, and they are beautiful (btw if anyone knows where to find those heels, or a look-alike in a US6/UK4/EU37, please let me know, I'm too lazy to diy them UPDATE: I found them, thanks anon in my asks)

he also owns a pair of over-the-top platforms, mostly for photoshoots

asmo also owns some oxfords he got for special occasions, but rarely wears them as he goes for the heels instead, unless he's gonna have to walk a lot

he has a lot of other shoes too

Beelzebub

footwear isn't his priority

he has two sneakers: one for everyday wear and one for sports, but sometimes he mixes them up

beel also owns teva knock-offs he got in the discount bin at the dollar store and I feel like he'd wear them with socks

sometimes steals mammon's gucci slides when he quickly wants to buy food

Belphegor

I know almost for sure he is a dr martens owner

but, he heard the breaking-in horror stories and decided to buy second hand ones to skip the step

belphie also owns the bunny slippers mc got for him, he claimed they are dumb but is afraid to wear and accidentally ruin them

also got a pair of regular slides for ease purposes

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kingfisherunion · 6 years

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Firsts

Chapter 4

Read on Ao3

Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning:

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Category:

M/M

Fandom:

Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)

Relationships:

Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov

Katsuki Yuuri & Victor Nikiforov

Characters:

Katsuki Yuuri

Yuri Plisetsky

Victor Nikiforov

Makkachin (Yuri!!! on Ice)

Katsuki Mari

Yakov Feltsman

Phichit Chulanont

Christophe Giacometti

Katsuki Toshiya

Katsuki Hiroko

Additional Tags:

Fluff

Domestic Fluff

Domestic

5+1 Things

nonbinary Yuuri

Nonbinary Character

Established Relationship

sex mentioned/implied

Marriage

Weddings

Romance

Established Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov

POV Multiple

depersonification

Depression

Character's Name Spelled as Viktor

Long-Haired Katsuki Yuuri

Language: English

(It doesn't have anything to do with the story but I just wanted y'all to know that Yuuri has their hair in two french braids in this chapter, a hairstyle Viktor taught them from his youth that he was strictly forbidden from wearing in public. It's their favorite summer hairstyle and even features in one or two of their programs through the years, although they prefer to let it fly free like their husband did.)

It was their four-year anniversary, and still Viktor was full of surprises. It was all Yuuri could think as they stepped out of the Colorado hotel, letting the air of the warm summer morning wash over them and gulping it down in long, thirsty breaths. The musk of pollen and pine sap mixed with the hazy morning mist was heavy and sticky and sweet. It reeked of laziness, made them almost want to kick back with a long book and a cold drink and pass the day idly. Almost.

Almost, because under any other circumstances that’s all Yuuri would want. Almost, because still Viktor was full of surprises, and there, outside the hotel, he stood in front of a rental Subaru Forester packed with all their things. Pink traces of yesterday’s sun kissed his nose and his cheeks and his shoulders, making him look somehow much younger than thirty-three, much more like the sweet, demure Viktor they had admired in their adolescence. On his face he wore the widest grin Yuuri had ever seen.

They must have looked confused, because after a moment’s assessment Viktor bounced over and cupped their face in his hands, lifting it to meet his in a gentle kiss. Yuuri could feel him practically buzzing with quiet excitement, the kind that tries not to oversell, reserved for gift-giving and surprise parties.

“Where…?” Yuuri started, but Viktor kissed them again. He pulled away slightly, resting his forehead on theirs and letting his hands fall just a little to brush his thumbs back along their cheeks.

“I told you we were going to the mountains, right?” Yuuri nodded, staring up into eyes so familiar now that they were amazed they could still get lost within them. “Yuuri, I know you’re going to tell me I went overboard, and I don’t care, but I can’t tell you how truly sick I am of hotels, and I can tell you are too.” Yuuri hummed their agreement, staring shamelessly. “I told you we were going to the mountains for our anniversary getaway but this isn’t really the mountains and it isn’t really a getaway so I… kind of… changed the itinerary a bit.” Yuuri raised a knowing eyebrow. “…A lot. Are… you mad?” Yuuri laughed nervously.

“My love, why would I be mad?” They asked, allowing themself to be led out of the doorway and down to the vehicle, until one of the possibilities racing through their head made them freeze. “Unless we’re going camping. Viktor…” They squeezed his arm. “Please tell me we’re not going camping. I don’t think I could ever…”

Viktor’s reassuring smile was confident enough to tell them they weren’t. But even then, the reassurance left so many possibilities for change. They had both agreed on a quiet, relaxed vacation – one without fancy nights out or long days of sightseeing or showtimes to remember not to miss. The only reservations they’d made had been this hotel, for the week. Yuuri hadn’t packed adequately for anything other than a week of solitude with their husband – nothing they’d want to be seen in, certainly. If the plans were changing…

Viktor sensed Yuuri’s worry and moved his hand up to intercept their grip on his forearm, lacing their fingers with his own.

“Yuuri,” he soothed, “I would never throw you into something new unprepared. The plans haven’t changed. Just the location. I adjusted our stay with the hotel, everything is accounted for – it’ll just take a little bit of travel to get there. I promise it won’t disappoint. Okay?” He brought their interlaced hands to his lips and brushed a kiss against Yuuri’s knuckles, and the look in his eyes was one that they had seen countless times before – that sweet, imploring stare which begged them to trust him, promising that he would take care of them. It was the look that had been in his eyes the very first time they’d spoken, that fateful day he’d turned up in Hasetsu to be Yuuri’s coach. It had been there in Barcelona, when he'd asked them to skate in the way that made them happiest. It had been there in his wedding vows. It warmed them to the core and they felt the tension in the back of their neck soften.

“Okay,” they said with a reserved smile. “It’d better be good, Nikiforov. I was really looking forward to an afternoon by the pool.” They moved to open the door to the backseat but Viktor blocked their way, instead opening the front passenger seat and gesturing to it expectantly.

“Don’t you want to sit up front with me?” he asked.

They’d been in the car with Viktor before.

Obviously.

In some cities it was just necessary; Yuuri had been so accustomed to taking public transportation in Hasetsu and even in Detroit, but ever since they’d moved to St. Petersburg they hadn’t had to bother. Viktor had always had a car waiting whenever either of them had to venture any farther than their home rink 4 blocks away.

Just a few days ago the couple had finished up the last of their work before vacation in the back of Viktor’s favorite ride – the champagne-colored town car with tan leather seats – on their way to lunch with a prospective sponsor for Minami-kun. They’d chatted idly, coffees and phones in hand, perched on their respective sides of the bench seat. Yuuri had brushed their ankle gently against Viktor’s between them, a soothing sort of habit they’d picked up from years of balancing their public, professional lives with their marriage. They knew if they were to stop, Viktor would pick right up with the little touches, little reassurances that he was still there, underneath the coach and manager.

It hadn’t been remarkable – not even memorable. After a while it had become as routine as the day-long flights and room service dinners and press conferences. It was the same as any other time the pair had needed transportation to a press conference or photoshoot.

They’d been in the car with Viktor before, but Yuuri realized as they climbed into the passenger seat that they’d never been alone in the car with Viktor once in their life. And as Viktor fastened himself into his own seat they realized even further…

“No driver?” they blurted. Viktor laughed.

“Yes, driver, Yuuri, I’m right here,” he teased. The seatbelt rumpled his tank top against his chest and he took a moment to straighten out before gesturing to the console in between them. “I got you a coffee, just like always, золотце мой, and I hid some snacks inside the armrest… but don’t feel like we can’t make stops! It’s five hours so hopefully somewhere we can find lunch along the way.”

Yuuri shook their head and sat curled up sideways in the passenger’s seat, staring and puzzling at their husband with a strange mixture of awe and betrayal and utter fanboy-ism swirling in their stomach. Not once in their six years together – not even before then when they had scoured magazines and message boards, soaking up every bit of information they could about him – had Yuuri considered that Viktor could, had needed to, or ever wanted to drive a car. They’d never seen him drive; there had always been someone to do it for them. To Yuuri, “in the car with Viktor” meant lounging together in the backseat of taxis and limousines, not... They didn’t know how this fact about their husband had slipped past them, or the fact that sometime in the past year he’d obtained an international driver’s permit. They babbled this at him over an over again in between sips of their coffee as they watched him go through the mundane motions of starting up the vehicle.

It shouldn’t have been remarkable, the way his bicep flexed ever so slightly as he turned the key in the ignition, or the way he maneuvered between the wheel and the gear shift and his coffee without ever letting his eyes leave the road. Yuuri shouldn’t have been marveling at Viktor’s casual positioning in his seat, or the calculated movements of his eyes as he navigated between road and GPS. Shouldn’t, but was.

“I learned in my twenties, not too, too long before Sochi,” Viktor said, scooting his hips forward and leaning back into the headrest. “Something for me before I really knew what it was I wanted.” His eyes scanned the road in front of them, sparkling with reminiscence. “Yakov was livid. Everything I ever did was some sort of grand rebellious gesture to him. I was depressed and isolated and going through some serious de-personification… I felt like maybe I didn’t exist off the ice. Driving, just for fun, was something I did to ground myself. To feel… real.”

He smiled, almost sadly, and Yuuri felt a swell of emotion catch in their throat at the sight. They knew about Viktor’s quiet, private struggles from the peak of his career. They knew that sometime just before they danced together that he’d lost all sight of his life and love. But now they knew why Viktor driving was so beautiful. It was the same reason Viktor in the bath was beautiful, or Viktor eating katsudon, or Viktor underneath them, head thrust back in ecstasy. There, in the driver’s seat, Yuuri saw Viktor practicing self-compassion, allowing himself to live. It was the closest thing they’d seen to the Viktor who’d met them in the onsen that April morning, determined to chase the happiness he’d found at the Sochi banquet.

Yuuri knew they’d talked on the ride, but about what they couldn’t remember. They reclined their seat and drifted off to sleep, overcome by the hot sun beating down on them through the window. When they woke, gradually and comfortably, they indulged in watching Viktor, calm and at work, listening to a podcast and muttering occasionally as he tried to decipher the next step in his directions. The promise in his eyes rang true, and Yuuri felt safe and excited and ready for the adventure that awaited at the end of the road.

When he noticed his spouse was awake, Viktor grinned and offered his hand. Yuuri took it and Viktor settled into that position, one hand steadying the wheel and the other resting with Yuuri’s in his lap, rubbing little circles into their palm.

“There should be a stop at the next exit,” he said. “If we stop there and keep it quick, we should be at the cabin before 3. Yuuri?”

Yuuri made a little noise of acknowledgment and pressed a little kiss into the back of his hand in response.

“Happy anniversary, красавец мой. I love you.”

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jiminsmrs · 7 years

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get to know me/would you rather

i was tagged by two lovely angels (did i ever tell you how much i love youu ♡♡) @mylovejhs and @cinnamonsugas

rules: answer 30 questions then tag 20 blogs you would like to know better!

get to know me:

nicknames: fel, feli (i don’t have that many lol) gender: female star sign: aquarius height: probs 5′3′’?? lmao idr but just know that I’m short :’) time: 9:58pm birthday: january 20th favourite bands: bts, blackpink, kard, twice favourite solo artists: ed sheeran, harry styles song stuck in my head: “signal” by twice last movie watched: wonder woman last show watched: bon voyage when did i create my blog: like 3 years ago?? but i never used it until june 4th, 2017 what do i post: bts with sprinkles of blackpink and kard last thing i googled: heart keyboard do you have any other blogs: i have a anime/anything-i-like blog: @forscken and a new network for vmin with @175pjm (abi) @vmin-network (we’ll be opening soon!) why did you choose your url: @hobipd held onto this and i asked for it bc i thought it was cute ♡ ♡ following: 268 followers: 211 favourite colours: pastel colours + blue in general average hours of sleep: at least 8?? or 9?? lucky number: i don’t really have one but i normally go with 3! instruments: i played violin and flute :) what am i wearing: tshirt dress lol how many blankets i sleep with: 2 (thickness of the blanket varies between seasons) dream job: probably an architect or graphic designer?? dream trip: ooh tough but i’d like a road trip with friends :)) favourite food: ahh dont do this to me!! i’d say either bibimbap or sushi :) nationality: canadian favourite song rn: haven’t been listening to too much music but the latest one that i was obsessed with is “4 o’clock (네시)” by v and rapmon!

bts would you rather:

build a snowman with taehyung (omg this would be so cute) OR have a snowball fight with hoseok

get coffee with yoongi OR get ice cream with yoongi (im ehh with coffee i prefer frappuccino but i love ice creamm ♡ )

go to the cinema with jimin (i dont think i could stand heat that well lol and i guess movies are good!) OR the amusement park with jungkook

do a dance cover with hoseok (ahh both sound good but 95% i can’t sing lmao) OR sing a duet with jin

kiss namjoon OR cuddle yoongi (probs cuddle?? it seems cute)

babysit with jimin (ahh these choices are so hard but i can’t say no to my fav ;)) OR dogsit with taehyung

meet hoseok’s family OR have taehyung meet your family (i think i would be too nervous to meet his family;;)

film a commerical with hoseok (ehh i can semi-act at least i think i can??) OR film a sketch with taehyung

hug jimin (i love hugs a lot 😍) OR hold hands with jungkook

go to paris with jin OR to london with yoongi (i’ve always wanted to visit london!)

film a drama with jin OR do a photoshoot with namjoon (i dont think i can handle too much acting lol)

attend an award show with namjoon OR wear couple t-shirts at the airport with jungkook (i think i’d be too nervous to be at an award show + im a potato OvO)

spend a lazy day with yoongi OR explore a city with hoseok (tHiS wAs ToO hArD tO cHoOsE oKaY)

fall asleep next to jimin (cuddles before we sleep am i right) OR wake up next to jungkook

have a fun picnic with hoseok (this would be so adorable) OR a fancy date with jin

have jungkook serenade you OR have taehyung sing you to sleep (!! i do listen to music before i sleep to help me sleep better)

have a dance party with hoseok (lmao i can’t sing so i’d rather dance lol) OR sing karaoke with yoongi

go camping with jimin and tae OR go to the beach with namjoon and yoongi (i dont think i can handle mosquitos >.< plus i love the beach!)

have a sleepover with the hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line (this would be nice :’) my birthdays always before exams)

celebrate halloween with jungkook, yoongi, tae, and hoseok OR christmas with namjoon, jimin and jin (think abt hot chocolate n cozy sweaters!! my type ♡)

tagging (lol i dont have any friends so its not 20) and you don’t have to do this!: @175pjm @parkjiminbiased @lushguk @hobikookie @taepott @blameblamebts @velvethoseok @stella-annesley @safejimin @safesins @socialily @vendettafrank @jiminiephile @taecup

#tysm again @ rachel n megan for tagging me!!#get to know me/would you rather tag

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trashinabinthatistaejin-blog · 7 years

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Would You Rather BTS TAG

@asassymess ??? I actually couldn’t believe you tagged me!Thanks so much and I love your text scenarios! (I’m so honored) ❤️❤️❤️

Name : Natasha  Nicknames: don’t have one?( no one calls me Nat since ik a Natalia and a Natalie -.-  Zodiac Sign : Sagittarius  Height : 5’ 5”  Ethnicity : Hispanic  Orientation : uhh panromantic asexual?( tbh idk any more- thanks taejin!)  Favorite fruits : I love coconuts, mango and grapes (yum!)  Favorite season : Autumn cuz it’s cool  Favorite books : uhh i actually don’t read books, just fan fiction ( I’m sorry okay >~< ; idk why I don'tbut I used to-) - Percy Jackson and the Olympians ???(since that was my last fav book)  Favorite flower: white rose  Favorite animals : dolphins and turtles ( kyeopta)  Favorite beverage : do u like PIÑA COLLADA?  Favorite scent : crayons( is that weird- but they smell so good), soap  Favorite fictional character : Leo Valdez; Naruto Uzumaki; tae Kwang ( from School 2015- im still bitter)  Number of blankets I sleep with : 1  Hours of sleep : uh 5-7  Dream trip : I really want to tour Asia ( but tbh anywhere BTS is going to be when I go)  Blog created : Feb 2017? ( no clue rn- I’m on mobile)  Number of followers : 600+ (thank so much ASDGFHKKK )

Would you rather :

-Build a snowman with V OR have a snowball fight with J Hope : have a snowball fight because that seems fun!  -Get coffee with Suga OR ice cream with Suga : Ice-cream for days  -Go to the cinema with Jimin OR the amusement park with Jungkook : Amusement Park with baby Kookie  -Do a dance cover with J Hope OR sing a duet with Jin : Dance cover with J Hope because my voice does not deserve to be in a duet with Jin’s outstanding voice like pfff  -Kiss Rap Monster OR cuddle Suga : CUDDLE-  -Babysit with Jimin OR Dogsit with V : Babysit withChimchin cuz I love babies and I’m lowkey scared of dogs ( don’t kill me)  -Meet J Hope’s Family OR have V meet your family: Meet J Hope fam and ask for notes in how to raise a child so they could be like him ( fun fact: my moms bias is V- why is it always V??)  -Film a commercial with J hope OR sketch with V – sketch with V and relax  -Hug Jimin OR hold hands with Jungkook : hold hands because I just feel like it  -Go to Paris with Jin OR London with Suga : Paris ( the city of love) with Bae?? You ain’t gotta ask me twice  -Film a drama with Jin OR do a photoshoot with Rap Monster : Film a drama with Jin and do cliche romantic scenes with him  -Attend an award show with Rap Monster OR wear couple t-shirts at the airport with Jungkook : couple shirts becuz y not?  -Spend a lazy day with Suga OR explore a city with J Hope : lazy day ( too lazy to explain y)  -Fall asleep next to Jimin OR wake up next to Jungkook : fall asleep because I get to spend time with Jimin for hrs rather than the minutes I’ll spend with Jk. Plus we could cuddle? And Jimin has to be soft with those cheeks-  -Have a fun picnic with with J Hope OR a fancy date with Jin : fancy date with JIIN literally because it’s Jin  -Have Jungkook serenade you OR have V sing you to sleep : Vs singing ( can u imagine hearing that soulful voice before u sleep- tbh I’ll prob try to stay awake)  -Have a dance party with J Hope OR sing karaoke with Suga : dance PARTYYYY  -Go camping with Jimin and V OR go the the beach with Rap Monster and Suga : let’s go to the beach beach- lets go get away  -Have a sleep over with Hyung line OR a Birthday party with the Maknae line : sleep over and cuddle with Jin  -Celebrate Halloween with Jungkook, Suga, V and J Hope OR Christmas with Rap Monster, Jimin and Jin : Christmas with Rap, Jin and Jimin because it’ll be fun to cook together and give eachother presents!

So I’m going to go and tag a few people now: @plannbee @taeoverflowers @cherryprincejin @gratsulovegirl @kuyokuro-chan

#i tagged you cause i either really liked you or your blog or i appreciate your commitment to me as a follower #hopefully y'all don't mind ???#re post since first one did actually tag y'all

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that-weird-girl-with-green-hair · 7 years

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Would You Rather (BTS Edition)

Tagged by my lovely hyunggie, @merlionmen

build a snowman with taehyung OR have a snowball fight with j-hope

Can I opt for both? :P

But okay, snowball fight with Hobi so we cam go get hot cocoa later together

- get coffee with suga OR get ice cream with suga

Ice-cream!!!! with Yoongbubbles :3

- go to the cinema with jimin OR the amusement park with jungkook

I get very fidgety when I watch movies so amusement park with Kookie

- do a dance cover with j-hope OR sing a duet with jin

Sing a duet with Jin and then have Hobi teach me how to dance :P

- kiss rap monster OR cuddle suga

Cuddle Yoongo :3

- babysit with jimin OR dogsit with v

DOGSIT WITH TAETAE (babysit only if the baby is Daebak)

- meet j-hope’s family OR have v meet your family

Meet Hobi’s fam :3

- film a commercial with j-hope OR film a sketch with v

a commercial with Hobi in which we play with dogs and then have ice-cream later

- hug jimin OR hold hands with jungkook

… I can’t choose, so BOTH

- go to paris with jin OR go to london with suga

Paris with Jin because I miss Paris and JIIIINNN~~~~

- film a drama with jin OR do a photoshoot with rap monster

A drama with Jinzle

- attend an award show with rap monster OR wear couple t-shirts at the airport with jungkook

Couple T-shirts with Kookie :3

- spend a lazy day with suga OR explore a city with j-hope

Both of these sound so good ;___; But I’ll go with exploring a city with Hobi because I usually have way too much energy :P

- fall asleep next to jimin OR wake up next to jungkook

UGGEHGGHIRGJGJOG BOTH AGAIN OKAY I CAN’T CHOOSE BETWEEN THESE TWO

- have a fun picnic with j-hope OR a fancy date with jin

Fancy date = anxiety~~~

so a fun picnic with Hobi :3

- have jungkook serenade you OR have v sing you to sleep

Have Kookie serenade me, his voice makes me wanna cry okay

- have a dance party with j-hope OR sing karaoke with suga

If it’s silly dancing, then Hobi

otherwise, I’m ready to beat Yoongi’s ass at karaoke

- go camping with jimin and v OR go to the beach with rap monster and suga

Camping with VMin~

- have a sleepover with the hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line

BIRTHDAY PARTYYYYYYYYY

- celebrate halloween with jungkook, suga, v and j-hope OR christmas with rap monster, jimin and jin

i hate this

gneojgoeoneonboeeob

but I love Christmas so … Christmas with Nams, Minnie and Jinzle

Tagging @mishtijk @neverbefake @pretentiouslittlepanda @screechingoverdoggosandidols ~

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lesbianclout · 7 years

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BTS would you rather tag

I was tagged by @reverendliampayne and let me tell you, I am going to probably enjoy answering these more than she will reading this. I’m new to the kpop world and I’m ready to push my bias agenda on all of my followers. Questions and answers are under the cut :)

Would you rather:

-build a snowman with v OR have a snowball fight with jhope?

Totally the snowball fight with jhope, not only do I think it would be to the death I also think he would get as into it as I would get. That boy is one giant ball of extraTM.

-get coffee with suga OR get ice cream with suga? I hate coffee but I love suga so ice cream with him is a win/win for me tbh. -go to the cinema with jimin OR the amusement park with jungkook? I’m not the biggest fan of movies but I adore jimin? This question is torture? I’ll have to go with amusement park with jungkook, ya already know mama loves a giant coaster and buff guys to go on them with. -do a dance cover with jhope OR sing a duet with jin? I cannot dance for the life of me, but I also cannot sing. Singing with Jin though would be completely worth the embarrassment, I choose the duet. -kiss rap monster OR cuddle suga? FUCK okay…...while I do think Suga would be an AMAZING cuddler I think Namjoon would be that much better at kissing. I wanna smooch that adorable face all day long. -babysit with jimin OR dogsit with v? I love jimin, I really do, but me and children is just not a good mix. Me and dogs however??? A perfect mix, and V would just want to cuddle the dog the whole time which I can 100% get behind. -meet jhope’s family OR have v meet your family? Have V meet my family, no question. While I think it would be a complete shit storm, me meeting Hobi’s family would be worse without even bringing the language gap into the equation. Also I love V……….¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -film a commercial with jhope OR film a sketch with v? Definetly film a sketch at V. I don’t think I ever told the story on here about how I was actually casted by Nickelodeon so my acting skills are at least moderately good. It would also be funny as hell, me and V would bring the perfect amount of Extra. -hug jimin OR hold hands with jungkook? HUG JIMIN!!!!HUG THAT BOY! He would be the perfect amount of soft but muscular, also he seems like the kind of guy to never wanna let go? He just wants to hug forever? I truly do love him. -go to paris with jin OR london with suga? This question is so easy for me, I’m so biased. Paris with Jin 100%. I miss Paris with all my heart and going there with Jin? Amazing? He’d just want to shop the whole time which is the best thing to do in Paris ngl. Also museum dates? There is a world of possibilities being in Paris with Jin.

-film a drama with jin OR do a photoshoot with rap monster? I seem so Jin biased but I have to pick filming the drama. Doing a photoshoot with Namjoon would be a disaster, he would look too good and I would be distracted the whole time. -attend an awards show with rap monster OR wear couple tshirts at the airport with jungkook? I’d go to the award show. I wanna dress flashy and talk shit about other attendees the whole time. -spend a lazy day with suga OR explore a city with jhope? Lazy day with Suga. wearing sweatpants and marathoning the Office all day? My kinda date. -fall asleep next to jimin OR wake up next to jungkook? EASIEST QUESTION BY FAR, falling asleep with jimin would be a dream. He would be clingy and it would be all soft breathes and light snores. -have a fun picnic with jhope OR a fancy date with jin? Definitely the fancy date with Jin, but I have to ask, is it his fancy or my fancy? Because they are two VERY different things. My fancy would be a trip to the olive garden while his fancy would be a quick trip to italy for some authentic spaghetti bolognese, am I truly ready for that kind of fancy? ……….absolutely -have jungkook serenade you OR have v sing you to sleep? Have V sing me to sleep, sing me those soft sounds Tae so I can rest my weary bones.

-have a dance party with jhope OR sing karaoke with suga? Sing karaoke with Suga, only if we can sing don’t stop believing tho. We gotta go hard to at least three (3) 80s bops for it to be true karaoke. -go camping with jimin and v OR go to the beach with rap monster and suga? I’d much prefer going to the beach than camping. All the bugs? The uncomfortable sleeping? The possibility of death? Jimin and V probably don’t have one ounce of survival skill in them. Taking beach naps with namjoon and yoongi would be ideal. -have a sleepover with the hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line? Sleepover with the hyung line. It would be more of a glass of wine occasion than the shots I’d end up doing with the maknae line. I would love to keep my liver intact and working thank you very much. -celebrate halloween with jungkook, suga, v and jhope OR christmas with rap monster, jimin and jin? CHRISTMAS WITH MY BOYS! There would be eggnog and soft Christmas music playing all the time. The glow of the Christmas lights at night and Jin getting oddly sentimental. I love it. aquarium date with v OR zoo date with jhope OR movie night in with rap monster OR home cooked meal with jin OR netflix in bed with suga OR wandering the big city with jungkook OR hiking with jimin?

What the FUCK kind of question is this Nicole? Making me decide between all of them like this? Are you a monster? I pick netflix in bed with suga tho…...all the perfect components of a nice night are there. Bed, netflix, suga, it just sounds like a perfect evening in general.

When I say I have no friends who like kpop, I’m unfortunately being 100% real. I have no one to tag, so if you enjoy kpop and you think you’ll have fun doing this then do it!!! I love reading people’s responses to this sorta stuff.

#bts would you rather tag #mine

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prettysei-remade · 7 years

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about me + would you rather (bts edition) tag

yes this is my third tag game post in like two weeks and no i’m not sorry

@bjoogie did this and tagged everyone, which means, of course, that it is physically impossible for me to not do it. i may have a bit of an obsession with these things.

about me:

name: ruby

nicknames: so many.. rib-eye, ruby tuesday, rhubarb, joe, etc.

zodiac sign: scorpio (i’m a nice one i swear)

height: ok i think i’m like 5′8″ but don’t quote me on that

ethnicity: very white. i’ve got that whole english/scottish/irish thing going on

orientation: pansexual

favorite fruits: PEACHES

favorite season: summer

favorite books: the chronicles of narnia series, the giver series, the invention of hugo cabret

favorite flower: i guess i really like white roses, but all flowers are my favorite

favorite animals: unicorns

favorite beverage: hot chocolate (or, like, a white mocha)

favorite scent: vanilla and brown sugar

favorite fictional character(s): tendou satori from haikyuu!!, dizzee kipling from the get down, otabek altin from yuri!!! on ice, leo fitz from agents of shield (i haven’t watched the show in like two years but he’s still my favorite ok)

number of blankets I sleep with: 2-ish; i have both a fuzzy throw and a comforter on my bed but sometimes i don’t sleep with the comforter

hours of sleep: 6-7, 8 on a good night

dream trip: i really want to go to either northern europe or ireland

blog created: h a i made it a little over a year ago but i only really started actually reblogging stuff in like february of this year

number of followers: 79 (most of those are bots tbh. i blog for myself. followers are just a (much appreciated) bonus)

would you rather:

- build a snowman with v OR have a snowball fight with j-hope: i wanna build a weird-looking but fashion-forward snowman with tae, that sounds like so much fun

- get coffee with suga OR ice cream with suga: ice cream with yoongi would be so great omg

- go to the cinema with jimin OR the amusement park with jungkook: LISTEN. i am terrified of heights ok. like deathly afraid. movies with jimin would be infinitely more fun for me.

- do a dance cover with j-hope OR sing a duet with jin: i would probably fail at the dance cover (even though i’m a relatively okay-ish dancer, kind of) in comparison to hobi, but i would love to sing with jin!! i think i’m a better singer than a dancer anyway, and jin’s voice is so beautiful i might cry

- kiss rap monster OR cuddle suga: HONESTLY CUDDLING WITH YOONGI SOUNDS LIKE AN AMAZING DREAM I WOULD HAVE THAT MY BRAIN WOULD WAKE ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF AND I’D END UP CRYING MYSELF BACK TO SLEEP BECAUSE I WANT TO FINISH IT S O B A D

- babysit with jimin OR dogsit with v: dogsitting with taehyung would be the cutest thing on the planet don’t even try to argue

- meet j-hope’s family OR have v meet your family: i want to meet hobi’s family, his sister seems so cool tbh??

- film a commercial with j-hope OR sketch with v: looking at my own art/letting people see my own art is a nightmare, plus like...have you seen hobi in all those puma commercials. being face to face with that beauty is a life goal of mine.

- hug jimin OR hold hands with jungkook: i wanna hug the koala i mean jimin bc he’s,,so cuddly i would die

- go to paris with jin OR london with suga: i have literally always wanted to go to london, yoongi would make it twice as amazing

- film a drama with jin OR do a photoshoot with rap monster: a better way of putting this is: do i want to die from embarrassing myself by trying to act, or by being mere feet away from the god of photoshoots himself? idk but i think i’d like the photoshoot pls

- attend an award show with rap monster OR wear couple t-shirts at the airport with jungkook: dude namjoon and i would get so lit at an award show, we’d be jamming so hard and it’d be such a great time omg

- spend a lazy day with suga OR explore a city with j-hope: why would you make me choose. seriously why. i can’t deal with this. but i’m picking the city with hobi bc i would probably make more fun memories and also he’s rlly cute when he’s exploring new places

- fall asleep next to jimin OR wake up next to jungkook: uhh... j...ungkook?? this is also a very difficult question and i would like to do both but jungkook is adorable when he’s sleeping so,,

- have a fun picnic with with j-hope OR a fancy date with jin: ok but a picnic with hobi would literally be the cutest thing?? so 100% that

- have jungkook serenade you OR have v sing you to sleep: taehyung’s voice is so soothing, i would loVE FOR HIM TO SING ME TO SLEEP ARE YOU KIDDING ME

- have a dance party with j-hope OR sing karaoke with suga: karaoke with yoongi would be hilarious bc we’d both do horribly on purpose and laugh at each other

- go camping with jimin and v OR go the the beach with rap monster and suga: i like the beach better, so that i guess

- have a sleep over with hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line: sleepover w/ the hyung line, it would either be the most lit party ever or a super chill night in and i would love either of those

- celebrate halloween with jungkook, suga, v and j-hope OR christmas with rap monster, jimin and jin: i’ve never properly celebrated halloween, but it sounds like a ton of fun and i also really love candy so it would be awesome to do that with them

i’m too lazy (and afraid of being hated by my followers i mean what) to actually tag anyone, so if you want to do it, literally just say i tagged you and go for it!

#I REFUSE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THIS #tag games #ruby says things

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i-am-adlocked · 7 years

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For the make me admit things meme: 32, 43, 45, 53, 62. Apologies if you've already answered these :)

OHH GURL THANK YOU FOR ASKING AND DON’T APOLOGISE! I’M GLAD TO ANSWER ANY QUESTION IT’S LIKE AN HONOUR, YOU KNOW?

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Okay, listen up, kids. This is a long story.

There’s this guy I’ve had a crush on for more than a year already... He’s one of the annoyingly brilliant guys who gets perfect score but is a total lazy git... He can sing amazingly like... professionally... Don’t even ask me what he looks like. He’s like my own version of Sherlock.

Last year... Before his birthday, he left the country. I was devastated because I was one of his inner circle of friends (that sounded like what a Death Eater would say lol)... but the problem was: I expected it.

I’ve been watching him and he was growing sadder as the day before his departure grew closer. He hugged us all on the last day of his stay (though we didn’t know it at the time) and so I was already suspicious. I watched his best friend and he also grew sadder and more depressed.

Then he left without saying goodbye.

We started chatting online for a week (which we never did before he left). We would talk from 10pm to 3am and then 7am to 12nn or something crazy like that.... We talked about a lot of things.

I know he already knew I feel something for him. He’s not an idiot and I wasn’t hiding it either. We just don’t acknowledge it because we’re both believers of: “Even if we both know it, if we didn’t talk about it, we shall not talk about it.”

A week after he left, he was saying something like: “I’m so sorry that I won’t return... You know that, right? That I’m never coming home?”

So I spewed how much I hate him for making me cry on a Sunday night.

To calm myself, I joked about scenarios if he ever comes back, and I told him: “You know, ever since you left, I always thought you’d just barge in the room with that stupid smug grin on your face like nothing happened and say that you’re back as if you just went to the bathroom or whatever... then you’d just sit where you usually sit and carry on with your day.”

And he said: “Ha... I wish... but we both know that’s not happening.”

The next day, at school, he did exactly that... and I hate him so much. I didn’t talk to him the whole day and I’d just see him looking at me with a smile but a bit scared of me, of course... because... he’s a bastard for doing that.

After a few days, his birthday. It was tradition with our batch to say a speech to the birthday boy, before drinking a shot.

When it was my turn, I told him: “You are an evil bastard for putting me through a train wreck this past week.”

And then his friends started hinting and making me explain why I would be in such a train wreck... They would say something like, “Please explain why you hate him so much?” “Oh, can you kindly tell him why you got so depressed when it was announced that he left the country?”

And my crush was telling them to stop... and they wouldn’t let me leave until I take a shot and confess. They actually said those words: “Confess and we let you leave.” and I don’t want to get in trouble so... with a heavy heart, as heavy as how Molly felt, I said those damned three words, downed the shot and left the room to go home.

He caught me and kept saying sorry all over again about his friends’ behaviour. He asked me if I was okay. I knew there wasn’t hope so I was like yeah bro

So I went home... just devastated and angry.

Now, I think he thinks I moved on. I don’t think I have, yet... but I’m not losing all hope. I’m infuriatingly loyal.

Sorry for writing too long. I hate him.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Weeks after what happened above, I embarrassed myself in the most horrible way fashionable.

Flashback to months before everything, my greysexual friend and I were talking and she let slip that he told her he was bisexual because he thought that she, out of all people, would understand him the most concerning this... and she panicked when she found out that I didn’t know.

So, going back to a few weeks after “The Confession”, he and I were talking and I stupidly say, “So, do you have a girlfriend... or boyfriend, right now?” in the most conversational manner.

And he just stopped and looked at me and I was like oh shiiiiiiiiizzzzzz i fcked up i fcked up i fcked up i FCKED UP so I just ran like an idiot and fell on the floor in the middle of the bloody street. I’m not sure he saw that but I bet he did.

I talked to that greysexual friend again, and apparently he was so thankful to me... and apparently he talked to her about me... Apparently, when he told his best friend about his sexuality, he was shunned and rejected and he kept crying nonstop about it... and he was so thankful when she told him that my reaction to his bisexuality was: “D*mn, doubled competition.”

So the next few days was me trying hard to talk normally after he would thank me a lot of times out of the blue... and ugh, I sounded so incoherent.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

I’ve never had a kiss with anyone...

Well, my last kiss, technically would be five seconds ago, when I kissed my dog on her forehead. So I guess, I wouldn’t take it back? Cause I love her?

53. Is Christmas stressful?

I had the most relaxing Christmas in the world. For the first time, my family didn’t celebrate Christmas together. My older sister is living in another country, and I went to that country ALONE...

So my sister and I spent Christmas on the sofa, eating junk food we had prepared... Soft drinks in wine glasses, junk food in fancy plates... and watched TV shows... filmed ourselves as if we’re in a YouTube channel and did all sorts of weird shiz.

But the previous Christmases was not much stressful either. My sister and I would wake up to food. Few photoshoots with the family. Then we go somewhere to hide from other relatives... So yeah...

62. What do you wear to bed?

A shirt, a pair of shorts, and my blue silk pyjama long-sleeved shirt and pants. Yeah, they’re matching. I look like a kid when I wear them.

But when I’m too tired to bother, I come home from school and pass out on the sofa... That’s usually when I get the best sleep.

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