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I have no idea what’s going on half of the time but I’m really enjoying TOTK so far 🍃

Speech bubble says: "I have surveyed the surrounding area. My conclusion is what the fuck."

decided to do some IB and... hello? anyone???? hello????

thinking about the first time i used a leon kennedy ai bot. i flirted with him too early and he conjured up some random ass lightning to strike him,, and he died. i killed my first leon by calling him babygirl before he was ready. on brand, 5 stars no notes.

bro you got haiku bot’d bro

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yeah i saw it and honestly i have no clue what the haiku bot is. i forget that tumblr outside of the mcyt part of it exists and get jumpscared by some random bots that think my post about block people is poetry of some kind

Ana "fingerguns" Bray showing she means business 👉👉👉😡

seeing the reblogs on my poll and pretending to understand what grades mean in terms of age like yeah uhhh 5th grade,,,, thats uhhh 5 years old???

Puzzle 👍

adam got a girl down so bad she ditched her parents and stayed w him in a terrorist organization, he ain’t no incel he’s got more rizz than all of us combined

bitches r breaking up w yall because yall can’t hold a conversation or tuck ur shirts in your tightly whities. blake legit broke up w him because he continued slaughtering people. if your significant other stays with you after the first murder long enough for the killing to become a pattern then you must have game cuz there is literally no other fucking explanation.

man had enough charisma to overthrow Sienna without anyone saying a fuckin word. Truly unparalleled rizz

i should have known the last guy i was talking to was a red flag when he tried to convince me that ollie is better than clint like excuse me i love them both

It’s so funny having two mutuals with similar usernames. Oh it’s a notification from egg? Which one?

Sigh, tumblr users will get mad at anyone for stupid reasons. Providing context, the census in question is 16+ and the question about smashing the members of mcr has an opt-out option.

ohh to be a tumblr user with so much time on their hands they decide to try and start shit left n right. thank u for clearing it up 😑

LMAO I WAS LIKE WHO IS THIS- oh. lily. hello lily :wave: @doieluna​

throwback to when my url was just-a-sapphic-plant. weird times weird times

the way i was struggling to fold a paper boat in class today because i genuinely forgot how to is so funny to me 😭😭 then i just gave up lmao and made something else bye how could i forgot how to fold a paper boat 💔

i was also confused by the phrase “a fair suck” in that post but apparently it’s an australian phrase. don’t ask me what exactly it means, bc all i know is what’s on wiktionary and im not sure i entirely get it.

oh thank you!!

Most people will tell you that giving your pets any kind of medication in pill form is an absolute nightmare, meanwhile I have the exact opposite problem.

A friend of mine was watching my cat Mim while I was travelling this weekend and when he went to split her weekly allergy pill (made to split into 4 small pills when you press down on it with a finger) to give her the usual 1/4, he fumbled it and sent it skittering across the floor where my ridiculous pill-loving menace of cat immediately gobbled down the whole thing, leading to me receiving a panicked phone call at 11 pm from said friend who was understandably freaking out (everyone’s fine, a single high dose won’t cause any problems as long as it’s just this once).

Behold: the villain herself, basking in the success of her crime (she’d be planning her next pill-related heist but, as you can see if you look closely, there’s there’s nothing but elevator music behind those eyes)