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Guygs i dont think shes feeling well
#i included aspects from all of the angels in thw show btw#except ramiel. sorry babygirl ur so geometric for me.#and the literal halo and pair of wings. i coudkgent#shes mostly like the mass production evas and sachiel#nayuta nagisa ikari#shinji ikari#kaworushin#theyre divorced in this au btw#kaworu nagisa#neon genesis evangelion#nge fankid#nge fanart#nge oc#my art#i told you it would be two minutes#btw guys rb if i should color this
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new game is to type one through ten in your tags and see what comes up. i think my favorite of mine is ‘my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once’ but ‘gideon the ninth motherfucker’ is a close second
#one is that bad laptops can still handle custom content#two stupid old men who i lovehate :(#goddamn it i wish the three funniest women alive would tell me what i just saw#the f in rpf stands for fourth wall#ten pounds of trauma in a five pound bag#me and alice will both read it and i think that brings you up to like six!!!#my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once#goal was one book per store and we ended up with six stores and eight books which actually i think is fine#gideon the ninth motherfucker#thinking about the ten inexplicable minutes where jay and i were very in on brandon saad/roberto luongo#*
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Let me chew you out a little, since we have a couple minutes (Patreon)
[Panel 1]
Prismo: *mumble* *mumble*
[Panel 2]
Prismo: *mumble*
[Panel 3]
Simon: Hmph. “Just because it’s in your head-”
[Panel 4]
Simon: “-Doesn’t mean it’s yours,” huh?
[Panel 5]
Simon: Give me all the responsibility with none of the privileges?
[Panel 6]
Simon: And then you get mad at me for trying to pick up your slack?
Prismo: Hey...
[Panel 7]
Simon: Clearly you already expect that much from me!
[Panel 8]
Prismo: Hey, hey! I did the best with what I had! I didn’t expect any of this!
[Panel 9]
Simon: And yet you didn’t even consider telling me, so we could’ve avoided this?
[Panel 10]
Prismo: It’s not like I could’ve just- taken it out! I was locked out!
[Panel 11]
Simon: You could’ve done something!
[Panel 12]
Simon: Instead you let my life spiral around this thing, kept me tethered to Ice King’s Madness-
[Panel 13]
Prismo: Fionna and Cake are real thou-
Simon: NOW you tell me! After I find out for myself!
#Doodles#Adventure Time#Fionna and Cake#Simon Petrikov#Prismo#They have like two minutes where they're alone together that aren't directly shown onscreen: Allow me to insert some ideas lol#As long as Simon isn't so faded that he can't work the nerve up I Absolutely think he'd get mad at Prismo for all this#Not like he didn't just come back from a terrible experience trying to work around his terrible dregs! He's very miserable!#Honestly I think the anger would be good for him lol#He's had to live like this for years! Under Ice King's shadow for something that wasn't his doing!#And he knows Prismo - he met him - they talked - but not about this#And I mean I honestly don't blame Prismo - with everything going on and his own depression spiral he had a few things on his mind#It's in a bad way for everyone#That said he is a Wish Master he really could've told Simon at any point even if he couldn't take his little pet project out of him lol#Then again again what Was he supposed to do lol#As much as I would trust Simon to keep a secret I don't think either of them could've expected Simon trying to summon Golb to do this#Obviously it /did/ happen that way but could either of them have guessed?? I don't think so#''Don't go summoning your ex-'' ''She's not my ex >:('' '''Cause there's an illicit universe in your head and you might summon that instead'#Like what no I don't think Prismo could've just - guessed that! Lol#He did leave Simon out to dry vis a vis Ice King and Fionna and Cake tho which was Not cool and he Could've done something about that#Although I can also see Simon snapping and telling someone that it wasn't his own stories - there's no winning!#But that's what makes the argument fun haha#Man they're both fun to draw ♪ Simon in that dress and Prismo's tiiiiired tired eyes haha ♫#It was shortlived but they have a fun dynamic :D Simon speaks so deadpan and sarcastic with Prismo haha <3 It's quite cute honestly
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#to say my mind has been boggled tonight would be an understatement#it was funny at first and then the dude (whos name is BREED by the way) started doing freak shit to chopper and it was less funny#and then the emotional turmoil from that kung fu dugong being told to kill luffy!??#it took me so long to get through two 20 minute episodes because i kept pausing and going back like HUH? REPEAT THAT?#even caesar fucking clown (who breed walks around ON A LEASH) is like ‘this is freak shit i wish i was a normal hostage again’#im just so amazed i have never ever heard of this before#luffy and law press their foreheads together and luffy goes ‘i dont wanna fight you like this’ i was like 😮#my posts#one piece#punk hazard
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people here love to bitch about russian and ukrainian immigrants but the thing is it’s not one of those ‘they’re stealing our jobs’ rhetorics it’s more that the rent skyrocketed and moving into a decent apartment is laughably expensive because it’s all marketed towards them because they’re the ones with money and more than that i live in a city where if i’m at work outside on a smoke break our people will insist that i finish the cig and they’ll wait and chat with me while the immigrants have that late stage capitalism customer is always right kind of mindset like to them i’m an employee first and a person second and none of us are used to it and it feels like and often is just a bunch of people flaunting their money to us poor poor people and acting like cunts
#considering this website’s reading comprehension i don’t hate immigrants#but i do hate that anyone can get citizenship after two years wdym they can vote that’s so fucked up#i just despise the entitlement and to paint the picture if we’re closing in half an hour none of our people would dream of sitting down the#would take whatever as takeout and apologize probably but the other day i told this russian couple that#we’re closing in 15 minutes when they said they’ll eat here and their response was oh that’s not an issue like darling i have to mop the#floor and clean the espresso machine and wash the dishes and be out of here at 9:00 YOU are being an issue to ME
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#called my mom at 7am out of a desperate need for validation#had a 37 minute long convo that amounted to ‘you should look into therapy’#(in a much nicer and more constructive way it was actually a very good conversation’#and she told me that she’s been in therapy for the last year#and that it did wonders for her mental health#and that she went from being on the verge of divorce#to looking forward to spending her retirement with my dad and expanding her home business to cover health insurance#since my dad is currently unemployed and most likely isn’t getting another job (industry and & age related reasons)#and ofc I’m glad to hear that they’re doing better#but I’m wondering if she got thru everything she needed to in therapy#and if she’s sorry about last winter#when for two days in a row she screamed at me for hours on end#about what a failure I am and how much I’m a drag on the family#how I was responsible for their impending divorce#and she was going to gift my dad divorce papers for Christmas and it would be my fault#how I looked like a clown at my recent graduation#and a bunch of other things#if she’s sorry for how every year since I was 14 she’s screamed at me about how I’m responsible for their being on the rocks#how it’s my fault my siblings will grow up in a broken family and we’ll have to sell the family house of 25 years to pay for the divorce#for when in April 2020 she tried to [redacted] herself in front of me while telling me it was my fault and I’d pushed her that far#all while I whisper-screamed for her to stop bc it was midnight and my siblings weee sleeping in the next room#she has never apologized for any of those and I don’t want to bring it up now#bc I don’t want to relive the past#but I wonder#mother mention cw#negativity cw#divorce cw
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flat nosed buses my absolute beloved
#afternoon#objectum#fun fact last time I was in the city I saw a broken down bus on one of those big trucks that. you know. drive broken down vehicles to fix#and I got so sad and said out loud “awh poor thing get well soon” and my brother looked at me like I just told him I was gonna eat our dog#and then like two minutes later I saw another bus and whispered “cutie” and winked at it#and then I saw ANOTHER bus but it was the bus for a hockey team and I think they were on the bus so I couldn't openly flirt with it#lest the hockey players think I'm hitting on them#which would be way too on the nose for other reasons about other things#on the nose? like flat nosed buses? the thing this post was originally about? I love them that's the point but I'm off topic now
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okay so obviously the whole point of ESTD is that ice is unhappy because he cannot accept that he loves maverick because he must serve his country and at the end he realizes how stupid that is when maverick dies!! but…do you think that your ice and maverick could have ever been happy had maverick forced ice to talk about it earlier on? do you see any potential for them to live their lives not publicly but also not as a complete secret? a world where slider would have known ice was happy and seen what caused that (his love for maverick)?
maverick, venice Italy, 2002: um i 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 love you actually
ice: 😳🤯😗 ok! I love you too let’s make this work!
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ice, 2002: ok i think we should follow caroles orders and pull Bradley’s papers from the academy and also i am leaving you to get my second star because my career still comes first sry
maverick: i know we literally just codified our relationship but uh you suck i am breaking up with you forever fuck you
(relationship ends .)
#you guys have literally gotten this entire wip scene fed to you over the last two months so i can prove my point ahead of time i am so sry#when you get to this scene on ao3 it’s gonna be two pages of ‘man ive already read this ☹️’#so sorry for the spoilers guys#but i have a Point To Prove.#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#icemav#asks#edts notes#also i answered a similar question to this last month & i said then that i don’t think mav could’ve said it and had ice stay until he died#i think if you search up ‘fuck you navy first’ on my blog it should come up#boy wouldn’t it be nice to have a masterpost i could reference at times like these#no one told me putting together a master post would be so much fucking work#actually just search the word ‘exorbitant’ lmao it’s the first result#at the time of drafting this i am slightly buzzed and spent five minutes trying to make the pointing emojis white#someone else asked a similar question months ago… my answer is: ‘sometimes if you talk about how momentarily upset u r in a relationship#you end up breaking up lol’
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got a piece of glass stuck in my foot and my mother chose that moment to start yelling about how stupid and lazy i am like :) we're not taking customer feedback right now ma'am :) there is literally my blood on my hands can u please maybe wait :) and do this at another time :)
#for context the thing that broke was not even hers it was mine i ordered it for myself and she didn't tell me it arrived and just kept it in#her wardrobe#and then she asked me to fetch smthn from her messy asf wardrobe and she had kept it (made of glass) in the utmost corner of her very messy#and packed shelf#and obv one of the bottles in the shell was almost empty so when my hand brushed against it it fell and knocked down the glass bottle#bcz it was kept in the c o r n e r#but its ok it was an accident but still it was my accident so i just silently started clearing it up and she obv started yelling at me but#thats fine ive grown up in this household i know that when u do smthn accidentally its always bcz u are a dumb ho and when ur brown parents#do smthn accidentally then its fine bcz accidents happen and also that too is actually ur fault somehow bcz if u hadn't done xyz then 5 day#later this never wouldve happened#but wtv its fine wtv#and then i noticed the piece of glass sticking outta my foot and she watched me try to pull it out with my nails#and once i pulled it out it slipped from between my nails and fell onto the floor#and immediately she started yelling at me again saying i 'threw' it onto the floor on purpose like bitch I'm bleeding bcz of that thing why#would i risk bleeding again#and secondly i was literally picking up all the glass shards two seconds ago why would i throw this onto the floor on purpose when i litera#lly emptied the floor of glass two MINUTES AGO#and when i told her it just slipped and i didn't do it on purpose she's like dont argue with me i saw what happened like oh did u#im sure only u did its not like it was IN MY HAND I'm sure you had a better view than i did of what is in MY hand#this is such a stupid thing to rant about on tumblr but I'm just so tired#i literally had just woken up from a nap i was minding my own business trying yo make myself some coffee#this just irritated me so damn much like#if u really think im that much of a dumb lazy bitch then why did u ask me to do that thing for u in the first place ur literally sitting#in front of the wardrobe why didnt u just go and fetched that thing from ur wardrobe by yourself#ugh wtv this is ridiculous
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it is true what they say that online courses are what will cause society to eventually collapse
#i say after choosing of my own free will to enroll in two online courses#sat in front of my laptop for two hours only to achieve absolutely nothing <3 instead cried over the syllabus and sent my best friend a#five-minute long voice message crying and also complaining. all over a public speaking class my advisor told me all i would have to do is#send in videos NOT be forced into groups to present speeches over zoom are you crazy. and don’t even get me started on my work schedule next#week#my period is 8 days late can you tell#someone shut her (liv) up!
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my sister called me and kept asking excitedly that what's happening in my life and
#like life as in. i can't say love life but like you know what's happening with the guys and the girls#girl#and i was so tired#am so tired#i just made up an excuse that im too physically tired too talk to cut the call and told her id call her back but i won't#i want to okay i really do I want to hear about her life what's going on but she's not that type of person jinke saamne#i can just divert the topic from myself avoid talking about me she's determined and caring like that😭#just. kya batau main#i spent the whole day working but really if i stopped doing anything for like 2 minutes all the last convos i had with everyone i#liked loved whatever started replaying in my head constantly making me feel all down and sad in public yk that empty heaviness inside chest#i mean. what is there to say. i feel truly pathetic#everyone just keeps leaving me. they decide one day that oh nope she's not for me not interesting anymore doesn't understand is too much#draining and destroys my peace and then they leave#it doesn't even matter the weight of the relationship#whether it's been a year of being in love or two weeks of talking till 5 am or a week of wishing me good morning and good night#every day. it doesn't matter they leave and they leave and they leave and they don't look back and im left to pick up the pieces go on#pretend to be okay and normal and fucking focused on like. studying accounts as if my heart isn't breaking#into a million tiny pieces everytime#i don't know how to tell her. the sister you love so much the sister you can't live without imagine life without. the#sister who you thought about holding on for because you couldn't do that to her leave her alone when you had suicidal thoughts. she's#she's actually deeply unlovable undateable unfuckable and like truly lonely and easy to let go of#i know she loves me and i know my bestfriend loves me and she would fall apart if i wasn't there for her#but it's not enough. i really wish it was. but it's okay it's enough for now it's enough to keep me going it's enough to make me not wanna#die yk? like i don't love myself enough to live for myself get better for myself but they need me so i need to be okay be happy because i#need them to be happy. and they're happy when im happy#does that make sense#okay bye i should really start writing a diary
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I need to beat something into a pulp I’m so pissed off
#my manager yelled at me today two minutes after clocking in over stuff that didn’t even happen#and the stuff that did happen I have NO power over it was after I left#and he does this all the fucking time and it’s always me he yells at#cuz I’m first one in most days and only full time person#and like ten minutes later he’ll come back like ‘sorry I shouldn’t have taken that out on you’#and I would get over it if it was once or twice#but it happens literally every couple days and I’m so 🙃🙃🙃 fucking sick of it#and he got taken aback today when I got fed up and was like ‘actually here’s what happened and here’s everything I and everyone else in the#department did yesterday’#and then he just fucking vanished and I have no seen him all day meaning 🙃🙃 I’m ‘in charge’ and if stuff doesn’t get done#I will be yelled at again tomorrow morning except no one has told me what is expected today#I’m going to go insane I hate this job I hate this stupid fucking job I hate my manager#kaz rambles
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The problem with being very good at connecting 1-to-1 with children is that there may be three teachers in the room at one time, but every child is zoning in on me at once to the point where the other teachers have to metaphorically bat them away with a "Josie is busy."
#ramblings#it's like sensory overload but they're kids so you want to validate their feelings#gotta “one moment one moment” them repeatably and give them a turn order of who can talk to me next#a girl tried to call me on a pretend cell phone while i was sorting out a toy car issue between two boys#and i told her i would call her back in one minute#and then a kid made me restaurant food while another girl asked me to show her how to make pipe cleaner flowers#so i had to talk on the phone eat food and go to the table in quick succession#but i did it funny so no one felt bad i was going fast
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just counted how many calls me and my coworkers did, i did 32 so far, one did 14, and the other has done fucking 7. SEVEN
#SEVEN#AND SHE WAS TRYING TO DM ME AND MAKE SMALL TALK#two times while the phone was actively ringing she dmed me and did not pick up the phone.#she was like omg the day is going by so fast!! yeah bc you aren't doing work.....#i literally had to ask in the chat if i was the only one working on scheduling stuff and she took 10 minutes to reply with some BS answer#i asked her to do two call outs from earlier today that hadn't been touched#she did those two call outs and NOTHING ELSE AFTER#it's disgusting that i do five times as much work as her in a day#and HOW DOES THAT GO UNNOTICED#i shouldn't need to go to my supervisors and say hey cheyenne isn't pulling her weight#WE PUT OUR INITIALS ON CALLS WE MAKE ON A LOG. FOR EVERYONE TO SEE!!!! They can see it plain as day!!!!!#and they're supervisors. it's their responsibility to notice those things#i also dont want it to be an HR thing where i have to meet with them all no way#like i don't want her in trouble. i would just like her to be talked to and told to do her job more . bc it actively affects MY ability to#do MY job#that's why i care#yeah it's unfair but it puts stress on me that makes the job harder#like Just do your work oh my god#she sits there on her phone all day it's incredible#and no one says anything to her#good girl speaks
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#putting this in the tags bc I need to get this out but also feel kinda guilty about it so I don’t wanna scream it in a post#but I feel soo irrationally pissed at my friend#bc she’s one of my best friends and I love her but I haven’t heard from her all summer except for the like four times she answered my#messages only to immediately ask me something in return#it took her two weeks to reply to a meme I send her only to immediately follow up with ‘het remember how you said your parents wanted to#hire my band’#‘ahaha summer is so busy I’ve read all my books anyway you told me I could borrow this one book?’#last was ‘heyy sorry for not replying haha anyway im bored next week wanna go on a trip’#to which I replied ‘yeah I would love to but I have my internship starting next week remember’#and its like I don’t mind that she doesn’t answer my texts like god knows I hate texting#but its really starting to feel like our relationship is fully based on her needing me for something#which I have felt before but I kinda dismissed it as me thinking it was always me who had to take initiative which was disproved when she#asked me to meet up a few times but thinking back it was always like ‘hey let’s meet up for coffee’ and then when I arrive having literally#left the library where I’d been studying for only ten minutes bc otherwise i wouldn’t see her.#she’s like ‘oh I don’t want coffee anymore but I need to go to the supermarket wanna join me?’#which I always did bc I wanna spend time together and it’s cheaper for me than getting overpriced coffee but!!!!#anyway I’m feeling this now bc while she hadn’t answered my ‘sorry can’t go on a trip’ text I did just see that she’s currently in portugal#with another friend#which is like??? so she just found someone else to relieve her of her boredom and so she didn’t need me anymore so why answer me right??#anyway it’s probably not that bad and I will talk to her about it when I see her again which will probably be in a month I guess but for now#I don’t wanna ruin her trip
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I would like to notify you that I've experienced a very The Most Lamentable Comedy of Pyramus and Thisbe moment yesterday
#I know I perhaps should have showed some mercy to my classmates who live in a completely different part of the city#(does that even still qualify as the city?)#and have no idea that there is that fence halfway through one of the paths in the park#and told them about its existence#however I was walking a good five metres before them and did not know that they intended to walk THAT EXACT PATH when there was another#I would also like to point out that to walk a distance of a meadow-like place with your crush five metres behind you is terrible suffering#and I had every reason to try and avoid that#meanwhile I enjoyed the position of an experienced local girl whose house is a 45 minutes bus drive from there and she knows the park well#“yeah. the fence has been there for at least two weeks”#I am therefore innocent#and it was very funny to see them behind the fence#I felt like an ancient heroine on the other side of a wall. but specifically a comedic version of that#(they got out of there and are - as far as I'm concerned - alive)
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