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what
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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead
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“but it wasn’t that bad”
did it hurt? did you feel scared? unsafe? were you embarrassed? humiliated? terrified? did you feel confused on why? does it keep you up at night? do you avoid being in a similar situation? did you cry? did you want to cry? who told you it wasn’t that bad?
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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"
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my scapegoat is eating your straw man
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stop! before you go outside, is your outfit STYLISH?
S LUTTY
T RANSGENDER
Y URI
L IKELY TO GET YOU DRESSCODED AT A HIGHSCHOOL
I NSUFFERABLE
S HIT
H AIRBALL
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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time
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when there are disgusting sound effects in a podcast so you just have to sit there and wait for it to be over like
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little kids absolutely carry the weight of linguistics on their shoulders. me and my siblings invented a whole word for when you rinse out a milk cup poorly and use it for water and you still have milk residues in the water.
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the night breeze
carries
something sweet
a peach tree
A gift for my dear friend, @pinkishflowersilverycoin . This person really changed my life in a better way. Love you so so much 🫶
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me: *shares an opinion*
abused brain, cocking a gun: apologize
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The block button, Tumblr, the World Wide Web
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