My girlfriend recently said she wanted to get big like Abby so she could throw me around.

okay i know he was talking about a role

but hearing pedro say “she was my girlfriend”

like when i think about it with zero context it makes me feel things

heartthrob 😍

IF YOU ARE NOT ALEX CLAREMONT-DIAZ OR PRINCE HENRY DONT TALK TO ME DONT LOOK AT ME DONT TOUCH ME DONT THINK ABOUT ME

Just finished the Aix-en-Provence Traviata for the first time in far too long, and it's just so goooooood.

Good LORD

caught up on sooooo much tumblr i’m a champion

anyway hello i’m alive i’m at @gwenfrankenstien’s house for the first time in eons and last night we went to stars on ice also for the first time in eons

figure skaters are such beautiful people and we had the GOOD seats it was all a little overwhelming

yes because ur themes are always great and ill love ur dumbass either way

zen, you've rlly been seducing me lately

raiding the fridge AGAIN

corrupted godhood. reluctant false messiah. prophecy as a creeping all consuming malady. does the oracle see the future or make the future? the horror of trapping yourself inescapably on purpose. the chains of destiny dragging you towards the path you are fighting tooth and nail to free yourself from. there never having been a chance to begin with. no other choice to make. but making that choice regardless.

The fics you repost about spencer Reid are popping up on my feed and I love you for it 🤍🤍

Thank you for giving me so great recommendations 🤍 take care 🤍

AWWW THANK YOU! I'm glad you like it, bless your beautiful soul 💞❤️

You take care as well, sweetie!

pining ♡

based on @valiants historical au which I can't stop thinking about...

my favourite thing about chuuya nakahara is that he's just kind of. chill. about everything. he's like, my tragic backstory has no hold on me, i went to therapy and i'm all good now. i'm a bad guy cuz it pays good and my found family happens to be here. what do you mean that's not a good reason, you a cop or something?

someone will betray him and he'll go ok well that's pretty upsetting. they probably had a good reason though. i'll forgive them if they let me get a good punch in. if they're really just a hater they're giving me bad vibes and i don't wanna deal with 'em at all tbh.

things have been done to him that would warrant a lifelong crusade of revenge for anyone else, but for chuuya nakahara it's just, that was super not cool but i'll let it slide if you get therapy with me.

chuuya is down for any crime and thinks moral boundaries are for losers and stuff but he's the nicest guy in the port mafia when it comes to not mistreating his subordinates and probably helps old ladies cross the street. he shows up for a solid 10-20 minutes of screentime per season and makes all the fans fall in love with him while doing the bare minimum, and despite technically being a villain i don't think he's worked against the agency a single time (although to be fair this is often not on purpose). he also does the bare minimum every time he's asked to help in-universe and clearly isn't even trying, and he sweeps anyway because he is ridiculously overpowered and could probably kill literally everyone if he actually wanted to, and i just. no one is doing it like him. you go you unbothered king.

Look, I don't think any of us were ready for Leptobrachium ailaonicum

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