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drawlody · 1 month

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Look guys it's my wives-

I got these 2 spinning in my brain so the next logical thing is drawing them interacting obvs :D

I love how with how drastically different these 2 character r they still have 1 thing in common that is they both adopt a buncha kids ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ parental firgure go brrrr. Say what u said about Adam dude got like 50 kids in the bible and no one can forgot fatherly instinct entirely>:)) I can't tell if I like Lute as his daughter or gf more so uhh leaving her outta this ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ . Simon forgot neptr again(⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

I am perfectly normal bout them why ya ask(⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

Forgive me since this a doodle I didnt really clean up or pay much attention to the details ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

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young-prince-firefly · 3 months

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William: How could this have happened?

Mike:...

Henry: What's the matter, Will?

William: I have been playing 5d chess against someone who only knows how to play checkers!

Henry: What?

William: Do you know that feeling when you lose to someone far below your own intelligence? It's like that.

Henry: Er, no, I don't know that feeling.

William: Well, that's because you've only lost to a genius

Mike: But Father, he's only ever lost to you

William: Yes, Micheal, I'm the genius in this equation. See? Henry, this is what I mean. I lost to a simpleton!

Mike:...

Henry: Mike isn't a simpleton and if you keep saying things like that, I'm adopting him!

Mike:???

William: Keep him

Mike:?!?

Henry: Alright, Mike, your my son now. Will, please see yourself out of our house

William: You're kicking me out?

Henry: You aren't a good influence on my child.

William: Wha- Michael, don't let him kick me out!

Mike:... Uhh I would but H-Dad's in charge of this house which means you have to leave

William: Fine!

*leaves*

Henry: Good riddance. Son, would you like a coloring book?

Mike: Yes, Dad

#incorrect quote #im back on my shit #henry emily #william afton #michael afton #mike schmidt #michael emily #now that's a weird tag #henry slowly adopting all of williams kids cause he don't treat em right #insults #tw #uhh #did i forget anything?#fnaf #firefly posts #swearing in the tags at least #enjoy yourself

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lasagnaeatsu · 4 months

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Ninjago oc⁉️ HUH⁉️

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taetaenoway · 1 year

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Assassination Academia

My Cover for Assassination Academia: A Very Extra BNHA x Assassination Classroom Series

Art and fic by me! (taetaenoway)

Art is rework the Shonen Jump Vol 23 cover. First time ever attempting non-traditional art. I think it went pretty well!

To Become a Hero - Chapter 12: To Make a Gambit IS NOW RELEASED! FINALLY!! I THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN *LE SOBS*

Preview: Before this whole Civil War exercise even started, Hitoshi looked Karasuma in the eye and said, “This is going to go to shit.”

#im so sorry i abandoned yall for two years #i adopted a fur baby and got queerplatonically married wbu #i swear i didn't forget about this fic #first digital art pls be kind #not first fic feel free to hate #i return after so long only to cause more pain and suffering with an even bigger cliffhanger #this brings me no joy #thats a lie #all the joy #assassination classroom #bnha #bnha crossover #bnha art #assassination classroom art #fanfiction #shinsou hitoshi #midoriya izuku

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cxffeeleaf · 1 month

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Pantalone cat with his son, my persona!

This is inspired by the Alastor cat.. :3

Anyways. Car.

#PANTALONE PLEASE ADOPT ME #IM SANE I SWEAR #anyways #genshin art #genshin fanart #Pantalone #car #cat #father figure give #plsplsplsplsplsplspsls #dottore get out of the way

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pigeonteef · 2 years

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ADOPT TIME GUYS!!!

im so poor college is so expensive 😭😭 would really appreciate all the shares i can get on this one! these are some spring themed cat adopts i started last spring, decided to finish them up finally.

Sun Scavenger CLAIMED

Marigold Garden CLAIMED

Primavera CLAIMED

Rough Spring CLAIMED

#my art #warrior cats #warriors #adoptables #adopts #also commission me a swear im such a good artist #will blaze this 2nite see what happens #sorry for advertising these so much i just aaa #need a bit of money

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lloydfrontera · 1 year

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llojavi: totally normal dudes who cherish each other for being in their lives, and can't imagine a life without each other, two homies who consider each other's survival as top priority, and do everything in their power to help in any way they can, normal bro behavior✌️

also Llojavi: Javier "I can't believe you gave ANOTHER sword master your secret lullaby service????- eyes canonly being red and bloodshot unexplained if it's from either crying or not being able to sleep for the 2 months Lloyd was helping Alicia, promising to himself to ensure Lloyd will never cry alone ever again, "i know you think of me as your most trusted person, and yet, why didn't you tell me of what's troubling you, even up until the end?" And "even if you so much want to go back to seoul, I won't let you go, ever, I don't want you to disappear from our(me) lives" Asrahan

And Lloyd "i would rather die than see you sacrifice yourself for all of us" "the reason why i don't share my burdens with anyone is bc I don't deserve help since the reason why everyone's simultaneously suffering as bc of my existence itself" and "i want to keep you by my side like this forever" Frontera

Bc also like what the hell is this

I never expected a webtoon/webtnovel about an isekaid civil engineer to get me go

But here we are

they are so normal about each other and i am so normal about them we're all normal here :)

BUT LITERALLY WHAT IS ALL THIS

MEN WILL DEVOTE THEMSELVES TO THE HAPPINESS OF THE OTHER AND GIVE THEIR LIFES IN A HEARTBEAT JUST FOR THE OTHER TO LIVE AND IM SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY ABOUT IT

THEY ARE SO RIDICULOUS

their relationship is at the center of the entire novel, they are the slowburn, javier was the reason lloyd was isekai'd in the first place and it is javier that brings him back at the end

javier struggles so much to let go of his reticence to like lloyd but he can't help but be drawn to him, he can't help but to trust him over and over again, he can't help but start to think the world of him. if lloyd says so, then it must be so. and when he finally admits to himself that yes, that is his friend, and he likes him and he wants to protect him not because he's the master's son but because he's, well, him? he goes all in, he doesn't doubt even for one second to face heaven and hell to protect him, he wants to help him in any way he can and he's angry and frustrated and sad that lloyd doesn't let him

and lloyd. who is always working towards having an easy life. who's so tired and scared and who's been hurt over and over again and who's been given the chance to get the life he wants and has been working his ass off for years to have. and he rejects it because the cost would be javier's life and that is not even an option for him. he never even thinks about it, all his attempts, all his desperation, all of his efforts were always to save his own life. because to him javier's life was never in danger because lloyd wouldn't even consider the option of sacrificing him in the first place. he doesn't even tell javier about it because he knows that javier would try to die for him (and don't even get me started on lloyd thinking javier would only do it for the sake of the estate and his parents and not for him because he doesn't realize how much javier has come to care about him and oh my god-) and he can't allow that.

FUCK

i think people think i'm exaggerating when i say both of their life plans were to be at each other's sides for the rest of their lives and grow old together but i'm not. i swear this is explicitly said in the text.

they never even considered the possibility of being separated

they were going to be together forever just like they always were. casually. as naturally as breathing air.

#hey i got an ask #lunacurse #jesus christ im so normal about them i swear #the greatest estate developer #the greatest estate developer spoilers #lloyd frontera #llojavi #i promise i tried to be a gen fan i tried so hard #i was like 'oh this is gonna be a nice manhwa about a civil engineer who gets adopted and has a new little brother and a shiny best friend'#and then bk moon said 'actually these two are gonna dedicate their entire lives to keep the other safe and in the end one of them will have #to sacrifice himself to keep the other alive and will go against fate and the universe itself to be together'#so we're here now i guess #FUCK #this is not a complaint #but dear god what the fuck sir #i talk a lot <3 #javier asrahan #tged

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moomoorare · 4 months

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Guys I need help for an au I'm making...

#you'll love it i swear im just. god #bc i want to make pearl and grian siblibgs tho the species diwnst matter much bc they're adopted or half siblings #but also i have queen lizzie and cod jimmy and i could make grian cod #BUT idk idk idkkkj rahhh #rare rambling

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myebix · 9 months

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I need everyone to see my gingersnap edits.

think about it, this ship makes perfect sense. please, hear me out.

Also, someone on twitter quickly made fanart for them and I think I might kiss them /p. THEYRE SO CUTE????? PLS GO GIVE THIS ARTIST SOME LOVE FOR CARRYING ON MY VISION

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk swk #lmk monkey king #lmk sun wukong #reigen #reigen arakata #reigen x sun wukong #gingersnap shipping #please i swear it works #i need everyone to hear me out #two failgirl mentors who initially butt heads #but eventually get along a little TOO well #this also leaves the implication that mob + friends meet mk + friends and obv the lmk gang LOVES the mp100 gang #mk would absolutely adopt mob as his little bro #which works out bc his dad is marrying mob's dad now #i feel like i could easily write a lengthy fic for these two but i dont have the time at all and im gonna scream

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sonom1 · 5 months

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Me when fontaine released

#genshin impact #genshin #neuvillette #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #i just realized my drawing skills are shit right now so have this instead #i swear im joking i still love edgeworth #but i'd want him to adopt me

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connecting-the-stars · 7 months

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Children of the Gods: Beacon Hills’ Demigods

Scott McCall - Child of Apollo

Being the son of a wise, stubborn, and golden hearted mother, Melissa McCall has raised her son in her values. Always being the first to intercept danger from be falling another, a steady hand which has mastered the art of healing, and shines his warm, protective presence upon his friends. He’s more like his father than he’ll ever know, being the blood of healing, light, and an unyielding shield for the young.

The Mom Friend. His job is to pack everyone’s lunches and hold his friends drinks at parties.

Stiles Stilinski - Child of Athena

What he lacks for in social elegance and all around sure steps, Stiles makes up for with his sharp tongue and determined beyond measure mind. If there is a way, the demigod will whittle his crafty hand through to achieve it. What many assume to be as clumsy as he is in his daily routine, his enemies soon find a stiletto posed against their jugular. Monsters have to scrap their bull headed approach if they want a chance of killing this son of Athena.

He’ll trip over air but he will use a pencil to disarm you. His job is comedic relief and Shiny Knife.

Lydia Martian - Child of Aphrodite

Is she the crimson apple of every classmate’s eye? Yes. Does she have the highest GPA among every single one of her courses. Also yes. Whether it’s tutoring her friends through their trigonometry and calculus assignments, or handing out advice on how to turn guys down, Lydia is a woman as adaptive as a promising Athena child could be. Though, she is keenly aware of how effective pleasure and beauty can be when wielded with a charming smile.

She’s so Barbie. High Achiever. Speaks Facts.

Malia Tate - Child of Ares

She can and will kick your teeth in. Why? Maybe you insulted Stiles’ fast paced and ranting speech patterns, or cut Kira in line for stupid cafeteria mashed potatoes. Or maybe you just smiled wrong when she revealed her score on the latest exam, ending with some blood getting on the crumpled stack of papers, somehow. With a unrelenting and one track mind, Malia’s bloodline isn’t that hard to track, especially when she catches even a whisper of the latest monster attack. She’ll be out the door of her algebra class before the doors have swung close.

“You don’t get to bully them, that’s my job” Friend. Tried to teach Liam how to fight - he’s nearly died twice. Barbie if Barbie was feral and had an axe.

Kira Yukimura - Child of Hephaestus

Daughter of the Greek god of artisans, metalworking, and fire, Kira is a shining prodigy among the her siblings. Taken with the art of metal work as she shapes searing metal into beautiful, deadly effective tools. Her fondest achievements becoming her versatile supply of weapons, gleaming obsidian, shurikens as well as her steady sword. If her arm is decorated with three bracelets of various blinding reds, five detailed rings across her hands of neon yellow and her ears have one too many cuffs that are definitely about to fall off, she’ll tell you she’s just really into jewelry right now.

Doesn’t choose sides in a debate friend. Will do your homework if you let her. Show Off but Subtle. Metalwork Barbie who can and will talk to you about all her weapons.

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random-blep · 1 year

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Scarameow headcanons based from my cats

-Has very specific people he likes and doesn't, you will know who he hates immediately

-Randomly growls/hisses as other animals even tho like for an entire 2hours he was just chilling with them

-believes your food is his

-had a treat once and now he refused to eat anything else unless it's canned food or people food

-finds the worst places to sleep

-for no reason he will rip all the keys out of your keyboard

-figured out how to climb ladders but got too scared to climb down so you have to reassure him that you'll catch him and he'll be okay so he can hop down

-50/50 on if you lean your head close to him that he will bump his head against yours or try to bite you

-thinks biting is affection unless he's being violent and then biting is not affection

-enjoys being complimented

-has attachment issues. He might be a little asshole sometimes but if he cannot find you / his favorite person he will sit out in the hall and meow very loudly until they come to him. He does not like being left alone

#cats are very specific types of creatures and can be very dramatic for no reason #also i genuinely believe at times my cats fully understand what im saying cause i will talk to my cat and they do respond #like the one who climbed the ladder refused to move until i talked to her and then she hopped into my arms #and like when i ask them to move or not do something they do like listen sometimes #i tell my one cat all the time that shes very pretty and i swear that dhe just gets happier at that #genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #scarameow #i love scarameow and it gives me an excuse to talk about my own cats some #a lot of these come from my male cat but some do come from my girls #fun fact we actually meant to only have girls but we got our male when he was really young and none of us knew how go tell cat gender so #we accidentally got a male and truthfully i wouldn't trade him for his sister who was also up for adoption at the time #i would have loved to get his sister but we could only take one cat but he is the runt of the litter so im glad he went to a good home #he changes his favorite all the time first it was me he snuggled me everyday when we got him and then it was my mom and now its my brother

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junior-pokeresearcher · 8 months

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This Halloween, instead of adopting "scary" ghost and Dark type Pokémon for the spooky season before releasing/bringing them back a month or so later, why don't you get your shit together and donate to sanctuaries and rescues instead? For the same price, you get to actually help people and pokémon instead of hurting and inconveniencing them.

Just a friendly thought (and tip!) from the research center!

#pokemon unreality #vivi speaks #pokemon #unreality #sorry for the swearing #every year people come to the research center to ask about where to find and adopt ghost and dark types #I think im gonna start hitting them in the head with pokéballs until they leave

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inhidingxoxo3637 · 10 months

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Grandma's LOVE these kids

#im just saying if Oncu does get promoted to Acosta's ride next year i think Piqueras should get Öncü's old spot #theyre just little guys !!!#Rueda and Piqueras= besties bffs homieohs !!#they were teammates in JuniorGP last year n ofc in Rookies together #n they grew up together #i dont actually know/remember if rueda trains with Paco but Piqueras does n i swear i have seen rueda training at paco's track place #anyways point is they're bffs they should not be separated!!#theyre like those shelter dogs u have to adopt in pairs !!#oh btw Piqueras won rookies 4 races early.......4 races = 100 points......he smoked those kids #moto3 #redbull rookies cup #jose rueda #angel piqueras

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chaeram · 11 months

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SURVIVING ROMANCE AUDIO WEBTOON?

(author's post) (episode 1 preview) (funding link)

#surviving romance #coming back from my hiatus to cry about this #i swear on my life god was with them in that casting room #most the vas suit the characters so much #in particular #jihyeon jinhui minwoo and MAYBE jinseon #(jinseon im probably biased but still)#THEYRE SOOOOO FUCKING GOOD.... literally exactly how i wished they sounded #ok none of them have “canon” voices yet besides heesoo and jeha #BUT according to the other roles ive heard they can definitely pull my dream voices off #i hope some of them (rina chaerin seonwoo chaeram) have deeper voices than the ones i heard... please #(i also wish heesoo's voice was deeper but... oh well...)#in my delusions heesoo adopts a deeper voice as she gets more depressed throughout the season #juri is a rare case where i hope her voice is a little higher #BUT i always support bad bitches with deep voices so if her voice is as deep as the roles ive heard i will support it!#need this funding to hit 400% my life will not be complete without the seonwoo wallpaper

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asbestieos · 1 year

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recently ive been trying to curb my swearing by adopting what is colloquially known as “white people swears”, such as “gosh” and “good gravy” and “sweet lord” and “dangnabbit” and “oh sugar (honey iced tea)”. as you can tell it has not been fucking working

#what has happened instead is im just as potty mouthed but i mix in the white people swears #so ill be like ‘’OW good fucking gravy’’ at work #i need to adopt frickin and freakin but they are so lame and not awesome.. need a better alternative to fucking #astaposting

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