more cowboy au shenanigans 🐴 this time we welcome gwen!

OMG also when you guys get throw into the future, you’re still wearing your hero costumes or outfits that are 10 years out of date - the mask bakugou wears is completely different now and his grenades are no longer that shade of green - and no one manufactures the shoes that you’re wearing and onlookers walking by CONSTANTLY compliment bakugou and you on your costumes.

“you must be a real fan! dynamight hasn’t worn that shade of green since his debut on the charts!”

“what did you do to get your hair so spiky and blond?! it looks exactly like dynamight’s and i’ve been cosplaying for years!”

bakugou’s eye twitches.

“hah? cosplay?! this shit is straight from my scalp-”

“lots and lots of hair gel, thank youuu!!” you practically yell, pushing bakugou away from saying anything too incriminating.

LOOOVE how you write about riling up riley by being stoic but me personally, i dont think i could get through a minute being all lackluster because i WILL cry the second he stuffs me up. his size plus my sensitivity, i know he'd be heady with his triumph, being cocky and bullying himself balls deeper. GRAAAAH i need this man biblically,, was wondering how would you put it when he finally sees he's broken you in (again)

Oh my god he is such a bully when it comes to your sensitivity, always mocking you and teasing you about it. He knows you're just trying to rile him up when you act all nonchalant and unaffected when really you're struggling to control yourself.

I say again, he is a bully. Don't even try to play with him longer than five minutes. You're ignoring him for longer than he likes? Well, now you're being flipped onto your front and pushed into the couch cushions, face buried in the pillows as Ghost almost tears your clothes off. He's so mean about it, mocking you and manhandling you as you try your best to ignore him and seem like you're bored.

He's not nice when he's pent up, that much is obvious. He does not care if you cry or try to squirm away. He'll finger you ruthlessly, tutting when you make no noise and crooking his fingers to hit that sensitive bundle of nerves.

Once he gets bored of fingering you (which takes a long, long time), he'll force you to pleasure him, knowing you can never keep your cool doing that. Just the sight of you on your knees before him has him smirking and his cock twitching. You're avoiding eye contact as you pick at your nails and act bored, huffing as if you're annoyed.

Ghost can see right through you, though. Knows it's all an act, that his pretty little thing could never get bored of him.

He'd make you unzip his jeans and unbuckle his belt, saying the most filthy things down to you. "Fuckin' slut. Gaggin' for it. Come on, open your mouth." You try to act bratty, seeming to come to the conclusion that seeming bored and ignoring Ghost is not the way to go, so maybe being bratty and uncooperative is better.

Ghost has been here before, you being bratty and refusing to do what he says. He's broken you in before, he'll do it again. He'd totally slap your face to get your attention, his big, calloused palm connecting with your cheek.

Yeah, he knows you love it when he slaps you. He knows you love it when he takes control and doesn't put up with your bullshit. And you know he's the type of guy who'll shove his cock down your throat. He doesn't care if your teeth drag along his sensitive shaft. He wants his cock in your throat and he wants it now.

He loves seeing you cry on his cock. He knows you're needy and desperate and the act of having his thick cock stretching your mouth, cutting off your airways is enough to make overwhelmed tears spill down your cheeks.

And if that's not bad enough, he'll pinch your nose shut and watch you panic, watch your eyes widen as you grip his thighs and try to pull away, throat contracting around his cockhead as you choke.

He wants you to be nice and pliant for him so he'll let you pull off and take a breath for a second before he's gripping your hair and stuffing his cock into your mouth, holding you there until you go limp and gently suckle on his cock, accepting the fact that fighting him won't do you any good.

Fanfic idea:

Vox attempts to get Alastor to notice him by using the love potion Velvette and Valentino make. He slips it into his "Oh Deer" mug while on a friendly visit to the hotel.

Alastor drinks out of the mug, but all he does is scrunch his face. "Now, which one of you added berry flavoring to my coffee? It's dreadful."

Vox didn't know Alastor was aroace and the potion had no effect on him.

I am just a normal person, I read a fic with a protective psychic boyfriend, I have to draw it.

(It’s a scene from the lovely Fic “Trigger Warning: Customer Service” by @traumatas. Go and check it out on AO3 or here!)

Being proud of the country you are born in, is a privileged stance isn't it? I love India. I don't know if I cannot not love India but this comes from a privileged place isn't it? Because what has India ever done for every other citizen that doesn't fit into the hindu savarna demographic? What has India done to Kashmir? It's strange we have an independence day while occupying another land. It's so ugly.

sorry for letting this marinate in my inbox. i think nationalism is a dangerous and awful drug and that a nation state should not ever deserve your loyalty or any kind of deference. especially not love of the kind that demands submitting your personal moral precepts to its purposes. nation building is a material and ideological process – it streamlines and punishes and constructs fabrications from whole cloth. i recognise the usefulness of indian nation building in anti colonial organising ofc. it makes romanticism about india very easy. but i think you have to think more about what it is you "love" and you'll find its often something more than that abstracted nation state. in my experience its been a lot like losing faith in religion which makes sense given how institutions seek to exert influence thru human desire for community.

its kind of impossible to not have affection for culture and language and music and food and all that good stuff, especially if you grow up in one and especially if it has such a breadth of diversity in it. but you have to recognise that people create these things regardless of whether a nation state recognises their contributions or not. the vast wide swathe of humanity awaits your love. do not wait for the nation to tell you its worth.

Halting Sword -- Weapon (Greatsword), rare.

Abyssal Adamantine: This is a +1 adamantine greatsword.

Halt: Upon striking a target with this weapon, you may use your bonus action to force the target to make a DC 14 CON save or be paralyzed until the end of your next turn. The target may repeat the saving throw at the end of their turn. Upon a success, the target is immune to this effect for 6 rounds.

So hear me out. I REALLY love Retrievers and I decided to design a sword based on one. What do you think? Good weapon? 🤔 I may design more magical items based on monsters like this in the future!

Headcanons for Monster AU cause I’m normal I promise-

Gio is a mix between a Mothman and a Vampire (the vampire being from the Roughhouse family). He likes to pretend the soup he steals is blood to freak out others- even though they can tell it’s soup. He likes street lamps and has gotten stuck climbing them

Mera is a Fey…no reason I just think it fits

Indus is a cyclops- also just think it fits

Sylvie is a minotaur, though he’s not fully grown yet so he’s still just a bit taller than Molly. He actually kinda likes humans and steals Psychology textbooks to read

Percy is a vampire SOLELY because of the fact that Jello almost made her one and with her info card. She probably pretends to be human/a park ranger and goes up to people like “Hello fellow humans!”

Ramsey is a troll. And fittingly- he sleeps under a bridge

Zora is a werewolf- probably eats campers’ food….or them-

FLOOF UR SO REAL FOR THIS, UR SO REAL FOR THIS!!!

I was thinking more like modern abstract monsters, humanoid but a bit Fucked Up and Weird, but I LOVEEE this, maybe there’s like a level to monsters? The weaker ones are the more known monsters, vampires, trolls, stuff like that. The stronger they are, the Weirder they get.

I actually have an idea for Mera!

She’s like a chunk of shattered, frozen glass. Cold air emanates off her perpetually, and from her “mouth”. She doesn’t really speak or make any noises, but whenever she opens her “mouth” this shrill, nails-on-chalkboard sorta sound comes out. She has really long, needle like fingers.

She’s a Weird one amongst monsters, it disturbs others that she can like. Exhale. Which means she can breathe. There are lungs in there.

bwba should've been a james movie and i'll say one of my reasons why here.

ace as a foil to james. ace as james without all his good qualities.

Someday the trend of adapting animated series/movies into live action will stop and I'll finally be free

It's snowing on my lilac

cant believe u havent added phils newest ass pic to The Collage

only phil and the cat made it into the header (rip dan)

okay i was curious so i selected all the questions that were obviously about sadism and masochism and highlighted all the 10s and 1s (1 = strongly disagree, 10 = strongly agree) to see which group was more likely to have stronger masochistic/sadistic tendencies

data and a lot of words below the cut

KEY: yellow highlight for strongly disagree, red for strongly agree. orange q is masochism, blue is sadism. each row is one person, each column is one question

NOTE: i'm only showing the questions with high face-value bc the other ones serve another purpose that isn't needed here, and i also left out any reverse-scored questions (like q14) both bc i haven't reversed them yet and bc i think some could be working on a subscale so i might have to remove them from my data completely

NOTE AGAIN: questions 8 and 10 are working on a sort of subscale so oops for me but also y'all at least could answer above 4 yay. except for the one person who really likes being humiliated and put a 9 for that and for the 'i am a masochist' question. very glad that someone in the psych group knows a good time lmao

here's the questions if ur interested: 5. i enjoy pain 6. i enjoy seeing others in pain 7. i enjoy humiliating others 8. i enjoy being humiliated 9. i am mean to others for my own pleasure 10. i get pleasure from others being mean to me 11. i like to assert control over others 12. i like for someone to be in control over me 13. i like to be intimidating 14. --- ignore this one --- 15. i am a sadist 16. i am a masochist

ANOTHER NOTE (not the novel): these questions were made to be really simple (to get more accurate data/avoid confusion), but they aren't foolproof and some are only here to test a personal hypothesis so keep that in mind when it comes to data trends

this is from the psych students only:

this is from everyone who voted online:

do you see the difference here? they psych students strongly disagreed with everything i said :( and they don't strongly agree with anything :(

but y'all were much more fun with your numbers so thanks for that, i appreciate it. i think the online group is more representative of the population, obviously it's not fully, but definitely more than the psych group who seems to be a bunch of ppl who all have very similar opinions

anyway i just thought that was fun if i find anything else interesting i might show y'all

GUYS I WROTE A FIC

It can be summed up as Repliku in BBS :]

Raphael talking in the worst riddles know to man, bro's onto nothing!!!!

@anemoflower OMG. OMG THAT. THAT IS SUCH A CUTE THOUGHT I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT. i sadly did not watch captain america to know this scene BUT I'M GOING TO CHECK IT

IT'S NOT OOC DEFINITELY NOT he'd definitely not want to be noticed outside, especially if he's with people and he wouldn't want to bring attention over something that is only private to him and his peers + especially his girlfriend since she's very outgoing SO I GENUINELY LOVE THIS IDEA‼️‼️‼️‼️

i like to think that maybe red had a brief revival in attention when he visited the world championship in bw2 (im including that in his story) so some new fans would emerge and happened to spot him again WAHHAAHA but thankfully he's one of those niche - yet passionately loved by the fans kind of champion...