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my mom and I were talking and (idk how we got here?) she asked me how many voices I have in my head. the genuine, hearty laugh that came from me was so concerning, bcuz, what do you mean how many??? I can't count those mfer 😭
#i didnt mean to laugh#really i didn't#but that shit was funny#“how many” like imma count all the fuckers in my head#she looked so concern#she thought it was a joke#AND ASKED AGAIN#i might have laughed again#it ended with her accepting im crazy and moved on#love my mom frr#happy mothers day mom#you get an insane daughter as a gift
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Prompt 297
“I feel like we should be concerned about Tim.”
“Honestly we should always be concerned about him, but what made you realize it this time?”
“Have you seen his search history- wait no you haven’t you haven’t been in the cave all day, look at this-”
“...'Is it legal to adopt the ghost of a kid? Can someone call CPS on a family’s ghost? How to take care of ghosts 101? How do you get a ghost of a child to not be scared? What to do if you find ghost children in your home? What the fuck…?”
“Exactly, I think he needs an intervention.”
Or in other words, after getting thrown into another dimension thanks to the GIW destroying most of Amity, a trio of ghost children decide to crash in this seemingly abandoned apartment building. No one seems to live here anyway…
Tim Drake on the other hand, gets a notification that there’s someone in his main safehouse that he might’ve slightly forgotten about thanks to having his house-boat now, and sees a trio of starved looking ghost kids
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#De aged Danny#De aged Jazz#De aged Dan#Not seen is Ellie also there but in Core form because she’s too unstable to form a body again yet#Tim’s family is concerned for his sanity#Tim calling his co-dependent hero friends like Kon & Bart: How do you get a child- wait no not like that#Bernard is laughing at him on the phone & asking for pics#The ghost kids have no clue they’ve been adopted yet#They’re hella traumatized & just relieved to have found shelter#Might cry in the very comfortable blankets#Tim: Okay how the fuck do I help these literal dead kids without scaring them away#Tim: Someone call Greta I need her help-
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Today in awful pain due to cramps, but ended up laughing and cheered up because I said aloud, “My tummy hurts and it’s Wei Wuxian’s fault!”
There he is! That's the man that made your tummy hurt!!!
#ask#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#When when will his reign of terror end!!!#One day we will defeat WWX in combat and then *none* of us will ever have a sore tummy ever again.#Blaming WWX for everything is healing and important for mental and physical health.#You think he might be cute but he is the *source*. We gotta cut him off.#Jokes aside I am glad that my silly comic gave you a laugh that helped distract you from the tummy hurt. I hope you are feeling better!
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taemin doing an impression of jonghyun (x)
#taemin#jonghyun#saw this going around on twt again....might have watched it at least 20 times in a row#when i tell you that taemin is the funniest person in the world...seeing how funny he is now u might agree but let me tell u about taemin#BACK THEN...he would normally be just a quiet little guy but then he would literally do the craziest thing out of nowhere and leave everyon#in shambles (me especially. also jonghyun as you can see in the video above)#anyway his impression of jjong's manner of speaking is so funny bc it is SO ON POINT im literally tearing up watching this again now#also look at jonghyun GIGGLING .#honestly posting this for myself specifically so i can go back when i need to laugh for a bit....#ltm a comedian first a singer dancer artist second
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everyone Noticed but nobody dares to speak because this might actually keep him in check
#even the two guys who laugh their ass off if you tell them you lost your gun. this might work so shhh#another unpolished sketch comic because I keep having Visions and I need to share them#but my hands refuse to finish anything#inspired by that ''when he has a praise kink *good job stickers sheet*'' image#pointless microblogging#I should do anatomy studies again so I don't struggle this much :(#disco elysium#it's been what... 3 years since I sat down and drawn bodies to learn how they work? maybe even some more :(#i forgor how to draw
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its so funny that all minute—the guy who once upon a time hoped to redeem zam—'s team has accomplished is getting him to consider giving up his remaining honor in order to match the level they're playing on ?
#m#lifesteal#i can't stop thinking about minute&co dismissing the argument about how they've encouraged players#to ban themselves and thus contradicted their own stated goal#the way 'peaceful ending' warped into 'it doesn't matter what we do so long as we can flip a switch at the end' but what the fuck happens#in a scenario where you unban everyone who you've pissed off ? are they happy? is that peace? and you won't even defend the choice!#what the fuck is happening here!#you laugh at zam for saying he's won but you won't have the argument that you know you'd lose ^_^#none of this is angry in tone i'm having fun. thisis my bread and butter. i'm happy lifesteal is weird and tense again#enjoying that it's looped this far around into the ACTIVE dismissal of rp-logic where zam&co are having to say 'okay then#we'll win This game too!'#them acting dismayed that mapicc wouldn't walk into that obsidian box. like oh my god#and it's so different from the weird tenseness of s4 it's something different entirely. new meta conflicts just for me !????#we'll see how it all ends.... they might make me mad again but we'll cross that bridge#it's so different from the Vitalasy Incident even though both involve people functioning in opposition to lifesteal's 'storytelling rules'#for vi it was because of his emotional investment. it manifested in nothing but endless 'character-level' debate in the lead up and#plenty of emotional roleplay from vitalasy in the aftermath#vi's primary effect on season 4 through the wormhole was to render lifesteal's gameplay obsolete#pb&j's primary effect is instead to focus intently on Winning that game while everything else falls by the wayside
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No no get started on the whole "new adult" thing, I desperately want to hear
Ok, so here's the thing about New Adult:
It's a genre that's been emerging lately in the catalogs I view when doing frontlists (essentially just pre-orders for upcoming titles) for the book store and I'd been wondering what the hell it was. I'd noticed it was especially common in the descriptors for the romance books, but it was often the ones with that sort of sexy-but-not-full-blown-erotica kind of book that also tended to have the sort of description full of fanfic trope terms and "for fans of [usually a Young Adult title]" or "like [popular title] combined with [other popular title]!!" <- and here it's important to note that the popular titles don't always sound like they would mesh well.
And finally, FINALLY, one of these books is highlighted by the sales rep who works with us and she's got a little blurb about it and I get my first useful description of what "New Adult" is:
"Imagine the golden age of YA - The Hunger Games, Divergent, The Mortal Instruments - but aged up and spicy."
S P I C Y
Which would explain why they're not-quite-erotica type books, you see, we're not straight up PORN we're just ✨️spicy✨️
Nevermind that a lot of these books do have sex in them, but whatever, it's SPICY because that's what's popular to say on BookTok!
Oh. Right. Yeah. BookTok also gets mentioned a lot in listings for this sort of title.
And yes, this includes the Court of... books by Sarah J Maas and things like The Infatuated Fae books by Jeaneane O'Riley. In fact, I'm pretty sure O'Riley was described as a "BookTok darling" in the contributor bio part of the listing, but don't quote me on that, I'd have to look at the listing again.
Anyway, these are some of the biggest offenders regarding that whole "we will describe this with fanfic buzz terms and BookTok girlies will eat it up :)" issue.
#replies#answered#again i think Macmillan and Sourcebooks have had some of the more... interesting entries in the New Adult category#oh haha also go look up the LJ Shen Sinners of Saint books those made me laugh and also cry when I was looking at the listings#and yes another point i didn't put in the body of the post is like.. u know all those books that came out after titles like Hunger Games#where they completely miss what made it popular#yeah i feel like there's a lot of that in the New Adult stuff especially w certain character types#idk how they make every single protagonist sound exactly the same or make every male love interest cold and distant#hhhhggghh slogging through these books is soooo boring and painful sometimes but u get through it to find the couple of#interesting looking titles mixed in there#i complain a lot about the deluge of romance and new adult titles but there are some cool looking books upcoming too#i might make a post about that later but here u go i hope that answers ur question hsgshsg
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Sam, I get that you don't want to check on Gwen yourself cause your poor reaction caused her to blow up, but maybe trying to immediately use the situation to get your best friend Alice "I just finished explaining to you in detail why I'm not getting involved in this stuff" Dyer involved in this stuff isn't the best course of action
#samama khalid#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 18#the magnus protocol#his reaction really upset me#gwen has been looking terrible for weeks now and the first time she tries to open up he laughs at her before she can finish her story#and then uses that to try to get alice to look into stuff again#even though she's told him so many times that she's ignoring it because getting interested is seriously dangerous#like I don't want anything BAD to happen to Sam#but I think he really deserves to have a spooky encounter soon#so that he might finally get the fact that this isn't just scary stories: it's potentially life-and-death#scheduling to post after public drop
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pokemas is so fulfilling as someone who LOVES pokemon characters and storylines and wants them to interact like dolls. like yes its a gacha game but where else would i get leon sygna suit outfit. hm? nowhere else. where else would i get a photo mode? nowhere. i can't get giovanni and ghetsis being the crossover nastiest guys anywhere else (rainbow rocket is an allusion but not fully yk?). the time-space debacle. i can't get silver and N interacting over their shared father issues. amazing. thank you pokemas. please give me geeta ive spent 12,000 + gems please please please plea
#talk#pokemas#ITS FUN!!!! its gimmicky but fun.#new outfits and dialogue and stuff for ppl (me) who squeezes characters with all their might#i need to laugh at lysandre again that arc was rlly funny to me. its not meant to be but. hes funny.#also paulo. i have thoughts. so smile :]#if u ask whats my fav arc its the galar villain arc. cause im a leon fan. also cause the plot is actually a bit more dif to me sooo#who do i want in the game? rika. self explanatory.
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Do you guys wanna see my brother (purposely) trip at Texas Roadhouse?
He gave me permission to post!
Ignore my laugh (you can't)
#i was laughing so hard i almost threw up#we planned it the whole dinner#guys does my laugh sound evil be honest bc people have told me i sound likr a villain#ren won't shut up#ignore#PLEEEASEE I KEEP WATCHING IT AND IM CRYING#it was so much funnier in person#and again he did do that on purpose!#might delete later bc its random
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idk how to live so im going to talk to myself out loud until i do
#listen. take a deep breath. i know your bpm is high but you need to think with me for a second.#remember that you are paper thin. all your facets are sheets of paper and what you gave her is just another one.#make a new one. you dont need it. you dont need her to see you. i know you think you need her but you will be okay. i know its hard.#you wish you could have shown her how you loved her. listen to yourself. you are made of paper.#she might be concrete or maybe wood or maybe gold. you need to start laying your roots elsewhere. shut that thought down#and blink and listen. the parts you keep thinking of arent lost. they still happened and they are yours to keep.#there is beauty in this loss. tell me about the beauty in this loss. its okay to think about it. you got to see it all and nothing more#and this is great because it would have been bad. you know it would be violent in a way you dont need. you know this to be true.#you are going to look at that empty space in her shape and youre going to fill it with everything that happened when you knew her.#the memories with her but then also the the way your friends talked you through it. the game with the clovers.#your first allergic reaction you almost died and you couldnt stop laughing and you were held so close to their hearts.#learning the names for all the floursecent gene tracking dyes that everyone else knows already. about the exam - listen again.#i know you think if you fail your life is over but you need to try your best. youre not going to get a good grade in a uni test for the fir#youre going to make up for it. youre going to make sure you make up for it. do you understand? i love you. you have to do this.#right now you need to sit up. breathe. i know your heart hurts. go to the living room. grab something to eat. i dont care if you feel full.#youre going to clean your mattress heater. youre going to study a bit longer and then youre going to sleep. youre going to tell your mother#im sorry and i might genuinely fail a test. shes going to tell you its okay. if you do badly in this course you can just become a neurosurg#just agree. dont argue right now. its okay. youre okay. you are paper thin. i know any puncture hurts.#breathe. think of your friends. think of their hands in yours. it isnt eternal.youve lived through worse. the empty sky is still beautiful.#the lack of her is still beautiful
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The Kayleigh Day Lives AU - Part 3
Also known as Congratulations, Wymack, it's a boy! He is also already 20 years old and horribly traumatised
So I think that after the banquet Kayleigh goes to some ERC after party to schmooze a bit, maybe with the explicit intention of undermining the rumor of Kevin being better than Riko. Like "do you think I'd let anyone hold MY son back? *Nervous laugh*"
Smash cut to the match between Riko and Kevin
Kayleigh is halfway back to the hotel when she gets Kevin's call. He's immediately locked himself in a bathroom while Jean helps distract Riko.
Now she knows this is BAD bad for a couple reasons. For one, hands have very delicate bones, and full recoveries from severe blunt trauma injuries are hard and rare. Second, there's the fact that this confirms her suspicions that Kevin was being mistreated from behind her back. Third, she knows they won't let her take him to a hospital right now. And last, but not least, it's going to be very hard to get away with double homicide once she gets her hands on Tetsuji and Riko.
Kayleigh has to make a snap judgment if she wants to help her son, in a way that won't put either of them in more danger. She can't trust Tetsuji anymore, so she goes over him.
Now, I don't think she would have access directly to Kengo, but during her years as a Moriyama asset she has amassed enough goodwill she has a few contacts in the main branch. People who are worried about Tetsuji overeaching with his little project.
She calls them and very carefully chooses her words. She says that Riko has dealt Kevin a potential carreer-ending injury and that the best way to control that narrative is going to be playing it off as an accident and taking Kevin out of the public eye for a while, transfering him out of Edgar Allan so people focus on that drama instead of questioning the origin of his injury. She doesn't necessarily threaten going public with what she knows if they don't allow her to take him safely out of the Nest, because she isn't stupid, but it IS implied.
Kayleigh gets half an hour to take Kevin out of the hotel before she herself has to report back. Wherever he's going, she can't come with, as insurance.
That... Somewhat hinders her options.
But, well. David Wymack is in town.
Kevin has found the letter in this universe too, because Tetsuji would have it regardless, but he took Kayleigh at her word when she explained it was for the best that Wymack not know.
This is not a can of worms Kayleigh ever intended to open. But there is a saying about desperate times and desperate measures.
Which is how she ends up picking up Kevin, badly bandaging his hand, and going after the Palmetto State Foxes.
She catches up with them right as they are piling onto the bus to leave. She almost his the bus with her car. It's a mess.
It gets worse once she and Kevin get out, though.
Wymack is alarmed and confused and oh my God Kayleigh what the fuck is your badly injured son doing here.
And she says something to the likes of "First of all, that's OUR badly injured son"
There is a lot of screaming. Dan thinks she's having a stroke. Wymack is torn between confusion and rage. Kevin is going into shock, like, the medical condition. Abby is trying to weave her way to him because someone has to give that boy some actual first aid. Kayleigh's time is running out and she doesn't have time to stand here in this parking lot and justify every questionable decision she has made in the last thirty years. Tetsuji just found out about everything and starts blowing up her phone.
Andrew is crashing from his meds cycle and sleeps through the whole thing.
There is literally no time to untangle any of this, so Kayleigh just tells Wymack that Kevin will explain everything after they take him to the hospital. Preferably in South Carolina because the farther they are from Riko, the better.
No one is happy with this turn of events. It's for certain, though, that things will get a lot worse before it gets better.
On another note, Aaron just won himself like 200 dollars, and it might just be enough to ask that cute cheerleader in his class on a nice date.
#I actually have a written snipet of the bus scene in Dans POV that I might or might not polish and post here too#I would apologize for this part taking so long except that ill do it again bc im still unsure how to write the actual aftg events into this#but anyway. live laugh love.#kayleigh day#Kayleigh Lives AU#im too tired to tag the rest of the characters yall know whos here
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captive prince antis are so adorably ludicrous because their argument essentially comes down to believing that after seeing the man that killed his brother and sent his life down some deeply traumatic and almost lethal paths, laurent should've just been like:
good to see you again, brother-killer, so sorry about the rough journey here, almost as rough as my life has been since losing my best friend and protector, haha! but no worries, sure you actually, genuinely, thoroughly ruined my life, but revenge would be immoral so i'm just going to send you on home #forgiveness #healing #growth #risingabove #aneyeforaneyemakestheworldblind
#not advocating for people to read the books if they're put off by the CWs#it's heavy shit!! if i hadn't gone into the books blind i might very well have not ever read them!!#but Context Is Everything and some of y'all either never read the books or you sorely lack reading comprehension#haven't seen capri anti gibberish recently but am rereading the books and just had to laugh again at their absurdity#captive prince#michele.txt
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Okay y'all it is over it is done the conversation has been had he knows I love him we are still friends I have cried my eyes out properly I have laughed again my heart will keep on hurting for a while but it is FINISHED
#it is a bit rough to be told that the age gap (3 years??) is too big and life stages are too different#and that it would be unwise since im graduating next year#and then be told that he's not attracted to you in that way#and THEN be told that if you were younger he might consider it#but alas that is the way the cookie crumbles#i do value his friendship very much and i am glad for it#but i am also glad he was honest with me#lads if i could choose i would go through all of it again! i have loved this poor sweet oblivious boy for a short while#but it has been very long and very deeply lodged in my heart#anyway i will be okay and im glad i can laugh again so soon :)#thank you for praying for me it really has been a fresh new hell in many ways#and i do love him. i do love him so terribly much#but i know it will pass#also he WAS very sweet about it. very sweet and honest and vulnerable and i deeply appreciated it#part of me is like. WILL I EVER LOVE AGAIN??? and the other part is like. i cant imagine loving anyone else#i kid you not he is the most wonderful God fearing gentle kind man of integrity i know. i love him terribly.#and there is no other guy who i trust implicitly and know i can tell or talk to about anything#so it is hard to imagine loving anyone else. he is so precious to me and just being around him makes my heart so happy#it will pass!!!!!#the waiting room chapter
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Stilt Man feels the inexorable march of time
#meme#stilt man#every now and again i get a little ooc in the tags#for personality#and flavor#hello you#viewer of the tags#you who wanders through the sordid backend of C tier Tumblr posts#i see you#i love you#thank you for having fun on the Internet#the world is so scary some times#and little things will throw you asunder#but you and I have had a small joke together#a small laugh shared across the thousands of miles that might separate us
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his default recall is so cool..........
#not me arts tag#ive never used his default skin so i didnt even know what it looked like until now....ough#i wish u could mix and match sounds or recalls with skins................#i honestly forget half the time hes supposed to be like. Cool and Suave and a Competent Badass#because my brain is always like. god hes so small and floppy and will die if you breathe on him wrong#also hes always crying and breathing heavily in my ear so im just like. poor guy#he should be at the bed taking a nap not fighting....... who made him fight.... stop that he doesnt belong on the battle field#he might be a badass hitman or smth but my brain is like#this is just a sad theatre kid who took gymnastics#''aphelios how is your assassin training going'' aphelios who has only been reading the acrobatics textbook: my what#is there anyone still reading these tags. hi there#i have a lot of thoughts on him. im very obsessed with his animations#like he has a laugh animation for every weapon.......#all the various weapon animations...#maybe the real reason we wont have a legendary for 10 more years is all the animating they have to do#i mean his base animations are so good id honest be like OK if they reused them#cant rly do much better than already Top Tier animations#unless we get an alune legendary.....#hope alune is super awesome and badass and all the aphelios voicelines are a really shy awkward guy or smth#like you look so cool and awesome fighting and the whole world doesnt know ur listening to a lil guy in your brain the whole game#the contrast would be very funny methinks#if anyones still reading this. yes i know riot made up some reason about budget or whatever for voices#but i choose to believe aphelios is head empty no thoughts and thats why he doesnt talk to alune#(STILL GOOFY OF A REASON... lots of VAs can do both genders of voices.... like. what about kindred and kayn....)#then again wouldnt be surprised if they were overbudget on the animations but still smh my head into oblivion#can relate to a guy who simply doesnt wanna talk#(said after 10000 tags of talking to myself)#i should really put my thoughts onto a separate post or blog or something#anyways have i mentioned i think hes really cute
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