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friday 13th, october, 2023
#they live in my mind#i love when scrimblos are creatures#sonic the werehog#sonic the gaiahog#black arms shadow#dark shadow#kinda.#its complicated#should be complimented tho#my art#this isnt thoam i just love my glowstick boy
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Name: Wagan
Debut: Wagan
Look! It’s Wagan! From Wagan! What is Wagan (character)? Why, Wagan is a wonderful little green robotic dinosaur sort of guy who is good at making noises! What is Wagan (media)? Good question!
Here is a photo of Wagan in real life. Wagan is real! The original Wagan is an arcade machine by Namco, but I honestly cannot find much information at all about it. I don’t THINK it’s a game. More of an interactive toy? Here is a video! Hear his noises and watch his mouth flap about!
Wagan’s physical prison is labeled THE EMOTIONAL WEAPON, VOICE-CANNON “WAGAN”. I guess this is some kind of. Yelling game? The presence of a megaphone makes me think you yell at Wagan, and Wagan yells at you, and I don’t know the point, but it is really funny, and of course the actual physical Wagan robot is incredibly cute!
Luckily, Wagan would later enter a form of media I CAN comprehend! Scrimblo bimblo platformers! This is Wagan Land, which became Wagan’s Main Thing for a while, and hmm. I have things to say about this.
First is, WOW this game is cute! Look! When Wagan is falling in the air, his mouth flaps up, like Mario’s hat in Super Mario World! That’s so wonderful! And look at that SNAIL! The first enemy you see in the game, and what a great first impression! All the character sprites are delightfully compact. The thing that looks like a Wagan fetus is a Waganizer, which upgrades his Yelling ability, which is used to stun enemies so they can be jumped upon safely.
Very charmingly, Wagan’s yells are represented by the actual sound he says, shot out as a projectile! These have been lovingly translated in the fan translation, so you can make him yell WA, GYA, and GA. If you make him say GA twice, then just call him Lisa Simpson, because he’s Going Gaga!
The Waganizer was first a toy, and this sure looks like a gun huh! But it is a voice recorder and amplifier. I guess it is like having a bit of Wagan of your own, in Weapon form? To Blast your voice at others? I’m not sure why it had to look so incredibly like a gun, though!
Also, this post is about Wagan himself, but I HAVE to mention there is a Mola mola in this game! A pink sleepy one that flies above the water, and is the ONLY creature in the game that Wagan can safely touch by default, allowing him to ride on top of it! I do not know why a robot dies upon touching a snail. Sorry.
This game sounds so lovely, doesn’t it? It does! So it’s too bad it SUCKS and is TERRIBLE and I HATE it so much!!! And I don’t want to do any of that... but it forces me to!
The platforming sections are all fine and dandy. But the bosses, oh dearie me! Instead of battles, they play a minigame with you, and these are absolutely wretched! There is a word chain game and a memory game, neither of which are good, and both of which feel very easy to get locked out of winning due to randomness. And if you lose, you Die. It’s really not fun whatsoever to have to play a minigame you may very well not have any chance of winning, and they are so common that it sadly ruins the whole game... Maybe I’m doing something wrong, but I don’t think it should be so hard to see what to do right! It feels like a game for babies that wants nobody to succeed.
However! I must give a MAJOR shout-out to AlanMidas of romhacking.net for making this English translation of the game, because translating this word chain game and all its intricacies must have been absolute hell! So thank you, AlanMidas! Or curse you? For being the reason I was able to play this at all? But mostly thank you. And I applaud your effort. I mean, they were able to make the pig icon work by referring to it as an “oinker”. I applaud an oinker any day.
Geez, I don’t want to be so negative on one of these posts. I do love Wagan (creature) a whole lot! Want to see him playing baseball?
There we go. Isn’t that droll?
Have another! For your troubles. Sorry, there is just so little English information about Wagan! This is all I can humbly offer. But I hope you love to view Wagan as much as I do! And if you ever see him in real life, yell at him. I think he likes that!
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Eve has a new obsession and I cannot express enough how much I just LOVE Lukai Hwei from League of legends.
Hwei is the cutest little creature ever and I accept NO criticism. I claim him body and soul and he wouldn't even know it until it's too late and he's in my mouth.
I will personally sail into Ionia from my Witch's hut in the Noxian outskirts and find him just so I can adopt him into my household like one of those pet artists people kept back in the day, except I will swing by thrice a week in a pattern of Tue/Thur/Sat to bring him food, cook for him, do the washing and cleaning (not like we don't have maids for that) and we talk. Just in case he does feel lonely because living alone is comforting until the loneliness and feeling of loss and confusion take you apart and you realize way too late you need someone at the peak of not having anybody.
Anyways
"Hwei, honeycake, did you finish the commission of two men eating their faces off in the moonlight waist deep in a lake? My friend is an artist and she already drew her own scrimblos having a fight and reconciling and honestly I want to stick it to her because I'm writing this story about a Lunari and a vastayan arena boss enemies to lovers--AnYwHo."
And timidly, though at first, he responds "No, madam, I haven't yet. Inspiration is lacking this week and I feel inclined to work on other things. But you want to know what I did do?"
My enthusiasm will peak and I will heimerdiner's dog him into knowing the small grace of a smile on my face is all for him, all because I like him, because he is sweet and adorable and worthy of my praise and what he creates will please me to no end. So he will take me out in the garden or the forest and he will go ham showing me what he painted over and now the back yard is glowing and the willows are singing and I can hear both pain and happiness front back and center envelopping the world until his art is in my viens and I will go "Good boy" because that's my SEROTONIN shot for today.
Then Ill let him trauma dump and talk about all he wants he is THAT important to me. The stupid weirdo writer picked up the soggy depressed artist, golly what a curious circumstance.
"Thank you for your hard work, Madam." he'd see me off and I'll be on my tippy toes patting his head and brushing paint off his nose bidding him goodbye when the night is already deep and starry and I will return to my house content my money is put to good use.
Anyways, fantasies aside... I need to read his lore. I need to know him, I need to know more of ionia now, and I desperately love his voice
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Fantastic work for the VA and the creative team. Wish my luck as I break my fingers into the keyboard trying to do combos.
#hwei#hwei lol#League of Legends#League of Legends fanfic#insane for the artist boy#mentioned Aphelios and Sett#I just.... My babys#Babana#Bambini#Darling#Voice of Hwei#10 000 headpats for the traumatised boy#Youtube
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as someone who hates being mean and cannot insult anyone properly for the life of me:
IT IS SO HARD TO WRITE THE DELANCEYS PROPERLY WHEN YOU HAVE THE FUNKY ADHD/AUTISTIC BEES IN YOUR BRAIN
LIKE IN RPS THAT INVOLVE COMBAT OR AN ARGUMENT OF COURSE ITS EASY CAUSE IM IN THE FLOW AND IM FAIRLY GOOD AT IT (thanks to feedback by my beloved friends & roleplay partners)
BUT FANFIC WISE??? AGEUAGUWHAUWJAHUWB
THEYRE CREATURES /NEG & /POS
GOD I HATE AND LOVE THESE BOYS SO MUCH
FUCKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thank you for coming to me screaming about the scrimblos
#the delancey brothers#morris delancey#oscar delancey#Also did anyone know Devin Lewis is gay???#Morris Delancey is a boy kisser???#he kisses boys???#newsies#newsies broadway#livesies#newsies the musical#newsies rp#no the server is not open#do not ask#because I genuinely don’t know when it’s gonna open again
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Do you have Asa or any part 2 character's headcanons?
I loooooove the part 2 gang, and I've posted a bunch of hcs for them on Twitter a month ago! I'll copy and paste it all here
Warning, it's mostly Yoshida because my god I'm insane about him and I apologize
-Octopi are intelligent creatures so Yoshida's contract with the octopus devil is for him to get good grades because it doesnt want to work with a dumb human
-Yoshida ONLY drinks iced coffee, he can tolerate room temp but never hot
-Yoshida really likes cold food in general
-As a kid, Asa knew running while holding scissors is bad so she never did it because she knew she'd trip with them, but in grade school she probably tripped and got hurt anyway from a nearby classmate holding scissors
-Yoshida likes lemon lime sodas because I like lemon lime sodas no other reason it's just true
-Nayuta is a selective mute, but she and Denji click so well that he immediately knows if she needs anything even if she doesnt say or sign anything
-As reckless as he is sometimes, Denji is still very good at taking care of Nayuta, he learned a lot from Aki and from taking care of all the dogs. THIS I'm quite sure is basically canon, even just from the small glimpse of them together in ch97
-If CSM took place in modern times, Yoru is SHIT at video games and Asa is average (hi, not part of the original twt thread, I just remembered that csm doesn't take place THAT long ago and that Denji and Power literally bought a video game console with... Aki's money... So yeah the modern times part was a little dumb of me, but it still applies to some of the hcs ahead)
-Denji spams buttons in fighting games and Yoshida has combos memorized, but somehow he still loses to Denji sometimes
-Yuko is better than all of them and is probably a speedrunning champion
-If all four (five w yoru) of them played games together, Denji and Asa would be at each other's throats while Yoshida and Yuko silently keep playing and win in the end
-Yoru:"I WANT TO KEEP PLAYING!"
Asa:"YORU IT'S BEEN HOURS, IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY ALREADY"
-Remember the doom & acnh thing back then? Yeah Yoru is the one buying acnh and Yuko is the one buying doom
-Yoshida is a rhythm gamer and has spent hundreds of hours on his favs, BUT HE REFUSES TO TRY OSU.
-Denji unironically likes cbat
-Yuko would secretly be one of those popular vocaloid producers that make songs with really dark themes
-Asa listens to her songs a lot without knowing it's Yuko
-Oopsie I just made a fanfic prompt by accident lol feel free to steal the idea
That's the original thread! Here's a couple more hcs I have though, mostly just lgbtq hcs:
-Yuko is nonbinary (in the same way she can't understand people, she can't understand gender roles and all that dumb shit cishets push)
-Related to that last part, Yuko is autistic! It was genuinely my first thought when I read the "I don't understand people" line in 105, I love her so dearly (also I'm also a nonbinary autistic so I'm projecting a little)
-Yoshida is gay and grey aromantic (grayromantic?? Forgot the term) (Also projecting except I'm bi instead of gay, u can tell I love projecting onto my scrimblos)
-Yukoasa are bi4les! Asa is bi but is sapphic leaning after the interaction that is ch104 JSJSKFJDJ she really thought man, men aren't worth it and just visited yuko
-Asa is transfem!! Idk I just saw the flashbacks she had and how she had short hair at one point and I was like hmm and my transfem moots agreed (That post blew up a little actually and some people genuinely thought I was weird or that I was stereotyping cause of the short hair, so I don't talk about this hc that often. I genuinely would've headcanoned her as transfem before I even saw the short hair though, I love hitting csm characters with the transification beam.)
-Speaking of, Yoshida is transmasc! He's a reincarnation of Togata from Fire Punch that was able to successfully transition (socially at least), and he binds! This is one of my fav hcs cause god I love Togata and Yoshida's eerieness in part 1 is really EXTREMELY similar to Togata, and they both have really similar features like black eyes and hair, the fringe between their eyes, the mole under their lip, AND THE WAY THEY SMILE??? I genuinely no joke think Yoshida was meant to be a nod to Togata back when Fujimoto drew him in part 1
-Back to the videogames thing, Asa would be 1st in Mario Kart then fuck up last minute right before she reaches the finish line, and she ends up in last place. My girl trips at the worst time even in video games 💀
Okaaaay brain empty now, hope you enjoyed all these hcs!!
#chainsaw man#chainsawman#csm#hirofumi yoshida#denji#yoshida csm#denji csm#asa mitaka#yoru mitaka#yuko csm#yoru csm#asa csm#csm headcanons#im sorry if some of these are dogshit i am just an ill 17 year old trying to have fun#csm part 2 is so fucking gay#fujimoto really said pride month is every month#togata fire punch#since i mentioned him once#togata is the trans guy ever#anyway stream in the back room by syudou#yes i will be adding that tag whenever i can
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🐛Going to the Garden to Eat Worms🐛
(@lake-lanier-bog-fog Request: if you have a lot of requests right now you don't have to do this one, but could i get some cg!asa emory headcanons or a drabble? i am having a serious case of bug man brainrot and i need him to call me his baby bug,,,,,,) (I admit I get brain rot for bugman myself, even if his vibes are rancid he's great: He's one of my favorite problematic scrimblos. Like, yes I too, on occasion, think bugs are better than people. Most of my friends are worms lol.)
[TW: bugs, Asa is slightly dehumanizing but that's just who he is, Mans is also very possessive and its kinda unhealthy (That's why this is fiction!) venomous spiders.]
(I admit I get brain rot for bugman myself, even if his vibes are rancid he's great: He's one of my favorite problematic scrimblos. Like, yes I too, on occasion, think bugs are better than people. Most of my friends are worms lol.)
Asa does not like children. However, when he finds that his partner uses a more... Unusual method of coping. He feels out of his depths in a way he is unfamiliar with.
He doesn't usually feel incapable, but he does when your brain takes the form of a child's. Luckily for him: Age regression and Pet regression have a LOT of common ground, and he's a lot more comfortable with pets and animals than human beings.
Once he finds some footing he can work with he goes all out. You have an entire room dedicated to your regression and very meticulously designs it to your liking. The man's favorite pastime is stalking you, it's how he relaxes so finding/knowing your preferences is not difficult.
When decorating, he cannot help but think of you as a "prey pet". It's not meant to be cruel, when you're small you're: sensitive, skittish, and a bit spicy. Like many other creatures he knows how to care for.
Asa's mind can't help but drift to this thinking, and he knows there's one thing those creatures need, its hidies. So. Many. Hidies. Ones that he knows of and can get to, but they are places you can curl up and feel safe in none the less. I'm talking a massive crate that's decked out in pillows, blankets, stuffies, and fairy lights. A mushroom tent, cloth log tunnel, and your bed even has curtains surrounding on all sides.
He's a very strict caregiver and very much enjoys having an obedient little. If you're a little who just likes praise and being good, Asa is for you!
Obedient however, does not mean mellow. He assumes that you must be terrified of the usual childhood fears, and that he'd have to help get you used to his bugs. A lesson he was looking forward to providing, the dynamic of making you afraid and then him comforting you is one that he heavily enjoys. But...
Nope! You love em! One of his rather poisonous specimens had escaped and fear was directed to you accidentally being bitten, when he rushed towards you though, he saw you playing with it.
"Look Papa! Danger spider!!" You said clapping your hands and pointing as the creature tried running from you. You're gonna give Asa a heart attack one of these days aren't you?
He refers to you with a plethora of pet names, to the point where you glare at him if he dares to use your actual name. He loves calling you things like: his little spider, ladybug, little specimen, trinket, little bug, bunny, rabbit, pup, and tiny one.
You are constantly being watched over by at least one of his puppys while he isn't present. Though, even when he isn't there, he's watching anyway. He's got nanny cams and baby monitors all over your little room.
He adores your love of bugs and has even given you a couple enclosures for different kinds, like an ant farm and a butterfly hatching station. Of course we cannot forget the kids bug catching kit, you know the bug vacuum and the playground enclosure? This one !
Overall, Asa is a little confused but he's got spirit! He also takes his role very seriously, and is constantly seeking to improve.
#Yeah Ill take one man whos actually 187 tarantulas in a trenchcoat to take care of me please#asa emory x little reader#little! reader#agere caregiver#agere slasher#sfw petre#agere reader#little!reader
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People tend to have at least a little fear for the deep unknown depths of our planet’s oceans, and I fucking love that *this* is one of the first exposures to the magnapinna squid that people often have.
Look at this fucking spindly spidery scrimblo. Just from the way it was photographed, it is NIGHTMARE FUEL, from the night vision colouring to the way the picture doesn’t even photograph the entire length of this squid’s tentacles, like IT COULD BE GOD DAMN INFINITE FOR ALL YOU COULD TELL IN THIS PICTURE.
Like, this image legit looks like something out of the concept art of a sci fi horror passion project. And I am obsessed with it. I always point to this picture when I am talking about deep sea creatures. Like if this picture was never taken and instead we just got pictures like-
-it probably wouldn’t be nearly as iconic. Cherish the elbow squid. Magnapinna my beloved
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!! !! !! (go bestie show ur blorbos to the world)
xo i owe you my life and i forgor to post this bc i wrote it on my phone and i wanted to post art with it
1. Clementine Zhang (she/her)
What Is There To Be Said About Clem. she's autistic she's adhd she's a mechanical genius she's dumb as fuck she's funny she's insane i love her i want to yeet her through a window
she was from a fairytale curses rpg and her curse was sleeping beauty, aka Getting A Full Night Of Sleep which iirc was predicated by her girlfriend being mad that she worked too hard
she has a mechanical horse which she is so bad at pretending is a real horse. the horse's name is peninsula. it only eats oil
she was named after clementine kesh bc partizan was starting around the time we started playing that. i sketched her appearance for the first time when i was with my mom in the hospital after her surgery. she's SUCH a product of her time
she's an older sister and she's forever mad she's short while her little brother is tall as fuck. her brother went away to school for years and she forgot about him (aka i forgot about him) until he showed up with a fairy wife and a Baby
in the modern au she's just a weird horse girl who's into engineering and scoots everywhere
the funniest part about clem is that me and lav roleplayed AND WROTE her and her girlfriend getting together in a dumb way and then we got together in a similar, somehow dumber way. the dynamics are damn near identical. clem and lia were INSTRUMENTAL for my relationship.
2. Dig Iwatani (he/him)
MY SKRUNKLIEST SCRIMBLO i hate dig i love dig he's the worst Twink ever
so dig started because i wanted to do a star crossed lovers thing when i gmed a space opera rpg and i needed an Antagonist so i made the boy's older sibling be an absolute BITCH of a gay. he's the crown prince he's the golden child he's the worse he's their dad's favorite he's willing to commit murder he's the heir to a fucking mining planet (that's why he's called dig) he used to be with the prince of the whole galactic empire. he's a bitch and i love him so much.
dig in the au is much more interesting imo because while i love princes the dichotomy between him being the heir to his dad's fortune AND being gay is more interesting irl so of course i made his dad, and consequently, dig, homophobic. and then his whole development came from @mira-miranha and i thinking ha wouldn't it be fun if he met this very unapologetically queer character
and then we went wait a minute. what if they Dated
and now i have multiple thousands of words about him overcoming his repression and his guilt and becoming proud of himself and letting go of the caretaker role he assumed for his siblings :) i love him so much i think he deserves the world
3. Galle Boucher (she/her)
I NEVER GET TO TALK ABOUT GALLE
she's such a creature. originally she was part of an amnesia rpg (you know that thing where you don't know your character traits and you have to figure it out little by little) and she was a knight and also a homunculus but that party became incredibly weird morally so she ended up becoming a knight of death herself???? her family is cheese farmers and her appearance was based off of that zendaya joan of arc look and she was ready to fuck
translating that into the au became so much. so she's still from a family of french cheese farmers but in a trip to the uk when she was 16 she got slammed by a car and lost her memory. so this weird dutch guy witnessed the accident and called emergency and all that and he felt responsible for her. so after that near death experience she didn't really feel a connection with her home anymore and became a goth and got adopted by the dutch guy who's not even that much older than her. now she's in mortician school, fucking her rich professor and her wife and the most recent development is of course that she's also fucking/dating nadia whom i love and whom is also rich as fuck from being a mafia princess. actually the most recent development is that she and her dad got a golden retriever named croissant. she's also a boxer and she's now on her way to becoming a wrestler. think about that one lady wrestler who's all goth and shit? that's the exact vibes for galle. her full name is gallebrie anne-marie boucher.
there's a whole thing i wrote about galle where she's gone back to her hometown and she finds out her ex girlfriend is now married with a baby in the way and she's taking care of her mom but she cant remember anyone's names. that was a fun experiment and when i know french i want to rewrite that
thank u for the ask xo sorry i took so long to answer <3
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SO. SLUGLINGS AMIRITE??
I heard some of you were interested, so here's a bit of info on them! Sorry it took a little while I ended up drawing a ton for my scrimblos here </3
Sluglings evolved from sea slugs as you probably know, which are known to have up to 700000 microscopic, razor sharp hook shaped teeth. (I sure love animals that are biological horrors up under a microscope!!) Over time this became a useless thing, so they began to evolve in favor of merging the teeth into much larger, actually usable fang-like teeth. These fangs are semi retractable and are also heavily used to convey emotion, similarly to their antenna, unsheathing when angry.
Sea slugs are solitary creatures, unlike sluglings which had evolved to be much more sociable over time. At first so they could hunt with a chance of succeeding, but now to the point of having a complex social structure. They have developed a unique language called Sluguni, alongside some highly expressive body language. Some examples found below.
Another thing to note is the rounder, broken mask shape. They partially come up the nose bridge, but are ultimately broken apart, taking on an almost heart shape in most common cases. In rare cases, there will be only one rounded shape, making them look almost like a weird inkling if it weren't for their antenna. They most commonly have two rounded "eyelash" shapes, but it's also not unheard of to have more than two. More examples below!!
Their hairstyles are composed of several things as well, with no real requirements other than the antenna! Plus one other trait.. This trait can be anything, from the gills, to the cerata, to the mantle skirt!! You could even get creative and slap the tail/foot on as a sort of longer hairstyle! Antenna + hairstyle can be mixed and matched should you so desire; More examples below!!! You do not need to follow these examples, and if you do you don't need to follow them to an exact! Creativity is encouraged just like you would with an inkling character!! Like look at Frye compared to other inklings!!
SO GET OUT THERE AND CREATE A SLUGLING IF YOU WANNA GOOFS GO CRAZY GO WILD HMU IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS I DONT BITE I PROMISE!! :D
IF YOU MAKE ONE TAG ME THIS IS A THREAT I WANT TO SEE THE SCRUNKLY
#slugling#sluglings#splatoon#splatoon fan species#I am so happy I finally got these mfs out there#i love them a lot#i also have so many smaller facts about them#you might get whiplash from a few of them#prepare for me to info dump on them uncontrollably#seriously i have so much just bottled up about them rn
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star rail~
blorbo Himeko! train lady who drinks a lot of coffee!! likes to sit down to cast her ultimate!! I am so glad I got her first thing. kafka is vice blorbo to me
scrunkly honestly this is welt. he is very cute. old man...
scrimblo bimblo I'm not sure who's underappreciated. do enough people love Serval...?
glup shitto do you know who I love to see when she gives out the daily quest? Celine
poor little meow meow cocolia... poor, poor cocolia
horse plinko sampo definitely. he is a good sport about torment
eeby deeby pom-pom. silence, Creature, I want my level rewards
#honkai star rail#ask game#ask horrocious#copied a screenshot with what those words actually mean. which i should have done before oh well
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ask game thing: deltarune and/or moomin if you wish
i did deltarune in the last one of these so i will just do moomin here, i hope that's ok!
blorbo (favourite character, character i think about the most):
this one should be obvious bc she's my profile pic on Everything. the groke. she is everything to me im obsessed with her. the original autism creature. i think she's my most beloved character from anything ever
scrunkly (my "baby", character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped):
little my. she's so adorable and the fact that she's constantly causing trouble and seems to lack a moral compass makes her even more adorable to me. huge representation for feral small girls everywhere
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fav):
groke again. why is she not the most popular character. like the other characters are cool and everything but where is the fucking groke hype why am i like one of only 5-10 other people on the internet who are also obsessed with her. there should be thousands of us
also mymble (oldest). i love her and her vaguely insane approach to parenting. also the fact that she might be snufkin's mum......... love it when a woman is huge and a milf and has antennae
glup shitto (obscure fav, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and i won't shut up about it for a week):
groke. they only need to mention her and i go insane
poor little meow meow ("problematic"/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fav):
im putting snorkmaiden here bc she's a very funny and enjoyable character to me but i get the impression that a lot of ppl in the wider moomins fandom don't rlly like her??? i mean she's not my favourite character or anything but i think she is cute and often hilarious and i care abt her a lot
groke. again. she's not particularly popular and ig she could be considered problematic bc some fans view her as the Literal Embodiment of Homophobia (which i personally do not agree with but i do think it's funny lol) and also she can be kinda scary and mean sometimes even if she doesn't always mean to be. she's also a bit pathetic imo she is a poor little meow meow to me
horse plinko (character i would torment for fun, for whatever reason):
sneef. his suffering amuses me. <3
eeby deeby (character i would send to superhell):
stinky (affectionately)
police inspector (hatefully). acab die cops
#these are so fun good lird im having the time of my life#moomins#the moomins#moominvalley#ask game#grokeposting
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Grant Cohen.
My main math man! Grant! Grant "Got violently and painfully turned into an ink creature because Joey can't do basic fucking addition" Cohen! He's my scrimblo and he has like one recording and a gurgle.
Born 1889 (Died at 57 later in 1946, after Sammy)
Probs in December a Christmas bonus
only child of a lower-class family, in the middle of fuck no where probably just him and his mom
Mom commuted and worked as a textile worker while Grant worked as an errand boy for the neighborhood
They didn't have much and his Mom was tired when she came home so he did a lot of shopping and budgeting
Grant had a knack for numbers despite being average in almost everything else and honed in on it
Went to the city (NYC) when his mom became to sick to work and sent money back until he was informed of her death
Never really had friends, or social skills or connections at home so he stayed in the city after the funeral never fully recovered from it
Literally only focused on work and like surviving? Mangy is probably the best description as he was frugal due to his upbringing and lived off bare minimum
Spongebob episode where Mr. Krabs hides money in his mattress due to paranoia
Not shy or like nervous but super awkward like he doesn’t know how to properly end a conversation
Also does not know how or when to break news to people, horrible timing
Joey found him after he had put out an ad advertising his skills
he was out of a job due to the depression and his inability to handle stress
Was promised a stable working environment yeah right and job security as Joey really can’t tolerate the smart types but Grant was cool and exploitable
Grant didn’t hate the studio but didn’t understand anything besides the projections of how much each toon would make them
he sorta knew which ones did best and what to repeat to make more money
He and Lacie got along really well cuz they both loved to complain even if he was less “i’ll kick ur ass” about it than her
He and Sammy would’ve gotten a long if either had time to hang out together
Had a higher soup stacking record than Joey but since he never showed anyone it’ll never be known
Joey killed him after showing him the ink machine thinking it’d make him calm down due to the unexplained budget (this was triggered by Joey catching him mid writing on the walls)
Joey assumed he’d be cool with it as he already fudged the numbers
Grant immediately thought it was evil and freaked out running to his office to record what he saw so if he didn’t get out the police still had a witness
Joey just sicked Bendy on his ass and immediately killed/inked him hence the gurgle recording.
Here are some goofy stuff cuz it has nothing to do with canon events or behavior, I just think it’s silly and i like him :}
his favorite color is green
never learned to swim due to his mom not letting him learn less she watched him
drinks his coffee black with 3 sugars
Biromantic Greysexual and too afraid to look for love
A touch of the tism
A bigger dude, probably can take Joey is a fight but is too stressed
Asking me about Grant is like breaking a damn I could talk about him forever but I won’t cuz I wanna answer the other asks in my inbox.
#cuts down this ask cuz i added too much little stuff cuz i like him so much#grant cohen#batim#bendy and the ink machine#ask#anon#batim headcanons
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Name: Fall Guy
Debut: Fall Guys
Yeah, that’s right! I’m talking about Fall Guys! What are you gonna do? Gonna get on my case because it’s mainstream? Gonna kill me because it’s somewhat popular and topical? No! You’re not! I will dodge all of your attacks effortlessly! I just like Fall Guys (game) and Fall Guys (creature) and I’m not going to not post about something I like for arbitrary reasons! Also, I am just realizing this is the first post of autumn. The first post of Fall! Basically I am supposed to post this now!
You know about Fall Guys. They are some funny bean-shaped guys who scamper about and fall relatively often. And I think they are quite fascinating creatures! But first, I might as well get this out of the way.
Everyone knows about The Skeleton. It is often held up as the canon Fall Guy anatomy, and I mean, I get it, since they even said it is canon. But I think it can still NOT be canon! And not just because I don’t like it. And not just because it is obviously done as a joke.
Behold! Another official, “canon” Fall Guy anatomy, perfect for those who dislike the skeleton one! The fact that there are two “canon” anatomies, both from official sources, basically says “it’s whatever you want it to be”. I like to think they are six feet tall, but with the whimsical internal anatomy! See? It doesn’t HAVE to be cursed.
That being said, there IS a whole lot more than this that has been revealed about Fall Guys themselves, more than anyone could possibly keep track of! At the time of writing, the official Discord’s Q&A has revealed (?) that Fall Guys weigh 750 pounds, get wrinkly when wet, and taste like hot dog water. Obviously, all this “lore” is made because it is funny. And it is. And I see no reason for it to not be canon unless they change their minds.
Also very cool to me is the nature of the Fall Guys’ existence! I’m not sure how true this still is, seeing as it’s from an old interview, but it has been said that the Fall Guys game show is broadcast all throughout the multiverse, and anyone, anywhere, could theoretically tune into it by adjusting their device just so. It is so cool! It was also once said that they exist only to compete, and have no lives outside of competing and waiting to compete, but I think that may have been retconned, and that is okay.
Now, though, the burning question. Is a Fall Guy a Scrimblo? I think about this a lot. They are funny guys who run, jump, and platform. That is SO scrimblo. But they are not ADVENTURING. They don’t collect all that much. I think they are scrimblos who evolved to fulfill an all new niche, one of competition! A niche of competitive scrimbling.
There is so much more I could go on and on about with Fall Guys, but I think that is enough. I will leave you with my three favorite costumes! I just love the funny guys!
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Hi, friend 💕
Me again. I'm here to give you FE3H and TOH of you want ✨
YAAAAA NESSA!!!!!! i do want to i like talking about things i like hiii
fe3h -
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) : its not that true anymore but ill still say edelgard considering how much i lost my shit over her back when i was actively playing the game. also dorothea
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) : idk probably bernadetta. i kinda dont like how exagerated her behaviour can be at time for funsies value but also id tuck her in and kiss her good night and kill anyone who wishes her harm
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) : where's the manuela love. i love this mess of a woman. her tag is SO dry i still cant believe it. and WHY is she only ever with hanneman dear LORD
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) : i have no idea. maybe the monastery's cats. its been too long for me to remember a char like that 😭 i wont say that one guard bc hes far too well known to count
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) : i mean i feel like edie fits the controversial part but she doesn't feel like a poor little meow meow. i dont like dimitri i cant say that. whos a poor little meow meow in this game??? is linhardt one?? ill put him here just so people know i like him. there u go.
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) : i am throwing lorenz into the meat grinder as we speak :-) hes funny but hes funnier when terrible things happen to him
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) : idk. rhea maybe. not in a mega hate way though i dont have anyone i viscerally hate really. or annette's dad etc etc.
toh (i still havent finished s2) -
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) : mmmh idk..... i dont have any HUGE fav bc i like most chars honestly but i do have a special fondness for lilith
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) : i like king :)
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) : do the blight twins count. i remember liking them theyre silly. the school's principal also i think hes a nice guy
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) : god only knows
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) : i feel like if u stopped at s1 i could still say lilith but otherwise. idk. who the hell even is controversial
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) : funnily enough. also lilith. put that lady through situations RIGHT NOW
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) : BELOS????? or that one guy who was trying to capture the not-luz creature i forgot their name
#asks#IM SORRY MY MEMORY IS SO FOGGY AROUND TOH I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WITH CERTAINTY I LIKE LILITH#blabla
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team rocket headcanons … sock em to me
yeas okay 🥰
ive said this like 50 million bajillion times but james is full of tgirl swag as a nonbinary/genderfluid woman
she's amab, and went on hrt for a little over a year between late OS and early hoenn. she decided to stop cuz at that point she was comfortable with her changes, especially her voice. though still her voice is fairly low and she doesnt exactly conform to the norm of what a woman looks like, her relationship with her gender is something only she can really understand and she loves who she is
the first person she came out to was jessie- while when she was a little LITTLE kid before she knew about identity technically it was nanny and popop cuz she would constantly ask to wear dresses and "pretend to be a girl" (🥚) BUT during the bike gang days (runaway daze) jessie was who she first told about how she felt. later in OS then theyre in gay love james comes out again which at this point in time james has had nearly all of themself beat out of them by you know who. kidnapped from sunnytown a year later they were basically converted back to "normal". though knowing this was wrong, it still stuck with james that those years of questioning when they were a teen was just a phase, and repressed as much dysphoria as possible. anyways on with the point i made a comic about this that is kinda ugly at this point but its about how james comes to terms with the fact that theyre not male
WHY DID I WRITE ACTUAL LORE I MEANT TO WRITE QUICK LITTLE HEADCANONS
anyways um. back in runaway daze jessie dated tyra and james was with chopper, who are the two cool bike guy and girl from that episode... tell me they werent in gay love i dare you
jessie and cassidy are exes (DUH) and cassidy was the most serious relationship shes ever been in. cassidy picked her up from the worst month of jessie's life when she failed nursing school and practically lived in alleyways
jessie's first pokemon was a starmie that she found washed up injured on the beach and nursed back to health as a child. its kinda and unexpected first pokemon for jess but its just a nod towards her weird bizarre "i was a ninja girl" bullshit story where she had one
james' last name is morgante, her parents' names being giorgio and eliza. her stupid italian dad owns a billionaire tech company called morgantech, he is basically pokemon bill gates
meowth is jewish
in journeys meowth ends up adopting a galarian meowth born in a wet cardboard box all alone. it tells him its name is scrimblo, and he takes it in as his own son with every disease. scrimblo has stunted growth and is stuck kitten sized for eternity, with a tail completely unaffected by the stunted growth so its just a giant bushy tail on a little rat creature
in sun and moon jessie and james got married, and mareanie got to be included in her own little veil and getting to stand at the altar too and give james a poison kissy
more sun and moon things, they have a pickup truck jessie named "the milf mobile" that is kinda run down. james found it overgrown in the woods and took it to the treehouse, then repaired it with their magical engineering skills. they regularly drove ash where he needed to be or straight up just took him on drives where he sat in the bed of it
after journeys the trio quit and go back home to alola, where they work on opening a place called "mama ki's malasada cafe" instead of just a food truck. the trio and twerps also work on expanding their treehouse for jaime, as well as expanding it for the pokemon they brought with them from HQ
over time their little treehouse area becomes a bit of a wild pokemon center- injured wild pokemon would come over to receive help, and word would get around in wild pokemon communities that its the place to be. a few pokemon jessie bandaged later and the whole place is a zoo
meowth always wanted to be a dad, but cant have eggs of his own despite being afab. he quickly grows attached to baby pokemon and pokemon eggs, and even has a soft spot for human babies. THATS WHY IM A MEOWTH GETS TO BE A DAD TRUTHER AND HE GETS SCRIMBLO
ive seen some headcanons around this and while realistically it makes sense the trio would all be like... i guess normal people drinking? but here here here i. how do i explain that theres this certain bit of lore in my canon where human people have the blood type of pokemon types rather than A or B or whatever... what im saying here is james is a poison type. this means they can digest and take in an absurd amount of toxins with no effect to their body. now what does this have to do with anything you ask... one way the trio would get quick cash was make insanely high bets at bars for drinking contests, and bets on james winning, completely unfair because james can drink an amount of alcohol that would kill a man and her body just thinks its yummy juice. so theyd pit james against some tough guy and have them drink, only for james' opponent to lose cuz of the unfair advantage. so, jessie and meowth grab their unfair bet money and go blow it on a mecha
on the blood types thing also, jessie is fire. she is very warm to cuddle like fever level warm. she has fangs duh and also claws cuz im a monsterfucker but im just gonna excuse my behavior with worldbuilding
growlie has severe trauma due to obvious reasons having seen the things done to his best friend, so when meeting jessie he sees a similar face and cant clearly enough tell the very visible difference between her and jessebelle. it took him a while to get used to her- if she so much as layed a hand on james to get their attention, growlie would start barking and push himself between the two
sorry for this sentence but harley is jessie and james' twinkish sugar daddy
james grew up in the south and has a southern accent that theyve managed to for the most part get out of their system. but its not that easy and when theh get angry or yell at all everyone can hear it. they get made fun of a lot for that
jessie uses honey shampoo, which is part of why stufful clung to her hair besides the scent of mama ki.
jess is also the malasada queen and thats one of her favorite treats. she loves snacking and chewing is a huge stim for her. her favorite food is anything with either honey or soy sauce. shes also obsessed with fried rice
meowth is the team's adult i guess i should say, even though jessie and james are adults meowth is the one whos maturity is that of an adult. he helps them through most problems and helps them with things like driving. it was actually meowth (a cat) who taught james (a human) to drive
I KNOW THATS A LOT I HAVE SO MUCH MORE BUT HERE YOU GO
#ganon rambles#team rocket#gancanons#askbox#friends and mutuals#this is so much its unreal#cw abuse#cw transphobia#cw physical abuse#sighs... as is the tags i gotta put when saying almost anything about james' home life
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For fandom do hk
*bites lip* thank you anon
blorbo: the hollow knight/pure vessel. they're just a poor creature i want to wrap them up in soft blankets. quirrel is such a blorbo too augh
scrunkly: elderbug. the knight. brumm. myla (rip) and GRIMMCHILD
scrimblo bimblo: tiso he's a little bitch but he's so funny
glup shitto: TUK i love tuk so much. my beloved. xero is a BIG fav too hes sooo interesting. hc that he lost his arms when he rebelled against the pale king. cloth is my babygirl and emilitia is so funny
poor little meow meow: listen. LISTEN. i know the pale king committed atrocities. BUT hes a morally gray character imo. like he did all the bad for a good reason or at least he thought it was good. also his bond with the hollow knight makes me insane and sick in the head aooiugh
horse plinko: grimm the little bitchass <3 love him a lot too his design and aesthetic are top tier. millibelle also fucking fuckass
eeby deeby: the radiance and leg eater. sly too but in a half joking way little bastard selling his shit for way too much. GODSEEKER too
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