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I feel like Joongi is THE weird guy of the Ichigang. He may look like the most normal, but he is absolutely NOT:

He goes to Hawaii and spends two days wearing thick ass black clothes and a raincoat before someone tells him to go change, but still hates convertibles cause "they get hot when you're at a stoplight". He gets insecure over pimples. He knows he is hot shit and is obsessed with his physique to the point that he sees a chicken and immediately goes 'chicken breasts'. His boss puts him on souvenir duty whenever he travels anywhere. He wants to buy Macadamia nuts for everyone in the Geomijul. He once swam up a whole river upstream. He loves animals. He almost fell for a parrot scam but forgot his wallet so he just smiled and left. He gets super passionate about video games and comics. He once climbed up a whole mountain to get mushrooms for cooking. His hair is silver ash, not white. He thinks building sandcastles is an art and has mastered it. He had an existential crisis cause he forgot to return a DVD before leaving Japan. He can do perfect math. It took him four years to start singing karaoke around his friends. He warns others that the food is hot yet he eats it himself and gets shocked that it is, indeed, hot. He suggested taking out the shampoo and washing his hair in the middle of a gale. He then remembered all the hair care he needs to do and decided against it. He talks to himself at Revolve and goes "People around here are so muscular... You're great Joongi Han! Don't you worry about that!", "I saw some Macadamia nut chocolates on the way here. Man, they looked good. Maybe I should've bought them... No, surely I will find something better. But they looked so tasty...". He once suggested going full power on a static bike to generate electricity. 

TLDR: Joongi is my little weirdo and I love him so much.

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

Culinary appreciation

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sometimes i have a really bad day and then i remember that miles kane exists and my day is instantly better

Okay y'all it is over it is done the conversation has been had he knows I love him we are still friends I have cried my eyes out properly I have laughed again my heart will keep on hurting for a while but it is FINISHED

I love it when another Medic do-si-dos w me... peace and love on planet earth

hmm snzcanons for Mahito 👀?? Ik he's evil but he's silly

Evil doesn't dissuade me, just means they need to be a lil tormented.... ego stripped... or uh... ~snzified <3~

I think M/ahito loves the act of sneezing. He loves experiencing new things, and sneezing is something that feels satisfying (at times) so he just adores it.

I think he will tack on really over the top hitching/whining, just really playing into the tickle, and ends up with these vocal, drawn out kind of sneezes. Something like 'hHIeASShhh'ihh-! hIhh- hueHh! yiEHzashh-ieww!'

Buuuut if he just let them come naturally, it would end up more like 'yeishh'iew-! hIH'ashhuh-!' whiiiich does end up happening if he gets sick. I think he also enjoys the idea of being sick, so much so that he'll actively seek it out when possible, buuuuut once he is sick, he tends to get a bit whiny.

He does enjoy the symptoms, and will often brag about them, "Isn't this such an interesting experience! Hey G/eto, look at my... my nose... hHh.. eHhHAh- YIEazSShh'oo-! Woah, isn't that cool!" Buuuut the fatigue/fevers do tend to hit him hard, so he'll seek comfort.

Whiiich is difficult to find, considering he's wholly unwilling to even attempt to cover anything. Coughing, sneezing, literally no effort goes into covering. In fact sometimes he'll get people's attention just so they can watch the show~

I don't actually think he's sensitive to things, like at all, despite being such a new curse. He finds this out when he spends weeks trying to provoke more sneezing in new ways.

He does, however, have a few allergies, and he can tell you exactly what each one is, and how he'll react to it. (He does many, many experiments, much to his fellow curse's chagrin).

This got a bit lengthy hahaha~ hope that's alright!! <3

3.5 is gonna be wild

Every Other Mondstadt Character: Yay!! It’s Windblume Festival Time! Collei is back and Timaeus might have a girlfriend! Amber has never been this excited and even the usually closed off characters are opening up! We have all these fun games to play and we’re going to do goofy and sweet and nice things! There’s sales on everything, the entire city looks beautiful, and new friends from Sumeru are here. I wonder where Kaeya is? 

Kaeya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Traveler, violently switching between two emotions: Yay! Oh no. Yay! Oh no. Yay! Oh no. 

Dainsleif: Hi, here’s some lore. I am going to make you regret ever hurting a specific type of enemy that you will need to kill in a commission tomorrow. Anyways, here’s the most messed up thing I could come up with. My life is suffering. Something, something, your sibling is the bad guy. See you in a year. Bye.

Shenhe wanters: Well that was a pleasant surprise! 

Ayaka wanters: Yep...hey, what’s up with them? 

Dehya lovers: War...war never changes...

Cyno wanters: They realized that their fave’s kit was badly designed to the point that even hoyoverse recognizes it and thus put her on standard. My question is, what’s up with them? 

Eula lovers: War....war has changed....

Not gonna lie, I actually miss Master Fu lol.

BRING ME BACK MY SILLY OLD MENTOR WHO CONSTANTLY MAKES MISTAKES AND SNEAKS INTO PARTIES AND THINKS HE’S DYING EVERYTIME HE’S CONSTIPATED!!!

Ladies, gentlemen and all esteemed guests, may I present you, my latest "random guy i'm obsessed with" guy:

Kurumi: *trying to manipulate Sawako into giving up on Kazehaya so she can have him for herself*

Sawako: *excited that she’s made a new friend in Kurumi having no idea what she’s really like and trying to emulate her so she can actually hold a conversation with Kazehaya*

Kazehaya, having no idea what the actual frick is going on:

it’s literally him i’m crying

okay i’m being a lil hyper today and i CANNOT get the idea of an island empress reader having Luffy wrapped around her finger, plus the island itself UGH i’ve already though of it all guys. pls encourage me to talk more cause i have a 4 page goodbye doc for this fucking reader.

kay so basically my entire thought is empress reader on a very distant yet powerful island, like she’s friends with everyone and her island has a neutrality agreement bc of this, meaning marines and pirates have to be chill and natural around each other or smth

anyways- some day the Strawhats are just sailing around when Nami starts freaking tf out abt ‘THIS FUCKING ISLAND I FUCKING FOUND HER YES FUCK’ and literally screaming to find their big ass transponder snail meanwhile everyone else is just shocked she’s genuinely tweaking

come to find out Nami n her family (might be agaisnt cannon but fuck off) we’re regulars of reader’s island back when they were both lil girls and they bonded so hard that they still write each other and Nami has slowly been nudging the crew to get closer n closer to her island just so she can geek out with her childhood bestie

so they all are like ‘lmao okay that’s chill’ and park it and Nami just takes off. i’m talkin they turn around and she’s bolting toward the massive ass golden castle or smth, and they just kinda chill while the islanders greet them and start slowly (normally) taking them to the castle. they’re like weirdly neutral abt Nami screaming like a banshee, mainly cause the older islanders remember her and know it’s a lot for her

so they literally barely make it to the first step of the entrance before two shrill screams ring out and Nami comes out dragging this gorgeous, young ass empress out, covered head to toe in jewels and charms, even her hair is filled with crystals tied to her braids and spirals of gold and silver are strategically placed everywhere. she’s got obviously tribal tattoos and symbols decorating her entire body, her thick form’s dressed in the more beautiful silk robes and she’s got the brightest smile as she openly sobs int Nami’s arms

and Luffy, for the first time in his life, is completely shellshocked from her, just like ‘:0’ and STARING at the empress while she tries to compose herself

Obviously she’s aware of who they are, shooting them all pleasantries and looking down at Luffy (mf is like 5’6 im sorry i’m 5’11 I LOVE SHORT LUFFYSS KAKDKSKQ) and giving him just the sweetest smile and soft lil ‘hello Captain’ and oh god he’s literally shaking his hands are sweaty what-

then Usopp’s just like ‘HAH srry he’s never seen such a pretty lady before’ and they’re all giggling at his absolutely stary-eyed face as he’s just dead silent, heart racing in front of this goddess.

ted kord truly is one of the characters of all time

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