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Phish Food: a music headcanon.

Vanilla Fudge Ripple: a strength headcanon.

Half Baked: a bad idea/poor planning headcanon.

I'm always curious to learn more about Mr. Kaiba. Hehehe.

“I’m sure you are, Princeton.”

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Phish Food: a music headcanon.

Kaiba briefly took piano and violin lessons from Gozaburo's tutors, though ultimately these were both dropped in favor of more academic studies. He was taught enough to be able to play a couple of songs to impress guests at fancy parties. ("Oh, your son is a talented prodigy? This one I've got is too. Seto, why don't you go over and play something on the big grand piano while the adults are talking?") Needless to say, he hated it.

Vanilla Fudge Ripple: a strength headcanon.

Most of Kaiba's workouts these days focus on his core and legs, so that's where he's strongest. Not that you could tell by looking at him-- he's got a very lean build and doesn't really bulk up with muscle. (At least not without whatever workouts his DSOD-timeline self starts doing, dear lord.) Add in the fact that he never wears anything that shows off his body, and you get him looking like a scrawny noodle at all times. Despite the fact that this guy has scaled a cliff while holding a briefcase, fought off armed guards with his bare hands, and at one point tossed Mokuba through the air with one arm before leaping onto a blimp as it was taking off.

Does he have nice abs? Wouldn't you like to know.

Half Baked: a bad idea/poor planning headcanon.

You ask this like Kaiba ever has good ideas.

He would deny this, but Kaiba's actually pretty impulsive. It's pretty often that he'll do or say whatever the first thing that pops into his head is, or agree to a bad idea in the moment and be stuck with it, because he's not about to admit to being wrong.

It's still pretty hard to beat the bad decision of, "I'm going to fire all the people that I know betrayed me-- Wait, my virtual pods are ready? Oh hell yeah, come on Mokuba, time to upload my brain into cyberspace, firing these people that literally tried to have me murdered once already can wait." Kaiba's brain is a clusterfuck and he literally can't have reasonable priorities to save his life.

(There's a fanfic I read once where Kaiba and another character were stuck in an elevator that was about to fall, but they managed to pry the doors open. In order, he pushed out the other person, his briefcase, and then jumped out himself. And when asked why he saved his briefcase first, Kaiba answered, "My laptop is in it," like that's the most normal thing in the world. And that's about the same kind of energy I wanna bring to the table honestly.)

#[[Kaiba in Legendary Heroes is so insufferable and I love every second of it #long post #\\\ Just my luck. Dork Fest Continues. (MEME ANSWERS)#\\\ Screw the canon I have HCs (Headcanons)#\\\ OOC #getchazzed

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