#i know this is only how he looks in mgs but this is how im interpreting those three pixels his face is made of
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the metal gear fixation strikes again
#metal gear#otacon#hal#hal emmerich#solid snake#shinji chair#metal gear solid#my art#if drawing my fav characters' side profiles has a million fans i am one of them. if drawing my fav characters' side profiles has 1 fan i am#i know this is only how he looks in mgs but this is how im interpreting those three pixels his face is made of
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könig with a confident/badass reader that knows their shit? 👀 im so hrrrng for this man i want to fluster him so bad
blackened valor
Summary: König admires you, so you expose your humanity to him.
Tags: soldier!fem!reader (call sign “hound”) x könig, reader implied to be on the older side, smoking, barely edited, mentally ill reader, this might be triggering for those struggling with suicidal thoughts so please be careful/dont read!
Word count: 1.1k
Notes: anon we are literally on the same wavelength, i was earlier thinking about a reader who has that dorky badassery of snake or raiden or literally any mgs character LMAO
Not much was known about you beyond your feats on the field.
But those feats defined your personhood within any military—the moment a recruiter knew who you were, they’d be on their knees begging for your presence among theirs.
It was like being a celebrity, except you got no perks and more targets on your back and eyes on you every second of the day, trying to break down your character and understand—understand what, only God knows.
You were fine with that, though; you get used to it after a while: the praise, the envy, it all becomes white noise over the howl of the wind.
So it was a normal occurrence when you noticed a set of eyes on you.
What was abnormal was the one doing the staring.
An Austrian giant.
It piqued your interest; a shallow reason to humor since you’ve been in this situation numerous times before, but you didn’t care.
From your seat in the empty lounge, you leaned back, regarding him carefully.
He couldn’t meet your stare.
Cute.
“You are?” You grabbed a lighter from your pockets, popping out a cheap cigarette at the same time. In a swift motion, the cigarette was alight on your lips, and now it sat between your index and middle finger.
“König, ma’am.”
“Ma’am?” You couldn’t help the chuckle that spilled out your lips. “I’m ‘Hound’ to everyone, no need for the formalities, save that for your captain.”
He nodded jerkily. You noted his scrunched shoulders, his stiff poise, and his foot moving in a rhythmic motion. The chair he sat on seemed to bend at the movement.
"Hey, c’mere.”
In an instant, he did as you said, walking to you quickly.
You pat the spot beside you. “Sit, no need to sit on that shitty chair. Pretty sure it was about to collapse.”
Nodding again, he sat beside you.
You lift your cigarette to him. “Wanna?”
König shook his head. “I don’t.”
“I’d praise you for making such a good health decision, but it’d make me a hypocrite considering you chose to be a merc.” You sighed, taking another puff of smoke. “Speaking of, what’s a timid guy like you doin’ in a merc group?”
“...”
“Touchy subject, eh?” You shook your head, laughing again. “It’s always like that with soldiers—it’s either to pay college debt or to run away from some fucked past.”
König glanced at you, finally. He held your gaze.
“What about you, then?”
“Me?” You hummed, leaning forward now with your elbows on your knees, one hand propping your head up while the other held the cigarette. Looking up at him, you smiled. “Money. Valor. Suitors. I’m a materialist at heart, I love the attention too. I’m super fucking vain.”
“That can’t be?”
The way he gasped those words made you grin. He was quickly becoming a favorite. “Then what do you think is the real reason?”
“Uhm...” His fingers tapped his knee, and his eyes strayed up, deep in thought. Then, embarrassed, his voice dropped. “...to change the world?”
Despite the clear embarrassment, he said the words with unwavering sureness, and it dawns on you that he probably thought of you as some war hero—a pursuer of all that is good for the world.
When you look at him—properly this time, not an off-handed glance—you can see it in his eyes, the shine.
You were right.
In the past, moments like this would be awkward; you never knew what to say, how to softly break the truth that you were just some woman, and the honest truth wasn’t coated in honor and your drive to be a force of good.
But now? You didn’t care. You never had.
“I wanted to die,” you said casually—and it was a casual admission, you didn’t really care, because that was the truth.
You saw his eyes widen and it nearly made you laugh.
“I was gonna, you know, kill myself when I was younger. Had planned it out and everything,” you sighed wistfully. “Then, I thought, ‘why not join the military’? Easier to break to my family that when I inevitably died, it was for a cause rather than the fact I succumbed to my own perpetual weakness.”
“It’s not—”
“’It’s not weakness’ yeah yeah,” you scoffed. “It’s easy to say that because you feel it. We all feel it—the desire to die.”
The bottom of his hood shifted again, and you expected to hear his words, but nothing came out.
“But, yeah, I guess after a while of realizing that I’m cursed with some twisted luck of brushing past the grim reaper, I decided to be a bit of a saint and run around and ‘fix’ things, just to stave the boredom away.”
You took another puff, longer this time. “You grow attached to the idea of bringing peace, I think. My advice? If you want to bring the most change, let go of your fear of death. Suddenly, everything’s not so scary anymore...” you smile. “But I’m guessing you’ve already done that, haven’t you?”
König was silent, but after a moment, he nodded.
“See? Now you’re just as much of a ‘hero’ as me.” You lifted the cigarette. “You sure you don’t want, by the way?”
“...I’ll try.” His hands were large, dwarfing the cigarette to a ridiculous degree.
With his free hand, he lifted the end of his hood, and you caught a bit of his face.
Pretty.
He sucked in and began coughing right after, lowering the cigarette for a moment. Clumsy puffs of smoke shot out his lips, and after a few seconds, he tried again.
Still awkward, but a bit better.
“Ah, you’re getting there König, now you’re just as much of a hero as me!” You reached for the cigarette and took a puff before handing it back.
He paused before putting it back between his lips, but you notice a flush of pink dusting his pale skin. Even with just the bottom of his face showing, you could see he was... blushing?
That made you bark out a laugh.
He’s so fucking shy.
He seemed to have caught on quickly because he quickly moved the cigarette back to you, refusing to meet your eyes, tugging the hood back over his face.
“Come on soldier, don’t be shy! We’re all friends here, right?” You leaned back and pat his shoulder. “Unless..?”
He froze under your hand.
You laughed again, letting your hand rest there. He didn’t push it away, remaining stiff under your palm, head turned away and fingers fiddling with gloves wrapped around his hands.
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Requests are open
#konig x reader#mw2 x reader#modern warfare 2 x reader#modern warfare x reader#cod x reader#könig x reader#tw sucidal ideation#tw suicide#dont smoke kids it isnt cool#even if a war hero pressures u too!
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141 + LV reacting to an older male reader that they didn't expect to be a badass person
Requested by @xdark-acadamiax
Warnings: cannon typical violence, blood, death, explosives, reader being kind if a menace, detailed gore, reader may have a touch of 'tism, reader is 6-7 years older than Price (40), reader is this characters are this font, reader is mentioned to be a demolitions expert, reader kind of turned out feral instead of badass, reader is cruel a but, and a sadist. Reader joined the military at 20-21 and is ranked above Ghost but Below Price, reader knows arabic
Im sorry if it looks gn reader, i have never wrote for m! Reader
Gifs are not mine
Characters Included: Simon 'Ghost' Riley, John 'Soap' Mactavish, Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick, Jonathan Price, Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo 'Rudy' Parra
He doesn't really know what's your age but he doesn't underestimate you. Since your older than Price
On this mission you were sent you planned an other thing.
It was a stealth mission, but you got ambushed, you teamed up with Ghost for the time being.
You ran up to a window on the 2nd floor (3rd for the americas) of a building. "What are you planning to do?", "Just watch".
And with that you jumped down.
You jumped down on the enemie's shoulder, broke his shoulders, then used this moment to shoot all of them surrounding then you ripped the knife from the guy's hand and stab his neck with it, cutting in a straight line trough his artery.
Blood was everywhere, on your hand, on your thighs, your boots.
Then the enemy started to tilt from your weight as you got down.
And Ghost just watched this, he would have done this other wise but now he likes your ideas more.
Congrats, you got his respect for your ideas.
When he found out you're an demolitions expert, he knew he is lucky to meet your
You two were sent out on a mission to a lab in far Siberia, you had to sneak in, get the files and explode the building.
There were only stealth allowed so you had a plan, kill 2 enemy and wear their clothes, easy.
Except Soap didn't count on how much demolition you can make on 2 buildings.
He went on building A, and you went to B and C, he got the info, put down the bombs, and radioed you.
But you had other plans, you made gas grenades that contained magnesium and sulfur, and if magnesium is ignited it burns hotter that the sun. And Sulfur was used in old matches that used to explode. Overall the fractions of death.
So after you got the info and put down a bomb, you threw these grenades into the vents, everything I side the building had a glittery layer on them by the Mg (magnesium) .
You and Soap met up at the exfil point and there was nothing more than to send the buildings up above, so you did that.
First he exploded building A, it wasn't a really big blast but you could hear the fire eat up the desks, and everything flammable in there.
Then there went B and C, the explision had bright blue flames because of the burning magnesium and sulfur, it was beautiful.
Soap watched as you smiled at you "art" piece, he had to admit it it was one sight to see. But now, he had a fear of you, a fear in the back if his head that you could do so much more, and make more deadlier gas grenades
He was fond of you since you two understood eachother because of you ages,
he knew that you werent what you seemed because he arranged you here
It was a solo mission for you, but you had a camera on your helmet so he could see what you were doing
He was a bit terrified behind the screen, he never saw someone murder soldiers like this, it was a massacre
The mission went South and you basically had to kill every hostile (100 personnel)
But the twist was that you had 3 mags left, aprox 90 Bullets left (Choose your own gun)
So you went South too, one bullet-one head, you were giving out death to those hostiles like it was a peaceful airsoft match.
Then the Last 10 people, no ammo, face to face, with them having guns
But you had a knife, better that nothing eh?
You jumped onto the 1# guy, for Your luck he was big enough that he could cover you, you jumped and slashed his Neck and threw him onto his allies, -1
Then you sprinted to slash those 2 's neck that stuck under the Dead body -3
There was 7 left, they were in a bit of a shock due to your speed and power to throw a Man 150kg of pure muscle with accuracy
Not only they were suprised but John was suprised behind the screen too. He made the right choice with you.
The remaining 7 just started to shoot at you, you quickly got behind one of them, and broke their neck, then used their body as a shield, Nice! -4
Got onto the 5th person, you slipped into a crouch like position, made a ground with you left arm and kicked the guy in the Ribs, since you launched you entire anatomy at him a single kick, and his heart stopped :). -5
A half of them remained, they were still sooo sure that they can take you down, well no.
After the kick you Again used the Deadbody as a shield, stole his knife then you threw it into 6#'s solar plexus, you threw strong enough to Pierce the tac west, his clothes and his muscles in that area, drop dead, -6.
You decided you had enough showing off and you stole 6's gun, and just shot them up i ran out of ideas sorry
And there was Price again sitting at the desk as he watched all this in a 1st row seat, he really made the Best choice
He knew that you were authority when he saw you on base
He was lucky, that he got on your good side, you didn't scold him for his and Soap's shenanigans, instead you just laughed, maybe even joined if you found it good enough
You Got kidnapped on a Mission, and its been 1 week from it, the guys were back in the safe house making a Plan on getting you out, bit you had enough of being captive.
You were locked in the basement, and you Got the Plan to get out and destroy the building
So when the AQ soldier came in to interrogate you again, you knocked him out switched his clothes with yours and off you went, you knew it would be handy to learnedt arabic
Off you went, to search for C4's and alikes, and thee who seeketh thou shall find
You went to the basement and placed the bomba on the pillars, then you hade done this on every level, telling the AQ soldier that their boss wanted them in his "office"
Then you went around the whole site, the hangars, playing charges on the helis and the pillars, took a car and just drive out of the site
BOOM, all That could be heard, but if listened closely the screams of the AQ soldiers that burned to death, and the sound of falling building parts, the sound of the flames eating up anything fireable, as you watched the fire and the adrenaline started to get out of your system everything hurt,
You Got slapped by the reality that your knee was broken, your shoulder dislocated, your wrist broken, few Ribs broken and just a Lot of bruises and cuts that your torturer had bestoved upon you, you didnt kmow how the AQ didnt notice but you were glad
Of course the explosion wasnt excluded from the team's vision and hearing, espcially from gaz's he was absolutely amazed even though he just heard it, you alone exploded the whole site, probably with one foot in the grave from the week of pain.
You went away from the safe house in solo, of course shit went south and you got back to the safehouse, with half your body in the grave
You got atleast 5 stab wounds, 3 bullets in you, atleast 2 ribs broken, 2 of you fingers partially blown off, 2nd stage burns on your face, and partially blinded by a flash grenade because they thrown like 3 at you and a broken shoulder, yikes
Alejandro knew that you were older than him so he was a bit suprised that you still walked and was able to get yourself back to the safe house without dying ar further injuring yourself
Amd you got the whole job done like the whole mission, it costed a few things but it wouldnt be a bother anymore
After this Alejandro held you with deep respect because he knows for himself that he probably wouldnt be able to still treck back to the safehouse that was 5km away from the base you were attacking.
He started questioning in himself, if you could take this and still treck 5km then how much you can take, and what saddend him a little that to build up this much will and taking yourself back to safety, it must be often happening since you moved with no pained expression
Rudy knew that you were one dangerous fellow but he knew it more when he saw you run into a terrorist base alone to save him
He was projected cameras for him to see that nobody will come for his rescue, but there you were shooting up the building searching
Searching for him, he saw your face of concern and worry as you search for him
Eliminating guards, quickly, 4 and 5 at once to save him and you just kept running for him
You kept running so you could find him alive
He saw how easily you deleted 15 guards with just a single knife before you broke up the door of his cell and save him
When you entered his cell there you were, bloody, sweaty weary and searching for him
And you saw him, bloody and tired from torture so they could get information from him
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I'm sorry I ran out of ideas for Rudy's part
#idiot writes :d#ghost mw2#soap mw2#price mw2#gaz mw2#alejandro mw2#rudy mw2#platonic!141 x reader#platonic x reader#modern warfare x reader
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RANDOM ASKS GRAB BAG
Putting a bunch of answered asks in one post so I don't spam your dashes too much. Under the cut because it's a very long post. If your ask isn't here, don't worry! The ask box is far from empty, and I'm sorta trying to group them by topic. Enjoy?
Anonymous asked: you mentioned in another ask that there were a few things you were probably going to check out from doing these polls and I was just curious which ones those are, if you don't mind sharing fjdjsj
I don't mind sharing! I had to go through the archive to remember which ones I wanted to check out, but a few of them would be The Walten Files, Red vs. Blue, The Murderbot Diaries, I Am In Eskew, and The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality. Many of the characters posted here look interesting, but I'm such a slow watcher/player/reader/etc. that it'd take me decades to go through everything lol
Anonymous asked: Have you considered doing like uhhh idk how to explain properly, but statistics/data from loads of polls in a summary every so often? I've seen some poll blogs do a most known/least known type bar graph every so often. And I would be super interested in seeing this sort of thing for this blog!! It's fair enough if not though, obviously this would create a lot of extra work for you. Anyway, thanks for running this blog :-)
Anonymous asked: I just asked a question about seeing the data statistics/ bar graphs - please ignore it! Just reread your pinned and realised I'd missed that bit :'). BUT, last point remains, thank you for running this blog and putting up with repetitive anons I bet aksjskdjsk
I haven't put the data in a graph yet, but if I figure out how to organize that in a way that's both comprehensible and actually tells us something new, I'll give it a try for sure. Until then, we do have the spreadsheet. And no worries, I'm glad you're enjoying the blog! :)
Anonymous asked: *sees a poll blog*
"I must answer each and every poll I can"
Godspeed on your journey and remember to stay hydrated! 🫡
Anonymous asked: this is my favorite blog! Every morning I wake up and check the polls like they're the paper, just to say "I don't know them"
Truely a humbling experience!
Happy to be your neighborhood paperboy!
@iceice-baeby asked: Are olyou fearing the day someone submits Solid Snake from MGS and you will choose the wrong picture
Because everyone always seems to choose the wrong picture
The only difficulty will be in not using this one:
Anonymous asked: Just scrolled back through your blog up to posts from Dec 3rd and I know why those polls are closed now but I cannot describe the genuine anguish I felt seeing Mr Orange and going NO I KNOW HIM - I KNOW HIM!!!! Anyway I found this blog like ten minutes ago and I love it
Don't worry, he's A-OK! 👍
(Also, thanks! I appreciate your dedication.)
Anonymous asked: scrolling through to catch up on the characters and knowing a whole three of them was so bizarre. im not supposed to press the yes i know them button, im supposed to do my sworn duty and vote no with unending confusion. the world has been flipped on its head 😵💫
I bet the next 30 were characters you've never heard of, just for balance to be restored.
Anonymous asked: Whenever i misclick I feel sooooo bad like im sorry my dear friend for not recognizing you I apologize for my rudeness
No polls so far ended with only one vote difference between answers, so you don't have to feel too bad. For now. 👀
Anonymous asked: this is fun cause i’ve definitely submitted some characters but i’ve immediately forgotten who. so i’ll also be pleasantly surprised to see my beloveds on the blog.
A gift from you to you, courtesy of unreliable memory! Sweet!
Anonymous asked: Devastating. I keep missing the voting for the only characters I know.
You'll do it one day, I believe in you!!
@iceice-baeby asked: Would you consider writing in the tags if YOU know a character or not
You have done it sometimes before, but I'd be curious if you do recognise some of those random niche as all hell blorbos
Also I can't wait for my Blorbos turn. Because either He-and-she is gonna take most obscure place, OR I will actually find maybe more than two people, myself included, who know him-and-her and who I can ramble at for hours until they block me
Oh yeah, for sure. I didn't think anyone would be interested to know, but I can do that when I remember to!
Did your blorbo show up already?
Anonymous asked: I have been having the opposite problem of everyone else, apparently. I'll see a name and be like, "I don't know who that is". But then I see the picture and realize… Yes I do!
That's why I take the time to include fitting pictures, helps jog the memory!
Anonymous asked: I feel very superior every time I know a character most people don't
Hey, nobody likes a show-off. (<- Joking)
Anonymous asked: Wait, has Beetlejuice not been submitted?? I could've sworn I submitted the musical version!
Anonymous asked: Oh wait no I didn't submit musical Beetlejuice to you, got you mixed up with @/every-character-ever-poll lol my bad
Indeed he hasn't been submitted yet, maybe next time!
@thetisming asked: sorry for saying something negative in the replies to a post someone was being a dick about jukebox musicals
No worries, but don't let it get to you. People are allowed to dislike your favorite things even without any good reason. It's a matter of taste, which is highly subjective. It's more constructive to focus your attention on people who do enjoy the same things as you!
@autism-criminal asked: What is your favorite color of the rainbow (red orange yellow green blue indigo purple) ?
Orange! 🍊 What's yours? :)
Anonymous asked: "data is not accurate" bro if ur going to a tumblr poll blog for accurate data you NEED to reassess some things asdfghjkl; anyway this blog is great thank you for running it it's a lot of fun and has resulted in some very funny interactions between me and my fiance. notably "what the fuck do you MEAN 6% of the sans undertale website doesn't know who sans undertale is" and "i'm sorry i simply don't believe that ANYONE doesn't know who DRACULA is"
Different people come here with different expectations, I suppose. Which is fine, I don't mind, but they're bound to be disappointed if they expect 100% accuracy all the time. But anyway! I'm happy to hear I can provide a new form of enrichment for you and your fiancé!
@sweetpollyolliver asked: So many manga and anime characters and I know like 1% of them 😭
I'm ngl, I'm not a big manga/anime connoisseur either, so I'm just as lost as you most of the time lol 🤝 (<- shaking hands in solidarity)
@cringelordofchaos asked: If I go insane one day I am going to try to make an English translation for Mesec Boje Purpura so everyone can know who veštica Noks is
I'm fully behind you! Keep us updated if you do.
Anonymous asked: I scroll through your blog. I don’t recognise any of these characters. ‘No,’ I click, ‘no,’ ‘no,’ ‘no.’ I am content in the darkness of the rock I live under. But, alas, all things must end. I continue my scroll, the glee of the irrelevant rampant in my veins. But what’s this? It can’t be… My shelter is cruelly ripped away and the brutal light of knowledge seeks me out like a bloodhound, it gives me no place to hide. ‘Yes,’ I sob, defeated, ‘Yes, I do know the jjba character.’
A modern-day Greek tragedy, truly 💔
Anonymous asked: was really surprised to vote and see that a character was 100% know them. then I noticed I got there early enough to be the only vote
For one shining, brilliant moment they were 100% known and surely that counts for something.
Anonymous asked: You should make up a character and make a poll for them and see how many people lie or misclick
Well....... I'm not going to comment on that. 🐰
Anonymous asked: I follow this blog and another blog that does smash or pass and occassionally I will come to one of your posts and examine the images to decide and then remember this blog's gimmick before trying to hit smash
Imagine voting smash there and then coming here to vote "I don't know them at all" on the same character. Brutal.
@ink7blot asked: *sees big naturals* I hate that. *reblogs*
A job well done, then 😌
#dyktc chatter#asks#not a poll#anonymous#iceice-baeby#thetisming#autism-criminal#sweetpollyolliver#cringelordofchaos#ink7blot#phew that was a lot
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For the character ask game
3 and 25
obsessed that you didnt even say a character. theres only one option here, truly.
3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?
god theres so much i love about him its not even funny. i cant even hate anything bc even his flaws hold so much meaning to me. i think if its anything, it has to be the dubious canonicity of his like. entire existence. between retcons and an entire game that is technically ignorable by the standards of quote unquote canon, you get conflict in how people are looking at his character which is SAD. hashtag whatever. i guess. (nothing against other headcanons but also. i know im right about him).
25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?
i really did not know he existed. im not fucking joking i went into mgs just for mantis bc i like that guy. my og game course went 3 (my friend insisted id love the cobras and i DO) into mg1 into mg2 into mgs1 IMMEDIATELY into mpo YOU KNOW IM IN DEEP. and i cannot lie when i say the gustava/fox plotline in mg2, as small as it was, made me literally insane. like are you FR WITH THEM? and then finding out hes ALIVE and theres something so fucking wrong with him in mgs1? literally i didnt even think about snox at first i didnt give a shit about the masochism or ANYTHING i saw a man and his vengeful sister and his dead girlfriend and knew i couldnt go through the rest of the series normally. HE MADE ME SICK IN THE HEAD INSTANTLY I FELL IN LOVE ON SIGHT AND ITS NEARING A FULL YEAR NOW AURGUHHGHGH. my type is unironically suicidal disabled war veterans who are fully disillusioned with the war they fought in so he hit the nail on the fucking head instantly. IT TOOK ME MONTHS TO EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING THE REST OF THE SERIES BC I WAS LEGIT JUST LIKE. literally what is the fucking point if fox isnt in it. i was convinced into mgrr with monsoon (loml btw) and was able to keep going but genuinely i could not give two shits abt the games fox isnt in bc thats all i care about in this fandom something is severely mentally wrong with me.
#if you wanted to ask me about someone other than fox. um. try again bc there could not have been anyone else this was about. with us.#vans.eml#koobinn
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9, 10, 17 for MGS
ehehe ty for sending in ^_^
metal gear:
9. worst part of canon
i feel like im beating a dead horse a little with how much i talk about how i dont like mgs4 LMAO
i watched that "mgs4 was a mistake" video and that guy really makes a lot of good points. but i think the worst part is that mgs4 really doesnt feel like any of the other metal gear games before it because it lacks a distinct set of villains. and i think that makes it boring. literally they couldve done anything else. anyone else as the villains. but they decided to reuse concepts from previous games instead of coming up with the cohesive group of villains that makes sense for the story.
even mgr follows the same pattern as 1-3, and look how fucking awesome that was! we didnt know who a single one of those guys was before the game came out and yet theyre probably some of the most iconic villains in the entire series. and they make sense for the story and setting. the beauty and beast unit MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE. NOR DO I CARE ABOUT THEM BECAUSE THEY ARENT INTERESTING AT ALL.
i know pw and v dont really follow that pattern either, and i like those games much more, so obviously thats not my ONLY problem with mgs4, but its definitely one of the bigger ones. at least pw and v were FUN.
10. worst part of fanon
im gonna be honest my experience with the metal gear fandom has been incredibly pleasant and positive. theres not a lot that makes me mad in fan interpretations. probably the only thing ive seen thats fucking stupid is when people take kaz and make him kind of?? the moral high ground???? in bbkaz divorce. no he fucking wasnt LOL kaz didnt leave bb because he realized bb was a bad person or doing bad things (i think he knew that already and didnt care. hes also a bad person who does plenty of bad things). he left because he was no longer treated like an equal to bb and he didnt like it. thankfully the people i interact with all see it the same way. if someone talked to me and tried to argue something else i would explode.
or any of the dudebro homophobic shit. if youre denying queer characters' existence when its explicitly stated in text. youre just a fucking idiot.
17. there should be more of this type of fic/art
i havent done much of a deep-dive into mgs fic so i dont actually know whats common/uncommon but i do really like it when a fic takes a character who originally wasnt part of the situation and puts them into the situation. writing them into the story while still remaining relatively canon-compliant. some of my favorite examples of this come out of the yakuza fandom, where the character put into the story is there for their own development, or to expand upon a part of the lore that doesnt really get touched on by canon, rather than the character's overarching impact on the media's story as a whole (because in order to remain canon-compliant they dont DRASTICALLY change things, but what they do/affect can change the meaning of what ultimately happens, etc).
ive seen a few things about kaz lives and joins philanthropy and i really would love to see a long fic about that and how he helps them.
i also really enjoy in-between-games nonsense. i wanna see all the shenanigans everyone's up to. post-mgs3 filler with bb and ocelot, 70s kaz and ocelot building DD, between 2 and 4 philanthropy. i love me some good fun filler <3
more questions here!
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not 2 be annoying but that mg thing was proven false...ppl said shit like oh he made a collage that was gross - it was two collages where one was glamourous and pretty and like models and all and the other represented the darker side of the industry w them being cut out and it was part of a wider project to show the behind the scenes of the entertainment industry yknow like it was cropped and shown out of context like oh he only made one collage that was weird anyway yeah im not one to blindly support celebrities or men but no use in sharing rumours u get me right
I mean I know about this one and I'm side eyeing him for this because it looked ugly and weird. Also proven false in kpop worlds don't always mean much because fans will rewrite history in front of you or bury things. Mostly im referring to him posting himself in a red hoodie with a red heart as a caption on election day. People were pointing out how everyone was trying to not wear or post this colour because it's affiliated with the sexist and homophobic candidate (who is president I believe).
And I don't believe anyone would be stupid enough to wear this on that day. For exemple I remember Yeeun from Wonder Girls getting hate for putting a blue heart emoji on the election day
And Heechul getting criticism for also wearing red on election day (he wars read all the time so you could give him the benefit of the doubt if it wasn't him lol)
After if you want to believe that man is stupid it's your right. And honestly at least 50% of male idols are misogynistic we just turn a blind eye and hope for the best jfjfjfjfjf we are all lying to ourselves and most of those men are trash and good at hiding it (sometimes they aren't people don't care too) lmao
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Black otacon??
yeah im retconning my own previous designs of him lol. mostly because while i didn't know this when i first played mgs, i have since seen it mentioned once or twice in the fandom that he was originally meant to be Black but it never actually transpired that way. (in fact if i remember right it was probably user pe4cewalker, who has a Black otacon design, who i last saw mentioning the fact that he was supposed to be Black.) so im not the only one to make him poc or anything lol i just felt like it makes sense to me to draw him that way as well.
and also like im a bit conscious that 99% of the characters i draw on here are pale lollll so im trying to fix that a little. and for metal gear solid specifically it does make a lot of sense to draw the characters differently to how they appear in canon. like i used to draw raiden as his canon white guy self until i saw others draw him as Black and realised that oh yeah... he's literally Liberian isn't he...so why not make him look like he is. several ppl in mgs are canonically blonde haired blue eyed or whatever whilst also being canonically Not that lol e.g. sniper wolf. i don't rly draw her ever but if i do she would look actually Kurdish lol. and gray fox's design got retconned in the series but in the original msx game he's a poc. etc etc. so i feel like in fanart one might as well fix that sort of thing u know. again this isn't a unique choice by me lol im just following other artists' leads really.
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When you and other people talk about what MG elite was like in terms of the environment daily at practices, and how the parents were, where did you hear that stuff? I am not saying I don't believe you/it, but where did you learn the information? I can't find such detailed accounts in the articles that have been written, usually about Laurie or Riley
ive racked my brain and also gone digging for some #receipts but am mostly coming up empty lol. i think, speaking only for myself here, its a hodge podge of stuff ive read in articles, stuff ive seen on twitter (sometimes posted by people who actually were at that gym for a time or who competed against them often and heard or observed things for themselves) or other comment sections. also stuff i remember from fluff or BTR episodes (lol throwback) that, in retrospect with the information and context we know now, stick out to me as being uhhh particularly revealing.
however, if you want to know more about it, i do think you should listen to some of the stuff TheSkatingLesson has put up about her. I know that people have many problems with dave lease, the lions share of which are definitely valid criticisms (some of them aren tho lol), but he is from the same part of NJ and also has a lot of social connections to all sorts of people in the gymnastics community around there. and although i dont think he holds himself to any kind of personal standard of journalistic integrity (lol), if you accept the info he relays in the videos as superficially probably true, theyre a pretty good recap of the whole shitshow.
*whisper* and to be fair i cant remember anything he's said in those videos that isnt consistent with accounts of maggie and co.'s behavior that we know are true
but anyway, if you dont want to give him any views on principle, i understand that. if you're fine with it, then you can find them here. (theyre quite long fyi)
i feel like this was unhelpful especially if you were asking for like #sources or more legitimate reports of stuff. so im sorry if thats what you were looking for anon but here is SOME info, and a lot of what is talked about in the videos is stuff that people still bring up when talking about maggie and MG
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I am an older female INFP and I first took the test as a teen and have consistently gotten the same results, regardless of website or version of test. And I was always kinda secretly proud to be one because my mom was struggling with my teen sister's bipolar/hormone powered rage and my dad, I think, was one of us too. He was a reserved, weird, sweet, unfocused mess who avoided conflict unless drafted (little war humor, get it from my dad). So I became my mom's confidant which made me feel helpful and special at the time but i now know probably wasnt "healthy".
Fast forward to now and I've earned a number of invisible "survivor of *insert trauma*" medals for myself. And just recently earned myself a small one for "surviving break up with first boyfriend after divorce" Its doesnt have a catchy title and I dont know how I they fit all the words on such a small surface but I'm proud of my small accomplishment. 13 years married, 6 years single, 2.5 years with him...alone again.
Shouldn't I be devastated longer than a week? He did it really poorly, too. Asked for a break a week before which took me by surprise, then 4 days later he told me he loved me and didnt want to break up but still needed time to figure things out, a few days later and its I want to be your friend but nothing more.
It was a back and forth conversation and he's telling me he's not attracted to me anymore and quickly adds "it's not because of the weight" (to clarify I have been struggling with my stomach and have lost 40 lbs which sounds great, unless you weren't overweight before and now I look like a skeleton). When he said that I couldn't help but laugh in that hurt way, where its brevity and pain mixed with a scoff (just me?) And not expecting a reply I rolled my eyes away from him and ask "so it's just me as a person" and there wasnt much hesitation before I hear a soft but steady "yes" behind me. As you can imagine, I didnt respond well to having my entire existence be rejected so i did something he had never seen me do. I yelled at him and kicked him out of my car. Then I tried to go back to work. Yup, he broke up with me in the middle of the work day. I'm sorry this is so long and I even skipped parts.
I left early and took a pill or two more than recommended and just ran away from consciousness as fast as modern medicine could get me there. (I dont post much so I dont know if I need to worry about responses but I took low doses of anti anxiety meds that wouldnt harm me unless i consume the whole bottle. I took 1 mg more than normal. Dont attack me). I got him to be more specific in his choice of break up methods the next week after texting to let him know I wrote a 7 page goodbye letter and how he has come out of this looking like a psychopath.
Is it an INFP thing? When someone hurts me or angers me and I'm trying to speak it's a lot of ums or long pauses. But hand me a pen or a keyboard and fill me will righteous rage...you cant stop me. If I know anything at all about you then you will receive a paragraph like you are reading right now filled with oddly observational criticism, I will hit upon at least one thing your sensitive about and end it all with a guilt trip so strong only the Catholically trained can weather it well.
I think he was afraid of the letter because he had been receiving the texts but not replying. He responded pretty quickly after that. After days of contradicting actions, trains of thought that burst into flames as it derailed and red string theory memes he finally told me that his decision to take a break, reassure me and then dump me in such an abrupt manner on a workday, twice btw, was because he really hadn't thought about it...
Now this is going to sound strange but I am so glad my exhusband had been abusive because it taught me control. Otherwise I would have hit him. Who does that?! Im 99% sure he wasnt lying because he's a blunt INTJ and he explained his incomprehensible thought process earlier and I've had previous experience with his type of obliviousness. He really didnt mean to hurt me, he doesnt have any social circle to speak of so when planned this whole thing his feedback was a crowd of 1.
But I saved the best for last. He appears to genuinely like me and really doesnt want to lose me. He wants to be friends...and my dumb ass said yes. With a caveat that the second he starts dating I'm out. I dont do lover to friends. I'm possessive and wont share. So as long as he stays single I'll be his friend. I know I'm dumb. I know I'm just going to be hurt by another display of thoughtlessness from him. But except for the week of hell I've been truly happy with him until I got sick. He's a jerk. I deserve better. But did you know, that INFP can be shallow too. I didnt until i met him. He is so pretty (in my eyes, he is definitely not to everyone's taste) and 7 years younger and he picked me 2.5 years ago. I am not pretty. Hard marriage, lifetime of depression, rather read another chapter than apply a layer of makeup, etc. but he eavesdrop me talking to my work friend and liked what he heard and asked me out.
God I'm dumb. Wow. I'm so sorry. It just happened today and I needed to let it out and when it started I tried another forum to get perspective from similar wired people as my boyfriend so I could do whatever was best for him and some responses were productive and informative if a tad blunt. One or two tried with all their might to be kind and I love them for that. The rest can burn in hell. I know I'm what people consider an "unhealthy" version of my type but I've just been considering myself a survival INFP. I think we all get broken a lot thanks to our inner compass. And when we build ourselves back up again our structure gains or loses new aspects. My corners are sharper, and someone broke my glasses so things arent clear all the time and when my belief in human goodness broke off I wasnt able to find all the pieces but it's still there. I'm still here. And now I will shut up. Sorry again. Still gonna post it though! :p
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// tw if anyone sees this : sh , suicide , depression in bpd //
when i say kim kibum saved my life i truly mean it, i know sad kpop fans throw that term “saved my life” out a lot i know some fans mean it literally like me . as some people know , key made a message on instagram reaching out to a fan suffering with self harm and he talked about his own past and encouraged them to stop self harming and checking on how they are . when i saw this i immediately just got so upset bc i suffered extremely bad self harm tendancies .
i’ve been clean for 4 months , it would’ve been near to a year if it weren’t for a particularly bad split where i found something sharp that wasn’t a blade (i actually have no clue what it was which is bad but i was desperate) . my self harming issues were so bad if i was depressed in class when i was in high school i remember discretely ctting myself under the desk a few times under my skirt when no one was looking if the teacher didn’t let me out but if they did i would do it in an empty room and break down in there until one of my mental health/behavioural mentors found me .
so when i saw it i got upset because i thought of myself . i have that screenshot saved so many separate times in my camera roll so i can quickly save it . i favourited it too for quick access . in early stages of the thoughts when if i am still somewhat in control it would help me bc key has been my ult bias for a while now , i’m not saying it stopped me everytime but i’m sensitive when it comes to people i really care about so it helped a lot . my self harm got so bad the only way i stopped was by having all of my sharp objects taken off me , even then i would break the metal off my pens and use that . but the message really helped and i might’ve died due to the severity of it . on top of that i tried to kms so many times that way and other ways too but obviously i’m still here .
even without the message key has still helped me so much , to cheer up and be happy , he gave and still gives me things to look forward to and live for . i am so happy now , ofc im still not fully healed , i have a disorder it’s not as easy as that . but it definitely is so much less severe . i’m a lot happier now and my emotions are a lot better and i have much healthier relationships.
also a funny thing , one time i was ab to kms by stabbing bc i kept surviving attempts and i thoguht it would be the only way to die and i was ab to get the knife out the kitchen and ring ding dong started playing in mg headphones (i was listening to my sad playlist and i forgot i added ring ding dong incase j got too sad and tried to kms and it worked) idk if it’s my bpd making me switch up in a second but i couldn’t take myself seriously so i think that song saved me from an attempt that would have definitely killed me
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My Top Posts in 2022:
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Eddie: buck's suing the city so i'm going to join an underground fight club
Bosko: why
Eddie: he's pretty much 85% of my impulse control
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Strawhat Crew backstory villains be like. Stairs. Protection rackets. The long-term consequences of your maladaptive coping mechanisms. The abstract concept of hunger. An evil king. Another evil king. The government. The government again. The existential horror of immortality. I don't know who Jinbei is.
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remember the time that sensui was like youll never defeat my group of 7 very powerful guys and then they beat all six dudes who worked for him but sensui was like psych! i dont even know them, the REAL group of 7 very powerful guys was me and my six alternate personalities and also i have cancer. and then sensuis demon boyfriend was like, hows this for a twist, one of the personalities is a girl and im dating her. and yusukes just standing there like bro i dont care that youre gay, im here to do punching and nothing youre saying is going to affect the punching that im about to do. look at me swim in this lake.
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tome being excruciatingly relatable
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My #1 post of 2022
I think numbering the robins is too confusing. From now on we should call them, in order, Sporty Robin, Ginger Robin, Posh Robin, Scary Robin, and Baby Robin
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@raidenloml heres the whole thing lol
The games dont happen in chronological order, im not 100% certain on the order because i havent looked it up but it goes 3,5,1,2,4. theres other games like PW goes in between 3 and 5. Boss is the original Snake’s mother, the Snake that becomes Big Boss. Big Boss is Ishmael in 5, the guy in the hospital with you. You’re playing as Medic, who was hypnotized by Ocelot into believing that he is Big Boss, which is why he’s known as Venom Snake. Big Boss is obviously not an ordinary soldier, and so Zero decided the best way to carry on the will of the Boss was to make clones so that the Patriots would continue to be able to be used. Those clones are Solid, Liquid, and Solidus Snake. Im going to ignore Solidus because tbh he isn’t that major of a character in what I’m saying here. Liquid Snake is the antagonist of MGS 1, 2(? I say ? because theres multiple games named 2 iirc), and 4. In 4 he’s inhabiting the body of Ocelot because Ocelot used hypnosis on himself along with DNA manipulation in order to attempt to fool the Patriots to let him gain control. Solid Snake is the protagonist of 1 2 and 4. Both he and Liquid, being clones, had their DNA altered. Both of them are infected with the FOXDIE virus, but only Liquid was going to die because of it. But Liquid lives on inside of Ocelot’s body, in a sense. Snake, in 4, is dying because of his altered DNA, he’s set to die a premature death caused by rapidly aging. This is to prevent him from going against the will of the Boss, or at least, how Zero and Big Boss interpreted her will. In addition, at some point the nanomachines inside of him ended up causing the FOXDIE virus to mutate, no longer needing exact DNA matches in order to know what the target is. Its also airborne. This means Solid is turning into a living bioweapon. However his virus mutates again, this one not being suppressed by nanomachines. The new FOXDIE cancels out the old one, meaning he can die of old age rather than killing other people with him. MGS4 follows Solid Snake as he goes to take down the Patriots, an AI system created by Big Boss, Zero, Eva, Ocelot, Sigint, and Paramedic. The Patriots were made as a way to carry on the will of the Boss in an attempt to bring peace to the world. Big Boss and Zero had a falling out, primarily due to their differing ideas of what the Boss wanted. Zero created the clones of Big Boss, and raised them as soldiers when they were children. Solid joined the military, where he was in the FOXHOUND unit. He learned from Master Kazuhira Miller, a friend of Big Boss. He trained with Frank Jaeger, later known as Gray Fox when he became a cyborg. Solid Snake goes to take out Metal Gear Rex, created by Hal Emmerich, the son of Huey Emmerich, who was responsible for creating Metal Gear Sahelanthropis. Hal, codenamed Otacon, didn’t know Rex was going to be used as a weapon. After the Big Shell incident, Otacon and Snake join together and create Philanthropy, an organization where they track down people making metal gears and stop them. Along the way they learn of the Patriots and Liquid’s plan to take control of them for his own means. He means to follow in Zero’s and Big Boss’ footsteps and have the power to control the world to himself. However, Liquid is actually Ocelot, and Ocelot is wanting the AIs to be shut down, but because he is hypnotized into truly believing he is Liquid, his purpose isn’t as true anymore.
A broken and battered Snake has to make his way through a hallway full of microwaves that are cooking him alive. He is barely able to stay upright because FOXDIE and the nanomachines are interfering with each other. He has to take shots to counteract this reaction. Once the Patriots are offline, the onslaught of enemies ends, and Snake passes out. He is carried to the top of the boat where Otacon leaves to pick him up by helicopter, but Liquid shows up to settle their score. Both of them are relying on shots to keep them able to fight, and are both evenly matched. Near the end of the cutscene, they are both mirroring each other’s attacks at the same time, ending with headbutting each other and sinking to the ground. Two shots fall to the ground, and they inject each other with them, stand back up, and fight. In the four phases of the fight, there are different songs playing. The first song is Encounter, which plays in the first game when you fight Liquid on top of Metal Gear Rex. The second song plays the second time you fight Liquid ing MGS2, during the Tanker Incident. The third song plays in MGS3, when Big Boss fights Boss, titled Snake Eater. The lyrics are relevant to this fight. The fourth song that plays was created for MGS4, and is called Old Snake. Snake may be fighting the mind of Liquid, but he is fighting the body of Ocelot, who was a great friend of Big Boss. You can tell they have mutual respect for the other, and that a fair fight is only what naturally has to happen at this point. Flashbacks appear during the battle of a younger Ocelot, which only make you realize that the fight is pointless. It is a dying war being ended by two dying men. Snake kills Liquid Ocelot, and then collapses. Otacon shows up with the helicopter, and a monologue about how the world will change plays. He wonders if they did the right thing in the end, because the shock to the world will be massive. The scene changes and Otacon is at a wedding between two of the characters, Meryl and Johnny. Drebin appears with flowers and wine. Sunny, a child genius, makes her first friend. She has barely been outside before now. Otacon and Drebin talk about how the end of the Patriots means war will change, and Drebin tells Otacon about his plan to continue to make money off the war, just in different ways. In a different scene, Raiden is met in a hospital by his wife, Rose, and his son, John. Raiden, real name Jack, was raised as a child soldier, and has gone through many surgeries to become a cyborg. The only human parts left of him at this point are his skull, spine, and brain. Rose tells him that John is his son, she didn’t have a miscarriage and that that was a lie she had to tell in order to stay out of the watchful eyes of the Patriots. Raiden meets his son for the first time, and comes to the realization he has something to live for besides killing again. The final scenes are of Snake. Snake stands at the grave of the Boss, smoking a cigarette. He puts it out and takes out his gun, planning to kill himself so that he doesn’t hurt any more people. He doesn’t go through with it, and is met by Big Boss and Zero. Zero is barely alive and cannot speak or react. Big Boss tells Snake that there is still more left for him in life. He goes over to Snake and hugs him, removing the gun from his hand and tossing it to the ground. Big Boss tells Snake the story behind why the Patriots were created. Of the original members who created them, only two remain to this day. Himself, and Zero. To symbolize getting rid of the Patriots, and to show that he wishes for them to never come back in any form, he shuts off Zero’s oxygen tank, and Zero dies, being held by Big Boss. Big Boss was kept in a state of suspension by the Patriots for years, and only by them shutting down was he able to be here.
It ends with Snake supporting Big Boss as he sits down at Boss’ grave. He fumbles with a cigar, and Snake lights it for him then places it in his mouth. Big Boss smokes it for a while, until he removes it and drops it to the ground, he just passed away. The last scene has no video, and is Snake talking to Otacon. Otacon tries to hand an object to Snake, who refuses it saying he’s trying to quit, finally. Otacon is surprised, as he has been trying to get Snake to stop smoking ever since he started. Snake says he wants to live out the rest of his days. Otacon says he is going to stay by Snake’s side as he does, so that Snake isn’t forgotten.
“There wont be any happy ‘Beauty and the Beast’ ending for me. What little time I have left will be spent living as a beast. A shadow of the inside, of the old age.”
“Exactly. Thats why you need me. As a witness.”
“A witness?”
“Yeah. Someone on the outside to bear witness to your final days. Someone to pass on your story. Not that I’m the only witness. But I’ll remember everything you were, and stick with you to the end. Besides, you wouldn’t let me suffer Sunny’s eggs alone, would you?”
The logo that was black and white becomes coloured, and then fades to black.
#yes this is literally just a summary of the ending of mgs4 to my best abilities i wrote it all tonight#it is almost 1am so forgive inaccuracies#swooshy stuff
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through it all though, i’m glad i can feel like myself again. i’m glad i can look at the sunset, the sunrise, fireworks, a movie, good food, and enjoy it completely. i’m glad i can’t feel my body dying all around me anymore. i’m glad i got better, and i feel normal again. i feel human again. i’m beyond grateful. that was the most horrifying year of my life. complete and utter doom surrounded me. it felt like death was around the corner and there was nothing left for me. now i feel like my life is beginning again. i feel reborn almost. and sometimes, when i realize it, i almost feel like crying from joy and relief. i would not wish those feelings on my worst enemy. every night i would be up with this horrible feeling in my stomach, this static in my skin, panic in my head and i couldn’t rest until i found some way to reassure myself. and as soon as i woke up it was back. i was genuinely convinced i was in hell. i was sure i died april 2021 and i had been sent to hell. now i know it’s not true. i just needed to get myself out of it. i had no help from my parents. they told me i needed a job, that it would make it go away. it only made it worse. i desperately needed to be hospitalized. i went for one night and the conditions were disgusting. shit smeared on the walls, piss on the floors, bloody bandages on the counters. but it was the beginning of knowing how to fix it. a doctor finally diagnosed me with the early stages of ocd, suggested i get on 30-40 mg of lexapro, and upped my dose at the time from 15 to 20. he also suggested i go to an intensive outpatient facility but at the time i had no insurance. it never happened. but the 20 mg, at that point helped at least a little bit. a few months after that, i finally figured out that i needed to just not give into my compulsions. i couldn’t ask for reassurance, i couldn’t ruminate, i couldnt research. so that’s what i did. simple, not easy. at least at first. but now, a month or so later i feel like i’m practically cured. i’m still gonna try to up my lexapro to 30 mg but it is such a fucking relief to be almost free of my obsessions. and the fact i basically did it myself makes it even more important to me. if im strong enough to get through something that i considered hell on earth i can really do anything, as long as i put in the work. my life isn’t over. my life was never over. and i’m so grateful to be back to my old self.
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actually so devastated rn im crying bc i ike souyabso much like yiuhave no idea id be scared if he ws an actual real life human being bc why am iliterakky crying iver him
#reminds me of#my rp n wheni gave him a massage n then started crying#actually canon#i could be helping him make dinner n then look over at him cutting vegetables w a small smile on his face and then start bawling my eyes out#then me watching him carefully put the knife down sharp side facing away from him so he can pull me into a hug#but it only makes me cry harder bc of how carefully considerate he is#had a thought the other day when i accidentally put twi hairties onmy wrist npwhich is one too much and before i took ome off n put it im mg#in my bag* i thought about him taking it from me bc he knows i inly like have one hairtie on on#only my right wrist bc too many things on my wrist makes it feel crowded and i hate it#i want to cry i actually love him sm these hcs are si bd i need to se#e a professional about this
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Incorrect x reader Haikyuu quotes
Part 4, random teams (๑´•.̫ • `๑)
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Hey hey hey ! So, I don’t really know all the members from one team so have a random one with all these characters . Also I realized I have such a weird combination of kinnies . ( enjoy the bokuto collage)
ALSO WAIT THANK YOU FOR 60 FOLLOWERS
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Oikawa: how’s the worlds most beautiful human doing?
(Y/N): * without looking up from their phone* I don’t know, how are you?
Oikawa, voice cracking: I’m fine-
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Futakuchi: whenever Aone says “I beg your pardon” assert your dominance by announcing “then beg.”
( Later )
Aone: I beg your pardon?
(Y/N) and Futakuchi, at the same time: Then beg.
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Tendou, with a large box in his hands: what would you say if I came home with 4 puppies?
(Y/N):
(Y/N): what’s in the box?
Tendo:
(Y/N): tendou, what’s in the box
Tendou: I think you know, love.
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Tendou : in the future I will be (Y/N)’s second husband.
(Y/N): what happened to my first?
Tendou: nothing you can prove.
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Ukai: YEAH SON/DAUGHTER
(Y/N), panicking: I- daddy
Ukai: what the fuck-
(Y/N), voice cracking: You called me son/daughter and I panicked-
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Kentaro: I have an idea.
(Y/N): no murder.
Kentaro: I no longer have an idea.
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Iwaizumi: You only attract what you fear
(Y/N): oh my god I’m so scared of Iwaizumi
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Bokuto: I laugh in the face of danger.
Akaashi: you were in your emo mode for 45 minutes and begged (Y/N) not to leave you so Konoha had to go get ice cream.
Bokuto: that was ages ago.
Akaashi: that was 10 minutes ago.
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Terushima: tomorrow is the garbage day
(Y/N): wow a whole day dedicated to you.
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(Y/N): okay let’s say sorry on the count of three. One, two... three.
Futakuchi and (Y/N): silence
(Y/N): I’m disappointed in the both of us.
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Koganegawa: what if people had food names and people had food names
Koganegawa, to (Y/N): hey spaghetti
(Y/N): what’re we having?
Koganegawa: Futakuchi
Futakuchi: what are you guys saying
(Y/N): shut up, gummies.
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Kageyama, holding a cauliflower in front of (Y/N): what is this
(Y/N): a cauliflower?
Kageyama, turns to Hinata: now tell them what you think this is.
Hinata, arms crossed: ghost broccoli...
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Kuroo: nice shirt.
(Y/N): thanks, I got it for 50% off
Kuroo: id like it 100% off
(Y/N): then they wouldn’t make money
Kuroo:
(Y/N): that’s no way to run a business, Tetsu.
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Kuroo: If you get with me you will be be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2
(Y/N): Testu, what the hell?
(Later)
(Y/N): OH MY GOD TETSURO-
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Bokuto: Have you been yelled at by (Y/N) yet?
Tsukkishima: Im not scared of her.
Kuroo: So that’s a no-
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Kuroo: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
Kenma: …what?
Kuroo: It becomes daytrogen.
Kenma: … I’m going to sleep…
(Y/N): good nitrogen
Kuroo: sleep tightrogen
Lev: Don’t let the bugs biterogen.
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(Y/N): In the name of the father, son, and the Holy Ghost
Lev: head, shoulders, knees, and toes
(Y/N): turn up your nose, strike that pose!
(Y/N) and Lev: Hey Macarena!
Yaku, crying: please go to sleep
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(Y/N): Lev was about to hit his head on a bar at the playground and I told him to duck and he quacked at me
(Y/N): then he hit his head.
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Tanaka: I poured Red Bull in my coffee and now I smell colors.
(Y/N): theres no way that can be safe.
Tanaka: Who said I thought it was safe?
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(Y/N): Lev, dont say a word
Lev:
Lev: fergalicious
(Y/N): I said no words.
Lev: oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing scrabble, it’s not a word and now suddenly it is because it’s convenient for you.
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BAHAHA PEOPLE REACTING TO THE FORMULA IS SO AMAZING
Part 5
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