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capnkerfufflez · 3 months

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I contain multitudes, so i made a uquiz for some of my quintessential sonas for fun

i dont really expect people to take it, but man i love an excuse to draw some of my boys i don't give much love to brief descriptions and the result descriptions under the cut

here's the link outside of just embed btw : https://uquiz.com/hkfS0R

in image order and i marked the number and color of the background above we have :

1 [red] E : non-fandom sona I use to vent mostly - "Conceptual Chaos Junkyard" / "CC Junkyard" so he's mostly negative traits of myself turned up to 11. He's the overly emotional and sentimental and over-reactive side of the duo between him and G.

"[[ oh baby girl, I'm so sorry for you, get some help ]] Everything you've ever done blows back up into your face, you don't know what you're doing wrong?! Or well, you've figured out a few things wrong with you, but you can't figure out how to fix those things about yourself…"

2 [red/orange] Knox S. Consumer : kinda a minecraft sona? - "What's Minecraft is Yourcraft" / "Yourcraft" He's in general a minesona, at least when I first made him. In Yourcraft he is the sona/character version of an oc that's a minecraft youtuber/streamer and who is very distinctly not me, so Knox falls into an odd character category where's he's both my sona and an oc's sona. He's an old grouchy wizard type, but breaks character often to help friends

"[[ you may think im stretching on this one, but i assure there's more obscure ]] You know so much yet so little. The type of guy that can recite so many video game lore details and fun facts across all subjects, but will fail to realize that they really did mean it calling it "cream cheese," it is actually a cheese. You are very smart though, with your intelligence only rivaled by your stubbornness."

3 [red/pink] Dong : pokemon not a big surprise, but he's a pokesona of sorts. He's a Mareep that's specifically paired with my friend's Wooloo "Ding," he's somewhere between a pokemon in the anime and pokemon mystery dungeon in terms of personification, he's very bitey.

[[ haha dong ]] Lil gremlin guy. You're the typa bitch to fucking taunt people bigger than you and when they get pissy you go 'oh im just a lil guy a lil birthday boy.' All talk no bite. well, maybe a lil bite, like consensually or deserved.. BUT the point is you take no responsibly of the misdeeds you may or may not do !

4 [orange] Bibbly : double life / life series Bibbly is the character I made soulmate's with my friend cause we were watching other people make sona's and pairs with their friends too. Bibbly is based off of a drawing I did based on a more literal interpretation of one of my minecraft skins (specifically my 453 skin), "Bibbly" coming from "Biblically accurate." Personality wise he varies a lot cause in conception and most practice he is an utter coward, very reliant on my friend's character, though in other interpretations I make him a lot more jaded and no-bull shit but also those are usually what is supposed to be later in his development and/or away from my friend's character

[[ telephone game of sonas ]] You are a recursion of self analyzation. You try to map out your intricacies only to have your theories on yourself become rules. And once you've realized its a set habit of thinking. You know trouble and you avoid it the best you can.

5 [muddy yellow] Clart : minecraft sona ? - "What's Minecraft is Yourcraft" / "Yourcraft" Similar case as Knox, where Clart is my sona and the sona of one of my oc's who isn't me, but for Clart he and the oc, they align closer with who I am so it's not quite as weird a case. Clart is very easy going and cares a lot, he isn't particularly notably in Yourcraft as he's not really someone who develops more a character that help's the other characters develop

[[ straight up gooping ]] You just want a break, things to be nice and easy and do menial tasks and be with your friends. You give all you can, not because you feel you need to, you just want to and you can. You know pain and cruelty, you choose to be kind.

6 [yellow] [453>- / 453 / The cooler Casey : a general sona He's a more stylized, exaggerated version of myself and usually a lot more malicious for the fun of it. In his "lore" he is a shapeshifting sand.. thing, it depends on the specific backstory I'm going with. He is generally very energetic and bitey and evil for the sake of it cause man villains are fun when they are having fun and he is having a blast

[[ creature !! ]] You are the coolest sexiest mother fucker out here! or you sure pretend to think so. A whole fucking jaw breaker flipping between god-complex and inferiority-complex, who knows what's at it's core (probably inferiority). You love to be an edge case, probably the type of guy to make a fan character concept that's over done but do it with a twist. No fear of ocs coming off like a mary sues just cause YOU know how cool and really clever they are really even if they give a bad first impression.

7 [lime/green] Casey : general sona / how i draw myself This is just me, like, just how I draw myself, it's as general and genuine as I can manage which my not really be all that accurate maybe but oh well

[[ oh fuck u are just like me frfr ! or like at least closest approximation ]] You are only human. You love your friends more than the world and you try to be worth all you're given. You have some self esteem and self image issues, but maybe if you shove your ocs full of enough of your issues you'll solve some.

8 [green?] Caddle : general sona / fursona / the one i use for sexual stuff Caddle is a cow-adject shapeshifter. He is the sona I use the most when it's anything sexual, usually paired with my partner's fursona, but he's supposed to have other buddies too that I never really draw. I've got complicated feeling on sexual stuff and myself in relation to it, so he gets those feelings dumped into his character too. But aside from that he is a fun character especially to draw cause inconsistency is baked in and I love him dearly, he is very lazily chill with a big heart, he's also a rodeo clown even though i dont draw a full on clown get up for him much

[[ honka honka we got certified clown ova here ]] You are silly, a goofball even, one may even argue a jokester. You may present all goofs, gafs and dick jokes, -and by all means you do genuinely loving goofing gaffing and dicking- but you are a person with complicated wants and thoughts and feelings. Wants and thoughts and feelings you hold close to yourself, you do not know how to voice, so more often than not, you don't.

9 [bluish green] Gilon Kurt : lesser sona Gilon is a sona that I made just on a whim off of a twist on my name with "fluffle" being a the name for a group of rabbits, he's "Capn Kerfluffle." And then I made him a rival to my main fursona in their story and he gained a personality outside of me as they so often do

[[ rage rage murder rage !!!! ]] You have worked so hard for what you have and yet it is never enough. There is always something else to achieve more to earn, people clawing for what you have. You can have no peace nor solace, relax? chilling? never heard of her!! There are experiences to be had!! People to meet!! Friends to continuing loving!!! And you'll fight for it all, fight until you die!!

10 [cyan] Yeode : minecraft sona [real] Yeode my beloved, she is my darling rock-based robot made to search villagers that learns to live for herself kinda. A lot of her kindness and softness and story comes from backstory for just me playing minecraft ig who is a lot less kind in practice.

[[ yippee !!! ^.^ ]] You are a people pleaser to your core! You are born and molded by your attachments and use to others. Even in their absence you still live on for them in part.

11 [saturated blue] G : non-fandom sona I use to vent mostly - "Conceptual Chaos Junkyard" / "CC Junkyard" similar situation to E of mostly negative traits, but the other side of it for the most part. she is full of anger and malice at being stuck with little control over her situation and takes it out on E

[[ oh sweetheart, no ]] You think yourself a "bad bitch" a "girl boss" even. Emotions are not your strong suit. You have a hard time managing your own feelings, let alone dealing with other people's. You may not always be right, but you work hard to try to be.

12 [less saturated dark blue] D. Base : minecraft sona, specifically in magic mods / heavily modded minecraft he came about from when i was testing a modded server with my friends there was something that would crash my game if i entered specific chunks, and in those 'dead' chunks was my silk worms so i made dBase as a character for the friend server and he is supposed to be that glitched silkworm i got in testing, uuh end then that server slowly broke too, so i like to think it was somehow also his fault; while i did get to play on the server i got really into a few magic mods, mainly mana and artifice so he is not only gitchy but a magic man

[[ grub ]] You think of yourself highly, not perfect, but damn good. You've worked your ass off for the skills you've obtained and are happy to show off when they are even slightly relevant. Your "fuck it we ball" attitude somehow works out for you most of the time, though some collateral damage to others.

13 [light blue] Clerk James : fursona / used to be mascot character to note if you see other art of him there is a stark difference between the silly goofy Clerk that's my sona and the asshole angsty backstory version of him before he got so very concussed; current Clerk is very sweet and very dumb, he's the "capn" of a pirate themed ferry though also goes on some genuine treasure seeking adventures pg pirate style

[[ consider it the post-drownings one, don't worry ]] A mix of poor memory, self-doubt, and self-hatred that results in a potent blend of guilt for things you aren't really sure you deserve to hate yourself over, being it maybe not or fault or maybe never really happened. Aside from that you're upbeat and a bit stupid in a silly lil guy way. You're just a lil guy!

14 [purple] Cassio Inerta : homestuck / trollsona - "retroll" he is baby, very sweet and well meaning but oh so very problem avoidant and low empathy mostly from being sheltered; in retroll he is canonically in-universe a self insert of myself watching the plot go down and has a made up boyfriend given to him who loves Cassio by virtue that is what the boyfriend was made for, but kinda just puts up with Cassio, a projection of how i felt and feared in some previous relationships

[[ explicitly cannon self insert huh ]] You are a suckerrr for romance. You want and want and want so badly and you feel and in every instance you are given a taste it feels unreal. it feels unearned. It feels disingenuous. But you need it so bad. You don't know shit about anything, so terrified to fail you're terrified to try. But little by little you keep trying.

15 [magenta] Carcumber : a sona based off of my friend's previously-main sona's species so my friend's main sona and mascot character was a "lavamander" though the species had other character with other elements such as ice and sound waves and species had name trope of two favorite foods combined; Carcumber's name was Carrot + Cucumber but my friend changed main sonas and has since renamed most to just a single food name hence the opening statement for the quiz, i dont remember if he had an element associated, if he did i think it was "cart" or "car" or "money" or something stupid like that, and his is a used car salesman, similar energy and pathetic-ness of spamton

[[ oh man do i gotta change his name now that's that not the naming scheme? ]] You are passionate about everything you do! Cause if you aren't you don't do them! You exaggerate yourself to the point the mask becometh you.

god ya that's a lot of em and i have more sona's than just that, but most fall similar to others or i dont use enough to care

if you read it all thanks so much i love u :D

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inkyquince · 2 years

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God. Attempt number two at trying to like mister love. Still want Victor dead and now... I just hate the MC.

Legit never hated an MC more. I want her dead.

SHE STALKED A MAN FOR HER STUPID DUMB SHOW. Her two personality traits are being bad at making desserts... So basically she can't read and follow step by step instructions, and being ùwú ditzy and quirky.

It's 2022 these aren't personality traits, they are red flags, and I'm waving one frantically in front of this stupid bjtch so a bull rushes at her and gores her. She is Y/N from the worst fanfic from 2009 that you quit reading half way. I hate nepotism babies and they straight up admit that she sucks ass at her job, not a good producer and only got this job because of her father. Only does better when they're about to go bankrupt. ALSO CRIES AT VICTOR WHEN NOT CHOSEN TO GO TO FRANCE????? STUPID BITCH YOU DONT KNOW FRENCH, THAT'S THE ONLY THING THEY WANT FROM THE PERSON GOING!!! She really tryna be Emily in Paris.

Someone who likes mister love queen's choice, let me know it's it's worth it to keep going. I'm liking some parts but Victor and the MC make me want to commit homocide and... They seem to know that the activities they offer are pretty fucking boring so they keep making more shit for you to do. On episode 5-10 and they're still implementating shit that I'm just not planning on doing cuz it's a copy and paste of every other activity.

SIDENOTE YOUR CHOICES DONT FUCKING MATTER?? You are given choices like ùwú tell the truth or lie? Follow Lucien or don't be a creep?

And I chose not to follow Lucien because I'm not a fucking creep who stalks a neighbour I barely know for my stupid dumbass TV series when there ARE OTHER PEOPLE WHO COULD DO IT?? But the game is like nuh uh uh, you HAVE to stalk this guy?

Why give me the option????? This dumb bitch dons a cap like she's Joe from You and I sincerely hope no one puts up with her stupid fucking behaviour and shoves her into traffic for being the worst.

#at least im done with the stupid fucking moronic uncomfortable food series #im fine for a bit if i play it one scene at a time #then i just #HATE #hate hate hate #sometimes if i just slug through it #itll be okay #like the main plot seems interesting but its bogged down BY THIS STUPID STUDIO SHIT #quincyangy #update #ill start writing tomorrow

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bedlamgames · 4 years

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Q&A #100

Yes, been a hundred of this things. Totally a meaningless milestone which is one of my oldest tags on here (assuming any are left after the purge...) still I thought I’d do something for it.

Specifically I’ve gone back over the old Q&A’s and found some favourite questions and answers which I’ll be including in this after the usual round of outstanding ones. Possibly also with some extra commentary where appropriate.

Anonymous said: Hey. Any pair of characters connected by an Owned relationship/reputation seems to crash the game if you use either one of them on an assignment. Any chance of this being fixed?

- That should be sorted in yesterday’s update.

Anonymous said: Got a Forest Goblin with both Dancer and Clumsy. This seems like a very strange combination, but imagining it kind of makes me want to laugh my head off.

- Agreed I think that just works due to being amusing. Less poetry in motion and more of a limerick.

Anonymous said: In No Haven 0.871 the trait " Elementalist: Air " does not appear when using the estimate value function.

- Cheers for pointing out that oversight. Will sort.

Anonymous said: Hi sory english isn't my native langage, In No Have 0.871 TF Edition I have aquired a slaver But with a bug first i don't know how i acquire her and two she had noting , no name no perk jus a little description i will copy the full examine optin on it : - - - - ExamineName: Race: - Sex: - Status: - Reputation: Traits: Condition: 0 Will: 0 Estimated Value: 0 has a flat chest, a regular pussy, and has an unremarkable ass. She is the same size as most goblins, and .She is .

- That looks like an empty character in all respects. I believe there was an issue with Ritual Casting where that could happen and is now sorted. If you see it happen again please let me know what you were doing when they appeared.

Anonymous said: Hey Bedlam, watched stream where you discussed not selling slaves debuff, thing is i always imagined slavers being in this business for fun and pleasure first, and gold second. I mean why else would they agree to live in some Skyrim style, long abandoned really, hard to get to fort in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by hills and marshes(at least that how i imagine it)? So maybe you could make something like,"no new slaves, or slave training for X days, getting bored" or something like that?

- It wouldn’t be too harsh at all. Just a bit of a poke to encourage that you’re business model is based around being a slaver over the leader disappearing to the coast for a week and returning with suspiciously large amounts of gold. In that case you’ve got to think that your slavers might feel that they’re surplus to requirements :D

Anonymous said: I hope you're happy for taking so many hours of my life away from me lol. But playing this again; got a question about NH. Any plans on making some rival groups that we can interact with? Diplomacy, getting tribute, ect. It would be kinda cool to have rivals that push you along

Glad you’re enjoying it!

Likely yes. There’s ways currently now to set up a few ways to get tribute every so often. More groups though who are more hostile than the not-witches in the marshlands or the mistress of the Ensnared Rose are sure to be a thing sooner or later.

doof-ex-machina said: Have you read the Gorean saga by John Nornan? If yes, did it influence your vision of the No Haven world? Gor explores a legal female-oriented slave system, yheah, but there are pretty close similarities with NH in regards to the numbers of ‘fodder’ and the ways of training. Anyway, me personally thinks your world is even better because magic and draenei/succubi boobs, duh.

I haven’t but I am aware of them in general.

NH is a lot more equal opportunities than Gor where males doing it to females, females doing it to males, and all possible variations of that including others like futanari and sissies are likely to happen. Still high praise indeed, thanks!

And now onto some old questions starting with one from before where I realised beginning to combine these might be a good idea.

onedrift from 2015: Trying this again...what's your coder fuel of choice? Red bull, Monster, coffee? None of the above? Soon to be bimbofied slavemakers want to know!

- Heh, totally giving my nationality away (if it wasn’t blatantly obvious already) but the fuel of choice is copious amounts of Earl Grey tea.

Anonymous from 2015: Hiya, been a fan of your work for a long time, captions and games thanks for making them, but a question regarding whorelocks revenge, is it possible to get the tangle infection and bonds of insanity? in all my time playing them I never had either I dont think.

- Not in the current version. Basically I wasn’t happy with the implementation in terms of how they were removed so I disabled them for a bit till I can sort it out… which unfortunately has lasted quite some time.

Soon as I got this No Haven update done they’re top of my list of things to sort in Whorelocks.

(Oh zogging hell. Still not done that yet... Extenuating circumstance for sure with NH taking off and WR was still in RAGS at that point, but even so)

Anonymous from 2015: This is probably a poor place to respond to your open-ended poll question, but have you looked into Twine?

- I’ve looked at Twine and when I one day get round to Rough Landing 3 it’s definitely going to be done using it, but to me it looks like an incredibly poor fit for working on No Haven.

(Oh past me why would say such a thing even if it did make a lot of sense at the time. Let’s hope that guy was wrong)

Anonymous from Q&A #1: Title image is hype, cant wait for next update. recall you mentioned that you had enchantments planed for the update after next (or something there abouts) how far ahead have you planned ahead and any spoilers for the update after this one? :D

- Why thank you! I have several pages bullet pointed of what I have planned along with what I have in my head. For stuff not in the next update I’d say not counting more slave training assignments and options and more assignments in the other areas the big bits of content outstanding are;

Way more potions. (Still do do)

Enchantment/cursing of items system. (Also still do do)

Crafting Devices. (Also, also still do do)

Ways to manage encampments when they get to large by sending slavers/slaves to new areas to provide ongoing gold/supplies along with the occasional assignment. (Oh dear, also, also still do do)

More stuff for you like going on every assignment, bad ends for some of them, more interactions, being enslaved and so on. Basically lots more sub and also some dom content for when you’re not managing the encampment. (Woo progress made! Bad ends for some assignments going on are indeed a thing. Still work to do as I do want to give Crossbones and Into the Depths the QAYL treatment sometime)

Special events that will occur every so often that will affect things be it for good and bad. This will include a way to get a lost slaver back though perhaps forever altered by their experiences. (Woo again this is done. Definitely could do with more done with)

Encampment reputation to reflect a slaver’s standing with how the other slaver’s see them. This will includes slavers becoming slaves and visa versa. (On a roll now as a great deal of this implemented)

More biomancy options and improving thanks to a multi-part assignment. There will also be other multi-part story based assignments. (Partially done and the biomancy multi-part assignment has been started)

And a bunch more basically but those are the priorities after this next update. Probably not all in the same update though.

Anonymous from Q&A #6: I would play the hell out of Paranoia set in No Haven.

- Temptation to give slavers and you conflicting secret societies and agendas rising.

Y’know like…

Dire Panthers: A mottley band of young savage orcs, amazons and trolls out to raise hell by breaking stuff, setting stuff on fire and generally being a nuisance to everyone.

The Cooperative: A dedicated group of Frozen Queen cultists out to oppose the Human Empire by working together to make things better for the common people… till you know the Queen awakens and buries all the land in eternal ice.

Mage Smashers: Magic iz like wrong an’ stuff! We smash dem in dere stupid face till dey not so smart.

Fellowship-Fel: The denizens that lurk beyond our reality and infect our dreams with tainted nightmares are our friends! We must expose ourselves to as much corruption as possible to make ourselves like them. We see no flaws in this plan whatsoever, you see the chorus of whispers in our minds entirely agrees with us.

Psion: No changes need to be made whatsoever from the original version.

Trekksters: …and I think that’s enough of that, or further evidence of why I shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near RAGS or indeed tumblr when I have my old sourcebooks nearby :D

(Also apologies to most of you who have no idea what that was about!) (This is still far too much of a good idea)

Anonymous from Q&A #17: 2/2 and another hilarious one: Your succubus slave Jaeil was not looking so hot right now so Virholen just held her close and told Jaeil that everything would be alright. Jaeil was oddly quiet everytime you looked in on them and you wonder if they have resigned themselves to their fate. Condition: 45 (Change: 20) - Will: 47 (Change: 15)

After their mistreatment Jaeil sees no reason not to only care for them self as clearly no one else will leaving them hardened and even outright cruel. usc++

- You win best bug report in ages, that is beautiful :D

Anonymous from Q&A #37: Will there be other spirit races in the game besides wisps, such as undynes, gnomes, and dryads? And finally Im new to patreon. I decided to pay for the your character teir but ask for a unique because I dont really understand it. Is the “play your character” a scenario or what? And where do I go to talk with you on what I would like for it?

- True story, I had to google undyines and for ages I couldn’t work out what you were referring too as so many of the results were of that character from Undertale :D

Undines themselves would be no, but I do have a water spirit of a kind planned. (Still do!) Gnomes no, as I’m happy with Hakh Dwarven and the various Goblins as my short races. Dryads absolutely yes, and will be one of the advanced races. See the last Q&A for more details of those.

Thank you for your support! Those options are for those that want to play a specific character that isn’t available in the standard options or design a specific slaver that you can have in your encampment. If you want to see some examples of ones others have asked for before on the playable character front then Orc Wright Raptor, Lago’Mae Scholar or Goblin Underground Potioneer would be a good ones to look at to start off with.

As for the unique slavers then pretty much any of the slavers available under Strong Right Arm/Recruiter.

How much detail you want to go into is up to you. If you want to say oh I just want a Kitsune lady who likes to pole-dance then I’d put something together for your approval, or you can go full on detailing everything about them from their art, description, traits etc. and I’ll work with you to the point I’m happy having it as an option in the game. (Note: If you want an entirely new race like the Golems you need to go for the lore tier given the significantly larger amount of work involved)

For discussing please send me a message on patreon and we can take it further from there.

One thing to bare in mind is that patreon only charges at the end of the month, and so while I’m more than willing to talk it out, if you want to me to do a lot of work on your request I’m going to need to see a pledge go through first. It sucks I know, but this is the unfortunate reality of the internet that alas trust can only go so for.

I’m always happy to discuss things though, I really am, and some people have asked to pay some of their pledge upfront via paypal to get round this which is not a problem if that’s what you want to do.

valhallaimmortan from Q&A #47: I managed to get a elven smith who makes fancy armor that is usually masterwork quality, and equipped my ‘Basher’ Squad with it, the Basher’s are all Ogre’s who I recruited and I have a alchemist who seriously creeps me out with how many petrification potions he has been pumping out. I also like the Lago'mae Scholar how now the Lizard man is using her as his new project… poor Scholar… and I got to ask is it actually possible to recruit a keldan from the keldan mission in the city?

- I love this question, absolutely adore it, and you made the patron who requested the lizardman unique really happy when I mentioned it to them. If people want to send in their favourite/amusing/interesting slavers/slaves that have resulted from generation and gameplay I might do a tumblr post series on them called ‘Tell me about your Character’.

As to the question yes she should be on the critical result.

Anonymous from Q&A #61: Silly question. For clothing and armor, what in your mind is the major difference between micro, and impractical? I can’t really visualize a difference between the two when reading armor/clothing descriptions. Scandalously short is divergent enough that it creates its own image for me. The other two seem as if they would be interchangeable, but they aren’t since there is a distinction so what is it?

- Yay silly questions are always the best questions. Okay micro is where you have outfits that are recognizable bits of clothing but it’s incredibly brief so a skirt that’s more a belt than actually trying to cover anything whatsoever and/or a bikini top so teeny-weeny that it doesn’t even cover all of the nipples. Completely impractical though is the kind of clothing beloved by a certain kind of fantasy art which just doesn’t make any kind of sense whatsoever where looking good trumps any pretension of realism, and the only way it could stay on is either with copious amounts of glue or magic being involved.

Anonymous from Q&A #66: Hello again! I’m the guy who asked about the post-slave [slaver] titles. I’m going to very respectfully push the idea that ex-slaves should get unique titles. First, I honestly think having the unique titles is cooler. It’s more interesting to send a Chosen, an Acolyte, and a Hedge-Witch on an assignment than it is to send three Slavers. It’s a rarity thing, sort of? If you get a character who qualifies for one of those things, it’s a BIG DEAL. Secondly, it already changes with jobs, so…

- Alright, alright, you’ve twisted my arm :)

That should now be included for the most recent update along with a couple of new titles so that all of the more rare traits (not counting crafting ones) should have one. Let me know if there’s any issues as while it was a fairly straightforward change I didn’t get a chance to test that particular bit.

Thanks for reading and here’s to another hundred of these.

#Q&A #meaningless milestones

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ihavenoside · 5 years

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((Just some random joke rp on disc.ord that needs to be on my blog because I can’t breathe. It’s about Connor’s 52′s date.)) @9th-in-a-line @rkmodelseries

((Connor 52 asking 51 to borrow/raid his closet, which he doesn’t have much of either.))

52: I need to borrow one of your work suits for my date. 51: okay... Why don't you go buy yourself a suit? you work at the DPD don't you? 52: your clothes are nicer than mine. PLEASE, I want to impress her! 51: ... fine. 52: oh, and I'm borrowing the car. 51: over my dead body you are. 52: that can be arranged. 51: 52, you're going to become 53 if you take my car. 52: IT'S MY CAR TOO?! 51: no, it's not. it's registered under my code. not yours and if you take it, I will report it stolen and arrest you myself. 52: you're no fun. 51: you can impress her with a taxi service. 52: fine. I'll go ask Caleb to borrow his bike. it's CoOlEr anyway. 51: by all means. try but stay away from my car. Red: (petty sibling squabbling lol.) ((I started this off so most of the time the perspective rper is now rping their own muse.))

52: -spends the last hour before his date to just stare at connor's car, contemplating- 51: -safeguarding the keys because he always has them on him-

52: -sighs, because he can't hack an old model car- 52: -calls gen- Is it possible for me to borrow your car? rkmodel: (lmao)

Caleb: ....I have a few extra helmets, just take the bike. 52: But, what if it rains???? I can't have my date be rained on! 51: your date can wear the cat ears helmet. Caleb: Then it's a cute story to tell your grandkids Red: (lol)

52: What???????? Caleb: A first date, caught in the rain? Maybe sharing your first kiss? It's romantic. Her hair and make up will be fine, and that's all that matters. 52: Rain? Romantic? Oh. I was an idiot for this date. Maybe I should just call and cancel. Say that something came up. RKModel: (lol)

Caleb: Shut up. Out of all of us I have the most dating experience. Go. If she can't accept our shared innate awkwardness then this is the time to find out, and you can move on to someone who will,. Caleb: Markus knew I was awkward the moment he looked at me and somehow still managed to find me attractive

52: But you both just kind of fell into the swing of things. I don't even have my own vehicle to take someone on a date, or my own clothes. I should stop while I'm ahead. These sort of things don't go well for me. I'll just message her, and say that one of my brother's got into an accident and that it's really important. Then, maybe she won't feel like I ditched her? Because I'm not ditching her. It's just that I don't know what I'm doing. 52: ...Maybe if Connor let me borrow his car, I can think about it on my way to her place? 52: Maybe?

Caleb: I offered my bike....Good to know it's not good enough for your steamy date. 52: .... Your bike is nice, but Connor's car is awesome. 52: Ah! I'll find another car to borrow.

Caleb: My bike is fucking rad!

52: Your bike.. is okay...

Caleb: Pull up on a bike in one of my jackets and she'll think you have a sexy bad boy side.

52: That requires so much documentation, Connor 52: Help a brother out here!

Red: (just Markus in the back round. 'fucking hell, these are my successors... and I love one of them.')

Caleb: Don't complain, I'm right about the badboy vibes, you love my leather pants.

52: She won't think I have a bad boy side! She'd probably think I'm a poser, and trying way too hard!

Caleb: Because you're already trying too hard....

52: Ah, so you agree with me that I should cancel the date?

Caleb: You want the fancy car and I offered you the bike, don't dish everything out on the first date, make her earn something -he says as he was the one who proceeded to sleep with Markus before they had any kind of real date-

51: your not guilting me into lending you my car.

52: But, I'm practically you! Let yourself borrow your car?

Caleb: he doesn't even let himself borrow a good night of sleep

51: no. I don't need to lend myself my car, ITS MY CAR. Red: (Caleb's going hard lol) RKModel: (lmaooo) 9thinaline: Sass master Caleb, Dropping truth bombs, spiting hard facts. Red: 51 doesn't have a come back yet lol

52: Neither of you are helping. Things were easier when I didn't exist. What kind of brothers are you?

Caleb: I OFFERED YOU THE BIKE!!!!

52: I DONT WANT YOUR STUPID BIKE! 52: I WANT CONNORS CAR!

Caleb: THEN DON'T ACT LIKE I'M THE ASSHOLE

52: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

51: and you're being a brat.

Caleb: I am doing everything in my power! What do you want me to do, suplex the keys off him??? Caleb: Don't. Say. yes....

52: Yes.

Caleb: I'm going to mule kick you into oblivion.

52: ???? Try me, bitchhhhh.

Markus: I stuck my dick in crazy, and I let crazy stick his dick in me. Caleb: I'm not crazy, I'm the reasonable one here. I offered my bike and helmets, which is all I can do and he's acting like I'm a bad brother!

52: Your bike is a death trap! I could have compromised with Connor by now and successfully obtained his keys from him if it wasn't for your "offer"! Markus: -facepalms-

Caleb: I guess I'll go fuck myself then since I'm such a piece of shit for offering. Caleb: Y'know what no, go fuck yourself, take a taxi!

51: you wish. I already said no.

52: -mocks- Oh, look at me! I'm big man Connor, and I have my own car that really isn't even mine, because Cyberlife bought it, and I pretty much stole it, but I won't people use it because I'm a jerk. And look at me! I'm big man Caleb, and I have my own bike, and it's super new because I totaled the other one because it's a death trap, but look, I'll still offer it for someone's date, and I'll talk about how I'm successfully dating someone else in the meantime!

Caleb: A car would also be totaled if another, larger caar barreled into it going 30 mph....but go off I guess

52: Leave me alone, Caleb.

Caleb: Have you tried dating a guy? They seem to be way less stressful... Markus: I beg to differ. Caleb: Then beg.

52: And you sound SEXIST!

Caleb: I mean...a guy has treated me better than most of the women I know...so there's that.

52: Well, good for you and you love life that I really don't care about. 52: Anything else you want to share????

Caleb: I feel like a good masturbation session would release A LOT of your tension...since you're asking what else I have to share.

52: Well, since I have the same face as you, maybe Markus could give me a handy instead? 52: What about that? 52: Sounds good?

Caleb: I have a few traits over you, like height, eye color, humor, not lOOKING A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH YOU UNGRAATEFUL LITTLE SHIT.

52: Those are some big fucking words coming from someone WHO FELL FOR THE FIRST GUY WHO GAVE THEM ATTENTION AFTER BEING DEVIATED! 52: Who are you to judge me, Caleb! 52: I told you to leave me alone!

Caleb: When you know you know, and clearly you don't know, Caleb: Markus and I knew, and we thoroughly enjoy ourselves because we can relax around each other, this girl has you so nervous you're tearing a family apart over a car that isn't even yours??

52: I think she's doing me a favor, because right now? This "family" sucks. Because, oh? I'm sorry? I'm sorry that I didn't come equip with a program that makes me well-prepared for dates-- or for anything else than working in law enforcement? I'm sorry that you're so much more advanced than me that you don't become nervous about things being perfect and exact? I told you, Caleb-- I didn't want your offer in the first place. This was a conversation between Connor and I, and you interrupted.

Caleb: I was trying to help you and I'm the one being attacked like I'm a bad person and I reaslly don't appreciate it. I'm trying to be a good brother and it's okay if you don't want it but don't act like I'm a bad brother for offering.... -scene: Caleb's eyes welling up because he was honestly just trying to help-

52: Whaaaat a bitch. -Reaches his hand to his ear and takes out his audio processor- RKModel: lmaooo, this is awful

51: -talks telepathically- did you forget we can talk this way? 51: but good job. have fun on your date, or lack thereof if you going to be this bull-headed.

52, to Connor: -talking telepathically- I'm blocking you, now. Bye, now~ Thanks for nothing!

#Glitch 404: Shit post not found.#this turned into a shit show lmao #Software Glitch Detected: OOC #rkmodelseries #9th in a line

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prof makes you read facts about them

The Letter A Are you available? Hahahah, I dunno. What is your age? 24. What annoys you? Too many things.

The Letter B Do you live in a big house? Kind of? But I share the space with my parents. When is your birthday? March 3rd Who is your best friend? Rhoda, but people I consider friends usually are pretty close to me and like you have friends for different things in your life so every friend is a special friend for different things.

The Letter C What’s your favorite candy? Trolli Sour Worms Who’s your crush? Dunno. When was the last time you cried? Last week because of rejection letters from companies.

The Letter D Do you daydream? Always. What’s your favorite kind of dog? Borzoi and Bull Terriers? I’m more of a cat person tho. What day of the week is it? Friday.

The Letter E How do you like your eggs? Scrambled -> same Have you ever been in the emergency room? Yes. Waiting 5 hours for a blood test result is fucking lame. What’s the easiest thing ever to do? doodling without effort. The Letter F Have you ever flown in a plane? Yes. Do you use fly swatters? No. Have you ever used a foghorn? Nope.

The Letter G Do you chew gum? No. It’s not good for my jaw. Are you a giver or a taker? Giver probably? Gotta work on that self-preservation instinct lmao. Do you like gummy candies? Depends.

The Letter H How are you? Hungry. Baby needs snack. What color is your hair? Red. What’s your favorite holiday? Halloween and Carnival because of dressing up.

The Letter I What’s your favorite ice cream? Lime, Forest Berries, Mango Have you ever ice skated? Yes, but I wish it wasn’t so full on the ice rink so I dont feel like someone is gonna run me over speeding. Do you play an instrument? I try to get better at guitar.

The Letter J What’s your favorite jelly bean brand? They are all kind of gross. Do you wear jewelry? I sometimes wear different necklaces. I would like to have rings and bracelets but then they annoy me when drawing. Do you like juice? Yeah, currant and Maracuja mostly.

The Letter K Who do you want to kill? My low self-esteem and doubts. Do you want kids? Nope nope nope Where did you go for kindergarten? Kita Spatzenhaus (sparrow house)

The Letter L Are you laid back? I’ve been told I give off that feeling even tho my mind is full of yelling parrots. Do you lie? Only if it is like blatant obvious and absurd lies. Who do you know whose name starts with L? Lea, Laura, Lillian, Leo...all girls

The Letter M Whats your favorite movie? The Incredibles ? Do you still watch Disney movies? The old ones I hold dear for sure. Do you like mangos? Yes.

The Letter N Do you have a nickname? Toni or Prof. I’ve also been called Austin because of the Austin Power movies and my hair being like that... What is your real name? Toni, Dreadlord of the Pun-universe, champion of procrastination Whats your favorite number? 9 -> same

The Letter O What’s your one wish? A job I don’t hate so I have money and can treat myself and my friends. Are you an only child? No, I have a big sister. Do you like oranges? I hate peeling them. They are ok tho.

The Letter P What one fear are you most paranoid about? People I don’t even know hating me making me an outcast of society so I have to go live in the woods because I am embarrassed? What are your pet peeves? Too many... when mom has conversations with neighbors at the door for over 10 minutes... What’s a personality trait you look for in people? Genuine kindness.

The Letter Q What’s your favorite quote? Probably dumb insiders with friends. Are you quick to judge people? Yes. Do you learn new things quickly? Depends how much interest I have in it.

The Letter R Do you think you’re always right? No, but I like to be because im a lil’ shit. Are you one to cry? None of the words in this question start with R…Always. When’s the last time you saw a rainbow? I dunno.

The Letter S Do you prefer sun or rain? rain. Do you like snow? a lot. What’s your favorite season? Autumn.

The Letter T What time is it? 12:12 am What time did you wake up? 09:10 am-ish When was the last time you slept in a tent? IDK.

The Letter U Are you wearing underwear? Yes. Underwear or boxers? Both. When did you last feel under the weather? After that walk on Wednesday.

The Letter V What’s the worst veggie? green cabbage Where do you want to go on vacation? Ireland, Egypt perhaps?? Can you play the violin? No, but I wanted to learn it with 8.

The Letter W What’s your worst habit? Scratching my scalp when nervous, bored, restless :I Where do you live? Berlin, Germany. What’s your worst fear? Loosing sight or both my hands I guess.

The Letter X Have you ever had an x-ray? Yes...? Have you seen the x-games? No. Do you own a xylophone? Not anymore.

The Letter Y Do you like the color yellow? Not really. What’s one thing you yearn for? Joobbbbb...moneeey....own apartment... a cat What did you do yesterday? Sent off some job applications.

The Letter Z Whats your zodiac sign? Pisces and Rooster. Do you believe in the zodiac? No, but I like reading about it. Favorite zoo animal? Big cats and birds.

#survey

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