#i just love spencer
Text
"Bruh, I gotta fake a masterpiece from 1633. Not only does the painting have to look identical, the materials I use have to be identical."
Leverage Redemption S01E01 The Too Many Rembrandts Job.
#leverage#leverage redemption#alec hardison#eliot spencer#harry wilson#i love this callback to the king george job where eliot gathers supplies for hardison#and hardison is still hacking history people!#i just think that harry is equally scared and impressed#and i will always love the 'pick lice off a damn cactus with his bare hands' line#oh hardison#ghostly'sgifs
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
Everyone else when they’re undercover during a con: *just standing around* *miming the actions of the job they’re supposed to be doing* “What supervisor, there’s a very valid reason I’m not doing my job, I, uh......”
Eliot freaking Spencer: Guys stop the crime for a minute I have to go deliver these pizzas. I have to plate 300 hors-d'œuvres by 7:00. Get out of my way I have to go build a house with my bare hands.
#also he almost always talks to the workers about joining a union.#i love him#Eliot Spencer is just always 0.03 seconds away from activating House Husband Mode#leverage#leverage redemption#eliot spencer
13K notes
·
View notes
Text
Spencer Reid is just an awkward little guy and i love him. (i can’t stop drawing him)
#spencer reid#spencer reid fanart#criminal minds#criminal minds fanart#artists on tumblr#artwork#bau team#derek morgan#penelope garcia#aaron hotchner#emily prentiss#david rossi#jason gideon#elle greenaway#he’s just a little guy#i love him#he deserves the world#:]#that awkward smile when you make eye contact#doodle#matthew gray gubler#mgg
591 notes
·
View notes
Text
Yall remember that one Psych episode where that expensive ring was stolen and Shawn really wanted the case? And Chief told him to solve this case about stolen hs computers? And he literally opened the file and figured it out and started casually explaining using logical evidence and then Gus elbowed him and he was like "the vIbEs" and he was RIGHT?
434 notes
·
View notes
Text
"I could fix him"
NO YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED FIXING!! He needs love :( so so so much love and care and someone to treat him tenderly like he's the only thing that matters in the world
#star child speaks#star child is very gay#for spencer reid#i could be that somebody#just saying#spencer reid#criminal minds#spencer reid criminal minds#criminal minds x reader#criminal minds x you#dr spencer reid#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid x reader#im mentally unwell#matthew gray gubler#mgg#i love him your honor#hes just a little guy#and HE DOESNT NEED TO BE FIXED GOD DAMN IT
713 notes
·
View notes
Text
in the lonely hearts club job leverage asks the question "does romantic love exist?" and answers it by having eliot buy parker a venus fly trap on hardison's behalf, expecting no recognition and revealing eliot remembers a throwaway comment parker made on their second job together.
we all know this.
but was anybody going to tell me hardison already had a browser window open looking for restaurants to buy eliot in portland in response at the start of the episode immediately after that? or was i supposed to figure it out on a rewatch all by myself?!
#leverage#leverage ot3#eliot spencer#eliot#hardison#alec hardison#parker#ot3#leverage posting#jam posts#AND TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR. I *CALLED* THE BREW PUB AS A RESPONSE TO THE VENUS FLY TRAP IN MY NOTES. THE PHYSICAL NOTES I TAKE#WHENEVER I WATCH LEVERAGE. I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THIS IMMEDIATE#my notes literally go girls/boys night out job 'parker is the only one playing 4d relationship chess so far. when does hardison join in &#what makes parker sure enough to push eliot more or is it just inevitable eliot's a part of the relationship conversation p&h have btween#seasons?' and then the lonely hearts job immediately afterwards is like. romantiv love exists. look at this very meaningful gesture eliot#made on hardison's behalf. answering the how does hardison clue in and what makes p&h confident enough to push question at the exact same#time. and then in the gold job. 'portland restaurants'. being searched. i swear to god.
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
JJ: do you remember that friend of mine? When you met him he was incredibly high at his job and kept going AWOL for no reason whatsoever and he was also very abrasive and standoffish?
Will: yeah?
JJ: can he be Henry’s godfather? <3
Will: I thought you’d never ask :)
#I love how Will saw how much of a mess Spencer was#and was just like sure okay I guess I love him#incorrect quote#criminal minds#spencer reid#jj#jennifer jareau#will lamontagne
299 notes
·
View notes
Text
This is the funniest fucking flex in nerd history.
#´we are not statitics Spencer´ ´Bet!´#criminal minds#spencer reid#btw off topic but I just watched an season 13 episode where he is wearing the exact same fit minus the tie#almost 10 years later#we love a man of habits
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
woah check it out I do backgrounds??? this is really messy but this shot was too fun not to redraw
grungy reference photo under the read more
#i spent a while on this and im just noticing the lighting is kind of funky#whatever#anyways i ADORE this episode#season 6 episode 11 btw#it was amazinf#i love any of the reference episodes#also the little sleepover they had with lassie was cute#psych#psych fanart#shawn spencer#burton guster#my art
201 notes
·
View notes
Text
im in my spencer reid is a disney princess that i need to protect at all costs era
#look at how pretty he is#i just want to put him in my pocket and stroke his hair#IM STILL ON MY EDDIE IS A DISNEY PRINCESS#spencer reid#i love him sweet sweet boy
216 notes
·
View notes
Text
A/N: There's a trend on tiktok where men are saying how after they started... uh... doing hardcore cunnilingus... their beards started to turn orange. so.... bearded spencer with a girlfriend he likes to treat right?
cw: slightly NSFW, not recommended for minors!
Spencer is a man you could describe as "raggedy". Hair always dishelved, tie slightly crooked, pants that don't ever quite fit him as they should. You never cared, and neither did he, because everything else made up for it. Your boyfriend was hot, and after he decided to let his beard grow a bit, he was hotter, if possible.
Of course, using your girlfriend privileges, meant you got to use his new attractiveness to your convenience, and boy, was it going great. People at the office began to notice him being more relaxed and even focused. They had started to pay closer attention to Spencer and how his demeanor changed. Sure, they didn't exactly know what you did to him, and no one dared to ask, but they were sure it had to be sexual in nature. No one could be that happy out of the blue.
It wasn't until one day where Luke noticed something a little off about his friend that the conversation finally arose. "Whoa, whoa, slow down Reid." he said, his hand pressing against the doctor's chest to stop him from walking any futher. JJ, Tara, and Penelope, who was visiting the bullpen, gathered around them with curiosity.
"What? What's wrong?" he asked, confusion written all over his face.
"What's that on your beard?" Luke teased with a bright and playful smile.
"What's what on my beard?" Spencer continued to be unable to understand the situation around him. However, he noticed how his female coworkers seemed to lean closer, trying to get a detailed look of his face.
Without much space for them to move, due to Spencer having a file on his hands, Luke decided to open a wide path and removed the document from him.
"You're right, Luke," JJ started to observe "it kind of looks like orange hairs on his beard?"
"You gotta have that looked at, boy genius, could be a bad sign." Penelope made a concerned remak.
"Could be because of the stress" Tara added.
"Nah!" Luke blurted out with a loud laugh "If anything, it's just proof that he's less stressed, or rather, that that girlfriend of his is way less stressed." he continued to chuckle as he spoke.
"How do you mean?" Reid asked, still unsure of the insinuation his friend was making.
"Did you know, ladies, that vaginal PH can bleach almost anything? from underwear to facial hair if the exposure is constant enough." he made sure to stare right into Spencer's eyes as he spoke, the smug, cheeky smile never leaving his face.
There was a collective and teasing 'ooooooooh' coming out from every girl around him, and Spencer could feel how the red tint began to spread from the base of his neck towards his face.
"That's my girl, always putting herself first!" Tara exclaimed with a laugh of her own.
"I didn't know you had it in you, Spence, good for you." JJ added as she squeezed her friend's arm.
"She's so lucky." Penelope grunted.
Luke's shitty grin disappeared from his face the moment Reid laid sharp daggers on him coming directly from his eyes. His hands darted to aggressively snatch the file back from his partner's "Decoloration of the facial hair can be due to genetic mutations or overexposure to the sun, so get your facts straight before you start talking nonsense." he said with a clearly pissed-off tone before he bolted off somewhere else.
Behind him he could still hear laughs and giggles, and they didn't help the still present crimson color of his face. His anger hadn't been because they were disrespecting you, you were well aware they could tease you like that, but rather because he felt seen through. Regardless of the wrong hypotesis, Luke had been correct. Ever since he grew out his beard, he was kept on a fluid-based diet. Your fluids, mostly.
#blurb: mine#blurb: spencer#blurb: criminal minds#PLEASE I GOT THIS IDEA OUT OF A SUDDEN FROM A TIKTOK AND I JUST HAD TO WRITE IT#love you spence <3#criminal minds#spencer reid#spencer reid fanfic#spencer reid fan fic#spencer reid x you#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid/reader#criminal minds fanfic#criminal minds fanfiction
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Always ensure your resident hitter receives adequate enrichment to fulfil his needs.
Leverage S04E10 The Queen's Gambit Job.
Bonus:
#leverage#eliot spencer#alec hardison#sophie devereaux#I love how hardison knows EXACTLY what eliot needs to make him feel better#like yeah he's worried and then amused but really he's just there for his buddy#two halves of an ot3#always ensure your domesticated hitter receives adequate enrichment#ghostly'sgifs
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
poor spencer he falls for anyone who shows him a bit of attention... he's just like me
#he's just like me fr#spencer reid#criminal minds#doctor spencer reid#mgg#matthew gray gubler#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x you#spencer reid x yn#spencer reid smut#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid x reader smut#oh no#I'm sorry but i love him
276 notes
·
View notes
Text
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I JUST WENT TO MY LOCAL HOT TOPIC THAT I'VE BEEN GOING TO FOR LIKE. 5 OR 6 YEARS NOW RIGHT??
I GOT SOME MCR STUFF BECAUSE. OF COURSE. IF YOU'VE SEEN MY RECENT POSTING HABITS YOU KNOW. THE BRAINROT IS REAL
I WAS TALKING WITH THE CASHIER ABOUT THEM BECAUSE HE WAS ALSO A FAN AND HE FUCKING SAYS "you wanna know a fun fact? this is the hot topic the lead singer used to work at! :D"
FUCKING WHAT
GERARD WAY USED TO WORK AT MY LOCAL FUCKING HOT TOPIC?!?
AND AFTER I LEFT I LOOKED IT UP TO MAKE SURE HE WASN'T FUCKING WITH ME AND YEAH. HE WAS RIGHT. WHAT THE FUCK
SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS THIS IS LIKE. WORLD-SHATTERING INFORMATION TO ME AND HE JUST DROPPED THAT SHIT SO CASUALLY WHAT THE HELL BRO. I NEEDED TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS SOMEWHERE
#rys.txt#tw caps#caps#LIKE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??#I KNEW THEY WORKED AT A HOT TOPIC WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THAT ONE#ok. its ok i'm normal now (i'm not)#on another note. why are all hot topic employees like the nicest people on this earth. at least they are at mine#they always greet you when you walk in and ask if you need help and if you don't they leave you alone which is nice#and then when you check out they're always really chill and don't rush you and if you're buying or wearing something they also like they'll#talk about it with you#like. i know you have to be nice to people for a retail/customer service job like that but it always feels really genuine from them#same thing goes for spencer's employees too they're also like that#idk its just really nice for someone like me who's scared shitless of social interaction with strangers. it makes me way less anxious 👍#anyways. light and love everyone 💖 i'm gonna go recover from learning that information now#my chemical romance#mcr#gerard way
240 notes
·
View notes
Text
psych is actually so fucked up for the mommy issues they gave shawn. like idolizing her for so so long simply based on the fact she’s not henry (which is a whole other can of worms). she’s never in a single childhood flashback. she’s never mentioned even off-handedly. nobody calls her when shawn got shot, or really any of the other countless times shawn was hurt or in danger. like she sincerely in every sense of the word was a deadbeat and shawn refused to allow himself to see it because he had to hold on to the belief he had his mom to cling to because, again, she wasn’t his dad
#all that to say shawn is a textbook daddy’s boy no matter how much he wishes he wasn’t LOL#im sorry king you’re too similar to your dad and you spend too much time together youre your fathers son for real#I love you henry spencer but I also hate you….#I straight up just hate his mom sorryyyy madeline but. you fucking suck#madeleine*#and her being like. eh i thought you were old enough you could handle me abandoning you. LIKE HELLO? die#I could talk about spencer family drama forever and never be bored#psych#shawn spencer#madeleine spencer#henry spencer
156 notes
·
View notes
Text
jj and spence reading a magazine together they are siblings your honor
#you know he was reading slower so she could keep up#criminal minds#jj jarreau#spencer reid#when my sister would go on the family computer and i would just watch her do stuff on the internet and vice versa...same hat#and no i do NOT accept the later season plotpoint of jj being in love with spencer as canon. thank you
214 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
charlieillustration
Charlie Pryor
non-bird-nary
adorabloodthirsty Antithesis
ahmaliaa-blog
molly
cinephilegame
Cinephile LLC