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kimbapisnotsushi · 3 years

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hq characters as quotes from my discord server w/o context <3

yamamoto: "i'm not a degenerate by choice. i was born like this!"

kita: "i'm pretty passionate about my peaches."

tsukishima, to hinata: "it's okay. it happens to the best of us, and then it happens to you."

yahaba: "okay, so, what's the subtext in my and kyoutani's arguments?" watari: "homoerotic tension!"

iwaizumi: "i don't think i can afford your rates." oikawa: "aww, i'm honored you think i'm worth that much." kyoutani: "what, thirty cents?"

yaku: "i'd take care of a kenma. i don't know if i'd take care of a kuroo."

tanaka: "'y = mx + b' the curve of that ass ahahaha." ennoshita: "i'm pretty sure that's a straight line."

goshiki: "i've never experienced cheating in any relationship i've had!" kogane: "how many relationships have you had?" goshiki: "oh, you know . . . less than one."

komi: "if you want to grow taller, just drink milk." konoha: "but . . . you're short." komi: "yeah, 'cause i don't drink milk!"

kinoshita: "you have me panicking sometimes." noya: "that's the true meaning of friendship!"

tendou: "you either die a virgin or die a villain."

lev: "i honestly thought hummingbirds was a species mixed between bees and birds."

yamaguchi: "do you know all the 47 prefectures?" kageyama: "yeah, it's not like i failed geometry."

osamu: "love is that feeling you get when you eat a giant plate of onigiri."

#I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND I LOVE HQ SO I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA #i hope this made you laugh lmk your fave one if you'd like!!#sou says stuff #haikyuu #haikyuu hcs #incorrect quotes #yamamoto taketora #kita shinsuke #tsukishima kei #hinata shouyou #yahaba shigeru #watari shinji #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #kyoutani kentarou #yaku morisuke #tanaka ryuunosuke #ennoshita chikara #goshiki tsutomu #koganegawa kanji #komi haruki #konoha akinori #kinoshita hisashi #nishinoya yuu #tendou satori #haiba lev #yamaguchi tadashi #kageyama tobio #miya osamu

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