are you fluorine, iodine and neon? Cuz youre F-I-Ne (platonic periodic table rizz)
"Are you a triple bond? Because you look like alkynes of fun." (Also platonic periodic table rizz)
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Me: Oh they're gonna kiss. She's gonna kiss her on the forehead or something and it's gonna be True Love's Kiss. Like in Maleficent.
Agatha: *kisses Sophie on the lips and activates Kiss Ex Machina*
Me:
Brother: I thought it was obvious they were gonna get together the whole movie. Isn't that why you wanted to watch it?
Me: NO??? I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET BAITED????
Narrator: And so true love's kiss between BESTIES saved the day. Just gals bein pals and kissing each other with platonic love.
Me and my brother:
Agatha: *kisses Tedros*
Me and my brother:
Agatha: *but leaves him to go back home with Sophie, hand in hand into the portal*
Brother: That is straight out of Korrasami. Come on.
Me: Idk, im still confused
Rafal: *is revealed to still be alive and still very much obsessed with Sophie*
Brother: Hold on can we just look up how old they are cuz he is making me very uncomfortable--
Us:
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Trying to figure out why anyone would want Alex and Izzie together. They are super toxic together. And they dated for like a grand total of what a couple months?
Before they even slept together he cheated on her. Then they start hooking up maybe getting close to dating and she throws him over without a thought for some guy she talked to for 20 minutes a couple months before. She becomes creepily obsessed with Denny. Mourns a guy she never saw outside the hospital for weeks if not months.
Turns down Alex. Then cheats with George. Then finally circles back to Alex? Oh but wait she’s sleeping with him but having more fun with her Hallucination Denny. So she doesn’t even like Alex more than her tumor version of Denny. Although to be fair she spent more time with him than actual Denny. Then she finally figures out she has cancer and her and Alex get married and that’s supposed to be romantic?
They maybe dated for a total of 2 months. Cheated and lied and betrayed each other over and over. Chose a bunch of other people over the other. And then when Izzie is probably more than likely going to die, Alex doesn’t even ask Izzie he gets told that a wedding is already set up and it’s Izzie’s dream wedding and i guess Hallucination Denny was busy that day so suit up Alex. 
And then, in a twist that everyone saw coming, they don’t work out. Almost like marrying someone because they’re about to die is not a great foundation for a marriage. And not only do they not work out she just straight up walks out on him and leaves him with all her mountain of debt.
And people ship this?
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Bianca DeSousa & Lucas Scott
Bianca DeSousa
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: smart, great friend, funny, sweet, loyal to the people she cares for
worst quality: going after Drew while still with Alli (but it’s ovo more his fault for saying yes haha)
ship them with: Drew, Marisol
brotp them with: KC, Fiona, Clare, Marisol, Audra, etc
needs to stay away from: Katie Fucking Matlin
misc. thoughts: My angel queen <3
Lucas Scott
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them (love might be a stretch tho haha) | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: his artistic soul and despite everything, I do think he’s a good guy.
worst quality: his way with women
ship them with: Peyton
brotp them with: Nathan, Mouth, Skills, Brooke
needs to stay away from: Derek ovo, Dan
misc. thoughts: For all issues, I like him. But the way he treats women, especially Brooke, is something I am not on board with.
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the fact that Patrick Swayze admitted he was annoyed with her but also admitted there was no other woman he had chemistry like that with except for his own wife. 💀💀
Oh, did he? I didn't know that. I find screen chemistry super interesting. DD said several times that hate can look a lot like love on screen. But you also have people who didn't get along off-screen who also don't vibe on screen. It's just fascinating.
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