STOP!!! being in other countries. I wanna! Hang out >:(
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not gonna lie to you guys, having someone play with my hair would probably fix half of my problems
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i think vampires that drink from animals should be considered more unethical than ones that drink from humans. "ohhh its vegan" bitch no it isnt. youre gonna drain that poor wild deer and leave it woozy and weak to other predators? you're two steps left of a poacher. just go to your local gay bar and you can find 100s of people that would willingly sign up to being bitten if you dont mind them being a little freaky about it.
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This war has to stop. Israel is stopping aid from getting into Gaza and people are starving.
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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i just wanna thank all the gif makers on here. y'all really keep this site alive and we don't freaking deserve you. thank you for all your hard work. tumblr is nothing without you.
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
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Sorry for being insufferable about patpran, it will happen again
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MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT
Episode 7
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[everyone liked that]
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POV your flatmate calls you home for a rat funeral
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