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aegor-bamfsteel · 2 years

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I really wish Jaehaera was wife and Queen of Aegon III instead of Daenora and was alive during Blackfyre Rebellions. What would her reaction would be when Daena was passed in favour of Viserys II, as its the same thing to happen her aunt Rhaenyra(and his mother!) - would she the one who help built the friendship between Daemon and Aegor, the one who suggested the marriage of Daemon and Rohanne? Would she be disappointed in Elaena? So many things to explore imo

Killing Jaehaera off at age 10 and for Aegon to not even care was one of the most annoying parts of F&B for me. It helps undermine one of the underlying messages of the Dance; that the older generation was self-destructive and unworthy of rule, so the only ones left to build a future together were the traumatized kids…except now that Jaehaera’s dead it feels like a complete Black victory, not a Black/Green compromise stalemate like before. It also keeps the Black/Green conflict in concrete present memory, as there are still Greens around by necessity instead of the major Greens leaving court by being stupid (Unwin Peake). Apparently I’m not alone with this, because people on Reddit floated the idea of Jaehaera living to be an adult queen in the show and being an influence on the Blackfyres. Of course you’d have to give her a personality transplant—as what little we get of her calls her “a sweet, simple girl”, probably not that interested in politics or ruling, though again she was only 10—to have her make some of the decisions you’ve described.

more discussion of the AU under the cut:

Jaehaera was technically usurped herself. By the law of Andal succession, as she was Aegon II’s last remaining child, the should’ve been heiress with Aegon as her consort rather than the other way around. I could definitely see someone in that position feeling angry about Baelor annulling his marriage to Daena, essentially taking the throne away from her family that was basically obliterated in the war (because if she was disinherited despite Andal custom, why not Daena if Baelor clearly wasn’t going to sire any heirs?) due to Baelor’s hypocritical religious fervor (septons are supposed to give up all their lands and titles, so if Baelor was a Septon he should’ve gone to a sept to study, not imprison his sisters). But of course, everyone with a brain hated the Maidenvault idea.

I think any noble mother would’ve felt disappointed at her daughters for having children out of wedlock, although the circumstances were understandable (imprisoned for 10 years from tweenage/teenager to adulthood is going to take a mental toll on someone). I think with Daenaera it might’ve even been worse because Baela was her foster mother and presented her to Aegon at the Maiden’s Day Ball…only for Baela’s husband to have an affair with her youngest daughter (35 years older than she was. I’ll reiterate that in the Targ tree, several adults are grandparents before they reached 35) while Baela was alive (don’t listen to the anti Daenas. Rennifer Longwaters says point blank Alyn “lost his heart to Elaena though he was married to another”). With Jaehaera, at least the relationship wasn’t so personal (although it’s implied that Aegon II was interested in Baela), though the age gap would give any mother the creeps.

I don’t think Jaehaera would push a Daemon/Rohanne match, because Rohanne is a foreigner without militarily powerful allies to call on quickly. In OTL, the match was Aegon’s idea for a future war with Dorne. Probably a Hightower cousin would be the match she’d recommend. If she lived, I think she would’ve blocked Aegon’s claim to fathering Daemon as Daena did, thus he’d have no right to dispose of Daemon’s hand. As for Aegor, I don’t think Jaehaera being alive would change what happened to the Bracken sisters, meaning he was banished from court until Aegon’s death, and couldn’t be a childhood friend of Daemon’s. Aegor is predisposed to hate the Targaryens (for good reason), so I don’t know if he’d be willing to support yet another Targaryen branch in taking the throne, unless they were demonstrably better than the current rulers (not that it be hard)

I find it a little puzzling that some people who imagine Queen Jaehaera AUs understand that the Hightowers would feel usurped by Viserys II and want their descendant Daemon “Greenfyre” on the throne, but at the same time other people adamantly refuse to believe that the Velaryons might’ve supported Daemon for a similar reason in OTL (especially since they went from #2 house under Aegon III to …? under Aegon IV and Daeron II, who notably stacked the court with their own yes men).

It’s all a lot to imagine, for sure.

#ask #what if #jaehaera targaryen #asoiaf headcanon #first blackfyre rebellion

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dullweapons · 4 months

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mun related ⸻ asked by @puxrlunae , @ourowndemise , @sapientiiae & anon ♡

♕ ━ which fictional characters are your favorites?

my ocs #selfcentered ✨

lol but shadow link is a long term favorite character of mine since i was 12 & i would roleplay with my friend & i was married to shadow & she was married to nico from percy jackson . it was cringe but hey thats how we got ray cause i started making ocs !!! i have the canon url for shadow & my gf wants me to rp him cause he just a silly man ....... just a little dude .....

also love ganondorf <3 he my dad <3 my father figure <3 he respect woman & is stronk & cool af but nintendo hates to give him character beyond evil man :( ww was his based era & i want it back .

outside of LOZ obviously ansem seeker of darkness slaps he sexy af & daniil from pathologic . fruity prick he's so stupid i want to kiss him .

✮ ━ top three favorite muses that you’ve played?

mostly rp ocs , we obviously have ray . hes fun af & is easy to write ! also vis ( @livingecho ) but its a little harder to write her cause she is smart & i have one brain cell sometimes .

i did rp another zelda OC which i think only amber ( @/spiritmaiden ) would really remember which is Colby Greenebay . he does have an account that's duel with his dad but he's so dark as a character cause of the theme of the family is the cycle of abuse and trauma being past down through family ( @skyloftacademy ) also debate about bringing him back but HMMMMMM

i.......i dont really rp canon muses . OTL

❤ ━ do you have any crackships for your muse?

i can't fucking make them cause ill say its crack & then it becomes seriously sweet or angsty & compelling . ill jokingly say ' lol ray x hylia ' & then the IMPLICATIONS WILL COME & ILL BE MAKING SHIP ART & LAYING IN BED AT 3AM THINKING

#⸻ OOC : answered ✦ im going by the seat of my pants ˎˊ˗#(......im fucking thinking of ray x hylia now god damn it )#( anyway thank you guys for the asks <3 )

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aqqleshiqqing-archive · 2 years

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TELL US ABOUT THE CONFESSION JIL

@fishy-moirails I GOT YOU BOTH COVERED

first of all thank you for being so interested HUUEHHEUE IT MEANS ALOT 🥺🥺🥺 OTL YYWYEEURHEYRHEE OKOK STORY UNDER READ MORE!!! Bullet point styled writing my beloved

sorry if it seems like it's moving too quickly?? LMAODOAS I JUST WANTED IT TO GO TO THE PART™ AHAHSHFHHSHD there's a lot of skips shshh no I am not rewriting this draft I am winging it on one go

ALSO THIS IS VERY LONG I WARNED U AHSHSHSHDHSHDHEJJR

• tom hates christmas. always does. it was already december 23, two days before christmas

• edd knew that tom would be doing stupid stuff like wrecking havoc, burning down beautifully decorated trees, crushing presents down, that kind of stuff

• he had to think of something clever so that tom wouldn't go ruin the celebration again, it was really exhausting. he NEEDS to be distracted... by something.... or someone

• suddenly, edd had a bright idea. jesse! he had noticed by now that tom and jesse may have a thing going on with each other, but never said anything about it

• edd was the only one who noticed them first being so, subtly sweet to each other, and witnessing tom overreact over the idea of liking jesse — his stunned and red face said it all.

• edd calls up jesse on the phone. a quick wholesome small talk ensued, after a few minutes he asks her for a favor

• "anyways, can you go out with tom, tomorrow?"

• huh!??? it was completely out of the blue. edd suddenly asking jesse to... to... go out with him?? wasn't she subtle about her adoration for him?? it sounded like he knew. but she digress

• edd's reason was that "matt and I are going shopping, and tom is gonna be ..... er... lonely by himself.... uh. yeah"

• (but in reality he really was begging her to keep him distracted from becoming grinch 2.0. he's bad at making reasons)

• that was ..... a very peculiar request. isn't he an adult already? he makes him sound like ton is still a baby. what a way to degrade a man's honor like that.

• "well, I mean.... I guess I can do that, bu-" her voice slowly trailed off into silence

• "GREAT. THANK YOU. SEE YOU LATER" and then edd signs out

• jesse stood there confused, that was incredibly odd??? but no matter, she did want to try to go out with him, she just didn't know how. but now with this prompt suggested by edd, she can't just let it slide — and the most fun holiday was just in a few days

• the next step was actually asking tom to go with her.

• it's probably best she texted him about it.

• back in edd's house, tom sat on the couch minding his own business, and then his phone vibrated

• a message from jesse

• he couldn't help but, feel a little bit of excitement whenever he read that name. they rarely texted, and if they did, it was very short lived, but tom still cherished it

• still, he felt nervous because it was from her!! he was secretly admiring her too, how would you feel if you saw your crush texting you?? you'd wanna act cool even in text!!

• 'hi tom! :D' the message reads out

• he responded casually. 'heya, what's up?"

• 'its x-mas eve tomorrow, and i was wondering if you wanted to come along with me? maybe go to a mall? we can go buy presents for edd, matt and tor.d!'

• a tightness swelled on his throat. he's overthinking now

• xmas.... with her??? tom suddenly felt weird... he had huge distaste for this cheery holiday.... but with her???

• is this a date?? he felt nervous

• she didn't know about his opinion about xmas, nor does he wanna look like an asshole in front of her about it....

• he doesn't want to reject her either — he would love to go out with her anytime...

• ...

• ...maybe christmas doesn't sound so bad...

• he types out his response

• "oh sure, why not? :)"

• thank goodness did texting really mask their actual emotions and red tinted cheeks. but it's settled now

• the next day, it's December 24. edd sleeps comfortably in bed, he's murmuring by himself.

• "mhm..n... christmas eve...."

• edd suddenly shoots up from his bed, eyes wide awake

• IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.

• TOM BETTER NOT BE PREPARING HIS AMMUNITION FOR TOMORROW

• edd runs to his bedroom. he's not there

• CRAP CRAP MAYBE HE'S ALREADY DRAGGING HIS ROCKET LAUNCHER OUT

• edd runs out to the main door of the house. he's still wearing his pajamas

• as he kicks the door open. the area is covered in thick, white snow. and lo and behold — tom is idling in front of the mailbox, all dressed up

• "oh, good morning edd." tom had his hands on his pockets, his head turned back to see edd's terrified look

• edd pauses for a moment... he's going out?

• .... OHH SNAP HE ACCEPTED JESSE'S REQUEST!!!!

• edd played dumb, everything's under control now. he wiped off the nervous look off his face

• "morning tom, looks like you're going out today! where ya goin?" the smug face edd had plastered, ohh he's thriving so hard

• tom froze.

• "UH. NO, I AM JUST STANDING HERE"

• no he's not allowing edd to think he's on a date hell no he's not!!

• edd chuckles, ohh silly little boy he knows what's going on. but he'll let it slide for tom's sake

• "well, have fun standing there! I'm getting cola for breakfast" and edd walks back in, closes the door.

• tom sighs to himself. he's starting to wonder why he's here again, until a voice called to him.

• "tom, you're here!"

• that voice. in an instant his eyes quickly tries to scan for that, familiar sweet voice.

• his eyes lands on jesse, she's dressed in a fluffy jade jacket, and cute white ear warmers.

• he couldn't help but feel, soft inside. her cute stature and smile made him smile.

• "you look nice" he spoke up

• her eyes shrunk at the sweet compliment, she awkwardly twirls her hair and smiles

• "haven't worn this in a while, I'm glad you find it nice, haha" she chuckled

• she's so pretty. he thought

• ”shall we go?"

• he nodded.

• they're in a mall now, as suggested by jesse

• the interiors was filled with christmas themed decorations, a big tree stood in the center of the building, jolly music surrounded the whole place. it feels so festive and bright

• tom cringed at this sight. eugh.

• but, it doesn't feel so, so bad? compared to last time? is it because she's around?

• tom looked at her, excitement filled her eyes, they were sparkling too. she's stoked

• gosh, he could look at her all day if he could

• jesse snaps him out of his trance

• "let's go look in here! maybe there's something here that i could give to matt!"

• they're window-shopping, jesse scans every item available, she's really trying to find a gift for everyone. how thoughtful!

• tom wasn't really looking for anything special, he's just following her. he's not mad though, he's enjoying it actually.

• suddenly, he notices a rack with "mistletoes" labeled above. he stops to look at them. it look pretty.

• "ooh, mistletoes! they're really gorgeous" she notices him staring at them

• "what are these?"

• "...you don't know what are mistletoes?"

• tom shakes his head. he doesn't know. apparently hating christmas means he doesn't really know much about certain items

• "people usually like to hang mistletoes by a doorway, and if two people happen to stand on one together, they... they kiss!"

• "they kiss?"

• "yeah! it's really cute. right?"

• "huh, that's- that's cool"

• he ended up buying one after jesse finished shopping. he didn't show her though. who knows? could come in handy...

• a few hours passed, they definitely had a great time bonding with each other, and being together alone.

• it felt like they truly got to know each other more, and their feelings for each other continued to swirl more

• jesse had to excuse herself to the restroom, so tom waited out for her. her shopping bags sat next to him.

• he was minding his own business, when he hears a couple pass by with an ongoing conversation

• "it's almost 12! we should go check the fireworks later!"

• "oh? where is it?"

• "it's at the outer area of the mall, it's the perfect view to watch the night glitter!!"

• fireworks... he should take her there to end the night

• and, maybe. maybe it was time he told her the truth.

• his face warmed with red, is he really going to tell her now?

• what if it backfires?

• 'am i going to hate christmas even more if things don't go the right way?'

• his worries gets shaken off into thin air when she comes back.

• "i'm back!" she runs to him, and picks up her bags of shopped goods

• "where do you want to go next? or should we go home now?"

• "actually... i heard there's a fireworks display starting soon..." he paused, and gulped

• "... do you wanna go there?" his voice got a little shaky there.

• "i'd love to" she nodded happily

• something about the way she said it, pulled his heartstrings too hard. she would "love to".

• walking outside, there's already a couple of people waiting. some are standing, sitting, and talking to others.

• there's an unoccupied bench, they both took the seat, and waited for the show to begin

• jesse suddenly felt cold, she's shivering a little. she tried to wear her jacket thoroughly and adjusted her earmuffs, but she still continued to shake in her seat

• tom couldn't just sit there and watch her freeze.

• not even saying anything, he scooted himself closer to her, and slowly placed his arm over her side and brought her closer. she jolted at the contact and felt a little flustered.

• "you could've told me you were getting cold" he teased her. that was smooth

• she was going to comment on his smug remark, but she simply thanked him and rested closely to him.

• 'tom. now's your chance'

• time to suck it up and say it here and now

• deep breath. breathe in — out.

• "jesse, can i say something a little odd?"

• "you're odd to me already" she joked. "but go on"

• he takes a moment

• "remember when we first met?" he started

• "i really didn't think we'd become friends from there"

• "i thought i wasn't interesting enough to be your friend"

• "heck, i feel like edd, matt and to.rd combined are far more interesting than me"

• "when you asked me to go out with you today, i-.. i felt — it means a lot to me, y'know?"

• "you're really kind to me. not just me explicitly — but even to my friends, it gave me this hope that maybe not everyone is absolute garbage here."

• jesse listened closely, not saying a word

• "what i'm getting at — jesse."

• he turns to her, and holds both of her hands. oh how she was not expecting this turn of events

• "i— i, i think i like you. and i'd do anything to take that next level"

• he said it, he did it. a weight off his shoulders has been lifted. he's been harbouring these feelings for months now. he needed to tell someone.

• he stared at her intently, his lips zipped shut and nervously expects her response. holding her hands firmly.

• meanwhile, as his words escalated, she almost knew what he was going to say, and she was ready to respond back.

• "can i say something a little odd, too?" jesse replies

• his eyes widened to respond to her

• "i like you as much as you do, tom."

• "i'd love to go further with you too."

• he was speechless. she felt the same way too. there's really nothing much he could say, but he smiled, and pulled her closer for a hug, she did the same

• suddenly, loud explosions can be heard, along with bright flashes in the sky. the fireworks started now

• the sky glittered the dark night with the wonderfully synchronized explosions. it was absolutely gorgeous.

• they looked in adoration, while still holding each other. she leaned her head on his neck. she felt comfortable now, there's no use in hiding how much she wanted to be close to him now

• he, in turn also snuggles his head on her soft hair, it was the best feeling in the world.

• "merry christmas, jesse"

• he said it, what a turn of events!

• back at edd's house, the boys were also having a good time, because tom isn't doing anything stupid! loud music blasted their room as they all sung together happily

• edd started to wonder if things went well with jesse and tom, given that his friend wasn't even home yet.

• suddenly they heard door knocks — that must be tom!!

• "MATT, TO.RD!! GET THE PRESENTS" edd loudly whispered. the duo nodded and grabbed blue colored gifts and a party popper

• "okay, i'm opening the door. let's greet him in unison. got it?"

• "go on edd!" "we're ready!" the two responded

• edd swings the door open, and the boys were ready to yell

• "MERRY CHRISTMAS, TO-"

• tom fell down face first on the floor

• ????? what??????

• "tom??!" edd was confused

• "AAGHHH LOOK THERE'S BLOOD ON HIS CHEEK!" matt cried out

• tord leaned closer to inspect tom, he rolled him over to check his face. tom looked like he was smiling even if he's... unconscious?

• that's not blood.....

• ... is that a kissmark?

• "is that lipstick?" tord was confused too

• edd realizes.

• "looks like tom had a good holiday after all." edd chuckles.

#THSHHFHSBFBSJFHJSNGND FJDJGBD MANF MOH MAN IM SO CRINGE BUT IM SO FREE /POS WEAYAYHEYAYRYYAHEHAURJ #IM AAAAA AYESS RYESDBRHR #IM AT THE POINT WHERE IDC IF ITS OUT OF CHARACTER OR NOT THIS WHOLE THING IS TOO GOOD ALREADYYYYYY #tom hates christmas. jesse fixes it. she saves it while tom finally confesses LETS GOOOOOOKOOOO #no this isn't their first kiss™ it was a CHEEK kiss shes just being sweet since they finslly opened up HEHSHDHHSHDHS #SORRU IF THERE'S LIKE. TYPOS OR SMTH I JUST WANNA ANSWER THIS SO BAAAAD HHHDHSHDHDHD #AGAIN tysm for asking HEHSHEHSH 🥺💓💓💞💓💞💞♥️💞♥️🥺🥺🥺🥺 this is so canon shut up #🍀 inbox #❇️ fishy-moirails #❇️ starstruckcoffeelover #~ writing #♥️ tomjesse #long post

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madameocotillo · 2 years

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I'm in a weird place clothing-wise, and I'm honestly overwhelmed when I try to think about how to deal with it

Basically, when I was still living with my mother & in the years after that when I was working in the service industry, I spent a lot of money on wearable stuff because I love fashion and had mad disposable income. I have /a lot/ of clothing & accessories, but once I started working in a museum I had to really focus on officewear rather than street clothes when making new purchases. Couple that with a serious decrease in my income (non-art museums pay you nothing) FOLLOWED BY my weight dropping 40 lbs, I spent what clothing money I had on fast-fashion basics just to be able to wear things that actually fit me.

Now, 5 years later, my extensive closet can be broken into 4 groups:

- high fashion/formal/outright costume pieces that fit and are in good condition, but are only suitable for niche situations

- older clothing that's from before my weight loss and is in good shape, but needs extensive tailoring before I can wear it without feeling like I look a mess (smallest of the groups, but contains nearly all of my pants)

- informal clothes that are comfortable and good for daily wear, but are are stained/damaged/just plain wearing out (concerningly large group that contains most of my shirts, shorts, and underwear)

- clothes that fit and are in good shape, but this group is comprised predominantly of office wear and casual dresses. Since a lot of it isn't great for stuff like going to class/running around, I rely on the casual pieces A LOT which is causing them to wear out VERY RAPIDLY.

It's a stressful situation that has been getting worse with time, and I know it's vain but my mental well-being depends pretty heavily on looking good in public. Also I feel like a zoo animal with no enrichment when I have to wear the same "boring" staple clothes again and again, and I hate ittttttt.

I like the way I look, and I like dressing like a fancy tropical bird, and I know I know it's stupid and entitled but it drags my self-confidence down when I have to repeat the same outfits week after week after week. Either a substantial amount of money OR a substantial amount of energy and a smaller amount of money (I can sew decently well, and own all the supplies needed to make clothing) would allow me to fix this whole problem, but. My monthly income is literally $0 at the moment, and all my energy is going into the struggle of being an adult living alone while trying to keep my life moving forward.

This is mostly a vent post because i'm so frustrated about a situation that has lots of solutions, all of which seem to be out of reach right now OTL

#ohkotalks #longpost #inb4 any well meaning person suggests thrift shopping or discount stores #i am a master deal finder and haven't paid full price for 90% of my clothes since high school #hunting for good clothes like that takes up a ton of time though if you are looking for specific things #also companies have realized people like me exist and started cheaper more poorly made lines of clothing that flood stores like TJ Maxx etc #so well made basics like tshirts and pants are becoming harder and harder to find #you can have a million thin polyester tshirts for very little money but then you have the discworld boots problem

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bunny-rambles · 2 years

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i hate cyno for being another stupid polearm >:(

like come on just be anything else, I only have two good polearms and I don’t pull on the weapon banner OTL

#buns tired #he’s kind of the only character I’m interested in #the red head looks almost identical to me it’s kinda scary #so her too but only bc her kit seems nice and she looks like me #but everyone else is kind of a skip #dehya is a 4 star so I’ll most likely get her on a banner but to me she’s just #sumeru beidou #it’s just kinda lazy #and SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE REAL CAT EARS #it’s her hair #anyways #cyno best boy #idek about her kit but just dehya as a character id just beidou but in another skin #honestly same with tighnari #he’s just Sumeru albedo

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seonghwasblr-moved · 1 year

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Not to be me, but I think I might be getting into a depressive period otl. Like I haven't really felt stressed about my thesis, but it's almost over and all the stress of everything that's happened during the months I've been writing is hitting me kind of hard? Like my uncle died, Moonbin died, I had a tiny operation and now this whole thing about whatevers wrong with me being bigger than I expected. And on top of that talking about my period makes me so damn uncomfortable, but it's literally what is wrong with me, so I have to talk about it. There's no way around it and it's making me uncomfortable, but it's also like "damn you're 24 years old, you should be able to talk about periods without it being uncomfy" LIKE I KNOW THAT'S WHY I HATE THIS. I also recently realized just how young my mom was, when she died? which is stupid tbh, she's been dead for almost 17 years, why in the world is it hitting now. I hate it and I'm tired and I just need everything (my thesis) to be over so I can go and do nothing for a month. But also the stress of my thesis being done? is it good enough? what am I after this? will I even be able to find a job? who am I even? I'm tired and pretty emotional right now and I hate it

#maja talks #delete later #just needed the small rant #don't mind me i'm just depressed

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kiyokokaguya · 2 years

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Kinda dragged a Marvel character here for a verse maybe?

TW: She's just a walking trigger warning. Violence, blood mention, blood lust, swearing, the nine yards.

Anyway, her name's Lyn. She's from the Mist. Probably in her 40's or 50's by Boruto. Contract killer/Assassin. Probably uses earth style jutsu since her ability in Marvel is Molecular Matter Manipulation. (Her Marvel Equivalent is: @apocalypta-secundus )

Ages:

Part I: 21 - 23

Shippuden: 25 - 27

Blank Period: 36

New Era: 45

If you know her from where I rp Marvel, I had to nuke her age from 72 to... something manageable for Naruto OTL

Heh a theme song for her? Absolutely.

Actually there's two.

ONTO THE BULLET POINTS:

(Is this good enough to rp her here now fam?)

Name: Lyn "Sanura" Domen

She has the nickname "Sanura" which is used as a female name in Egypt... for Kitten. She's far from it. (I'm keeping that nickname.)

(She's Egyptian in Marvel... and a mutant. Originally she has blue skin. Kinda left references in her clothes. Her nail color is the lip color she has in Marvel too!)

Birthday: December 6th

Gender: Female; she/her

Orientation: Pansexual

Height: 5'7" (170.18 CM)

Weight: 145 LB (65.8 KG)

Personality/Attitude: Adventurous, ABSOLUTELY COCKY, Friendly, Wise, Wild, Bossy, can be rude, Stubborn, intelligent and will let you know it, mischievous, has bloodlust and battle fever at times. She’s akin to sandpaper with her personality.

Favourites/Likes: Sushi, Cake, Tea, Fighting, take out, a fight that’s hard to win so it actually makes her think, learning, using her brain

Most Hated/Dislikes: Certain strong smells including: Iron, certain kinds of incense, perfumes.

Weaknesses: She has the mentality that nothing can kill her which could be very well used against her. A very cocky attitude toward everything that threatens her. You could throw blood at her and cause her to cover her nose. If you threaten her family you can get right to her. Being lifted from the ground is a way to stop her jutsu. (She’s not a master tactician because most times her fists get in the way of her brain.)

Fears: “HAHA WHAT FEAR. NOTHING CAN GET ME.” (She fears death though. For real, she doesn’t want her stupid shit to end in this world) Heights, being picked up from the ground. Losing her family.

Family: Her family consists of a father and three younger brothers (they're triplets). She's the oldest of four and she treats them really well. So she's out killing, making money to support her family. She has no kids of her own. Her mother died having her triplet brothers. Father's from Suna, Mother's from Kiri.

Family: (In Age/Birth Order)

Dad: Yūdai, Earth Jutsu Specialty, Serious, stay at home dad, proud of assassin child and ninja sons. He wonders how Hideaki is of the fire aspect.

Mom: Suzu, Water Jutsu Specialty, dead but she was very kind and supportive of Lyn when she was still alive. Excited for her sons to come but died during childbirth. Yūdai named his sons.

Lyn: Earth Jutsu Specialty, Assassin, Asshole, Arrogant.

Yasu: Earth Jutsu Specialty, Actually kind of uptight but acts more himself around family, sort of chaotic like Hideaki. He’s very intelligent and seems to do well in classes.

Hideaki: Fire Jutsu Specialty, Chaotic LIL SHIT. One to crack jokes.

Ryōta: Lightning Jutsu Specialty, tends to keep to himself, a bit too shy.

She sharpens and oils the blades on her claws almost after every kill. That is unless she's got multiple on a job. The woman doesn't always depend on her jutsu, her fists clearly work just fine. Along with that claw tool of hers. So if you don't keep up with that claw's mechanical structure, there's a likelihood that one or more of them will get stuck. And you don't need that happening when you're out there on the field. She'd have knowledge of how that specific tool works and can probably upgrade it.

Lyn loses both of her arms during the Fourth Ninja War and gains prosthetics after. She makes ninja tools after the war and gives up her assassination gig. However she's always modifying the new arms she's been given. Adding ninja tools in to them, trying to find places to hide good weapons. At first there were only single blades hidden, then she figured out a way to modify her hands to add the claws she used to have when she was younger.

She loses one of her arms to Zabuza's executioner's blade while trying to deflect it with the claw's housing. It took her a while to understand "GET AWAY" being yelled at her by her friend. Lyn had to continue on; picking up a blade from a dead shinobi and using her non-dominant hand to fight with it. Kiyoko ended up healing what was left of that arm so Lyn could keep going.

Jutsu: (Earth Release)

Earthen Rising Spears - Similar to below, she's known to turn the ground into her personal battlefield... and using it against her enemies.

Rock Spear - this one is REALLY similar to her being able to use the ground as a weapon...

Rock Pillar Spears - Well well well if it isn't the rock version of what she does with metal.

Inescapable Hell - Oh is that how she's getting away with those killings... she's hiding them... hah.

Stone Prison - It's a very small windowless cell made of stone. Square room, with a roof. Can be used in combination with Rising Spears to make it an Earthen Iron Maiden.

Aaand the only water one she can do:

Hidden Mist Technique - The get the fuck outta here ability.

She's already got an AU:

Lyn "Sanura" Momochi

She is Zabuza's older sister, still plotting that one out though. Keep track of this page 👀

She works with him as a mercenary and is a ruthless bitch.

Ok she's really not that cruel... toward those working with her brother or him.

Enemies though? She's a monster.

Mercy? What's that?

In New Era she probably makes ninja tools like no tomorrow when she's older and has given up killing or does it on the side... X: Whatever brings in money...

Actually she has two AUs!

This one's simple to explain! They moved to Konoha for a better life because when her brothers were born, her mother died. This would have made it a struggle to afford anything. So moving was the best option!

Okay Four.

Demon Slayer:

A Demon Slayer who has an oddly insatiable bloodlust. She has the determination to chase a demon down and wear them out. There's also a chance she'll toy with them as well. She's no innocent lady and has taken a quite few demons out on her own. Though she's getting to the point where they're getting stronger... too strong for her to take on solo. But it would take a lot for her to admit she needs help.

Tag:

V: I’LL CHASE YOU TILL THE SUN COMES UP; THEN WHAT? QUENCH MY BLOOD LUST DEMON!; Lyn Domen

Full Metal Alchemist:

Lyn is a matter manipulating mutant who had broken through a time/space rift due to another mutant who's a demi-god. She can preform alchemy without a circle because of her ability. Though she has no way home, she'd be looking for help in Amestris with figuring out a way back to New York City.

Tag:

V: My friend warped time and space and I found a world where my powers are everywhere?; Lyn “Sanura”

TAGS:

V: TBD; Eat a claw why don't ya?; Lyn

V: Might as well be a murderous duo huh?; Lyn Momochi || Zabuza

V: They call me a genius when it comes to tools!; Lyn Momochi (Part 1 and Shippuden)

V: Of course I'm alone; all assassins are; Lyn Momochi (Blank Period and New Era)

V: My claws talk for me; I’m a living weapon!; Lyn Domen || Konoha AU

V: Sharp teeth; sharp claw; wild hair; don't care; Lyn Domen || Crack

V: Master of Mechanical Ninja tools; Lyn Domen || Akatsuki

V: I do just fine by myself; know my way around a blade and some jutsu; Lyn Domen || Part I

V: They say; pain is all in the mind. But they’re wrong; it’s all in my hands; Lyn Domen || Shippuden

V: Storm of blood; born from blood; of our fallen brothers; Thunder stilled; oaths fulfilled; now we yearn for freedom; Lyn Domen || Ninja War Tag

V: To sunset blood-red skies; tranquil after the storm; Lyn Domen || New Era

Otherwise, she's pretty damn scary lmao.

Ok... She was cute once.

Grew up to be someone dangerous.

With a lot of hair.

#AWWW HELL YEAH #I got her to fit in kinda also I HATE FEET.#She'd probably be a contracted assassin of some sort.#🎨Character art🖌#OOC: {I'm just so tired}#-finger guns- YOU CAN NINJA TOOL SOME WOLVERINE CLAWS AND CALL IT A DAY!#Question is; am I serious about rping her here?#Y'know... I don't have much of a back story to go on... so I guess if you wanna rp with her; just ask.

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merakiui · 1 year

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Because the anon who sent the ask about abandoning puppyboy Floyd broke my heart (/pos), I need to share some fluffy (read horny) brainworms I've had!!

Imagine since Floyd is already constantly all over you, grinding against you every chance he gets, you make a deal with him (pet with benefits?). He'd fuck you any chance he gets anyways, so might as well let him, you know? And you don't mind it that much anyways.

One time you're the one feeling particularly horny for once, Floyd eats you out, and he's so good at it you have to wonder if he's had practice before. Not that it matters much when he's lapping at your folds so eagerly you're melting into the mattress (or whatever surface Floyd's let you get on before going down on you). It's all so nice, your hands burying in his hair and your hips lifting up on their own to meet his hot mouth - so if you blurt out random praise, calling him a good boy/puppy, your voice coming out of its own accord... It's not exactly your fault, right?

You're not really paying attention, but Floyd's tail is wagging and he's all needy whines and pants between your legs, humping into thin air from how horny you make him. You won't mind if he fucks you silly after this, right? And you'll let him knot you, won't you? Shrimpy's always so good to him <33 (Of course, he's cumming inside but you should expect it by now!!)

-🦈 (sending it again because I think it got eaten the first time, but if it didn't then plz ignore this one!!)

OOOOO YES YES OTL since you treat him so good, he has to treat you even better!! He fucks you so stupid, until you’re sobbing at him to ease up because you’re so overstimulated and exhausted from cumming so many times. He puts you in a mating press each time, so focused and determined to knock you up nice and good. >:) if you’re taking some form of contraception (because there’s no way you wouldn’t be pregnant with how often he’s fucking you and cumming inside), he’ll soon find out and he won’t be too happy. He wants to give Shrimpy a family! Why are you preventing that? :( don’t you want a big family, too? Floyd can be sneaky when he wants to, so he’ll take your contraception and hide it, or find ways to sabotage it.

He’s always so happy when you call him a good boy. He’ll hug you so tightly even if the both of you are sweaty messes, clinging to you with his tail wagging and his dick still thrust up inside you hehe. <3 Floyd would do anything you ask, so if you want to be eaten out he’ll eagerly shove his face between your legs. If you want to be fingered, he’s already lathering his digits in saliva. If you want to be fucked a certain way or in a certain room or on a certain surface, he’ll carry you there and provide.

You’ll have to limit how often he fucks you because sometimes he gets too greedy, insisting on a quickie before you leave for some important event. As much as you hate to see him pouting (even if it is an act he’s manufactured to pull on your heartstrings), you promise him he can do whatever he wants when you get back later tonight. Promises like that usually get Floyd to back off, and he’ll eagerly wait for your return, ready to hold you to that promise. Besides, being home alone allows him the opportunity to snoop and find all of your hidden contraceptives.

You might call him a bad boy once you learn of his misbehavior, but then you’ll be too pregnant and hormonal by then. <3

#twisted chit chat #n/sfw #🦈 anon #puppyboy floyd

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thedarkestdragonknight · 5 years

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I apologize to everyone who has been waiting for RP replies or if our threads have just fallen out of existence. I also apologize to everyone who has been wanting to RP with me but I’ve been... well very unresponsive to such things as well. I’m having a bad time again... it’s that time of year sadly for me and a lot of bad brain gremlins are hitting once again, getting worse the closer to Thanksgiving/Christmas that we get.

I’m having bad anxiety and depression when it comes to RPs. I feel like I’m just shoving my characters into everyone’s stuff and ruining everything for everyone. I feel like I’m just ruining everything in general by having my characters around. My brain keeps telling me that everyone hates them or that they just the stupidest things in the world. Yeah my brain is stupid and even though I’ve been taking my medication daily, which helps, it’s still just one of those times where my brain is being self destructive.

I’ll be glad when it’s the new year... because then all of this will be done and over with. For now... I’m going to crawl off into my cave and hide for awhile.

#OOC #Mun Rambles #Ramblings of a Dragon #OOC Rambling #Blah Blah Blah depression talk #I'm being stupid I know #And my brain is being stupid #But it's not a good time of year #And I hate it #I'll get better soon hopefully #But for now I'm going to go hide for a bit #This will likely get deleted later otl

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starspatter · 5 years

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When your period comes and fucks up your motivation to do anything =)

#i was going to draw some stuff for easter but all i want to do is stay in bed ugh #at least i've got four days off to get through it #so much for being productive though #i spent the whole day just playing batman and watching animal vids lol #although tbf i never get to play the games i want to even on regular weekends since my bro always wants to play warframe #so i guess this is as good an opportunity as any to make some progress there #i need to proofread my fic too since i was planning to post another chapter soon #so much to do #and my body just wants to be lazy/sad over stupid things #can barely keep my eyes open even #otl #i hate hormones

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chijouku · 5 years

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#i mean okay it seems today is not my damn day #i got tricked in my own damn face #sometimes i hate myself #because i cant believe i cant be that nAIVE AND STUPID AT THE SAME TIME???#like i smelt it was a damn trap and still i fell completely on it #i lost like 150 dollars i am so pissed off #also i basically erased my theme by accident OTL #i had a back up but my verses are gone and i have to re-write them hhhhhhhhhhh #ALSO NOT TO MENTION THAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO MY LIST FOR TOMOROW AND THE PAGE DOESNT FUCKING LOAD #also chrome is being a real dick and i cant use it right now and i just #its just me or this is REALLY a bad day for me #ugh #i need to wake up early #i fucking hate everything right now #tbd #tw rant

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trashbatistrash · 2 years

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#I hate that like #for me #the symptoms of my anxiety is so effectively buried by my being able to distract myself in piles and piles of media #like #anxiety is so fucking paralysing #and not confronting it is just stupid effective for my goldfish memory #but the problem is still thereeeeeee #I’ve never fucking dealt with it!!#i want to start school again #but my fucking anxiety>distraction>forgetting cycle is just too fucking strong #please let me fill out my applications #please let me actually do things OTL

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sindumpster · 6 years

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Yes I know my brain is fucking with me I could probably combat it easily if I wasn't so fucking tired and doing favors and driving people places all day BUT I CAN'T IT SUCKS I HATE IT

#guess I'll die then #plz end this day for me #i cant even stop the self hate #because i dont even have the time or mental capacity kill me plz #im so fucking stupid my existence is stupid of course im full of shit and good for nothing and people should hate me for it #id love to feel good about myself but i got nothing worthwhile #fuck me honestly im just being shitty and making people worry over my stupid shit like always OTL

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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 2 years

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I never tire of your brain rots and thirsting please expand on that dorm leader Jade and Rook thing going on

... ANoNs eNABLiNG ME aND MY RoT 😳

OKAY I’M KIND OF TOO TIRED and busy with Twisted Tarot TO WRITE A LONG ASS FIC OF DORM LEADER JADE AU NOW BUT I GOT THIS REALLY STRONG CONCEPT iN MIND AND I’LL WORD VOMIT MY ROT OUT AnYWAY 😭

I hope I get more free time so I can actually write this out as a proper fic though........................... There’s just so many fun and sadistic things you could do with the concept of dorm leader Jade OTL <— this, by the way, is the position I assume when J word needs a convenient footstool

[Referencing this post!]

Imagine like... Jade is brewing some kind of underhanded scheme to steal the seat of dorm leader from Azul (because just challenging him to a fight for the seat would be boring) 😳 and you just so happen to catch Jade being suspicious as hell... Like you’re walking by his room and you hear humming/singing, so out of curiosity, you peek in and OTL IT’S THE VANESSA/HUMAN URSULA SCENE IN THE LITTLE MERMAID so I guess that would make you/us Scuttle

Jade is casually dressing for the day, but it’s like??? He somehow swiped a set of Octavinelle dorm leader clothes in his size (plus the magical staff/cane thing) and he’s trying it on in front of a vanity, all while singing/gloating... “Oh, what a lovely dorm leader I’ll make. My dear, I’ll look divine. Things are working out according to my ultimate design—”

“Soon, I’ll have that little merman and Octavinelle will be mine 🎵” as he bcksvajscshsjskebiwdbs steps onto the vanity, crushing some bottles of eel slime-based skincare under his foot... znshsvaieveienkdebkwdbkenwwm AnD HE jUST LAUghS A STUpid SEXY hOT LAUGH AS HE GAZes iNTO his reFLDctiON IN THD miRRObR???????

But UH-OH, you fucked up hard and accidentally make eye contact with J word through the mirror, and he’s instantly on you. Try as you might to scramble away, you just end up losing balance and ending up on your butt or on your back as Jade leers down with a scary smile, drowning you in the eclipse that is his shadow. djsbsjsvsusbwkeks USinG ThE DORM LEadER STAFF CAnE THING TO FORCE YOU tO MAkE EYE CONTACT WITH HIm........... LIKE GUIDinG YOUR CHiN UP WITH THE END OF Yhe cAnE............................

“Now what have we here? An uninvited guest? A Peeping Tom? Tsk, tsk. How naughty of you,” he tuts, feigning ignorance (he clearly caught you red-handed). “Fufufu. I cannot have you running amok and spilling my secrets to the entire school. I’m afraid that you, my dear, will have to be permanently silenced. Yes, I do believe a good night’s sleep with the fish will do you some good.”

ALSO ALSO ALSO 😳 Think of how hot the dynamic of the “servant” becoming the “master” is... Jade’s no longer the one being bossed around, he IS the one bossing people around......................... AnD HE’S A RAT BAstARD, yOU JUST KNOW hE’LL ABUSE THSt poWER FoR his oWN SiCK AMUSEMENT, An D YOU Won’Y Fven ReALiZE WHRN HE HAS bECAUSE He’S TOO SmArT OTL

As vice dorm leader, Jade never really had problems “getting back” at Azul in minor ways like teasing him or purposefully not helping when he is meant to, but with the powers invested in the title of dorm leader, Jade can really get the green light to be more of an asshole out in the open 😂 HE SPILLS A DRINK OR DROPS A PLATE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU AND TELLS YOU TO CLEAN IT UP AS IF HE DIDN’T JUST MAKE THAT MESS HIMSELF A SECOND AGO??? AND THEN HE WATCHES YOU CLEAN IT UP WITH A PLEASANT SMILE AnD YOU KNOW HE’A RELiSHING IN PETTY SHIT LIKE THIS BUT YOU CAN’T HUST DECK HIM IN THE FACE BECAUSE HE’S DOrM LEADER

“Beg on your hands and knees,” he tells you with a smirk, “and I might consider granting you a moment of respite.”

YOU JUST END UP BEING HIS TOY OR PLAYTHING TO ORDER AROUND AnD IT’s JUST. HNNNncFfHHHHHHHHHH GOD I HATE J WORD SO MUCH whY iS HE LIJW THIS I HATE HI S Dtupid hOT FACE AnD HIS SrUPux iF Jo nT sLImiNESS NaD HIS fuCKING Vo I CE An D hOW my SNaiTY gOES doWN Ghe TOuLEt Whe N HE

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

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Anyway! As for dorm leader Jade and dorm leader Rook dynamics 😊 xhakbsjsjshiavdkekw As I said in my original post (referenced at the start of this one), I think it’d be extremely passive aggressive. They can definitely be cordial and cooperative if they want to be, but when they disagree, it gets BAD. Lots of back-handed compliments from both sides in an effort to provoke the other, to try and make the other absolutely LOSE THEIR SHIT (think of how Rook tried to get Malleus angry enough to lash out by calling him a “monster”; similar to that).

They’re both smiley characters on the surface, but they’ve also both got their own hidden agendas, which would make every encounter dangerous in the same way that a poison might be. Silent and not very flashy, but very much able to deal damage, maybe even kill. WhAT I’ M SAyInG IS I WAnT TJEM TO TEAR EACH o. THER INTO PIEcES, THAT WOULD BE HOT 😤

#Jade Leech #Jade Leech thirst #AU #Rook Hunt #Rook Hunt thirst #notes from the writing raven #The Little Mermaid #Ursula #Scuttle #Vanessa #twisted wonderland AU #twst AU

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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 3 years

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How about B, I, L, U, V for our big boi Theo? :3c

Sure thing, bub!! Theo hcs coming right up! 💙💙💙💙

I really hope you like them!!!! :3c

Fluff ABCs Template here for requests

Body -- What is his favorite part of her body?

Do y’all have any idea how hard it is for me to answer this letter without making this horny hours.

ANYWAY losing my mind because my instinct was to respond with “her tears.” And then my brain was like. Minnie that’s not a part of the body…that’s not how any of this works…But let’s pretend for a moment like I am valid, shall we?

No cap, I die on this hill. And my answer comes in two parts. The first reason tears destroy him like nothing else is because of how much she feels for the van Gogh brothers tbh. I think Theodorus is very accustomed to their situation being seen through a lens of indifference, a kind of “oh well, what can be done ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” especially. While he may argue that he’s used to it, he’s full of shit. It hurts every time–even more so because people are being dismissive about the person he loves most in the world (other than her, of course.) He’ll be silent for the most part, usually pretty stoic if those things come up, but the way her eyes glisten with tears just undoes him. He feels stupid to be so affected, but it’s something else entirely when somebody actually gives a damn. Somehow it's harder to keep his composure under that gaze...

The second reason is more about teasing. He can’t resist getting a reaction out of her sometimes, or seeing her brought to frustrated tears. That lovely blush overtaking the tips of her ears and face, to say nothing if it happens during nsfw hours. They make her face shine, a visible manifestation of all the emotion he tries so hard to deny–to run from–that it just moves him like nothing else. Where he can't find words or proper expression, she always does. Leonardo said once that a single glance at that man and you can tell he’s in love with art. And he was right, save that that kind of passion can be found in him again in moments like this. Alone, driving her to madness and pleasure.

It’s the part of him that belongs to her, and her alone.

Injury -- How would he act if she got hurt?

Lmao call Vincent instead of Theo if you actually want anything productive to be done about it.

I’m KIDDING mostly but to be honest I think he has a hard time hiding his distress when MC is hurt. If it’s something small he’ll try to play it off as mild irritation, muttering about oblivious hondjes and how she needs to be more careful. If it’s something like a bruise or a bandaged cut–maybe she bumped into something–he’ll just clumsily try to pat the pain away. Don’t try to hide it from him either because he has eyes like a hawk and will expose you. He’ll be a dumdum but it’s really sweet because he’ll be so gentle over such a tiny wound (it always amuses Dazai so much) that all the men will have to kind of hold back laughter. They don’t mean to mock the guy but he takes it so seriously it’s a little bit funny. Vincent is so unironically proud of him for being sensitive though and it’s enough to make a girl cry TwT

If it’s a very serious injury I am sorry but you are getting nothing but probably a panic attack from him. He doesn’t really do well with even the slightest suggestion of losing a loved one, so if she breaks a bone or experiences excessive bleeding–whatever the risk may be to her life–he is fighting to stay in control of his body’s response. He’s trying so hard to be strong for her, but he can hardly breathe and his vision is a little fuzzy and did they say she would be unconscious for a few days? Needless to say he’s a bit of a mess. Ideally, Vincent would do his best to help the guy stabilize while he waits for things to improve, but it’s touch and go for a bit there.

When she wakes up, he needs as much gentleness as she does in many respects. The stress attacks and constant distress have just resulted in so much tension and exhaustion, he doesn’t even have the energy for any verbal swipes at anyone. (I was going to say “he’s just a big puppy” but the irony hit me so hard I literally couldn’t finish typing the sentence). He just really needs lots of kisses and hand holds and promises she isn’t going anywhere, completely unprompted. Not to be emo (WAKE ME UP) but he really needs to be brought back to life slowly, in a way. He’ll get better with some time and assurance that she’s going to make it, but oTL hondje please, he can only take so many heart attacks in one lifetime.

Love -- How does he show her he loves her?

He does not.

I’m KIDDING but I stand by the fact that he’s more of a show than tell type of guy. He has a really, really hard time verbalizing everything that he feels, so I think the person he loves would ideally have to keep that in mind. He’s lowkey but very classy, imo. Gets surprise flowers every once in a while, buys groceries after work all the time if she needs things at home, always reliable with taking care of their finances (and in general). I feel like the thing about Theodorus is that he’s the quiet romantic; he won’t smooth talk or endlessly go on about love, but when she needs him? He’s there. Come hell or high water. When things are hard, when things feel impossible, when life just feels like one slap in the face after another–he’s warm and there and steady, leading her by the hand.

He's very proactive about just about anything other than expressing his feelings directly, so write that down--

Upset --How does he act when she's upset?

LMFAO catch him crashing at Vincent’s place tonight, no thanks murderous hondje ain’t it for me, sorry sweaty.

All jokes aside, I think he’s the type of guy who just has no idea how to handle it. I mean she’s the one that’s usually pretty stable emotionally, so when she isn’t it tends to be a big deal–the cause of her foul mood has got to be sizable. While he may be stymied upfront, will most likely go after the root cause of her distress and kill it with a hammer when her back is turned. Nobody upsets his hondje (unless it’s him) and gets away with it. The man has two modes: kill and more kill, and so he uses the second one as necessary in these situations.

That being said, it doesn't mean he's completely bereft of sensitivity. If it's a more sorrowful kind of upset, he'll try to make time for a lot of cuddling and pampering. Get her things she likes to eat/drink, rub her back gently, put on a movie she likes (even if it's boring to him). He hopes that some care and a few little distractions will be enough to calm her soon. He loves his hondje best when she's smiling, after all ùwú

Vaunt -- What is he proud of? Does he like to show her off?

Oh my goddddddd. Bih. If this man suffers from a cardinal sin, it’s pride I swear. Even if he’s Mr. Bad Mood Stink Face he will literally never say a bad word about her. There are so many people convinced he’s deadass got some kind of disorder because he has scary face, but also looks so delighted at the same time it's terrifying. Gets all puffed up about what a hard worker she is, how talented, how he couldn’t have done any of this without her. Even when he’s roaring drunk, now he just rambles on and cries about how much he loves her and Vincent and it’s beyond hilarious. Would throw down for her, would die for her, would steal a clown’s balloon for her–you name it.

She can do absolutely no wrong, so write that down.

Has a love hate relationship with showing her off (in the more blatant way) though because. Homewrecking. Does she look lovely in that dress? Undoubtedly so. If he sees one more gross lustful/covetous gaze directed at her though, he’s just gonna leave with her in tow. (He would throw hands but she doesn't like that.) Y’all know the whole Lord of The Rings’ “My p r e c i o u s” thing? That’s his vibe LMFAO. Depending on his mood he will either be like "hell yeah that's my wife you jealous bih, I'm the luckiest guy ever ik now buzz off" or he will just get more and more lowkey steamed until they leave.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp theo #ikevamp theodorus #ikevamp fluff #ikevamp headcanons #ikevamp fluff headcanons #yall i laughed so much writing these this disaster fk kills me #the way he is just so #no💙#he's literally just that friend where you ask them to do smth #he says no #and then does it immediately #an angy legend we stan #pls enjoy all you theo thirsters #and ty for the request sweetums!!!! welcome anytime~#rambles #not incorrect quotes

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