dont.. dont chat to me.

i am so obsessed with how like. taken as read the ot3 are at this point. like on the one hand it feels like they've been building up to this for ages but on the other hand it kind of feels like i blinked and we skipped right past some Major Turning Point where everything got spelled out and we're just already in firmly Established Relationship-land. obviously tarvek is too well-protected for anyone to assassinate openly, look how angry his boyfriend and girlfriend are at the idea of anyone threatening him. at this point i'm half-convinced agatha's just going to refer to her boyfriends in passing to someone else and no one's even going to comment on it until van finds out twenty pages later and immediately starts making everyone pay up

horknee aki hcs pretty please?

as in aki when he gets horny?

in general, his drive is pretty average, not too high and not too low. though most of the time, he prefers to wait for you to make a move. he can be as patient or immediate as you need him to be. he can wait weeks if you just aren't ready or fuck you every day if you need that to be satisfied.

but when aki gets needy, he gets really needy, and he isn't exactly subtle about it either. the moment you give him an opportunity, the second you pull him aside and start whispering sweet nothings into his ears, he isn't able to hold back — he'll start leaving the faintest kisses down your neck, his breath warm on your skin, he'll squeeze your hands, softly mumble and admit, I've needed you so much.

he's stripping you from your clothes and kissing you with an urgency you aren't at all used to. his movements are sloppy and desperate, way clumsier than normal, and he needs his hands and his lips on you at all times: his hands on your thighs, your waist, your chest, lips on your neck, your forehead, your own lips. he never stops telling you how good you feel and how much he loves you, not until his voice is sore.

@purplemageddom love your guy... the ringo

(Hope you don't mind fanart! Sorry if I got some parts wrong)

Beware silly doodles under cut I warned you

The important question... can they cowboy

Excuse me???? Where is Boba?? Why isn't he here watching his nephew be sworn in as an actual Mandalorian? Did the invitation get lost in the sand?

Careful.. he bites ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ

I absolutely adore how you draw rito and especially Revali! I still can’t get enough of him no matter how much time has passed. I know it’s been a while since you last posted—be it because of life or art block, or both—but I still will offer you my sincerest gratification for the artwork you have deemed worthy enough for us to see! I hope the Rito in Tears of the Kingdom provide us with the same kind of “inspiration” (brain-rot) as in BotW. Even if Revali probably doesn’t make a big appearance; and possibly even Harth as well 😩

this was 😭 so nice to come back to HWUEUFHEJEEHEB THANK YOU 🥹 revali may not be in totk but hey at least harth is ‼️‼️ I have. bigger issues with another particular rito that isn't in totk though 😒

sorry all I could provide was a messy sketch ‼️ idk it probably has to do with reagan 🤥

spoken word poetry is a religion and my gods are blythe baird, phil kaye, andrea gibson, sabrina benaim, kait rokowski, olivia gatwood and most other performers on button poetry. i love and respect them so much. fuck concerts if i ever get to see these people performing in person i’d cry so hard i love them so much of course they’re on youtube and here are some of my favourites on spotify

Malewife Katsuki? Yes or no?

Absolutely malewife Katsuki. You think he wouldn't cook and clean even if you were the one at home? WRONG. Those are his jobs, no ifs, ands OR buts!!! Probably even gets fussy when you try to take over for him... not that he doesn't like your cooking or thinks you're bad at cleaning, but why should you bother to when he's RIGHT THERE!!!

Give him the sponge, y/n. Give him the sponge.

(No, but... his mom definitely made him clean with her when he was younger, and I can see his dad as doing a lot of the cooking too, so he probably picked up both things very naturally to the point where they're now both very inherent to him.)

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(read my househusband!Bakugo drabble here!)

The reality is that I FOLD SO EASILY

i love remembering things from media i used to be obsessed with and going oh. THAT'S why i am the way i am.

feels a little early to start in on the 'anyone who expresses displeasure with the mainstream Democratic party and/or the US voting system as a whole is a Russian troll or fascist psyop' discourse, but hey. spring has sprung!

Seon Ho's fucking face when he learned Hwi was alive i can't do this shit anymore

Flashback to the one time in freshman English it was literally freshman baby me fighting for my life in a classroom debate against literally EVEYRONE including my fucking TEACHER about me being pro choice, and that I believe abortion should be a protected right for every woman, that we have no right to make decisions for others or to try and control womens bodies

Me thinks the anons in confessional blogs need to learn how to have more fun in fandom

went to a crafts show this afternoon and among some great art booths was this artist selling... carved(?) mineral/stone figures. some were little animals, but then there was the Jade Wizard Owl (where's 200 money when you need it), and mixed mineral dragon heads.... and there were also rose quartz Darth Vaders and an onyx Hello Kitty and a jasper Psyduck.

impeccable vibes, in other words.

but i think the best part was the stall runner/artist herself, because she was oscillating with fantastic frequency between pitching the little guys based on Qualities Of Crystals ("oooh, good eye, rose quartz is great for [insert apparent vibes here]!") and hawking her wares based off of Oh Man You Would Love This Weird Lil Guy ("did you see the skull over there, with the snake? and I've got a jade wizard hat right there-") based off of her read on each person looking around her booth.

once someone between us stepped away, she switched mid-sentence from pitching me on the qualities of rose quartz to Have You Seen My Other Wizard Guys.