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hobgayblin · 4 years

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Oh well I meant mostly fo related because of the blogs theme but you can join in with anything else. For example I cannot stand most Jhin pairs specially the straight ones

YEAH. YEAH MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. every ship thats jhin/a woman is a bad ship actually. while I’m not smart enough to say if he’s explicitly coded or not he reads as SO SO gay from him mannerisms and how he talks in my professional homosexual opinion. Even if I wasnt in love w/ him I still think he reads as gay tbqh

Plus the basis for every jhin/woman ship I’ve seen is SO boring. like w/ s*na its bc of that one throwaway line she has abt the autographs which is supposed to be HaHa Funny Joke About Jhin and 4, and also bc he has lines abt her and stuff but he also VERY explicitly wants to kill her so I’m... :/ w/ j*nx its bc theyre both batshit insane (in different and very conflicting ways). also jhin is a lot older than her which isnt like a problem, bc shes an adult, but I’m still like.... :/ this man is almost 40 and very mature hes NOT gonna be interested in an annoying 21 year old. and w/ n*mi its because..............???????? idk i think shes a good support for him but otherwise i have NO idea where that one came from but its SO popular.

I honestly don’t like any of the m/m ships with jhin either. I don’t rly mind any of them except jhin/k*yn which I don’t like. jhin/z*d im fine with seeing but also their backstories are both about them actively trying to kill each other so its not like. great. but they also have the most basis for a ship so i understand why ppl ship them. I’ve also seen some jhin/thresh which I THINK comes from their rivalry w/ the dark cosmic skins and thats the only one I’m like. ok cool nice thats neat. two awful men I love together. I don’t hate it but i still dont particularly ship it

god I rly spent 3 paragraphs on jhin huh. anyway heres a sparknotes of my thoughts w/ my other boys:

Every Sylas ship I’ve seen sucks except Sylas/S*tt which is like. out of nowhere and while I hate shipping men just bc theyre both conventionally attractive.... I just think theyre neat :) Sylas/L*x is the bane of my existence tho and I could go on forever abt why I hate it but this post is already gonna be long as hell sdghfkds

I haven’t seen a lot of Thresh ships aside from thresh/l*cian(and/or s*nna) and thresh/k*lista both of which I hate. I HAVE seen thresh/k*rthus and thresh/h*carim (or all 3 of them together) and I ADORE that shit whether its ship or not its so good honestly. death husbands ! w8 also I forgot abt thresh/ahr* which I also fucking hate fuck you spirit blossom for making that a thing

Pyke ships are almost NONEXISTANT from what I’ve seen which is both good for me and >:/ why arent yall shipping him w/ people hes sexy. except from maybe pyke/ill*oi which I love them being friends but I dont like the ship simply bc that giant woman belongs to the lesbians. TBF theres not a lot of people To ship him with tho except like. g*ngplank and MF but they’re absolutely on his Hit List and also MF isnt an option actually bc he only likes dude ass :/ MAYBE could throw him into the Graves/TF mix but Idk how well that would work out.... WOULD be sexy tho. 3 husbands in one :) WAIT HOLD ON I LIED I FORGOT ABT PYKE/N*UTILUS I LOVE THAT SHIP SO MUCH. scary revenants in love :)

Luckily for me 90% of the TF/Graves ship stuff is between them which obviously I love..... I love seein my two boys in love they rly should just be a canon couple already riot come on. Other ships I’ve seen include: TF/Y*suo for some reason but honestly its cute ! I like it :) sometimes graves is also thrown in there which is good too. Also TF/Ev*lynn which I DESPISE bc it just came out of their tango skins. smh its not romantic tango its gay/lesbian solidarity. Graves I never see shipped w/ anyone but TF unless its like. porn gsfghhkkskd

Also he’s not a real f/o but I’ve seen so much draven/darius it makes me wanna vomit <3 anyone that ships that needs help yall are fucking nasty and I hate you personally

TL;DR: I hate most canon/canon ships with my f/os aside from like. a couple sgdfghhksdf

#enjoy my long stream of consciousness rambling abt leeg ships #ship hate //#I should probably censor all the names but eh. I'm lazy #sorry if this shows up in any of the tags😔#also sorry str8 shippers im a mean fruit with a lot of opinions #all of which I could go much more in depth about but I will spare everyone #long post //#Anon #cackles from the den

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cherubsoda · 5 years

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1, 2, 7, 12; Dante! >;0 [Dizzy]

thank you for the ask bb! @dizzycoyote/@cowboybenoit

under the cut bc its gushy bs

1. What’s 3 things you like about your f/o?

His commitment to his family and friends! Even though Vergil’s a dickhead he’s still a ride or die bitch and that just,, says a lot about him. The way he interacts with Nero is *chef kiss*, he’s such a tough love guy and it really shows how much he cares about Nero’s safety.

His demeanor and aura. The second i saw him, i knew in an instant that i would be able to get along with him. We have the same sense of humor and both use it as a self defense mechanismI guess i kinda see myself in him in a way? He’s like,, a best friend kind of boyfriend; we’d be able to reach that tier where we can just make fun of each other and not actual get upset.

I just love that fact that he’s a huge virgin, like thats basically canon at this point i’m sorry he’s bad with women. in dmc5: before the nightmare, it’s canon that Lucia has feelings for Dante and it went right over his head (or he didn’t care?? idk dmc2 was a bad time for him). Also he drinks his respect women juice,, and I love that,,,,,,,,,

2. What’s 3 things your f/o likes about you?

this was hard i literally??? had to type this out and lie to your faces..,, yall making me a liar fr

I’m very nurturing and motherly by default and will constantly check up on him. He probably finds it annoying in the beginning, especially if I knew him during his DmC3 days, he was just a sad, punkass, that didn’t want or need help. As time progressed, he realized that i wasn’t looking down or pitying him but that was me genuinely trying to help him. He’d take it upon himself to actively be a little more open and accepting towards my advances and finds himself enjoying being pampered and babied a bit.

I’m easy-going and goofy but can be serious when I need to be. I don’t think Dante would appreciate me constantly being on his ass, considering the field of work he’s in, his diet, his bloodline, etc? We can share a few drinks and laugh, but when he needs to get something off his chest I can be attentive or crack a joke to make him feel better

He’s a bit of a basketcase, considering all the things i mentioned previously. The one thing i can truly, honestly see him liking in me (the other stuff was just bs lets be real), is that I’m understanding and accepting. It probably takes him a while to admit to me what he is and that takes a lot of trust. It’s basically ride or die from here on out, so it’s a huge step for him and myself. (look my self insert is an angel im kinda like well no shit… but thanks for telling me anyways, also i guess i should tell you that i-)

7. How do you show affection to each other?

Dante’s pretty open about wanting affection, like if he wants attention, he’ll do whatever to make me notice. Sometimes he’ll just sigh, and moan and groan like “MAN i sure wish i had a PILLOW,,,so i can take a NAP”, and me just glancing up like “…ok get over here then-” he just zooms over and rests his head in my lap or chest.

other times he’ll just wrap an arm around my shoulder. since he’s tall enough, he can come up from behind and wrap his arms around me and kiss the top or back of my head like,, dont make me headbutt you, you dork :/ but when he’s in a more serious mood, he enjoys when i hold him and pet his hair, his face in my chest or stomach while we relax.

After the first “i love you’s” it’s much easier for him to say it, and he verbalizes it when he notices when I’m feeling down or even if I look stressed, he’ll put a hand on my head and smile, saying “things will be alright as long as he’s around”

While Dante is more open about his affections, I like to save that stuff when we’re alone. I’m open to small affections like holding his sleeve or leaning my head against his shoulder in public, maybe small pecks here and there.

We tend to bicker and joke around a lot, so sometimes I’ll bump him with my hip or give his butt a little kick when im standing close enoughI am not immune to hugs. I love hugging so much they’re a lot more comforting and i just

When I see Dante,, its hugs on sight, even if its a brief hug; speaking of which,,, when we cuddle i enjoy holding hands bc i just find it intimate. His arm around my waist, spooning me, my hand over his… very good

I like touching him like not inherently sexual, just when he talks, I’ll reach out and touch his knuckles or put my hand on his arm; it’s my subtle way of saying “I’m here for you”. He’s so warm and easy going, it definitely makes me open up a lot faster, which means stupid inside jokes and dumb pining.

12. What kinds of things does your f/o say when gushing about you?

Every time we fight side by side and I say a witty one liner while kicking ass and looking cute, Dante just: (lets be real,, all my f/os)

Dante is my hype man, and Lady and Trish will get the shit end of the stick bc once he starts, there’s no stopping him. Like, anything that reminds him of me he’s like “Well, Lay-” like Dante we know, you told us this already please, i think i know too much about your girlfriend you need to cease-he does the will smith pose (you know the one) when i get a new outfit in every game,, i love him hes so goofy

im posting this now bc everyone is asleep

#ask reply #s: no sweeter innocence #self ship #self insert #dmc #lee!!!

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