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hildegardladyofbones · 2 months
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Born to be a freak about linguistics, forced to compete in a biology olympiad.
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birdricks · 5 months
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doing my anatomy study is fucking torturous bc every time i read some shit like “birds dont have a diaphragm” my brains like “hmmmm…… birdperson…..” and then i end up thinking abt him instead of studying
#it is rlly fun tho. thinking deeply abt alien (bird guy) biology all the time#ok typing this bc its fun and counts as revision.#(if i get anything wrong idgaf. this is from memory)#birds only have tiny kinda rigid lungs so they have a bunch of air sacs instead for air to flow into#and no diaphragm! so they use the intercostal muscles to breathe in and out#which r like the muscles around the ribs#but also means if u squeeze them around the middle they cant breathe#birds also have a kinda weird digestive system due to not having teeth etc#but of course bp .. does. but his diet is similar to that of seed eating birds#we dont see him eat i dont think. ?#its possible he has a mixed style of digestive system.. with a stomach like a human and gizzard like a bird#assuming he just swallows seeds whole without chewing lol#hmmm… id say its probably more likely he just has a proventriculus/gizzard combo and maybe like. a larger proventriculus than normal birds#hard to say. we dont rlly know enough abt his diet ig#altho i imagine it to be omnivorous#also smth fun is birds often swallow stones to help digest seeds. now if he chewed it probably wouldnt be necessary. but think abt it. silly#ok take this w a pinchhh of salt. but diet aside the teeth could be used simply for speech.#i vaguely remember learning abt that in language.#also he does Canonically have a cloaca ! wont go into that rn. but hmmm. much to think abt.#basiclaly bp pussy reallllll#kinda.#in the ways that matter !#oooooh what else.#ooooh. yes. birds dont have vocal chords. they have a syrinx for vocalisation#but of coursee bp can talk.#butttt there are birds that can imitate human speech. so its possible bp just uses similar techniques for speech#but it also gives him a far greater control over his voice than most … making him perfect as the lead singer :]#oh and ummm. he veryyyy likely has hollow bones. so even tho hes huge hes deceptively light. TEE HEE#ok thats it. i need to actaully revise this shit now LOL#but ooohhgghhhg. i need him.
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junipershouse · 9 months
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more ki working on a certain deep space trawler - phik of safi and plo of mother kisa, two technological linguists. tah of safi, a robotic mechanic. and sah of the great kisa space station, a real phyisicist.
phik is a representative ki with light gray skin. they wear a dark green jumpsuit over a light blue shirt, which hangs off their frame. they wear thick bands at the base of their antennae and a light yellow headdress secured at their neck. their airsac opening is pierced
plo is a 3rd type alate with dark green skin. they show slight signs of aging - freckled skin and slightly deepened eyes. they wear a dark green undershirt under a light blue jumpsuit. they, too, wear extensive jewellery - a pair of white glass bands are fitted around their antennae, and are attached to piercings on their airsac with small chains. they also have pendants hanging from their major horns/crest.
tah is a 2nd type worker with yellowy-green skin. their attire seems rather plain compared to their peers, with simple black glass bands around their tall antennae and small piercings above their eyes, ceremonial piercings giving devotion to the effigy of safiga, a six-eyed ki deity. they wear a loose fitting blue jumpsuit, and their digits are covered by safety coverings, to keep them safe when working with machines.
sah is a very elderly 2nd type drone, with heavy freckling and light mossy green skin. they wear the traditional attire of a real physicist, a long robe and a head covering, blue and adorned with yellow star markings. there is something slightly intimidating about them...
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becoming eden has become so influential to how i think abt trigun and i havent even finished reading it yet
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jessiescock · 5 days
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horrible disease (adhd) that requires me to put on some kind of background entertainment while i draw my stupid little drawings that i need to do for uni, but it’s becoming increasingly difficult to find stuff that hits the perfect spot between not too boring so that i don’t zone out and break my concentration, but also not requiring too much focus so that i can put the majority of my brain power into drawing without losing track of my background entertainment. ifuh anyone has any recommendations please make them known to me please. like yewchube channels or potcasts
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mossnodachi · 4 months
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sometimes its fun to see the sketch/starting point compared to the end, right?
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lovecrazedpup · 2 years
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#today was . good#i love him#happy vent sorta but now its gonna get a bit sad#i still get scared he hates me n finds me ugly n wants me to lose weight but just doesnt wanna come off as an asshole#but ngl i hate restricting so much and hearing him ask me to eat n to treat myself kindly makes it harder#and the whole ‘i promise you dont need to lose weight’ kinda hit home#im just scared i think . i just feel like hes always ready to leave me ?#so its just . if i kinda become the beauty standard then its less likely to happen#i know he sees me as ‘skinny’ but thats bc camera angles and multiple takes !!!!#and it hurts honestly knowing that he has a flatter stomach than i do :/ and yeah i kinda understand that its biology#but like idk . sometimes i have stomach rolls and sometimes im really bloated#and its like !!!!! awful . i look Obese#i dunno man :^) its like realistically i know you wont have a flat stomach constantly#but just . i know hes gonna find me repulsive#and therefore he will leave me#bc like ???? i dont have anything else even remotely good or attractive abt me . aside from the fact that im not extremely ugly#also not to be the whole ‘im crying rn’ vent post but i am kinda crying#me when postcoital dysphoria#just terrified he will leave me bc idk . things he has said#im so scared of being manipulative that i cant even rlly bring any of this whole abandonment shit up#bc its like we arent really together so he can go out and fuck other people and i cant rlly be like ‘Please Dont’#me reading through our texts tonight and seeing that he implies that we will meet and that means he wont leave me until that happens#right ???#but then remembering he also said its ok if *i* find someone irl and then he said like#‘if a 10/10 asked you on a date and stuff . you would be insane to say no’#and then was like ‘bc id say yes’#so its like fuck if someone better comes then he will leave#i just dont know what the fuck to do#bc i can tell he doesnt like saying reassuring shit#jamie.txt
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bubblegyu00 · 3 months
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OMG OMG OMG LOSER!ANTON ??!!?!
i'm sorry i just rlly love pathetic men with no self confidence at all idek
AND CAN I BE 🍡 ANON PLS ILYYY
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YESSS THATS JUST HOW I LIKE MY MEN I DONT CARE LIKE SUE MEEE
i like them turning red every time i literally look their way
AND YES YOU CAN BE 🍡 ANON PLS I USED TO BE THAT EMOJI ANON TOO 😭😭🙏🙏
loser!anton who's been silently watching you for a few years now ( not in a creepy way i swear ) and he's had the fattest crush on you since forever
loser!anton who's actually really attractive, but he kinda lurks in the shadows and stays quiet most of the time
loser!anton who freaks out so bad when you were a skirt or a crop top
loser!anton who got sat next to you in biology and can not stop fidgeting with his fingers, and can't make eye contact with you for the life of him
loser!anton who whimpers under his breath when all you did was accidentally touch his hand when you passed him a worksheet
loser!anton who freaks out and stutters when you invite him to work on the project after school at a cafe
loser!anton who basically wants to cry when he realizes that the project is done because he won't have a reason to talk to you anymore
loser!anton who is a blushing, stuttering mess when you ask him on a date !
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pumpkinsy0 · 2 months
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i hc all the shepards to have undiagnosed autism but i never talked about their (rlly never only talked about tim and angela) special interest so here it goes
tim- i can see him having a special interest in like chemistry or biology, or history to be honest w u, the reason why ppl dont see him as being autistic is 1) hes black and black ppl tend to go undiagnosed for that sorta thing lol and 2) hes doesnt fit the “stereotypical guy w autism”, it that makes sense, he doesnt rlly rant about his interest, he doesnt have his whole room decorated w his interest or anything like that, he doesnt fit that mold so ppl just think hes not autistic
curly- horror and insects, ppl dont recognize him as autistic bc once again, black ppl just tend to get misdiagnosed bc of racism and a whole bunch of stuff like that, but i will say this, if u r neurodivergent and spent time w him, youd definitely notice that he is absolutely not neurotypical, he isnt even rlly masking or anything like that, ppl just dont recognize him as being autistic bc he is black
angela- i dont have a SPECIFIC idea of what her special interest is, but i always imagined that it was something that was “stereotypically girly” bc w her she has that added obstacle of being an autistic black girl, so 1) once again black ppl not rlly recognized for being autistic bc of racism but also 2) any thing she does that she does bc shes autistic is often written off as her being a “teenage girl”, like if shes overstimulated ppl just go “oh shes just being moody, u know how teenage girls are” and when it comes to her special interest ppl are like “shes a teen girl of course shes interested in xyz” yknow???
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micahonsaturn · 5 months
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★ introduction !! ★
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Hellooo! my name is micah ! or u can call me micc i am a writer & traditional artist :3 this is not my first time posting but i just thought id make an introduction so, lets get this show on the road ! ★ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───
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◞ ★ ︉﹒micah or bea!︔ ᨳ 19 ﹕bday-may 19th! ◞ ★ . "
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ᨳ dislikes ﹕silence, and thunderstorms (dni if you make rape or gore jokes
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discoidal · 10 months
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tagged by @nymphaureate to do 15 questions, 15 mutuals!
were you named after anyone? - my grandma said i was named after a name she heard on tv once. my mom almost named me after lucifer or ayn rand but my grandparents stopped her lol
when was the last time you cried? - im a big crier it was prob like 8 hours ago
do you have kids? - im a little baby!! so no and i dont want any fuck them kids is a lifestyle
do you use sarcasm a lot? - less and less; im a recovering sarcastic bitch
what's the first thing you notice about people? - colors they're wearing. if it's smth rlly colorful OR all black i immediately notice i love it
what's your eye color? - what i call Asian Brown going on black
any special talents? - not rlly ! umm i can make good iced coffee and i write well i hope...
scary movies or happy endings? - truly such a cringe answer but BOTH!! i love both together AND separately
where you were born? - philippines born and raised and still living! swagapino nation
what are your hobbies? - in a huge reading AND writing slump so unfortunately the answer rn is bloggery and like. scrolling thru ig reels. sometimes cooking which is good! idk it's kinda dire in here ngl
have any pets? - my family has three cats! luya (named after ginger root), labanos (named after radishes), and oreo (oreo)
what sports do you play/have you played? - lame answer is scrabble cool answer is rollerskating<33 badminton for fun sometimes
how tall are you? - 4'10 and a half. like 148
favorite subject in school? - biology or english depending on the topic. history/social science consistently
dream job? - pediatrician / pediatric psychiatrist! i rlly want to get into med school man
tagging: @andromerot @whimseee @callcenterkilljoy @schmata @themeloninmelancholy @dogelovespizza @msnova-scotia @constellationof0rion @supermarketcrush @unlibrarian @mumintroll @snickeringdragon @strzygoncze @revddaughter @lichotenie
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emeraldoo · 6 months
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HEY! HEY!! LOOK AT ME!!
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LE MEH!!!
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hi, my name is bastion!! i have lots of other names im ok with tho, like bb, b, 8, shiver, weird, etc! im not ok with the nickname EM or EMERALD!
i am a zombie, jumping spider, maned wolf kin and fict kin Shiver from spl3 <3 i am also NOT a minor!!!!!! 18 yrs :•)) im also a rogue of mind!! (homestuck hoe.)
i am a trans male! i use he/xe/it prns! currently questioning my romantic attraction (pretty sure im bi-gay), but i am asexual!
i am the host in the zipties system, a did system!! some of the head mates have their own blogs, which ill tag :•)
i am audhd, gad, ocd, and a general cluster b pd haver!! i also have some delusions from ~an unkown disorder~ so! working thru some stuff still!
HERE IS MY COHOST!! please please PLEASE follow me on here bc it is my current fave social media :)))
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MY INTERESTS!!!!!!!
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SPLATOON AUGHHHHH most of my blog is splatoon....
i freaking LOVE nnsg :•3333 the anime of ALL TIME!!
SCIENCE!!!!!!! i plan on majoring in microbiology and synthetic biology but i luv ALL science!!
MUSIC/BAND!! i play euphonium and play in marching band and concert ensembles <3
i luvvv itsv and atsv and all of the spiderverse stuf!!!!!! my fave spider in spider man india btw.!
GUILD WARS 2 AIUGHHJJJHHH THE BEST EVER ACTUWLLY. PLAY IT PLAY IT RNNNN
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ALTERS!!
not all of our alters choose to make profiles, and we arent going to force them to make them. if you need to know them, just send a DM or ask
* = written by alter
BASTION (☘️): DAS ME BITCH! im the host and core of the system >:•D i am the main guy in this blog soooo ya. (he/him, xe/xem, it/its)
EM/@riddlekid (🧪): the rat. horrible terrible (/hj... i guess..!) obsessed with horrible ppl sooo. erm yeah. he is also a prosecutor.!! also second most freq fronter :•P (it/its, he/him)
JON/@just-dr (🎃): jon!! he is a protector and a fictive of jonathan crane.. he is nice :•)) he doesnt associate much with his source tho so shrugsies (he/him, they/them)
MILES (👤): i actually dont know much abt them... they do their job rlly good tho! protector n stuff.. cool! (they/them)
CORNELIUS (🩸): um... so it just split and formed prtty recently (as of 12/8/23) and i also. don't know much abt it! other than it's a fictive of cornelius stirk from batman unburied.. and a prosecutor! (it/its)
JADE (🌐): cutey patootie wolf thing! fictive of jade from homestuck andddd yeah!! cool (she/they)
KARKAT/@karkat-cornbread (🔥): fictive of karkat homestuck guy. gets very angry very fast. idk role but yeah. the amgry one ig (he/they)
* DAVE/@karkat-cornbread (🕶️): yea. is this bitch predictable or what lmfao (he/any)
* HAL/9K/@timothy-timeaus (🛑): Beep boop. Coolest splinter of Dirk. I'm also cool with the name Odyssey or 9k. (They/Them)
* EQUIUS (🐎): Yes hello I am Equius I am more active on the cohost but might still use this platform.
* TIM/@timothy-timeaus (🔗): I'm my own subsystem of splinters. I'm just a ye ol Dirk splinter.
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MY TAGGING SYSTEM!! (wip 8[)
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#emeraldo slay posting: all of my posts! that i leave words on are tagged with 8)
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DNI :•(
its not rlly. much? the only stuff i rlly care abt is jerks.. if ur a jerkkk (terf, racist, zionist, ableist, antikin, sysmed, transmed, antikink, whatever girl u git the gist....)
i don't have especially strong opinions on most discourse... slurcourse, syscourse, flagcourse, shipcourse... its kinda silly.! so um. whatever.
* (Hal writing.) Our take on pro/antiship is "It doesn't fucking matter". We aren't proship, we aren't antiship, we are just kind of shipping whatever the fuck we want. If you think it's problematic, we most likely won't care. Unless there's a genuine reason to be concerned, don't bother.
exclusionists!!!! i don't like you!!!!!!!!!!!! aphones, panphobes, biphobes, mspec gay/lesbian haters, antixenogender, anti neoprns, whatever! i do not like you at all >:•{
hp fans... you know why :•) please find a better media ..
BYE BYE!!
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itsbebebrainrotting · 4 months
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Thinking about this from a new angle
See the twins being above each other makes me think wonder if some of these (at least some) are separate conditions of specific experiments.
Cellbit and bagi, as twins, make perfect use for experiments on biology or psychology and the idea that cellbit was "issued" implies at least somewhat success while bagi being "failed" compares their results prettty interestingly. The fact that they have family history with the feds backs up this theory imo
Mouse and jaiden is a lot more of a stretch on my end. They feel like the biggest outlier.
I could see quackity and elquackity with arin and luzu being an experiment on 2 different cloning methods (tho this is spitballing to do with luzu lore on my end tbh, i dont rlly know a lot about arin) but for whatever reason the cloning experiments were deemed obsolete.
Etoiles and baghera meanwhile could definitely be to do with hybrid testing.
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elfyprincess · 11 months
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Hi! dont post this ask pls but i wanted 2 say that even though i strongly disagree with terfs on almost everything and came here with extreme predudice against u, you seem like a rlly nice person apart from the arophobia.
have a nice day and i hope u stop being an exclusionist in ur radicalness and feminism :3
Hi ! I used to be extremely supportive of gender ideology, but I became disillusioned with the trans community’s constant disrespect of women.
A woman is an adult human female. A transwoman is a male with gender dysphoria who socially and medically transitions in order to alleviate said dysphoria. If there was no difference between the two, there would be no need for the prefix “trans.”
My main criticisms of gender ideology are as follows:
1) Women deserve equal opportunities in sports. Trans identified males have no right to compete against women. Transwomen have an unfair physical advantage in sports due to their sex. They should not be stealing awards and opportunities from women.
2) Women deserve access to female-only spaces. Especially vulnerable women, like incarcerated women & women seeking help from rape crisis centers. Incarcerated women should not be forced to shower with convicted male rapists.
3) Trans identified males constantly degrade women & expect us to respect them. They say they are better than us because they have “designer coochies” and choose to conform to misogynistic female stereotypes. Women are expected to submit & accept this humiliation. If we speak out against this misogyny we are silenced & labeled transphobic. I’m tired of it. I will no longer lie to spare a man’s feelings. A woman is an adult human female. A man is an adult human male. No amount of hormones or surgery will ever turn a man into a woman.
I do not hate any individual who chooses to transition in order to alleviate gender dysphoria as long as they respect women, biology, and scientific fact. I believe legal adults should have the right to transition if they so choose. I do not believe transitioning should give you unfettered access to the opposite sex’s intimate spaces.
I do not hate “aromantics.” I believe sex should be an act of intimacy between two people who love and trust each other. I do not believe you should be having sex with someone you are not romantically interested in. I believe this is the best way to cultivate a healthy culture surrounding sex.
I hope you have a nice day as well. And I hope you can take the time to try and see my perspective on things. 🩵
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ataraxixx · 9 months
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I know me constantly hopping into your askbox is annoying but I rlly do not have anything better to do other than... math and biology work so I am here 2 ask you to rank some of my favorite ninjago tracks >:3c (if I did all of my fav tracks I wouldn't be getting my ask answered till next year LMAO)
Sensei Yang's Sacrifice
The Final Battle
Opening the Cursed Realm
Possession (the track)
Garmadon's True Potential
A Full Blooded Oni
March of the Oni (the track)
The Lost City of Ouroboros
The Upply Strike Back
Wu vs. the Crystal King
The New Warden
Nya Becomes Water (thats such a lame track title what the fuck man...)
i had to listen to most of these bc i didnt rlly remember them but heres my ranking
ranking:
11: crystal king vs wu
10: march of the oni
9: full blooded oni
8: sensei yang's sacrifice
7: the new warden
6: opening the cursed realm
5: city of ouroboros
4: the final battle
3: the upply strike back
2: possession
1: nya becomes water / garmadon's true potential (i love them both dearly i could not choose)
and ill put my deeper thoughts under the cut
ck- i fear i dont really care for this one very much even tho i do really love this fight scene so like 4/10. the choral bits are cool i guess
oni- 5/10 its ok feel similar to yang in that its just general ninjago fare
mystake- its ok its a bit short like 5/10 tbh i like the percussive bits
yang- 5/10 its ok idk very generic ninjago fare but it suits the scene its from well
warden- harumis theme included automatic 10/10 (joke) but i do like this one. sorry i just really like the s8/9 ost they always bang for real. this ones a bit more on the chill side and its not that remarkable/memorable as far as the versions of rumi's theme go so like 5/10
cursed- 6/10 its a fun track but its like weirdly dramatic for a not very dramatic fight scene which is kind of funny. ok fight track
ouroboros- 6/10 yk going thru this list i noticed a lot of these are very percussive which is fine but yk. also very short
final- 7/10 a classic but nothing crazy
upply- 8/10 really big fan of all of motm's leitmotifs and the different percussion instruments in this really help distinguish it from like. every other extremely percussive ninjago song. but the leitmotif helps a lot too its very epic and grounded.
possess- 9/10 im a violin player so im always very biased to when ninjago uses violins and i reallyyy like their use here bc its like the dark intense but contrasted with the little fiddle notes and yea. its cool its very morro-y. the back and forth between the violin and the rest of the ensemble is really fun it reminds me a lot of the danse macabre and tbh they prolly took inspiration from that seeing as its one of the most well known pieces abt the undead
garmy- 10/10 one of my absolute favorite ninjago tracks ever sorry i absolutely love the mesh of the sons of garmadon theme ( one of my favorite leitmotifs) and the garmadon family theme bc its just sooo fucking crazy and intense and it suits the scene its in so well. mega banger alert
nya- really love this one. lots of ninjago music is extremely percussive so this one is really nice bc its so Different. the slow careful treading at the beginning building up into something intense and i always rlly like nya's music bc its very different instrument wise from most of the other tracks and she has a lot more wind instruments usually but it also just focuses more on the wind + strings than the percussion which is nice. and the overarching beat done by the what i assume is bells of some sort but electronic instruments dont always sound 1:1 to real ones but yk what i mean(idk why i wrote so much abt this one but its a good track. 10/10)
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OK COLLEGE SASHISU TIME LETS GO
so i think reader + suguru meet 4 the first time after witnessing some weird ass shit on campus, n then they both look at each other cuz theyre the only other ppl in the vicinity, and BAM theyre friends !!! [also they both r studying marine biology so MORE interaction] [but the weird ass shit is what gets the ball rolling pretty much]
so theyre friends yayy !!! reader thinks suguru is the perfect boyfriend n is a little heartbroken when they learn that suguru + satoru r a thing, but they move on [no the fuck they dont theyre just really good at hiding how they feel and they end up hiding it from THEMSELVES] and through suguru + satoru they meet shoko, the sleep deprived n tired med student who they dont see much of at first
but maybe reader remembers something shoko likes n picks it up 4 her at the convenience store, bring it back home, and then BAM reader + shoko hang out way more [and reader keeps buying stuff 4 shoko bcuz theyre in LOVEEEE id do anything 4 my lovely wife mi esposa bonita]
i think reader + satoru r like magnets in the sense that they both attract IMMEDIATELY they both quote the same internet shit that suguru + shoko dont rlly get [like . mulch gang on tiktok] they both share sweet food w each other [sharing being a first 4 satoru, but i think hed share if the ppl around him would APPRECIATE the metric fuck ton of sugar in the shit he eats] n they both r TOUCHY AS FUCKKKKK [self projecting but whatever the author injects parts of themself into their writing or whatever] no but reader + satoru r so annoying w their touchyness w other ppl but w each other theyre clinging on2 eachother 4 dear life, giving each other wet kisses on the cheek, laying on each others bare stomachs, holding on2 any body part at all times, n shoving chairs 2gether 2 make a mega chair so theyre squished 2gether always
AND THEN . DISASTER STRIKES . the readers landlord sold the apartments they lived in 2 someone else and they ARENT RENEWING ANYONES LEASES so reader has 2 get out of there FAST
shoko, suguru, n satoru all live 2gether in a 4 bedroom apt so after reader texts the gc [that satoru made] abt not getting their lease renewed n after a VERY quick discussion they offer their last room 2 the reader !!!!! yay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOVING TIME w the help of 3 other ppl [not rlly, satoru just moved already packed boxes around n shouted encouragement at reader + suguru while shoko passed out on readers couch until they had 2 get rid of it since it wouldnt fit in sashisu's apartment] reader didnt mind tho bcuz they got 2 b w their very attractive and silly friends
once they move in finally, so much more of sashisu's dynamic is revealed 2 them [n reader gets slowly integrated in2 it] satosugu r an established couple n do gross couple shit like sloppy make outs IN SHOKOS ROOM . they hang out in there 2 annoy shoko but after she puts more focus on her medical textbook they end up just doing whatever the hell they want ,, shoko doesnt care that much bcuz atp shes used 2 it n reader gets used 2 it pretty fast 2 cuz they would do the same when reader still had an apt [rip readers apt u will b missed]
ANYWAY there is so much tension in that damn apartment its unreal, sometimes the touches w satoru turn awkward in a SNAP, late at night when its just reader n shoko that r awake at the dining table n the conversation lulls n suddenly shokos big brown eyes are the most beautiful things in the world, driving around w suguru 4 groceries n ending up being mistaken as a couple n the idea of what could b just ends up sitting w reader + suguru 4 the rest of the trip AND THEN WHEN UR ALL 2GETHER shoko already also has mildly romantic moments w satosugu separately n together but w reader added in2 the mix ends up w all 4 of u on the couch watching a movie n limbs r everywhere n its warm n its raining outside but ur all inside w blankets n snacks n a shitty movie but ur all w each other so its fine and then suguru makes breakfast the next morning cuz its a sunday n he needs 2 clear out the fridge 2 make room 4 the new weeks groceries
WAIT expanding on breakfast w suguru . waking up around the same time as him n u end up helping w breakfast BUT since suguru is a music nerd 2 ME . 2 ME HE IS . u end up picking out a vinyl from his collection in his room and put something on the record player in the living room [THIS . THIS ALBUM I LOVE IT SO MUCH esp go my son, desert rose, i walk in beauty, reservation blues, sehe nado yodo, n from the eagles bed] so ur both just there swaying in the kitchen n all is good in the world :3
OK . ok . enough tension they all need 2 make out NEOWWWW
i think the first time reader + satosugu kiss on the lips is when they end up looking 2 long at satosugu kissing, so satoru turns 2 reader n says some cocky shit like 'what ? u want one 2 ?' n in full seriousness reader goes 'yes.' n then satoru gets a goofy ass smile n he grants a singular kiss on the lips n then they both turn 2 suguru whos just sitting there in quiet admiration n then he goes DAMN !! theyre all looking at me . in his head n then he just leans forward n gives a firm press on the lips, holding the back of ur head, n he ends up tasting a lil of ur orange chapstick
AND THEN SHOKOO shoko ,,,,,,, theyre both in readers car, in some random parking lot waiting on take out 2 b ready, n its COLDD but shoko wants 2 smoke so she rolls the window down [a courtesy she gives 2 no one without asking other than u, suguru, satoru, n utahime] but the cold ends up coming in either way so u ask her 2 roll it up n she raises an eyebrow n blows the smoke from her previous inhale in ur general direction, and its like shoko herself crawled in2 ur lungs and nested there once u take a deep breath of the secondhand smoke in. 'are you sure ?' she asks and u nod 'yeah, dont want you to get cold' she gives u a sharp smile n puts out the half burnt cigarette n rolls the window up once shes back in the car. shoko tilts her head the way she does when she knows something you dont want her 2 know, 'now what ?' u look into her big eyes with reverence as the smoke smell lingers around you, 'i dunno, what do you want to do ?' your voice is soft, unsure, but what the two of you have been itching to do for the past few months metaphorically crashes over the car as shoko reaches her hand out to you jaw while you cup the side of her face and pull her into a gentle kiss that COULDVE been more if it werent for your damn phone pinging w a notification abt the food being ready
and then !!!!!! u all slip in2 a happy polycule, there isnt much talking required, except 4 one night at the insistence of suguru + reader bcuz u wanted 2 get boundaries straight n grievances aired n suguru wanted 2 know the general details of what was happening between u all
but after that ? GUESS WHAT . ur all in love <3 BUT . DISASTER STRIKES AGAIN . reader has 2 go the hell HOME . 2 THE USA . [probs not the us, but somewhere out of japan] cuz they ran out of days on their school visa n all 4 of u guys r abt 2 finish ur senior year of college. reader wouldve gotten a work visa, but they couldnt find a job in time
so then reader goes home after a few months of the greatest part of their life, and all 4 of u stand in a circle at the airport n everyones crying bcuz u all gave up on holding back tears after satoru started sobbing in the car on the way 2 the airport
even shoko was crying !! damn . u thought her tear ducts were all dried up from how dry her eyes were from staring at computer screens all day [u told her that 2 her face in the car once a few tears slipped away from her big brown eyes n she giggled a lil . and then started crying harder]
all of u look at each other and u end up getting glomped in2 a group hug that reeks of salt and wetness. and then ur all kissing each other. really ur getting showered w kisses on ALL sides while satoru clings on2 ur side like a big baby. eventually when u HAVE 2 go n get started on bag checks n stuff, ur all sobbing, u say i love u , they say it back, and then ur GONE . not 4ever but 4 a few months ur gone until u get a WORK VISAAA
the second everyone [minus reader] is in the car 2 go home, satoru n shoko r searching up the best way 2 get ppl in2 japan thru work visas while suguru is having a mild depression spiral in the front seat [he gets pulled out of that mess FAST]
and then more i havent decided on yet eye dee kay BUT THANK U 4 READING THIS GIANT THING im so excited 2 write it when i finish writing all of the chapters of my satosugu x reader fic which ALSO involves reader having 2 go home, but in . a different way . [not really adsgshsg] also i just realized i changed perspectives so many times writing this . what .
OK lmk what u think teehee ^_^ or not u can scream n ill take it hdjsghsb
ASHLEY. sorry for the wait but i’m finally answering this absolute gem thank you for the feast 🙏🙏
OK SO . the reason this took so long to answer was bc i genuinely don’t have anything to add i just think this is perfect 😭😭 SUCHH a cute & lovely au and it’s just perfect for sashisu :((( i love them sm!! ANYWAYY i’m just gonna comment a bit hehe. i rlly adore this so much!!!
READER AND SUGU MEETING …. both of them studying marine biology ……. that’s so Good. for some reason i’m just imagining the weird campus thing being todou walking around butt ass naked in the middle of winter 💀💀 he’s insane. i love him. AND THEN SHOKOOO OUR MED STUDENT :(( reader buying her stuff is so real and you are too ashley i also need to spoil my wife. she deserves all the treats!!!! AND SATORU . BEING SO TOUCHY. READER BEING TOUCHY RIGHT BACK. they’re cute and i love them
AND THEN MOVING INNNNN WITH THEM my actual dream btw……. that’s the sweetest roommate scenario ever ever ever. anyway THE TENSIONNN I’M SO WEAK. the pining. the slowburn of it all. small intimate touches w satoru and late nights w shoko and grocery trips w suguru…….. ANDDDD that moment when you’re all together and tangled up and everything feels so Right. I LOVE THEM. also breakfast w sugu is my favorite concept ever and him being a music lover is the realest thing ever <3333
BUT THE KISSES I CRIEDDDDDD the stsg kiss….. sugu literally being awestruck by his hot s/os. i can’t believe him. AND THE SMOKEY KISS WITH SHOKO the way i would fold instantly…… sashisu/reader polycule could save lives i think. it’s also so fitting that it’s sugu and reader who insist on making it official phdkdjdj
HELPPPP NOT THE USA 😭😭😭 jumpscare…. BUT THAT’S SOO HEARTBREAKING sashisu crying :((((((( it hurts so bad bc i don’t think any of them r the type to cry in front of others. but they just!! can’t help it!!!! AND THE KISSES OHHH THEY’RE THE CUTEST :((((( also sugu’s depression spiral…. he’s the realest
NO BUT I ADOREEEEE THIS CONCEPT i can’t wait to read it all written out whenever you post it!!!! tysm for the good food my beloved i ATE this up. 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
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