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asliceofzosan · 5 months
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i dont ship things because i want them to be canon. sometimes i think two people should kiss regardless of what canon says. they're the barbie dolls that i smash together like a deranged child with no adult supervision. canon cant hurt me. canon fears me.
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lowcallyfruity · 18 days
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ITS NOT AFAB READER YOU FUCK WAD. JUST ADD FEM READER. FUCK OFF I HATE YOU.
YOU DONT MEAN AFAB READER YOU JUST MEAN A WOMAN LIKE HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU
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notaspyyah · 6 months
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banana party???
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faggyv4mpire · 5 months
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mr toro knows how to slay
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marsixm · 3 months
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if my friends need groceries im mista chedda. if the government asks i am but a humble church mouse with a thimble and thread to his name...
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shadow-turtle-234 · 6 months
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Saying this here and now. The Loki series promotes and glorifies:
-Fascism and WW2 imagery to a scary degree
-Autogynephilia to a scary degree
-Incest to a scary degree
-Abuse to a scary degree
I am sick and tired of people trying to gaslight me for seeing the show's red fucking flags.
Block me, I don't care anymore. I am done.
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thanos-the-dad-titan · 11 months
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If I may say something about this...
ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣
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cannibal-rainbow · 2 years
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There is no such a thing as an "anti-imperialist marxist-leninist", the word you're looking for is a hypocrite. the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union and the Russian Federation have all been imperialist states.
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not 2 be angry for a minute but it was the sex workers and the black trans women and leather bound gays and butch and fem gay men and faggots and dykes and dykefags and queers and and disabled queers and gay man/lesbian couples and drag queens and transsexuals and people with multispec identities or confusing genders and weird pronouns and weird kinks and fetishes and weird labels and shit that won you your fucking rights and if you said any of the stupid exclusionist shit you bitchasses say on the internet to their face they would club you with a brick. and i think if you cant respect them and their identities or at the very least shut the fuck up about it you should never be allowed to talk about queer shit ever again. thank you for coming to my tedtalk 
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bloodpen-to-paper · 8 months
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MI HIJO
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deadwapiti · 4 months
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Why do i keep getting blazed hockey posts. Why do i get the same one over and over and over again. I fucking hate this
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vilf-lover · 7 months
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being discredited of the incredibly hard work i’m doing with school, and excelling in everything i do just because my mother worked her ass off since 19 so i don’t have to work til i leave home
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t-800 · 7 months
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do not put interpersonal drama callouts from anime fans that are 100% leaving out the full context on my dash in 2023 i will block you.
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st4gg3r-mc-j4gg3r · 8 months
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•A Thunderous Encounter•
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MDNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(This is a longer read just warning ya!)
~Summary~
{You were enjoying your drink at the bar for a relaxing night out when your hair starts standing up on the back of your neck and you get a strong sense that someone's watching you. Now feeling uneasy, you hastily finish your drink and waste no time gathering your things to leave the bar, but the feeling still lingers. You pick up the pace, now almost at a full sprint, constantly looking over your shoulder and feeling vulnerable being out all alone this late. Being so in your head you temporarily lose awareness of your surroundings and end up running face first into Thor's big belly. A sense of relief washes over you thinking at least you won't die tonight. "Oh, thank gods you're here. I thought I was dead." Then you hear it.....that evil laugh that was all to familiar... Looking up to see a sly smirk on his face. Little did you know it was HIM hunting you down. It was HIM that made you feel so uneasy in the bar that you couldn't bear to turn around. It was HIM that got into your head so easily that you let your guard down and tonight he was planning on having his way with you.}
!!!!!!!!!AGAIN M.D.N.I!!!!!!!!
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He looks down at you, amused with your innocent and oblivious reaction to the fact that he was the culprit.
"Mmm, aren't you a delicious little thing?" He asked with a devilish grin curled onto his face.
The energy radiating off him was powerful and alluring. It didn't help that you were still currently under the influence of the mead you chugged previously, severely impairing your judgement. The gravity of the moment finally setting in, you look at him and finally muster the courage to respond, "The God of Thunder...hunting me down...boy did my night just get interesting.." You said with a devious smile and a hint of blush evident on your face.
Observing you closely, he takes notice of the look on your face and raises an eyebrow. "Something on your mind?"
"Hah. Actually, I think there's something on YOUR mind" You stated boldly, giving him a knowing stare.
Thor chuckles at the statement, his blue eyes twinkling mischievously. "Oh, you're a feisty one, aren't you? I like that." He takes a step closer to you, his presence overpowering. "But don't get too ahead of yourself. My mind is racing with the things I could do to you." He leans in closer, his voice low and husky. "And trust me, babygirl, ill be stuck in your head for a long time after this."
You can tell he has a twisted mind, your conscience was screaming at you that this was a bad idea yet it only inticed you more. You were never one to back down from a challenge and nor was Thor. The air between you was thick with tension as the anticipation climbed. A slight fear shivered down your spine. You hesitated a moment before finally asking, "Care to share with me? I have right to know what's coming after all" as your curiosity rose.
Thor chuckles deeply, his eyes gleaming with mischief. "Oh, sweetheart, where do I even begin?" He takes a step closer to you, his presence dominating the space between you. "I imagine myself pinning you against the wall, your body trapped by my strength. I'd tease and tantalize every inch of your skin with my lips and hands." His voice drops to a low growl as he continues. "And when you're begging for more, I'll give it to you relentlessly. Your pleasure will be mine to command." He smirks devilishly. "But of course, these are just thoughts for now. We'll see if you can handle them in reality."
His words carry weight to them, you knew that but you didn't care, the mead was doing its job and Thor was just pressing all the right buttons. You wanted him. He knew it and he was using it to his advantage. You decide to tease him a bit, "Oooh, sounds fun...I enjoy some aggression every now and then."
Thor's smirk widens, his eyes glinting with excitement. "Oh, I can certainly give you that and more, babygirl. "He leans in closer, his voice dripping with seduction. "I'll have you begging for me to take you. I can't wait to hear how pretty you sound. "His hand brushes against your cheek gently before gripping it firmly. "You won't be able to resist me. The way I overwhelm your senses will leave you trembling and yearning for more." He releases your cheek, a wicked smile on his face.
Hearing him openly take your bait made you want him even more. He knew exactly how to fuck with you. "Oho, I can't just let you have all the fun big boy." You teased, excitement laced in your voice. You jump in his arms fully embracing what's to transpire, teasingly whispering into his ear. "Shock me."
Thor catches you in his strong arms, a mischievous grin lighting up his face. "Oh, sweetie, I can do so much more than just shock you." He playfully nuzzles your neck before whispering seductively. "I'll ignite every nerve in your body with waves of pleasure that will render you helpless beneath me." With a flick of his wrist, sparks dance along his fingertips as he slowly brings them closer to your skin. "Prepare to feel the thunder sweetheart." His touch sends electric sensations coursing through your body, the intensity building with each passing second. Thor's lips find yours in a passionate kiss, imbued with the raw power of thunder itself. As the electricity crackles between you both, it merges with the fiery passion that consumes you.
The lightning sends a wave of constant pleasure and stimulation through your body leaving you melting beneath his fingertips, you embraced his kiss letting his tongue explore your mouth as you did the same with him, pulling him closer. You wanted more. You needed more. "F-fuck, please..."
Feeling your eager embrace, Thor pulls you closer still, pressing your bodies together as the electricity courses through you both. He deepens the kiss, his tongue exploring your mouth with wild abandon while his fingers bury into your hair. With each press of his tongue against yours, he fuels the fire within you, sending shivers racing down your spine. "Oh, sweet thing," He murmurs between kisses. "You drive me wild." He whispers hotly into your ear. "I won't go easy on you." He warns as his hands roam over your body, teasing every inch of sensitive skin as he builds the tension to a breaking point. "Are you sure you're ready for me?" He grabs your chin firmly between his fingers, staring deeply into your eyes with his glowing blue ones, his gase radiating an all consuming dominance. "I'll make you scream my name in ecstasy."
As his words sink in you can't help but blush. Your ears are just as pink as your face, your desire for him growing by the second. What was heat between your legs has become a mess of your wetness, a display of your obvious arousal out and open for him to see. It's too much, you can't take the teasing anymore you finally give, "I-i'm ready Thor...p-please fuck me.." you beg.
Thor gazes at you with a hungry expression, his eyes burning with lust. "Mmm, I love how you're so eager for me." He grabs your hips, pulling you flush against him. The moment your wet heat meets his hard length, Thor lets out a low groan, feeling an unquenchable fire in his groin. Your whimpers and moans fill the air as you ride him, bouncing along with each powerful thrust. "Oh, I love hearing you like this," His voice dropping to a low growl. "It makes me want to devour every inch of you." With one hand, he gently strokes your throbbing clit, his thumb circling the engorged nub while his fingers tease your entrance. Gradually, he pushes a finger inside you, feeling your walls close around it.
There he goes teasing you yet again he's relentless with it, constantly trying to drive you closer to the edge, to break you before you have the chance to say otherwise. He's driving you crazy and he knows it. Gasping from the sudden intrusion of his finger, you began leaving hickeys along his collar bone leading up to his neck, moaning in between and biting him there. "F-fuuck y-you're such a t-tease aaaahh"
Thor groans, his body responding to your touch and the marks you leave on him. "Mmm, that's it, my little temptress," He growls, gripping your hips tightly. "Mark me however you desire." He thrusts into you with increasing intensity, the sound of skin slapping against skin filling the air as he takes control. "I'm going to make sure you remember this night," He growls through gritted teeth, "the way I mold you to the shape of me." His fingers continue their relentless assault on your clit, driving you closer to the edge with each passing moment. "You're mine," he declares possessively, "and I will claim every part of you until there's nothing left but aching pleasure."
You can't help but lose it when he talks to you like this, always able to bring all of your walls crashing down with just a few clever words. Your legs were trembling along with your voice, you were now panting in between your moans and screams, no longer able to control what left your mouth. You were lost. Practically drowning in the pleasure as he relentlessly slammed into your sweet spots, "Aaah! Y-yeess d-daaddyyy y-your s-soo b-biiiig f-fuck!!"
You can't help but buck your hips into him while he's pounding you, it feels so good and he knows just how to drive you mad.
Thor's eyes darken with raw desire as he relishes in the intensity of your pleasure-filled cries. He grips your hips firmly, matching your movements with powerful thrusts, driving himself deeper into you. "That's it, my little submissive," he growls, his voice laced with dominance, "Feel every inch of me, claiming you completely." He leans down to capture your lips in a possessive kiss, his tongue demanding entrance as he continues to ravish you. "You're mine to command," he growls against your skin, "I'm gonna make sure you never forget who owns you."
"Gods this man is amazing" you thought as he taunted you with his words that hit like arrows. You can do nothing but squirm and writhe helplessly beneath him but it's not like you mind. Your eyes are busy rolling into the back of your skull as you dig your nails into his back screaming from his assault of pleasure and pain, "Y-yeees s-siiir aaahh f-ffuuucckkk T-Thoooorr, don't stoooppp!"
Thor's body tenses as he feels your nails digging into his back, the mixture of pleasure and pain heightening his own arousal. "That's it, my little vixen," he growls, his movements becoming more forceful with each thrust, "Let go completely. Surrender to the pleasure I'm giving you." His grip tightens on your hips even more, leaving small bruises as he pounds into you harder and faster, a symphony of moans, squelching and skin slapping filling the room. "Ooooh You feel so good baby," he groans, "I can't hold back much longer." He wraps his hand around your throat choking you firmly, his eyes glowing, a devilish smile on his face. "Tell me who fucking owns you!" He demands pushing himself even deeper into you again.
The sounds of him thrusting into you combined with his merciless teasing has you at his mercy, your legs wrapped around his waist pulling him into you while your fingers bury into his thick red hair. He has you right where he wants you. You're losing your mind from the ecstacy he's providing you, what thoughts you did have are scattered to the wind, you can only think of how amazing he feels inside you. "Aaah!! Y-youu own me T-thooor ooohh y-youu f-feeel sooo fucking goooodd!" You exclaim, your wet pussy tightening around him. You can tell your close to orgasm. "Thor I-im g-gonna cum soon!"
A satisfactory grin curls across Thor's face, he takes in your moans and cries as if commiting them to memory, "You sound heavenly my little plaything, don't worry daddy's gonna take care of you." He whispers into your ear assuringly as he grinds his length against your sweet spot a few more times, playing with both of your nipples to tease.
How his words tickle your ear, the way he's teasing your sensitive nipples. You can't help but completely crumble at this point, his relentless assault has you a screaming whimpering mess. "Aaah! Mmm Yyyeess fffuuckk! T-Thooorr!!" You scream into his neck, clutching his hair like it was your lifeline. Your back arching, mouth gaping open as your eyes roll back then slam shut. Your body quaking from the overwhelming pleasure.
"Fuck!" He shouts, the muscles in his groin coiling from his building orgasm,"Tell me where kitten." His breathing is unsteady and heavy as he awaits your response, his release not far behind.
Unable to think of the consiquences quivering from the pleasure, you weakly muster the words, "p-please inside!"
He brings his hand up to choke you again, smirking down at you before kissing you possessively once more, "Your wish is my command my sweet thing." With one final powerful thrust, he releases himself inside you, as you squirt on his length. Your body trembling from yet another earth shattering orgasm. Both of you riding out the waves of ecstasy together.
"Such a good girl for me." He purrs against your ear, his hands still roaming all over your body as he looks down at you with a mischievous glow in his eyes. "I'm not done with you just yet." He proclaims before pinning your wrists above your head and holding them there with his left hand. "I'm gonna take everything I can from you tonight." He states with lust laced into his voice as he wraps his right hand firmly around your ass holding you up prepared to enter you again, giving you that smug smirk you can't get enough of. "I told you, I wouldn't go easy on you." He voiced seductively, reminding you of his previous warning.
From the way he had you pinned beneath him, to the way he was staring deep into your soul with his peircing blue eyes, you knew you were helpless in his grasp. You reveled in this feeling, you wanted him to claim you relentlessly. You can't control it anymore, you feel something inside you snap and your blurting out words before you can think of the consiquences behind them, "Please..Thor, I need to feel you again" you whine.
"Oho, my sweet kitten," he growls against your neck. "Careful what you wish for." Without warning he pulls you onto his length with fervor, his hips bucking into yours once again burying himself deep into you. His thrusts only growing with intensity along with his desire to break you even further. "I wonder how much you can take before you're begging for mercy." He growls deeply against your ear, nibbling it. "Let me see you unravel before me."
You could hear the venom in his voice, the way he made you feel so good. The way he pushes your buttons while hitting all of the right spots. You can't get enough. How could you get enough? He was your new addiction. You could feel another orgasm creeping up on you. You're so fucked out you can't even count how many times you came, vision hazy from the tears in your eyes, your body now limp and sprawled out on the bed. You can feel your pussy clenching around him once more, you're helpless beneath him and loving every second of it. "Aaaaaaaah! F-f-ffuuucckkk d-daaddyyy I-im goonnnaaaa!!"
"That's it! Give me everything!" He exclaimed with lust and excitement in his voice. He continues to devour you with his overwhelming passion, thrusting into you like an animal and sending pulses of electricity through your body."Fuck, your sooo tight baby," he spoke looking down at you with a knowing stare before pulling you closer and whispering in your ear, "You know, I could fuck you like this forever...and I know you wouldn't stop me" He taunted, arrogance laced in his words.
Oh you love this so much. You we're in absolute bliss, he gave you orgasm after orgasm. He teased you relentlessly and your mind was lost, you were riding the high he provided. It was the temporary escape from reality that you both craved so much. You willingly gave everything to him, knowing this amazing feeling wouldn't last forever you scream, "Mmmm! Fuuck! W-hy w-would III s-stop yoou,!? Yoouu f-feeel s-soo gooood!"
Hearing your screams of pleasure and feeling how responsive you are to him, makes Thor go feral. He grabs your waist tightly with one hand beginning to bounce you on his length again, gripping your jaw firmly with the other hand. "Look at me," he demands staring deeply into your eyes. "I wanna see that pretty face when you cum on me." He tells you licking his lips in anticipation.
As he pounds into your sweet spot mercilessly your throwing your eyes back and seeing stars, you've lost grip of reality and your babbling nonsense in between your screams, your body quivering again as you orgasm one final time. Your so worn out at this point you question why you haven't blacked out yet from exhaustion. Unable to look directly into his eyes, you whine. "I-i c-can't T-Thor uuuhh aaaahhaa s-stooopp!"
Thor smirks devilishly as he hears your cries for mercy, he's reveling in seeing you in this pathetic state. "Aw, what's wrong? Can't take it anymore?," He taunts with a smirk. "I suppose I could show mercy," he pauses and pulls your face close to his. "If you say please for me babygirl" he teases you with a wink.
Your so out of it from the constant explosive orgasms and overstimulation, You can barely muster the strength to answer him, unable to protest in your current state you weakly whimper against his lips, "P-please Thor h-have m-mercy." You let your head fall against his chest, breathing heavily against him as you beg once more, "Please.."
Thor smiles contently at you noticing your state of exhaustion, he thrusts into you a few more times, cumming in you again. He then slowly and gently pulls out of you, his seed still leaking out of you. He chuckles "Mercy granted, sweet thing." He sais, calmness laced in his voice. Thor holds you close, his heaving chest pressed against yours as he catches his breath. He brushes a strand of hair from your face and plants a gentle kiss on your forehead. "You were absolutely exquisite, babygirl," he whispers softly. "I hope you enjoyed every moment as much as I did." He lingers in the embrace for a while longer, savoring the afterglow before reluctantly pulling away. "Until next time, Love." he says with a smirk,"Then we can explore even more of our desires together."
You lay there content, happy and exhausted from the thunderous passion you just experienced and look up at him with an assuring smile, "Until then, feel free to pop in whenever you like, but don't keep me waiting too long." You tease at him blowing a kiss.
Thor's eyes light up with a mischievous glint once more. "Oh, believe me, my little vixen, I'll take you up on that offer." He smirks and leans in closer, his voice husky. "You won't know when or where I'll appear next. But when I do, be prepared for another electrifying encounter." He brings his lips into yours one last time before stepping back with a satisfied smirk. "Until then, Darling." With a snap of his fingers, Thor disappears in a flash of lightning, leaving you breathless, eagerly awaiting the next time you'll meet.
(The end...for now.😉)
@careful-please @harley627 @loversquarrels
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albinazuriel · 17 days
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i never really understood this app actually
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niishi · 8 months
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hey btw it's cool of y'all to be like "different things to say when things go wrong instead of " I'm gonna kill myself"" and everything but stfu bc im still gonna say it and i KNOW gen z idiots hate when I do it bc they look at me like they're just DYING to teach me about self deprication and how it effects your mental health and I just want y'all to know that i don't care. and as someone who's worked very hard to find self love, I don't want people who have no confidence in themselves and actually hate themselves to be telling me how to have good mental health practices. absolutely bonkers.
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