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nonbinary-enderman · 2 years
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hey. i think dream sucks and needs to stop being a whiny pissbaby every mcc. come talk to me about it or give me death threats in my inbox or whatever it is you guys do.
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mariariley · 8 months
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can i please request a thing where reader is unknowingly getting made fun of for her accent and shyness by people she thought were work friends? like she doesn't know and the guys end up hearing it and how they'd tell and comfort her after it clearly hurt her and she acts kinda off while trying to hide it from them please i am asking for me bc i'm having a bad time rn, thank you so much!!
Even English itself has bunch of accents depending on territory. If English isn't your first language, an accent is nothing to be ashamed of :) As long as people can understand you, it's fine. Fun fact: I sound American but some rough European consonants can escape at times, especially when I get angry lmao. So don't be insecure pookie, it's usual and most people find it cute or attractive :)
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masterlist || have a request/ask? Here are the rules <3
"Are ya kiddin' me, lass?" Soap started with his Scottish accent, "That's why you've been feeling down? Because of those assholes that have nothing better to do than make fun of people?"
"Sweethear', if you ever feel insecure about your accent, just remember Johnny." Simon added.
"Oi! I'm actually trying to help here, LT."
"You are. She hears you speak and realizes hers isn't so bad." Simon continued with his cheeky sarcasm.
"Alright, let's- just- look. Y/N." Gaz jumped in, "Countries such as UK and US are very diverse, including the language. We're used to accents."
"Just take a look at us, luv" Price added, "None of us sound the same and we all come from the same island ey." a raspy chuckle scratched his throat.
"Hermosa, Rudy's and my most noticeable feature is our accent! So is every Mexican's. It's unique, it's feisty and we proudly wear it." Alejandro said enthusiastically.
"And you should too." Rudy encouraged you.
"Accents have their own charm." Simon decided to knock it off with the sarcasm, pinching your cheek. He loves accents, he finds them adorable and even sexy sometimes, starting with his own.
"Now let's find those bastards and teach 'em a lesson ey?" Soap said as he stood up.
"Easy, sergeant." Price interrupted him. "You'll get your chance."
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Divider owners already tagged in my previous posts, I don’t want to spam them 🖤
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lunamadhatter99 · 9 months
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Let's try again
Charlie Weasley x fem!reader
Summary: worst day of your life? Not if Charlie can help it.
Warnings: none, I think. Period pain is a warning? Maybe. Especially if you got bad cramps like me (hi, let's suffer together)
Tag list (if you want to be tagged in future Charlie Weasley fics... let me know)
@once-upon-an-imagine
@papichulo120627
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Worst day ever.
Worst. Day. Ever.
First, my period started this morning. It would've been okay if it weren't for the fact that I'm one of those lucky ones with the most painful cramps. I couldn't call in sick at work because my boss is an asshole, so I had to spend the whole day at work, only to be fired at the end of it.
I arrive at home late, it's almost 11 and Charlie isn't here yet. Thankfully, I don't want him to see me like this. We haven't been dating long enough for him to see me like this.
I take a deep breath, and I go take a shower, cleaning myself will definitely help, at least a little bit.
While I shower, I try not to think about losing my job today and having, basically, no option in the immediate future. God... what if Charlie breaks up with me, too? The day got worse and worse, so might as well...
I shake my head, showing that thought far, far away from me.
Once I'm clean and comfortably dressed, I decide to make something sweet. Cooking usually helps... let's see.
I go to the kitchen and just get to work.
I want to make some honey muffin, they're Charlie's favourite.
I start by melting the butter with the honey.
So far, so good, I made this recipe a million times, and it should go smoothly.
And...
I talked too soon. Fuck. How did I burn the butter? How!?
I go to grab the pan, but it's too hot.
"Fuck!" I basically scream.
"Darling? You okay?"
I turn around, my eyes land on Charlie putting down his bag.
"Shit.." I mutter "sorry.. I... it's nothing,"
"What happened?" He asks softly, walking closer to me.
"Nothing," I say, trying my best to hold back my tears, "I just... burned the butter..."
"Let me see," he gently holds my injured hand in his, "it's not that bad. Don't worry. I'll grab some lotion. Wait here, love"
He kisses my cheek and walk to our bedroom.
Shit... he probably think I'm weak now. Always complaining about nothing... okay no... stop with these thoughts. He won't think that... stop.. stop.
I can't hold back any longer and I just cry, I try to wipe away some tears by the time Charlie walks back in, but he's already here.
"Hey..." he puts the lotion on the counter and pulls me in for hug "my love, what's wrong? I'm no doctor so maybe your hand is worse than I thought? And I should be an expert on burns"
That makes me chuckle, first vague smile of the day... all thanks to Charlie.
"C'mon. Let's sit down" he walks me to the sofa and sits us down. "Wanna tell me what's wrong?"
"I... I got my period this morning" I start to explain.
"They didn't let you stay home, did they? Assholes..." he comments "I'm sorry, love"
"Then..." I say and I see him surprised "Then... they made me do extra work and they fired... they fired me."
"What?" He exclaims, "Love.. " he pulls me to him again and kisses my head as his hands caresses my back.
"I wanted to base something, but apparently I couldn't even do that right.." I mutter.
"Hey, none of that." He says cupping my cheeks to make me look at him "look at me, you have all the right to feel like this. Just don't let it put you down. You're wonderful. Alright? Absolutely wonderful. And this is just one bad day. One. I'll help you find a new job, once your period cramps are over, of course, I mean I'm not letting you do anything until your period is done, it's the only time I can spoil you and I will take advantage of that" he chuckles.
"Okay.." I softly say, "I just..."
"Ssh. I know. I know, it sucks. Trust me. Remember, it's just one day." He looks me deep in the eyes, "one"
"You're right... thank you"
"You're forgetting something," he grins.
"What?"
"You said it to me first" he winks and stand up, holding my healthy hand and leading me back to the kitchen where he puts some lotion on the injured one.
"There," he says kissing it.
"I burnt the butter..." I say looking at the pan.
"It's no problem," he throws away the burnt mixture. "Let's try again. What do we have to do first?"
"We've made these a million times..." I laugh.
"Yeah, but I have no memory, so... what do we do first?" He's smiling like and idiot and I can't help but laugh again. "Stop laughing at me, love." He fake-complains.
"We have to melt the butter and the honey," I explain to him.
"Thank you" I say to Charlie once we're cuddle up in the bed with our freshly made muffins.
"Love.."
"No, thank you. Really." I kiss his cheek.
He sweetly smiles at me, leaning down to kiss my lips.
"Anytime, my love."
I guess, it's not the cooking that makes me feel better... is the after, when I get to eat the sweets we made with Charlie.
"Tomorrow is a new day, we'll try again. Okay?" He says.
"Yeah... let's try again." I put my head on his shoulder, enjoying his presence.
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waywardsculs · 3 months
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This place is a ℂ𝕀ℝℂ𝕌𝕊,
you just see the surface They cover shit under the rug
You can't see they're 𝔽𝔸𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾,
they'll never be naked
Just fill your drink with tonic gin,
this is the American dream
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Hey yo what's up you filthy fucking sinners welcome to my little multimuse blog for Vivziepop's HAZBIN HOTEL and HELLUVA BOSS , featuring characters like VELVETTE , LILITH and FIZZAROLLI .
That said, I go by Ritsu, She/Her or They/Them, 30, Australian and just generally tryna chill. You can find my rules below.
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AFFILIATED WITH: @bittcnneck , @hellshoard , @cxncrie , @ochtendster / @dageraadster , @sinfuldxgenerates ♥
Header & Promo Credit. || Pinned Credit. Dash Icon Credit. || Icon Template Credit. MDNI & 18+ Warning Credit. || Divider Credit.
IMPORTANT NOTE : if you ship adam with charlie, for both of us, it would be best you do not follow me if you don't intend to tag it. i'm sorry, but it makes me so vehemently uncomfortable that i just would prefer to keep my distance.
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Keep the setting of the show in mind when looking to interact. Not all muses will be friendly or even remotely nice. Don't take it personally.
I'll be as canon divergent as I feel like. Let's face it, the second we take up writing a character we're making shit that ain't ever gonna be canon. Let's just have fun.
Muse ≠ Mun. Shouldn't have to say this, but I will anyway. Some muses might be assholes, but I try not to be. You're free to come talk to me any time, I'm usually just tired lmao.
I will not be following any pre-conceived relationships with OCs unless specifically discussed prior to interaction. For example, one of my OCs (Ambriel) has her main story tied to Velvette, being that she works for her, however this only applies to my Velvette. I will not push this on any others who write Velvette, and I expect the same in return.
I am very into shipping. Our muses should kiss. Bang. Fuck around. You know what it is. I'm a ship hoe and I don't care.
NSFW content may be present. I'll make sure it's tagged as #nsfw cw or #suggestive cw for easy blocking if you guys need it, but don't be surprised if it shows up from time to time. You shouldn't be, not with the nature of the show.
Mutuals only. Meaning you need to be following this blog and be followed in return from my main blog for us to count as mutuals. If you are using a hub blog, please have your blog(s) linked somewhere so I know who you are. Otherwise I block personals on sight.
Due to personal reasons, I will only ever touch on angst threads / content in general with people I feel I can trust immensely. Please do not push me for this. I may also post occasional ideas, but I will be very picky about who I explore these with.
Every ship is in its own verse and completely separate from one another. There will never be any form of infidelity occurring on this blog in any way. To expand on this, I also will not partake in any polyships or any situations where my muse has more than one romantic or sexual partner.
I never try to hide the fact that I do struggle with my mental health a lot, and I cannot stress enough that I need any and all of my partners to be understanding with it. I have been formally diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder, General Anxiety Disorder, Social Anxiety Disorder, Major Depressive Disorder and Autism Spectrum Disorder. All of this is by no means an excuse in any way for anything, I simply hope this may help explain some of my behaviour at times.
I have a life away from Tumblr. I won't always be around to write replies or chat. That's how life is. I work, I have responsibilities, and those take priority.
I don't do passwords/pass phrases. If I follow you, it's safe to assume I've read your rules. I always do before following anyone.
I'm not here for drama. I know you see this everywhere, but I'll be real - I barely have the spoons to live lately. I just wanna vibe and enjoy a hobby, not take part in any bullshit. Leave me out of things unless it's absolutely imperative I know about something.
No art on this blog is mine unless I openly state otherwise. The usual. Let's leave it at that babes.
Ships I Will Not Write / Do Not Like
I will not be elaborating on why I dislike them or won't write them. These are simply things I've found I really don't like and, if possible, would prefer tagged so I can simply block them.
AdamsApple (Adam/Lucifer), Velmilla (Velvette/Carmilla), Charlastor/Radiobelle (Alastor/Charlie), Valentino/Angel Dust, Adam/Charlie, Valentino/Charlie
MY OTHER BLOGS @constellaris / @snowaliity / @viindicators
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pudding-parade · 6 months
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Get to know you - Sims Style
@rstarsims3 tagged me for this a while back, and I'm finally posting my answers, which took me a while to compile because 1) Blabbity blab blab blab, as usual, and 2) Still needing lots of rest and stuff, so no sitting at a computer for hours on end.
But here we go! I'mma put my blabby answers and my tag list behind Ye Olde Cut.
What’s your favorite Sims death? What an odd question, especially to lead off… Well, I guess if I had to pick one, it'd be the one from TS2 where cloudwatching occasionally brings a satellite down on the cloudwatcher's head. But generally, mine die of old age, if they manage to get that far. I play with long, but realistically proportional, life stages, mostly because I'm almost always playing "experimental" saves where I'm "road testing" rulesets and such, so I need a lot of time to work out kinks and test ideas and stuff.)
Alpha CC or Maxis Match? I land on a combination of more-realistic (but not ultra-realistic) stuff for CAS, but for everything else, like with furniture and deco and stuff, I tend to prefer CC stuff that visually fits in with the EA stuff in terms of style and textures and whatnot, so that the CC doesn't stick out like a sore thumb when combined with EA stuff. In fact, my "go-to" CC for build/buy is stuff that adds on to EA stuff, like more doors/windows that match an EA door/window.
Do you cheat your sims weight? What, to make the fat ones skinny? The skinny ones fat? The skinny ones buff? No. I don't see why I would. It's easy enough to make a sim gain or lose weight without cheating, which I'm assuming means just using the sliders.
Do you move objects? Is there anyone who doesn't? That's a serious question. Is there any one who doesn't? I want to know.
Favorite Mod? I'm leaving aside the NRaas mods because I don't see them as mods so much as things that are just essential to make the game playable in the often-weird ways that I play. There are others that I also consider just essential for when I'm playing in certain styles, especially for more primitive settings. But for ones that are optional and just pure fun, I'd nominate all of @thesweetsimmer111's baby- and toddler-related ones.
First Expansion/Game Pack/Stuff Pack? I know for TS2 it was Seasons. For TS3…For a long time, I had just the base game, which I got when it came out, but didn't play beyond trying it out and then going back to TS2. Then, years later, I got a new computer and decided to give TS3 another try, but I couldn't find the CD or DVD or whatever it was, so I bought a combo pack with the base game, Late Night, and the High End Loft or whatever it is stuff pack, so I guess it would be Late Night. Other than that, I bought all the other TS3 EPs in one go when EA had them on sale for 50% off via Origin, which that combo pack forced me to install. (But which I am now free of again. 🏴‍☠️)
Do you pronounce live mode like aLIVE or LIVing? As aLIVE. Because that is when the game is live. Games do not live, but they can be live. See, this is one reason why English sucks.
Who’s your favorite sim that you’ve made? Here's a thing about me: I don't really get attached to the pixel people. For me, they're just tools. I'm guessing it's because I'm not a storyteller when it comes to Sims, so I don't see sims as characters. Sure, sometimes I find one endearing for one reason or another. Usually, they have traits that make them assholes, and I like to watch them create chaos and ruin wherever they go. One of the founders of the Random Legacy that I will get back to one of these days is one of those. But I find I like other people's sims more than mine, though that's more of a testament to those simmers' story-telling skills than anything else.
Have you made a simself? Only by accident. A few times I've just been randomly moving sliders around and somehow I ended up with something that looked like me at some stage in my life. It stayed that way for a minute or three, before I yelled OH GOD NO! and quickly slidered the horror away.
But to be honest? I find the entire concept kind of creepy, at least in terms of putting a self-sim in the game and playing them as a character. That would just feel weird to me. That said, I suppose it might have been something that would have appealed to me if I had played when I was a kid, but the game didn't exist when I was a kid. Computers didn't exist when I was a kid, at least not in a form that regular people could own and that could fit on a desk. I was in my 40s when I started playing the game. My daughter played TS2 when she was a kid, and she had a self-sim inserted into the stories she would play, so…yeah. Maybe it's a younger-person thing. Or maybe I'm just weird. Yeah, it's probably that second option.
Which is your favorite EA hair color? Probably the black, but even with that I have to add some highlights to it because otherwise the hair just looks like a creature from the void eating the sim's head.
Favorite EA hair? None of them. They all need to DIAF.
Favorite life stage? I don't have one. I have a least-favorite, babies, because they're basically just objects, but once they're actually sims, I enjoy playing sims of all ages equally.
Are you a builder or are you in it for the gameplay? I originally bought TS2 just to build in it, and for a couple of years, that was all I did. I only started actually playing the game later. Now, I enjoy both building and actually playing the game, depending on my mood. Usually, I'll have a binge of building, but I eventually come to a point where I'd rather do anything other than build. Then I play the game. Then, eventually, the urge to build comes back. So it's a back-and-forth.
Are you a CC creator? I made lots of stuff for TS2, mostly object retextures/recolors. I've made a few minor things for TS3, and I retexture hairs and add preg morphs to clothing for my own use, but I wouldn't consider myself a CC creator for TS3. In fact, I'm actively resisting learning how to make stuff for TS3 because I really don't want to go down that rabbithole again.
Do you have any Simblr friends or a Sim Squad? Friends in the sense of "people I enjoy talking to and sharing ideas with and sometimes arguing with here on Tumblr?" Sure. Are those the same as friendships that develop face-to-face in the real world? Nope. But, sometimes I like talking to my Simblr friends a lot more than talking to my real-life friends, so make of that what you will. Y'all are less draining sometimes. LOL
Do you have any sims merch? No official merch, but my brother-in-law is into making pottery, and several years ago he made me a big stoneware mug with a plumbbob on it. Which is ironic because when I play the game I turn off the plumbbobs because I hate them. LOL But I love the mug. It's heavy enough that neither cats nor wagging dog tails nor giant snakes (though he could do it if he focused all four of his brain cells on the task) can knock it off of tables, but not so heavy that I can't comfortably lift it. I use it for eating soup and the occasional mug cake, and also for drinking the awful herbal tea my husband makes me drink, though since the recent surgery, I don't have to drink that anymore! *dances* So now it will just be my soup or cake mug. Or one for tea that I actually want to drink.
Do you have a YouTube for sims? I don't have a YouTube for anything. Well, OK, I have a YouTube account for watching other people's stuff and making playlists of things I want to watch, but I don't post videos on it, and I don't really watch video game-related stuff on YouTube, either.
How has your “Sims style” changed throughout your years of playing? It hasn't, really. I've pretty much always just come up with wacky scenarios to play and see how they go. In fact, for me, coming up with the scenario and figuring out how to make it work in the game and then inventing a ruleset to govern it is sometimes more fun than actually playing the scenario. LOL
And my Sims all look like the game made them because…the game makes all of them. I just poke the random button until it produces something that doesn't look too much like a freak of nature, then I hit up a couple sliders to remove or tone down any remaining freakishness. (Though I confess that I will spend an inordinate amount of time sculpting the titties of those who have them. Why? I have no idea, other than I just like me a nice pair of titties. Too bad there aren't any sliders for male titties…) Then I just slap on a different hair, maybe change the eye color, and slather on some makeup and facial/body hair and shit until they don't look too stupid, and then off I go. From there, they're all born in the game, and I just leave them as-is, mostly because I can't be bothered. "I can't be bothered" is pretty much my philosophy of life.
Who’s your favorite CC creator? I hate this kind of question. I feel like all they do is disappoint and discourage people if they're never picked. I refuse to do that over something so trivial. So, my favorite CC creator is you, the person reading this. Yes, you. Even if you don't make CC. It doesn't matter. You're the best.
How long have you had Simblr? I started my TS2 one in 2013. (I can remember that only because I know that I started it the same year I met my husband. LOL ) I started this one….2 years ago? 3? Something like that.
How do you edit your pictures? Other than basic cropping and resizing and maybe adjusting brightness/contrast a bit if the pic is too dark or whatever, I generally don't. I don't even use Reshade all the time anymore, only in certain situations, though I do have an NVIDIA profile for the game that adds ambient occlusion and better antialiasing and shit like that. Sometimes, though, I'll decide to photoshop scenery pics, and then I just kind of stab at it with various tools and filters and layer blends and shit until I like I how it looks. There's no actual process involved. I'm random like that.
What expansion/ gamepack is your favorite? I gotta go with World Adventures. Bits of it are a bit, shall we say, culturally problematic, but man, I never get tired of doing those stupid, stupid tombs. LOL Plus, I love that NRaas Traveler allows you to "travel" to any world, and I don't think that mod works without WA, so…. Yeah. WA.
Tagging: I have no idea who's done this, so I'll just tag a few random people, off the top of my head. Feel free to do or ignore, as you choose. No pressure from me! So...@nectar-cellar, @happy-lemon, @erasabledinosaur, @esotheria-sims, @lilleputtu, @littlefrenchsims, @anamoon63, @lazysunjade, annnnnnnnd @papermint-airplane.
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captainlunaxmen · 4 months
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Let's Try Again
Charlie Weasley x reader
This is a repost since the old blog doesn't work anymore. 🥰Also if you want to be tagged in future Charlie's stories let me know❤️
Summary: worst day of your life? Not if Charlie can help it.
Warnings: none I think, period pain maybe is a warning? Maybe if you got bad cramps like me, (hi, let's suffer together)
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Worst day ever.
Worst. Day. Ever.
First, my period started this morning. It would've been okay if it weren't for the fact that I'm one of those lucky ones with the most painful cramps. I couldn't call in sick at work because my boss is an asshole, so I had to spend the whole day at work, only to be fired at the end of it.
I arrive at home late, it's almost 11 and Charlie isn't here yet. Thankfully, I don't want him to see me like this. We haven't been dating long enough for him to see me like this.
I take a deep breath, and I go take a shower, cleaning myself will definitely help, at least a little bit.
While I shower, I try not to think about losing my job today and having, basically, no option in the immediate future. God... what if Charlie breaks up with me, too? The day got worse and worse, so might as well...
I shake my head, showing that thought far, far away from me.
Once I'm clean and comfortably dressed, I decide to make something sweet. Cooking usually helps... let's see.
I go to the kitchen and just get to work.
I want to make some honey muffin, they're Charlie's favourite.
I start by melting the butter with the honey.
So far, so good, I made this recipe a million times, and it should go smoothly.
And...
I talked too soon. Fuck. How did I burn the butter? How!?
I go to grab the pan, but it's too hot.
"Fuck!" I basically scream.
"Darling? You okay?"
I turn around, my eyes land on Charlie putting down his bag.
"Shit.." I mutter "sorry.. I... it's nothing,"
"What happened?" He asks softly, walking closer to me.
"Nothing," I say, trying my best to hold back my tears, "I just... burned the butter..."
"Let me see," he gently holds my injured hand in his, "it's not that bad. Don't worry. I'll grab some lotion. Wait here, love"
He kisses my cheek and walk to our bedroom.
Shit... he probably think I'm weak now. Always complaining about nothing... okay no... stop with these thoughts. He won't think that... stop.. stop.
I can't hold back any longer and I just cry, I try to wipe away some tears by the time Charlie walks back in, but he's already here.
"Hey..." he puts the lotion on the counter and pulls me in for hug "my love, what's wrong? I'm no doctor so maybe your hand is worse than I thought? And I should be an expert on burns"
That makes me chuckle, first vague smile of the day... all thanks to Charlie.
"C'mon. Let's sit down" he walks me to the sofa and sits us down. "Wanna tell me what's wrong?"
"I... I got my period this morning" I start to explain.
"They didn't let you stay home, did they? Assholes..." he comments "I'm sorry, love"
"Then..." I say and I see him surprised "Then... they made me do extra work and they fired... they fired me."
"What?" He exclaims, "Love.. " he pulls me to him again and kisses my head as his hands caresses my back.
"I wanted to base something, but apparently I couldn't even do that right.." I mutter.
"Hey, none of that." He says cupping my cheeks to make me look at him "look at me, you have all the right to feel like this. Just don't let it put you down. You're wonderful. Alright? Absolutely wonderful. And this is just one bad day. One. I'll help you find a new job, once your period cramps are over, of course, I mean I'm not letting you do anything until your period is done, it's the only time I can spoil you and I will take advantage of that" he chuckles.
"Okay.." I softly say, "I just..."
"Ssh. I know. I know, it sucks. Trust me. Remember, it's just one day." He looks me deep in the eyes, "one"
"You're right... thank you"
"You're forgetting something," he grins.
"What?"
"You said it to me first" he winks and stand up, holding my healthy hand and leading me back to the kitchen where he puts some lotion on the injured one.
"There," he says kissing it.
"I burnt the butter..." I say looking at the pan.
"It's no problem," he throws away the burnt mixture. "Let's try again. What do we have to do first?"
"We've made these a million times..." I laugh.
"Yeah, but I have no memory, so... what do we do first?" He's smiling like and idiot and I can't help but laugh again. "Stop laughing at me, love." He fake-complains.
"We have to melt the butter and the honey," I explain to him.
"Thank you" I say to Charlie once we're cuddle up in the bed with our freshly made muffins.
"Love.."
"No, thank you. Really." I kiss his cheek.
He sweetly smiles at me, leaning down to kiss my lips.
"Anytime, my love."
I guess, it's not the cooking that makes me feel better... is the after, when I get to eat the sweets we made with Charlie.
"Tomorrow is a new day, we'll try again. Okay?" He says.
"Yeah... let's try again" I put my head on his shoulder, enjoying his presence.
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eternallyqiqi · 7 months
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"Oh, hello Traveller...are you hurt...? Qiqi...will help you..."
Qiqi is a small child from Bubu Pharnacy who helps out Baizhu. Her memory isn't that great, but she carries around a notebook with her to help with that.
Rules
-NO nsfw. Not even suggestive themes. Not a minor personally but qiqi (in my eyes) is a child. Get a grip on yourself.
-Don't be an asshole. We get it, you lost your 50/50 to qiqi, no need to find a random qiqi rp account to complain about it.
-LGBTphobic, Radfems, or otherwise (hateful of any protected group)will be blocked. OP is a trans man and gets misgendered enough and is tired of it.
-Give me at most 48 hours to respond to your ask, if I dont reply by then you can resend it. If your unsure then just ask me. I'm very busy xd
-Dont DM me unless we're mutuals on @barbatoskisser or @thewindstale. No offense, I just dont like being dmed by randos. Yes i will be checking if I dont remember.
-List your pronouns on your bio or in your first ask as an anon! This helps me, and any other potiential others, refer to you correctly. Wouldnt want any misgendering. Eh? XD
-^ above rule does not apply to you if your a character anon. (Ex: venti, i will refer to you with the pronouns your character has. If you headcannon otherwise or just dont like those pronouns, lmk! <3
-I can do descriptive roleplay AND simplified. I will automatically copy your roleplay style sent in your ask. If you want me to rp a specific way, lmk.("Hi my name is jeffrey." Jeffrey smiled politely. / I'm John, Jeffrey's brother *grumbles*)
-Will use american slang. Sorry, i dont know other slang. Any responses in a language are likely a bit scuffed because of google translate.
-Qiqi can be referred to with she/her, dw. XD if you refer to me, op, use he/him or they/them please~ ♡
Stuff about OP
Names Adin/River, a pleasure! I use he/him and they/them pronouns. I'm 18 and a senior in highschool. I also play the viola and have to keep my grades up, so I'm quite the busy human. If you wanna reach me, just go to @barbatoskisser! I'm (usually) active there from 2:00pm to 9:00pm EST on weekdays and 10am to 11pm on weekends. However sometimes you can catch me during classes chatting away with mutuals if I've finished early (which often happens.)
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Tag List
#bubu pharmacy - stuff about bubu pharmacy
#[your name here...] - stuff about you, or its an ask you sent in! Yay! Thia also includea me reblogginf and continuing a roleplay with another rp account.
#patients - asks (but generalized)
#ooc - something ooc happened, oh no :(
#intro - this post right here! Or add-ons to whats been posted here will be under this tag.
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olderthannetfic · 1 year
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I sent in an ask about a week ago stating that I found porn fics that aren't tagged with top/bottom annoying. I think I wasn't really clear about what I meant.
First, I'm aware it's a very personal pet peeve. I hang out a lot in Asian circles, where the top/bottom dynamic is ingrained in the very ship names, so it's jarring when I come back on ao3 and suddenly I have to skim the fic to know if it's to my taste at all. (If you can't tell, not a fan of switching lol). I know the author is 100% blameless, I'm just particular.
Second, I was referring specifically to short pwp fics, like max 10k words where the purpose is usually just to lead up to that one big sex scene or to explore their sexual dynamic. A lot of the time, I find that the top and bottom don't actually switch or anything, so I find it baffling why the author didn't tag it in that case. It's one of those things that I find to be the basic elements of a porn one shot, alonside stuff like if there's any kink involved. I guess it's just something a lot of people don't care about as much as I do so they didn't think to tag it, which is fair
And third, the assholes comment was in honor of the one writer that I have encountered who really told me that top/bottom dynamic is homophobic which is why they don't tag it and I should feel ashamed to even constrain the characters to stereotypical hetero dynamics. Wasn't the last one of their kind I've seen either.
Lol
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It shouldn't be that baffling. They don't think in those terms, so it doesn't occur to them to tag it.
Or they associate the use of those terms with particular characterization, and they don't want to imply that characterization.
I agree that some people go overboard on it being ~problematic~, but honestly, the characterization can get annoying as fuck. I'm not surprised it spawns this dumb overreaction.
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luck-and-larceny · 8 months
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Bark: A dog heist
Wealthy people love having things. They get a sick thrill out of it, I think, to be surrounded by things– all the things that people like you and me could never have if we had to pay for it the way those people want us to.
The rarer a thing they have the better. And the more expensive a rare thing is even better still. I'm convinced that half these sickos don't remember the names of the items they acquire, just the price tag.
This holds true for everything, really. If there is something that can be hoarded away in a collection and kept away from those who might love it for what is, rather than for its cost, you can bet some rich fuck has taken it up on themselves to start that collection.
Paintings, jewelry, sculptures, houses, clothes, vintage wine, whatever. It doesn't matter! There is a rich person who is happy to have the thing locked away so that no one else has it.
This is true for animals, too.
And, listen, I've done animal heist jobs. I don't usually like them. Please, don't tell me what a good person I am for stealing away fancy, little animals from fancy, little assholes. The animals are always uncooperative. I respect that, but I don't have to like it! Kestrel and I once had to spirit away a horrible nightmare of an opo-opo from a wealthy idiot. I still have scars from the claws on my shoulder!
As far as I'm concerned, if an animal is being treated reasonably well by its rich collector it's fine. Wealthy fucks haven't yet figured out how to breed animals to care about how much something costs and so, in my opinion, animals are the best thing for those idiots to collect. Let them tear up the expensive curtains, break the expensive pottery, and shit on the expensive sheets. Perfection.
On the other hand…
Sometimes you meet a person so intent on the collecting part that they completely forego the caring part. Sometimes you've been given a job by your world weary fixer to subtly break into a place, steal a stack of papers, and get back out again. And sometimes you can tell your fixer isn't telling you the whole story (I'll be honest here, he rarely tells the whole story). He focuses on the words "quick" and "clean" and reiterates the "subtle" part.
But you and he both know that if he really wanted quick, clean, and subtle he never would have asked you to do this job in the first place.
And maybe you break into that fancy mansion expecting it to be like every other fancy mansion you've ever broken into. You find yourself wondering if the thrill of it is finally starting to fade for you. Is this boring? Why are you doing these jobs if they're boring? Given the time you've spent organizing how to get in here when the place is mostly empty– and how to get around the people still inside– you'd hoped this would be more exciting. You could have planned the ultimate sexy hedonists' party in this time. You could have gotten sloppy drunk so many different times! Why the fuck are you here stealing a stack of papers instead of–
And then you see why Sibert really had you come here. He presents himself as an oh so serious, the business is my life, I hate surprises, I never smile when a frown will do, absolute stick in the mud, I was somehow old by the time I was thirteen sort of man. But he's a secret softie. And he loves animals.
And this place? This place does not love animals. It only loves having them. There are mistreated animals in cages in the room the stack of papers are in. The dogs are so cowed that they don't even bark. They just stare, too scared to lift their heads.
You grab the papers. You think about just going. What else can you even do here? There are too many animals. There is only one you. There are still people in this place. You'll get caught.
Maybe you'll come back later. With a plan. Maybe you just need time to think about this.
"I'll figure this out later," you tell a random dog. You don't know its breed. That's not your thing. Honestly, dogs aren't really your thing.
And then it barks.
It's quiet. Probably no one but you heard it. But it was defiant. It was a sound when all these animals had clearly been "trained" not to make one. And fuck you if you're not responsive to displays of defiance. You're not coming back later to do this. And you're not doing anything subtly. You were never really expected to in the first place.
You're going to save a dozen mistreated animals right fucking now.
You just happen to have a secret weapon: A friend who the Twelve blessed with extraordinary powers to whisper to animals and who doesn't particularly care about trespassing or "laws". All the people you love most are aligned with you on that point.
Like Sibert, Roman loves animals. And like you, he's not interested in these animals being here another single day.
And Nymeia? Her mood is so variable. Her opinion of you shifts day to day, bell to bell. But it seems she loves animals, too. She is firmly on your side for this "quick, clean, subtle heist."
Roman knows someone who can take care of these animals. He has a carriage to get them there. It might be easier to get them to the carriage if you take them in their cages. But you'll be caught before you get 12 animals out in cages and FUCK THAT you're not taking their prisons with them!
This is a prison break!
Your faces are hidden the best they can be.
You both know it's jail if you get caught and the likelihood of getting caught is so absurdly high right now. And you don't care.
There it is!
There's the thrill again!
There's the reason you do these jobs in the first place!
He's made friends with these animals in an instant. Less than instant. Automatically. Automagically. It has to be magic.
There are a few more defiant barks. These ones have been heard. There are people coming up the stairs to the room you're in. This could get bad.
This could get AWESOME.
By the time they're at the top of the stairs you're ready. Prisons unlocked! Animals worked up! They smell opportunity. They smell freedom! When the door opens all the animals burst through, knocking the one maid and two guards down. You slide down the bannister with your cargo barking defiantly as they race down the stairs.
You bark with them!!
You're not usually a dog person. But today? Oh, today you fucking are!
You're not a thief crawling through windows anymore tonight; you're a liberator swinging open the front door! A parade of loudly barking dogs follow you and your friend out and to the getaway vehicle.
Tonight the ward is not quiet. Tonight the ward is alive. It is chaos.
You will not get paid for the job you screwed up. But your fixer will be smiling behind his admonishments. And that might just be payment enough.
((Thank you to @the-wanted-man for letting me steal his character for this dumb story. We're all about stealing here.))
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tildeathiwillwrite · 7 days
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Tag Game: OC Interview
Thank you to @willtheweaver for the tag! I've been writing the last part to Magician's Bait so Imma do this for Reese!
Gently tagging @phoenixradiant @blackrosesandwhump @gummybugg @elizaellwrites @overdecorated-furniture @annakayy and open tag! :D
Are you named after anyone?
*shrugs* I dunno. It's not a common name here, so maybe? Either that or my parents made something up. Or... maybe it's a Draigo name? Haven't met very many living Draigo so that's a possibility. Although I've heard that a lot of the Draigo my parents worked with were assholes, so....
When was the last time you cried?
Last night. Or was it earlier this morning? Doesn't matter, it was nightmares, as it usually is.
Do you have kids?
...do I really look old enough to be having kids? Besides, I don't think I have the patience for raising children anyway.
Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Eh. Sometimes? I'm usually very blunt, so I've been told, and really I think I only use sarcasm to get my point across. Or to poke fun at the other person.
What is the first thing you notice about people?
Well I mean when you walked in I noticed that I was taller than you. But usually I notice if I have a gut feeling about a person. Take Caiya Ebony, for example. She's a bitch, but I didn't have to talk to her to sense that.
What is your eye color?
Brown. Wish I could've gotten something cooler, apparently my mom has green eyes.
Scary movies or happy endings?
...what's a movie? Oh! Can I say scary movies with happy endings? As long as it doesn't have any monsters or the like, I don't enjoy reading about those things.
Any special talents?
*jazz hands* Runes don't work on me! I'm also trying to learn Elven, and picked it up really quickly according to my dad.
Where were you born?
Either Caenum or Zariya. But I grew up in Zariya until we moved back to Caenum because of... reasons.
Do you have any pets?
Nah. I want one! But my dad doesn't do well with animals, so not until I move out.
What sort of sports do you play?
I train with knives, does that count? I think knife-fighting should be a sport, like fencing.
How tall are you?
Taller than you, ha!
What was your favorite subject in school?
Honestly? History. Especially elven or Draigo history. Kind of hate that I exist so close to a massive historical event, I can't find anything that isn't skewed.
What is your dream job?
Hmm, never really thought about it! According to Octavian, my aunt worked in the Draigo archives, I wonder if that could be an option. Assuming money's not an issue, of course. I can't make a living sorting through books and scrolls and artifacts and---!
Blank list:
Are you named after anyone?
When was the last time you cried?
Do you have kids?
Do you use sarcasm a lot?
What is the first thing you notice about people?
What is your eye color?
Scary movies or happy endings?
Any special talents?
Where were you born?
Do you have any pets?
What sort of sports do you play?
How tall are you?
What was your favorite subject in school?
What is your dream job?
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h-a-unted · 16 days
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𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐎��𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐑. REPOST DO NOT REBLOG !!
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NAME : Kuroki (Kuro is fine, too!)
PRONOUNS : I don't mind what I get called, even though I am a girl! I think boys are hella cool, so when I get mistook for a boy, I take it as a compliment instead of an error.
PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION : Discord and Tumblr IMs!
NAME OF MUSE(S) : Oh boy... I have a bunch on different blogs, but I'll list the ones here: Butcher, Maeve, Frenchie, Lenny, Emma, Travis, Ethan (E3N), Cpt Price, Adler, Alex, Atom, Chris (RE), and Martha (FFXVI). I'm going to add Legion (ME) and Emet (FFXIV) later.
BEST EXPERIENCE : Joining The Quarry fandom, which allowed me to find my bestie Ladybug, while also making it easier for me to join other fandoms and meet more friends who are so special to me now. I never expected to meet so many amazing people in The Boys fandom, so that's another highlight to me.
RP PET PEEVES / DEALBREAKERS : Being pestered for replies. If I'm rushed in any way, shape or form, my brain just shuts down, and I lose all excitement I used to have. It's one thing to be excited for a thread, that's totally fine, but being purposefully rushed or guilt-tripped into replying is a no-go for me. It has happened to me so many times, I already know how it goes and feel it in the air sometimes, even. I want to write at my leisure and to allow others to do the same. I know I take a lot of time sometimes, but if I'm rushed, I won't ever write for that thread/person again, unless I force myself and throw soulless replies that eventually die. But I'm done trying to be nice to that kind of people and then feeling bad for not being able to keep up, so I'll probably stop outright the next time this happens. Fingers crossed that it doesn't.
MUSE PREFERENCES : Assholes with trauma and/or nuance, himbos, and Artifical Intelligence or a human variant of that.
PLOTS OR MEMES : Both! If I can't for the life of me come up with a random interaction, I ask for plot, but I am mostly more than fine with memes to get things going! Both are excellent!
LONG OR SHORT REPLIES : Both long and short replies are fun! Sometimes it's easier to throw rapid-shot responses, so I go for small, but other times the muse is high and I want to describe more, so I can go for long. Any of those are fine as long (heh, punny) as I have something to reply to.
BEST TIME TO WRITE : Any time my muse is high, or even when my muse is not that high. As long as I can inspire myself enough, I'm game any time. I suppose I usually write during the noon/afternoon onward.
ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S) : I usually like to find something that explains to me why I love a certain character and all that. Most of the time, I think it's just me trying to justify myself or make myself cooler, so I sometimes don't really believe I am like a character more like I want to be said character. Even so, I think Butcher is what I could've been had I not been helped when very young. Maeve feels like kind of a mirror to Butcher. She also seems to think she deserves the bad things that happen to her while showing herself as a really strong, indestructible person, I think I relate to that (and her situation of her romantic orientation and stuff, probably? Idk). Emma's cheery mask, Travis' stoic demeanor during rough situations, also Emma's calm demeanor during dangerous situations... The other characters I just really love for one thing or the other without really relating but probably admiring. And the AIs? I just really adore AIs.
TAGGED BY: tagged by @awkwardcourage (thank you so much!)
TAGGING: @dollhidden @savior-of-humanity @sesyeuxocean @reviresc @rottingkiss @hacker-codeq @arcanumsolitude @phoenix-flamed and anyone else I missed who sees this! Consider yourself tagged and feel free to tag me!
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myriadxofxmuses · 8 months
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Tagged by: @heartxshaped-bruises
Tagging: @savagecuhnt, @lunarruled (Ky), @uncxntrxllable (Bailey & Lakota), @littlewrensx (Wren), @thanaredreamtof (Felicity & Sam), @interxstitial, @wynterlanding, @blindspct (Miley), @fangsandmagic, @waveofstars (Chey)
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Ethan
COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS
That he's all bad. Ethan can be surprisingly caring at times, but it is only with select people. He is also quite malleable when it comes to others who are generally good. It sort of rubs off on him and he tries to emulate their behavior. He is if nothing else adaptable, but on a small level he wants to be that way.
AN IMPORTANT HEADCANON
He has a lot of food allergies. His mother's pregnancy with him was hard and he was born with the immunity fragility. Sadly he had to find out the hard way with each new allergy, given that his parents rarely cared for him properly - nannies also opting for short stints of employment for his care.
A USELESS HEADCANON
One of his favorite forms of entertainment is documentaries. Ethan will watch any and all kinds. Some of his favorite genres deal with nature or religion. He knows all kinds of trivia because of it.
POTENTIAL TRIGGERS
Abuse, drinking, suicide attempts, NSFW- like murder, minimal stalking, gore, knives, death, violence, drug use, torture, ruffies, etc.
SOMETHING YOU ENJOY ABOUT (WRITING) THEM
Actually, and this probably makes me a total psychopath, but his coldness. The way his character just shuts it off. Just like that. He has no attachment and is one hundred percent free of emotional repercussions. I could never do that. I get attached to easily and quickly, but it can be fun to explore what it is really like when you truly don't care what others think.
SOMETHING YOU WANT OTHERS TO KNOW BEFORE WRITING WITH THEM
While Ethan can be very loving at times, that is not his go to. It takes some time and effort to get past his douchey, asshole, narcissistic, sociopathic ways to get to what little good in him he has. He does not open up to everyone and can be very difficult to interact with at times.
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Oscar
COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS
That he has it all figured out and is put together. He does not deal very well with, as he calls it, his broken mind. He has quite a few breakdowns, all usually private and behind closed doors, but it leads him to drink. Oscar isn't big on meds, so he's very apprehensive when speaking to anyone about it - seeing it as a sign of weakness that he can't figure it out alone. Alcohol however is the one thing that not only helps him forget, but has also been an allowed vice throughout his career choices. Definitely not a great coping mechanism, but it's his nonetheless.
AN IMPORTANT HEADCANON
Family is essential for him. And his loyalty to Emily is unwavering. As is hers. They are extremely close siblings and come as a package. But that's not to say they come as a pleasant package. It is entirely possible for significant others or outside friends not to like the other. While blood is important they fully understand family is chosen and even the tightest family has internal turmoil at times. Loyal as they may be to each other, they will also fight to keep those who matter most to them.
A USELESS HEADCANON
Oscar can wiggle his ears. Not something he shows off, but he found out when he was a kid. After watching Little Rascals with his mom, he tried to copy Alfalfa and wiggled his ears.
He also sings in the shower.
POTENTIAL TRIGGERS
PTSD, drinking, NSFW- like crime, guns/knives, death, violence, war, black market weapon sales
SOMETHING YOU ENJOY ABOUT (WRITING) THEM
His strength. Both emotionally and physically. He is surprisingly just and fair when you consider his upbringing. While he isn't without flaws, he has very solid moral compass.
SOMETHING YOU WANT OTHERS TO KNOW BEFORE WRITING WITH THEM
He can be overprotective and his trust is hard to get. Oscar likes to know everything about a person and is not above using his job to perform background checks. Even though he is morally good, he is willing to bend the rules when he needs to continue on that path.
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Ivy
COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS
That she has no attachment to things. She is very good at hiding her true emotions under a mask of nonchalantness. When in reality she can't help but become emotionally invested in both people and life in general. It causes for a lot of lonely nights working through disappointment and sadness.
AN IMPORTANT HEADCANON
When her father got sick and died from his work, she went after the company responsible. It was a total failure in the end and nothing came of it, the corruption too high for her to fend off. But it was what led her into hacking for real. She'd always been tech savvy, but this was what really helped hone her skills.
A USELESS HEADCANON
While she has a cat, Ivy is really a dog person. She just can't have them in her apartments. She also watches true crime/interrogation videos for white noise while she works.
POTENTIAL TRIGGERS
Crime - hacking, internet stalking, law breaking in general, minimal drug use (marijuana), drinking
SOMETHING YOU ENJOY ABOUT (WRITING) THEM
The tech and stealth aspects of her life. I have always loved hacking/hackers/surfing the depths of tech and it is fun to write her in scenarios where she can actually use it.
SOMETHING YOU WANT OTHERS TO KNOW BEFORE WRITING WITH THEM
Even though she likes to avoid becoming attached to others, she is a very open and accepting person face to face. She will keep others at a comfortable distance while still remaining a loyal and trustworthy friend. She would be a great ally when it matters.
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onsunnyside · 2 years
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so i was bored at work (as usual) and i had Thots 🙂 whorish Thotssss 🙂🙂
A/B/O + zombie apocalypse for the ✨️flavor✨️ poor reader is on the run from the hoardes of undead with keen noses and they just love to eat sweet little Omegas. enter an Alpha, big n strong w a huge cock, who says he can protect her by claiming and scenting her. who would you want him to be? 😳 Curtis? Ari? or perhaps dark horse Andy?
or perhaps it's a whole band of Alphas 👀
AHH BESTIE BRANDY THIS MADE MY THOTS GO WILD !! dark thots below
you've barely survived, and still wonder how you've managed to last this long all alone. the undead have a special craving for omegas, uhm... omegas are just sweeter 😗
may haps you get into bad trouble with some zombies, and boom !! saviours in the form of not really saviours bc they're dark/deceiving assholes !! they save you and try to get you to speak, but you don't trust them. so they choose to take you back to their base (against your protests), but oh no, you somehow find a way to escape their decked-out truck and dash into the dark woods.
few try to chase after you, but the biggest and meanest of them (daddy ari) scoffs, "if she wants to die out there, let her." ofc, all the other alphas are confused as hell bc they haven't seen an omega since the outbreak. Still, Ari remains firm bc "we're already in our territory, she'll be knocking at our gates within a few hours."
oh and he was very right.
soon enough, you foolishly think you found a safe place with other survivors, but it isn't safe bc it's the base of those scary big alphas. and oh they really like you and refuse to let you go a second time. and well... they have urges and dance around the idea of repopulating the world. It turns out there are other safe places you could've chosen (better ones not too far from their territory) but you just have shit luck and found yourself in the worst.
me thinks it's like a hierarchy with the survivor groups, with meetings about rations or expanding, doing purge-style hunts to dwindle the infected numbers. when you're good, they let you tag along, and you get to see the difference between your group and the rest, aside from uh size, numbers and dominance, and there is the power imbalance, it's one alpha for one omega, and those alphas actually listen to them. it seems they're better off than you, but one of your alphas (a manipulative asshole.. cough cough curtis is that you), tells you that they get abused, "isn't it better to have all of us, trying to keep you happy, than to have one and be treated like a punching bag?" maybe it's a little true, all dependent on what society trope it is (if it's like HCV, oh my, poor omega)
but hey, they aren't totally bad 🫣 they take care of you, feed you, keep you safe and healthy, trying their best to make their little omega the happiest on the destroyed planet
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thesavagemuffin · 4 months
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WIP (NOT) WEDNESDAY
got tagged by @onlymeandlife thank you :>!
I've been mostly preoccupied with a bunch of other stuff that's currently going on in my life but that just gives me more of a reason for escapism so I actually got some stuff I can share fhjgasf
Games Started a new playthrough of CP77. Haven't played a full blunt melee build yet so that's what I'm going for. Also since I always struggle with playing an asshole character in RPGs (unless it's SWTOR) I decided I'd go for that as well and the natural lifepath to pick for that was of course corpo. So far I've already upset Judy and I'm not proud of it. I've also been playing a bit of Palia and Avatar Frontiers. Otherwise when I feel like playing something but I can't decide what, I always enjoy playing on a private classic WoW server.
Character Creation Been working on a new character for a D&D campaign that might start around the end of this month. Felt like playing something very different to what I usually go for, so I made an old Loxodon lady with a straw hat that grew up as a hermit in the middle of the forest and is about to explore a whole new world she hasn't seen yet. She's very excited about that and ready to collect a bunch of leaves and cook some nice stews for her soon to be companions. She's also a druid so obviously I'm gonna use my powers to talk to any plants and animals I come in contact with.
Writing Got two CP77 pieces in the works but so far I mostly just got an outline written down. One is about my OC Oslo that'll be about a moment in his past right before some shit went down. I kinda want to explore his relationship to his old friends in it, especially his ex partner, and just write a bit about the home he grew up in since he's originally from London and not NC. The other one ties into some events that happened in RP but also explores one of my characters backgrounds. It's about a character that deals with amnesia due to a traumatic event (and a rogue AI) and a situation happens that triggers some memories - some of them good but plenty of them not so much. It's nothing I'll post online but there you go :>.
Art I've been mostly sticking to fooling around with the symmetry tool. It's nice and fun and great for character sheets, which is also something I'm working on for some of my OC's. WIP of Rad, Alfan, and Lochlainn. With Locky I'm still figuring out his design and I'm not entirely happy with what I got right now. I also got some commissions I'm working on but I'll post those when they're done. Whenever I find some motivation and energy I want to work on some full body poses as well.
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Gonna tag a couple of people but if you've already been tagged or don't feel like it, no pressure :3! @brammariek @sicc-nasti @scrumptioussynths @wraithsoutlaws @rindemption @mth3gr34t @noirapocalypto @fourtyfaregates @scarecrowshindig
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2af-afterdark · 2 years
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Camshow MC - Asmodeus
Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandom: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
Characters: Asmodeus, Main Character
Additional Tags: AMAB!MC (they/them), Demons are very large compared to humans so MC is sometimes referred to as being shorter, crossdressing, confessions, consensual dick pics
Summary: Asmo loves tuning in to MC's live show.
A/N: I was planning to make some headcanons for the men finding MC's camshow… but then they got super long and now they are split up.
Word Count: 1589
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He knows. Of course he knows. How could the avatar of lust not know how many lustful stares were thrown his darling's way once a week on the regular. Even through a computer screen, the depravity and desire others pointed at them was overwhelming.
It didn't take him long to find the stream they had been so carefully trying to hide from everyone. They were absolutely adorable in all the pastels and pinks and babydolls they wore for their adoring audience. They put on the cutest voice for their adoring fans too, a cute pout on their lips as they asked for someone to donate just a few more tokens so they could keep showing off for everyone watching. They were the master of teasing those fools out of their Grimm and he was so proud of them.
They loved to wear that kind of lingerie each week, claiming it made them look cute (he more than agreed).
Asmo certainly wasn't a silent spectator either. If his darling was going to put on a show, he was going to pay his fair due for the privilege of watching. Just a few tokens for a tip while they entertained the large audience they had gotten. Maybe a question and/or comment here or there along with the others.
They got a lot: Why such cute lingerie? How was your day? Are you really human? When does the show start? Call me! Show your tits. You look adorable. I love you. I had a rough day. They were really loved, though sometimes Asmo found himself wanting to yell at some of the people and their crass nature. Flirting was one thing, but some bordered on harassment. But they seemed to roll with even that.
"Are you all really that desperate already? Fine. We can start a little early then."
This was the one part that drove the audience wild and Asmo was no exception. They reached their hands to the bottom of their cute frilly babydoll and slowly began to lift the edge. It was slow and meticulous, a sly smile across their lips as the hem crawled higher and higher until they finally showed off what was underneath.
Their underwear was a thong that tied at the side, but it was the dick just barely being contained by that underwear that made the chat go crazy. It was already hard, straining against the tight fabric and the tip poking out as it dribbled out a little precum. They pulled at the strings on the side, letting the bindings come undone and their underwear fall off.
"You're all so naughty for wanting to see me like this." They gave a wink to the camera, "Now, who wants to take my cock?"
He did.
Asmo wanted to feel that large thing inside of him so badly that it drove him crazy. Humans were so small compared to the average demon, even one on the shorter end like Asmo, but there was nothing small about that thing between their legs. If Asmo could get his hands on that thing, he would never let it go.
They started to pump themselves slowly, making sure the hem of their babydoll was held up and out of the way. Their gaze seemed to bore through the computer screen and stare straight at the audience that adored them so much and waited for this show each week.
Asmo opened the bottle of rose-scented lube he usually kept hidden in his dresser and slathered his fingers before prodding at his asshole. He was so used to fingering himself to the sight of their hard cock that he could already fit two fingers without any other prep.
"Don't hide from me now. Let me see those slutty holes of yours."
This was the part where they made all their money. The tokens started flooding in with attached photos and videos of the demons that were watching. Some were cropped to show only stretched open cunts and assholes, others were gaping mouths with lust-filled eyes staring straight at his darling, some were tits and dicks and thighs.
Some videos were violently pornographic; demons fucking their own tails while crying his darling's name, others cumming on their fingers, some showing off their more demonic forms that longed for some human over anyone else. No matter what it was, his darling would look at them and say something just as perverse while stroking their own cock.
"Such pretty tits. They'd look even prettier with my cock between them."
"Have you been stretching yourself to fit me? I can't wait to personally train you to get tight once I'm inside."
"You're so cute! You're going to make me so jealous that I'll have to fuck you until you make some stupid face for me."
"That's right, Baby. Fuck yourself just like that for me. You've been so good. You deserve to cum all over your tail."
Asmo wanted them to talk to him like that. Through a screen where they seemed to blossom and open up, sure, but he wanted them to whisper those words to him while leaning over him in bed. He was so pent up just for them.
He could feel that tight ball forming in the pit of his belly, the feeling of being so close to finishing just from listening and watching them as he imagined it was them inside rather than his fingers. He was so very close, but he needed one last push. He didn't want to hear how they praised other people when he was there too. Just this once, he wanted them to notice how his body craved them too.
It was one photo. One picture where he was careful to keep his face out of the shot and focused on how hard he was while he used his fingers to spread himself wide. He added a caption reading "just for you" before sending it to them with enough tokens to catch their attention.
No matter how often he told them he loved them, it would never be enough. He wanted to say it more, express his desires in every way he could, slip into their heart and get lost in them. And he wanted them to see him too.
It was cute the way their breath hitched and their steady pace stuttered when they looked at his message. He always knew he was pretty, but seeing their reaction was a special confidence booster.
"Just for me, huh?" Their grip tightened and they started to stroke their entire length more quickly and harshly, "I'd be more than happy to take you up on that offer. Get you on all fours and shove your face into the mattress so I can get real deep while staring at the cute ass of yours."
Yes. That was the kind of attention he wanted. It was enough to make his toes curl and his fingers thrust into his hole without rest. He was so close. He just needed a little more. He just needed to watch them cum so he could fantasize it was inside of him…
"Fuck!" They suddenly cursed before dropping their hand without finishing, "Sorry everyone. I'm stopping early tonight. I'll make it up to you all next week."
Then the stream ended abruptly, leaving the chat in confusion with people asking what happened. Some worried, others disappointed they didn't get a full show.
Asmo was just confused. They had never ended a stream so suddenly before. He wondered if he should go check on them, but then he couldn't explain how he knew they were distressed. Plus, he was in no state to walk around right now.
Then he heard a knock at his door and practically fumbled over himself to throw on a robe to cover up so he could open it up. When he finally did, he had to stare down at the human that had come to see him in their own robe (much more modest and plain than his despite what they had been wearing in the stream). He put on his more cheery voice and asked what they needed.
Their only response was to pull up their phone and show off the picture he had sent them not that long ago, "Is this you?"
They knew. Asmo was the only demon they knew with such finely kept pink and green nails, which had been caught in the photo.
"Do… Do you mean what you said? That it's just for me?"
He meant every word. If it was them, he would gladly throw himself at their feet and tell them how much he loved them. He already told them constantly, but he would say it even more.
They bit the inside of their cheek before sliding the knot of their robe loose to let it fall open, showing off the same cute pink babydoll they'd just held the stream in while looking up at him with bashful eyes, "I meant what I said too."
Asmo could cum right then and there. His darling was too cute and sexy for words and he couldn't contain himself as he stepped aside to let them into his room where his voice would be crying out all night mixed with theirs.
Maybe next week, as an apology for cutting the live show short, they would have to invite Asmo to join just so everyone could see what their precious human was really capable of… and he would be more than happy to agree.
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Top 10 Favourite Character Essences
@faelanvance
Faelan heard about my "Favourite Characters" post that went out last night, and after reading it.. well. It's a little repetative, if you know me at all. Some familiar characters on there, so she challenged me to answer it a bit differently.
She challenged me to give my Top 10 favourite characters, based on their ESSENCE.
They have to be favourite characters that also have a deeper literary value, where you enjoy their specific role in the story, and this means that the list also has to exclude characters that would normally go on the list for purely nostalgic reasons.
They can be from Film, TV, or Written media, and this was surprisingly difficult so I've decided to share and also challenge a few other people, because my list of characters based on their essence is so entiely different from my normal "list of favourite characters" that I thought it would be an interesting exercise.
Let's just say I've learnt a LOT about my favourite character roles in fiction by putting together this list for Fae!
Tagging Forward, with no pressure, to: @minamoroz @night-market-if @arigalefantasynovels @sleepyowlwrites @world-of-fire-and-flight-admin @acertainmoshke @falesiacatwrites @ashen-crest and anyone else who wants to hop on the bandwagon <3
Top 10 Characters You Love The Essence Of
1. Niklaus Mikaelson From 'The Originals' and 'Vampire Diaries', TV Series.
Peak Morally Grey Character Energy. I want to find more books with characters like this, honestly. I love everything about this character. He's unapologetically who he is, and soft for exactly one person.
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2. Patrick Jane From 'The Mentalist', TV Series.
He's such an intelligent, but inherently damaged, character and I love him. With a backstory that includes a wife and child murdered by a serial killer, Patrick is terrified of anybody getting close to hum and uses his sharp intelligence to deflect constantly. While also being on a path of vengence , the show d oesn't shy away from letting him complete that journey at any cost.
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3. Althalus From 'The Redemption of Althalus' by David & Leigh Eddings, Book
This isn't the best of their books, it's quite hard reading, but my love for Althalus, the bastard thief, makes it worthwhile in my humble opinion. Althalus is an unrepentant liar and thief who gets blackmailed into doing good deeds by a Goddess in the form of a cat who adopts him (as cats are wont to do)
I really love him, and there's a lot of vibes that, on reflection, I feel have influenced my character, Reilly Mosswolf.
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4. Deucalion From 'Teen Wolf', TV Series
To be fair I think a good 30% of my love for this character is that he's played by Gideon Emery because his voice makes the sheer SASS of Deucalion ratchet up by at least 1000 points.
Deucalion is an alpha of a wolf pack made up entirely of alpha's, and when he sets his sights on the show's main character he casually walks in and kills, threatens or injures about half a dozen people to make a point about how strong he is before casually waltzing out again.
He's fucking epic. Have a Youtube Clip to do that voice justice.
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5. Tony Stark / Iron Man The Marvel Cinematic Universe, Films
He's an unapologetic asshole with too much money. Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist, who is so intelligent that his rate of sheer thinking is beyond most people's ability to follow.
It makes him difficult to relate to, and even more difficult for characters to trust, but it's the same things I love about his character.
Despite the perception and assholeryness he presents, he's usually doing what he's doing for good reasons, even if no on but he understands those reasons. And really most characters don't look past the fact that he's an asshole to consider that, most of the time, he's right.
He''s an interesting character with a lot of duality that I enjoy.
Bonus; He also has a little bit of Klaus Energy in that there is only a handful of people he truly cares about, and will go out of his way to be kind to.
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6. Spike From 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer', TV Series
The essence of this character that I love is that he's really not a good 7. guy. At all.
For the entire show he's the vampire bad guy until he's implanted with a microchip in his brain that makes it impossible for him to attack humans. Like, that's the only reason he starts working with the "good guys".
And yes, in the final episode he saves the world, but when your entire nature and natural inclination to be evil is being curtailed, is that really a huge sacrifice on your part?
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7. Dream From 'The Sandman' by Neil Gaiman, Graphic Novel Although, More Specifically, Netflix TV Series
Dream would probably be higher up my list, but I'm very new to the material and have only seen the Netflix show so far, but an eternal creature so far removed from humanity that the moral rules not only don't apply but are foreign to him is so fucking fascinating.
Like, at one point, he hears a man bragging how he's never going to die, so to see just how long this man would take before he begged for death, Dream has his sister, Death, make him immune. She never collects his soul, on the agreement that this man and Dream meet every 100 years so that he can tell Dream all the things he's experianced, and for Dream to see if he's ready to die yet.
Fascinating character 10/10.
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8. Eric Draven From 'The Crow', Film
Eric is a man who is murdered and comes back to hand out vengence against the people who killed, not only him, but his wife/fiance as well.
He has one night. He is relentless. Merciless. Violent. And I adore him. You cannot go wrong with a man who'll come back from the dead for the woman he loves.
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9. Heathcliff From 'Wuthering Heights' by Emily Bronte, Book
A complete mess of a man. Often described as a morally grey character, but Heathcliff is more of an anti-hero, in my opinion.
It's been a while since I read the book, so some of my details may be off, but the gist is that when the woman he loves determines that his station is too far below her's to marry, he sets out to ruin the life of her new husband, and ultimately her daughter, in an attempt to get her to regret her choice.
Instead, she dies and he spends the rest of the book bitter but stuck to his path of retribution against her ghost.
Wuthering Heights is a tragedy, and yet I freaking adore it, but the chaotic MESS of an energy that Heathcliff brings to the whole narrative really makes it for me.
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And Finally...
10. Arya Stark (The Book Version) From 'A Song of Ice and Fire' Series by GRR Martin, Books
Arya almost didn't make my list because I didn't like what they did to her character in the final seasons of the show, but Book Arya is fantastic.
She refuses to fit a mould and she refuses to be saved. She refuses to conform to what's expected of her by society, even when she's trying to join the faceless ones and her father privately supports her by getting her sword fighting lessons.
She carves her own path, and I love that about her.
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