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#i didn't get the job
myra-bird · 1 month
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Sometimes I like to imagine a beautiful woman chasing me down, knocking me to the ground, straddling me, then putting her lips a breaths away from mine and whispering, "The other girls all fought back much harder than this" and plunging her knife into my heart like a kiss.
my interview panel: This is NOT what we meant by "Where do you see yourself in five years."
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thegeekyartist · 6 months
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🎵 & 🍪 !
🎵 - Last song you listened to?
Sweet Talk - Saint Motel (up next is Wasteland, Baby! by our boi Hozier)
🍪- If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?
Peanut butter blossom, because I, too, am 60% peanut butter and have a nice little kiss to offer <3
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savage-rhi · 1 year
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the-badger-mole · 1 year
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For the fic writer ask game: 19, 33, 47? Please
19. If you had to pick one fic/scene/chapter of your work to describe your entire portfolio to a stranger, which would you pick?
I already answered this one here
33. Is there any particular character whose scenes always wind up being longer/more frequent than you expected? Does the quality hold up?
I don't think so. I go into most fics I write with a basic idea of what I want to happen with the characters. If anything, I have the opposite thing happen. If I want to focus on characters aside from my main characters, the scenes end up being shorter than I intended.
47. If someone you know in real life who isn’t involved in fandoms asked to read your work, would you let them? If yes, what would you recommend they read first?
Um...I actually gave a sample of my fic with my resume at a job interview (it was a position in the creative department and part of the job was copywriting, so I figured a writing sample was pertinent). I believe the sample I gave was In Kya's Garden.
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safety-net-did · 2 years
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I got another interview for a job "in my field".
It feels weird to attach myself to it that way.
I usually say I'm an "ex-librarian type person" because it feels weird to lay claim to bring a librarian when I've never "really" been one.
I went to library school (and got great marks!)
I did my placements (and was well regarded!)
But I never got a job in that field.
I graduated while the world was still in the wait-and-see recovery period from the 2008 crash. We were told that a wave of librarians would be retiring really soon!
But then they didn't.
People extended their time working-- across the board!-- because they couldn't afford to retire.
I wasn't able to get a library job right out of school. Some classmates were lucky enough to have that.
I was too busy reeling and healing from the most major suicide attempt in my life. I didn't have it in me to run the volunteer-to-job pipeline. Usually I couldn't afford to spend working time not getting paid, either.
I interviewed a few times! But I was never a good fit, never had enough experience, never managed to learn French or ASL.
It was obvious a few times that people were uncomfortable with my age(too young to fit in with the mostly 50+ workforce) or, later, that I am trans. But no one ever says those things.
So after a few years I mostly gave up. I went back to school, decided to try something else.
Burnt myself out.
Now we're a decade later, and libraries all around me seem to be scrambling to fill positions. It's the most library positions I've seen open at once ever.
I've applied to a bunch. Mostly because they are the only things offering low enough hours with work I feel confident I can do despite my disability.
And this will be the second library interview I've gotten this year!
But I feel like such an imposter.
Do I really "know" those library skills I've had on my resume for 10years but haven't been able to use?
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frecklesxsunshine · 3 months
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babysdrivers · 8 months
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never forget the time i had an interview for jd sports and the guy asked me if i shopped in there often and i said i've never been in there because i couldn't afford anything they sold and he just awkwardly looked at me like 😶
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hashire · 1 year
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me, a dumb idiot, a week ago: wow this is going to be my last week at this place
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I truly, TRULY do not know how to say this, because the fact that I have to say it makes me feel like I am losing my grip on reality. But no, in the post-capitalistic anarchist utopia, I will not be relying on “autistic minecraft girlies” to be building inspectors because - and this may shock you - one of those occupations takes years of education in how to read and interpret hundreds of thousands of lines of regulations based on complicated math and physics that were the result of decades of tragedy and death, and the other one involves playing a children’s video game.
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the-rainbow-of-doom · 5 months
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(This post was sponsored by a 1+ hour commute)
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ophanim-vesper · 10 months
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everyone wants Chihiro and Haku to reunite but WHAT ABOUT THEM
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myra-bird · 2 months
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Do you ever think about your wife kissing you so hard and so hungrily it leads to the inevitable and her love bites start breaking the skin?
My interview panel: That is not what we meant by "Do you have any questions for us?"
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vamparchy · 1 year
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Here's a picture from an interview getup I had earlier this week
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hatosaur · 1 year
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ellie, about 10 years down the line
(posted early on patreon!)
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llovelymoonn · 2 months
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web weaving on things falling apart just as they were getting better? hope you're having a lovely day <3
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fatima aamer bilal (@fatimaamerbilal) days where my whole world is my bed \\ ernest hemingway a farewell to arms (via @metamorphesque) \\ jean-marc lehwald \\ jean-marc lehwald \\ jihyun yun some are always hungry: "reversal" (via @feral-ballad) \\ jean-marc lehwald \\ franz kafka the diaries of franz kafka, 1910-1913: "march 10, 1912" \\ franz kafka the metamorphosis (via @fromdarzaitoleeza) \\ franz kafka the diaries of franz kafka, 1914-1923: "february 1, 1922" \\ jean-marc lehwald
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eggy-the-boy · 1 year
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*poking my blorbos with a stick* 
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