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scrambled-eggsed · 2 years

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No but really when i was 9 years old and read the secrets of the immortal nicholas flamel for the first time and the flamels/flemings were introduced. And nick is this unkept guy in jeans and a tshirt, while perry is this beautiful and sharp woman, wearing a quality dress in comparison to her husband's faded clothes. And their love is so unique and filled with adoration. THAT was my butch awakening

#the secrets of the immortal nicholas flamel #sinf #perenelle flamel #nicholas flamel #i miss this so very literally #i cannot begin to explain how much i projected onto Nicholas. and perenelle..............#that was GENUINELY when it started i think #insane. unbelievable #i recently found out there are shorts stories by the author in the world of the books and im rereading the series before i get the #collection #and still every time perenelle is MENTIONED.#i canmot deal with this #i am simply too gay. there arent many occasions where this is the case but my god #also i am pretty sure perenelle was the forst in the long line of my crushes on. well. that archetype #this series is still like 40% of my personality. without exaggerating #also i am forever willing to rant about nicholas and perenelle literally give me the smallest excuse and I'll write you an essay #like both as a dynamic between characters and as a couple. UNMATCHED #the aging and the magic and the CENTURIES together and the way they balance each other and match each other perfectly #i might cry

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danse--macabre · 5 months

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tirastarion post-canon nonsense:

astarion & tirazel move to the underdark

tirazel adopts a displacer kitten

rationale: we need a guard dog. real reason: it's cute and we don't have enough friends in the underdark.

astarion immediately disapproves. 'that is not a pet, that beast is a bloodthirsty killer'. tirazel laughs at him.

'My darling, you'll always be my number one bloodthirsty killer,' 'I'm being serious!' 'As am I dear. We are keeping it <3'

unspoken: the real reason astarion disapproves is because he doesn't want claw marks on all the soft fabrics in the house.

tirazel, while talented in many areas, loathed all her lessons in music and poetry (and preferred magic and sword-fighting and sneaking out of the house and kissing boys and girls of unsuitable rank in taverns), does not really have much of a knack for artful naming or names, and calls the little displacer beast 'tails.' This is a slight improvement from the discarded options: 'stinky', 'sooty', and 'bitey'.

she still calls it stinky as a term of endearment.

astarion, completely predictably, like every 'dad adopting a dog/cat meme', comes to adore it

he calls it 'the nuisance' at first. this persists for a very long time, even after he has come to respect it.

one day tirazel sees astarion + tails looking worse for wear after a hunt, asks what happens, he explains '*the nusiance* tried to start a fight with a bullette cub'. 'How would you know?' 'I needed to keep an eye on it.' 'Oh did you?' 'It can barely handle pigeons, do you think I would be so irresponsible to let it hunt in the depths alone, [long explanation of why 'the nuisance' is sorely lacking in hunting skills and needs a great deal of monitoring and proper training]'

which astarion gives it. he's the one responsible for its training, he helps it be effective in combat, and this is the long story of how astsrion multiclasses as a ranger.

tails grows up and becomes a far better hunter than astarion. astarion is proud but also annoyed it keeps stealing his kills. however, astarion DOES succeed in getting it to avoid tearing up all the soft furniture in their bedroom, which is a win (it does not sleep in their bedroom, sorry, this was a hard line astarion drew and tirazel had to accept).

eventually he respects it enough to give it a 'proper name'. something like 'midnight' or 'umbra' or something suitably elegant. it does respond to this, however, tirazel still calls it 'tails' and 'stinky' (which it also responds to)

astarion is absolutely the responsible pet parent and tirazel is absolutely 'this is my stinky baby who I spoil with treats and scritches; it is 9ft long has a gigantic bed of pillows and will eat you; it is glorious' parent.

in fairness to tirazel, she actually trained tails in more mundane things like 'do not jump on kitchen surfaces' and 'do not pee here' and 'you can scratch these pillows but not those ones' and 'you canmot eat guests until we say so' and so on. basically, the well-behaved, civilised bits rather than the killing-machine bits.

tails/umbra loves them both :)

#tirazel/astarion #astarion #tav #tirazel

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lyssified · 3 months

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literally what's a girl to do ??????????

everyone is obsessed with him and i will literally never get to talk to him ever unless i'm somehow more interesting than literally everyone else or i decide to text him and he's dry as hell because i texted him once over the summer and he replied thanks and literally i never texted again bc i was scared but now we actually talk and we should literally be besties but he has so many other fucking people to choose from and i canmot fuckinf deal with this boy making eye contact from across the room while doing his lead role romantic type shit . litwrally what is a girl to do

#lyss says things #pov that one boy #vaguepostinf but whatever #if you know me irl do not look at this post

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the-necessary-unnecessary · 3 years

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it's like barca and psg are ganging up with each other to get us even more stressed out

#i canmot deal i really cannot #barpsg

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loneinnocence · 4 years

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Imagine if Patxi became a pseudo-servant in the future and you gave him Valentine's chocolate...

#i canr even go there #fuck i canmot handle Lb1 when it officially releaes in NA #fffucckkk #nope cant deal with it #already cryinf

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finnitesimal · 3 years

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Canmot deal with words i cant understand shit whyd you gotta have 'propensity' in your vocabulary who the what huh

#charlie slimecicle voice my bean is So freaked dude

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asking-jude · 4 years

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I've been dealing with a shitton of paranoia recently and I have no idea what to do about it. I literally canmot sleep because I think someone's going to kill me, not to mention I think I have DID but cant even try journaling cause I get scared my mother's going to read it! Basically life is miserable and i have no fucking clue what to do

Hi love,

Thank you for reaching out to Asking Jude. You’re so brave for telling us about what’s been happening. I can understand how terrifying this must be. Paranoia is very scary, but there are ways you can cope with it.

Question and challenge your paranoid thoughts. Would other people find them realistic? Is there any evidence that supports these thoughts? Are the thoughts exaggerated? Assessing your thoughts will help you understand whether these thoughts are justified, or just your mind making something that isn’t there.

Record information about your paranoia. Anything ranging from your thoughts, how often you get them, how you feel about them, and the amount of sleep you got that day. This will help you analyze potential triggers, differentiate between normal thoughts and paranoia, and find a way to reduce them.

Communicate, and find people to help you stay grounded. Talk to friends, family, a significant other, or a therapist. Let them know about your thoughts, and they can help remind you whether your mind is tricking you into believing something unrealistic might occur. They can help keep you safe, and hence disprove your idea that someone is going to kill you.

Find coping skills that help you relax and possibly fall asleep. Practice meditation, yoga, and deep breathing exercises. The 5-4-3-2-1 grounding exercise is a very popular exercise that has personally helped me reduce my anxiety and intrusive thoughts as well.

https://www.urmc.rochester.edu/behavioral-health-partners/bhp-blog/april-2018/5-4-3-2-1-coping-technique-for-anxiety.aspx

Similarly, another resource called pixel thoughts might be more relevant and help you clear your mind of those paranoid thoughts better:

https://www.pixelthoughts.co/

Manage your stress. Figure out what makes you happy; music, dance, art, or something else. Make time for it as frequently as you can. You deserve to relax. The calmer you feel, the less likely your brain will provoke you with paranoid thoughts.

Sleep is a very tricky activity. There are many factors, such as food, exercise, genetics, stress, and more, that play a major part in how much sleep a person gets. While some of these are out of your control, eating a balanced diet and exercising for thirty minutes are minor changes that can help a person have a more restful sleep. Similarly, using sleeping aids such as a white noise machine or listening to music before bed might have a positive effect as well.

As far as your mom reading your journal, I wonder if you can journal online? I personally use google docs to type out an entry whenever I’m feeling anxious; that is my way of journaling. If you password-protect your online account and your computer, then your mom has no way of reading your journal unless you give her permission. Alternatively, you could type or write out an entry and then tear the page or delete the document. Therapists have cited that as letting go of your negative feelings, it might be useful for keeping it away from your mother and helping you release some steam. Here are some other resources that might help:

https://www.moodpanda.com/features.aspx -

https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/why-paranoid

https://www.healthcentral.com/article/5-strategies-for-dealing-with-paranoia

https://www.betterhelp.com/advice/how-to/how-to-stop-paranoia-and-anxiety/

Wishing you all the best,

Manisha

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jackrackhams · 7 years

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When you canmot deal with your jeans. You jan't?

I.... what? I jeans what? Jeans????

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