I used to wonder, as a kid, why everyone feared Zeus. I mean, what could he do, summon a little lightning and thunder?

Well guys, I get it now. It’s storming outside my house right now, and not two minutes ago I was laying in my bed, trying to go to sleep. And then this massive strike of lightning came out of nowhere, and it was so bright I kid you not it blinded me. AND THEN THE LOUDEST, MOST DEVASTATING AND EARTH SHATTERING THUNDER CAME TWO SECONDS AFTERWARDS. THIS SHIT NOCKED 4 PICTURES OFF MY WALL, MADE MY LAMP FALL OVER, AND WOKE THE FUCKING DEAD. WHEN I TELL YALL I FEAR THE ASS CLAPS OF ZEUS NOW

Hi everyone,

I know I haven't been very active on here, but I genuinely need help. My wife and I are in a very tough situation. We are both unemployed, and only one of us is eligible for unemployment benefits. We are also required to move out of our home by February 29th. Things have gone poorly with our landlord, and he is forcing us out of our lease a month early. We are not able to fully cover our final months rent or moving expenses at this time, and we need to raise about $2,300 in order to get through this. If anyone is able to boost, share this, or donate to our situation, I would be extremely grateful. Any little bit would be immensely helpful. My venmo information is copied below.

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Thank you so much for taking the time to read this.

Very scary jumpscare

I....what?

does anyone else have like a very irrational fear of driving like you've never been in an accident, no one you know has been in one, you've never lost anyone to an accident but you're just terrified to drive because i'm like that and i've never gotten my license and my friends think it's weird and they're like just go get your license but i think that if i sat behind the wheel of a car, i'd get a panic attack because i'm that scared of driving

Did not enjoy finding the deep dark underneath my cave-house. Considering moving/blowing the entire mountain up.

Juno has stolen my other device and is writing a post

I have no part in this

I want that to be clear

Hey, so there’s a big spider in my room. Like stupid big spider. I’m going to try to release him outside but he’s frightening large so if you don’t hear from me after this, I have been eaten

Thing I did with a Dave and Jack AI

Me: Ok so you’re on this boat until you figure out what the fuck is going on in your relationship, so talk to eachother.

Jack AI: I might… I might kill my petah… not the best idea… joe and quagmire’s next… how’d I get here

Dave: Screaming, crying, shitting himself.

Me: Ok so you two are hopeless.

Ughhh… I don’t have photo evidence of this but I saw Cactiffy next to Wambus’ scarecrow, and ya know super cute, but when I returned, BOTH WERE GONE!

I found the cactus in Liz and Egg’s hut but where did the scarecrow go???

i dont know what i was expecting in the star rail main story quest

BUT TINGYUNS NECK FUCKING SNAPPING WITH THAT FUCKING LOOK ON HER FACE WAS NOT IT

one of my summer camp kids just showed me a half dead dragonfly and told me to kiss it

Caught halfway between:

And also:

i like to pretend some things are not entirely real. so i dont lose my shit

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