I for the life of me cannot find my og post but I shall take the concept and what I remember from it and make this one. So, snippets from that one au inspired by the Kwami from Miraculous Ladybug.
For context, Danny and Vlad are trapped in a necklace and bracelet (iirc) and are both just miniature versions of themselves, an eastern dragon and phoenix respectively.
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Vlad, standing on Lex Luthor's desk with his head raised and a haughty look in his eyes: If you, a mere human, wishes to use my power, you will have to prove yourself worthy of the barest dregs of its embers-
Lex Luthor: No.
Lex Luthor taps his bracelet and Vlad gets sucked back in, finally leaving Lex's office blissfully silent.
Meanwhile, in another city:
Danny, currently flying near Tim's head as he takes up a camera: Hey, hey kid. Wanna use my power?
Tim, currently checking over his camera: Would it help me keep up with Batman and Robin more easily?
Danny, blinking as he questions what the hell is a Batman and Robin in this context: Yes...?
Tim: Deal.
Danny, blinking once again as he thought 'Huh, well that was easy'.
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Lex Luthor, currently in an elevator minding his own business on his way to a shareholder meeting:
Vlad: Luthor.
Lex Luthor: What is it now.
Vlad: We need to go somewhere.
Lex Luthor, raises eyebrow: And that somewhere is?
Vlad: No time to explain but we need to go.
Lex Luthor, questioning how he ended up in this situation: You are aware I have an important shareholder meeting, yes?
Vlad: I know, and I don't care, you can always reschedule those things, but this is more important than that.
Lex Luthor: What could possibly be more important in your eyes?
Vlad, voice barely above a whisper: The Packers.
Lex Luthor:
Lex Luthor: No.
Vlad: You will not deny me this, I have been deprived of them for hundreds of years and I will not be denied the chance to watch them once again.
Lex Luthor: You say hundreds as they haven't been around for a century.
Vlad: Interdimensional time hijinks, not something someone like you would understand but that is besides the point. You will take me to the Packers game currently happening right this instant.
Lex Luthor, fixing his tie: I certainly have no incentive to do so.
Vlad: I will give you a portion of my power if you take me.
Lex Luthor:
Vlad:
Elevator:
Lex Luthor: Truly, a tempting offer-
Elevator: Opens
Lex Luthor, walking through the doors while tapping on his bracelet: -But no.
Meanwhile, in another city:
Danny: Kid, boy, child.
Tim: My name is Tim.
Danny: Right, yea, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim.
Tim, currently standing on the counter as he looked through the cupboard: Yea?
Danny: I saw an observatory while you were out looking for those Batman and Robin dudes.
Tim, taking out some ingredients and checking to see if they're still good: Go on.
Danny: Take me.
Tim: Sure.
Danny, flying loops in the air: Yes!
Tim: But after I finish cooking.
Danny:
Danny: Can't you just buy something on the way?
Tim: Yea but if I do these will go bad.
Danny: Fair.
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🐭 vs 🐈⬛🐈
So I was up making my coffee at 5am. Maeve really wanted into the hall closet which she never really wants so I open it so she can explore. I’m drinking my coffee upstairs and I hear her running around like crazy. I think nothing of it because she still runs around like a kitten playing on her own. Come down around 6am to have breakfast. I find her squished underneath a cart in the dining room, butt flatter than it’s ever been to get under it. Rocket joins her and I’m like what do you see. So I grab a flashlight and lay down to look under there with them. Which of course shines light on a mouse. One that is pretty well fed cause that guy is way bigger than most mice I’ve seen.
Now Maeve has never seen a mouse before and Rocket has only seen one once or twice. So they’re trying to get it, I can’t get it because it’s way in the back under something. Then it popped up and I almost went to try to grab it and thought “Lauren wtf are you doing you can’t bare handed grab that mouse”. Especially since I’m almost anaphylactic allergic to rats and I’m not sure if that allergy includes mice. So it gets away. Then Maeve and Rocket get it in the living room and they’re playing with it between them. So I grab a cup and go to head over to scoop it up. Well me walking over, they both stop and look at me like “what’s up mom?” and let the mouse go.
So now it’s almost time for me to leave. And I know if I don’t find this mouse I’m most likely coming home to a dead mouse, left in my bed probably. Finally Rocket and Maeve are both at the fireplace stretched out tall and there it is. Perched on the brick right on the corner of the fireplace. So I have a cup in one hand and a dish towel in the other and go to get it, but it’s on the corner so it starts to run down the fireplace. Luckily I got the cup over it and shook it down so I could put my hand with the dish towel over the top.
Now let’s keep in mind I’ve been calm and collected over the mouse so far. Until I have it in the cup and can feel it under my hand on the dish cloth trying to get out. Now I’m booking it to the door, trying to keep the cup closed and unlock the door. All the while Rocket and Maeve are chasing ME and yelling because they want their toy back. Finally the door gets open and I throw it out into the woods.
I would say I am very awake for the day now after that adrenaline rush.
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